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Why are you wearing
a Band-Aid?
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Halley bit me.
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You got beaten up by a girl.
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Hey, that's sexist.
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You're right.
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You got beaten up by a baby.
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- Hi. - Hey.
- Hey.
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What you got there?
Oh, I grabbed a sandwich
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at the food truck
out front.
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Wait, n-now, hold on.
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Tonight is Friday,
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and I believe you know
what that means.
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That my fun, young life took
a drastic turn somewhere?
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No.
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But yeah.
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No, that means it's
Chinese food night.
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Yeah, and you have Chinese food.
So eat it.
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But I can smell your pastrami.
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And we can all hear
your complaining,
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so no one's happy.
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It does smell good.
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Oh, it is.
I had one the other day.
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What is happening?
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Everybody's supposed to be
eating Chinese food.
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Well, actually,
I believe the Chinese
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may have invented
the sandwich.
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Their dish “rou jia mo”
literally means
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“meat between bread.”
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So, it looks like all
of us, including Penny,
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are eating Chinese food.
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Except for you, Sheldon.
You're eating crow.
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I'm sorry, I think
you're forgetting
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that the sandwich
was invented
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by John Montagu,
the Earl of Sandwich.
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Oh. The truck's called
“Pearl of Sandwich.”
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Now I get it.
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All right, that smells too good.
I got to get one of those.
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And I think you're forgetting
that there are written documents
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of meat between bread
being eaten in China
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during the Tang dynasty.
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You know what,
I'll go with you.
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And then maybe we just go home.
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I think you're defining
bread very loosely.
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If we go down that road,
where does it end?
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Well, I would say
when we go to bed,
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but you talk
in your sleep.
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I don't want to get into this
with you right now.
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We'll talk about this
when I'm asleep.
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I don't want to talk
about it when you're asleep.
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How come we can't
talk about it now?
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Well, because I'm eating now.
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Fine. How's your moo shu?
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You know what?
It's great.
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Wait, look at that.
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Hmm. Well, maybe the Chinese
did invent the sandwich.
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I guess you were right.
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Too bad no one's
around to hear it.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
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♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 11x19 ♪
The Tenant Disassociation
Original Air Date on April 5, 2018
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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I can smell that food truck
from up here.
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Just close the window
if you don't like the smell.
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Of course I like the smell.
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It's salt and fat.
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My brain may be evolved,
but my tongue still wants
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to pick up a club and drag
that truck back to my cave.
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So, there's something
you like,
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but it's also
driving you crazy.
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Been there, doing it now.
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No, it-it's a distraction.
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How can I focus on my work
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when all I can think about is
how much I want that sandwich?
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So, go get one.
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I can't just give in
to every urge I have
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when I have it.
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That's why I have
a rigid schedule.
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It's bad enough I had to
give in to my urge
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to create a rigid schedule.
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You know, why don't I just
go down to the food truck
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and ask them to move?
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- Why are you taking cash?
- No reason.
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Oh, this is the life.
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What could be better than this?
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If you weren't wearing
one of my swimsuits.
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I'll give it back.
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You know the rule--
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once it touches hiney,
it's no longer miney.
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You're such a prude.
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Do you know all the things
this water's touching right now?
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Well, I'm relaxed enough.
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Hey, Howard, look.
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What's that?
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Huh.
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Looks like someone's drone.
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Oh, no.
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Do you think it was spying on us
in the hot tub?
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'Cause I'm only 40% of the way
to my beach bod.
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One of the propellers
is broken.
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It must have crashed.
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Oh. Do you think
you could fix it?
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Maybe. Should we try and
track down the owner first?
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Yeah, that's probably
a good idea.
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Anyone lose a drone?
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Looks like it's ours.
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Yay, we got a drone!
Shh.
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Oh.
Yay, we got a drone.
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The pastrami truck moved.
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That is the danger
of a restaurant on wheels.
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No, apparently someone
complained
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to the tenants association,
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and they're not allowed to park
on our street anymore.
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Who would complain about
something that everyone loves?
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Oh...
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Did you complain
to the tenants association
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about the food truck?
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Yes.
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And they actually
took you seriously?
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Oh, the tenants association
takes every complaint seriously.
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Oh, great, because I'm about
to send them an e-mail
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complaining about you.
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Excuse me.
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Wow.
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Someone should have
spell-checked.
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What is going on here?
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You're the tenants
association?
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You should see
the look on your face.
