1 00:00:01,883 --> 00:00:06,203 Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt? 2 00:00:07,538 --> 00:00:10,540 Here. Breathe into this bag. 3 00:00:11,826 --> 00:00:13,026 What's going on? 4 00:00:13,027 --> 00:00:15,696 They stole everything, Leonard! 5 00:00:15,697 --> 00:00:17,130 Everything. 6 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:18,882 Are you the roommate? 7 00:00:18,883 --> 00:00:20,967 Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter. What happened? 8 00:00:20,968 --> 00:00:23,203 Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery. 9 00:00:23,204 --> 00:00:25,138 Oh, my God, what did they get? 10 00:00:25,139 --> 00:00:26,423 What didn't they get? 11 00:00:26,424 --> 00:00:28,375 They got my enchanted weapons, 12 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,344 my vicious gladiator armor, 13 00:00:30,345 --> 00:00:32,679 my wand of untainted power, 14 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,649 and all my gold! 15 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:37,451 You called the police 16 00:00:37,452 --> 00:00:40,220 because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account? 17 00:00:40,221 --> 00:00:42,656 What choice did I have? 18 00:00:42,657 --> 00:00:45,859 The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, 19 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:47,661 hero of the Eastern kingdoms, 20 00:00:47,662 --> 00:00:51,865 has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. 21 00:00:53,134 --> 00:00:54,735 Plus, the FBI hung up on me. 22 00:00:56,471 --> 00:00:58,672 Into the bag. 23 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:02,676 They took my battle ostrich! 24 00:01:02,677 --> 00:01:05,011 - Oh, no, not Glenn! - Yes! 25 00:01:05,012 --> 00:01:06,346 Glenn! 26 00:01:06,347 --> 00:01:08,548 The only bird I ever loved. 27 00:01:10,051 --> 00:01:11,852 Good luck, fellas. 28 00:01:11,853 --> 00:01:13,553 Oh. Well, thank you, officer. 29 00:01:13,554 --> 00:01:14,821 Wait a minute! 30 00:01:14,822 --> 00:01:16,323 You're not going to do anything? 31 00:01:16,324 --> 00:01:17,491 Mr. Cooper, there's nothing... 32 00:01:17,492 --> 00:01:18,992 Dr. Cooper. 33 00:01:19,861 --> 00:01:21,561 Seriously? 34 00:01:22,663 --> 00:01:25,432 Not the kind with access to drugs. 35 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:28,402 Fine. Dr. Cooper. 36 00:01:28,403 --> 00:01:29,836 I'm sorry for your loss, 37 00:01:29,837 --> 00:01:31,371 but the Pasadena Police Department 38 00:01:31,372 --> 00:01:33,607 doesn't have jurisdiction in... 39 00:01:33,608 --> 00:01:35,509 Pandora. 40 00:01:35,510 --> 00:01:38,178 That's from Avatar! 41 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,515 World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. 42 00:01:41,516 --> 00:01:44,384 Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun? 43 00:01:45,486 --> 00:01:49,523 Can you at least refer me to a rogue ex-cop? 44 00:01:49,524 --> 00:01:50,857 What? 45 00:01:50,858 --> 00:01:53,660 Wh-- you know, one who was drummed off the force 46 00:01:53,661 --> 00:01:55,495 because he refused to play by the rules, 47 00:01:55,496 --> 00:01:57,197 and now he hires himself out 48 00:01:57,198 --> 00:02:00,400 to impose his own brand of rough justice? 49 00:02:01,269 --> 00:02:03,136 No. 50 00:02:04,522 --> 00:02:06,189 Thank you, officer. 51 00:02:07,074 --> 00:02:09,709 It's all gone. All gone. 52 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:11,578 I'm really sorry, Sheldon. 53 00:02:11,579 --> 00:02:13,246 What kind of world do we live in, 54 00:02:13,247 --> 00:02:17,184 where a man would take another man's battle ostrich? 55 00:02:17,185 --> 00:02:19,085 I don't know. 56 00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:21,455 This act of aggression must be met 57 00:02:21,456 --> 00:02:23,824 with swift and cruel ferocity. 58 00:02:23,825 --> 00:02:28,462 It is time to cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. 59 00:02:28,463 --> 00:02:30,630 I'm on it. 60 00:02:33,868 --> 00:02:36,736 Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz. Is, is Howard there? 61 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:39,906 Okay, thanks. 62 00:02:39,907 --> 00:02:41,408 That particular dog of war 63 00:02:41,409 --> 00:02:43,510 will have to call you back after his bath. 64 00:02:46,948 --> 00:02:49,249 See if Raj is done with Pilates. 65 00:02:50,451 --> 00:02:54,070 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 66 00:02:54,071 --> 00:02:57,407 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 67 00:02:57,408 --> 00:02:59,042 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 68 00:02:59,043 --> 00:03:01,595 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 69 00:03:01,596 --> 00:03:04,247 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 70 00:03:04,248 --> 00:03:06,933 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 71 00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:08,835 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 72 00:03:08,836 --> 00:03:09,714 ♪ Bang! ♪ 73 00:03:09,739 --> 00:03:12,439 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x19 ♪ The Zarnecki Incursion Original Air Date on March 31, 2011 74 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,977 -- sync, corrected by elderman -- 75 00:03:15,511 --> 00:03:17,512 Three thousand hours. 