1 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,191 Tight dick, player. 2 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:18,910 This Friday, we're going to face off against our rivals... 3 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,787 ...the Rockingham Ruckus. 4 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,038 The only thing I hate more than the Ruckus... 5 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:26,827 ...is their backwards-ass hillbilly fans. 6 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:30,213 These motherfuckers will fill up that stadium like cockroaches. 7 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,508 So remember that. 8 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:32,756 Mermen. 9 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,635 Excuse me, watch out. Watch your fucking foot. 10 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:39,548 Mermen, I come to you today, unashamed. 11 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:42,763 - I'm unashamed, Mermens. - Powers, what the fuck are you doing? 12 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,770 This is my son who I'm now proud of. 13 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:49,899 Check him out, guys. My child. I have a fucking kid, yo. 14 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:52,686 Look into his eyes, you faggots. Look at him. 15 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:56,072 I've returned from my sabbatical a changed man. 16 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:59,030 - Sabbatical? - Hiatus. Break. Whatever you call it. 17 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,786 Nobody gave you permission to take a hiatus. 18 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:06,783 Because I'm mature enough now to give my own self a hiatus. 19 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:09,749 Now that I'm a changed man and humble... 20 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,583 ...and ready to be part of a team... 21 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:15,842 ...I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get back into the good graces of the Mermen. 22 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,969 I'll tell you what you can do. You can start showing up on time. 23 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,847 That's a good place to start. 24 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,634 Your ass won't play, but you can still show up and support the team. 25 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,725 - That's what you can do. - If I may counter said deal. 26 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:31,732 I don't really see how I will redeem myself as team leader in front of everyone... 27 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,984 ...if I'm gonna be sitting on the bench. 28 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:38,444 If you don't, I'll cut you off this team quicker than you can say, "What for?" 29 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:39,732 What for? 30 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,699 Sit your motherfucking ass down! 31 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:46,786 Unashamed, guys. Still unashamed. 32 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,454 Tend to him. 33 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:54,247 Now, as I was saying, Ivan, you're the man we're going to in the dutch. 34 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:57,133 - Don't let us down. - I won't let you down, coach. 35 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:58,796 Right? 36 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,838 If I'm given an opportunity, I won't let us down, either. 37 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,771 Well, well, well. 38 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:01,735 What the fuck are you doing in Myrtle? 39 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,321 I've been coming for Black Biker Week for 10 years. 40 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:07,203 Since we were In the area, we thought we'd say hello... 41 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,205 ...to my second-favorite ballplayer. 42 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,991 Well, it wasn't really necessary... 43 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,784 ...being that you and I are even. 44 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:15,670 That's not exactly true, Mr. Powers. 45 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:19,423 Your swashbuckling shenanigans cost me my new dealership. 46 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,881 The Kia representatives also did not appreciate the fact... 47 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,591 ...that we had a Japanese geisha. 48 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,927 Because you know why? Because they're Korean. 49 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:30,059 It turns out the fucking Orientals are highly sensitive. 50 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,516 I never" I would've bet a million dollars... 51 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,931 ...that they were not a sensitive race of people. 52 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:38,272 I don't give a fuck about sensitivity of Orientals. I'm a father now. 53 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,482 I take it this here is your boy, huh? 54 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:41,896 Yes, this is him. 55 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:45,237 Scott, pull your penis out and put it inside this infant. 56 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:47,698 I will fucking bite it off. Keep it in them pants. 57 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,248 That's what's called a joke. 58 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,656 Scott knew I was kidding as soon as I said it. 59 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:55,498 All right, well, if you two fucking hobnobs are done laughing and giggling... 60 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,378 ...I got to feed my son. 61 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,505 I have to push pause on the feeding... 62 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:02,508 ...because somebody else wants to say hello as well. 63 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,457 Kenny Powers. 64 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,876 Reg Mackworthy. 65 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,954 You look sad, boy. 66 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,165 Someone take your lunch money? 67 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:42,333 No. But it does look somebody took your eye. Oh, yeah. Me. 68 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,422 Fuck you, Kenny Powers. You insensitive dickhead. 