1 00:00:02,030 --> 00:00:05,200 Worst. renaissance. fair. ever. 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,930 Please let it go, sheldon. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,100 It was rife with historical inaccuracies. 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,030 For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead. 5 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,300 Her costume was obviously germanic. 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,330 But in 1487, the bavarian purity laws, 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,930 Or "reinheitsgebot," 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,360 Severely limited the availability of mead. 9 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,460 At best, they would have had some sort of spiced wine. 10 00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:27,960 You're nitpicking. 11 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:29,460 Oh, really? 12 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,460 Well here is another nit for you.The flagons 13 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:33,800 Would not have been made of polypropylene. 14 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:37,600 Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy. 15 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,360 They're about taking chubby girls who work at kinko's 16 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:42,300 And lacing them up in corsets so tight 17 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,000 Their bosom jumps out and says, "howdy." 18 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:48,730 Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century. 19 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,230 If anything, they would've said, "huzzah." 20 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:53,560 I don't care what the bosoms say, sheldon. 21 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:56,300 I just want to be part of the conversation. 22 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,200 Hi, guys. 23 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:00,460 Looks like you've been to the renaissance fair... 24 00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:02,630 I'm hoping. 25 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:04,160 Renaissance fair? 26 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,400 More of a medieval, slash, age of enlightenment, 27 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:09,660 Slash, any-excuse- to-wear-a-codpiece fair. 28 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,030 Okay, fine, whatever. 29 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,400 You guys, this is my friend eric. 30 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,530 So, yeah, good to see you. 31 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,260 It's good to see you, too. 32 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,100 We should probably go. 33 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,930 Bye, guys. 34 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,300 I like your hat. 35 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,860 Thanks, my mom made it. 36 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,600 Penny with a new guy, tres awkward. 37 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:42,460 It wasn't awkward. 38 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,560 It wasn't fun. 39 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:46,160 Besides, what's the big deal? 40 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:49,060 We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on. 41 00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:50,260 By moving on, 42 00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:52,100 Do you mean she's going out with other men 43 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,230 And you spent the afternoon 44 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,760 Making 15th-century soap with wolowitz? 45 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,630 That was not 15th century soap. 46 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,630 My god, those people need to learn 47 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,830 You can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything you want 48 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:04,930 And expect to get away with it. 49 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,100 Can we please just go in? 50 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,260 My chain mail's stuck in my underwear. 51 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,130 You're wearing modern underwear? 52 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,930 Relatively modern. 53 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,300 Why, what are you wearing? 54 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,300 I fashioned historically accurate undergarments 55 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,260 Out of linen. 56 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:22,760 You went out and bought linen? 57 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:24,930 Don't be silly-- I borrowed one of your pillowcases. 58 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:30,660 Borrowed? 59 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,160 You know what,I'm happy that Penny's moving on. 60 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:57,200 It gives me the freedom to move on myself. 61 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,530 Are you saying that you've been holding back? 62 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,600 Of course. 63 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,060 Out of respect. 64 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:08,230 So, how do you explain the ten years before penny? 65 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,900 Who were you respecting then? 66 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,130 Well, I've dated plenty of women. 67 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,000 There was joyce kim... 68 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:19,730 Leslie winkle... 69 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,630 Notify the editors of the oxford english dictionary. 70 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:25,560 The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two." 71 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:29,600 What about that girl last year at comic-con? 72 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:30,630 Doesn't count. 73 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,830 Why not? 74 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,460 What happens in costume at comic-con 75 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:35,560 Stays at comic-con. 76 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:36,660 You're only saying that 77 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:38,160 Because of what happened to you. 78 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:39,230 What happened to you? 79 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,800 Nothing happened to me. 80 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:42,630 It wasn't your fault, raj. 81 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,860 He was dressed as a green orion slave girl. 82 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,700 How did we get on me?! 83 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,030 We were mocking leonard for not moving on. 84 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,630 Dude, you have totally not moved on. 85 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,000 Yes, I have. 86 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,800 It's just a matter of actually making 87 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,760 A date with someone. like who? 88 00:03:57,830 --> 00:04:00,560 Well... there's joyce kim. 89 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:03,130 But she defected back to north korea, 90 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:07,360 So that's a little geographically undesirable. 