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[MP4] The Big Bang Theory S08E03 (720p) The First Pitch Insufficiency HDTV [KoTuWa]
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WOLOWITZ:
So, how does this game work?
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I just throw it,
like a real ball?
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Yeah, just nice and easy,
right over the plate.
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All right.
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You suck, Wolowitz!
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What's that about?
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I'm heckling you.
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It's a beloved part
of baseball.
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SHELDON:
He's right.
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And given that you're
probably still waiting
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to be picked for a game that
was played in fifth grade,
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I'm sure you do suck.
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Hi. What's going on?
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Baseball.
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Okay, this is not
what I meant when I said
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go outside and play.
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He's practicing.
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For what?
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The Angels wanted an astronaut
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to throw out the first pitch,
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so guess who they called?
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What, you? Really?!
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Well, a lot of people who
weren't available, but then me!
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That's so cool!
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Congratulations.
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I guess that makes you
the athlete of the group.
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Well, not just him!
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May I remind you that you're
talking to the seeker, beater,
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chaser and water boy
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of the third place
Griffith Park Quidditch team.
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I know.
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Watching your boyfriend
run around with a broomstick
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between his legs
isn't something you forget.
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C'mon now,
throw one.
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All right,
here we go.
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You look like a jackass!
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Cut it out!
You're hurting my feelings!
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Now you know why
we're not outside.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x03 ♪
The First Pitch Insufficiency
Original Air Date on September 29, 2014
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Did you enjoy
my lecture?
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No, and neither did
our waiter.
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Well, if you're going to
serve Cornish game hen,
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you should either be familiar
with the history of Cornwall
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or be prepared
to learn it.
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It's hard to argue with that.
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And I know because I saw a
sad man with a pepper mill
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desperately try and fail.
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Hey, how was dinner?
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Good, I had Cornish game hen.
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Oh, that poor waiter.
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Sheldon, how about tomorrow
night we see a movie?
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You guys are going out
two nights in a row?
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I missed a number of date nights
while I was on my train trip,
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and I'm contractually
obligated to make them up
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under the terms of the
Relationship Agreement.
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That's so hot.
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It's better than hot,
it's binding.
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If you're free
tomorrow night,
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I'd love to have you
join us on a double date.
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Aw...
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You are aware that a double date
doesn't count as two dates.
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Oh.
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Well, then come
or don't.
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I don't care.
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I can't believe you're sore.
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Hey, even professional pitchers
need a rubdown after the game.
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But they throw
an actual ball.
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You were throwing
air at a TV.
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For your information,
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I also gave Leonard
one hell of a high five.
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I'm kind of surprised
you agreed to do this
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in front of a stadium
full of people.
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They're doing Space Day
and NASA asked me.
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I felt like I couldn't say no.
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Okay.
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Well, if you want,
I could help you practice.
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I played a lot of softball
growing up.
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Thank you, that
would be great.
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Great.
And while we're at it,
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maybe we could butch up your run
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for when you head out
to the mound.
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What's wrong with the way I run?
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Oh, just kidding.
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Nothing.
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Sheldon, I'm surprised
you'd choose to go to a pub.
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At our committee meeting,
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Amy made a motion
for a picnic in a park,
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but I tacked so many amendments
on that thing
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it sank like a lead balloon.
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I then suggested a pub.
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Yeah, which I was
initially skeptical of until
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I saw online that they serve
Yorkshire pudding.
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You don't even like
Yorkshire pudding.
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No, it's yucky,
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but informing people about
the history of Yorkshire
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is yummy, yum-yum.
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After a lively debate,
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that proposal passed
by a two-zero margin.
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Nice to see a busy couple
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keep the spark
of bureaucracy alive.
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(quiet laugh)
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Ignore them, Amy.
They're just jealous
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because they'll never have
a relationship as good as ours.
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Isn't this when he says
“bazooka” or something?
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I wasn't
making a joke,
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I was merely
stating fact.
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Amy and I have a superior
relationship to yours.
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You don't honestly
think that, do you?
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Y... Leonard,
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I assumed you knew.
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The ranking of
relationships in our circle
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by quality is:
me and Amy,
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Howard and Bernadette,
Raj and his girlfriend,
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Penny and Chardonnay,
Penny and you.
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LEONARD:
There isn't any ranking.
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And if there were, we wouldn't
be at the bottom of it.
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Yeah, and actually,
I drink Sauvignon Blanc.
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That's the part
you have a problem with?
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Relax.
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AMY: There they go,
fighting again.
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You'd never hear her talk
that way to Sauvignon Blanc.
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So you never played
baseball as a kid,
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not even
Little League?
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Well, I was going to,
but the day of tryouts
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I found my dad's
Playboy collection.
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Threw my arm out.
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All right, the pitcher's mound
in Major League Baseball
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is 60 feet, six inches
away from home plate.
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Great. You take this
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and say when to stop
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How much further?
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Keep going.
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How about now?
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I'll let you know.
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Are you saying “stop” and we're
just too far away to hear you?
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Okay, stop.