69 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,675 I see you got a team to pick you up, huh? 70 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,716 Must be nice. My baseball days are over because of you. 71 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,511 Maybe It's high time you look for another line of work. 72 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,850 Maybe you could be a telescope operator. 73 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,191 Fun and games, gentlemen. 74 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,696 Is this what this is ail about? This is why you wanted to come visit me? 75 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,153 - To start a fight with me and Mackworthy? - I don't know, maybe, yes. 76 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,402 There's too many eyes out here right now. 77 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,412 We'll discuss this later. 78 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:18,793 I'll be here all week, with my eye on you, K.P. 79 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:23,502 Black Bike Week is a whole week. 80 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,675 Monday, Tuesday... 81 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,257 Friday, Saturday. Got it. 82 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,968 - Yeah, 168 hours. - Okay, I got it. 83 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,883 - Ten thousand eighty minutes. - Got it. 84 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,052 - Seven whole days. Not five. - Seven days. 85 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,141 Oh, so you guys just got into town today? 86 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,727 I got here two days ago, but-- 87 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,642 So you've been here longer"? 88 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,436 Seven days from right now. Okay? 89 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,025 Not talking a work week, five days. Seven-day week. 90 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:50,066 Congratulations. I hope you got a good rate on a hotel room. 91 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,905 I didn't. 92 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:57,699 Scott, push me out of here. 93 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,052 You need to make sure these doors are locked at all times. 94 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,462 It's Black Biker weekend. 95 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,849 What's up with all these photographs? It's a goddamn pigsty in here. 96 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,850 - I'm scrapbooking. - Scrapbooking? 97 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,011 What are you, fucking 14? It's pathetic. 98 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,772 You need to come to the realization that Maria is gone. 99 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,353 Never to return. 100 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,068 - I saw her today. - Oh, really? 101 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,197 She say when she was coming back? We could use the extra hands. 102 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,153 She was selling oranges by the road. 103 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:35,115 I didn't approach her. She looked too fucking hot... 104 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:38,407 ...and I just look like a fucking monster. 105 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,166 Selling oranges, huh? 106 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,622 So she's regressed back to her natural state. 107 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,128 Next, she's gonna be in a Home Depot parking lot... 108 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,085 ...looking for construction jobs. 109 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,375 - Probably. - You need to buck up, all right? 110 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:52,007 I got a bunch of black dudes trying to kill me. 111 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,092 You don't see me making a collage about it. 112 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,678 You're an expert when it comes to women, right? 113 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,635 No duh. 114 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,933 Will you help me get Maria; back?'? 115 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,977 So you finally learned your lesson, huh? 116 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,611 I did. 117 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:13,194 I learned that Maria was the best thing to ever happen to me... 118 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:17,327 ...and I was stupid for even second-guessing that for one minute. 119 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:21,366 Or maybe the lesson that you shouldn't have told her when I told you not to. 120 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,830 Kenny, I'm lost. Yeah, I guess that... 121 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,506 Myrtle Beach ate me alive. 122 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,254 This town is just too much for me. 123 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,212 Yeah, city turned you into a little fucking angry slut. 124 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,637 Happens to a lot of people. 125 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,966 I used to be the coolest kid on the block, and now look at me. 126 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,677 Kenny, will you help me'? 127 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:42,140 Stevie, your own sexual appetite has dug you into this hole. 128 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:45,272 So, unfortunately, it's gonna be up to you to dig yourself out. 129 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,319 All I can do is... 130 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,648 ...perhaps help you find a new set of eyebrows. 131 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,535 You think I need new eyebrows? 132 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,489 I think you need a lot more than eyebrows. 133 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,500 What are you doing, huh? 134 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,827 You give her, like, real hard, real slow. 135 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,376 And you have to move your hips... 136 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,666 And then at the very end, pull a Chuck Berry and go: 137 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,214 You know? 138 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,380 What's happening, Ivan, Darnizzie? Jacquiessence. 