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<i>Fuck you.</i>

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If she's not back
by the time S.W.A.T. is over...

3
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...then she is gonna have hell to pay.
You hear me?

4
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Yeah, I know.
This makes absolutely no sense at all.

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Leave me the kid.
You have sex with me...

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...then just leave me
with the kid?

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It's not how we do it.
Where is she, Toby?

8
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Where is she?

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Where would she have gone to?

10
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What is that smell?

11
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
What'd you eat? Diarrhea?

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Perfect. Okay.
That looks good to me.

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Yes, April, it is I, Kenny.

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You had sex with me last night
and left this morning.

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Okay, April, this isn't really funny.
Not sure where you are...

16
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...but I'm starting to guess that
I've been abandoned.

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Yes, I'd like a large half Hawaiian,
half pesto pizza.

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I have a screaming baby here
and he's super hungry.

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Guess what, April, it's me.
Call me back...

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...on my cell-phone device,
I would greatly appreciate it.

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You know what? Forget that.
I'm coming to find you. Fuck you.

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Shit.

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Let's go.

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That crying's got me
agitated about this situation.

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How do you think I feel? Come on.

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I'm lending you for 24 hours only...

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...the one-and-only, world-famous,
pussy rocket.

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I assume this is some kind of emergency.

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- Absolutely.
- What are you doing?

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I'm gonna take this kid,
put him up April's asshole.

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Oh, yeah, that's good,
I like that tone.

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Please be careful with this, okay?

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- You might want to buckle the kid up too.
- There we are.

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Put that goddamn baby inside.
Stupid fucking baby.

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I will have this car back tonight,
without a scratch...

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- ...or my name isn't Kenny fucking Powers.
- There you go. Okay.

37
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- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- What? What happened?

38
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He puked all over your upholstery.

39
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- What?
- He's rejecting the Pepsi.

40
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Shit. I'll go get spray.

41
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Jesus Christ. Come on.

42
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Quick, get some towels.
He shit his pants too.

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Don't eat the puke.
Just keep it on the shirt.

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April? Party's over.
I'm returning your child.

45
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April. Come out and face
your problems like a man.

46
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This is very, very cuntous behavior.

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April. I'm going through your bras.

48
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Dog, you've gotta stay with me.
I'm moving fast today. Come on.

49
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Henderson Realty. Please hold.

50
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What's up, realtors?

51
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Which of these desks belongs to
April Buchanon? Huge tits?

52
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Excuse me?

53
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Never mind, I see a photograph
of the child we share.

54
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Sir, you can't do that.

55
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Kenny?

56
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- Word. What's up, Jamie?
- What the heH are you doing?

57
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Searching for April.

58
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Look, I haven't heard from her.
I'm sorry. I can't help you.

59
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If you've had any correspondence
with her...

60
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...I'm talking a fucking text message,
an email, a fucking emoticon exchange...

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...a facsimile, a fucking page,
anything, I deserve to know.

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Her son-child deserves to know.

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Where's the child?

64
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Homeboy's chilling right here.

65
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What? Jesus, dude.
She left him with you?

66
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I know.
The worst thing ever done to me.

67
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Why the hell do you got him
in a book bag?

68
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Trying to make him eat lettuce.

69
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I poked holes in It,
he can breathe through it.

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All right, look, she called me
from the road, all right?

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She said she needed time off...

72
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...and she needs to sort some stuff out.

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Why would she call you?
She hasn't called me.

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I'm her boss.
She should call me when she's gone.

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You tell her to get her
lazy ass back to work?

76
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Told her to come when she's ready.

77
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What kind of operation
are you running here?

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Tell me how to run my business,
you come here with a baby Tn a bag?

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- What's that?
- Oh, excuse me.

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Sorry I don't know how
to wrap him in a papoose...

81
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...bounce him on my head
like your people.

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Look. I know April, and she wouldn't do
this unless it was a last resort.

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I'm putting you on blast, homeboy.

84
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You're moving from neutral ally"
back to hostile threat.

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- Kenny--
- Hostile threat.

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Okay, so let's get ready
to trust each other.

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This is gonna be fun.

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Palms up, everybody. Put your
hands out. Take a step Tn.

