1 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:03,437 All right, Professor Proton fans, 2 00:00:03,523 --> 00:00:05,759 get ready to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper 3 00:00:05,845 --> 00:00:09,478 and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, a pair of real-life scientists 4 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,821 who may win the Nobel Prize. 5 00:00:11,907 --> 00:00:13,868 That's like the Kids' Choice Award, 6 00:00:13,954 --> 00:00:17,298 but with more science and less slime. 7 00:00:18,375 --> 00:00:19,861 Hi, thanks for having us. 8 00:00:19,947 --> 00:00:22,845 Kids' Choice Award? Why would they let kids choose anything? 9 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:24,978 They're basically human larvae. 10 00:00:26,048 --> 00:00:28,837 Well, they are kind of our target audience. 11 00:00:32,095 --> 00:00:33,587 Greetings, children. 12 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:36,048 Toys, am I right? 13 00:00:36,742 --> 00:00:39,290 He is. He has hundreds of them. 14 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:41,579 So you two have discovered something 15 00:00:41,665 --> 00:00:43,720 that a lot of people are really excited about. 16 00:00:43,806 --> 00:00:45,157 We have. 17 00:00:45,243 --> 00:00:46,853 Now, before you explain it, 18 00:00:46,939 --> 00:00:50,338 keep in mind that our average viewer is this many. 19 00:00:51,314 --> 00:00:54,376 Okay, imagine you're looking in a mirror. 20 00:00:54,493 --> 00:00:56,798 The image you see looks just like you. 21 00:00:56,939 --> 00:00:58,697 That's called symmetrical. 22 00:00:58,783 --> 00:01:01,415 Now imagine you have a billion mirrors, 23 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:04,368 and each of them reflects one thing about you correctly 24 00:01:04,454 --> 00:01:06,915 and a billion things about you incorrectly. 25 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:09,306 And imagine the set of incorrect things 26 00:01:09,392 --> 00:01:12,892 are floating in an abstract n-dimensional hyperspace. 27 00:01:12,978 --> 00:01:16,587 Now imagine there was never a mirror to begin with. 28 00:01:18,362 --> 00:01:20,029 Oh, was that a doorbell? 29 00:01:20,162 --> 00:01:21,748 I didn't hear anything. 30 00:01:24,873 --> 00:01:27,099 Huh, there it is again. 31 00:01:27,334 --> 00:01:29,177 Sheldon, why don't you answer it? 32 00:01:29,896 --> 00:01:31,435 But I don't know who it is. 33 00:01:31,521 --> 00:01:32,912 Maybe it's a special guest 34 00:01:32,998 --> 00:01:34,748 who I invited just to surprise you. 35 00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:36,851 Why don't you open it up and find out. 36 00:01:37,037 --> 00:01:39,474 This is a terrible message to send to children. 37 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,076 Children, you never open the door 38 00:01:41,162 --> 00:01:42,538 if you don't know who's on the other side. 39 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:44,623 You always make your mommy or daddy do it 40 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:46,818 while you hide under the bed and try to imagine 41 00:01:46,904 --> 00:01:49,935 what your superhero name will be when you avenge their deaths. 42 00:01:51,302 --> 00:01:52,600 I'll get it. 43 00:01:52,786 --> 00:01:55,458 But it can't be The Silver Shadow... that's mine. 44 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,958 Hello. 45 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:04,050 Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge! 46 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:07,018 You're William Shatner. 47 00:02:07,104 --> 00:02:08,151 You can call me Bill. 48 00:02:08,237 --> 00:02:09,690 - Ooh, can I call you Captain? - No. 49 00:02:09,776 --> 00:02:11,722 - Please? - No. 50 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,066 Please? 51 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,558 Sure. 52 00:02:16,784 --> 00:02:19,253 And w-will you call me Science Officer Cooper? 53 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,933 This has got to stop. 54 00:02:22,081 --> 00:02:23,886 I think you know how to make it stop. 55 00:02:24,073 --> 00:02:27,042 Put her there, Science Officer Cooper. 56 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:31,652 Put her there, Science Officer Cooper. 57 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,488 Oh, poor Shatner. 58 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:40,480 Poor Shatner? I have to eat lunch now. 59 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:43,675 Look, Sheldon's pretty embarrassed, 60 00:02:43,761 --> 00:02:45,175 so when he gets here, we should... 