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Checkmate.
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- Again?
- Obviously,
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you're not well suited
for three-dimensional chess.
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Perhaps three-dimensional Candy Land
would be more your speed.
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Just reset the board.
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It must be humbling to suck
on so many different levels.
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Hey, guys.
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- Did you get my mail?
- Yeah, right here.
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- How was Nebraska?
- Well, better than North Dakota.
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I guess that joke's
only funny in Nebraska.
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From the data at hand,
you really can't draw that conclusion.
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All you can say with absolute certainty
is that that joke is not funny here.
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Boy, it's good to be back.
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- How's your family?
- It was the worst trip.
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Everyone got sick over the weekend.
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- Sick?
- Here we go.
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What kind of sick?
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The flu, I guess.
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I don't need you to guess.
I need you to know.
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Now, when did the symptoms
first appear?
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Maybe Friday.
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Friday.
Was that morning or afternoon?
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I- I don't...
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Think, woman.
Who blew their nose and when?
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Sheldon, relax.
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She doesn't have any symptoms.
I'm sure she's not contagious.
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Oh, please.
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If influenza was only contagious
after symptoms appear,
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it would have died out
thousands of years ago.
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Somewhere between tool using
and cave painting,
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homo habilis would have figured out
how to kill the guy with the runny nose.
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Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon.
He's a bit of a germaphobe.
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It's okay. I understand.
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Thanks for your consideration.
Now please leave.
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You'd better go before he starts
spraying you with Lysol.
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Okay. Well, thank you
for getting my mail.
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No problem. Welcome home.
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What?!
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Episode 111 :
The Pancake Batter Anomaly
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Transcript : swsub.com
Synchro : Jesslataree, Sixe
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm making petri dishes
to grow throat cultures.
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With lime Jell-O?
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I need a growth medium,
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and someone polished off
the apricot yogurt.
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Here,
swab my throat.
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I don't think so.
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If I'm going to get ahead of this thing,
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I need to find out what's
growing in my throat.
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Sheldon, you are not sick.
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This is, but you are not.
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We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid
she has introduced into our environment.
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For having never been to Nebraska,
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I'm fairly certain that
I have no corn-husking antibodies.
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Sheldon, don't you think
you're overreacting?
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When I'm lying comatose in a hospital
relying on inferior minds to cure me,
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these Jell-O cultures
and my accompanying notes
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will give them a fighting chance.
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- I'm going back to bed.
- Wait.
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- Put this in the bathroom.
- What for?
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I need to measure my fluid
intake and output
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to make sure my kidneys
aren't shutting down.
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I mixed pancake batter in this!
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No, that measuring cup
has always been for urine.
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You had time to make a label
for everything in this apartment
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including the label maker,
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but you didn't have ten seconds
to make one that said "urine cup"?
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It's right here on the bottom.
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I guess I owe the Betty Crocker
Company a letter of apology.
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Oh, dear God.
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Leonard, I'm sick!
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Leonard, I'm sick!
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Leonard, my comforter fell down,
and my sinuses hurt when I bend over.
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- Hey!
- Leonard, where are you?
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I'm at work.
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At 6:30 in the morning?
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On Sunday?
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- Why?
- They asked me to come in.
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I didn't hear the phone ring.
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They texted me.
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Well, as I predicted,
I am sick.
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My fever has been tracking up
exponentially since 2:00 a.m.,
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and I am producing sputum
at an alarming rate.
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No kidding?
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No, not only that,
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it has shifted from clear
to milky green.
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All right,
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get some rest
and drink plenty of fluids.
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What else would I drink,
gases, solids, ionized plasma?
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Drink whatever you want.
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- I want soup.
- Then make soup.
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We don't have soup.
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I'm at work, Sheldon.
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Is that a dog?
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In the lab?
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They're training dogs
to operate the centrifuge
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for when they need dogs to...
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operate the centrifuge
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for blind scientists.
I have to go.
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Howard, it's the phone!
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I know it's the phone, Ma,
I hear the phone!
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Well, who's calling
at this ungodly hour?!
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I don't know!
