1 00:00:01,257 --> 00:00:03,393 Are you from the Star Wars universe? 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:06,589 - Were you in the original trilogy? - Yes. 3 00:00:07,168 --> 00:00:10,818 Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini? 4 00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:13,675 God, I hope not. 5 00:00:15,067 --> 00:00:16,724 And no, I'm not Princess Leia. 6 00:00:16,893 --> 00:00:18,093 Okay. My turn. 7 00:00:18,577 --> 00:00:20,645 Are you in all six Star Wars movies? 8 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,229 - Yes. - Interesting. 9 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:23,630 Are you a droid? 10 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:27,459 Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon? 11 00:00:31,384 --> 00:00:33,034 - C-3PO. - You got it. 12 00:00:34,578 --> 00:00:35,958 That's preposterous. 13 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:37,981 I do not resemble C-3PO. 14 00:00:38,531 --> 00:00:41,831 Don't get me wrong. I'm flattered. I just don't see it. 15 00:00:47,153 --> 00:00:48,377 Leslie Winkle. 16 00:00:49,073 --> 00:00:51,573 You've reached "Friends with Benefits." 17 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:54,533 For a booty call, press one now. 18 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,684 What exactly does that expression mean, 19 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,350 "friends with benefits"? 20 00:01:01,475 --> 00:01:04,125 Does he provide her with health insurance? 21 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:10,349 Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with, 22 00:01:10,474 --> 00:01:13,197 but you were free to date whoever you wanted. 23 00:01:14,398 --> 00:01:16,701 I'm sorry. I can't imagine any of that. 24 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,955 - All right. Back to the game. - I believe it's my turn. 25 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,374 You may begin your questions whenever you're ready. 26 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,734 Are you Spock? 27 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,106 I don't like this game. 28 00:01:32,902 --> 00:01:34,468 So, where were we? 29 00:01:34,638 --> 00:01:36,482 Aren't you leaving for your booty call? 30 00:01:36,607 --> 00:01:38,045 No, it was something else. 31 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:40,953 Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on. 32 00:01:41,078 --> 00:01:42,142 Whose turn is it? 33 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,689 - We were up to you. - Great. Just start. 34 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,649 Let's see. Are you from a TV series? 35 00:01:48,819 --> 00:01:50,017 She dumped me! 36 00:01:53,649 --> 00:01:57,032 I bet he's someone from Babylon 5. We're never going to get it. 37 00:02:17,982 --> 00:02:19,632 Subtitles: The FWT Team 38 00:02:22,801 --> 00:02:24,394 What happened? Why did she dump you? 39 00:02:24,943 --> 00:02:28,593 I don't know. She just said, "Howard, Mama's a rolling stone." 40 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:34,630 Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone. 41 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:38,348 I don't understand. 42 00:02:38,473 --> 00:02:41,123 If you were in a non-emotional relationship, 43 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:44,952 then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response? 44 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,375 He obviously had feelings for her. 45 00:02:47,586 --> 00:02:51,644 Of course I had feelings for her. I saw her naked, for God's sake. 46 00:02:53,322 --> 00:02:55,298 Okay, you just need to get your mind off it. 47 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:57,370 Do you want to go to the comic book store? 48 00:02:57,495 --> 00:03:00,430 - Maybe go see a movie? - I don't want to go anywhere. 49 00:03:00,996 --> 00:03:01,996 You know, 50 00:03:02,586 --> 00:03:05,945 I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada 51 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:10,006 designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. 52 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,360 They can replace them with new problems, 53 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,906 such as alcoholism, gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases. 54 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,123 Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby!"? 55 00:03:26,692 --> 00:03:29,292 - I've never been there. Have you? - Me? No. 56 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,387 I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers. 57 00:03:34,284 --> 00:03:37,784 It could be fun. My weekend's wide open, now that... 58 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:44,063 Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas. 59 00:03:44,188 --> 00:03:45,630 Now? Right now? 60 00:03:45,755 --> 00:03:48,110 Why not? People do things "right now," all the time. 61 00:03:48,235 --> 00:03:50,209 Why can't we be "right now" people, too? 62 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:53,534 Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people. 63 00:03:53,676 --> 00:03:56,011 I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription, 64 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,309 but after that, we'll go right now. 65 00:03:59,186 --> 00:04:00,747 What do you say, Howard? 66 00:04:00,872 --> 00:04:01,872 I say... 67 00:04:02,122 --> 00:04:03,360 "Vegas, baby!" 68 00:04:04,358 --> 00:04:07,858 - What are you gonna tell your mother? - "Sea World, baby!" 69 00:04:12,509 --> 00:04:15,674 - Are you coming? - I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs 70 00:04:15,799 --> 00:04:18,249 and hatch larvae in my auditory canal. 