1 00:00:15,031 --> 00:00:16,031 Problem? 2 00:00:17,034 --> 00:00:18,809 - This is Thai food. - Here we go. 3 00:00:20,783 --> 00:00:23,587 We don't have Thai food on Thursday. We have pizza on Thursday. 4 00:00:23,717 --> 00:00:25,850 Yes, but we all agreed that the third Thursday 5 00:00:25,975 --> 00:00:28,491 of every month would be Anything Can Happen Thursday. 6 00:00:28,616 --> 00:00:30,901 Apparently the news didn't reach my digestive system, 7 00:00:31,026 --> 00:00:32,937 which, when startled, has it's own version 8 00:00:33,062 --> 00:00:35,032 of Anything Can Happen Thursday. 9 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,977 Come on, the whole idea behind Anything Can Happen Thursday 10 00:00:39,102 --> 00:00:41,452 is to get out of this rut we've been in lately. 11 00:00:41,577 --> 00:00:44,039 "Rut"? I think you mean "consistency." 12 00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:46,972 And if we're going to abandon that, then why even call it Thursday? 13 00:00:47,097 --> 00:00:51,077 Let's call it "Quonko Day" and divide it into 29 hours of 17 minutes apiece, 14 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:55,005 and celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god Ra. 15 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,242 I could go for some goat. 16 00:01:01,476 --> 00:01:04,605 Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight. 17 00:01:05,084 --> 00:01:07,817 All right. Let's go to the comic book store. 18 00:01:07,986 --> 00:01:09,485 We went there last night. 19 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,146 Last night was Wednesday. Wednesday is comic book night. 20 00:01:12,271 --> 00:01:14,573 Tonight, we'll be going on Thursday, 21 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,179 because it's Anything Can Happen Thursday. 22 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:21,813 Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box. 23 00:01:22,697 --> 00:01:24,633 So what are we going to do tonight? 24 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,508 If I may proffer a suggestion, 25 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:29,131 in bars all across this great nation of ours, 26 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,407 Thursday night is Ladies' Night. 27 00:01:31,970 --> 00:01:33,908 Which means, as the evening progresses, 28 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:36,659 we will get better looking courtesy of 99 cent margaritas 29 00:01:36,784 --> 00:01:38,662 and two-for-one Jell-O shots. 30 00:01:41,199 --> 00:01:42,685 Come on, Howard, the odds of us 31 00:01:42,929 --> 00:01:45,228 picking up girls in a bar are practically zero. 32 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,690 Really? Are you familiar with the Drake Equation? 33 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,634 The one that estimates the odds of making contact 34 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:51,254 with extraterrestrials by calculating the product 35 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:53,378 of an increasingly restrictive series of fractional values 36 00:01:53,503 --> 00:01:54,872 such as those stars with planets, 37 00:01:54,997 --> 00:01:56,704 and those planets likely to develop life? 38 00:01:56,829 --> 00:01:58,765 N equals R times FP times NE times FL 39 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:00,676 times FI times FC times L? 40 00:02:04,514 --> 00:02:05,764 Yeah, that one. 41 00:02:11,378 --> 00:02:13,839 You can modify it to calculate our chances 42 00:02:13,964 --> 00:02:16,385 of having sex by changing the formula to use the number 43 00:02:16,624 --> 00:02:18,045 of single women in Los Angeles, 44 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:20,427 the number of those who might find us attractive, 45 00:02:20,552 --> 00:02:23,140 and what I call the Wolowitz Coefficient. 46 00:02:24,239 --> 00:02:25,644 "The Wolowitz Coefficient"? 47 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,112 Neediness times dress size squared. 48 00:02:30,089 --> 00:02:32,310 Crunching the numbers, I come up with a conservative 49 00:02:32,435 --> 00:02:35,905 5,812 potential sex partners within a 40-mile radius. 50 00:02:36,484 --> 00:02:37,573 You're joking. 51 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:40,748 I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. 52 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,694 I never joke about math or sex. 53 00:02:46,311 --> 00:02:48,704 What are we waiting for? Let's bounce, bitches. 54 00:02:50,694 --> 00:02:51,629 You're right. 55 00:02:52,099 --> 00:02:55,481 It's Anything Can Happen Thursday. Let's hit the clubs and meet hot women! 56 00:02:55,677 --> 00:02:57,473 Here we go. Lock up your daughters! 57 00:02:57,598 --> 00:02:59,720 We're going to hit it and quit it. 58 00:03:05,908 --> 00:03:09,063 Or we could finish eating and go to the comic book store. 59 00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:11,129 Also a good plan. 60 00:03:12,121 --> 00:03:14,944 But next Anything Can Happen Thursday, we're definitely going to a bar. 61 00:03:15,149 --> 00:03:16,254 Absolutely. 62 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:20,122 You heard that, Ladies' Night ladies? We're eventually coming for you! 63 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:24,871 Fascinating. 64 00:03:47,081 --> 00:03:48,811 Subtitles: The FW Team 65 00:03:51,138 --> 00:03:53,641 - Hey, guys. Where're you headed? - To the comic book store. 66 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:56,755 You're probably thinking, "The comic book store? On a Thursday? 67 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,180 Why, I've fallen down the rabbit hole and into a land of madness." 68 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,203 What you have failed to take into account, 69 00:04:02,328 --> 00:04:05,039 is that this is Anything Can Happen Thursday. 