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May the white horse take you
to the furthest reaches...

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...of man's imaginations.

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I'm gonna miss you, bro.

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Hey, man. You know I have this kid
and shit right now...

5
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...and lowering him into the Can-Am...

6
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...and carrying him around town is
a little illegal and impractical.

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If you don't want me to take your truck,
give me a sign right now.

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Three seconds to give a sign.
Two, one.

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No more signs can be given.

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Well played, hombre. I won't forget you.

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Maria! Have you seen my Gold Bond?

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Good morning, everyone.

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What's up, Kenny?

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This kid is cursed.

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Cursed? What are you talking about?

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Think about it, all right?
It's some straight-up Omen shit.

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Kid drives me and April apart.
Kid drives April nuts.

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You bring him to my game,
and then for no reason at all...

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...I momentarily lose ali my abilities.

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And now Shane is dead.

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Shane is dead?

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- Yeah.
- What? How?

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It doesn't matter, I wasn't there.

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- Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
- Toby.

25
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Hey. What do you want from me'?

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I've been super-cool to you.

27
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I've given you a bowl of Chex Mix
and some water.

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Why are you making curses upon me?

29
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I don't know. I thought your baby
would be cooler. No offense.

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Stevie, shut up.
How do I erase this curse?

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If I give you a toy,
will that erase the curse?

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Will you stop fucking up my life, Toby?

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Fuck.

34
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Kenny. How is it going in this morning?

35
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My best friend's dead.

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How do you think
it's going in this morning?

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Yes, I am sorry to hear
about Shine.

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- Shane.
- Yeah, Shane.

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A lot of people think
that if you hadn't come here...

40
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...none of this would have happened.
Maybe Shane would still be alive.

41
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He overdosed to death on drugs.
Correct?

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Alone. Yes. That's what the doctors say.

43
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Maybe if someone listened to their mentor
and Wouldn't have been showboating...

44
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...maybe Shane wouldn't have been
so compelled to do a shit ton of cocaine.

45
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He would have done the normal amount,
he'd still be alive.

46
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I was not showboating, okay?
I was playing to win.

47
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Oh. Aren't you a poet and a murderer.

48
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You're crazy if you think you can swoop In
and I'm weak...

49
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...and you can take my power.
You're not gonna be team leader.

50
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I'm unstoppable.

51
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You really have major problems inside
your brain, my friend.

52
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Oh, yeah? Well...

53
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...your dick is all dumb
and smashed in and played out...

54
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...in those roller-skating shorts.

55
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You don't know nothing
about my dick.

56
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And you don't know nothing
about surfing.

57
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Yeah, and you don't know anything
about Lance Mountain.

58
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- Or fucking Steve Caballero.
- This is porno?

59
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No, these are goddamn
skateboarders, bro.

60
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Well, let's just agree to agree.

61
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- Learn the language, dog.
- Maybe I will do that.

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After I go and eat these waves
and make them in my shit.

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Hopefully, when you go out,
you'll find your green card...

64
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...and surf on the fuck home.

65
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Hey, Balki.

66
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We already lost one Mermen this week.
Maybe you can make it two.

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Fucking poser.

68
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Crazy, man.

69
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I know. I can't believe he's dead.

70
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No, I mean the fact that you can
capture HD video on a little phone like this.

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- Is that a video or the camera?
- It's HD videos.

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Oh, HD.

73
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I win.

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Stevie, what are you doing?

75
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I'm just making sure he's dead.

76
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Come In, close. Let's get a shot
of you guys together.

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We'll miss you, Shane.

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- Don't smile in this one.
- Okay.

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Say "it's sad."
Wave, though?

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- Be sad. Shane is dead.
- Okay.

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Oh, hey. Uh... Hello.

82
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Are you guys the family?

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Immediate family.

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The viewing doesn't start
for another hour.

85
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Yes, sir, I know.

86
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That's why we got here early.

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Just wanted to spend a little alone time
with the cadaver.

88
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Well, that's what we wanna do too.

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What a coincidence.

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Welcome. We're all in this
together now.

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Except for you, Stevie.

92
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- Give us some space.
- Oh, sorry.

93
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This is him. This is your son, guys.

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Shane.

95
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He looks so peaceful.

96
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Oh, my boy. They did a nice job.

97
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The heavens needed another star
in the sky.

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Here, take these back.

99
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Uh... Heh.

100
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These are Shane's favorite pair of
Oakley Blades. I think he'd want them.

101
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No. No.

102
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Who are you, again?