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Well, ask them why they're calling
at this ungodly hour!
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How can I ask them
when I'm talking to you?!
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Hello.
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It's Leonard.
Code milky green.
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Dear Lord, not milky green.
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Affirmative. With fever.
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Who's
on the phone?!
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It's Leonard!
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Why is he calling?!
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Sheldon's sick!
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Were you playing with him?!
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For God's sake, Ma,
I'm 26 years old!
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Excuse me,
Mr. Grownup!
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What do you want for breakfast?!
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Chocolate milk and Eggos,
please!
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- Listen to me.
- Hang on. Call waiting.
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No, don't...!
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Hello.
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Howard, I'm sick.
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Howard's sleeping.
This is his mother!
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Why are you calling
at this ungodly hour?
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I need soup.
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Then call your own mother!
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It was Sheldon.
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- I tried to stop you.
- It's my own fault.
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I forgot the protocol we put in place
after The Great Ear Infection of '06.
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Call Koothrappali.
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We need to find a place to lay low
for the next 18 to 24 hours.
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Stand by.
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Ma, can my friends come over?
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I just had
the carpet steamed!
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That's a negatory.
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But there's a Planet of The Apes
marathon at the NuArt today.
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Five movies, two hours apiece..
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it's a start.
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Homeless, crazy guy at table 18.
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No, just crazy.
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Sheldon, what are you doing here?
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I'm sick.
Thank you very much.
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How could you have gotten if from me?
I'm not sick.
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You're a carrier.
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All these people here are doomed.
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You're doomed!
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Sheldon, what do you want?
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I want soup.
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Why didn't you...?
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Why didn't you just have soup at home?
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Penny, I have an IQ of 187.
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Don't you imagine that
if there were a way for me
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to have had soup at home,
I would have thought of it?
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You can have soup delivered.
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00:10:10,036 --> 00:10:11,364
I did not think of that.
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Clearly, febrile delirium
is setting in.
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Please bring me some soup
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while I still understand
what a spoon is for.
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What kind of soup do you want?
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00:10:22,577 --> 00:10:25,436
Well, my mother used
to make me this split pea
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with little frankfurter slices
and these homemade croutons.
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We have chicken, tortilla
and potato leek.
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Could I get any of those
with little frankfurter slices
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and homemade croutons?
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Then surprise me.
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Would you call that
"moss green" or "forest green"?
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00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,571
Look at this.
Everyone went chimp.
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I'd like to point out
that I voted for orangutan,
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but you shouted me down.
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00:11:20,824 --> 00:11:22,602
- Hi, Penny.
- Hey, where are you?
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I'm... at work.
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You sound funny.
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00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:30,956
Look. I'm...
I'm in a radiation suit.
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- What's up?
- I'm at work, too,
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00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:37,056
and you'll never guess who's here
infecting my entire station.
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00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:38,994
Sheldon's at the Cheesecake Factory.
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00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:42,432
- Just tell him to go home.
- He won't leave.
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He's afraid he'll pass out on the bus,
and someone will harvest his organs.
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00:11:47,691 --> 00:11:50,123
He's paranoid,
and he's established a nest.
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00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:52,757
Can you please come get him?
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00:11:54,078 --> 00:11:55,844
Yeah, I'd be happy to.
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Oh, my God, there's a breach
in the radiation unit!
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00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:03,690
The whole city is in jeopardy!
Oh, my God!
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00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,354
The containment vessel's melting.
Gotta go. Bye!
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I feel really guilty.
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00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,146
You did what you had to do.
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00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,979
Take your stinking paws off my popcorn,
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you damn dirty ape!
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Thanks for bringing me home.
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00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:29,023
It's okay.
I didn't really need to work today.
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It's not like I have rent
or car payments or anything.
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Good, good.
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Okay, well, you feel better.
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Wait!
Where are you going?
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Home...
to write some bad checks.
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00:12:45,552 --> 00:12:47,219
You're going to leave me?
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00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:50,523
Sheldon, you are a grown man.
Haven't you ever been sick before?
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00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:53,304
Of course, but not by myself.
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00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:55,729
Really? Never?