71 00:04:20,966 --> 00:04:22,804 Great. We'll bring you back a t-shirt. 72 00:04:26,804 --> 00:04:27,809 Thank you. 73 00:04:29,406 --> 00:04:30,706 Hello, neighbor. 74 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,146 Hello, Sheldon. 75 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,400 And how are you this fine evening? 76 00:04:35,659 --> 00:04:37,915 - Great. - Good. I'm glad. 77 00:04:38,741 --> 00:04:40,391 Really? Are you drunk? 78 00:04:41,466 --> 00:04:43,107 I'm just in a good mood. 79 00:04:43,232 --> 00:04:45,485 While my compatriots are in Las Vegas, 80 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:49,514 I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude. 81 00:04:50,212 --> 00:04:52,762 That's Superman's big ice thingy, right? 82 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,305 You know, I'm in such a good mood, 83 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:58,067 I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language 84 00:04:58,192 --> 00:04:59,975 folksy and charming today. 85 00:05:02,651 --> 00:05:04,151 What smells so good? 86 00:05:04,276 --> 00:05:07,800 That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer, 87 00:05:08,185 --> 00:05:11,473 a perfect culinary representation of the freedom this evening holds. 88 00:05:11,598 --> 00:05:14,912 Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes, 89 00:05:15,037 --> 00:05:16,975 it contains a generous helping of peanuts, 90 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:20,528 which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister. 91 00:05:22,449 --> 00:05:25,348 And finally, its main ingredient is paneer, 92 00:05:25,473 --> 00:05:26,862 a farmer's cheese 93 00:05:26,987 --> 00:05:30,774 that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable within minutes. 94 00:05:33,972 --> 00:05:35,025 Yum. 95 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,519 Well, enjoy your big evening. 96 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:42,254 I realize you're also on your own tonight, 97 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:45,195 so if, at some point, you find yourself with nothing to do, 98 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,054 please do not disturb me. 99 00:05:48,647 --> 00:05:49,891 Have fun, Sheldon. 100 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:51,210 I shall. 101 00:06:06,903 --> 00:06:10,244 What's wrong, Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy? 102 00:06:19,385 --> 00:06:22,380 Look at this. Mouthwash, lotion, body wash. 103 00:06:22,505 --> 00:06:26,104 Shampoo and conditioner together in one tiny bottle. 104 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:28,554 I love Las Vegas. 105 00:06:30,164 --> 00:06:32,182 Howard, could I borrow some aftershave? 106 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,935 Black case, top compartment. 107 00:06:40,187 --> 00:06:41,881 That's a lot of cologne. 108 00:06:42,006 --> 00:06:44,737 First row are your musks. Second is woods, 109 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:46,681 leathers and botanicals. 110 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,521 Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly. 111 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,584 That's the spirit, Howard. 112 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:01,238 Yes, we can. 113 00:07:05,013 --> 00:07:06,030 Let's go. 114 00:07:06,155 --> 00:07:09,355 You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email. 115 00:07:09,627 --> 00:07:12,866 That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page. 116 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:13,724 Fine. 117 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:16,459 I'm checking her Facebook page. Look at her status update. 118 00:07:16,584 --> 00:07:19,188 She's saying she dumped me. People need to know I dumped her. 119 00:07:20,502 --> 00:07:21,732 But she did dump you. 120 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,480 Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet. 121 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:31,196 Just go. I'll catch up with you. 122 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,659 All right. 123 00:07:33,559 --> 00:07:36,122 We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky. 124 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:41,519 Okay, if I get lucky, 125 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:45,006 I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City, and... 126 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:48,479 if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon. 127 00:07:50,091 --> 00:07:51,541 Sounds like a plan. 128 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,517 Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere. 129 00:07:57,088 --> 00:07:58,338 We have a bowl. 130 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,991 Our keys go in a bowl. 131 00:08:02,056 --> 00:08:03,656 You should get a bowl. 132 00:08:04,594 --> 00:08:06,712 So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper 133 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,446 forget his key in the first place? 134 00:08:09,595 --> 00:08:11,365 I left them in the bowl. 135 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:14,909 I just remembered where the emergency key is. 136 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:17,038 Where? In your apartment. 137 00:08:17,641 --> 00:08:20,135 - What's it doing in my apartment? - I went in there a few weeks ago 138 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:22,251 and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there. 139 00:08:22,601 --> 00:08:25,701 You went in my... Why would... What are you saying? 140 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:28,548 It's not a big deal. I was making coffee and I ran out of milk. 141 00:08:28,805 --> 00:08:30,405 You're the milk thief! 