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All right, that's the last servo.

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Behold the mobile on meter-ractional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.

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Or...

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MONTE.

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Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw,

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one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel,

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steel-armor plate exoskeleton top and bottom,

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and enough horsepower to drive a 110 pounds of mechanized death

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from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds.

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Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?

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As with my father, I both love and fear it.

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All right, enough chitchat.

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Let's destroy something.

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One, two, three.

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Okay. What shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?

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Maybe we should start small.

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Okay.

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Ooh, perhaps today is the day

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we finally find out what's inside the Magic Eight Ball.

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Did it when I was four.

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It's an icosahedral dye floating in tinted blue water.

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Man, call "spoiler alert" before you say things like that.

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How about the toaster oven?

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What did the toaster oven ever do to you?

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What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade?

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He still punched me in the face with my own fists.

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Sorry, you little nerd,

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you were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.

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Gentlemen, goggles.

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This is an auspicious moment.

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Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong,

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we need the appropriate words to mark this

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historic scientific event.

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How about "Die, toaster, die"?

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That'll do it.

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All right, what's next?

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No, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight

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and do laundry.

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Oh yeah,they still got the full Monte.

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Leonard? Uh-huh?

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What the hell?

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Killer robot.

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We built it.

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Yeah, well, it almost killed me.

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If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.

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So, who exactly does it want to kill?

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I'm sorry, are you unaware of the upcoming

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Southern California Robot Fighting League

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Round Robin Invitational?

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You know, since I moved last year,

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not all my mail has been forwarded.

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It's a big deal.

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There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward.

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Perhaps you'd like to come with me.

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I know the other fellas would be really excited

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to see a girl there.

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How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl?

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Well, that may be a slight exaggeration.

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You'd be the only doable girl.

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You're a pig, Howard.

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How is "doable" anything but a compliment?

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Howard, why don't we just work on the robot?

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Please, Leonard, not now.

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Once again, Penny and I have begun our little tango.

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Our tango?

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The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro.

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But as delicious as the appetizer might be,

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at some point we will have to succumb and eat the entree

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while it's still...

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...hot.

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I'm begging you, stop talking.

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Look, normally I can just ignore you.

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I mean, I get it-- you're a little peculiar.

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You know, like Sheldon.

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Excuse me, Penny, but in this room,

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you're the one who's peculiar.

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Yeah, you might be right.

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But back to you.

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I know you think you're some sort

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of smooth-talking ladies' man, but the truth is,

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you are just pathetic and creepy.

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So what are you saying?

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I am saying it is not a compliment to call me "doable."

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It's not sexy to stare at my ass and say,

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"Ooh, it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that."

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And most important, we are not dancing a tango,

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we're not to'ing and fro'ing.

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Nothing is ever going to happen between us. Ever.

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Wait a minute.

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This isn't flirting.

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You're serious.

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Flirting?

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You think I'm flirting with you?

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I am not flirting with you.

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No woman is ever gonna flirt with you.

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You're just gonna grow old and die alone.

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Thanks for the heads up.

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Howard, where you going?

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I'm going home to live my creepy, pathetic life.

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Well, someone had to say it.

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What?

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He said maybe we should enter you

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in the killer robot competition.

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Howard, the phone is ringing!

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Here's a crazy idea, Ma: Answer it!

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Hello?

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All right, hold on.

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It's your friend, Leonard!

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He wants to know why you're not at school today!

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I don't go to school, Ma.

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I work at a university.

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That's a school!

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Now pick up the phone!

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I don't want to talk to anybody.

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Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework?!

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I don't have homework.

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I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!

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Excuse me, Mr. Fancy-Pants.

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Want me to get you a Popsicle?

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Cherry, please!

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I ate the cherry.

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All that's left is green.

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You make me want to kill myself.

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What's going on?

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I don't know, now they're just yelling

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about Popsicles.

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Sounds like Penny really got to him.

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I'm not surprised.

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Despite his hard and crusty shell,

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Howard is a very sensitive man.

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Do you know he writes poetry?

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Mostly about men from Nantucket and hermits named Dave,

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but he does it with real sensitivity.

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Hey, Hofstadter.

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Word around the pwasma wab is you built a wobot?

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Yes, we did, Kripke.

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His name is Monte.

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Well, if you have any dewusions about entering him

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against my wobot, the Kwipke Kwippler

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in the Southern California Robot Fighting League

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Wound Wobin Invitational, aka the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.,

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his name is gonna be Swrap Metal.

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Come on, is that really necessary?

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Leonard, I believe it is.

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This is trash talk, and trash talk

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is a traditional component in all sporting events.

