1
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Don't be a goddamn cowboy
when we go in there.

2
00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,930
We go In, we get the shit,
we get out, okay?

3
00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,936
I won't be a fucking cowboy.

4
00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:24,817
Casper...

5
00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,312
...I love you.

6
00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:20,863
Hey, uh, sir'?

7
00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,077
You have to pay for that stuff! Hey!

8
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- Run.
- Hey, hey, stop!

9
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Stop those guys! Security! Security!

10
00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,593
Hey, grab yourself a churro.
Ha, ha, ha!

11
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FUCK you!

12
00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,175
Hey!

13
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Stop it!

14
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Suck my dick, skinny.
Ha-ha-ha!

15
00:01:55,991 --> 00:02:00,201
Hello. Room service. I'm a Chinese man.

16
00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:03,909
Oh. Psych. That wasn't funny, Chang.

17
00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,494
What are you doing, Kenny?

18
00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:08,376
Andrea, I'm at a very important
point in my life right now.

19
00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,253
At a crossroads, if you will.

20
00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:14,006
Now that Shane is dead,
it's time, indeed...

21
00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,713
...that we all move on
to the next phase of our lives.

22
00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,800
Adulthood. We're not kids anymore.

23
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- We're in college now.
- Okay.

24
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I want to make amends with you.
Will you come here for one second?

25
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It's okay. I'm a grown-up now.
I want to make amends to you.

26
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I know that I hurt your feelings with some
insensitive jokes about Shane and...

27
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Why don't you stand
on this side of me, real quick?

28
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What I did to Kate earlier...

29
00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,366
...when I brought Shane's
twin brother here...

30
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...that wasn't a nice thing to do.

31
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No, It wasn't. Kate, I'm really sorry
for what I did to you...

32
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...and how I upset you
and gave you an asthma attack.

33
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Thank you.

34
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And I'm also sorry
for positioning you right here...

35
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...to be the punch line of my T-shirt.

36
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That's not funny, okay?
Nobody laugh at this.

37
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Chang, it's not fucking funny.

38
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.

39
00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,798
It's time we grow up, okay?

40
00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,762
- It's time we grow up.
- Yeah.

41
00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,392
Don't laugh. It's not funny.

42
00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:10,555
Still follows her. Andrea.

43
00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,974
I think it's time you finally meet my son.

44
00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,859
When am I gonna meet him?

45
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Right fucking now.

46
00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,441
- He's here?
- Oh, yeah. He's fight--

47
00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,235
He's... Toby?

48
00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:24,865
Toby.

49
00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,455
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, where you going?
Where you going?

50
00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:35,463
Toby, I'd like you to meet
your new mother figure, Andrea.

51
00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,749
Andrea, this is Toby.

52
00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,794
He's a fucking baby. And he's my son.

53
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Come here, take him.

54
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Go and take him.
Babies are made chubby...

55
00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:49,143
...so if you drop them when they're little,
they don't break.

56
00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:52,021
- Hey, baby dude.
- Look at us, huh?

57
00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,728
Two mature adults, guys.

58
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With a goddamn baby.

59
00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:04,735
Hey. What's up, players?
Anybody sitting in this chair?

60
00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,823
- Yeah, Corey just left--
- He just walked--

61
00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,534
Oh, Corey'? Well, Corey's gonna
nave to find a new seat. Ha, ha.

62
00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,871
Know what I'm saying?
Because I'm taking his shit.

63
00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,956
Yeah, I fucking love Chick-fil-A.

64
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,632
What's shaking? How's everybody?

65
00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:17,960
- Good, man.
- Yeah?

66
00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,670
Mustache's looking tight, Pliskin.

67
00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,587
Looking good.
I wanted to tip my Mermen boys...

68
00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,972
...off to the situation
for the Fourth of July.

69
00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,551
Looks like your favorite
star player-slash-team leader...

70
00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:34,097
...is hosting the biggest, baddest,
most patriotic throwdown in town.

71
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All of Myrtle Beach elite is gonna be there,
and guess what.

72
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All you motherfuckers are invited.

73
00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,401
Except for Ivan. Because he's Russian.

74
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Why invite him to America's birthday?

75
00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,317
It's like inviting a Jew to Christmas.

76
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You don't believe;
you don't get fucking presents.

77
00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,994
No, that's actually cool.
Ivan's got his own thing going on, right?