89
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The reason we had that
fist fight in the supply closet...

90
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...is that Robin has some trust issues.

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We're gonna do something
about that right now.

92
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Robin, whenever you are ready...

93
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...I just want you to close your eyes
and trust us.

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What's up? ls gay-ass yoga
on the curriculum now?

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

96
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Heh. That bitch just fell.

97
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That's unfortunate
for all parties involved.

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I don't know how to help,
I haven't talked to April in months.

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I don't know where she is,
and I don't care.

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Good for you, but right now I
need to talk to you, man to man.

101
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I'm running out of options here.

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If you hear anything or know
anything, you have to tell me.

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You please have to tell me.

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- Do I?
- This kid's gonna have to eat.

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And I have absolutely no idea
how to facilitate that.

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You have a child in the backpack?

107
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- Yes, he's resting.
- Oh, okay.

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Good luck to you with your life.

109
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It's not going to be easy because
both of your parents are horrible.

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There, I've helped the child enormously.

111
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Well, I need to get back to work.

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What are you laughing at?

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It's just amusing how everything
worked out. Isn't it?

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Good luck to you.

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Great. All of your gloating
has woken the child.

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Go back to sleep.

117
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- Hola, Kenny Powers.
- Hola, Maria.

118
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Hola, Toby.

119
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He'd say, "What's up," but April
never taught him to speak.

120
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Got something for you.
It's Friends DVD, season six.

121
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Criterion collections.

122
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Here, tend to this child.

123
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Take him. Take this baby. Thank you.

124
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<i>Oh, my biblioteca, huh?</i>

125
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Don't you dare blame the debacle...

126
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...of the publishing
of my Mexico chronicles on me.

127
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Did you read the preface your
husband wrote? He ruined it.

128
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I can't understand a word.

129
00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,558
And why are you wearing FUBU?
That's for them, by them.

130
00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:07,022
You're assimilating weird.

131
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You look like a goddamn
strange sort of Mexican Grimace.

132
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Where's Stevie? I got a mission
for him. It's time-sensitive.

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Kia.

134
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What the fuck is that? Use your words
right. Write it down. Put it on paper.

135
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Kia?

136
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<i>Service manager, line one.</i>

137
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Would you lookie there? There's
old whistle dick out here.

138
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Cleaning another car.
Are you getting it clean?

139
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The customer wants it
cleaned and shined.

140
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Hey look, you missed a spot.

141
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Smell that finger.
Smells like Saturday night.

142
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You're a lucky man.

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- I will kick your ass.
- Let's go.

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Damn, Stevie.

145
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They got you out like a gimp
up in this motherfucker, huh?

146
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,747
What's going on, dos?

147
00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,499
What's up?
What are you doing here?

148
00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:06,707
Look, I need you to drop
all this gay bullshit...

149
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,712
...and fucking get back
to work with me.

150
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,964
I need your abilities to do stuff for me.

151
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,590
We gotta go find April,

152
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,844
Wait, wait. And that's
the only reason you came here?

153
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,267
Being that she dropped me
with her fucking kid...

154
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,424
...yes, it is my primary objective.

155
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Well, in that case, good luck to you.

156
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,436
But I really need to get back to work.

157
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What's up with the womanly tone?

158
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Womanly tone? There's no womanly tone,
Kenny.

159
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Stevie, there is some very serious
deep shit happening right now.

160
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I do not have time to play Inspector
Gadget to your emotions. What's up?

161
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:39,785
What do you want me to say'?
I haven't seen you in a year.

162
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You went to Myrtle Beach
and then you left me in Shelby, okay?

163
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Then I get a phone call out of nowhere
telling me to self-publish your book.

164
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And I did, and now I am
thousands of dollars in debt.

165
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And I'm about to lose my apartment,
all because...

166
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...nobody wanted your dang gum book,
Kenny. Nobody.

167
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You're going to sit here and cry...

168
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,679
...and blame me for the failure
of The Powers of Now?

169
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:06,096
I said nobody wants to see a
goddamn tale set in Mexico, okay?

170
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,186
I said we got to go heavy
on the Remo Williams adventure shit.

171
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,976
You said we had to go heavy
on the depression, self-help shit.

