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Time!
All right, Klingons, pencils down.
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Okay, I have:
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- Have it.
- Got it.
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Have it.
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- Have it.
- Got it.
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- I have...
- Got it.
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And "kreplach."
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Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"
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It isn't Klingon;
it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.
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Well, as it turns out,
it's also a Klingon word.
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Really? Define it.
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"Kreplach":
A hearty Klingon... dumpling.
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- Judge's ruling?
- Bilurrrbe.
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Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.
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- What's wrong with your TV?
- I don't know. It just died.
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- I'm getting a bunch of static.
- Did you pay your cable bill?
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You sound just
like the cable company.
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All right, shh!
Tyra Banks is about to kick
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someone off
America's Next Top Model.
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- Excuse me, but we're...
- Don't tell her.
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... playing Klingon Boggle.
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What do you mean, "Aw"?
Like she didn't know we were nerds?
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All right, if you must watch,
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then mute it
with closed captions, please.
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Fine.
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All right, Boggle warriors...
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Look at those women.
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They're gorgeous.
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Nice!
Too bad that's a proper noun.
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Look, there's
the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
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No, wait, that's
the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
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With her head in the lap of...
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What a coincidence.
It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
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Yeah, and they can all move in
with you and your mother.
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The current Mrs. Wolowitz.
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Is "..." spelled
with a "..." or a "..."?
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Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?
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That's Anais. None of the other girls
in the house like her.
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House? What house?
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- They all live in a house together.
- A house, where?
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I don't know.
Somewhere in L.A.
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Wait a minute.
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You're telling me
that I'm within driving distance
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of a house filled
with aspiring supermodels?
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Yeah, I guess.
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And they live together
and shower together and...
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have naked pillow fights?
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- Where are you going?
- To pay my cable bill.
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All right, pencils down!
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I have...
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and...
Anybody got those?
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Subtitles: sub-way.fr
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Did I miss anything?
Did they kick Giselle off?
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Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot
was an embarrassment.
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Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz
is sensitive to chlorine.
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Lucky for her I like my fashion models
pruny and bug-eyed.
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Sheldon, the food's here.
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There's the house.
Freeze frame, freeze frame.
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What are you doing?
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Marking the star positions
and physical landmarks
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so we can find the house
of the supermodels.
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- Why?
- Isn't it obvious?
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Every week,
they kick out a beautiful girl,
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making her feel unwanted
and without self-esteem.
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A.K.A. the future
Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.
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Is my hamburger medium well?
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Dill slices, not sweet?
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Individual relish packets?
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Onion rings?
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- Extra breading?
- I asked.
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What did they say?
Did you protest?
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- Yes.
- Vociferously?
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Then what took you so long?
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Just eat.
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Hey, guys, what'd I miss?
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Giselle's hanging by a thread.
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Oh, good, I hate her.
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Then you're not invited
to our wedding.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Do we have to suffer
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through this transparently
manipulative pseudo-reality again?
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You and I have
a standing TV schedule,
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which is the result of extensive
debate and compromise.
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Any alterations
except for breaking news
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have to be pre-approved
at the weekly roommate meeting.
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Put it on the agenda.
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You have to make a motion
to put it on the agenda.
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I'll make a motion,
but you're not going to like it.
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Fine.
Mock Parliamentary procedure.
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At least put it on mute.
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Giselle's not getting
kicked off.
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It's totally going to be Summer.
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- What?
- Sheldon's onion ring. Put it back!
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It's one onion ring.
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Just put it back before he comes!
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- No, I don't think that's where it was.
- Here he comes. Deny, deny, people.
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Wall of silence.
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- Who touched my...
- Penny! Penny did it.
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Why would you do that?
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I don't know. I was hungry?
What's the big deal?
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The big deal is that nobody
touches food on my plate.
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All right. I didn't know, I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but that is your second strike.
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What?
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You have two strikes.
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Three strikes and you're out.
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It's a sports metaphor.
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- A sports metaphor?
- Yes, baseball.
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All right, I'll play along.
What was my first strike?
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March 18th.
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You violated my rule
about forwarding email humor.
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I did?
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The photo of the cat who
wants to "has cheezeburger"?
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Come on.
Everybody loves "LOL cats."
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They're cute and they can't spell
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'cause they're cats.
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I trusted you with my email address,
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and you betrayed that trust
by sending me Internet banality:
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strike one.
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Touching my food: strike two.
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Don't worry. They only stay
on your record for a year.
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You can get them removed early,
but you have to take his class.
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Come on,
I touched one onion ring.
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And then you put it back,
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compromising the integrity
of all the other onion rings.