61 00:02:45,261 --> 00:02:47,211 - Make fun of him? - A lot. - 62 00:02:47,328 --> 00:02:48,923 Guys, don't you think that's a little mean? 63 00:02:49,008 --> 00:02:50,633 - Yeah. - Okay, just so we're all 64 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:52,180 - on the same page. - Yeah. 65 00:02:52,411 --> 00:02:53,805 - Hello. - Hey. 66 00:02:53,922 --> 00:02:55,609 So, Sheldon, did you get 67 00:02:55,695 --> 00:02:58,588 William Shatner's autograph, or maybe his dry cleaning bill? 68 00:02:59,797 --> 00:03:01,633 Very funny, get it all out. 69 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,883 Like you did on William Shatner? 70 00:03:04,937 --> 00:03:06,941 Raj, do you have something to add? 71 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:09,875 You brought shame upon yourself and your family. 72 00:03:10,351 --> 00:03:12,617 It's not funny, but it's true. 73 00:03:13,281 --> 00:03:16,078 I will admit the meeting did not go the way I wanted. 74 00:03:16,187 --> 00:03:19,136 Because you barfed where no man has barfed before? 75 00:03:20,773 --> 00:03:23,617 Well, the next time I meet him, it will go better. 76 00:03:23,972 --> 00:03:26,410 Next time? What makes you think there's gonna be a next time? 77 00:03:26,563 --> 00:03:29,699 Wil will give me another chance. He thinks the world of me. 78 00:03:29,841 --> 00:03:32,347 Awh. One of the reasons I love you 79 00:03:32,441 --> 00:03:34,449 is you actually believe that. 80 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,940 Thank you. 81 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,027 ♪ Theme Song... ---> 82 00:03:39,113 --> 00:03:42,472 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 83 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:46,534 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 84 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,730 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 85 00:03:47,816 --> 00:03:50,738 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 86 00:03:50,824 --> 00:03:52,686 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 87 00:03:52,772 --> 00:03:55,389 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 88 00:03:55,474 --> 00:03:57,667 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 89 00:03:57,753 --> 00:03:59,277 ♪ Bang! ♪ *THE BIG BANG THEORY* 90 00:03:59,386 --> 00:04:01,777 Season 12 Episode 16 Episode Title: "The D & D Vortex" 91 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:09,696 Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. 92 00:04:09,805 --> 00:04:11,370 Wil Wheaton. 93 00:04:17,729 --> 00:04:19,339 Wil Wheaton. 94 00:04:19,573 --> 00:04:21,003 Wil Wheaton. 95 00:04:21,456 --> 00:04:22,949 Wil Wheaton. 96 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:27,058 Now's not a good time, Sheldon. 97 00:04:27,285 --> 00:04:29,558 - For what? - You. 98 00:04:30,316 --> 00:04:32,363 I need to apologize. 99 00:04:32,449 --> 00:04:34,366 - Apology accepted. - Wil, come on, 100 00:04:34,452 --> 00:04:36,030 I cast fireball, you need to roll 101 00:04:36,116 --> 00:04:37,209 your dexterity save. 102 00:04:37,295 --> 00:04:38,645 I'll be right there. 103 00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:40,623 Are you playing Dungeons & Dragons? 104 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:42,545 - No. - Would you hurry up, man, 105 00:04:42,631 --> 00:04:45,991 the map says this dungeon's full of dragons. 106 00:04:47,046 --> 00:04:50,464 - Still no. - Who are you playing with? 107 00:04:50,649 --> 00:04:53,100 Ugh... it's just some friends, you don't know them. 108 00:04:53,186 --> 00:04:54,600 Wheaton, get back here. 109 00:04:54,686 --> 00:04:56,170 Hobgoblins are at the gate, 110 00:04:56,256 --> 00:04:59,452 and you're at the door buying Girl Scout Cookies. 111 00:05:01,608 --> 00:05:03,741 - Is that William Shat...? - Nope. 112 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,459 Hey, you guys want to read my fan fiction mash-up, 113 00:05:10,545 --> 00:05:12,905 "Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"? 114 00:05:13,787 --> 00:05:15,577 - Nope. - No. - Certainly not. 115 00:05:15,688 --> 00:05:17,311 You don't even know what it's about. 116 00:05:17,397 --> 00:05:18,741 Is it about a superhero 117 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:20,511 who finds her voice by doing stand-up? 118 00:05:20,619 --> 00:05:23,653 That's so much better than what I had. 119 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:27,291 Mine is just a Jewish girl that flies. 120 00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:30,248 I'd read that. 121 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,944 Guys, guys, Wil Wheaton 122 00:05:33,031 --> 00:05:35,148 hosts a secret celebrity D&D game. 123 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:36,518 - How do you know? - Who was there? 