76 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:20,648 Three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, 77 00:03:20,649 --> 00:03:22,617 collecting weapons and gold. 78 00:03:22,618 --> 00:03:27,489 It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time. 79 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:29,124 Whoever did this knew what they were doing. 80 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,159 He got in and out of your account in under 81 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,661 15 minutes, transferred all your stuff, 82 00:03:33,662 --> 00:03:34,896 and didn't leave a digital fingerprint. 83 00:03:34,897 --> 00:03:36,131 Oh! 84 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,700 There isn't enough chamomile tea in the world 85 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:41,603 to quell the rage in my heart. 86 00:03:42,738 --> 00:03:44,305 Hold on. I'm talking to an orc 87 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:45,874 under the bridge in Thunder Bluff 88 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:48,710 who says if we pay him, he'll help us track down your things. 89 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:50,211 Can we trust him? 90 00:03:50,212 --> 00:03:52,514 I should say so; he appears to be a member 91 00:03:52,515 --> 00:03:55,050 of the Nigerian royal family. 92 00:03:56,852 --> 00:03:59,921 Whoa! Somebody's auctioning off a jeweled ostrich bridle! 93 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:01,556 No. Glenn's was leather. 94 00:04:02,425 --> 00:04:04,592 He was a simple ostrich. 95 00:04:04,593 --> 00:04:07,595 Is! Is, I haven't given up hope. 96 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,365 Hey. 97 00:04:10,366 --> 00:04:12,600 Hey, Penny. We're kind of in the middle of a crisis, here. 98 00:04:12,601 --> 00:04:14,969 Oh, I know. Bernadette told me. 99 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:18,306 Sorry, Sheldon. I know that game meant a lot to you. 100 00:04:18,307 --> 00:04:20,375 What-- "that game"? 101 00:04:21,477 --> 00:04:25,313 Excuse me, Penny, but Doodle Jump is a game. 102 00:04:25,314 --> 00:04:27,982 Angry Birds is a game. 103 00:04:27,983 --> 00:04:29,451 World of Warcraft is a 104 00:04:29,452 --> 00:04:33,621 massively multi-player online role-playing... 105 00:04:33,622 --> 00:04:35,557 all right, technically it's a game. 106 00:04:36,892 --> 00:04:40,595 Bad news, the Nigerian prince may be a fraud. 107 00:04:40,596 --> 00:04:42,830 Okay, well, anyways, I brought you 108 00:04:42,831 --> 00:04:44,382 a day-old cheesecake to cheer you up! 109 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,968 Stale pastry is hollow succor 110 00:04:46,969 --> 00:04:49,437 to a man who is bereft of ostrich. 111 00:04:50,306 --> 00:04:51,739 Just say "thank you." 112 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:54,309 I thought I just did. 113 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:58,146 All right. See you later. 114 00:04:58,147 --> 00:04:59,247 Oh! Hello. 115 00:04:59,248 --> 00:05:01,483 Oh, hi! I was just dropping off a cheesecake 116 00:05:01,484 --> 00:05:04,652 to Sheldon. He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap 117 00:05:04,653 --> 00:05:07,255 that's useful in a make-believe place. 118 00:05:08,124 --> 00:05:09,591 I don't know what that means. 119 00:05:09,592 --> 00:05:12,427 Yeah, well, sadly, I do. 120 00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:16,631 Did you know last weekend Priya took Leonard 121 00:05:16,632 --> 00:05:18,032 rollerblading at the beach? 122 00:05:18,033 --> 00:05:19,801 Can you believe that? 123 00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:22,754 I feel like I'm supposed to say "that bitch," 124 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:25,306 but I don't have enough information. 125 00:05:25,307 --> 00:05:27,675 I am the one who spent two years 126 00:05:27,676 --> 00:05:28,877 trying to get him to even 127 00:05:28,878 --> 00:05:30,512 go to the beach in the first place. 128 00:05:30,513 --> 00:05:32,564 And he was so phobic about stepping on medical waste, 129 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,482 I had to carry him to the water. 130 00:05:34,483 --> 00:05:37,185 I took Howard to the beach once. 131 00:05:37,186 --> 00:05:40,255 He almost burst into flames like a vampire. 132 00:05:41,323 --> 00:05:44,409 So what's the thanks I get for turning Leonard 133 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,110 into quality boyfriend material? 134 00:05:46,111 --> 00:05:48,296 I have to tiptoe around his new girlfriend. 135 00:05:48,297 --> 00:05:50,949 I think you're on. Oh. 136 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:54,202 That bitch! 137 00:05:54,203 --> 00:05:56,971 Want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream? 138 00:05:56,972 --> 00:05:59,874 Ah, here's the alcohol and drug peer pressure 139 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,376 Mother warned me about. 140 00:06:02,478 --> 00:06:05,213 I was starting to think it was never going to happen. 141 00:06:05,214 --> 00:06:07,949 Yes, please. 142 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,651 You guys should've seen Leonard when I first met him. 143 00:06:09,652 --> 00:06:10,652 There was no eye contact. 144 00:06:10,653 --> 00:06:12,053 He was either looking up at the ceiling, 145 00:06:12,054 --> 00:06:13,721 or down at his shoes. 