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Kripke,

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your robot is inferior

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and it will be defeated by ours

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because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution.

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Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.

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Oh, snap.

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Now, of course, if that is the result

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of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony,

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I withdraw that comment.

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What difference does it make?

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Fat is fat.

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There are boundaries.

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Tell you what, forget the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.

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Let's settle this woboto a woboto.

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What do you mean?

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There's no guarantee we've gotta go against

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each other in the Wound Wobin, so let's throw down.

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You know,

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unless you're afwaid.

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We accept your challenge.

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Name a time and place.

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Tomorrow, 3:00, the kinetics wab.

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Make it so.

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No, don't make it so.

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Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow.

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Our engineer is incapacitated.

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What's wrong with him?

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He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy

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and can't get girls.

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We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls.

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That's why we fight wobots.

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If you're not there, you'll be exposed to widicule.

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I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

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Hey. Hey, you got a minute?

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Yeah, come on in.

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What's up?

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I need you to apologize to How...

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Get out.

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Come on.

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Wolowitz won't come out of his house

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and we need him for a robot battle.

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Well, then have the robot go and get him.

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The robot didn't hurt his feelings.

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His feelings needed to be hurt.

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He's been in bed for two days.

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Yeah, probably with a blow-up doll.

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He's not with a...

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Does it really matter who or what he's with?

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The guy is devastated.

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Oh, please, how could I possibly devastate Howard?

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Okay, don't take this as a criticism,

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but you kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays

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thing going on.

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What does that mean?

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You know, like, most of the time,

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you're the easygoing Bruce Banner, but then,

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when you get angry, you kind of turn into, like, you know...?

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I turn into a bear?

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Seriously?

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Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?

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You didn't get The Incredible Hulk from that?

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Never mind.

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Just, please go talk to him.

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And say what?

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That I didn't mean it, because I meant it.

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Well, maybe you can go at it from a different angle,

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like, um, you see a glimmer of goodness in him

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and you only said what you said because you want to

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nurture it and make it shine.

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Okay, let's try it this way.

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Remember the day that we first met and you asked me

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to go to your boyfriend's apartment

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to get your TV back

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and he was nine feet tall and he took my pants off

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and you said...

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What was that? What did you say?

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Oh, yes.

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You said you owed me one.

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Okay, come on, that's not fair.

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I came home with no pants.

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Fine, I'll go over there tomorrow.

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Thank you.

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I should probably give you a heads up about his mother.

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What about her?

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She's a delightful woman.

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You'll love her.

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Howard, there's a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see you!

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Who?

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Okay, now she's saying it's Penny.

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I don't want to talk to her.

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She ran past me.

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Was I supposed to tackle her?

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So, I just came by to see how you were doing.

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I'm fine.

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Good.

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Your mom seems nice.

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People move away from her on the bus.

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What do you want?

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Okay, look.

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Howard, I just want to apologize.

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For some things that I have said.

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About you.

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I've been informed that you have feelings.

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And apparently, I have hurt them.

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So, I'm sorry.

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Howard.

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Fine.

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You're sorry.

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Good-bye.

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So...

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you're okay?

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Hey, I'm a big boy.

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I'm not traumatized by some random comment

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from some random woman.

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I mean, get over yourself.

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Okay.

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Well, bye.

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So close.

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Oh, my God.

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That's Kripke's robot?

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As you can see,

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the Kwippler is weducing the Chevy Cavawier to wubble.

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I can't watch anymore.

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Sheldon, we have to call it off.

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We don't have that option.

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We've accepted the challenge.

273
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We can't run away from a fight.

274
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Oh, please, we've spent our whole lives

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running away from fights.

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Personally, I can squeeze through

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a hole in a fence half my size.

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Impressive as that may be, Monte is not us.

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Monte has no fear.

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Sheldon, did we all not just watch the same video?

281
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Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile.

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You are overlooking the fact that we now know

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what we're up against and we can modify Monte

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so that he's prepared.

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You want to prepare him?

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Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself.

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Excuse me, but how are we going

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to make any modifications without Wolowitz?

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Have you heard from Penny yet?

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Not yet.

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Have faith, gentlemen.

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We don't need Wolowitz.

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Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics.

294
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Watch and learn.

295
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Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?

296
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And then, when I was 14,

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I met Marcy Grossman.

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She was so beautiful.

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She just got her braces off

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but they left a little of the overbite.

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It was so hot.

302
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Like a sexy little chipmunk.

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I didn't have the courage to ask her out,

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but I dedicated a song to her at the ninth grade talent show.

305
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Aw, that sounds sweet.