103
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I am Kenny Powers. I was--

104
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I was Shane's best friend.

105
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With your Messing...

106
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...I am prepared to deliver the eulogy
at the funeral.

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Um...

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Uh, no. His grandfather
has prepared some words.

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Grandfather?

110
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Well, just so you know, I have performed
at funerals before.

111
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So if the old man Muses his nerve
or chokes up...

112
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...I can easily fill In.

113
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Or if you want me and gramps to do
a back-and-forth type thing.

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That can also be arranged.

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- Would you just go ahead and heave?
- My God.

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We'd like to spend some time
with our son.

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I'd love for you guys to do that.
That's fantastic.

118
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

119
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I know how you guys feet

120
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I'd give absolutely anything to see
his smiling face alive one more time.

121
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What the fuck?

122
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Hi, how you doing? I'm Cole.

123
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Shane's brother?

124
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I'm Kenny Powers.
I'm Shane's best friend.

125
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In the year that I spent
hanging out with this dude...

126
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...he has never mentioned once
that he has a twin brother.

127
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Yeah, well that's Shane for you.

128
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Man of mystery.

129
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What are you doing?

130
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That's a good one.
I gotta get your guys' e-mail.

131
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This one got all three of you
and the tip of Shane's face.

132
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I don't know Why you're wasting your time
reading to him in Spanish.

133
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To him, it sounds like garbly-gook,
like it does to me.

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- He like stories.
- Oh, I bet he does.

135
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But I got something here I think
he's gonna like more than foreign words.

136
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Toby, in an attempt to make peace
so you stop fucking up my shit...

137
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...I present you with this,
your first pet.

138
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It's a hermit crab and I believe
his name is Spurgen.

139
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Ooh, with a name like Spurgen...

140
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...you know he gets pussy.

141
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So there you go. Enjoy him.
Lift the curse.

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Stop fucking up my life,
and get on the Myrtle Beach vibe, man.

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<i>And now we'll observe...</i>

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<i>...a moment of silence...</i>

145
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<i>...for our late, great Merman,
Shane Gerald.</i>

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<i>Fuck you.</i>

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- Shh.
- Shh.

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- Shh.
- Shh.

149
00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,287
- Shh.
- Shh.

150
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,577
Shh.

151
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Moment of silence!

152
00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,293
Shh.

153
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What? Uh...

154
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I'm just" Tm just meditating, baby.

155
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You help with him. I go take shower.

156
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Just take a shower with him.
Take him in there with you.

157
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It doesn't matter
if he sees your private parts.

158
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You could put him
an inch away from your pussy...

159
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...and he wouldn't even know
where he was.

160
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This life is no good for me and you.
We go home.

161
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You're doing a great job,
even Kenny says so.

162
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Okay, just--
Please, will you just go inside?

163
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I need to focus on some work.

164
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Great job. Keep it up.

165
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,888
<i>Loss, Fears and Doubts.</i>

166
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,064
<i>Have I had moments
where I question this comeback?</i>

167
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,187
<i>Moments where doubt
haunted my mind?</i>

168
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,859
<i>The easy answer is yes.</i>

169
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,234
<i>But the difficult
and truly great answer is no.</i>

170
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,408
<i>I've trained my mind and heart
to the methods only known to myself...</i>

171
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,408
<i>...to have no doubt and only fear of things
you should be afraid of...</i>

172
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,239
<i>...like fire or bears,
or even angel dust.</i>

173
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,581
Mr. Powers?

174
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,878
'Hey, What's going on?
- Can I help you?

175
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,502
I don't know. I don't even know
why I came over here.

176
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,551
I guess, instinctually, this is
the place I would always run to...

177
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,095
...whenever I had questions
that only Shane could answer.

178
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,971
What are you looking at me for?

179
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,551
I thought I could take you to where
me and Shane used to hang...

180
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,511
...to discuss our feelings
and emotional issues.

181
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,190
Uh. No, I-- That's okay.

182
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,607
I'm just gonna stay here with the family.
Thank you.

183
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,934
No, I get it.
You guys are mourning and stuff.

184
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,235
- I am too.
- Yeah.

185
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,154
We should be together
in this time of need.

186
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,232
Just hang here. Pop a few beers.

187
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,943
Maybe throw on some
high-definition Bm-rays.

188
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,995
I'll go. I'll go. Let's go,

189
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,953
Ah. Okay, great. This is gonna be fun.

190
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,081
- Awesome.
- Let's go.

191
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,795
- Thanks a lot.
- Thank you.