146 00:06:13,722 --> 00:06:15,657 I'm drunk. 147 00:06:17,426 --> 00:06:19,444 You know, for the first couple of months, 148 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:21,262 whenever I would take off my bra, 149 00:06:21,263 --> 00:06:26,100 he would giggle and say, "Oh, boy, my breast friends!" 150 00:06:26,101 --> 00:06:28,336 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 151 00:06:28,337 --> 00:06:30,305 I'm never speaking to Priya again. 152 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:31,372 No, don't do that. 153 00:06:31,373 --> 00:06:32,924 No reason to be mean to her. 154 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:36,344 This may be the alcohol talking... 155 00:06:36,345 --> 00:06:37,579 but I believe there is. 156 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:39,747 Are you familiar with the recent study 157 00:06:39,748 --> 00:06:42,183 of Tanzanian chimpanzees by Nishida and Hosaka 158 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:44,419 out of Kyoto University? 159 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,655 No, but I can name all the Kardashians. 160 00:06:47,656 --> 00:06:50,558 Primates, such as ourselves, have a natural instinct 161 00:06:50,559 --> 00:06:53,161 to ostracize ill-mannered members of the troop. 162 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:54,495 Bernadette's urge to 163 00:06:54,496 --> 00:06:57,332 shun, scowl or fling her waste at Priya 164 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,567 is hard-wired into her DNA. 165 00:06:59,568 --> 00:07:03,471 I don't have an urge to fling my waste. 166 00:07:03,472 --> 00:07:05,807 Believe me, it's there, we all have it. 167 00:07:05,808 --> 00:07:08,977 Hit me with some more booze, and I'll show you. 168 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:13,414 All right, here we are-- this is the tavern 169 00:07:13,415 --> 00:07:17,085 where all the black-market weapon trades go down. 170 00:07:17,086 --> 00:07:19,887 I don't think my character should be in a place like this. 171 00:07:19,888 --> 00:07:22,090 Everyone's undressing her with their eyes. 172 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:24,259 Maybe if you stop dropping your sword 173 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:26,494 and bending over to pick it up. 174 00:07:27,913 --> 00:07:29,547 Okay, what exactly are we looking for? 175 00:07:29,548 --> 00:07:31,633 Redheaded troll, goes by the name of Glumly. 176 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:32,667 According to the message boards, 177 00:07:32,668 --> 00:07:34,202 if you want to move stolen goods 178 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,337 and it's after school hours, he's your guy. 179 00:07:36,338 --> 00:07:37,605 Leonard, is this going 180 00:07:37,606 --> 00:07:39,407 to take much longer? I thought we were 181 00:07:39,408 --> 00:07:40,808 going to spend some time together. 182 00:07:40,809 --> 00:07:42,243 Uh, we are. In the meantime, 183 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:45,046 you're welcome to whip up a quick character and join us. 184 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,614 Seriously? 185 00:07:46,615 --> 00:07:49,217 Well, you have to put in a credit card number, 186 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,185 but it's fun. 187 00:07:51,186 --> 00:07:52,954 Maybe I should just go home. 188 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:54,455 Our troll just walked in! I got him! 189 00:07:54,456 --> 00:07:56,291 We got him. We're almost done. 190 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:57,292 So, how do 191 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:58,576 you guys want to play this? 192 00:07:58,577 --> 00:08:00,128 Be ruthless. You tell him 193 00:08:00,129 --> 00:08:02,430 if he doesn't start talking, we'll register a complaint 194 00:08:02,431 --> 00:08:05,333 with his Internet service provider. 195 00:08:05,334 --> 00:08:08,803 Sheldon, what if he gets his Internet from his cable company? 196 00:08:08,804 --> 00:08:13,741 He could lose his HBO and all their delightful original programming. 197 00:08:13,742 --> 00:08:17,078 I don't care! I'm losin' it, man! 198 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,546 Why don't we play this smart? 199 00:08:18,547 --> 00:08:20,848 Try a little "good goblin, bad goblin." 200 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:22,917 Oh, dear Lord. 201 00:08:22,918 --> 00:08:25,186 Nah, I think we have to be more subtle. 202 00:08:25,187 --> 00:08:28,156 Okay, I see where this is going. 203 00:08:28,157 --> 00:08:30,725 Fine, I'll have sex with him. 204 00:08:32,628 --> 00:08:35,830 That's not where it was going. 205 00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:38,154 Good, because I would hate that. 206 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:42,594 Leonard, you're busy-- let's talk tomorrow. 207 00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:43,795 Oh, wait. 208 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:46,624 - Hang on. Are you upset? - No, no, I think 209 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:49,143 it's sexy to date a boy trapped in a man's body. 210 00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:50,144 Oh. 211 00:08:50,145 --> 00:08:51,145 Good, good. 212 00:08:51,146 --> 00:08:53,848 I'll tell you what happens. 