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Let's see,Raj was the kung pao chicken.
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- I'm the dumplings.
- Yes,you are.
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Creepy,Howard.
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Creepy good or creepy bad?
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Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?
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That would be me. Come to
pa,you un-kosher delight.
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I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
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Sit over there.
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Sit over there.
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- Baby wipe?
- Why do you have...
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- No,don't ask!
- No,don't,don't!
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I'll tell you why.
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I had to sanitize my hands because the university
replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms
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with hot air blowers.
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I thought the blowers
were more sanitary.
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- Really,don't.
- Why...
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Hot air blowers are incubators and
spewers of bacteria and pestilence.
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Frankly,it'd be more hygienic if they just had
a plague-infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.
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Hey,guys,I just got
the most amazing news...
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Gosh,Raj,do you think you'll ever be able
to talk in front of me without being drunk?
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Okay,well,I'll just,um,go eat by myself.
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Penny,you don't have to do that.
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Oh,it's okay,between him not
talking,him talking and him...
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I'm better off alone.
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Good-bye,you poor,strange little man.
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She's so considerate.
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So what's your news?
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Remember that little planetary object
I spotted beyond the Kuiper Belt?
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Oh,yeah,2008-NQ
Sub-17.
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Or as I call it,Planet Bollywood.
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Anyway,because of my discovery,Peoplemagazine
is naming me one of their 30 under 30 to watch.
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- Congratulations.
- that's incredible.
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Excuse me,30 what under
30 what to watch what?
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30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch as
they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.
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If I had a million guesses,I
never would have gotten that.
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It's pretty cool.
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They've got me in with a guy who's doing
something about hunger in Indonesia,
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and a psychotherapist who's using
dolphins to rehabilitate prisoners,
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and Ellen Page,star of the
charming independent film,Juno.
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Oh,I'd so do her.
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You'd do the dolphins.
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Do I get an honorable mention for designing
the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
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Sorry,it's not part of my
heartwarming and personal narrative
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in which a humble boy from
New Delhi overcame poverty
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and prejudice and journeyed to
America to reach for the stars.
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Poverty? Your father's a
gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.
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It's a lease.
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I'm confused.
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Was there some sort of peer review committee
to determine which scientists would be included?
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Peer review? It'sPeoplemagazine.
Peoplepicked me.
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- What people?
- The people fromPeople.
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Yeah,but exactly who are these people?
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What are their credentials?
How are they qualified?
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What makes accidentally
noticing a hunk of rock
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that's been traipsing around the solar
system for billions of years more noteworthy
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than any other scientific
accomplishment made by someone under 30?
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Boy,I'll bet Ellen Page's friends
aren't giving her this kind of crap.
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Are you proud of yourself?
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In general,yes.
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-=http://sfile.ydy.com=-
proudly presents
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-=http://sfile.ydy.com=-
sync:ßÇÈâÈâ
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The Big Bang
Theory Season02 Episode04
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Oh,there's my missing neutrino.
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You were hiding from me as an unbalanced
charge,weren't you,you little sub-atomic dickens?
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Hey,Sheldon.
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Hey,look,look,I found
my missing neutrino.
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Oh good,we can take
it off the milk carton.
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Come on,we're going to apologize
to Raj and invite him out to dinner.
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Apologize for what?
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He came over last night with some pretty
good news and we weren't very supportive.
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I sense you're trying
to tell me something.
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You were a colossal asshat.
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No,I beg to differ.
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Of the three of us,I was
by far the most supportive.
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Really? Do tell.
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How will Raj ever reach true greatness
if his friends lower the bar for him?
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When I was 11,my sister bought our
father a "World's Greatest Dad" coffee mug
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and,frankly,the man coasted
until the day he died.
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Okay,let's try it this way.
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What if thisPeople magazine thing is
the best Raj is ever going to achieve?
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I had not considered that.
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Come on.
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I often forget other
people have limitations.
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It's so sad.
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He can feel sadness?
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Not really. It's what you and
I would call condescension.
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Now when we go in there,let's
show Raj that we're happy for him.
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But I'm not.
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Well,then fake it. Look at me.
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I could be grinding on the fact that
without my stabilizing telescope mount
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he never would have found that
stupid,little clump of cosmic schmutz.
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But I'm bigger than that.
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Fine. What do you want me to do?
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Smile.
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Oh,crap,that's terrifying.
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We're here to see
Koothrappali,not kill Batman.
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Try less teeth.
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Close enough. Come on.
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- Hey,Raj.
- Hey,guys. What's up?
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We just wanted to invite
you out to dinner tonight.
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To celebrate your "30 under
30" thing. Right,Sheldon?
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That's very nice of
you. I would like that.
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Hello,boys.
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- Dr. Gablehauser.
- Dr. Koothrappali.
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- Dr. Gablehauser.
- Dr. Hofstader.
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- Dr. Gablehauser.
- Dr. Cooper.
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- Dr. Gablehauser.
- Mr.Wolowitz.
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Boys,I've got a question for you:
Who in this room discovered a star?
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Actually,2008-NQ Sub-17
is a planetary body.