172
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,524
<i>Now it's a damn muddy mish-mosh.</i>

173
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:18,817
You're a writer, I'm not a writer, I should
have taken your note and I'm sorry.

174
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:22,282
Bottom line is, Maria, my wife...

175
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,790
...does not think it's a good idea
that I talk to you anymore.

176
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,950
You forgot the most golden of all rules.

177
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,334
What?

178
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,586
Bros before hos.

179
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:35,000
Ho-ho. You did good, girls.
Grab yourself a donut.

180
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,794
Hold up. Kenny Powers?

181
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,714
Is that you at my new dealership?

182
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,015
Ashley fucking Schaeffer.

183
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,721
Captain Kenneth J. Powers.

184
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,015
This is who you're working for now?

185
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,566
Yeah.

186
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,603
I see you haven't forgotten
about us little people. Whoo.

187
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,397
I thought you owned that BMW joint.

188
00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:02,569
Oh, I did, until I got tangled up with
some Better Business Bureau bullshit.

189
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:08,287
Misplaced VIN numbers, customer
gouging, allegations of prostitution...

190
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,124
"semi-automatic weapons found
with trace levels of cocaine dust.

191
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,586
Those are just minor details
that don't need to be discussed further.

192
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,751
You firing baseballs around
my place didn't...

193
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,670
...help either
but I'm much happier here.

194
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,589
Kia's a...
A vastly superior machine.

195
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,350
Well, congratulations.
Good for you two butt fuckers.

196
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,387
Now, if you wouldn't mind just
sashaying on out of here...

197
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,727
...I'd like to finish this private convo
with my business associate.

198
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,108
It's you who needs
to sashay out of here.

199
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,690
Sashay off my property
where I hold my Kias.

200
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:44,281
Because I'd hate for--
For anything bad to happen to you.

201
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,080
Is that a gun?

202
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,993
Ho-ho-ho. I don't know. Is it?

203
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,628
All right, fine. Whatever.

204
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,961
I will vacate the premises, but not because
you've intimidated me.

205
00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:01,218
But because I'm in the midst
of a very important mission right now.

206
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,005
- To find the fucking mother of my son.
- Okay?

207
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,219
Stevie, come, let's do this.

208
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,179
Au contraire, Kenny Powers.

209
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:12,642
This little-- This little
baby-faced angel stays with me.

210
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,682
Yeah, he works for me now.

211
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:18,148
And his chores ain't done
till the sun goes down.

212
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,448
Ain't that right?

213
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:21,946
Yes, Mr. Schaeffer.

214
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,860
Now, you tell Mn Kenny Powers
to run along now.

215
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,165
Run along now, Kenny Powers.

216
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,323
I'm having a really hard time
shoving this pill up my ass.

217
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,959
Scott can show you how to
shove a pill up your ass.

218
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,086
- Delicious.
- Fuck you, Scott.

219
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,621
Poor Mr. Powers.

220
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,587
Why don't you run along
and play with your imaginary things?

221
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,594
And let me just give you
one thing to remember me by:

222
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,139
Oh! Damn.

223
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:57,062
Fuck you, fuck you,
especially fuck you.

224
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,985
Yeah, walk on out of here,
you bowlegged piece of shit.

225
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,823
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I like your muscle shirt.

226
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,704
Whoo-hoo!

227
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,288
Whoo. How'd you like that, son?

228
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,624
Well, you get back to work, okay?

229
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,711
And get to rubbing deep
in the crevices.

230
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,417
You're a lucky man.

231
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,339
I'm so wet right now.
Where are the bitches?

232
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,550
Dustin's family.

233
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:35,392
There's been a disaster tragedy that
requires all of your immediate attentions.

234
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,021
Kenny? What are you doing here?

235
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:42,437
Hi there, precious.
How are you? Oh my, God.

236
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,943
When was the last time
you changed that baby?

237
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,857
How many times are you supposed to?

238
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,400
Give him to me.

239
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,866
He's got poo-poo running
all down his cellulite.

240
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,452
It's good to see you spending
time with your boy.

241
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,789
Yeah, it's not by choice.
April ditched me with him, then split.

242
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,670
- What?
- Really?