213 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,752 And people think I don't get sarcasm. 214 00:09:00,889 --> 00:09:03,891 Well, well, well. 215 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:06,444 Look who it is. 216 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:07,528 Okay, be nice. 217 00:09:07,529 --> 00:09:08,730 Hello. 218 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:10,648 Hi. We're just heading out for a drink. 219 00:09:10,649 --> 00:09:13,668 Because I do that now. 220 00:09:14,603 --> 00:09:15,703 Count your blessings 221 00:09:15,704 --> 00:09:17,872 you're not a Tanzanian chimp. 222 00:09:19,007 --> 00:09:20,041 What? 223 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:20,992 Don't listen to her-- 224 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,910 she's had a lot of ice cream. 225 00:09:23,612 --> 00:09:24,846 Do you want to join us? 226 00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:27,515 Oh, thank you, but I have work to do. 227 00:09:29,618 --> 00:09:32,086 Four women walk down the stairs-- 228 00:09:32,087 --> 00:09:34,672 how many reach the lobby? 229 00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:43,400 Did your sister say anything when you got home last night? 230 00:09:43,401 --> 00:09:45,752 Oh, no, don't put me in the middle of this. 231 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,420 I'm not going to be your go-between. 232 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,588 Come on, help me out. 233 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,989 Am I in trouble? 234 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,941 There's no reason to worry. 235 00:09:51,942 --> 00:09:53,093 That's a relief. 236 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,294 I'm sure many women 237 00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:56,229 in happy relationships spend their nights 238 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:58,631 Skyping with their ex-boyfriend Sanjay. 239 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,204 Good news, gentlemen-- I found our hacker. 240 00:10:04,205 --> 00:10:05,538 - What? - Really? 241 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,406 Yeah. No one can hide from me, 242 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,092 not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, 243 00:10:09,093 --> 00:10:11,311 not even topless Natalie Portman. 244 00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:14,147 I've never said these words before, 245 00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:16,549 but good job, Howard! 246 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:22,055 Thanks. Our culprit is one Mr. Todd Zarnecki, 2711 247 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,256 Ocean View Road, 248 00:10:23,257 --> 00:10:24,824 Carlsbad, California. 249 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,827 The name and the address drip with evil. 250 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,162 What else do we know about him? 251 00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:30,980 Why, quite a bit, actually. 252 00:10:30,981 --> 00:10:34,200 I'll bet he's some loser who lives with his parents. 253 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,374 Yes, he does live with his parents. 254 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:45,678 Here's a Google Earth shot of their house. 255 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,647 Excellent! It's in a cul-de-sac. 256 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:48,815 We can box him in. 257 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,718 Hold on, you're thinking of going there? 258 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,053 Carlsbad is only a couple of hours away. 259 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,171 Fine. 260 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:57,123 You walk up to the house, knock on the door 261 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:59,125 and demand your stuff back. What if he says no? 262 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,361 I don't know if you've been following the news, Leonard, 263 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,163 but there have been some terrific advancements 264 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:04,764 in the field of torture. 265 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,234 No one's getting tortured. 266 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,470 Fine, we'll abide by the Geneva Convention. 267 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:11,905 But ask yourself this: 268 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,940 in the course of our lives, 269 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,276 how much lunch money has been taken from us? 270 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:18,027 How many kites? 271 00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:20,780 How many Scooby-Doo Trapper Keepers? 272 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,916 I totally had one of those. 