139 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:20,095 You guys just trying to get a sesh in before the game? 140 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:24,354 I find it very comforting and soothing to spend a little time in the blue room... 141 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,059 ...before a big performance. 142 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,646 By big performance, do you mean sitting on the bench and getting fat? 143 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:43,080 Ivan, I was laughing just then to prove to you a point. 144 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,615 I've matured. 145 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,831 I've learned that it's all right to admit when you're wrong. 146 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:51,043 I'm sorry I ruined your DJ gig on the Fourth of July. 147 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,378 And burned down Club Celebrations. 148 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:56,294 I didn't mean to do that. From this point on... 149 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,963 ...you and I are exactly the same. 150 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,091 Just two guys trying to make it to the bigs. 151 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,978 I sincerely hope you'll accept my apology. 152 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,183 Psych. 153 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,146 Fuck your sorries, motherfucker. 154 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,188 I am young and strong, and you are old and weak. 155 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,651 How is that alike to you? 156 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,032 Ivan, I'm not old, Tm mature. 157 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:22,069 No, you are fucking old, motherfucker. 158 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,365 You can't play in majors. You can't even play in Myrtle Beach. 159 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,034 No, look at you. You don't get it. 160 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,078 I was nice at first, but now I don't give a fuck. 161 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,839 I am going to majors and you're not. 162 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,376 Don't stand in my fucking way again. 163 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,342 AH right, let's grab some waves. You know, let's go now. 164 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,052 Fuck him. 165 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,642 You dug yourself into this hole. 166 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,398 Now dig yourself out. 167 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,900 Here goes nothing. 168 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:56,563 Hang tight, Toby. I'll be right back. 169 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,703 Maria. Maria, please. 170 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,035 You need to go. She doesn't want to talk to you. 171 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:10,622 Don't touch me. Maria, I know you don't want to see me, okay? I understand. 172 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,336 But I have something that you need to hear. 173 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:17,592 Maria, you are the only woman that I have ever loved. 174 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,503 And you are the only woman that has ever loved me. 175 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,048 You are the 0n\y thing that matters. 176 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,684 I know I'm an asshole, and I know I'm not good enough. 177 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:32,223 But I will spend my entire life trying to be the man that you deserve. 178 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,893 - Please, Maria-- - Okay, that's enough. Time to go. 179 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,357 Hey, mind your own fucking business. 180 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,042 Look away. Look away! 181 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,049 No! No! 182 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,051 Oh, God! Don't look at me! 183 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,337 I'm a monster! 184 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,013 Toby? 185 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,064 Toby! Toby- 186 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,445 Toby! 187 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,401 Toby! 188 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,025 Toby! 189 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,446 Toby! 190 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,786 Now's not the time. I'm trying to get in the proper headspace for the game. 191 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,204 - But-- - Stevie, I cannot be a shoulder... 192 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,419 ...for you to cry on right now, all right? 193 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,676 I lost him. I lost Toby. He's gone. 194 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:43,881 Say what? 195 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,638 I went to see Maria. For two seconds, I turned my back... 196 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,970 ...and now I can't find him. He's not anywhere. 197 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,512 - What do you mean, he's gone? - I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. 198 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,600 - You lost my son? - I lost Toby, I'm sorry. 199 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,982 - You Mast my fucking son! - I lost him. 200 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,860 - Goddamn it! - I'm so fucking sorry. 201 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,739 - What the fuck are we gonna do? - Fucking kill me. Kill me, I'm sorry. 202 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,573 I'll buy you shrimp for the rest of your life. You can eat off my butthole. 203 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:11,489 I don't want to. What makes you think I want to eat instead of having my son? 204 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:15,079 Because I suck. That's why, because I fucking suck. 205 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,746 Okay, well, retrace your steps. What did you do? Pretend you lost your keys. 206 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,506 - Where is he? - He was in my car... 207 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,710 And then what? 208 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,751 And then he was gone. I don't know. 209 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,419 I'm so fucking stupid. 