142 00:08:33,223 --> 00:08:36,522 Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter. 143 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,235 All right. Just calm down. 144 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,997 I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door. 145 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,870 Eat your dinner here while you're waiting. 146 00:08:43,995 --> 00:08:46,622 Eat? My dinner? In your apartment? 147 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:48,189 Why not? 148 00:08:48,314 --> 00:08:50,085 Sure. Why not? 149 00:08:50,277 --> 00:08:53,008 And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup 150 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,243 and go skinny-dipping down at the creek. 151 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,954 'Cause today's the day to stop making sense. 152 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,232 Thanks. 153 00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:07,457 I'm telling you, Leonard... video slots... 154 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:10,621 free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid 155 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:13,177 and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95. 156 00:09:15,113 --> 00:09:16,763 Disneyland can suck it. 157 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,902 This is the real happiest place on earth. 158 00:09:26,385 --> 00:09:29,285 Dude, check it out! That's laundry for a month! 159 00:09:32,027 --> 00:09:33,027 Hi. 160 00:09:39,888 --> 00:09:40,888 Hello. 161 00:09:42,467 --> 00:09:45,739 - What's your name? - Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali. 162 00:09:47,272 --> 00:09:48,672 Hello, Rajesh Ra... 163 00:09:49,524 --> 00:09:50,574 Hi, Rajesh. 164 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:53,927 - I'm Michaela. - Hello, Michaela. 165 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:56,511 So, you interested in a little party? 166 00:09:58,034 --> 00:09:59,834 Why, yes, I love to party. 167 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:02,412 Party is my middle name. 168 00:10:02,537 --> 00:10:04,987 Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan. 169 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:09,831 - Can I talk to you for a moment? - Not now. 170 00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:11,734 Michaela's inviting me to a party. 171 00:10:12,674 --> 00:10:15,530 You better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you. 172 00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:20,660 Yeah. I really need to talk to you. 173 00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:24,267 Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move. 174 00:10:24,392 --> 00:10:28,187 Just stay the beautiful, unspoiled American flower that you are. 175 00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:33,298 What's wrong with you, dude? That woman was all up in my jammy. 176 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:37,830 Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is, but... 177 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,388 I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute. 178 00:10:41,361 --> 00:10:42,361 What? 179 00:10:46,147 --> 00:10:48,353 Let me put it this way: In your entire life, 180 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,873 how many gorgeous women have walked straight up to you in a bar 181 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,962 and asked if you wanted to party? 182 00:10:56,205 --> 00:10:57,823 Maybe I can save her. 183 00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:04,475 Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try. 184 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:13,289 It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors. 185 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,331 Whatever. 186 00:11:18,525 --> 00:11:20,078 I miss her already. 187 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,164 Howard's losing it. 188 00:11:26,289 --> 00:11:28,166 Check out his latest Twitters. 189 00:11:28,536 --> 00:11:31,795 "I'm at the bottom of a black hole staring into the abyss. 190 00:11:32,216 --> 00:11:35,188 "My life is meaningless. My future is without hope." 191 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,488 Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group? 192 00:11:39,339 --> 00:11:40,489 You think that'd help? 193 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:43,902 USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family." 194 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:48,248 I don't know, Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy. 195 00:11:49,364 --> 00:11:51,334 It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker. 196 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,254 She's exactly his type; a hooker. 197 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,801 You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up. 198 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,500 We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker. 199 00:12:06,947 --> 00:12:08,911 "I'm so lonely and horny, 200 00:12:09,036 --> 00:12:12,813 "I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all." 201 00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:20,860 I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate. 202 00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:27,266 So how was your day? 203 00:12:29,772 --> 00:12:31,919 Are you trying to make small talk? 204 00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:34,210 Sweetie, you really don't have to. 205 00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:36,712 No, it's the accepted convention. 