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Why are they making
four more Avatar movies?
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It's not like
the first one is even that good.
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What are you talking about?
You love that movie.
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You even went as Avatar
for Halloween.
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I remember.
That was not a lot of clothes.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm, uh,
I'm running a special today, uh,
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buy something, keep having
a comic book store to come to.
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This is awkward.
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I was actually gonna
return this.
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What's wrong with it?
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I-I finished it.
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Speaking of something
I find interesting,
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did anyone read that article
about Bitcoin I sent you?
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Yeah, I can't believe
a single Bitcoin
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is worth about $5,000 now.
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Wait, didn't we mine some
a few years ago?
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It was seven years ago.
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Oh, yeah,
I remember that.
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Really? All I can remember
from seven years ago
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is I couldn't get Kesha's
"Tik Tok" out of my head.
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♪ Tik Tok, on the clock... ♪
Whoa, welcome home, Kesha.
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No, we-we definitely mined some.
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I-I remember sitting in your
bedroom and writing the program.
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I think we ended up
with a bunch of it.
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Wow, and at, like,
$5,000 apiece, that's...
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Sounds like a lot of money,
which we agreed to share
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'cause I-I was totally there.
I remember now.
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I can't believe
we forgot about it.
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It's not that surprising.
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They were basically worthless
when we got them.
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I wish I knew
how much we had.
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Sheldon,
you must remember.
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Of course I do.
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Oh, yeah,
he and I totally remember.
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You tell them, Sheldon.
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I can't believe you haven't
seen Avatar yet.
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What is wrong with you?
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Penny and I just started dating,
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and you know
I don't like big crowds.
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Because you're afraid Penny will
leave you for someone in them?
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Terrified.
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Yes, instead of going out,
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they just stay home
and have constant coitus.
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Well, I didn't want to say it,
but I-I do like to hear it.
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Yes, Ma, I'll be
home for dinner.
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No, I'm not ruining
my appetite with candy.
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Oh, we're having brisket?
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Be home at 6:00.
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Maybe we should double date.
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I'll bring Penny
and you can bring your mom.
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Oh, make your jokes,
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but my date started
a savings account for me.
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Did yours?
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- Hey, you guys.
- Hey.
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Oh, Stuart, good.
I was wondering,
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will you be accepting
Bitcoin?
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Well, I don't know what that is,
but it's got "coin" in it,
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and my cash register doesn't,
so... yeah.
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Wait, what's Bitcoin?
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It's a new online currency
that's been developed.
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Uh, it's just like
actual money,
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except you can't see it,
hold it, or spend it on anything.
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Sounds like the kind of money
I'm familiar with.
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If it's not tangible,
how do you know
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it's not just gonna
vanish tomorrow?
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Really? You're dating Penny, and
you're gonna poke at something
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that could vanish tomorrow?
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I'll buy some Bitcoin.
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I just came into
a little extra money
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when my dad raised my allowance.
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You don't have
to buy Bitcoin.
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You can mine it.
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Mine it?
Like, mining gold?
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Sort of.
There's a limited amount,
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and we find it,
not by tunneling into the earth,
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but by using a computer to solve
complex mathematical problems.
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So let me get this straight.
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We have to write
an elaborate program
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in order to find a fake coin
that we can't spend on anything?
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Yes.
That sounds fun.
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Yeah, I'm in.
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Staying up late,
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writing code,
it sounds like a party.
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Hey, Stuart.
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You want to mine
some Bitcoin with us?
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We'll write the program,
you bring the snacks?
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Too rich for my blood.
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All right, so just
the four of us.
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Before we begin,
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this may have some
unprecedented tax implications.
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In fact, we should start
early 'cause we are gonna be
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on the phone with
the IRS for hours.
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Did anybody else
just get goose bumps?
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Great, so just the three of us.
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Oh, yeah.
We did it without you.
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And do you remember
what happened next?
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Your mom called my mom
and said we were being mean?
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And after that?
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You said that someday
we'd regret this.
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And do you know
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what today is?
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The day we found out we're rich
and none of it is yours?
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Yeah, that's right!
Up top!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Season 11 Episode 09
Title: "The Bitcoin Entanglement"
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Okay, this is the laptop
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I was using in 2010.
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The Bitcoin
must be on here.
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So what are you gonna do
with your share of the money?
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Uh, well,
as a responsible adult,
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I'll put that money into a CD,
wait for that CD to mature,
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and then buy a tiger.
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How about you?
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Oh, that depends on
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whether I tell
Bernadette or not.
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Howard, I can hear you.
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The baby monitor is on.
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I know. I was joking.
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I'm gonna put it
in a college fund.
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All right, all booted up.