124 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,061 Why are you damp? 125 00:05:38,827 --> 00:05:40,498 I was trying to peek in Wil's window, 126 00:05:40,584 --> 00:05:42,034 and he turned the sprinklers on. 127 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:45,420 Oh, that means they must be really famous. 128 00:05:45,506 --> 00:05:47,506 I'm almost positive I heard William Shatner. 129 00:05:47,592 --> 00:05:49,678 I wonder who else is playing. 130 00:05:49,764 --> 00:05:53,498 I-I bet we can use graph theory to determine who Wil knows 131 00:05:53,584 --> 00:05:55,825 - and who is likely to play D&D. - Yes. 132 00:05:55,911 --> 00:05:57,014 Okay, 133 00:05:57,115 --> 00:06:01,232 obviously he's connected to the whole Next Gen cast... 134 00:06:01,497 --> 00:06:03,912 So this is the rest of our night, huh? 135 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:06,394 Oh, no, 136 00:06:06,498 --> 00:06:08,412 this is the rest of our lives. 137 00:06:10,229 --> 00:06:14,577 And Josh Brolin gets you to every Avenger. 138 00:06:15,381 --> 00:06:16,803 Kevin Smith's in this article 139 00:06:16,889 --> 00:06:18,209 about celebrities who play D&D. 140 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,592 Oh! A-And he was on Wil's podcast, 141 00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:21,780 so they know each other. 142 00:06:21,866 --> 00:06:24,084 G-Go on his Instagram, see if you can find anything. 143 00:06:24,224 --> 00:06:26,264 Yeah, he-he posted something an hour ago: 144 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:27,803 "#GameNight." 145 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:30,248 That looks like Wil's house. 146 00:06:30,616 --> 00:06:32,033 William Shatner, 147 00:06:32,119 --> 00:06:34,108 Kevin Smith... Who else could be there? 148 00:06:34,202 --> 00:06:36,866 Do you see what I see over his shoulder? 149 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,264 Is that a ghost? 150 00:06:40,712 --> 00:06:42,646 I think it's Stuart. 151 00:06:45,295 --> 00:06:48,390 That is Stuart. What-What's he doing there? 152 00:06:48,623 --> 00:06:50,392 Maybe he died in Wil's house 153 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,772 and he can't leave until he solves his own murder. 154 00:06:54,472 --> 00:06:57,723 Why would Wil invite Stuart and not us? 155 00:06:58,199 --> 00:06:59,850 I know the answer. Yeah. 156 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:01,569 We all know the answer. 157 00:07:16,563 --> 00:07:17,725 Hey, guys. 158 00:07:17,811 --> 00:07:19,709 You're home late. 159 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:21,881 Uh, yeah. 160 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:25,825 I had a crazy night. I went to the pharmacy. 161 00:07:26,182 --> 00:07:29,233 I like to be there when the new decongestants drop. 162 00:07:29,864 --> 00:07:31,699 Cut the crap. We know where you were. 163 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,911 We know what you were doing. 164 00:07:32,997 --> 00:07:36,270 Yeah, I just told you. I was at CVS breathing my ass off. 165 00:07:36,388 --> 00:07:37,734 Oh, you were breathing, all right. 166 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:40,563 You were breathing the rarefied air of celebrities. 167 00:07:40,649 --> 00:07:41,578 I don't know what you're talking about. 168 00:07:41,664 --> 00:07:42,813 Then why are you trembling? 169 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:44,493 I'm always trembling. 170 00:07:44,742 --> 00:07:46,421 We know you were at Wil's D&D game. 171 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:47,556 We saw you on Instagram. 172 00:07:47,642 --> 00:07:49,679 We just want to know how you got invited. 173 00:07:50,468 --> 00:07:53,554 I can't talk about it or they won't invite me back next week. 174 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:55,147 So there's another game next week. 175 00:07:55,233 --> 00:07:56,827 No, I didn't mean to say that. 176 00:07:56,928 --> 00:07:59,054 - Who's in it? - I can't tell you! 177 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:00,921 - How do we get invited? - I don't know! 178 00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:04,085 How many hit dice are they playing the wereboar as having? 179 00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:08,015 12d8 + 24... I mean, I don't know! 180 00:08:14,696 --> 00:08:16,577 - Hey, Stuart. - I don't want to play anymore. 181 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,084 It's too much pressure. 182 00:08:18,828 --> 00:08:21,584 - Why, what happened? - I've-I've said too much. 183 00:08:21,686 --> 00:08:23,436 You haven't said anything. 184 00:08:23,841 --> 00:08:26,319 Not to you, to them. Who's them? 185 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:28,983 Ah! Now I have said too much! 186 00:08:32,866 --> 00:08:34,428 But y-you blocked your number, right? 