206 00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:41,232 How was your day? 207 00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:45,848 They shifted my schedule around at the restaurant, 208 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,891 - so my hours are gonna be... - I'm sorry. 209 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,392 That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat. 210 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:00,814 Hello again. 211 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,188 Hi. Listen... 212 00:13:04,725 --> 00:13:08,243 If you're not busy, we were thinking maybe you could... 213 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,375 - We were wondering... - If you're really a prostitute. 214 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:15,752 - You guys cops? - No. 215 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,216 I'm a prostitute. 216 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,078 Okay, great. 217 00:13:29,424 --> 00:13:33,277 The thing is, we've got this friend, and he's kind of down in the dumps. 218 00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:35,921 And we thought maybe you could cheer him up. 219 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,216 With sex. 220 00:13:39,846 --> 00:13:41,360 I think she knows what I meant. 221 00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:44,253 How when you beat around the bush? She's from the mean streets 222 00:13:44,378 --> 00:13:46,774 where they shoot from the hip and keep it real. 223 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,079 Don't worry. I can take good care of your friend. 224 00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:53,028 Okay, terrific. 225 00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:56,951 Listen, is there a way that we can do this 226 00:13:57,076 --> 00:14:00,489 where he doesn't know that you're a, you know... 227 00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:01,689 Prostitute. 228 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:04,968 You want the girlfriend experience. 229 00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:08,617 Yes. Yeah, exactly. The girlfriend experience. 230 00:14:08,742 --> 00:14:10,505 Actually, if it's not too much to ask, 231 00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:13,266 could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience? 232 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:18,648 Okay, that's question 20. You have to guess. 233 00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:22,495 I don't know, Sheldon. 234 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,379 Are you Star Wars? 235 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,065 How can one person be a whole movie? 236 00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:32,287 I give up. Can we just do something else? 237 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,280 Fine. 238 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:35,890 I was Spock. 239 00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,881 Are you and Leonard friends with benefits? 240 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:45,730 What? 241 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,094 Are you and Leonard friends with benefits? 242 00:14:48,351 --> 00:14:50,721 Where did that even come from? Did he say we were? 243 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,474 No, Leonard said nothing. But who knows what goes on over here 244 00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:55,863 when he pretends your mail was misdelivered? 245 00:14:57,632 --> 00:14:59,439 Just mail, no benefits. 246 00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:01,201 I see. 247 00:15:01,704 --> 00:15:03,212 Why are you asking? 248 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:06,301 I'm curious about the whole social construct. 249 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:10,564 On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite, 250 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:12,368 assuming one is afflicted with such, 251 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,582 without emotional entanglement, 252 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,243 that seems eminently practical. 253 00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:18,927 What I've observed, however, 254 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,187 is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl. 255 00:15:23,949 --> 00:15:26,715 Some people just can't handle that kind of relationship. 256 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:28,726 Can you? 257 00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:32,594 Excuse me? 258 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,840 Are you able to have sex with men 259 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,809 without developing an emotional attachment? 260 00:15:38,481 --> 00:15:42,315 I really... don't want to talk about this with you. 261 00:15:42,647 --> 00:15:44,512 Is this conversation making you uncomfortable? 262 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,111 Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell? 263 00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:48,696 I really have no idea. 264 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,616 I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions... 265 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,528 I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon! 266 00:15:55,808 --> 00:15:57,676 Thank you. That's very helpful. 267 00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:03,294 All right, where are these amazing shrimp? 268 00:16:04,154 --> 00:16:05,170 Behold. 