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Wow, I-I knew you
were single back then,
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- but that is a lot of porn...
- Science! A lot of science.
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Wow, you were really
into Asian science.
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I don't see the Bitcoin on here.
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Hey, maybe it's in
that folder marked
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"Private and Confidential."
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It's not!
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Okay, the program
is almost ready to run.
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Mining for coins
sounds so manly.
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Ooh, we should sing
a mining song.
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Do you know a mining song?
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I don't know.
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Does "Tik Tok"
by Kesha count?
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Because it has tunneled
its way into my heart.
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Howard, what's going on?!
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Are you boys roughhousing?!
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No, we're not roughhousing!
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We're scientists!
Scientists don't roughhouse!
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Excuse me, Mr. Grown-up.
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Aw, man,
what happened?
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It crashed.
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It's been doing that lately.
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I think it's got a virus
from all the...
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music I've been downloading.
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What kind of music?
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Mostly Asian.
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Some oldies.
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Well, we can
use my laptop.
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Howard, I made cookies
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for you and your little friends!
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They're not my little friends,
and we don't want cookies!
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Actually, a cookie sounds good.
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All right, we'll have cookies!
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Thank you very much!
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That's right.
It must be on my old laptop.
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- Well, let's go.
- Hey, Bernie,
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you mind if
I run to Leonard's and...
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Get a laptop full of money?
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Why are you still here?!
Go, go, go!
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So, how's the wedding
planning going?
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Great.
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Although, we're having trouble
agreeing on a location.
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I thought you were looking
at a cliff on the beach.
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We were, but Sheldon
didn't like any of them.
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Some were too beachy,
some were too cliffy.
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And all of them
were too outsidey.
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Well, weddings aren't
about the location.
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They're about standing up in
front of your family and friends
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and promising that Sheldon
will never move back in here.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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What are you guys doing?
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Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin
on an old laptop,
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and it could be worth,
like, a lot of money.
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What... You're kidding.
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No. We-we could be
sitting on a fortune.
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Okay, let the record show,
I did not marry you for money,
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but you just got
way more attractive.
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Damn it,
it's not in here.
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If only you had someone around
with an eidetic memory.
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I bet they would know
what happened to it.
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If you know, just tell us.
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Excuse me, but if I recall
from seven years ago,
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you don't want me
to be a part of this.
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Sheldon,
you can't still be mad.
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Oh, please.
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I have grudges that
go back to preschool.
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Someday, I'm gonna find
a grown-up Elaine Dwyer
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and eat her favorite crayon
while she watches.
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Is that why there's an
Elaine Dwyer on our guest list?
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Yes.
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That night, I'm going to have
the first dance
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and the last laugh.
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Sheldon, please.
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Should I be the bigger man?
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I think you should.
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Oh, why'd I ask you?
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Hey there, pretty lady.
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I'm not waiting
on your table for you.
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Come on,
this one is so annoying.
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Excuse me, waitress.
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You guys ready
to order?
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Can you take
our picture, please?
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Oh, sure.
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Smile!
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Perfect.
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Thank you.
You may go now.
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It was nice to meet you,
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and I mean that politely,
not sincerely.
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What was that?
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I need to prove to my mother
that I'm on a date.
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If she thinks
I faked the picture,
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I might need you as a witness.
What's your name?
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Bernadette.
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Hey, sweetie.
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- Hey. Yeah.
- Everybody good?
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- Fine.
- Sure.
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You don't have to whisper,
you can just nod your head.
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Or you could just speak.
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You having a good day?
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No, I missed an audition
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because my computer broke,
and I didn't get the e-mail.
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Would've been
a perfect part for me.
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Was it waitress
who ignores her customers?
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Because that's the role
you were born to play.
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Shut up and eat your burger.
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Actually, it's a turkey club.
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Didn't you order a burger?
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I did, and yet here we are.
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You know what,
if you need a computer,
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you can use my laptop.
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Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not
gonna take your computer.
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Oh, it's fine.
I-I'm getting a new one anyway.
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- Are you sure?
- Don't be silly.
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He's desperate
to hold on to you.
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You can get anything out of him.
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His car, his watch...
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Maybe a kidney.
You already have his testicles.
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You can start a collection.
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Oh, my God, that's right.
You gave me your laptop.
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That was so sweet.
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- So you know where it is?
- Of course.
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- All right! - Yes!
- Great!
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I gave it to
my ex-boyfriend Zack.
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- Come on!
- No!
253
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Why?!
254
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:50,593
Okay, Zack,
thank you so much.
255
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We'll be right over.
256
00:10:52,587 --> 00:10:54,087
He still has it.