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Honey, the buses don't go
where you live, do they?
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I wish I could be
more lenient with you,
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but since you've become a permanent
member of our social group,
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I have to hold you to the same
standards as everybody else.
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Congratulations.
You're officially one of us.
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One of us, one of us.
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Well, what a thrill.
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You're sitting in my spot.
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- You've got to be kidding me.
- Leonard, she's in my spot.
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See, here's the thing.
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After you leave,
I still have to live with him.
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I don't care.
I'm taking a stand.
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Metaphorically.
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All right, that's it.
Strike three.
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Strike three.
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I'm banished?
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What the hell kind of crap is that?
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- Don't worry. I'll talk to him.
- Yeah, you do that.
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Just so I know, would you be open
to taking his class?
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You can do it online!
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So based on our triangulation,
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we've narrowed down
the location of the house
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to three square miles
in the Hollywood Hills.
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Or possibly Durham, North Carolina.
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When we find it,
you want to go with us?
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To do what?
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Party with the pretty girls, dude!
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Are you insane?
You're not going to party with them.
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You're not even going to get
anywhere near that place.
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That's what they said to Neil Armstrong
about the moon.
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No one said anything of the kind
to Neil Armstrong.
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The entire nation dedicated
a decade of effort and treasure
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to put a man on the moon.
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Well, my fellow Americans,
before this year is out,
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we will put a Wolowitz
on one of America's top models.
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And a large number of people
will believe it never happened.
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Okay, let me guess.
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A quesadilla with soy cheese
for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.
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- Thank you.
- Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds
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for the highly allergic
kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.
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And for our suddenly
"back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,
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the meatlover's pizza, no meat.
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- Coming right up.
- Wait. Excuse me.
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You forgot my barbecue
bacon cheeseburger,
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barbecue sauce,
bacon and cheese on the side.
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I didn't tell you? You're banished
from the Cheesecake Factory.
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Why?
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Well, you have three strikes.
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One: coming in.
Two: sitting down.
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And three:
I don't like your attitude.
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You can't do that.
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Not only is it a violation
of California state law,
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it flies directly in the face
of Cheesecake Factory policy.
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Yeah, no, there's a new policy:
No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
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I bet we could sell that sign
all over Pasadena.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Here's the thing.
I talked to Sheldon
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and he feels terrible
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and he agrees that he was
unreasonable and out of line.
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Really? That's great.
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So just apologize to him, okay?
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What? I'm not going to apologize
to that nutcase.
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Come on. It's easy.
He'll even tell you what to say.
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Don't you get it? If you guys
keep going along with his insanity,
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- you're just encouraging him.
- We're not encouraging.
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It's more like...
knuckling under.
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I like hanging out with you,
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but I'm not gonna apologize
for something I didn't do.
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Well, actually, technically,
you did do it.
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That's strike one, Leonard.
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There you go: quesadilla.
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Salad.
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There's your pizza.
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And thanks to Sheldon's
heated discussion with my manager
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one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,
barbecue sauce,
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bacon and cheese on the side.
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Thank you.
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Go ahead. Eat it.
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I dare you.
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That's it. There's the house.
I found America's top models!
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00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,157
- Are you sure?
- Look, on the roof.
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Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.
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European-style.
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00:11:25,848 --> 00:11:27,774
You can recognize people
on Google Earth?
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00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:31,913
Of course not. I got a buddy of mine
at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.
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00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:35,865
NORAD?
You're using military aircraft?
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00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,831
It was already targeted
to poke around
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a nuclear reactor in Siberia.
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I took it an hour
out of its way, tops.
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Where is he?
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Sheldon? I just dropped him off
at the comic book store. Why?
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00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:50,309
Here. Try and go online.
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00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,987
- Problem with the WiFi?
- Just try.
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00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,802
Greetings, hamburger toucher.
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You are probably wondering
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why you cannot IM
with your little friends
222
00:12:01,215 --> 00:12:03,720
about how much
you "heart" various things.
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00:12:05,972 --> 00:12:08,999
This recorded message is alerting you
that I am putting an end
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to your parasitic piggybacking
upon our WiFi.
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If you want to remedy
the situation,
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you can contact
the phone company,
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set up your own WiFi
and pay for it,
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or you may apologize to me.
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I reiterate: knuckle under.
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No, no. It is on.
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I am gonna introduce
your friend to a world of hurt.
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You don't want to get into it
with Sheldon.
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The guy is one lab accident away
from being a supervillain.
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I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.
I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 s.
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No need to neuter the nerd.
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I can get you back online.
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There, see? Problem solved.
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Voilā.