187 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,630 Relax, 188 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,225 this is not my first creepy phone call. 189 00:08:39,092 --> 00:08:42,920 It's like riding a bike... slowly past a girl's house. 190 00:08:44,602 --> 00:08:45,787 Hello. 191 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,717 Wil, Bill Shatner here. 192 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,717 Is this Howard? 193 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,258 Of course not. It-It's Shatner. 194 00:08:56,532 --> 00:09:00,117 If you don't believe me, ask my good friend, Christopher Walken. 195 00:09:00,288 --> 00:09:02,972 Hello, Bill and I are just 196 00:09:03,058 --> 00:09:04,672 hanging out... 197 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,392 at The Polo Lounge. 198 00:09:08,492 --> 00:09:11,982 Mr. Shatner, Mr. Walken, here are your martinis. 199 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:13,390 What are you doing? 200 00:09:13,475 --> 00:09:15,889 - I'm filling out the world. - You're ruining it. 201 00:09:15,975 --> 00:09:18,422 - No, he's not. - Thanks, Wil. 202 00:09:26,439 --> 00:09:28,751 Sheldon, why are you walking everywhere? Just get a horse. 203 00:09:28,864 --> 00:09:31,259 I had a horse. It got hit by a train. 204 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:33,267 Get another one. 205 00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:34,829 I can't just replace Chauncey. 206 00:09:34,915 --> 00:09:36,697 I'm still in the grieving process. 207 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:40,970 Hey. 208 00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:43,509 Hey, Leonard, I have an opening in my D&D game next week, 209 00:09:43,595 --> 00:09:45,685 and I was wondering if you were interested in playing. 210 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,401 Well, yes, thank you. 211 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,642 Okay, great. 212 00:09:48,728 --> 00:09:50,947 Now, here's the thing, you can't tell anyone. 213 00:09:51,164 --> 00:09:52,847 I'm serious, not Howard, not Raj, 214 00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:54,641 and certainly not Sheldon. 215 00:09:54,742 --> 00:09:55,891 Okay. 216 00:09:55,977 --> 00:09:57,885 I'm really sorry to put you in a position where you have to lie 217 00:09:57,970 --> 00:09:59,876 to your friends... See you there! 218 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,552 You come face to face with a massive monster 219 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:05,852 with a gaping maw 220 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:10,791 full of teeth, three huge legs, and flailing tentacles. 221 00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:12,673 What do you do? 222 00:10:13,023 --> 00:10:16,751 Fellas, it looks like we're facing a, an otyugh. 223 00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:19,680 Here's the plan... 224 00:10:19,766 --> 00:10:21,391 Hold on there, Bill. 225 00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:24,095 Now what, Kareem? 226 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:30,227 How do we know it's not a Neo-otyugh? Same way I know the difference 227 00:10:30,313 --> 00:10:31,929 between an owlbear and a bugbear. 228 00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:34,053 Does that answer your question? 229 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,329 No. 230 00:10:39,422 --> 00:10:41,470 Look, there's one way to settle this: 231 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:43,345 we chop it up and look at the pieces. 232 00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:45,936 Oh, come on, why do you always got to attack everything? 233 00:10:46,014 --> 00:10:47,569 Why can't we just try talking to it? 234 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,764 Big surprise, Podcast here wants to talk. 235 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,006 What do you think, Leonard? 236 00:10:57,795 --> 00:11:00,835 I think this is the greatest day of my entire life. 237 00:11:01,599 --> 00:11:04,819 It's all right, buddy, one day you'll meet a girl. 238 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:12,935 Hey, how was your lecture? 239 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,946 Oh, it was so good. 240 00:11:15,031 --> 00:11:17,436 I-I-I mean, it-it started great, 241 00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:19,819 and then the, the middle was great, 242 00:11:19,905 --> 00:11:21,386 and then the ending was like... 243 00:11:21,471 --> 00:11:22,647 So great. 