273 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:24,317 Of course you did. 274 00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,853 It was a fun and practical way of organizing your school work. 275 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,205 But the bullies took it from us. 276 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:30,190 Well, no more. 277 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,358 Tonight, we take back our dignity, 278 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,460 our birthright and our pride. 279 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,628 What do you say? 280 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,130 Who's with me? 281 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:45,004 I have a hip-hop aerobics class at 5:00; could we go after? 282 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,973 Sure. 283 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,841 Also, tonight's the Sabbath 284 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,410 and my mother and I have a tradition of 285 00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:52,612 lighting the candles and watching Wheel of Fortune, so... 286 00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:53,646 If we could leave 287 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:54,948 at 8:00, we'd still be able to 288 00:11:54,949 --> 00:11:56,549 regain our birthright at 10:00, 10:30 latest. 289 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,651 Fine. 290 00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,954 Leonard? 291 00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:03,623 Oh, geez, I-I don't know if I can ditch Priya 292 00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:04,958 two nights in a row. 293 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,125 Oh, come on, man. 294 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,795 Bros before... 295 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,399 ...my sister. 296 00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:15,902 Aw, screw it. 297 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,036 I'm in. Me, too. 298 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,905 And me. 299 00:12:19,723 --> 00:12:21,925 One moment. 300 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,647 I'm hell-bent on catching a cyber criminal, 301 00:12:27,648 --> 00:12:29,899 not the common cold. 302 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:34,884 I'm sorry, I thought this delay was 303 00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:37,487 so you could watch Wheel of Fortune with your mother. 304 00:12:37,488 --> 00:12:38,722 I am. 305 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,357 She's just bleaching her mustache. 306 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:42,559 Check it out. 307 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,728 Hey, Ma! "Before and After!" 308 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:48,164 Four words, 17 letters, two N's, one V! 309 00:12:48,165 --> 00:12:50,600 "Fanny pack of wolves!" 310 00:12:53,004 --> 00:12:54,070 That's incredible. 311 00:12:54,071 --> 00:12:55,739 Yeah, she's kind of a Wheel savant. 312 00:12:57,074 --> 00:12:59,676 Uh-oh, that's Priya. 313 00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:04,347 Sitar music for her ringtone is not cool, dude. 314 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,016 Hit the... 315 00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:09,886 Hey, sweetie. 316 00:13:09,887 --> 00:13:11,154 Yeah, I'm sorry. 317 00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:13,056 I'm gonna be working late. 318 00:13:14,325 --> 00:13:16,359 Yeah, I-I miss you, too. 319 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,362 Okay, sure, I'll call you when I get home. 320 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,864 Okay, bye-bye. 321 00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:22,132 Very nice. 322 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,933 You lie to my sister. 323 00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:27,537 That's the nicest thing he does to your sister. 324 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,379 Oh, guess who. 325 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,914 Cover for me. 326 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,251 Hello, Priya. What's up? 327 00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:43,620 How would I know if Leonard's at work or not? 328 00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:46,156 Don't be suspicious. 329 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:47,924 Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard 330 00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:49,592 to continue, you're going to have to believe 331 00:13:49,593 --> 00:13:51,361 whatever wild-eyed, cockamamie excuse 332 00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:53,596 the white devil has the nerve to offer you. 333 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,335 Okay? Yeah, bye-bye. 334 00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:01,171 You owe me. 335 00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:03,907 New puzzle, Ma! 336 00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,208 "Same name"! 337 00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,910 One N, two D's, three O's! 338 00:14:06,911 --> 00:14:09,612 Whoopi and Rube Goldberg! 339 00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:10,947 That's uncanny. 