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I'm not talking about
you,I'm talking about me.
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You,my exotic young friend,are my star.
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But you didn't discover him.
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You merely noticed he was here,much
like he did with 2008-NQ Sub-17.
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- Sheldon...
- Oh,sorry.
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Boy,we've got to get
you into a better office.
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Something more suited to your status.
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Really,you don't have
to go to any trouble.
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How about if I put you in
Von Gerlich's old office?
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I'd rather have Fishbein's. It's bigger.
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Wait a minute,I called dibs on Fishbein's office the
day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.
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He gets a new office,I can't even
get paper towels in the men's room?
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- Sheldon.
- Damn,this is hard.
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Let me ask you something.
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What do you think the
business of this place is?
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- Science?
- Money.
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Told you.
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And this boy's picture inPeoplemagazine is
gonna raise us a pile of money taller than...
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well,taller than you.
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I have a Master's degree.
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Who doesn't?
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Dr. Koothrappali,have you ever had
lunch in the president's dining room?
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I didn't even know there was
a president's dining room.
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It's the same food as
the cafeteria,only fresh.
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Come on,little buddy.
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Okay,big buddy. See you tonight,guys.
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You can stop smiling now.
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So anyway,after a fantastic lunch,
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I was whisked off to the
Peoplemagazine photo shoot...
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Have any of you boys ever
been to a photo shoot?
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No.
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It's fantastic.
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Apparently,the camera loves me and I,it.
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They shot me in front of a starry
background where I posed like this.
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They're going to
digitally add a supernova.
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They say it's the perfect metaphor
for my incandescent talent.
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Right,a ball of hot,flaming
gas that collapses upon itself.
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Excuse me. Oh,it's my assistant,Trevor.
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Go for Koothrappali.
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They gave him an assistant?
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If I want a new pen,I have to
go to the bank with wire cutters.
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Have we at this point met
our social obligations?
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Not yet.
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Okay,just put it on my calendar,but start
thinking of a reason why I can't go. All righty?
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Koothrappali out.
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God bless that boy. I don't
know what I'd do without him.
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You just got him this afternoon.
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Yes,but I'm finding that
having a lackey suits me.
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A lackey?
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Oh,I'm sorry. Is that
politically incorrect?
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In India,we just call them untouchables.
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- Now?
- Almost.
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Speaking of untouchables,I've
got great news for you guys.
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Peoplemagazine is having a reception this
Saturday and I managed to get you invited.
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- Oh,gee,thanks.
- Oh,you're welcome.
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Of course,I couldn't get you into
the VIP section because,you know,
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that's for VIPs and you guys
are just,you know... P's.
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There's a tribe in Papua New Guinea where,when a
hunter flaunts his success to the rt of the village,
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they kill him and drive away evil
spirits with a drum made of his skin.
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Superstious nonsense,of
course,but one can see their point.
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Here you go,Raj. You might
want to drink this one slowly.
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Okay. So,Saturday night,can
I count on my posse?
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Gee,I'd love to,Raj,but I can't make it.
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Oh,okay. Leonard?
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No,I could... no.
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Sheldon?
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I can make it. But I won't.
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What are you guys talking about?
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There's a reception for my
magazine article on Saturday.
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And you guys aren't going?
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I can't believe you.
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Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment and
you're not even going to be there to support him?
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A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary
body he discovered were plummeting toward Earth
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and he exploded it with his mind.
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That would be cool. I'd
go to that reception.
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Come on,this is huge.
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Raj is gonna be inPeoplemagazine,and he didn't
even have to knock up one of the Spears sisters.
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Would you like to go with me?
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Of course I would. I would be honored.
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Really? Cool.
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Shame on you guys.
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Look at that,I got a date with Penny.
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I can't believe it
took you a whole year.
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- Now?
- Now.
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Hey,buddy,I'm going
to be inPeoplemagazine.
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Yeah,call me when you're on the cover.
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Raj,look at you!
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I know. I'm resplendent like
the noonday sun,am I not?
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Uh,yeah. Starting with the
champagne a little early,aren't you?
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It was in the limo. They
sent a limo. I have a limo.
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I just love saying "limo."
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Sip on this while you're getting ready.
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Oh,I'm ready.
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That's what you're wearing?
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Um,yeah. Why,what's wrong with it?
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Nothing. I was just hoping for something
a little more,you know,ridonkulous.
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Mm,yeah. Well,this is all the
donkulous you're gonna get tonight.
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Okey-dokey,let's roll.
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All right,it's time to raise the roof!
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- Hey,Leonard.
- Dude.
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- You look very nice.
- Thank you.
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- Come on. Good night,Leonard.
- Good night.
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- Hey,Leonard,do you see my limo downstairs?
- Yeah.
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- It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in.
- Terrific.
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- It has more food,too.
- All right,come on. Come on.
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I'm coming out,so get the party started
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I'm coming out,I'm coming
out I'm coming out...
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Hey,good news. You don't have
to sulk about Penny anymore.
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Look,there are hundreds of Croatian women
just waiting for you to contact them.
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Anything-for-a-greencard.
com?