244 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:28,803 Leonard, if you went to House of Pies again, just say it. 245 00:11:29,712 --> 00:11:31,458 Wait, if you think I'm lying, 246 00:11:31,544 --> 00:11:32,600 why do you think I'm eating pies? 247 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,787 Why don't you think I'm... having an affair? 248 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:38,311 Listen, I-it's fine, just next time, bring me a slice. 249 00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:41,997 Okay, well, if you really want to know, 250 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,302 I'll tell you where I was. 251 00:11:43,388 --> 00:11:46,380 I was at Wil's D&D game, but that's all I can say. 252 00:11:46,468 --> 00:11:48,872 Oh, fun. Were there famous people there? 253 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,021 Ah, sorry, I-I-I can't tell you that. 254 00:11:52,451 --> 00:11:54,615 Okay, well, yes, 255 00:11:55,171 --> 00:11:58,701 but I-I-I-I can't tell you who. 256 00:11:58,895 --> 00:12:00,812 Well, no, I-I can tell you Shatner, 257 00:12:00,898 --> 00:12:03,091 but that's only because you already knew that one. 258 00:12:03,677 --> 00:12:05,419 Well, I'm glad you had fun. Yeah. 259 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:08,145 Ugh, I wish I could tell you who else was there. 260 00:12:09,217 --> 00:12:10,405 I can't, I promised. 261 00:12:10,491 --> 00:12:13,333 Yeah, if it makes you feel better, I couldn't care less. 262 00:12:14,261 --> 00:12:15,434 That's true, 263 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,784 you don't care, so there's no harm in telling you. 264 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,627 Okay, you really don't have to. 265 00:12:19,713 --> 00:12:22,112 All right, I'll tell you. Uh... 266 00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:24,479 Kevin Smith was there, 267 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:27,885 and-and, uh, this really tall guy named Kareem. 268 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,846 Wait-wait, K-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? 269 00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:34,268 I don't know, it was, uh, Kareem something Jabbar. 270 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,268 How do you know him? 271 00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:39,143 How do you not know him? 272 00:12:39,971 --> 00:12:42,100 Well, I know him now 'cause he was there. 273 00:12:42,185 --> 00:12:43,338 Wow. 274 00:12:43,424 --> 00:12:45,127 That is so cool. 275 00:12:45,213 --> 00:12:47,010 Oh, a-and that, uh, the guy that played 276 00:12:47,096 --> 00:12:48,683 the werewolf on-on True Blood, 277 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,520 he was there. Wh... Joe Manganiello? 278 00:12:51,684 --> 00:12:54,803 Uh, yeah. From Magic Mike? 279 00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:59,240 - What's that? - Oh! 280 00:12:59,857 --> 00:13:01,037 Okay, okay, 281 00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:05,349 did he look... like this? 282 00:13:05,699 --> 00:13:07,998 He had his clothes on, but, yeah. 283 00:13:09,768 --> 00:13:11,560 I can't believe you met Joe Manganiello. 284 00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:13,123 - Is he nice? - Oh, he's so nice. 285 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,732 I-I-I rolled my dice underneath the couch, 286 00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:18,459 and he just lifted it up, one hand. 287 00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:21,771 Oh, I-I bet he did. 288 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,389 Hi. Okay, can you guys keep a secret? 289 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:28,245 - Yeah. - Sure. 290 00:13:28,331 --> 00:13:30,037 Good, 'cause I can't. 291 00:13:30,123 --> 00:13:32,310 Leonard played Dungeons & Dragons 292 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,264 with the hot guy from Magic Mike. 293 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,709 - I never got to see that movie. - Seriously? 294 00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:39,146 Yeah, Howie made us leave 295 00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:41,623 as soon as he realized it wasn't about magic. 296 00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:46,014 Well, I have seen that movie one or seven times, 297 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,826 and trust me, it is magic. 298 00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:52,599 - Which guy? - That one. 299 00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,922 Abracadabra. 300 00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:59,318 Hey, you know what was fun? 301 00:13:59,412 --> 00:14:02,412 That time we played Dungeons & Dragons. 