210 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,850 Hello, Kenny Powers. Hey, you missing something? 211 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,108 Mackworthy. 212 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,948 Oh. How you doing, man? You sound stressed. 213 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,149 Where's my son? 214 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,362 Oh, you know, he's chilling. 215 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,244 Hey, you know I did you a favor. You left the windows up. 216 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:54,327 Baby don't have no sweat glands. Don't you know about babies? It's a baby. 217 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,368 - What do you Want? - I got something in store for you, man. 218 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,332 Meet me at the Wings on Highway 17. 219 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,544 - The one with the shark in the front? - And if you tell anyone... 220 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,880 ...your bay-bay goes bye-bye. 221 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,755 What is that supposed to mean? You're gonna kill him? 222 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,765 No, I just don't wanna be waiting at Wings all night. 223 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,767 That sounds like a veiled threat to me. 224 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:16,645 Come on, man. I might even train him to call me "daddy." 225 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,058 If you teach him one fucking word, I will destroy you! 226 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,068 So fucking stupid. Maria was right. 227 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,649 I'm just a fucking scumbag. 228 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,439 Stevie, you weak motherfucker. 229 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,072 You listen to me right now. 230 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,201 You have made an ass-ton of stupid choices in Myrtle Beach. 231 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,658 This is the moment of truth. 232 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,915 Now is not the time to lay on the ground like a bald fucking baby. 233 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,203 Now is the time to be a fucking man. 234 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:47,968 Those guys messed with the wrong motherfuckers and the wrong baby. 235 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,173 Fuck yes, they did. 236 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,885 I'm gonna wash the glue off of my head, rip off my fucking eyebrows... 237 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,016 ...and we're gonna go get your fucking son. 238 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:58,349 I would love the opportunity to change into street-fighting clothes. 239 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,311 - Fuck, yeah! Argh! - Fuck, yeah, we are! Argh! 240 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,635 What the fuck is so funny? 241 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,345 Who the hell is this? 242 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,173 I'm your new nightmare. 243 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,719 We're not here to make you guys laugh. 244 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,884 I've come here for my son. 245 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,520 Now hand him over, you fucking baby stealers. 246 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,680 I hope you brought a lot of toilet paper... 247 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,351 ...because these razor blades are going up your black asses. 248 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,401 Hold on. I was thinking we'd do something more like... 249 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,441 ...a rematch of the pitching game. 250 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,735 Let's do a game instead of this. 251 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,824 There's no more time for games. 252 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,205 The game dock has struck zero. 253 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,744 You're now hereto seek your retribution, Kenny Powers. 254 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:07,666 In front of this nautical-themed gift shop, complete with a great White shark edifice. 255 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,550 Constructed by none other than Bob Duato. 256 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,972 Bob Duato. 257 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,721 Fuck Bob Duato. And fuck you too. 258 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,222 Grim Creepaz! 259 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,599 Argh! 260 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,353 Stay the fuck back. 261 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,687 Stay back. I will put you motherfuckers in the hospital. 262 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,147 Back up. Back up. 263 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,571 - Stevie! - Kenny! 264 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,531 Stevie! 265 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,162 Don't hurt him. 266 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,744 Let's see how good you pitch with a broke arm. 267 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,534 Don't do this, man. I got a kid. 268 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,874 Your kid ain't got nothing to do with this. 269 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,458 This is about justice. 270 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,670 An arm for an eye, Kenny Powers. 271 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,095 Will you shut that goddamn baby up? 272 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,724 Damn it, Reg. I told you, break his arm. Don't disobey me. 273 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,807 I am your master, and you are my possession. 274 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,848 You will carry out my will or you will feel my lash. 275 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,485 Don't raise up on me. You break his arm. Do it. 276 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,945 No. 277 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,574 Back oh', creatures. You Maser-mans. 278 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,234 Oh, hell, no. 279 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,119 I'm Old South. 280 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,906 I'm Old South. I'm Old South. 