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Hello, puny insects.
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As a consequence of your efforts
to circumvent my will,
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00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:05,926
everyone is awarded
one additional strike.
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00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:09,584
Thanks a lot.
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00:13:10,173 --> 00:13:13,071
What are you complaining about?
I have to take the class again.
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Time to do your laundry, huh?
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It's Saturday night.
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Saturday is laundry night.
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I know.
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Every Saturday at 8:15.
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Easy to anticipate.
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What are you implying?
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I'm implying
that you're a creature of habit.
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And if something were to prevent you
from doing your laundry
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on Saturday at 8:15,
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you might find it...
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unpleasant.
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Knuckle under? My ass.
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Are all the machines taken?
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What are you gonna do?
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No problem.
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I'll just...
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do my laundry another night.
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Another night?
Well, I guess you can try, but...
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deep inside your heart,
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you'll know that laundry night
is always Saturday night.
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Woman, you are playing
with forces beyond your ken.
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Yeah, well, your ken
can kiss my Barbie.
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- Where are my clothes?
- Your clothes?
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I left them in the washers
and when I went down, they were gone.
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Really?
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Despite the sign that says
"Do not leave laundry unattended"?
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Where are my clothes?
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You know, I do recall seeing
some female undergarments.
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Where was that?
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Earlier this evening,
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I happened to gaze out the window
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and a brassiere caught my eye.
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Do those look familiar?
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How the hell did you get them up
on that telephone wire?
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When you understand
the laws of physics,
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anything is possible.
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And may I add: mwuh-ha-ha.
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- Get them down.
- Apologize.
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- Never.
- Then may I suggest
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you get a very long stick
and play panty piņata.
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Wait, Sheldon,
this has gotten out of hand, okay?
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I've done some stupid things.
You've done some stupid things.
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How about we call it even
and move on with our lives?
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I've done no stupid things.
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- You gotta meet me halfway here.
- I am meeting you halfway,
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I'm willing to concede
that you've done stupid things.
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You guys are talking again.
Good.
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What happened?
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Remember when I said it was on?
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Well, now it's junior rodeo on.
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Not junior rodeo.
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What did you do?
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I had no choice, Leonard.
She ruined laundry night.
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Mwuh-ha-ha.
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Telephone wires can't electrocute you,
can they?
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Look, this has to stop.
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- No, no. It is just beginning.
- All right.
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I really didn't
want to do this, but...
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here.
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What's this?
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Sheldon's Kryptonite.
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Oh, my God.
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He can never know
that I gave that to you.
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Look, I said
I wanted to hurt him, but...
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but this?
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It'll shorten the war by five years
and save millions of lives.
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Pause it.
That's it. Confirmed.
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We now have the address
of the Top Model house.
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God bless you,
Google Street View registered trademark.
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For the record,
what you're doing is really creepy.
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You know what? If it's "creepy"
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to use the Internet, military
satellites, and robot aircraft
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to find a house full
of gorgeous young models
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so that I can drop in
on them unexpectedly,
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then fine, I'm "creepy."
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Hold on a second, I'll get him.
Sheldon, it's for you.
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00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:10,676
- Who is it?
- Your mother.
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Oh, good.
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00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,129
Hi, Mom. How are you?
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But, Mom...
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she keeps sitting in my spot.
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And she touched my food.
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00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:30,717
Okay, yes, I took her clothes,
but she started it...
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00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,083
No, that's not fair.
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00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:37,744
Why should I have to apologize?
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00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,541
I don't think this is the kind of thing
Jesus concerns himself with.
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00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:44,304
No, you're right.
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I don't really know
what Jesus thinks about.
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All right, good-bye.
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00:18:53,104 --> 00:18:54,220
Did you tell on me?
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00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,223
Are you kidding me?
I already have two strikes.
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00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:13,416
I am very, very sorry
for what I have done.
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Here's your laundry.
I rescind your strikes
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and you are no longer banished.
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00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,831
Can I sit wherever I want?
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00:19:24,994 --> 00:19:27,112
Never mind, never mind.
That's not important.
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00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:29,996
Sheldon, this was big of you.
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- Thank you. I really appreciate it.
- Thank you.
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Well played.
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- Thank you.
- Just remember:
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with great power
comes great responsibility.
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Understood.
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00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:07,710
Can I help you?
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00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,248
We're here to fix the cable.
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00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:13,243
I think we have satellite.
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00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:16,340
That's what I meant.
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Come on in.
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00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:29,076
She's taller than all the women
in my family combined.
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What do we do now?
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00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:37,409
Follow Mrs. Wolowitz.