91 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:08,700 What about leslie winkle? 92 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,960 Oh, no. why? 93 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,900 Her research methodology is sloppy, 94 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,630 She's unjustifiably arrogant about loop quantum gravity, 95 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:19,060 And to make matters worse, she's often mean to me. 96 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:21,930 I think she's smoking hot. 97 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,100 I'd hit that. 98 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,360 You'd hit particulate soil 99 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:28,760 In a colloidal suspension. 100 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,360 Mud. 101 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:34,160 Look, I like leslie, but she's not interested 102 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:37,960 In dating as much as using men as tools for stress release. 103 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:40,000 Yeah, so? be a tool. 104 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:44,300 Go get yourself a little rebound "stress release." 105 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,460 Technically, it would only be rebound if he and penny 106 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:48,360 Had actually engaged in physical intimacy. 107 00:04:48,430 --> 00:04:51,700 You mean like you and richard the slave girl? 108 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,730 I bought him dinner and we kissed once! 109 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,900 That was it. 110 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,960 And he told me his name was kimberly. 111 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,930 You know how I know we're not in the matrix? 112 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,360 How? 113 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:16,130 If we were, the food would be better. 114 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,160 Hey, Leonard. 115 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,260 Hey, Leslie. 116 00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:21,260 Hey, dummy. 117 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:22,760 Hello, to you... 118 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:25,700 Insufficiently intelligent person. 119 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,960 Ooh, rush me to the burn unit. 120 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:32,830 Hey, Leonard, do you have a second? 121 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,260 -I need to ask you something. -sure. 122 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,460 Well, if you'll excuse me, 123 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:38,730 I'm going to go do work that promises 124 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,760 Significant results, as opposed to what you do... 125 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,830 Which does not. 126 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,730 Yeah, you heard me. 127 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:04,530 So, I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground 128 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,400 Like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory. 129 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:09,860 Where did you hear that? 130 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:12,800 Actually, I read it. Wolowitz texted me. 131 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:17,030 "like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory," yeah. 132 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,160 I thought it was a pretty good one. I gave him an lol. 133 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,600 Anyway, it got me thinking. 134 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,000 Now that you're unattached, 135 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:26,560 Maybe we can revisit our previous attachment. 136 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:30,160 Are you suggesting another bout of stress release? 137 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:31,760 No, I'm all done with casual sex. 138 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:33,060 From now on, I'm fully committed 139 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,900 To the traditional relationship paradigm. 140 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,100 Really? what changed? 141 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,630 It's hard to say. 142 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,200 I guess there's just a time in every woman's life 143 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:41,160 When she gets tired of waking up on a strange futon 144 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:44,060 With a bunch of people she doesn't know. 145 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:48,400 Yeah, I can see how that would-- a bunch of people? 146 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:50,260 Anyway, I figure it's time to slow things down 147 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:53,660 And who better to slow things down with than you? 148 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:56,630 Oh... I'm flattered. 149 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:01,260 So how do you suggest we proceed? 150 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,860 Your place, we'll order chinese, you'll rent a movie-- 151 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:06,130 Artsy, but accessible-- then light petting, no coitus. 152 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:09,700 Sounds fun. 153 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,200 I'll leave the details up to you. 154 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:14,000 I think it's better if you assume the male role. 155 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:17,630 Thank you, that's very thoughtful. 156 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,760 Great. 157 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,630 Call me. 158 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,530 Great news. 159 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,000 My mom sent me my old nintendo 64. 160 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:36,000 -Terrific -you know what this means, don't you? 161 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:37,530 Break out the red bull, 162 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,960 It's time to rock mario, old school. 163 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,300 I kind of have other plans tonight. 164 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,500 But it's friday. 165 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,100 Friday's always vintage game night. 166 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,430 Look, mom included the memory card. 167 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,560 We can pick up right where I left off in 1999 168 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:52,800 When I had pernicious anemia. 169 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,960 Well, the thing is, someone's coming over. 170 00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:56,560 Okay, no problem. I have three controllers. 171 00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:58,730 The more the merrier. 172 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,060 Sheldon, it's a date. 173 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,230 I have a date coming over. 174 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,360 Well, you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion. 175 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:10,830 Why? what's so unusual about me having a date? 176 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,900 Well, statistically speaking... 