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You might want to
tell your wife
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that there's no “Y”
in “pastrami.”
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Okay, that ought
to do it.
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I've replaced the propeller
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and reattached the
gimbal controller unit.
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Dude, you're like
Grey's Anatomy for robots.
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Also, why isn't that a show?
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I just need to see
if I can re-sync
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the controls to
this old remote.
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We should name it.
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The drone, or your
stupid robot show?
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The drone.
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The show's already got
a name--
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General Bot-spital.
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I got it working!
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Oh, oh!
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Let's play William Tell.
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I'll put this bowl
on my head.
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See if you can knock it off
without hitting me.
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You read my mind.
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What are you doing?
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Either breaking a bowl
or breaking Raj's head.
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Be careful, they don't
make that bowl anymore.
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It's a nice one.
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Yeah. We found it in the yard
and fixed it up.
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Aren't you worried there's
some kid out there
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missing his drone?
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Oh, please, Bernadette,
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this is not
a children's toy, okay?
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This thing's got
an HD camera on it.
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Okay, then aren't you worried
there's some rich
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Peeping Tom out there
missing his drone?
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We asked around,
and no one claimed it.
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Ha. I think we've
done all we can do.
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Did you check the video card?
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Maybe you can see where
it started off from.
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What a great idea, honey.
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So, let me get
this straight.
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You are the president
of the tenants association?
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President, only member,
and harshest critic.
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I once gave myself
an official reprimand
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for conducting a meeting
in the shower.
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The steam warped my gavel.
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Okay, so when I got a fine
for leaving my clothes
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in the dryer for too long,
that was from you?
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$14.99.
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The exact price of a new gavel.
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And the noise complaint
we got
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for singing you
“Happy Birthday”?
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As a friend, I was touched.
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As a representative
of the building,
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I thought that you should
pick a key and stick with it.
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Hi.
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Do you know he is the entire
tenants association?
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No, but I'm not
surprised.
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He's also the pope of a planet
he invented in hyperspace.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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'Cause I wanted to make sure
that you loved the man,
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not the office.
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You can't just declare
yourself president.
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I didn't.
I called a meeting,
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I was the only one to attend.
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I nominated myself, and after
a pretty moving speech,
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I voted myself in.
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Well, if you can
vote yourself in,
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then we can vote you out.
Yeah.
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Fine. Make a motion
at the next meeting.
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When is that?
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It's the first Saturday
of every month.
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Unless there's
an emergency meeting.
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Then we call
an emergency meeting.
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You really don't have to.
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This is the first Saturday
of the month.
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Okay, fine.
Then we vote you out.
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Uh, uh, hold on.
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Hold on. First,
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we have to read the minutes
from last month's meeting.
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Amy, would you do the honors?
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Why not?
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“Saturday, March 3rd.
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“7:05, meeting called to order.
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“7:06, president gets
shampoo in eye.
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7:07, meeting adjourned.”
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Okay, can we
vote you out now?
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Ah, very well. New business.
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I move for a vote
of no confidence
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in the president.
Yeah.
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Two to one, you lose.
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Not so fast. I believe
we have one tenant here
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who has not made
her voice heard.
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Oh...
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We're waiting, fiancée.
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Yeah, we're waiting,
best friend.
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Yeah, we're waiting,
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neighbor who needed a battery
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and totally got one from me,
no strings attached.
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I don't want to be
in the middle of this.
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No matter which way I vote,
I'm either
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a bad friend,
a bad fiancée,
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or an ungrateful recipient
of a battery.
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Next time I have a meeting
in the shower,
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you're welcome to attend.
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Sheldon. Sheldon for president.
I pick Sheldon!
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Ugh, I can't believe my best
friend sided with Sheldon.
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00:10:02,077 --> 00:10:05,546
Can't believe my best friend
is Sheldon.
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Ah, I should've taken
that gavel
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and shoved it right down
his throat.
- Ugh.
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I would've gone the other way,
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but it would've gotten
to his throat.
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What?
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Don't be mad at me.
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I mean, I can't vote
against him.
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Even when he's being crazy?
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Well, what other times
are there?!
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00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:24,064
So you just let him get
away with anything?
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Well, not anything.
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00:10:25,868 --> 00:10:27,668
But honestly,
pastrami sandwich
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is not the hill
I want to die on.
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It's not about
the sandwich.
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It's about
the principle.
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Yeah, principle.
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And a little bit sandwich.