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Are you kidding me?!
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That's 60 feet.
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There's no way
this is 60 feet.
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I'm looking at it.
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You realize this isn't
one of those times
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I want you to exaggerate
how long something is.
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Okay, I got to...
I-I just...
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I got to ask:
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what makes you think
that your relationship
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is so wonderful
and ours isn't?
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For starters,
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we enjoy spending time together.
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So do we.
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And I've seen you guys
ignore each other for hours
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doing totally
different things.
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It's called parallel play.
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Yeah, toddlers
do that.
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Not as well as we do.
(clicks tongue)
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You believe this guy? He has to
be the best at everything.
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So what?
Why do you even care?
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Oh, listen to them.
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Not even married
and the honeymoon's over.
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Whatever. You can't
even go on a date
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without checking your
relationship agreement.
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If you've got a problem basing
a relationship on a contract,
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I'd like to tell you
about 13 plucky colonies
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that entered
a “relationship agreement”
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called the U.S. Constitution.
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And it may not be cool
to say so,
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but I think that love affair
is still pretty hot today.
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It's a good thing I'm not
wearing flag underwear
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right now, 'cause there's
about to be a fire.
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(mouthing)
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Okay, it's not
that hard.
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You just look to where
you want to throw it,
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step towards where
you want to throw,
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and throw it.
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That's your help?
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That's like saying,
“Here's how you fly a plane:
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“get in the airplane,
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know where you want
to go and fly it.”
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Just throw the ball. Let's see what
we're working with.
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Come on Howard, fire it in.
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Throw the damn ball!
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So when do you guys
plan on getting married?
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Uh, we're not sure.
But I want to wait long enough
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to prove to my mother
I'm not pregnant.
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May I have
one of your fries?
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Of course.
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Can I have a bite
of your burger?
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Absolutely not.
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Some perfect couple.
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He won't even share
his food with her.
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It has avocado on it.
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She's allergic
to avocado.
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Are you so jealous
of our relationship
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you want Amy to die?
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I'm not jealous.
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I just think it's silly for
you to compare relationships
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like they're something
that can be quantified.
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Everything is quantifiable.
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That French fry? A seven.
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Spider-Man? A nine.
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The number nine...
oddly, only a four.
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How ridiculous is he?
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A hundred.
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Sheldon, you're just
assigning random numbers
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to things based on your opinion.
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No, I'm not.
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French fries have
three variables...
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crispiness, saltiness
and shape.
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Which is why a curly fry
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only gets a two.
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If I wanted curls for dinner,
I'd order a clown wig.
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Well, a relationship is more
complicated than a French fry.
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Not according to the work
of Berscheid, Snyder and Omoto.
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Oh, what did those
rascals do now?
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They developed the Relationship
Closeness Inventory,
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which predicts the stability
of a couple based on behavior.
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Yeah, not to be confused
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with the French Fry
Goodness Inventory.
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That's pure Cooper.
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So, this is accurate?
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It's been around for 25 years,
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and has been extensively
corroborated
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by other researchers.
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Well, kind of takes the romance
out of relationships.
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Kind of? It does it perfectly.
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Sheldon and I got
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an eight-point-two
out of ten.
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Fine. We'll take it
right now.
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No, don't.
What?
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Just don't take it.
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Why not?
'Cause it's stupid.
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Who cares what
number it is?
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Come on. It'll be fun.
I said I don't want you to.
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I'm getting
another drink.
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna let you
count this as two dates.
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They're a lot of work.
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Think he's getting
any better?
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Yup.
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WOLOWITZ:
That was a close one!
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Okay!
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Is it too late
for him to cancel?
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I think so.
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(hollow, metallic bang)
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WOLOWITZ:
Heads up! Watch out!
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Are you mad at me?
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No, stop being stupid.
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Um... whew?
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Is this about the test,
or is this about us?
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Look, I don't need
a score on a test
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to make me worry about something
I'm already worried about.
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What are you worried about?
(scoffs)
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That we're engaged and
have nothing in common,
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and it scares me.
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Yeah, that scares me, too.
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It does?
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Sometimes.
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Well, that's not good!
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You being blindly infatuated
with me was the rock
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we were building
this relationship on!
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Okay, well, this might
make you feel better.
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Uh, we're both scared that
our marriage will be a disaster,
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and so, that's something
that we have in common.
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Also, we both think
I'm not funny.
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(quiet, nervous laugh)
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Huh? See, you're not laughing.
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(Skype ringing)
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Hey, Froot Loops, what's up?
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Hey, Mike.
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Listen, NASA asked me to
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throw out the first pitch
at an Angels game.
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You got any advice?
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Yeah. Don't do it.
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What else you up to?
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Why shouldn't I do it?
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There's no upside.
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If you do well, no one cares.
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And if you screw up,
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you're an idiot
on YouTube forever.
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But it's for a good cause.
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What about all the kids
that'll be there?
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That's what I'm telling you.
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Kids are the worst.
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My own daughter tweeted
I have a giant nose.