177 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,730 All right, all right. 178 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,330 Well, nevertheles, I have one now 179 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,230 And I'd appreciate it if you would, you know, 180 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,500 Make yourself scarce. 181 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,130 Leonard, I'm a published theoretical physicist 182 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,530 With two doctorates and an iq 183 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,400 Which can't be accurely measured by normal tests. 184 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,460 How much scarcer could I be? 185 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,030 You know what I mean. 186 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,500 Could you just give us a little privacy? 187 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,760 -You want me to leave the apartment? -yes. 188 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:36,260 You mean, just go someplace else and be... 189 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:38,030 Someplace else? 190 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,730 Yes. 191 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,630 Well, why should I leave? this is my apartment, too. 192 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,430 I know it is, and if science ever discovers a second member 193 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,500 Of your species and you two would like some privacy, 194 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,260 I'd be more than happy to get out of your way. 195 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,060 Well, all right then. 196 00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:59,800 Sheldon, what are you doing? 197 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:02,430 Playing super mario on a poorly coded 198 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,460 Nintendo 64 emulator. 199 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:07,760 Yeah, but why are you doing it on the stairs? 200 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,630 I am a modern day napoleon 201 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,800 Exiled to the elba of the staircase 202 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:14,830 Because Leonard, get this, has a date. 203 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:18,630 Oh. oh, well, good for him. 204 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,160 Yeah, but why are you sitting here? 205 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:21,560 Why don't you just go to a movie or something? 206 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,600 Alone? 207 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:25,600 Yeah, why not? 208 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:27,460 What if I choke on my popcorn? 209 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,660 Who will administer the heimlich maneuver? 210 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,930 Well, then don't order popcorn. 211 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 No popcorn at the mov... listen to yourself. 212 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,300 Why don't you go to a coffee shop? 213 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,330 I don't drink coffee. 214 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,500 They have other things. 215 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,430 What do they have? 216 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,000 I don't know. you know, cookies, pastries... 217 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:47,260 -Pastries such as bear claws? -Yeah, sure. 218 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,200 I don't like bear claws. 219 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,760 Hey, penny. 220 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:54,030 Dumbass. 221 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,930 Leslie winkle. 222 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,760 Of all the overrated physicists 223 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,430 In all the labs in all the world, 224 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,300 Why does it have to be leslie winkle? 225 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,430 Well, they have a lot in common. 226 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,860 I mean, they're both scientists. 227 00:10:06,930 --> 00:10:08,560 Oh, please. the only way she could make 228 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:10,030 A contribution to science would be 229 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,830 If they resumed sending chimps into space. 230 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,630 Okay, well, I have a date, too, 231 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,800 So I'll see ya. 232 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,630 Everybody has a date. 233 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:25,960 Even you, mario, going after princess peach. 234 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:27,460 And what am I doing? 235 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,530 I'm just enabling you. 236 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,030 Yeah, it's from chang's. 237 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,530 Not chow's? no, chang's. 238 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,530 What happened to chow's? 239 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,960 It changed. 240 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,360 So, how many children do you think we should have? 241 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,760 I'm sorry. that was a little abrupt. 242 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,230 A little? 243 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,260 I mean, there are so many things to talk about 244 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:55,430 Before we discuss reproduction. 245 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,760 I sure hope so. 246 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,430 Besides shortness, 247 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,200 What genetic weaknesses run in your family? 248 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,430 Sorry to interrupt. 249 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,830 Battery's dying. continue. 250 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,400 Uh, genetic weakness, right. 251 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,060 Uh, there's the lactose intolerance. 252 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,900 Don't forget the male-pattern baldness. 253 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,260 When his uncles sit around the dinner table, 254 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:19,900 They look like a half carton of eggs. 255 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,860 Okay, yeah, my uncles are bald, but my aunt edna 256 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:45,230 Is one of the hairiest women you'll ever meet, so... 257 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,600 Sweet lady. 258 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:51,100 Always tickles when she hugs me. 259 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:54,900 What now? 260 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,460 I have to make pee-pee. 261 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,160 Listen, I'm sorry about all of sheldon's interruptions. 262 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,100 He can be a bit of an eccentric. 263 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,430 If by "eccentric" you mean passive-aggressive 264 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,430 East texas blowhole, I agree. 265 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,130 I think tonight was a very good start. 