Yeah.
256
00:10:36,412 --> 00:10:38,845
Look, there are a bunch of other
tenants in this building.
257
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,248
All you need is for one of them
to vote your way,
258
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,216
and then Sheldon's out
and I didn't betray him.
259
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,085
Hey, you know, that's
actually a good plan.
260
00:10:45,087 --> 00:10:48,355
That you came up with
all by yourself.
261
00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:52,025
Now, if you'll excuse me,
262
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,727
told Sheldon
I was going to the market,
263
00:10:53,729 --> 00:10:56,964
so... I'm taking
some of your stuff.
264
00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,941
I was never here.
265
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,113
Sometimes you don't see it
'cause she's next to Sheldon,
266
00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:15,082
but she's pretty weird.
267
00:11:17,152 --> 00:11:20,020
Okay. All hooked up.
Here we go.
268
00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:22,255
I hope there's nothing
disturbing on there.
269
00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:24,424
Like you two in a hot tub?
270
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,762
Hold on.
Now I'm getting a picture.
271
00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:34,835
That's not very
much to go on.
272
00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:38,138
Oh, that's plenty to go on.
273
00:11:39,775 --> 00:11:41,008
We can't give up.
274
00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:43,577
We got to find her.
275
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:46,146
You just want to find
her 'cause she's cute.
276
00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:48,281
Not just because she's cute.
277
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:49,850
She also owns
a pretty expensive drone,
278
00:11:49,852 --> 00:11:51,952
which means she has money
and doesn't mind wasting it.
279
00:11:51,954 --> 00:11:54,921
And I... I like that in a woman.
280
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,558
Do you see anything that could
help us locate her?
281
00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,893
Hmm, let me have a look.
282
00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:01,061
She's got eagle eyes,
283
00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:03,463
always spotting continuity
errors in movies.
284
00:12:03,465 --> 00:12:06,700
It's not annoying at all.
285
00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:08,568
Oh. There.
286
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:09,836
Right there.
287
00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:11,405
Check out the pin
on her jacket.
288
00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:13,106
Isn't that from
the comic book store?
289
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,241
Hmm, is it?
290
00:12:14,243 --> 00:12:16,209
Hey, Howard, zoom in.
Oh.
291
00:12:16,211 --> 00:12:19,713
Fine. Zooming in.
292
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,216
Yeah, I know
you're being a jerk,
293
00:12:23,218 --> 00:12:25,619
but it's actually helpful.
294
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,989
Hi.
295
00:12:28,991 --> 00:12:30,724
Hi. We're your neighbors
from downstairs.
296
00:12:30,726 --> 00:12:31,958
We've met.
297
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,094
Remember?
298
00:12:34,096 --> 00:12:35,996
I invited you to my housewarming
when I moved in.
299
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:37,597
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
300
00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:39,266
You know, it's been
a crazy couple months.
301
00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:41,034
That was two years ago.
302
00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:46,006
Welcome to the building.
Mm-hmm.
303
00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:49,209
So, I-I'm running for president
of the tenants association.
304
00:12:49,211 --> 00:12:50,577
I could really use your vote.
305
00:12:50,579 --> 00:12:52,279
You said you were gonna stop by.
306
00:12:52,281 --> 00:12:54,214
I bought a lot of food.
307
00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:56,950
Anyway, meeting's tomorrow.
308
00:12:56,952 --> 00:12:58,318
We really hope
you can make it.
309
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,153
I'll be there.
Oh, really?
310
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,923
Yeah. You should buy
a lot of food.
311
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,761
So, I'm running for president
of the tenants association
312
00:13:07,763 --> 00:13:09,296
and I could really use
your vote.
313
00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:10,430
Uh, who's president now?
314
00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:11,765
Uh, Sheldon Cooper.
315
00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,200
You know, about yay tall
316
00:13:13,202 --> 00:13:15,001
and about yay annoying.
317
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,371
So you want me to vote
against Sheldon Cooper?
318
00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,873
Yeah. You just need
to show up at a meeting...
319
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,241
Oh, no, no. No can do.
320
00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:23,543
He's got a restraining order
against me.
321
00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:25,412
Really? Why?
322
00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:26,847
Uh, I locked him
on the roof once.
323
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,082
Three times.
324
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,018
So, Mrs. Petrescu,
325
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,653
we were hoping you would vote
for Leonard
326
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,021
instead of voting for Sheldon.
327
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,023
Vote Sheldon.