78
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- Yeah, no, it's no big deal.
- What are you doing? Tell him.

79
00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,957
No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

80
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Oh, please, Ivan, lift the Iron Curtain
and let me in on your secret.

81
00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:05,132
- Like I give a shit.
- Well, Club Celebrations is paying Ivan...

82
00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,344
...to DJ this Fourth of July party.
It's supposed to be insane.

83
00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,679
- Club Celebrations?
- Yes.

84
00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,764
- On the Fourth of July;
- Cash money, bro.

85
00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,100
Why the fuck would they do that?
You're Russian.

86
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Why would they get a Russian person
to host a goddamn party...

87
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...on our nation's birthday?

88
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Because I'm top DJ?

89
00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,739
"Top DJ?"

90
00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,364
Ha, ha, ha. This fucking guy, right?

91
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No, I think this dude's about to find out
that Americans on the Fourth of July...

92
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...do not want to be stuffed into a club...

93
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...raving out to the sounds
of goddamn DJ Communism.

94
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- DJ Blu-ray.
- Yeah, and I'm Lenny Laser Discs.

95
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- It doesn't really fucking matter, okay?
- You know, we have saying in Russia:

96
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"The wolf pack,
the alpha thinks he is the alpha...

97
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...but sometimes he is actually the zeta."

98
00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:51,257
Well, sometimes in a pack of wolves,
there's sometimes a Russian.

99
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And that when the wolves
find out that he's Russian...

100
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...they tear his fucking ass apart.

101
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Pull it in here, Mermen.

102
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That's right. Nope, nope. That's right.

103
00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,193
Boom.

104
00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,563
Position confirmed. Team leader still.

105
00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,827
Is this the home of the mighty Mermen?

106
00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,838
Where my son
is the goddamn star player for?

107
00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,420
What the fuck are you doing here?

108
00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,926
Well, I thought you...

109
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You'd be a little happy to see me
and your brother. Go on.

110
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- Don't come over here and touch-
- Get over there. Hug him up.

111
00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,642
- God, get the fuck off of me. Gross.
- Hey, hey, hey, settle down, settle down.

112
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Hairy, disgusting thing.

113
00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,272
We're passing through
on a little business...

114
00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,436
wand we thought maybe
we could catch up.

115
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I'm not interested in catching up
with backstabbers and betrayers.

116
00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:51,944
- So have a nice trip.
- I'm gonna shoot you straight.

117
00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:55,196
Since the last time I saw you,
shit ain't been going so not.

118
00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,536
Been some dark months.

119
00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,575
- Good.
- I had to ask myself...

120
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,245
...when did It all get so fucked up?

121
00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:07,504
And I traced it all the way back
to when I walked out on your mom.

122
00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,382
I'm hereto win her back.

123
00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,010
Heh, heh. Win her back?

124
00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,016
Well, we ain't been so good
about keeping up over the years.

125
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,895
And I've misplaced her mailing address.

126
00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,102
Maybe you can give it to me?

127
00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,766
You have lost your fucking mind.

128
00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,528
I don't see you for 27 years,
Tn Mexico you had me thrown in jail...

129
00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:30,781
...now you come back, you want me
to help you fuck my mom?

130
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,612
That's all I'm asking.

131
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,949
Come on, Kenny.
Everybody deserves a second chance.

132
00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:40,117
Yeah, except for you
and that baby gorilla over there.

133
00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,534
As far as I'm concerned...

134
00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:44,670
...both of you can KOA
the fucking night away in that RV.

135
00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,330
I ain't helping you.

136
00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,348
This venue is fucking fantastic.
This is great.

137
00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:58,509
We'll put the nitrous station here.
We'll throw the stage there.

138
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,270
We're gonna need a nice area
to display the prostitutes.

139
00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,602
- You writing all this stuff down, Steven?
- What?

140
00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,857
- Are you writing this down?
- Oh, uh...

141
00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,482
Sorry, my head's elsewhere, I guess.

142
00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,362
Would you excuse us for one moment?

143
00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,274
Steven. Dude. I need you
to fucking focus, all right?

144
00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:16,786
This Russian's trying to "ur-sup" me
as the goddamn team leader.

145
00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,617
If that shit happens,
I can kiss the majors goodbye, okay?

146
00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,044
This is when you give me
positive reinforcement.

147
00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,373
What the fuck is going
on with you, Stevie?

148
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,707
I fucking did it.