266 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,400 Me, too. 267 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,100 Are you sure you're okay postponing intercourse 268 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,400 Until our relationship is past the initial viability test? 269 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:22,800 No, problem. 270 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,960 I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse. 271 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,200 I guess I'll call you 272 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:30,000 And we'll arrange another evening. 273 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,260 Yes, I believe protocol dictates that you wait a minimum 274 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:33,630 Of 18 hours before you call 275 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,460 So I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness. 276 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:37,660 Sure. 277 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,930 Again, it's your decision. you're the man. 278 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,330 It wasn't my cat. 279 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,700 It was an experiment 280 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,030 Designed by this guy named schroedinger. 281 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,100 From the charlie brown cartoons? 282 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,200 No, he was some kind of scientist. 283 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,830 Let me start again. 284 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,500 Oh, hey, leonard. 285 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,530 Hello. 286 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,530 Leslie. 287 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,930 Hi. 288 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,600 Okay, well, good night. 289 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:07,830 Okay, well, good night. 290 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,160 That ain't gonna make your point. 291 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,200 That's enough. 292 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,600 Call me. 293 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,600 Right. 294 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,060 Okay, good night. 295 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:37,930 Uh, what? 296 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,700 Had a great time. ciao. 297 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,430 I'm sorry, I am not going back to the renaissance fair. 298 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,960 Come on, sheldon. 299 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:51,400 There's so few places I can wear my jester costume. 300 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:54,330 I don't care. there are far too many historical anomalies 301 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,660 For my comfort. 302 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:57,330 Okay, how about this? 303 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,060 You can go dressed as a star trek science officer 304 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:04,060 Exploring a planet similar to earth in the 1500s. 305 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,860 You mean, like spock? 306 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,400 Sure. 307 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,900 Fascinating. 308 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,900 Hey, fellow scientists... 309 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,560 Sheldon. 310 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,130 Why don't we all move over there so leslie can join us? 311 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,460 Yeah, let's do it. 312 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,230 If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, 313 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,000 May I suggest one potato, two potato? 314 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,400 Or as I call it, 315 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:35,000 "The Leslie winkle experimental methodology." 316 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,100 Don't make this hard for me. 317 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,460 It's not hard. 318 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:42,500 It's simple. you can either sit with me, 319 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,030 Your friend, colleague and roommate 320 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,960 Or you can sit with an overrated scientist 321 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,230 You might have sex with. 322 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,260 You're right, it is simple. 323 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,630 Hey, sheldon. 324 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,000 Penny. 325 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,330 Third floor tonight-- mixing it up? 326 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,860 I still don't understand why 327 00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:08,130 You don't just go to dinner or something. 328 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,430 All right, 329 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,230 Let's say I go to dinner alone, 330 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,560 And during the meal, I have to use the restroom. 331 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:16,900 How do I know someone's not touching my food? 332 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,930 Good night, sheldon. 333 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,760 Penny, hold on. 334 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,360 Are you sure things can't work out with you and leonard? 335 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,630 Excuse me? 336 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,960 I'm just wondering 337 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,630 If you really gave it the old college try. 338 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,800 Or in your case, the old community college try. 339 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:40,860 Okay, where is this coming from? 340 00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:44,900 Leonard is upstairs right now with my archenemy. 341 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,660 Your archenemy? 342 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,460 Yes, the dr. doom to my mr. fantastic. 343 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,460 Dr. octopus to my spider-man, 344 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,300 The dr. sivana to my captain marvel. 345 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,200 I get it, I get it, I get it. 346 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,100 Do you know, it's amazing how many supervillains 347 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,360 Have advanced degrees. 348 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,530 Graduate school should probably do a better job 349 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,300 Of screening those people out. 350 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,330 Sheldon, come back. you're losing me. 351 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,860 It's leslie winkle, penny. 352 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:08,860 She belittles my research. 353 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:11,230 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 354 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,600 She called me "dumbass." 355 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,830 I know. I heard. 356 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,360 Given this situation, I have no choice 357 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,200 But to withdraw my previous objections 358 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,660 To your ill-considered relationship with leonard. 