340 00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:12,782 I know. It's her superpower. 341 00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:14,851 Well, that and jiggling her arm fat. 342 00:14:17,621 --> 00:14:20,256 I can't believe we're going all the way to San Diego 343 00:14:20,257 --> 00:14:22,025 to confront this guy. 344 00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:24,661 Yeah, we're kind of bad-asses, aren't we? 345 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,029 Totally. 346 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,897 Hey, how about we stay the night 347 00:14:27,898 --> 00:14:30,367 and hit Legoland in the morning? 348 00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:31,968 Sea World is better. 349 00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:36,005 It has Shamu, who is literally tons of fun. 350 00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:39,275 But for the moment, let's stay focused on Todd Zarnecki. 351 00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:41,945 Yeah, we're coming for you, Todd Zarnecki. 352 00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:45,448 And for the record, Legoland is more interactive. 353 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:47,517 I almost feel sorry 354 00:14:47,518 --> 00:14:51,121 for the poor fool, sitting in his split-level suburban ranch, 355 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:52,455 unaware that 356 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:56,159 a vengeful horde is barreling down the San Diego Freeway 357 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,395 at 71 miles an hour. 358 00:14:58,396 --> 00:14:59,862 Ease up there, lead foot. 359 00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:01,331 You trying to get us killed? 360 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,568 I took the liberty of burning us 361 00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:07,670 a mix of heroic questing music. 362 00:15:09,173 --> 00:15:12,942 This says "Beyonce Bootylicious Dance Mix." 363 00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:14,611 It's a re-writable CD. 364 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,546 Just put it in. 365 00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:18,264 Beyonce? Really? 366 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,116 She's curvy and she owns it. 367 00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:21,651 I like that. 368 00:15:29,443 --> 00:15:32,061 Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it. 369 00:15:32,062 --> 00:15:34,897 We are winged fury! 370 00:15:34,898 --> 00:15:36,299 Which is still no excuse 371 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,201 for going over the posted speed limit. 372 00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:43,473 ♪ ♪ 373 00:15:43,474 --> 00:15:46,009 Next time we go to kick someone's ass, 374 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:47,610 we take the train. 375 00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:51,047 I always prefer the train. 376 00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:54,267 Sheldon, let's go. 377 00:15:55,252 --> 00:15:56,853 Coming. 378 00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:01,791 Why did you bring that? 379 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:04,811 No weapon strikes more fear into a man's heart 380 00:16:04,812 --> 00:16:06,830 than a Klingon bat'leth. 381 00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:09,983 Okay, let's get clear on something. 382 00:16:09,984 --> 00:16:12,068 We're just going to tell this guy to transfer all of 383 00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:14,871 your stuff back into your account and then be on our way. 384 00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:17,407 No one's bat'lething anybody. 385 00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:21,277 So my blade shall not taste blood tonight? 386 00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:23,813 No. 387 00:16:23,814 --> 00:16:27,417 Well, now I just feel silly holding it. 388 00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:29,085 Come on. 389 00:16:29,086 --> 00:16:31,921 Can I at least kick down the door? 390 00:16:31,922 --> 00:16:34,390 You're welcome to try, but the other day, it took you 391 00:16:34,391 --> 00:16:37,327 15 minutes to get into a FedEx box. 392 00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:41,865 Who is it? 393 00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,666 Your doom! 394 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:44,968 Don't say "your doom." 395 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,370 Who opens the door for their doom? 396 00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:48,738 Good point. 397 00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:50,740 Basket of puppies. 398 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,477 What? 399 00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:56,145 Uh... 400 00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:59,015 Sheldon? 401 00:17:00,818 --> 00:17:03,186 Are you Todd Zarnecki? 402 00:17:03,187 --> 00:17:04,821 Yeah. Who are you? 403 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:07,023 I am Sheldor of Azeroth. 