192
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,339
Why did you invite me out
and not bring any cash?

193
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,757
Oh, I know, that's my bad.

194
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,506
But I'll get you on the next one.
I got a tab.

195
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,716
Look at all this fine trim
walking around here, huh?

196
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,018
A little young for my taste.

197
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,345
Heh. Not for Shane's.

198
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,430
One time, Shane lost his pinky ring...

199
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,609
...fucking around with a girl's C-section
scar in the bathroom here. Ha, ha.

200
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,897
I'm gonna shoot you straight, Cole.

201
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,986
Tsk. I'm not doing so hot.

202
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,030
Really?

203
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:48,497
- Yeah, my brother died, Kenny, 50--
- I know, shut up. Listen.

204
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,913
Right now I could really use
a Shane pep talk.

205
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,995
I'm sorry, I don't know
what to do for you.

206
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,673
Well, I do, because you guys are twins.

207
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,172
Do you think It'd be possible
for you to maybe channel him?

208
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,968
Or is Shane too far gone
to the spirit realm now...

209
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:09,723
...that the twin-hold connection
no longer works?

210
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,476
I'm not a medium for my twin brother
that just passed away from an overdose.

211
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,560
Have you ever tried to communicate
with him when he's dead? Probably not.

212
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,315
I don't know what to tell you.

213
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,023
He's gone, Kenny. All right?

214
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,401
To Shane.

215
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,531
I gotta go take a leak.

216
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,993
<i>I bet you have a talent
for cleaning bathrooms.</i>

217
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,123
<i>I have an eye for talent. Heh</i>

218
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,875
Okay, here's the deal.
The next thing they do, we have to do.

219
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,335
That would be lusty, huh?

220
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,636
Deal?

221
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,555
- Go ahead, touch it.
- Deal.

222
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,349
Okay.

223
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,476
<i>That's right, Don.</i>

224
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:01,107
<i>Turn around. Bend over.</i>

225
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,067
<i>Oh, yes.</i>

226
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,576
<i>You've been
thinking about this all day?</i>

227
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,079
<i>Huh, you little whore?
I want you to turn over, Don.</i>

228
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:16,870
Uh... I'm gonna go
take care of Toby, okay?

229
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,879
- Where are you taking me'?
- Come on. Jesus. Shh.

230
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,509
Why are you--?

231
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,511
Watch.

232
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,766
- Unbelievable. All right, all right.
- Shh.

233
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,816
- What's up, dudes?
- Hey, Kenny.

234
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,268
Hey, what's up, Kate?

235
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,071
She's a mess.
She's been crying nonstop.

236
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,364
Kate. Sweetheart?

237
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,072
What?

238
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,953
Uh...

239
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,410
Would you mind coming to the door
real quick, for just a second?

240
00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,707
What is it?

241
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,624
You look like
you've been crying bunches.

242
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,381
Death Isn't nice, is it?

243
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,305
<i>Kate, do you behave in magic?</i>

244
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,803
You mean like tricks and stuff?

245
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,886
Just like any kind of magic,
just sorcery, mysticisms.

246
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,597
- I believe in sorcery.
- Cool.

247
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,895
Then say it with me.

248
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,937
Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3.

249
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:28,319
- Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3.
- Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3.

250
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,486
He has risen, indeed.

251
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,070
What is this, Kenny?

252
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,124
Oh, my God.

253
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,326
Oh, my fucking God!
What have you done?

254
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,127
- Shane?
- What Ts this?

255
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,414
Ha, ha. This isn't Shane. This is Cole.

256
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,011
- It's Shane's fucking twin brother.
- What?

257
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,259
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Are you fucking kidding me?

258
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,723
You're a fucking asshole.

259
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,380
It's okay. It's okay.

260
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,807
I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

261
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,010
I would never have come in
and been a part of this.

262
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,561
He's a twin.
You have to pull this trick with someone.

263
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,686
She's having an asthma attack!

264
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,067
- I'm out of here.
- No, no. Just let me make it better.

265
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,990
Sorry.

266
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,617
Okay, we're good.
Let's go. Come on.

267
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,035
Let's go, let's go.

268
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,327
That didn't really go over as planned.

269
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,164
Heh. I thought it was a good way
to cut through the gravity of the situation.

270
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,961
But guess you can never tell
with women.

271
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:27,208
No, actually, I agree with her.
You are a fucking asshole.

272
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,010
- Excuse me?
- I'm not my brother, Kenny.