306
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(to the tune of "My Girl"): * Marcy Grossman is sunshine *

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* On a cloudy day *

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* When it's cold outside *

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* Marcy Grossman is the month of May *

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Oh, it's cute.

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* I guess you'd say *

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* What can make me feel this way *

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* Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman *

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* Talkin' 'bout Marcy *

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That's great.

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* Grossman. *

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Oh, it's fun.

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And then she came up with that

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sexy little chipmunk mouth

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and spit in my hair.

321
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Which brings us to tenth grade.

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Howard, do you think maybe sometimes you try too hard?

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Look at me.

324
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What chance do I have if I don't try too hard?

325
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Well... you'd have a terrific chance.

326
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I mean, you're smart, you're funny.

327
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You have a cool job.

328
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You build stuff that goes into outer space.

329
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I guess.

330
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Look, I'm telling you, I've known you for, like,

331
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a year and a half and this is the first time

332
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I feel like I'm talking

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to a real person.

334
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And you know what?

335
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I like him.

336
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He's a nice guy.

337
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You really think so?

338
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Yes.

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I don't know.

340
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I do.

341
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Nice little bot you've got here.

342
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I'm aware.

343
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What's this do, spin?

344
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Yep. At 3400 RPM.

345
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It can cut through steel like it was wuer.

346
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Neat.

347
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Good work.

348
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Sheldon, we've got to call this off.

349
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,060
No, Leonard.

350
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For years, merciless thugs like Kripke

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have made my life a series of painful noogies

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and humiliating wedgies

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and the insensitively named Indian burns.

354
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That stops now.

355
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,300
But, Sheldon, we don't have a chance.

356
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The only improvement you were able to make

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on the robot was to put fresh batteries in the remote.

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What you fail to realize is

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Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw:

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overconfidence from his robot's massive size

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and its overwhelming power.

362
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That's not overconfidence.

363
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That's observation.

364
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Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey

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to my psychological warfare.

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Observe.

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I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker,

368
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:49,060
but as you are its maker, clearly the two of you have met.

369
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What is his pwoblem?

370
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Way to bust out the Jedi mind tricks, dude.

371
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I just want to make sure that we're all clear.

372
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Standard robotic fighting league rules apply.

373
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,260
Are you cwazy?

374
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,560
This is a stweet fight.

375
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,600
The stweet has no rules.

376
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He's right, Leonard.

377
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,400
The paradigm is to the death.

378
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I will, however,

379
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give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now

380
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and offer me your robot as the spoils of war.

381
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,730
Never.

382
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,760
I'd rather see Monte dead than in your hands.

383
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,030
That could be easily arranged.

384
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Rtady, set, go?

385
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Do it.

386
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,200
Weady. Set.

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Go.

388
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:40,860
Come on, Sheldon, you got this.

389
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:42,200
Indeed.

390
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We are prepared for anything he can throw at us.

391
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That's new.

392
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Run, Monte, run!

393
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KOOTHRAPPALI: Go, Monte!

394
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Monte! Go, go, go, go!

395
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Don't hurt us, don't hurt us,

396
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,000
Well, so much for making up

397
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for the emotional wounds of childhood.

398
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,900
I did this.

399
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Monte was killed by my hubris and my pride.

400
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,460
No matter what anybody says, this is my fault.

401
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,430
No one's arguing with you, dude.

402
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:35,200
I got your text. How bad is... Oy.

403
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:38,400
Forget the robot. What happened to you?

404
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:40,600
He slipped and fell.

405
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,400
Yes, I slipped and fell.

406
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In the bathroom.

407
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:47,230
Bounced right off the tub.

408
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,430
Yes, now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing

409
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,560
when you don't treat them with respect.

410
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,700
They sucker punch you when your eyes are closed.

411
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,600
So what do you think, Howard?

412
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,430
It's not that bad, right?

413
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:05,200
Oh, no.

414
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,030
A little electrical tape, some solder...

415
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,760
Are you insane?

416
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,460
I've seen space probes

417
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,860
that crashed into the desert

418
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,460
that were in better shape than this.

419
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,330
You're right.

420
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:17,800
Monte's gone.

421
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,730
We'll bury him in the morning.

422
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,300
A simple ceremony. I'll speak.

423
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,500
Leonard, you'll play your cello.

424
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,260
Sheldon, honey, aren't you getting

425
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,530
a little carried away?

426
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,200
I mean, it's just a toy robot.

427
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,460
"Just a toy robot"?

428
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:42,100
I know, I got it.

429
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,530
Sheldon, I'm sorry.

430
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,360
Well, don't get the wrong idea.

431
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,700
The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.