328
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,626
No, no. Vote Leonard.
329
00:13:39,628 --> 00:13:42,162
No vote Leonard.
330
00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:46,399
No. Vote Leonard.
331
00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:48,769
Thank you.
332
00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:54,307
She's wearing a pin
from your store.
333
00:13:54,309 --> 00:13:55,642
Do you know who she is?
334
00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:56,977
Oh, sure, yeah.
That's Cynthia.
335
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:59,079
Wha... s-so,
she's a customer?
336
00:13:59,081 --> 00:14:01,581
Yeah, yeah, but I-I haven't
seen her in a while.
337
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,250
And before you say anything,
338
00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:05,585
there is a lot of reasons
women stop coming here.
339
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:07,454
It's not just me.
340
00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:09,656
But this time...
341
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:10,891
It was me. Yeah.
342
00:14:12,027 --> 00:14:15,729
I was trying out
a flirty new smile.
343
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:22,736
Now, I don't use the word
344
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:26,072
“ghoulish” a lot, but...
345
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:29,075
I-I just can't think
of another word.
346
00:14:30,112 --> 00:14:32,646
Wait, do you know
how to find her?
347
00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:35,215
Yeah. I think I have her
address on my mailing list.
348
00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:37,551
Oh. Hey. Please, let me bring
the drone back to her.
349
00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:39,352
You think you've got a shot?
350
00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:41,354
What if she's married?
She's not.
351
00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:43,323
It's meant to be.
352
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:44,624
A little tip.
353
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:47,828
Uh, stick with the smiles
you know.
354
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:54,401
Hi. What are you doing?
355
00:14:54,403 --> 00:14:57,270
Leonard and Penny are trying
to turn the tenants against me,
356
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,739
so they are about to see
just what kind of power
357
00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:02,209
the president of
the tenants association wields.
358
00:15:03,512 --> 00:15:07,447
“You must be at least this tall
to use washing machine”?
359
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:11,151
I'm gonna hang it up
higher than Leonard.
360
00:15:11,153 --> 00:15:14,054
And then his clothes
will smell.
361
00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:16,890
And nobody's voting for a man
with smelly clothes.
362
00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:18,892
No, not when there's
a perfectly unscented
363
00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:20,227
incumbent on the ballot.
364
00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:23,230
Sheldon, I have
an advanced degree
365
00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:24,698
in the study of
the human brain,
366
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,000
so if my fiancé
is a raving lunatic,
367
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:29,035
it's kind of a ding
on my reputation.
368
00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:32,138
If leaders
just stepped aside
369
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,274
every time they didn't have
the consent of the governed,
370
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:35,308
what would we have?
371
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,078
Democracy.
372
00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:40,513
Not on my watch.
373
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,020
Okay. Don't be weird.
374
00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:49,322
Don't be weird.
Don't be weird.
375
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,591
Hello.
376
00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:54,027
Hey. You found my drone.
377
00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:55,128
Yeah, yeah. Yes.
378
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,830
It took a while
to track you down,
379
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,466
but to see the look on
your face, it was worth it.
380
00:15:59,468 --> 00:16:01,601
Aw, that's sweet.
381
00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:03,370
Rajesh.
382
00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:05,071
Cynthia.
Ah, pleasure to meet you.
383
00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:07,107
Likewise.
384
00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:09,809
I-I feel like I should give you
a reward or something.
385
00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:11,378
Oh, oh, no, you don't
have to do that.
386
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,312
No, I insist.
387
00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:13,880
How about your
phone number?
388
00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:16,583
Give me your phone.
389
00:16:20,622 --> 00:16:24,157
Thanks. So, I'll-I'll
call you, Cynthia.
390
00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:26,092
Great, Rajesh.
391
00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:27,694
And thanks again.
392
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,129
Uh, sure.
393
00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:35,902
Just checking.
394
00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:41,641
Hey, Sheldon.
395
00:16:41,643 --> 00:16:45,845
We found something
pretty interesting.
396
00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:49,449
Huh. Well, that is surprising.
397
00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:53,253
I, for one, have no idea
what they're talking about.
398
00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:55,889
Turns out, when Amy took over
Penny's apartment,
399
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,591
she was put on the lease,
not you.
400
00:16:58,593 --> 00:17:00,260
Yeah, and when I
moved across the hall,
401
00:17:00,262 --> 00:17:02,595
you got taken off the
lease and I got added.