70 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:07,801 You got me. 71 00:04:08,561 --> 00:04:11,333 While you're there, could pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday? 72 00:04:11,715 --> 00:04:13,689 I think you mean comic books. 73 00:04:13,814 --> 00:04:17,005 "Comics" are feeble attempts at humor featuring talking babies 74 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,688 and anthropomorphized pets 75 00:04:18,813 --> 00:04:22,401 found traditionally in the optimistically-named "funny pages." 76 00:04:23,799 --> 00:04:26,479 Could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday? 77 00:04:26,604 --> 00:04:27,929 Sure. What does he like? 78 00:04:28,054 --> 00:04:30,186 I don't know, he's 13. Just pick out anything. 79 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,104 "Just pick out anything"? 80 00:04:33,177 --> 00:04:36,486 Maybe out the same timewe can pick out a new suit for him without knowing his size. 81 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:39,111 Or pick out his career for him without knowing his aptitude. 82 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,078 Or pick out a new breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber requirements. 83 00:04:43,924 --> 00:04:46,463 Or his feelings about little marshmallows. 84 00:04:48,662 --> 00:04:51,416 - Spider-Man. Get him Spider-Man. - Amazing Spider-Man, 85 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,585 Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man, 86 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,004 The Marvelous Adventures of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099? 87 00:04:58,739 --> 00:05:02,092 You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us? 88 00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:05,435 That's what I was trying to avoid. 89 00:05:06,592 --> 00:05:08,692 I forgot Sensational Spider-Man. 90 00:05:13,316 --> 00:05:15,105 What a cute, little store. 91 00:05:18,946 --> 00:05:20,746 Everybody's staring at me. 92 00:05:22,776 --> 00:05:25,699 Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 93 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:27,951 Unlikely. 94 00:05:31,108 --> 00:05:33,208 Here, what about this one for my nephew? 95 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,376 - A superb choice. - Oh, great. 96 00:05:35,707 --> 00:05:38,895 Provided he has already read Infinite Crisis and 52, 97 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:42,258 and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse. 98 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:45,344 What's a "multiverse"? 99 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,510 Get her out of here. 100 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:51,225 Come on, I'll help you pick something. 101 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:54,542 That's right. She's with us. 102 00:05:57,222 --> 00:05:59,272 Guys like that are so pathetic. 103 00:06:00,642 --> 00:06:01,766 Tell me about it. 104 00:06:02,814 --> 00:06:04,864 Look, a new Batman belt buckle. 105 00:06:07,491 --> 00:06:09,869 Hey, Leonard. Can I help you find something? 106 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:12,454 Hey, Stuart. This is Penny. She's looking for some comic books. 107 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:13,623 Oh, really. 108 00:06:13,868 --> 00:06:16,668 Blink twice if you're here against your will. 109 00:06:18,055 --> 00:06:19,743 I think we're fine, Stuart. 110 00:06:19,868 --> 00:06:22,618 - Let me know if you need anything. - Thanks. 111 00:06:24,141 --> 00:06:25,884 He seems like a nice guy. 112 00:06:26,831 --> 00:06:28,971 You mean for someone who's into comic books? 113 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,113 I just meant for... yeah. 114 00:06:34,044 --> 00:06:36,895 Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos. 115 00:06:37,235 --> 00:06:38,646 Stuart's a terrific artist. 116 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,816 He went to the Rhode Island School of Design. 117 00:06:41,146 --> 00:06:42,554 What about the guy over there 118 00:06:42,679 --> 00:06:45,070 in the superhero T-shirt tucked into his sweatpants? 119 00:06:47,096 --> 00:06:48,991 Yeah, that's Captain Sweatpants. 120 00:06:52,094 --> 00:06:55,244 He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make. 121 00:06:56,463 --> 00:06:58,772 - Got it. Got it. - Got it. Got it. 122 00:07:10,218 --> 00:07:11,271 Need it! 123 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,100 Let it go. 124 00:07:15,332 --> 00:07:16,894 Why? I saw it first. 125 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:20,439 - Yes, but I saw it from the front. - A far less impressive feat. 126 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,489 Come on! I need this for my Batman collection. 127 00:07:23,638 --> 00:07:26,612 - I need it for my Robin collection. - Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock? 128 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,903 Why would I gamble? It's mine. Let go. 129 00:07:29,028 --> 00:07:30,393 - You let go. - No, you! 130 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,396 Problem? 131 00:07:31,521 --> 00:07:34,119 - He won't let go of my comic book. - It's my comic book! 132 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,537 We need a ruling. 133 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,206 Cut it in half? 134 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:41,210 - Excuse me. - Hello again. 135 00:07:41,508 --> 00:07:44,630 Hi. What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy? 136 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,090 A 13-year-old girl. 137 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,613 But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... 138 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:53,472 this. 139 00:07:53,796 --> 00:07:55,891 Hellblazer. What's this about? 