149
00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:29,215
- What'd you do, murder somebody?
- I fucking cheated on Maria.

150
00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,000
What? How the fuck did you do that?

151
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,716
Since I came here, all I wanted to do
was stick my dick in different pussies.

152
00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,302
Then the moment I did,
I get fucking guilt-ridden...

153
00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,638
- ...and I feel terrible.
- Of course you do...

154
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,223
"because you're not someone
who's out out to cheat.

155
00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:46,140
You're not emotionally equipped.
What the fuck are you doing, man?

156
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:50,312
- I fucking cheated on her!
- Stevie, stop it, get ahold of yourself, okay?

157
00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:53,026
There are bigger things at stake
than your marriage.

158
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,113
I can't have you guys going through
some drama during my party.

159
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,620
I don't wanna fuck up your party,
but I need to fucking tell her.

160
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,407
Stevie, you do not fucking
tell her anything, all right?

161
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:06,043
That will only make shit worse.
Put it inside, handle it like a baller...

162
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,669
...take the shit to the grave.

163
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,216
Handle it like a baller.

164
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,750
- And now believe that shit.
- I'm not gonna tell her.

165
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,043
Chill, dog.
Fucking pat yourself on the back.

166
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,679
You got your dick wet.
I didn't even see that coming.

167
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,464
- Okay.

168
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,599
We'll go ahead and take this.
It's awesome.

169
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,602
My associate here will
get you the deposit.

170
00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,610
What in the F?

171
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,949
Well, hello to you too, Kenny.

172
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,160
How did you two find out where I live?

173
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,871
Well, we just used computers, and...

174
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,703
I don't care how you found out,
I don't want you here.

175
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:34,215
I don't want you having a goddamn
Cool Ranch Dorito and Cheetos party...

176
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,341
...in front of my oceanfront villa,
all right?

177
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,505
Oceanfront villa, that's a good one.

178
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,719
What is so funny?
Don't make fun of my home.

179
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:48,104
That's not a home, Kenny, that's
a short-term, low-end beachfront rental.

180
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,690
Casper, don't laugh.
You don't even own property, motherfucker.

181
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,976
Look, son. We need one favor.

182
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,738
Casper needs to use your bathroom.
It's an emergency.

183
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,115
I don't want guests
taking shits in my bathroom.

184
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,027
- What is it, a one or a two?
- Gotta empty my butt.

185
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,823
- Nope, then we're not doing it.
- No, no, he just has to go number one.

186
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,492
He said he has to empty his butt.
That's taking a shit.

187
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,412
He just got to this country.
He doesn't know the difference.

188
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,000
Yeah, gotta do a number one.

189
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,375
You are really taking advantage
of my Christian hospitality.

190
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:18,838
- Thank you.
- You're evil.

191
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,344
You can use the bathroom,
but only for number ones.

192
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:25,304
No number twos. I see what you feed
this motherfucker, and it's disgusting.

193
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,803
Casper, the bathroom is down
the hall right down here.

194
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,436
I guess the feeling went away.

195
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,520
Casper! Do not mess with these,
they're all alphabetized.

196
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,685
- Don't touch my Criterions.
- Come on, Kenny.

197
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,196
Just give me your mama's mailing address.
Where do you keep it?

198
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,948
I'm not helping you. I already told you.

199
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,406
Maria! My son is screaming,
will you please tend to him?

200
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,910
Hold on.

201
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,582
Are you telling me
I'm a goddamn granddaddy?

202
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,537
That's amazing.

203
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,921
Come here, you sweet little thing.
Say hello to your granddaddy.

204
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,421
No reason to say hi to him.

205
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,424
This man's a child molester.
He's to be nowhere near the baby.

206
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,335
I'm not a child molester.

207
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,595
He is.
He has fucked a bunch of little boys.

208
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,257
He's the devil, fuck him,
take Toby and have. Bye.

209
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:10,804
Come on, Kenny, you can't keep
a granddaddy away from his grandbaby.

210
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,224
This is what happens when you betray me.
You get iced the fuck out.

211
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,359
Now, you and shit-for-brains
hit the fucking tracks...

212
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:21,113
- ...or I'm calling the police.
- No need for that. Casper.

213
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,316
Come on, we are not welcome here.

214
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,579
You're not taking that.
Leave. Go. Goodbye. Adios.

215
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,182
Nothing.