359 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:27,000 Oh, gee, well, thank you for that. 360 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,330 But I think for now, 361 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,230 Leonard and I are just gonna stay friends. 362 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:33,200 No, that response is unacceptable to me. 363 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,200 Sheldon, you are a smart guy. 364 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,800 You must know... I'm "smart"? 365 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:41,960 I'd have to lose 60 iq points to be classified as "smart." 366 00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,330 Are you gonna let me talk? 367 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,930 I'm sorry. 368 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,760 You must know that if leonard and leslie want to be together, 369 00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:49,660 Nothing you can do is gonna stop it. 370 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:54,260 You continue to underestimate my capabilities, madam. 371 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,330 Okay, let me put it this way. 372 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,930 If you're really leonard's friend, you will support him 373 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,630 No matter who he wants to be with. 374 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,400 Wait a minute. 375 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,900 Why am I doing all the giving here? 376 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,400 If leonard's really my friend, 377 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,730 Why doesn't he have to support me 378 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,660 An my hatred of leslie winkle? 379 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:15,030 Because love trumps hate. 380 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,100 Oh, now you're just making stuff up. 381 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,700 Okay, good night, sheldon. 382 00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:26,160 Oh, mario, if only I could control everyone 383 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:29,000 The way I control you. 384 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:33,560 Hop, you little plumber, hop, hop, hop. 385 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,900 When the two of you reach a natural stopping point, 386 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,200 I'd like to have a word. 387 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,200 The word is "pee-pee." just do it. 388 00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:51,660 Leonard, you're my friend, 389 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:54,200 And friends support their friends... 390 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,530 Apparently. 391 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,530 So I'm withdrawing my objection to your desire 392 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,330 To have a relationship with leslie. 393 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,160 Thank you. 394 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,760 I will graciously 395 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,400 Overlook the fact that she is an arrogant, 396 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,900 Subpar scientist who actually believes loop quantum gravity 397 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,330 Better unites quantum mechanics with generally relativity 398 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,700 Than does string theory. 399 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,300 You kids have fun. 400 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,460 Hang on a second. 401 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,830 Loop quantum gravity clearly offers more testable predictions 402 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,160 Than string theory. 403 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:25,600 I'm listening. amuse me. 404 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:28,830 Okay, well, for one thing, we expect quantized space-time 405 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,400 To manifest itself as minute differences 406 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,100 In the speed of light for different colors. 407 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:36,700 Balderdash. matter clearly consists of tiny strings. 408 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,700 Are you gonna let him talk to me like that? 409 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:48,330 Okay, well, there is a lot of merit to both theories. 410 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,660 No, there isn't. only loop quantum gravity 411 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,800 Calculates the entropy of black holes. 412 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,160 Sheldon, don't make that noise. it's disrespectful. 413 00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,260 I should hope so. 414 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,960 It was a snort of derision. 415 00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,030 You agree with me, right? 416 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,830 Loop quantum gravity is the future of physics. 417 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:11,200 Sorry, leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy, not loopy. 418 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:12,730 I'm glad I found out the truth about you 419 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,600 Before this went any further. 420 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,600 Truth? what truth? 421 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,500 We're talking about untested hypotheses. 422 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,660 It's no big deal. 423 00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:21,230 It isn't? really? 424 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,730 Tell me, leonard, how will we raise the children? 425 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,630 I... I guess we wait until they're old enough 426 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,000 And let them choose their own theory. 427 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:33,100 We can't let them choose, leonard. They're children! 428 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,730 Wait. where are you going? 429 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,460 I'm sorry. 430 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,300 I could have accepted our kids being 431 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,960 Genetically unable to eat ice cream 432 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:45,560 Or ever get a good view of a parade. 433 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:48,200 But this? 434 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,260 This is a deal breaker. 435 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:07,060 -Look on the bright side. -What's the bright side? 436 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:10,200 Only nine more months to comic-con. 437 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,400 Oh, yeah. 438 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:28,300 Captain, I'm getting an unusual reading. 439 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,500 Yeah, that's great. 440 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,730 You guys want a corn dog? 441 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,160 Yeah. 442 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,230 That's a temporal anomaly. 443 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,160 Corn dog's didn't come into existence 444 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:38,460 Till the first half of the 20th century.