140 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,990 A morally ambiguous confidence man 141 00:07:58,171 --> 00:07:59,836 who smokes, has lung cancer 142 00:07:59,961 --> 00:08:02,580 and is tormented by the spirits of the undead. 143 00:08:03,662 --> 00:08:06,568 If it doesn't make me the favorite aunt, I don't know what will. 144 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:11,197 Is this me? 145 00:08:12,844 --> 00:08:14,406 Depends. Do you like it? 146 00:08:14,797 --> 00:08:17,371 - It's really good. - Yes, that's you. 147 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:21,874 That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it? 148 00:08:22,277 --> 00:08:24,577 It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot. 149 00:08:26,615 --> 00:08:29,758 I don't believe it. Stuart's putting the moves on Penny. 150 00:08:30,253 --> 00:08:32,761 I have got to learn how to draw. 151 00:08:35,484 --> 00:08:38,874 Once again, defeated by your own prurient interests. 152 00:08:39,514 --> 00:08:42,949 Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny's business over there? 153 00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:46,804 Nobody's up in anybody's business. Let's just buy our stuff and go. 154 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,278 Okay, you've got my number. 155 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,197 - Now, give me the picture. - You drive a hard bargain. 156 00:08:53,078 --> 00:08:54,324 But here. 157 00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:57,452 All right. So, just give me a call. 158 00:09:00,402 --> 00:09:04,102 So, Leonard, how are you enjoying Anything Can Happen Thursday? 159 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,327 Look at that. That's a dent. 160 00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:15,940 Thank you, Howard "Ham-Fisted" Wolowitz. 161 00:09:19,941 --> 00:09:22,132 Did you just shut the TV off in the middle of the classic 162 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,563 Deep Space Nine/Star Trek: The Original Series 163 00:09:24,688 --> 00:09:27,024 "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode? 164 00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:29,833 Apparently so. 165 00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:32,606 Are you ill? 166 00:09:35,355 --> 00:09:36,441 All right. 167 00:09:37,005 --> 00:09:39,124 Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing 168 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,434 some sort of emotional turmoil over the events 169 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:43,686 involving Penny earlier this evening? 170 00:09:43,811 --> 00:09:45,761 When did you pick up on that? 171 00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:49,497 A moment ago, when you turned off the TV in the middle of during the classic 172 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,478 Deep Space Nine/Star Trek: The Original Series 173 00:09:51,603 --> 00:09:53,509 "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode. 174 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:59,389 Would you like some advice? 175 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,517 Sure, why not? 176 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:04,242 Then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog 177 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:06,786 with an interactive comments section. 178 00:10:08,489 --> 00:10:09,524 Thanks a lot. 179 00:10:10,868 --> 00:10:12,778 Would you rather I offer my personal insight? 180 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:14,959 I don't need any insights. 181 00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:18,399 I just want to know why Penny's more interested in Stuart than me. 182 00:10:18,524 --> 00:10:20,463 We're practically the same guy. 183 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,417 I disagree. 184 00:10:22,837 --> 00:10:25,541 Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed 185 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:29,704 and, most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books. 186 00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:38,282 You're right. I really should be asking strangers on the Internet. 187 00:10:39,776 --> 00:10:41,295 My original point. 188 00:10:44,151 --> 00:10:47,305 Chinese food, vintage video games... 189 00:10:47,587 --> 00:10:50,213 After the nightmare of Anything Can Happen Thursday, 190 00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:53,262 this is Friday night the way it was meant to be. 191 00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:56,363 Who's up for Sheldon-Free Saturday? 192 00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:02,911 Hey, Penny... and Stuart. 193 00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:07,833 - Hey, guys. - So what are you kids up to? 194 00:11:08,204 --> 00:11:10,586 Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight. 195 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,797 And you guys are going together. Great... 196 00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:15,379 It is great. 197 00:11:15,504 --> 00:11:16,653 Really great. 198 00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:18,128 Freaking awesome. 199 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:21,183 - What are you guys doing? - It's Friday night, 200 00:11:21,308 --> 00:11:23,265 Chinese food and vintage video games, right? 201 00:11:23,592 --> 00:11:26,517 Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned. 202 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:30,578 Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, Zork. 203 00:11:32,278 --> 00:11:34,178 It's the buggy beta version. 204 00:11:35,843 --> 00:11:37,653 Zork. Well, you guys have fun. 205 00:11:38,768 --> 00:11:40,955 - See you guys. - See you, Stuart. 