273
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:34,973
Okay, I've been biting my tongue
all day today, but I just can't do it anymore.

274
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,098
I know it's the decent thing,
but I just can't do it anymore, all right?

275
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,146
Shane was a goddamn deadbeat.
There, I said it.

276
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,564
HEY, Easy, man.

277
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,437
That's no way to talk about
a dead person.

278
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,361
I talked about him like that
when he was living. I don't give a shit.

279
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,734
Goddamn asshole thought
he was 18 years old.

280
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,317
Made life miserable for anyone
that even cared about him.

281
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,401
Fuck Shane.

282
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,287
Goddamn. Well, you know what?

283
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,867
Underneath your identical face,
you are nothing like your brother.

284
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,077
I'm just floored
you would say "Fuck Shane."

285
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,537
That's because
you're a fucking idiot too.

286
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,132
I want you to get out of my truck
right now.

287
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,460
- Your truck? That's hilarious.
- Yeah.

288
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,715
Heh. That's a good one.

289
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,469
You know this truck is identical to the one
that's described on Shane's lease.

290
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,097
I'm sure that's just a coincidence, right?

291
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,974
- Nope. Shane and I had identical tastes.
- Hmm.

292
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,764
We bought the same truck.

293
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,147
Mine has a Cannonball in the tailgate.
That's how we tell them apart.

294
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,774
Are you kidding me?
Do you think we're idiots?

295
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,403
- Like we don't know what's going on here?
- You know what? I've had enough.

296
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,952
I brought you to show you how Shane
used to live, to make you feel good.

297
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,076
Instead, you been cussing him
and throwing accusations.

298
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,873
I want you out. Go.

299
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,415
Fine.

300
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,131
These are the dumbest doors
I've ever seen.

301
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,461
- It's up and then in.
- Yeah, I get it. Thanks.

302
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,589
Know what? You and Shane
were meant for each other.

303
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,219
Two peas in a fucking pod.

304
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,900
Semi-decent turnout to the funeral
These people are looking super-sad.

305
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,777
There's a lot of hot babes, though.

306
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,151
This isn't what Shane would have wanted.

307
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,652
Watch the truck.

308
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,781
I'm gonna go pay my final respects.

309
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,162
I just want to say a few words
about my grandson.

310
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,381
He was always my little man...

311
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,754
...even when he wasn't so little.

312
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,926
We're gonna miss you, little man.

313
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,109
Don't bury him yet.

314
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,403
I'd love to add to the speeches.

315
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,612
Oh, my fucking God.

316
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,863
What's wrong?

317
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,607
Do you have a cigarette?

318
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,197
No. I only smoke weed.

319
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,867
I just couldn't handle seeing
my brother like that;.

320
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,361
Were you a friend of his?

321
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,950
Um...

322
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,580
Yeah, you could say that.

323
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:31,376
Do you"? Do you want me to come sit
with you for a while?

324
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,376
That'd be nice;
Okay.

325
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,887
End of intro to funeral speech.

326
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,348
Good afternoon to everyone.

327
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:58,984
I'm Kenny Powers, and if you're here,
then you're someone Shane cared about.

328
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,985
You're someone Shane loved.

329
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,819
Or maybe you're just somebody
who has no business being here at all.

330
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:09,248
Who's just here because you think it's
gonna make you more popular, like Ivan.

331
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,292
Everyone's wondering why you're here
because you didn't even know Shane.

332
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,712
Don't worry about it, though. It's cool.
No one's complaining.

333
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,507
You know, Shane and I
used to fuck around, big-time.

334
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,584
We'd fucking party hard.

335
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,046
We'd ride our vehicles around.
Slay ass.

336
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,133
We also watched a lot
of cinema films together.

337
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,094
<i>We loved the movie Top Gun.</i>

338
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,305
Oftentimes, we would joke
with each other.

339
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,391
Who was Goose
and who was Torn Cruise.

340
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:42,861
Well, now that Shane is dead,
I guess we know who is Goose.

341
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,158
- Oh, my God.
- Shane is Goose.

342
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,862
Because in that motion picture,
Goose dies, so...

343
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,368
Shane is dead,
so he would be Goose.

344
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,075
And that would make me Tom Cruise.

345
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,535
I'm Tom Cruise, guys.

346
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,336
Do you"? Would you like a hug?

347
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,418
Yeah? Oh, it's all right. It's okay.

348
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,925
We all die. We all die.

349
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,269
Everyone at the funeral, close your eyes.

350
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,639
Ojos fucking closos. Now.