200
00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:58,312
Well, once, when I was 15,
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spending the summer at the Heidelberg
Institute in Germany.
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00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,119
Studying abroad?
203
00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:05,288
No. Visiting professor.
204
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,363
Anyway, the local cuisine was
a little more sausage-based
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00:13:10,483 --> 00:13:13,987
than I'm used to, and the result
was an internal Blitzkrieg,
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00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:17,323
with my lower intestine playing
the part of Czechoslovakia.
207
00:13:18,457 --> 00:13:21,136
And there was no one there
to take care of you?
208
00:13:21,297 --> 00:13:24,356
My Mom had to fly
back to Texas to help my Dad,
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00:13:24,476 --> 00:13:27,926
because the house had slipped off
the cinder blocks again.
210
00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:31,149
- Again?
- It was tornado season.
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00:13:31,474 --> 00:13:33,274
And it was an aluminum house.
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00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:38,685
The housekeeper in the faculty residence
didn't speak any English.
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00:13:38,982 --> 00:13:41,288
When I finally managed
to convince her I was sick,
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00:13:41,408 --> 00:13:44,092
she said, "Möchtest du
eine Darmspülung?"
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00:13:45,321 --> 00:13:46,622
What does that mean?
216
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,866
Based on what happened next,
I assume it means,
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00:13:48,986 --> 00:13:50,500
"Would you like an enema?"
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00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,350
Okay, sweetie.
I'll take care of you.
219
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,929
What do you need?
220
00:13:58,015 --> 00:14:00,837
My Mom used to give me sponge baths.
221
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:10,021
Okay, ground rules: no sponge baths,
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00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,165
and definitely no enemas.
223
00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:14,028
Agreed.
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00:14:19,184 --> 00:14:20,222
Here we go.
225
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:23,179
Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y goodness.
226
00:14:26,188 --> 00:14:27,858
Damn it, my glasses.
227
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,748
Okay, I'm blind here, guys.
Can you help me find them?
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00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:33,218
- Sorry.
- Okay.
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00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:37,923
Found them.
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00:14:39,915 --> 00:14:40,865
Oh, great.
231
00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:42,820
I'm sorry.
Don't you have a spare?
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00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:43,957
Yeah, at home.
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00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:45,190
If you leave now,
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00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:49,028
you can be back before the gorillas
rip the crap out of Charlton Heston.
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00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,638
Unless Sheldon's there,
in which case, you'll be trapped forever
236
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,188
in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot web.
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00:15:02,594 --> 00:15:03,794
Hi. Penny?
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00:15:04,345 --> 00:15:07,396
I was just wondering,
is Sheldon still at the restaurant?
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00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:12,350
Okay, that was very nice of you.
Okay, I gotta go.
240
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:15,418
Got kind of a full-blown
Chernobyl thing here. Gotta go, bye.
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00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:18,088
He's home.
I'm screwed.
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00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,766
Ten-and-a-half hours
of ape-y blurriness.
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00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,604
How about Lasik?
244
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,349
You want me to get eye surgery?
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00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,701
Would you rather go home
and deal with Sheldon,
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00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:35,605
or have a stranger carve out
your corneas with a laser beam?
247
00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:39,883
- Well?
- I'm thinking.
248
00:15:42,056 --> 00:15:44,656
Okay, nice and cozy.
249
00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:46,898
Okay? I'll see you later.
250
00:15:47,018 --> 00:15:47,829
Wait.
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00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:51,469
Will you please
rub this on my chest?
252
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Sheldon,
can't you do that yourself?
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00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:57,935
VapoRub makes
my hands smell funny.
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00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:02,198
- But, Sheldon...
- Please, please, please?
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00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,597
I can't believe I'm doing this.
256
00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:17,811
No, no. Counterclockwise,
or my chest hair mats.
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00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:21,754
Sorry.
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00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:29,004
Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
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00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:32,329
What?
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00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,998
My Mom used to sing it
to me when I was sick.
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- Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.
- I'll teach you.
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Soft kitty, warm kitty,
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Little ball of fur
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Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
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purr, purr, purr
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Now you.