402
00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:04,664
Well, what are you saying?
403
00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,800
That Sheldon's not
technically a tenant at all
404
00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:09,869
and therefore,
has no standing to be president
405
00:17:09,871 --> 00:17:12,973
of the tenants association
no matter who votes for him?
406
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,742
I don't know
how you found that out,
407
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:18,111
but I am guessing
all on your own.
408
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:20,647
So, looks like
we need to figure out
409
00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,148
who the new president
should be.
410
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,750
I nominate myself.
I second it.
411
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,785
Huh.
412
00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:28,989
Well, as a woman in love,
I want to stand by my man.
413
00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:32,292
Too bad that's been rendered
bureaucratically impossible.
414
00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:36,896
Well, this is hard for me
415
00:17:36,898 --> 00:17:39,566
because I do love
a legal technicality
416
00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,001
and this is a good one.
417
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:44,938
Although, not quite as good as
the provision in California law,
418
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,674
which states a person
who occupies a dwelling
419
00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:51,978
for 30 consecutive days becomes
a tenant at will and as such...
420
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,547
I vote for Leonard!
You...
421
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:55,882
What?
422
00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:57,917
I'm sorry, Sheldon.
423
00:17:57,919 --> 00:18:00,854
With minimal power comes
minimal responsibility,
424
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:03,256
and you couldn't handle it.
425
00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:07,227
Don't you misquote Spider-Man
to me.
426
00:18:07,229 --> 00:18:08,194
It's not your fault.
427
00:18:08,196 --> 00:18:10,463
I mean, what man
wouldn't be seduced
428
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,933
by the power to decide how late
the laundry room stays open?
429
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:16,069
Wait, you're the reason
I had to come back
430
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:17,904
and get my jeans
the next morning?
431
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,808
I can't believe you expect
me to give that up.
432
00:18:23,345 --> 00:18:25,545
Sheldon,
it's the American way,
433
00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,313
the peaceful transfer
of power.
434
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,748
I don't know.
435
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,617
Think about Ant-Man.
436
00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:34,187
I'm always thinking
about Ant-Man.
437
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:35,588
Michael Douglas had the suit
438
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:38,158
and then he passed it on
to Paul Rudd.
439
00:18:40,062 --> 00:18:41,895
Maybe you're right.
440
00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:43,363
Really?
The Ant-Man thing?
441
00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,432
That's what won you over?
442
00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:47,200
Yes. He got the details right.
443
00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:48,768
That's how you use
a superhero.
444
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,437
Mm.
445
00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:53,440
I suppose it is time I
passed this on to Leonard.
446
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,141
Thank you.
Yeah, thanks.
447
00:18:55,143 --> 00:18:57,010
I-I know that's hard for you.
448
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,511
Well, it was.
449
00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,946
But you know what?
450
00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:01,781
Instead of being in charge,
451
00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:04,551
I can now be
the vocal opposition,
452
00:19:04,553 --> 00:19:08,021
criticizing and badgering
the president at every turn.
453
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:11,424
I think you'll be
really good at that.
454
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,426
Me, too.
455
00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:17,297
I think I've made
a huge mistake.
456
00:19:17,299 --> 00:19:19,365
Me, too.
457
00:19:24,124 --> 00:19:25,791
Can't believe you
got her number.
458
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,592
I know, right?
459
00:19:27,594 --> 00:19:30,028
How amazing would it be
if this worked out
460
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,763
and the story
of how I met my wife
461
00:19:31,765 --> 00:19:34,633
started with you and me
in the hot tub together.
462
00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:41,239
Well, do us both a favor
and start the story later.
463
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:42,741
Whatever.
464
00:19:42,743 --> 00:19:44,643
I have a good feeling
about this girl.
465
00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,211
Like, we really hit it off.
466
00:19:46,213 --> 00:19:48,146
Stop flying it around.
467
00:19:48,148 --> 00:19:49,648
You're gonna break it.
468
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,416
Why do you care?
469
00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:54,886
Because we have to give it back
to the beautiful mystery girl.
470
00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:56,154
Aw.
471
00:19:56,156 --> 00:19:57,856
I mean, did you see
how hot she was?
472
00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,792
I want to get all up on that
and start making babies!
473
00:20:00,794 --> 00:20:03,695
I know exactly what underwear
474
00:20:03,697 --> 00:20:06,398
I'm gonna wear
on our first date.
475
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,866
None!
476
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:15,858
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