269 00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:10,874 Seriously, you think this is the size of a baby's arm? 270 00:16:12,457 --> 00:16:13,590 A little baby. 271 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,599 I'm going back to the room. 272 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,294 Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket? 273 00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:33,765 Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz. 274 00:16:35,184 --> 00:16:36,584 Esther Rosenblatt. 275 00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:46,522 I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here. 276 00:16:47,461 --> 00:16:49,818 Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch? 277 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,962 It wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind, 278 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,054 but it's the one I'm going with. 279 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,599 I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed. 280 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:02,185 And given its dimensions, I have no intention of living out Snickering's 281 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,314 beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall. 282 00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:07,755 What? 283 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,622 "There was a tall man from Cornwall 284 00:17:10,747 --> 00:17:12,434 "whose length exceed his bed. 285 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:14,491 "My body fits on it, but barely upon it, 286 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,071 "there's no room for my big Cornish head." 287 00:17:23,814 --> 00:17:27,211 All right, I will give you my bed on one condition: 288 00:17:27,597 --> 00:17:30,923 that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours. 289 00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:33,633 May I say one last thing? 290 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,177 Only if it doesn't rhyme. 291 00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:38,487 All right. 292 00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:44,150 Good night. 293 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:50,103 Turn-ons? Let me see. 294 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,862 Reading a good book in front of the fire, 295 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,919 long walks on the beach... 296 00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:58,921 and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger. 297 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,557 Really? Me, too! 298 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,184 Oy, gevalt, you're hot. 299 00:18:13,653 --> 00:18:15,360 Excuse me for a moment. 300 00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:20,388 How's it going? 301 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,724 Cut the crap. You set this up, didn't you? 302 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,312 She's a hooker, isn't she? 303 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,715 A prostitute, yes. 304 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,530 You already gave her the money? 305 00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:35,551 Thank you! 306 00:18:46,971 --> 00:18:47,971 What? 307 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,371 I can't sleep. 308 00:18:51,712 --> 00:18:54,351 Maybe that's because your hole is still open. 309 00:18:56,707 --> 00:18:57,840 I'm homesick. 310 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,391 Your home is 20 feet from here. 311 00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:05,420 20 feet, 20 light-years, it doesn't matter. 312 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,410 It's in a galaxy far, far away. 313 00:19:10,742 --> 00:19:11,742 Damn it. 314 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,318 What do you want me to do? 315 00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:20,007 Sing Soft Kitty. 316 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,996 That's only for when you're sick. 317 00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:28,634 Homesick is a type of being sick. 318 00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:34,789 Come on, do I really have to? 319 00:19:35,847 --> 00:19:37,800 I suppose we can stay up and talk. 320 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,860 Soft kitty 321 00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,251 Warm kitty 322 00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:46,677 Little ball of fur 323 00:19:47,432 --> 00:19:49,234 Happy kitty 324 00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:54,420 - Sleepy kitty. - Sleepy kit... 325 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,420 Start over. 326 00:20:03,723 --> 00:20:05,577 Soft kitty 327 00:20:05,702 --> 00:20:07,091 Warm kitty 328 00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:09,565 Little ball of fur 329 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,954 Happy kitty 330 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,461 Sleepy kitty 331 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,113 Purr, purr, purr 332 00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:23,763 Thank you for letting me stay here. 333 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:26,807 You're welcome, sweetie. 334 00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,303 Okay, I'm sleepy now. Get out. 335 00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,653 Good. You're finally home. 336 00:20:46,949 --> 00:20:48,454 What were you doing at Penny's? 337 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,385 Well, we had dinner, 338 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,584 played some games, and then I spent the night. 339 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,183 You'll be happy to know that I now have 340 00:20:56,308 --> 00:20:58,965 a much better understanding of "friends with benefits."