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I'll lend you my user name.
It's "Wealthy Big Penis."
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You're joking.
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You gotta make it easy for 'em.
They're just learning English.
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Pass.
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So you're just gonna
sit around here and mope
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while Penny is out with Dr.
Apu from the Kwik-E Mart?
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It's not a date,and that's racist.
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It can't be racist. He's a
beloved character onThe Simpsons.
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Let's just eat so I can get to bed.
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With any luck,tonight will be
the night my sleep apnea kills me.
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Did you remember to ask for the chicken
with broccoli to be diced,not shredded?
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Yes.
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- Even though the menu description specifies "shredded"?
- Yes.
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- Brown rice,not white?
- Yes.
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- Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?
- Yes.
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- Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market?
- Yes.
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Thank you.
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What took you so long?
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- Just sit down and eat.
- Fine.
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All right,it's shredded.
What do you want me to do?
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I want you to check before
you accept the order.
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Sorry.
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Were you distracted by the possibility that
Koothrappali might have intercourse with Penny tonight?
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He's not going to have
intercourse with Penny.
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Then there's no excuse for this chicken.
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You know,this situation with Koothrappali
brings to mind a story from my childhood.
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Oh,goody,more tales from the panhandle.
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That's northwest Texas.
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I'm from east Texas,the Gulf
region,home to many Vietnamese shrimpers.
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Do the shrimpers feature in your story?
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No.
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Anyway,when I was eight,a Montgomery Ward
delivery van ran over our family cat Lucky.
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- Lucky?
- Yes,Lucky.
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He's irony-impaired. Just move on.
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Okay,dead cat named Lucky. Continue.
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While others mourned Lucky,
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I realized his untimely demise
provided me with the opportunity
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to replace him with something
more suited to my pet needs:
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a faithful companion that I
could snuggle with at night,
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yet would be capable of
killing upon telepathic command.
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So not a puppy?
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Please,nothing so pedestrian.
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I wanted a griffin.
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A griffin?
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Yes,half eagle,half lion.
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And mythological.
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Irrelevant.
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I was studying recombinant DNA technology,and
I was confidant I could create one,
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but my parents were unwilling to secure
the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen.
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Of course,my sister got swimming
lessons when she wanted them.
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Sheldon,not that we don't all
enjoy a good lion semen story,but...
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what's your point?
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My point is if Koothrappali is moving on
to a new life of shallow undeserved fame,
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perhaps this is an opportunity
to create a better cohort.
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You want to breed a new friend?
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That's one option,but who has the time?
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But consider this-- the Japanese,they're doing
some wonderful work with artificial intelligence.
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Now,you combine that with some animatronics
from the imagineers over at Disney,
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next thing you know,we're playing HALO
with a multilingual Abraham Lincoln.
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Sheldon,don't take this the
wrong way,but you're insane.
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That may well be,but the fact is it
wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.
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For the record,it could
kill us to meet new people.
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They could be murders or the
carriers of unusual pathogens.
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And I'm not insane.
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My mother had me tested.
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If we do get a new friend,he should be a
guy you can trust. A guy who has your back.
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And he should have a lot of money and live in a cool
place down by the beach where we could throw parties.
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He should share our love of technology.
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And he should know a lot of women.
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Let's see,money,women,technology.
Okay,we're agreed.
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Our new friend is going to be Iron Man.
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I can go all night...
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Welcome to the Raj Mahal.
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It's very nice. Good night,Raj.
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- No,no,Wait. The evening's not over.
- Yes,it is.
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No,it's time to put on
some R. Kelly and suck face.
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- Oh,wow,is the evening over?
- Wait,wait,wait!
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That's my mommy and
daddy calling from India.
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I want you to meet my parents.
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Wait. Meet them?
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Hello,Mommy,Daddy. Good to see
you. How are you? I'm not drunk.
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- Why would you say that?
- Just making conversation.
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Mommy,Daddy,I want you to
meet my new squeeze,Penny.
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I'm not your squeeze.
There is no squeezing.
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I can't see her.
Center her in the frame.
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Here you go. Cute,huh?
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She's not Indian.
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So she's not Indian. The boy
is just sowing some wild oats.
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No,no,no,there's no sowing,no
squeezing and no sucking face.
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What if he gets her pregnant?
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Is this little hotsy-totsy who you want
as the mother of your grandchildren?
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What right do you have to pick
with whom I can have children with?
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Look,Rajesh,I understand
you're in America.
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You want to try the "local cuisine."
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Trust me. You don't want
it for a steady diet.
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Now you listen to me.
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I am no longer a child and I
will not be spoken to like one.
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Now if you'll excuse
me,I have to go throw up.
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What's wrong with him?
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I don't know. Maybe
it's the local cuisine.
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Okay,well,it's nice to meet you.
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I'm just gonna set
you on down over here.
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And I'm gonna leave,so namaste.
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And FYI,you'd be lucky to
have me as a daughter-in-law.
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She's feisty. I like that.
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Raj,what are you doing?
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No,no notes. If you have
something to say to me,say it.
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Sorry.
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Oh,sweetie,it's okay.
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