216
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,690
You're just so beautiful.

217
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,356
There's something I need
to talk to you about.

218
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,650
Something I need to get off my chest.

219
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,528
Sorry.

220
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,912
- What you want to say?
- Uh...

221
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,126
Nothing. Just that I love you.

222
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,882
I love you too.

223
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,547
I cheated on you.

224
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,895
No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

225
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,855
No.

226
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,360
No, that's not right. I did cheat on you.

227
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,439
For real. I had sex with another girl.

228
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,199
It was, uh...

229
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,076
Maria?

230
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,829
Maria?

231
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,045
I... I don't know" Maria?

232
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,546
No, Maria.

233
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,298
- No, Maria, wait, wait!
- No!

234
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,425
- No!
- Wait, Maria, wait.

235
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,973
Wait, Maria, please, stop!

236
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,512
Wait!

237
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,970
Maria! Wait!

238
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,933
We got them, Shane.

239
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:21,317
This party's gonna put us
right back on top.

240
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,148
All our plans are coming together.

241
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,656
Destroy Ivan, kill the playoffs...

242
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,488
wand take the fucking majors by storm.

243
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,950
Then your ghost can take my fastballs
and make them do loop-de-loops...

244
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,740
<i>...like Angels in the Outfield.</i>

245
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,247
I miss you, buddy.

246
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,085
Wish you were here to see
all of our dreams coming true.

247
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:55,559
Hey! Back the fuck u-- Back up, dog.

248
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,859
Well, hello there, Kenny.

249
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,363
- What the fuck are you doing with my son?
- Nothing. I'm just spending...

250
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:11,116
- ...a little quality time with the little guy.
- No. You do not touch my son.

251
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,449
Come here, Toby. Toby, come here.
Take that bottle.

252
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,955
Nope. He's my son,
you're not touching him.

253
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,789
- Where the fuck is Maria?
- She's gone. She ran out of here...

254
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,578
wand Stevie chased off after her.

255
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:27,000
- Apparently they had some kind of fight.
- Fight? Jesus Christ!

256
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:30,465
What am I supposed to do now?
They're supposed to watch the kid.

257
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,552
This is my party tonight!
It's supposed to be my special night!

258
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,387
If I'm not the man,
and I gotta take a kid to the party...

259
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:40,725
...everyone's gonna think I'm fucking dumb!
Everyone was supposed to like me tonight!

260
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:46,815
God, it's all ruined!
My life is over! It's over!

261
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,320
Come on, son.

262
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,653
You don't have to be so upset.

263
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,284
- Go away from me.
- Get your head out of the couch.

264
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,242
- No.
- Kenny, I can look after the kid.

265
00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,123
Fuck that. I'd rather throw him
down a goddamn well.

266
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,997
What the fuck? I-- What do you think?

267
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,833
This is my“ He's my grandson.

268
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,623
Come on.

269
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:13,050
You deserve a fun night.
You've been working so hard lately.

270
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,180
This party's just very important to me.

271
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,057
Maybe this is a way I can help you...

272
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,844
...and earn back some
of your trust at the same time.

273
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,522
This is against my better judgment,
but fine. All right, fine.

274
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:27,606
You can watch the kid, but don't leave.
Stay here. Don't trade him for cigarettes...

275
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,397
...or damage him psychologically,
or any other fucked-up stuff you can do...

276
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,111
- ...when left alone with a child.
- Got it.

277
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,657
Now, you go get fucked up
and fem good about yourself, son.

278
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,299
I know, Shane. I know.

279
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,790
Americans!

280
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:32,208
Are you ready to get fucked up
with the team leader?

281
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,068
Casper, what the hell
are you doing in the VIP?

282
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,850
- No.
- Sorry.

283
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,486
Where's everybody" at?
Hiding underneath the; tables?“?

284
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,238
Y'all can come out now, I'm here!

285
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,070
Come out. That's odd.

286
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,622
Suppose everyone's decided
to come fashionably late.

287
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,702
I don't know. Maybe they're at work.

288
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,617
It's the Fourth of July, dude.
They're not at fucking work.

289
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,253
- Are you gonna be okay?
- Yes, I'm gonna be okay.

290
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,255
It's the party of the century.
I just need to have a drink...

291
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,837
...and wait for everyone to arrive.

292
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,222
It's a party! Play some fucking music.
Thank you.

293
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,762
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?