281 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,127 Unh! Ow! 282 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:33,376 - Hey, buddy. Yeah. - I'm sorry for stealing your baby. 283 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,715 I did it because of my eye, man. This ain't me. 284 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,052 I hear you, man. I'm sorry I took your eye. 285 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,343 - I'm pretty sure I feel sad about it too. - OW! Ow! 286 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,394 I didn't know you had regular feelings. 287 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,352 I do. I have tons of feelings and emotions. 288 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,937 Kenny, if we hurry, We can still make it to the game. 289 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,193 - You got a game? - It doesn't matter. 290 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,196 We'll never make it in time with ail this traffic. 291 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,357 Besides, coach won't even play me. 292 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:02,075 - I'll probably lose my position on the team. - No, you got a second chance, Kenny. 293 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:07,368 If not for you, do it for all us old ballers who wish we could have one more inning. 294 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,788 Maybe tonight doesn't have to just be my second chance. 295 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,051 What do you mean? 296 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,807 Reginald Guinevere Mackworthy, will you catch for me today? 297 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,424 Creeps, Creeps, Creeps! 298 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,389 You fucking with me, Kenny Powers? Or do you mean it? 299 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,816 I only speak what I mean. 300 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,607 Grim Creepaz. 301 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:36,022 Me and Kenny Powers got a game to get to. Let's creep. 302 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,216 Fuck you! Go back to Russia, you piece of shit! 303 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,935 Fuck me! 304 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,652 Son of a bitch. 305 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,734 From America with love. Fuck you! 306 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,902 Fuck you! Throw another battery! It's your money! 307 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,821 Get the fuck out the way. 308 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,788 Mermen, behold me. 309 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:39,585 I come to you in your darkest hour of need with my son and a secret Weapon. 310 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,548 This man is Reg Mackworthy. 311 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,805 And he's the Mermen's brand-new catcher. 312 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,933 - What the fuck? - You can't bring any one-eyed asshole... 313 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,970 ...onto the team in the middle of the goddamn game. 314 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,186 Get him out of here. In fact, get them all out of here. Right how. 315 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,272 Could you ask him again? - He seems like he's starting to get-- 316 00:19:56,446 --> 00:20:00,030 - Tell him I work hard, I'm a go-getter. - Can he be our catcher for this game? 317 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,157 Get the fuck off my field. 318 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,568 You guys should probably go. He's getting pissed. 319 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,703 - Go! - Sorry he's being an asshole. 320 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,535 - Thanks for the ride. - Jacques. This is your big chance. 321 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,575 Get in there and relieve Ivan. 322 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,290 Fuck that. They're throwing batteries and shit. 323 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:18,253 Skip. These fucking redneck Ruckus fans may intimidate Ivan's rookie ass... 324 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,293 ...but they don't scare me. I get fucking power from this. 325 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,587 I could use their rage and fucking harness it! 326 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,382 Fucking put me in, you cock-sucker! 327 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,800 Okay! 328 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,663 Don't take it personally, all right? 329 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,124 Franchise star players are a lot like Highlanders. 330 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,289 - There can only be one; - Highlandees? 331 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,585 Goddamn It. Just get the fuck off my mound. 332 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,682 Feel the Ruckus, commie! 333 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,906 Power from my son. 334 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,613 And power from Ivan's failure. 335 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,416 Eh. 336 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,418 Strike, bitch. 337 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,588 Come on, Kenny. Whom! 338 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,757 Eat a dick, pal. 339 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,713 This one's for you, Shane dog. 340 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,976 Yo! 341 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,433 All right. 342 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,185 Fuck you, Kenny! 343 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,728 - Oh, you fucked up now. - Oh, shit. 344 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,694 Fuck him up. Fuck him up. 345 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,861 Who the fuck wants some? 346 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,586 Come on, come on, come on. 347 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,803 You're fucking out! 348 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,243 Kenny! 349 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,791 Yay, Kenny. Yay. 350 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,621 Stevie. 351 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,122 Take my baby. 352 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,130 What happened to your hair? 353 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,466 This is who I am without you. 354 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,756 A goddamn fucking weirdo. 