243
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,956
I went by her house, broke in.
She wasn't there.

244
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,965
Then I went by her fucking
place of work.

245
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,752
Had to nearly deliver the critical beat down
to her boss.

246
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,594
He told me she called, talking some
shit about needing some time.

247
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,350
Damn, that sounds serious.
That's some serious shit.

248
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,433
Yeah, no shit it's serious, Dustin.
Stop stating obvious facts.

249
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,222
It's not progressing this dialogue.

250
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,813
Cassie, what are the ladies
at the tampon shop saying?

251
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,603
No, Kenny, I haven't heard a thing.

252
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,862
But I hope nothing
serious happened to her.

253
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,241
To her? What about to me?
I can't even believe this shit is happening.

254
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,572
A, who does this?

255
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,783
Just disappears off the face of the earth
without telling anybody?

256
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,289
And, C, how the fuck
am I gonna raise a kid...

257
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,621
...when I'm trying to raise
a baseball comeback?

258
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,287
Plenty of people have kids
and a job. You can do it.

259
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,456
Cassie, you definitely are more
intelligent than my brother...

260
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,046
...who right now sounds
like a goddamn moron.

261
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:52,090
Well, you know, I can certainly sympathize
with you, Kenny. Sure.

262
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,805
All right, perfect. Well, then, I have to ask
you guys a very serious question.

263
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,643
Before you answer, I just want you to think
about the well-being of this child.

264
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,774
Will you raise Toby as your own?

265
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,981
We aren't going to raise your child--

266
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,237
What did I say?
I said, look before you leap.

267
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,614
Marinate on it, think about it.

268
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,197
Now then, Dustin, without
being all cunty, you may answer.

269
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,408
We aren't going to raise your child.

270
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,950
I know it seems overwhelming
right now, and to be honest...

271
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,789
...I'm terrified of the thought of you
raising Toby too...

272
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,874
...but, you know,
at the end of the day...

273
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,757
...a baby needs his daddy,
right? And that's you.

274
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,042
All right, final offer.

275
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,347
I'll throw you all motherfuckers
$25 a week...

276
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:34,757
...which will cover, like, ail his little panty
liners and suches, this little baby stuff.

277
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,267
Kenny, man the fuck up. You got this.

278
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,474
Fine, but I'll have you two know...

279
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,436
...this is the last time I ask either of you
for a favor.

280
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,852
I'm sorry, that's just the way it's gotta be.

281
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,942
Now, hand me my son.
I have a life to ruin.

282
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,162
All right, you're gonna have to
trust me on this, buddy.

283
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:08,340
I can barely keep my own life together, let
alone be responsible for someone else's.

284
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,217
You, on the other hand...

285
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:14,676
...you have a destiny much greater
than anything I could afford you.

286
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,682
Your fate will be akin to those
who have come before you.

287
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:23,723
The greats, like Moses, or the baby
from Willow, and other people too.

288
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,981
May the future gods watch over you,
my son.

289
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,979
Find your destiny.

290
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,480
Oh, shit. Kids do the darnedest things.

291
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,108
Shit. Toby.

292
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,284
Toby.

293
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,509
Hola, Maria. I need to talk to Stevie.

294
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:35,714
Stevie no here.

295
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,298
I understand that you do not like me
hanging around with your husband.

296
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,969
Well, he no here. He boss
have dinner party and he go.

297
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,181
He's at Schaeffer's house?

298
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,190
Do you know where that
motherfucker lives?

299
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,861
Let's raise a glass, please.
Right here.

300
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:06,500
To our corporate friends
from the island nation of Korea.

301
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,795
We welcome you.

302
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:11,296
We hope for many, successful years
of happiness and prosperity...

303
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,581
...to Kia Motor Company.

304
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:17,097
I'd also like to raise a glass
to my wife, Donna.

305
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,424
Thank you, my darling.

306
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,683
And her luxurious, sumptuous rack.
Rack of boob.

307
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:27,187
And I'd like to raise a glass to myself,
the leader of this flock.

308
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,895
I work hard every day at getting this hair
in check.

309
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,653
Otherwise, I don't work much at all.
To me.

310
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,110
Dumplings are ready.

311
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,945
Mm, mm-mrn-mm!