294
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,428
- Beating you.
- Don't do that, don't take that. Don't--

295
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,770
He)', fuck you!

296
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,313
Happy Fourth of July! Whom!

297
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:27,280
Let's give it up for DJ Blu-ray!

298
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,239
Yeah!

299
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,572
Yeah! Nobody spins...

300
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:35,242
...that gay-ass rave music as good as him.
You really are the best, man.

301
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,378
Fucking hats off. Hats off to you.

302
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,375
- Andrea?
- Hey, Kenny.

303
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,296
What the fuck are you doing here?
You missed my grand entrance.

304
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,635
I tried. My friends wanted
to come here instead.

305
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,924
Jesus Christ.

306
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,810
How could you do me like; this?”
You met my sony,

307
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,562
I'm sorry, Kenny.

308
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,148
You know what?
As soon as this party's over...

309
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,401
...you should go fucking on Facebook...

310
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:05,280
...and change your relationship status
to fucking "dumped."

311
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,942
Because that shit just
happened right now.

312
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,907
I'll be by your dorm room later
to pick up my shit.

313
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:15,620
For those of you who don't know,
which I'm assuming is most of you...

314
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,752
...for those of you who do know about this,
go fuck yourself, teammates...

315
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:25,588
...I am hosting a competing party
at the beach, right now...

316
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,216
wand I can promise you
that you will have...

317
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,471
...all the awesome drugs you have here...

318
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:34,054
...plus more, plus fucking fireworks.

319
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:38,013
So who's with me, huh?
Who wants to get up out this piece...

320
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:41,650
...and come party and celebrate
our nation's birthday...

321
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,312
...with Kenny fucking Powers?

322
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:51,110
Myrtle Beach,
let me hear you make some noise!

323
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,448
Coming through. Look out.

324
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,873
Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Easy. Easy, all right? I can take a hint.

325
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,788
These people have been assholes.
I don't wanna party here.

326
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,583
Fucking get off of me, thank you.
Fuck this party.

327
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,064
Whatever.

328
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,528
Fuck Kenny Powers!

329
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,052
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.

330
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,093
You look like a shit sausage, boy.

331
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,259
- Celebration--
- Don't talk about celebrations, Casper.

332
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,179
I don't wanna communicate
or talk about anything right now.

333
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,609
- Where's Toby?
- He's sleeping.

334
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,103
I am good at listening, though.

335
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,360
Sometimes it helps to talk.

336
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,243
It would be a disgusting talk.

337
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,872
I feel like my life has become
Requiem for a Dream...

338
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,706
...and I have front-row-seat tickets
to the ass-to-ass scene.

339
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,995
And Toby's the dildo.

340
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,789
And I'm both assholes.

341
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,588
<i>Let me ask you a question, son.</i>

342
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,676
How were things going before
you-know-who came along?

343
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,424
Fucking awesome, I guess.

344
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:23,478
You feel like you're over-extended?
Like it's impossible to be a dad...

345
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:27,607
...and worry about your career
all at the same time?

346
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,735
Yes. I mean it's like
a fucking juggling act.

347
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,862
Feel like there's no way
that you can go...

348
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:36,115
...and do all the great things
that you're destined to do...

349
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,617
...because your family's
holding you back.

350
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:42,201
Maybe you ought to think
about leaving him...

351
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,787
...with someone that would
love him like their own...

352
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,577
...so you can go out and be you.

353
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,667
You're talking about leave Toby
at a fire station or something?

354
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,582
No. I'm not a monster.

355
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,467
He's not a fucking monster, Kenny.

356
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:58,926
I'm talking about leaving him with someone
that would love him like a son.

357
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:03,094
Someone like your mother.

358
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,723
Think about the majors, son.

359
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,993
Hey, Stevie. Did you get cancer?

360
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,580
Happy fucking Fourth of July.

361
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,632
Ten Pin Alley.

362
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,392
Mm-hm.

363
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,769
Hold on.

364
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,891
Come on, Betti.

365
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,294
- Powers. Phone call.
- Who is it?

366
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:15,378
Says it's your son.
Says his name's Kenny Powers?

367
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,047
Oh!

368
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,761
Damn it! Motherfucker!

369
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:25,550
Son of a bitch! Cocksucker!
Jesus H. Christ. Fuck me.

370
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:30,514
Sandy, I took the Lord's name in vain.
I'm sorry, honey. How are you today?