206 00:11:41,341 --> 00:11:42,465 Hey, Howard? 207 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:45,929 Take me to a bar with women. 208 00:11:46,909 --> 00:11:48,206 - Really? - Yeah. 209 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:55,306 Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear. 210 00:11:58,885 --> 00:11:59,718 Why? 211 00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:04,100 Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs. 212 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,391 Do you...? Let's go. 213 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,579 May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please? 214 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,112 - No, he may not. - Why? 215 00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:21,010 I'm not sitting here with a guy 216 00:12:21,135 --> 00:12:23,772 drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella. 217 00:12:24,938 --> 00:12:27,621 Fine. I'll have a chocolate martini. 218 00:12:29,195 --> 00:12:30,332 Wrong again! 219 00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:32,468 Come on, You know I can't talk to women 220 00:12:32,593 --> 00:12:35,488 unless I'm lit up like the Hindu festival of Devali. 221 00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,005 Look, There are plenty of bars in Los Angeles 222 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,282 where you can order grasshoppers and chocolate martinis, 223 00:12:44,407 --> 00:12:47,977 but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them. 224 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,005 Gotcha. 225 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:53,522 I'll have a Brandy Alexander. 226 00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:58,222 All right, the Three Musketeers just became the Dynamic Duo. 227 00:12:58,927 --> 00:13:01,310 Should we talk to some of these women? 228 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:03,323 It's way too early in the night for that. 229 00:13:03,692 --> 00:13:07,600 See, First we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then... 230 00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,250 we go after the weak and the old and the lame. 231 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,378 That's your system? 232 00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:14,853 That's my system. 233 00:13:16,757 --> 00:13:19,381 And if you spot a chick with a Seeing Eye dog, she's mine. 234 00:13:23,882 --> 00:13:25,569 Come on. I think it's nice 235 00:13:25,694 --> 00:13:28,825 that Captain Sweatpants showed up to your art opening. 236 00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:33,145 Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese. 237 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,757 You know, it's kind of early. 238 00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:39,901 Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something? 239 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,238 Gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it? 240 00:13:44,947 --> 00:13:47,826 You think "coffee," means coffee. That is so sweet. 241 00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:50,954 Come on. I think I have decaf. 242 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:52,706 Good, Stuart. 243 00:13:53,319 --> 00:13:55,543 I thought I heard your voice. Do you have a moment? 244 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,378 - Yeah, I guess. - Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so... 245 00:13:58,923 --> 00:14:01,209 - What are you doing? - We're having coffee. 246 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,842 Isn't it a little late for coffee? 247 00:14:04,695 --> 00:14:06,553 It's okay. She thinks she has decaf. 248 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,502 I'll just go look for it. 249 00:14:14,259 --> 00:14:16,848 - What's up? - I've spent the last three hours 250 00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:19,512 in an online debate in the DC Comics Batman chatroom, 251 00:14:19,637 --> 00:14:23,072 - and I need your help. - Yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. 252 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,928 - What's the topic? - I am asserting, 253 00:14:25,053 --> 00:14:27,206 in the event that Batman's death proves permanent, 254 00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:29,261 the original Robin, Dick Grayson, 255 00:14:29,386 --> 00:14:31,285 is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl. 256 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,831 Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong. 257 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:40,957 More wrong? 258 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:47,865 Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation. 259 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,826 Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. 260 00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:54,612 It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. 261 00:14:56,554 --> 00:14:59,856 But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing, 262 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,441 a superhero in his own right. 263 00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:04,319 Batman 2 has to be the second Robin, Jason Todd. 264 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,237 Has to be? Has to be? 265 00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:10,867 I hope you're being deliberately provocative. 266 00:15:12,075 --> 00:15:13,939 - I found the decaf! - Great! 267 00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:15,938 Herbal tea for me, please. 268 00:15:19,764 --> 00:15:20,764 Barkeep! 