312
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,032
Mammy makes the best dumplings
in the world.

313
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,663
Mammy's dumplings
will make you cum.

314
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,540
Oh. Cum fu.

315
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,083
Ashley, I thought I raised
you better than that, boy.

316
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,466
You did, Mammy, but I'm just
all full of Fanta tonight.

317
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,343
You're gonna be full of more
than that, you keep talking.

318
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,720
Sorry, Mammy. Hee-hee-hee.

319
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,979
All right, Maria, you and the kid hang here.
Okay?

320
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,569
I'll go in and get him.
This is my friend's truck...

321
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,734
...so don't mess with the bass settings
or try to drive it, okay?

322
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,949
Okay. Find him.

323
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,579
I Will.

324
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,912
Why the hell you trying to make
the stakes all of sudden real high...

325
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,077
...and freak me the fuck out?
Thanks.

326
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,247
If I could nave your attention
at this point in the evening...

327
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,962
- ...we'd like to introduce our entertainment.
- Mm.

328
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,802
Flown in all the way from the Orient...

329
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:45,682
...the very mysterious and alluring,
Cherry Blossom.

330
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,809
Oh, so seductive.

331
00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:00,652
Look at the pageantry.
Focus on the pageantry.

332
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,034
She's gorgeous.

333
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:09,745
Yep, she's gorgeous. She floats.

334
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,535
She floats above the ground.

335
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,248
Subtle movements.

336
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:15,954
Whoo!

337
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,424
She may give lap dance later on.

338
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:22,461
She may give? She will give.

339
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,425
Come on, Cherry Blossom,
don't be shy.

340
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,886
Get all the way into the room.

341
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,050
Work the line.

342
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,971
You heard Scott, Cherry Blossom.
Don't disappoint.

343
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,391
Mr. Myung, that little lotus flower
is just your style, isn't it?

344
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,354
Are you getting an erection,
Mr. Myung?

345
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,939
He's getting excited. Yeah.

346
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,854
Do what you gotta do,
Cherry Blossom.

347
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,898
- Show some fish.
- Here we go, Mr. Quon.

348
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:47,286
We're serving dessert early.
Lift up your Mouse.

349
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,412
Oh. Jackpot.

350
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,994
Cherry Blossom is now
in full bloom.

351
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,876
Rub some, rub some of that
kimchi on that spot.

352
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,669
- Is that sushi?
- Behold the delicious fruits.

353
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,712
It's all yours...

354
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,921
Yes, Cherry Blossom, yes.

355
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,727
Who's gonna be the lucky man?

356
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,149
Ugh.

357
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,112
Aah! Nobody fucking move.

358
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,448
Kenny.

359
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,407
Well, well, well.

360
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,538
If it isn't my old friend, Kenny Powers.

361
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,747
Have you come here to sample
some of Mammy's dumplings?

362
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,708
Fuck those dumplings. I came
hereto liberate my assistant.

363
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,042
You did?

364
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,708
Why the fuck are you dressed up
like The Joy <i>Luck Club?</i>

365
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,501
All I know is, I put on a kimono...

366
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:48,547
...and then they made me rub
my dick all over people.

367
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,841
It's called sex trafficking, Stevie.

368
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,226
These men are using you.

369
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:58,641
Mr. Schaeffer, you made me rub
my genitals on another man...

370
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,436
wand I have never done that
before I met you.

371
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:07,153
So I sincerely say to you,
"Fuck you, Mr. Schaeffer.

372
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,944
I'm going with Kenny fucking Powers."

373
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,032
- Fuck yeah, you are.
- Aah!

374
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,455
Unhand him, Scott.

375
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,788
No. No. Who said you
can come in here...

376
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,340
wand run rampant all over
Ashley Schaeffer...

377
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,883
...in front of his guests...

378
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,839
...and my beautiful, beautiful
sculpture-like wife, Donna?

379
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:29,425
- You cost me my dealership, Powers.
- I thought you were fine with it.

380
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:33,593
I'm not fine. I sell fucking Kias.

381
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:37,638
Think about that. You owe me
a great debt, Powers.

382
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,726
It's time for me to collect.

383
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,108
Anybody ready for
some more dumplings?