302 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:06,240 That was fun. We should play that more. 303 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,217 Sorry, what now? 304 00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:17,912 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 305 00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:20,415 Oh, I, uh, think Sheldon might have left something. 306 00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:21,741 Oh, you mean, besides his lunch? 307 00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:28,139 You are so funny, Wil. 308 00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:31,373 Ohh! We were just talking about how funny you are. 309 00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:33,514 Yeah, Leonard told you, didn't he? 310 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,017 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yup. - Yeah. 311 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:36,699 It's Manganiello? 312 00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:38,335 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 313 00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:39,917 Feel good about yourselves? 314 00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:42,154 - Nope. - No. - Yeah. 315 00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:46,773 - Oh, we're going with no? - No. 316 00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:51,342 Hey, guys. 317 00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:53,515 What are you smiling about? 318 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,499 What? This is my regular face. 319 00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:57,863 No, it's not. 320 00:14:57,949 --> 00:15:00,538 Y-Your regular face is more like this... 321 00:15:02,925 --> 00:15:07,695 No, no, I-it's-it's more in the eyebrows, like this... 322 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,159 Okay, make your jokes. 323 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,495 I'm still in a great mood. 324 00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:21,620 Hey. Wait, what? 325 00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:24,143 Why? 326 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:28,126 Oh, come on, but... 327 00:15:29,185 --> 00:15:32,112 O-Okay, fine. 328 00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:35,745 Huh, Raj was right, it is more in the eyebrows. 329 00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:38,190 What was that all about? 330 00:15:38,276 --> 00:15:40,440 Wil kicked me out of his D&D game. 331 00:15:41,383 --> 00:15:43,401 You were in Wil's D&D game? 332 00:15:43,487 --> 00:15:45,472 - With William Shatner? - And you didn't tell us? 333 00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:48,276 I'm sorry, Wil made me promise not to. 334 00:15:48,377 --> 00:15:49,595 I thought we were friends. 335 00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,432 Oh, come on, you guys would do the same 336 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,156 thing. No, we wouldn't! I told you when I was 337 00:15:54,242 --> 00:15:55,565 in spin class with Scarlett Johansson. 338 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,601 It didn't even turn out to be Scarlett Johansson. 339 00:15:57,687 --> 00:15:59,916 Well, that's her fault, not mine! 340 00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:01,885 It doesn't matter 341 00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:04,478 because Penny blabbed about it and now I'm out. 342 00:16:06,892 --> 00:16:09,156 So there's an open seat. 343 00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:11,894 Wil! Wil Wheaton! 344 00:16:12,128 --> 00:16:13,642 Open! Open! 345 00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:17,885 No. No. No. 346 00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,549 Hell no. 347 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,820 Look, we know Leonard is out. You need to fill a seat. 348 00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:24,424 It should be one of us. 349 00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:25,939 Or give me another chance. 350 00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:28,736 I think me and Joe Manganiello were really hitting it off. 351 00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:32,363 - Joe Manganiello was there? - From Magic Mike? 352 00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:34,752 You guys suck. 353 00:16:34,838 --> 00:16:37,213 Agreed. You guys suck. Let's go, Wil. 354 00:16:37,611 --> 00:16:38,719 No. 355 00:16:40,174 --> 00:16:41,439 All of you. 356 00:16:41,674 --> 00:16:43,236 You're just trying to use me 357 00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:45,072 to get close to my famous friends. 