269 00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:22,340 Alexander me. 270 00:15:24,079 --> 00:15:25,579 How about those two? 271 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,889 They're eating peanuts. 272 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:31,584 And my allergies, one kiss would put me in Cedars-Sinai for a week. 273 00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:36,270 What about the ones in the corner? 274 00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,145 Possible. Very possible. 275 00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:43,253 Do You want the one in the whiplash collar or the one who keeps blinking? 276 00:15:44,078 --> 00:15:45,678 I think Blinky's cute. 277 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,190 You got it, sir. 278 00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:49,442 Wait, so we just go over there? 279 00:15:50,144 --> 00:15:52,142 We have a little prep work to do. 280 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:55,454 Put this in your mouth. We walk past them, you stumble a bit. 281 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,682 I say, sorry, my friend's had a little too much. 282 00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,703 And then I start to pull it out of your mouth. 283 00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:03,407 And say, "A little too much fun." 284 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:06,214 Get it? 285 00:16:06,571 --> 00:16:08,395 I mean, They're laughing, we're laughing. 286 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,894 Then we get them up to about a .15 blood alcohol level, 287 00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,679 and tell them we're millionaires. 288 00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:16,295 What else you got? 289 00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,539 Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap 290 00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:20,729 and pretend to be a ventriloquist dummy? 291 00:16:22,476 --> 00:16:25,429 I can't sit on your lap. You don't know the routine. 292 00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:32,249 I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-Zero Hour DC universe. 293 00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:33,450 Of course I am. 294 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,007 Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman's parents 295 00:16:36,132 --> 00:16:38,330 effectively deprived him of his raison d'être. 296 00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:42,709 Okay. You can Throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right. 297 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:44,484 Au contraire. 298 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,173 Plus, you're forgetting that the Infinite Crisis storyline 299 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,522 restored Joe Chill to the Batman mythology. 300 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,054 I am forgetting nothing and I resent your tone. 301 00:16:57,044 --> 00:16:59,517 Look, Sheldon, it's late. I've got to get some sleep. 302 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,937 - So, I win. - No, I'm tired. 303 00:17:03,086 --> 00:17:04,215 So, I win. 304 00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:08,272 - Fine. You win. - Darn tootin', I win. 305 00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:12,058 Penny, I really had a terrific time... 306 00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:16,576 No, don't wake her. 307 00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:19,582 She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine. 308 00:17:22,838 --> 00:17:25,185 You know, I don't think that was decaf. 309 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:31,581 Wait. Is this your card or isn't it? 310 00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:37,263 Trust me. This was their card. 311 00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:39,099 I thought you were good at this. 312 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:42,352 You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women. 313 00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:44,288 I do, all the time. 314 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,903 Well, what happened? We've been sitting here all night 315 00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:50,587 and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called. 316 00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:58,868 You're just going to make me come out and say it, aren't you? 317 00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:00,453 Say what? 318 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,540 You're weighing me down. 319 00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:08,461 I'm a falcon who hunts better solo. 320 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:13,007 Fine. I'll sit here. You take flight and hunt. 321 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:17,178 Don't be ridiculous. You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt. 322 00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:19,429 Actually, you can. 323 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,977 There's a whole sport built around it. 324 00:18:25,465 --> 00:18:26,632 Falconry. 325 00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:31,217 Shut up. 326 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,387 Let's just get Koothrappali and go. 327 00:18:40,568 --> 00:18:41,978 Lucky bastard. 328 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:46,999 It's got to be that stupid accent of his. 329 00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:53,006 Hello. I am Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay. 330 00:18:56,032 --> 00:18:57,432 Okay, I'm stumped.