257
00:10:54,439 --> 00:10:56,462
I can't believe you took
a gift from me
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and gave it to another man.
259
00:10:58,095 --> 00:10:59,572
Really?
260
00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:01,525
Of all the things she's given
to other men,
261
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,521
that's what
you're concerned about?
262
00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:07,514
Please don't make
a big deal about this.
263
00:11:07,572 --> 00:11:09,423
It was a long time ago,
we were broken up.
264
00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,756
Which breakup was that?
265
00:11:10,814 --> 00:11:13,564
Was that the Saint
Valentine's Day Massacre?
266
00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:15,246
No, no.
267
00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:18,290
This might've been during
the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon.
268
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,392
You have names for our breakups?
269
00:11:20,478 --> 00:11:23,220
Well, they would really
blur together if we didn't.
270
00:11:24,045 --> 00:11:25,798
The Comic-Con breakup's
easy to remember
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because Leonard
was the saddest Pikachu.
272
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Right, and he wiped his nose
on your cape,
273
00:11:32,111 --> 00:11:34,681
and then you were
the saddest Darth Vader.
274
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,259
You know, Penny and I aren't
the only ones who've broken up.
275
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So did Howard and Bernadette.
276
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Uh, not to brag, but all
my breakups have lasted.
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I'm so sorry to hear
about you and Howard.
278
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,006
Thanks. I just
didn't think he was
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the kind of guy who would be
doing weird stuff online.
280
00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:57,739
Really? Wow, I thought
it was so obvious, but okay.
281
00:11:59,181 --> 00:12:01,176
Look, I know it's hard,
but I think the best thing
282
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to do after a breakup
is to take some time
283
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and be by yourself.
284
00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,400
Yeah, that's healthy.
285
00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:07,947
Hey, babe,
ready to go?
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Do as I say, not as I do.
287
00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:16,175
I cannot believe you're mad.
288
00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:17,561
I'm not mad.
289
00:12:17,619 --> 00:12:20,635
Oh, really?
Tell that to your eyebrows.
290
00:12:21,877 --> 00:12:23,775
Bet I could place a
quarter between them,
291
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,791
and it would
just stay there.
292
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,585
Fine, I'm mad.
293
00:12:28,643 --> 00:12:31,158
I guess I was more upset
by our breakup than you.
294
00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:33,455
That is not true.
Of course I was upset.
295
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Didn't seem like it.
296
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You started dating the first
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00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:38,046
tall, handsome hunk
you could find.
298
00:12:38,228 --> 00:12:39,397
I'm sorry,
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00:12:39,455 --> 00:12:43,596
are you mad that I dated Zack
or that you didn't?
300
00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:51,067
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hey, Zack.
301
00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:53,088
So good to see you guys.
302
00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:55,744
Man, we should
do this more often.
303
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,971
Come over to get laptops
back from you?
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00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,697
Totally.
305
00:13:01,604 --> 00:13:02,706
So do you have it?
306
00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,808
Of course I do.
Penny gave it to me as a gift.
307
00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:06,986
You don't get rid
of something like that.
308
00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:11,869
Huh.
309
00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:15,186
All right, I'm sorry
I gave away your stupid laptop.
310
00:13:15,244 --> 00:13:17,347
You should be. We were broken
up for, like, five minutes.
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00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:18,460
Are you guys fighting?
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00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:19,530
- Yeah.
- No.
313
00:13:19,588 --> 00:13:21,505
Are you fighting about
whether or not you're fighting?
314
00:13:21,562 --> 00:13:23,119
'Cause I've had
that fight before.
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00:13:23,232 --> 00:13:25,682
Turns out we were,
and I lost.
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00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:28,690
Leonard thinks when we broke up,
it didn't bother me.
317
00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:29,764
That's crazy.
318
00:13:29,822 --> 00:13:32,382
When we were going out,
she used to talk about you all the time.
319
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,358
In fact,
I think she only dated me
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00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,683
because I reminded her of you.
321
00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:41,691
Sure.
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00:13:42,816 --> 00:13:44,417
Because we're both...
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00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:46,285
people?
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00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,105
Damn right we are.
325
00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:53,503
Oh, also, there was that video
about how much she missed you.
326
00:13:53,722 --> 00:13:55,964
- What video?
- The one on the laptop.
327
00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:59,699
I didn't mean to invade your
privacy, but I am a huge snoop.
328
00:13:59,808 --> 00:14:01,785
Ask my neighbor.
She'll tell you.
329
00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:04,183
But not right now;
she's in the shower.
330
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,308
Hello, Leonard.
331
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:18,046
I was gonna write you an e-mail,
but I'm a little drunk,
332
00:14:18,104 --> 00:14:22,082
and spelling is
a sober person's game, so...