404 00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:08,658 I want my things back. 405 00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:09,792 I don't think so. 406 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:10,994 Let me see that. 407 00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,295 Careful. That's a collectible. 408 00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:13,379 I know. 409 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,966 I've always wanted one. 410 00:17:24,058 --> 00:17:27,176 Well, he's even more cunning than we thought. 411 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,449 You know, the joke's on him. 412 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,785 Without the certificate of authenticity, 413 00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:38,421 that bat'leth is worthless. 414 00:17:38,422 --> 00:17:41,691 Yeah, he walked right into our trap. 415 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,663 Legoland seems like a hollow dream now. 416 00:17:47,831 --> 00:17:50,216 Uh-oh. 417 00:17:50,217 --> 00:17:51,918 What's the matter? Something's wrong. 418 00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:53,570 I'm not getting any gas. 419 00:17:59,894 --> 00:18:03,046 Anybody know anything about internal combustion engines? 420 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,013 Of course. 421 00:18:04,014 --> 00:18:05,515 19th-century technology. Very basic. 422 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:07,884 Does anybody know how to fix an internal combustion engine? 423 00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:10,320 No. No. Not a clue. 424 00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:13,456 Well, we'd better call somebody to come pick us up. 425 00:18:13,457 --> 00:18:16,326 It'd be swell if they had a train. 426 00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:23,533 Thank you, Penny. 427 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,902 No problem. 428 00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:27,437 So, Leonard, 429 00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,505 I think it's interesting you didn't call your girlfriend 430 00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:30,707 to come get you. 431 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:33,176 Uh, I kind of told her I was working. 432 00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:35,011 So you lied to her. 433 00:18:35,012 --> 00:18:36,879 Also interesting. 434 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,631 Yeah, she doesn't really understand 435 00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:41,584 the whole Warcraft adventure-role-playing thing. 436 00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:45,254 Well, doesn't matter if she gets it, as long as she's pretty. 437 00:18:46,423 --> 00:18:48,925 This one's funny, Leonard. 438 00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:51,361 How come you couldn't make it work with her? 439 00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:55,131 So did you at least get Sheldon's fake stuff back? 440 00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:58,434 No. We failed in our noble quest. 441 00:18:58,435 --> 00:18:59,485 How come? 442 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:03,039 Todd Zarnecki was mean. 443 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,574 All right. Hang on. 444 00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:06,009 What are you doing? 445 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:09,045 I'm gonna show you how we finish a quest in Nebraska. 446 00:19:10,781 --> 00:19:13,750 Oh. Beyonce. 447 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,558 This ain't no Beyonce. 448 00:19:26,497 --> 00:19:28,564 Now what? 449 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,367 Give my friend his stuff back. 450 00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:33,236 I don't know what you're talking about. 451 00:19:33,237 --> 00:19:34,704 Well, then, good news. 452 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:36,739 Today's the day a girl's finally going to touch you 453 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,140 in your little special place. 454 00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:43,913 Now give him his stuff back. 455 00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:45,448 Okay. 456 00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:46,916 We did it! 457 00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:51,337 I said, "we." 458 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,512 Oh, hold the door. 459 00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:02,180 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 460 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:03,892 Going to see Leonard? 461 00:20:03,893 --> 00:20:05,861 Yes. 462 00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:07,212 How have you been? 463 00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:08,597 Fine. You? 464 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,799 Very well, thank you. 465 00:20:38,094 --> 00:20:42,197 -- sync, corrected by elderman -- 466 00:20:50,173 --> 00:20:52,107 All right, well, great seeing you. 467 00:20:52,108 --> 00:20:54,309 Yeah. You, too. 468 00:20:55,762 --> 00:20:57,780 Amy's right. 469 00:20:57,781 --> 00:21:01,150 I do want to fling my poop at her.