358 00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:46,844 Do you know how that makes me feel? 359 00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:49,080 Flattered? 360 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,082 Used. 361 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:52,823 I was gonna guess that. 362 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,167 One of the worst things about being a celebrity 363 00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:59,538 is you never know if people like you for you. 364 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,507 Well, thanks for letting me know. 365 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,431 You're right, that was really crappy of us. 366 00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:10,919 Yeah, I guess we just got caught up in the excitement. 367 00:17:11,158 --> 00:17:14,009 We're sorry, Wil. We do like you for you. 368 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:15,560 And if it makes you feel 369 00:17:15,646 --> 00:17:18,568 any better, I don't even really consider you a celebrity. 370 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,060 Should we go or do you want to wait for the sprinklers? 371 00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,138 Guys, I-I still feel a little bad about Wil. 372 00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:35,404 Me, too. 373 00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:38,803 Yeah. We should invite him to come play with us. 374 00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:40,775 Ask him to bring some chips 375 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,131 because we're all out. 376 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,379 Hey, Wil, this is Leonard. 377 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,613 Make it Bugles. 378 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,056 No, no, no, no, no, pretzel sticks. 379 00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:48,719 No, no, no, Bugles. 380 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,619 We're gonna play some D&D 381 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,056 and thought you might want to join us. 382 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,189 Thank you, Leonard, but actually 383 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,890 I can't do it tonight. 384 00:17:56,071 --> 00:17:57,664 Uh, how about another time? 385 00:17:58,079 --> 00:17:59,969 Okay, great. Thanks. Bye. 386 00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:02,711 Okay, where were we? 387 00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:09,938 I was about to go all Wrath of Khan on the ogres. 388 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:11,739 Oh, man, that's it. 389 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,899 Put another dollar in the Star Trek jar, Bill. 390 00:18:15,422 --> 00:18:17,125 Worth it. 391 00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:22,305 Speaking of putting dollars in things... 392 00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,518 I loved you in Magic Mike. 393 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,618 Thanks. 394 00:18:30,704 --> 00:18:32,399 Switch places with me. 395 00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,155 Are we playing musical chairs 396 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,399 or Dungeons & Dragons? 397 00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:40,903 Yeah, let's teach that ogre what my broadsword tastes like. 398 00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:43,704 I like your moxie. 399 00:18:44,649 --> 00:18:47,704 Aw, and I like your grandpa words. 400 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,821 My dad and I watched you win back-to-back championships. 401 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,727 And I watched you sniff Joe's hair when he wasn't looking. 402 00:19:04,615 --> 00:19:07,261 Thank you again for inviting us, and don't worry, 403 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,079 we won't tell the guys. 404 00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:11,125 You know what, why don't you tell the guys? 405 00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:13,039 In fact, let's all take a picture 406 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:14,719 and send it to them right now. 407 00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:22,001 That's weird. 408 00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,329 We deserve that. 409 00:19:29,414 --> 00:19:31,648 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 410 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,695 Sync corrections by srjanapala