351
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,097
- No, you don't have to close your eyes.
- Cole, I know you're sad, dog.

352
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,772
Don't let your sadness make you rude.

353
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,977
Everyone, close your eyes.
Close your eyes, everybody.

354
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,609
Now picture Shane's face.

355
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,532
Happy.

356
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,996
Well-manicured facial hair.

357
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,821
His body youthful and full of life.

358
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,081
Now picture Shane now.

359
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,706
His cold, lifeless face.

360
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,084
Eyeballs mushed and smashed in.

361
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,672
Little strands of hair still
just coming off of his head.

362
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,470
Looks all scary,
like that little smart-ass...

363
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,923
<i>"from Tales From the Crypt.
The little Crypt Keeper guy.</i>

364
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,760
That's the kind of skeleton
that Shane is now.

365
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,097
Open your eyes. Everyone open them.

366
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,102
What do you see?

367
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,479
You see me.

368
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,938
Shane now lives through me.
I have his power.

369
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,743
Oh, I wanna fuck you. Get that dick out.

370
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,669
Get your belt, get your belt.

371
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,248
Get your pussy out, get your pussy out.

372
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,708
Not only do I have the fuel
of Kenny Powers inside of me...

373
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,669
...I now have all of Shane's
fucking powers too.

374
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,673
So anyone who wants to step up
to this shit...

375
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,007
<i>...</i> better recognize.

376
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,648
Not that one.
We already heard that one.

377
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,192
This next song is the one
for this part of the funeral.

378
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,318
This is Shane's favorite song, guys.

379
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,915
I came twice.

380
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,922
Me too. Oh.

381
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,804
Yeah.

382
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:25,018
- You should get off me now.
- Really?

383
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,981
Sorry. I have to...

384
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,908
- I gotta go.
- No, stay.

385
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,952
- No, no. Watch the funeral.
- Please.

386
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,540
Watch the funeral.

387
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,331
This funeral is my brother's.

388
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,001
- I love you.
- No, you don't.

389
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,000
Oh, God.

390
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,434
Just grab him. Grab him, grab him.

391
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,429
Grab him, grab him.

392
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,888
- Kenny, give it up!
- This is what Shane would have wanted.

393
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,563
Give it! Unh!

394
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,981
I'm still alive.

395
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,817
Come on, man.

396
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,651
Stevie!

397
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,574
Stevie!

398
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:32,093
What's with the human chain?
You guys trying to play Red Rover?

399
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,675
It's a funny thing, Kenny.

400
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,474
The VIN number on your truck
matches Shane's VIN number.

401
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,350
- You don't even like him.
- Get out of the fucking truck.

402
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,570
Jesus Christ.

403
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,073
Goddamn moron. Fucking...

404
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,826
He gave it to me.

405
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:12,046
He gave it to me!

406
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,009
What the hell is that smell?

407
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,470
I puked myself.

408
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,149
Oh, Jesus.

409
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:32,570
I left my mobile, cellular smartphone
in the center console.

410
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,523
Please call it.

411
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,255
It went to voice-mail.

412
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,707
Hello, uh, Kenny's phone.

413
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,669
Uh... Well, I believe this is Cole.

414
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,472
Uh... This is Steve. Did--? Uh...

415
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,393
That's my phone.
Now nobody has a phone.

416
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:07,017
That was dumb, Kenny.
Now nobody has a phone.

417
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,099
Where is this battery?

418
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:11,730
Now nobody has a phone.

419
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,991
How about a bedtime story?

420
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,082
After all my years
as a travelling salesman...

421
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,786
...I finally was gonna get into;
the Mile High Club.

422
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,417
When I unzipped my pants
and slipped my...

423
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,374
...Pixy Stix
into her Barbie Dream House...

424
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,801
...I thought I would blow
my Big League Chew.

425
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:41,552
<i>Instead, I concentrated on her huge...</i>

426
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:46,352
<i>party balloons and pepperonis.</i>

427
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:50,644
<i>And when I inserted a finger
into her Play-Doh factory...</i>

428
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:57,690
<i>to shoot my pacifier-Q...</i>

429
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,774
<i>all over her beautiful, shaved</i>

430
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,657
<i>Her beautiful, shaved lamp.</i>

431
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:09,785
<i>Then I shook the porridge...</i>

432
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:13,497
<i>...off of my LEGO sword
and smiled warmly...</i>

433
00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,838
<i>...knowing she was satisfied
by her shivering...</i>

434
00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,254
...baby crib.

435
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,260
The end.