384
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,440
- Help me. Help me, boy.
- Mammy.

385
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,775
Let her go.

386
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,564
Not until you unhand Stevie first.

387
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,403
I'm not a slave trader, Powers.

388
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,569
- Oh, she's got my balls.
- Yeah. Go, Mammy, go.

389
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:53,782
Get the fuck back.

390
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,618
- Go, Mammy, go.
- Oh, shit, oh.

391
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,752
Don't move, boy. I'll blow
your brains out your asshole.

392
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,334
Gabriel. My son, my seed...

393
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:06,091
...you received my secret
silent command.

394
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,796
Wonderful.

395
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:12,009
Now, you run upstairs and
go wash yourself for father.

396
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,676
Gentlemen.

397
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,471
Do yourself a favor
and grab your drinks...

398
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,391
...and join me
out on the back patio.

399
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:26,186
Tonight's going to be a special night.

400
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,651
All right, you all come on out.
Come on.

401
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,991
Don't try nothing.

402
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,670
Koreans, we here in the deep south...

403
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:50,927
...pride our self
on our after-dinner aperitifs.

404
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:54,556
One, two, three, behold.

405
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,138
Yes, yes.

406
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:00,394
- Joseph.
- Me?

407
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,055
I'm talking to you, Joe.

408
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:06,227
Mammy here told me about your
tomfoolery in the tool shed.

409
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,395
Ashley, that was
supposed to be secrets.

410
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,530
You misunderstood,
Mammy. That was love.

411
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:14,364
Is it true you taped a spoon to
a rolled-up piece of newspaper...

412
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:18,451
wand then tried to explore
her privates with it?

413
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,956
Mammy's a damn liar.
That's what she is.

414
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,540
You's a shit sniffer. Mammy don't lie.
I'm a good Christian Woman.

415
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,796
Hand your firearm over to Scott...

416
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,051
...and prepare to explain yourself
to St. Peter.

417
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,754
Hope you brought your track shoes.

418
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,676
Run.

419
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,772
Joe, I'd get your high step going.

420
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,463
The most fucked-up part
Ts I'm having his baby.

421
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:10,590
Koreans behold.

422
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,593
If you have any question about
my dedication and loyalty...

423
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:14,969
...to Kia Motor Company...

424
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,631
...that was one of my
most promising interns.

425
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,675
Cool. That was a wonderful show,
Mr. Schaeffer.

426
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,231
Stevie and myself
will tell no one of this...

427
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,979
...if you let us go right now.

428
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:27,356
I propose this to you,
Mr. Powers.

429
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:31,111
If you make it past the shitty creek,
you're a free man.

430
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,898
I'M even let you take
the alluring Cherry Blossom with you.

431
00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:40,196
If you choose not to,
I'll keep your boy for eternity.

432
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:43,491
- Eternity?
- How would you even do that?

433
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,579
Don't question, just answer.

434
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:49,583
How important is this
pathetic man to you?

435
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,291
Light the fucking cannon.

436
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,971
<i>ASHLEY'.
Consummate showman, Powers.</i>

437
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,344
No, Kenny. I'm not worth it.
I'm not worth it.

438
00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,473
I know you're not, Stevie,
but I can't raise this kid by myself.

439
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,556
- I need you to move to Myrtle. Yes.
- For real?

440
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:06,767
- Approach the line.
- Where, exactly, is the line?

441
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:09,148
The line arts-and-crafted
by my son Gabriel...

442
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:12,310
...with striking paper and two of
his favorite stuffed animals.

443
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:15,071
- The“ Got it.
- You'll find it.

444
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,982
- Cherry Blossom, you too.
- Me too?

445
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,542
<i>Apocalypto.</i>

446
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,169
- What?
- Run.

447
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,297
Run, Stevie. Run!

448
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,220
Whoo! Old South.

449
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,978
What is that horrible monster truck doing
riding over my azaleas?

450
00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:01,655
There's no escaping Schaeffer plantation.

451
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,297
I told you not to move
the fucking truck.

452
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:17,800
Feel the wrath.

453
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,382
Let's go, let's go.
Let's get fuck out of here.

454
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,303
- Go!
- Go!

455
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:30,684
Aw!