355 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,058 Fuck, yeah. 356 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,397 There's no better feeling than winning. 357 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:25,105 Dealing your opponent the death blow, then standing over his lifeless body... 358 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,441 was the world around you leaps to their feet. 359 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,858 Falling all over each other to get a taste of your hero's jism. 360 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,948 The immature man revels in such adulations. 361 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,159 The mature man, however, celebrates not. 362 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:41,247 Because he knows that every victory is just a precursor to another fucked-up test. 363 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,552 It's death on a stick out there. 364 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,768 So you're a surfer now? 365 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,269 Pretty much so. 366 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,896 Where's Toby? 367 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,682 He's inside my abode. 368 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,852 But if I were you, I'd remove those braids. 369 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:10,273 Toby hates all hippie bullshit. 370 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,124 That's a toy that I made for him. 371 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,788 It's a fake T. rex with a dildo crammed up his asshole. 372 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,797 It's one of Toby's favorites. 373 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,708 When you turn it on... 374 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,670 ...it moves. 375 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,054 Dildosaurus rex. Heh, heh. 376 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,848 Kenny, I think I owe you an explanation. 377 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,355 Yeah, I think that's probably in order. 378 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,813 I needed to get away, and I tried to tell you that. 379 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,274 I didn't know what to do. 380 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,280 I went to my sister's for a while. 381 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:56,823 Raising a kid alone has been really hard. 382 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,739 Oh, trust me, I fucking know. All right? 383 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,407 But I rose to the occasion. 384 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,293 And I have become the best father that has ever existed. 385 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:08,581 Arrogant, selfish, ignorant and absurd. 386 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,048 - That's you. - Okay. 387 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,382 I get it. You hate me. 388 00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:19,304 So why don't I just go ahead and take the baby... 389 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:21,468 ...and we're gonna leave you alone. 390 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:24,934 - To, like, "take him" take him? - "Take him" take him. 391 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,643 I'll take him off your hands. 392 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,603 Of course, that's what I want" I-— 393 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:31,987 I've been wanting that the whole entire time. So good, I'm glad. 394 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,443 I can finally rip down this stupid nursery. 395 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:37,985 And turn it back into my dojo, so I can get back to my fucking training. 396 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:44,791 Stevie, code seven, gold dust. 397 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,669 There he is. 398 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,800 Hey, no, stay there. 399 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,587 There's a few things you should know. 400 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,676 He's changed a lot since you've been gone. 401 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:03,468 He doesn't take shits as much when he eats carrots, like you said he did. 402 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,011 I've been giving him Gerber... 403 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,681 ...and all of his BMs have been running pretty smooth. 404 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,270 You must've been feeding him that bo-bo generic shit. 405 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,980 Gerber brand. 406 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:14,896 And also, he doesn't like cartoon shows. 407 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:21,286 He prefers military, action, war films and teenage-oriented horror flicks. 408 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,913 Okay, good to know. 409 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,415 The only reason why I'm returning him to you... 410 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,702 ...is because I don't want to get caught up... 411 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:31,871 ...in a custody battle when I'm trying to focus on my comeback... 412 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,711 - ...and becoming famous again. - You don't have to explain. 413 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:37,502 I know I don't have to explain anything to you. 414 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,217 I just want you to know that you're not forgiven. 415 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,597 Okay. 416 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,598 - It's okay. - Come here, buddy. 417 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,144 It's okay. Come here. 418 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:54,193 Hi. 419 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,230 Hi. 420 00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:59,900 Oh, my goodness, hi. 421 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,360 Mommy missed you so much. 422 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,034 Do you wanna...? 423 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,245 You wanna tell Toby goodbye? 424 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:12,378 What for? I mean, it's not like I'm gonna miss him or anything. 425 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:13,629 What's there to miss?