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Well, maybe I'll do a good job.
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I don't know.
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In space,
you couldn't even toss me a pen,
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and that was in zero gravity.
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Okay, thanks for the pep talk.
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Anytime, Froot Loops.
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Give your wife a hug for me.
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She's so much cuter than you, I
don't know how you ever got her.
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(Skype blips off)
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He's so nice.
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Hey, sorry about that.
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No, we're sorry.
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We never should have been
comparing relationships
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in the first place.
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Why? We won.
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You know, I say, next, we take
on Koothrappali and his dog.
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Really give
ourselves a challenge.
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I just want to say
one more thing about this.
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Just because Penny
and I are very different people
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does not mean
that we're a bad couple.
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The answer is
one simple test away.
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Hmm? You know,
it's like
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when I thought there was
a possum in my closet.
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Did I sit around
wondering?
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00:14:38,948 --> 00:14:42,783
No, I sent Leonard in with
a pointy stick and a bag.
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I killed
his Chewbacca slippers.
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Let's just
take the test.
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No, no, no,
I don't want to.
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Oh, well, 'cause you
know we're gonna do bad.
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Because it doesn't matter.
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I don't care
if we're a ten or a two.
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Or a one.
A one is possible.
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Marriage is scary.
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You're scared, I'm scared.
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But it doesn't make me
not want to do it.
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It-it just...
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makes me want to hold your hand
and do it with you.
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Leonard...
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It would make me so happy
if you said things like that.
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We got an
eight-point-two.
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Trust me, you're happy.
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00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:37,805
Mm! I love how they put
a waterfall at center field.
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00:15:37,807 --> 00:15:40,675
It really ties
the whole stadium together.
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00:15:40,677 --> 00:15:42,977
Look at you, talking sports.
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00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:46,097
This is fun, huh?
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00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:48,349
We get to see our friend
throw out the first pitch,
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have a hot dog,
watch the game.
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00:15:49,902 --> 00:15:51,769
Whoa.
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00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:54,071
Nobody said anything
about watching the game.
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00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:57,441
Sheldon, what
did you expect?
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00:15:57,443 --> 00:16:01,696
I expected to see Howard throw
the baseball, finish my hot dog,
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and hightail it across
the street to Disneyland
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00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:07,535
just in time for Mickey's
Soundsational Parade.
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00:16:07,537 --> 00:16:09,120
I'll tell you what.
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00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:13,290
If we stay, I'll buy you
cotton candy and a bobblehead.
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00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,042
Who's the bobblehead of?
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00:16:15,044 --> 00:16:16,677
Does it matter?
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00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:19,547
No, as long as it bobbles.
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00:16:20,883 --> 00:16:23,050
Howie, I am so proud of you.
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00:16:23,052 --> 00:16:26,053
Thanks.
I'm proud of me, too.
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00:16:26,055 --> 00:16:27,304
Mm-hmm.
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00:16:27,306 --> 00:16:28,973
You ready?
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00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,224
Let's do it.
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00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:31,442
All right.
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00:16:32,895 --> 00:16:34,945
Wish me luck.
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00:16:34,947 --> 00:16:36,364
Go get 'em.
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00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:37,782
ANNOUNCER (over P.A.):
Ladies and gentlemen,
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in honor of Space Day at
Angel Stadium, the first pitch
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will be thrown out by NASA
astronaut Howard Wolowitz.
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00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:48,159
(applause, cheering
and whooping)
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Thank you.
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00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:51,328
Thank you.
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00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,913
Can he really
throw a ball?
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00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:57,084
On our Quidditch team, he...
Yeah, that's a “no.”
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00:16:57,086 --> 00:17:01,889
I have a message
for the young people here today.
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00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:04,675
When I was asked
to throw the first pitch,
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a little voice in my head said
I couldn't do it.
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00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:13,100
So, I practiced and practiced,
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and you know what?
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That little voice... (laughs)
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...was right, but...
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...then I remembered
that I'm not an athlete.
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I'm a scientist.
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So, today's
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first pitch will be delivered
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to home plate by science.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, I present to you
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a working prototype
of the Mars Rover!
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(applause and cheering)
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(whoops)
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And here's the wind-up...
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and the pitch!
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00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,477
(whirring)
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00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:06,987
Why is it going so slow?!
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00:18:06,989 --> 00:18:10,074
'Cause I'm an idiot
who didn't think this through!
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00:18:10,993 --> 00:18:12,543
Okay, new plan.
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00:18:12,545 --> 00:18:14,161
We go to Disneyland,
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play hide and seek
on Tom Sawyer's Island,
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and then come back
and see the end of the pitch.
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00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:23,888
(crowd booing)
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00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:32,146
Okay, while we're waiting
for the ball to arrive,
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here's some fun facts
about Mars.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
You suck, Wolowitz!
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00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:41,272
He makes a valid point!
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00:18:54,581 --> 00:19:01,085
(crowd booing)
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00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:03,811
Okay, booing isn't gonna make it
go any faster!
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Sync, corrected by elderman
@elder_man