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Soft kitty,
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00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:08,988
Warm kitty...
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Little ball of fur
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Keep rubbing.
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Little ball of fur
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00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,604
What do you see? I can't.
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00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:38,427
The living room appears to be empty.
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00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,198
He must be in his bedroom.
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00:17:40,318 --> 00:17:43,328
My spare glasses are in my bedroom,
on my dresser,
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next to my bat signal.
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00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,904
I'm not going in there.
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00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,072
- Raj?
- No way, Jose.
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00:17:51,525 --> 00:17:53,625
But I can't do it.
I can't see anything.
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00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:56,721
It's all right. Wireless minicam
and Bluetooth headset.
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00:17:57,289 --> 00:17:59,040
We'll be your eyes.
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00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:00,968
Fine.
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00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,544
One more thing.
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00:18:03,045 --> 00:18:06,321
This is a subsonic impact sensor.
285
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,744
If Sheldon gets out of bed
and starts to walk,
286
00:18:09,864 --> 00:18:12,387
this device will register it
and send a signal to the laptop.
287
00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:14,865
At that point,
based on the geography of the apartment
288
00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:16,762
and the ambulatory speed
of a sick Sheldon,
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00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:19,961
you'll have 7 seconds to get out,
glasses or no glasses.
290
00:18:20,263 --> 00:18:21,980
Won't my footsteps set it off?
291
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:24,642
No. You'll be on
your hands and knees.
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00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:27,444
You'll need to get the sensor
as close as you can to Sheldon's room.
293
00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:30,322
How do I carry it
if I'm on my hands and knees?
294
00:18:35,672 --> 00:18:36,661
Stay low.
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00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,667
Bear left.
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00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,290
- Now keep true.
- What?
297
00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:44,627
- It means "go straight."
- Then just say, "Go straight."
298
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,495
You don't say, "Go straight."
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00:18:46,615 --> 00:18:48,924
When you're giving bearings,
you say, "Keep true."
300
00:18:49,721 --> 00:18:50,856
All right.
301
00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,473
I just hit my head.
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00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,017
Because you didn't keep true.
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00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:03,257
Okay, turn right.
304
00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:06,460
The picture's breaking up.
305
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:08,484
Angle your head to the right.
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00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,185
Now, a little more.
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00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:12,893
Little more.
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00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:15,910
That's it.
Now, just keep true.
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00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:22,718
You're close enough to Sheldon's room.
Deploy the sensor.
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00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:25,706
Now, turn it on.
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00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,652
It wasn't on?
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00:19:28,904 --> 00:19:30,799
Then why did I have to crawl?
313
00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:33,875
No, I guess you didn't.
314
00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:38,819
Okay, it's on.
315
00:19:38,939 --> 00:19:41,943
Good. From this point forward,
you will have to crawl.
316
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:44,902
I know.
317
00:19:48,794 --> 00:19:51,653
Hang on, the sensor's picking up
something. Turn your head back.
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00:19:58,337 --> 00:19:59,683
You rat bastard.
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00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:04,037
Told you the sensor would work.
320
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,078
You deliberately stuck me
with Sheldon.
321
00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:11,839
Come on, I had to.
You see what he's like?
322
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,134
Penny, I'm hungry.
323
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,512
It's okay, sweetie.
Good news! Leonard's home!
324
00:20:18,578 --> 00:20:20,098
Here you go.
Good luck. Bye.
325
00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:23,351
Leonard! I'm hungry!
326
00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:25,474
Penny, take me with you!
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00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:37,288
I want grilled cheese.
328
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:57,732
Do you think Penny will come here
and take care of us?
329
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,825
I don't think Penny's
ever coming here again.
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00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:07,103
I'm very congested.
331
00:21:09,465 --> 00:21:10,698
Yeah? So?
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00:21:11,101 --> 00:21:12,611
Could you go to the kitchen
333
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,556
and get me the turkey baster
labeled "mucous"?
334
00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:21,118
If I stand, I'll vomit.
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00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:25,074
Under the sink,
yellow Tupper Ware bowl.