333
00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:27,574
I feel I owe you a 'splanation.
334
00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:30,074
I... I'm sorry.
335
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,160
A 'splanation.
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00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,666
Penny. Penny.
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00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:36,975
Penny.
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00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:39,251
Sheldon, go away.
I'm making a video.
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00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:40,348
Oh, I'm sorry.
340
00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:42,291
I'll come back
when you're alone.
341
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:45,377
No, no, no.
I am alone.
342
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,475
I'm just telling Leonard
why I broke up with him.
343
00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:49,018
Oh, he knows.
344
00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:50,580
The video I want to see
345
00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:53,088
is why you went out with him
in the first place.
346
00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,327
I went out with him
because he's great.
347
00:14:56,385 --> 00:14:57,942
And if I kept
going out with him,
348
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,400
I probably would've married him,
349
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,025
and that's
a little scary
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00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,150
because I just don't think
I'm ready for that.
351
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:07,571
You know, plus I have got to
learn how to spell Hofstadter.
352
00:15:08,353 --> 00:15:09,881
I-I know there's
a "D" in there,
353
00:15:09,939 --> 00:15:13,439
but it keeps moving
every time I try and write it.
354
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,760
Sheldon, what do I do?
355
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:20,853
Try to pass out facedown,
so you don't choke on your vomit.
356
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,612
I am not
gonna pass out.
357
00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:27,377
But thank you anyway.
358
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,469
Wow.
I know.
359
00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:37,592
There's, like, two more hours
of her just lying there.
360
00:15:40,163 --> 00:15:43,399
Aw, you love me
so much.
361
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,416
I married you,
jackass.
362
00:15:45,602 --> 00:15:48,147
I... I know, and not
just out of pity
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00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:50,697
like everyone said
in their wedding toast.
364
00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:53,141
You want to see the part
where she falls off the chair?
365
00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:54,603
- No.
- Totally.
366
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,244
That's my wife.
367
00:16:09,492 --> 00:16:11,689
I got to see that again.
368
00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:16,009
Got the laptop.
Hand it here.
369
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,630
Oh, this is
so exciting!
370
00:16:18,837 --> 00:16:21,397
Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin,
are you gonna pay your dad back
371
00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:22,981
all the money you took from him
over the years?
372
00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:25,572
Never even
crossed my mind.
373
00:16:26,955 --> 00:16:28,795
Okay, here's
the Bitcoin folder.
374
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:30,411
Yeah, how much
is in there?
375
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:33,739
It's empty.
376
00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,468
What?
Th-That's impossible.
377
00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,243
Do you think Zack stole it?
378
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,161
No, he doesn't know
how to steal Bitcoin.
379
00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:42,354
I mean, he waves at trucks.
380
00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:48,364
Hmm...
who could it have been?
381
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,231
Sheldon,
what did you do?
382
00:16:52,369 --> 00:16:54,028
I plotted my revenge.
383
00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:57,905
If you get a dish,
I'll serve you some cold.
384
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,512
What, y-you stole
our Bitcoin?
385
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:01,712
Oh, calm down.
386
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,829
All I did was sneak
onto your computer
387
00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:06,481
and download your Bitcoin
onto a flash drive.
388
00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:08,856
- What?
- But, I'm not keeping it.
389
00:17:08,914 --> 00:17:10,684
I just wanted
to watch you sweat.
390
00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:12,487
If you want to watch
him sweat,
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00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:14,973
walk up a flight
of stairs with him.
392
00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:20,801
I've waited seven long years,
but it finally happened.
393
00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:22,613
Where's our money?
394
00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:23,831
That's the best part.
395
00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:27,673
It's on the Batman flash drive
on your key chain.
396
00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:30,278
You've had it
in your pocket all along.
397
00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:34,551
Sheldon...
398
00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:38,283
I lost that key chain years ago.
399
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,637
Really?
400
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:48,325
D-D-Did you look under things?
401
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:53,464
Well, that is unfortunate.
402
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:57,206
I guess we've all learned
a lesson today.
403
00:17:58,627 --> 00:17:59,961
What was the lesson?
404
00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,287
I don't know.
405
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,291
Huh. What's that?
406
00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:20,306
Ooh, Batman flash drive.
407
00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:22,853
Pretty cool.
408
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:25,811
Huh, if I erase this,
409
00:18:25,869 --> 00:18:29,345
I could probably resell it
for, like, ten bucks.
410
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,947
Things are finally
going my way.
411
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:41,016
♪♪
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00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:44,118
♪♪
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00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:47,961
♪♪
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00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:52,864
♪♪
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00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:58,668
♪♪