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[MP4] The Big Bang Theory S08E21 (720p) The Communication Deterioration - HDTV [KoTuWa]
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Hey, would you like
to hear some songs
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I've rewritten to get children
interested in the hard sciences?
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Sure.
Really?
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Yeah. Well, I like
music, I like science,
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I like making fun
of Sheldon. Hit it.
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♪ There was a scientist
who had a theory ♪
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♪ And James Clerk Maxwell
was his name-o ♪
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♪ J-A-M-E-S ♪
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♪ C-L-E-R-K ♪
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♪ Space M-A-X-W-E-L-L ♪
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♪ And James Clerk Maxwell
was his name-o ♪
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♪ There was a scientist
who had a theory ♪
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♪ And James Clerk Maxwell
was his name-o ♪
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♪ A-M-E-S ♪
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Uh, okay, okay.
Uh, we-we get it.
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Perhaps you'd prefer this one.
(clears throat)
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♪ The itsy bitsy spider
is not an insect at all ♪
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♪ Because it has
eight legs ♪
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♪ And two body parts ♪
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That's pretty cool, Sheldon.
Thank you.
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Do either of you know Beyoncé?
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I'd love her to get behind it.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Hey.
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Hey. - Hey.
Hello.
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You guys know the new
Discovery class missions
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that NASA's been working on?
Yeah.
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Well, they're looking
to include a message from Earth
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in case one of them
is encountered by alien life.
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LEONARD: Oh.
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When I encountered alien life,
I-I discovered
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that the key thing
was not to sit in its spot.
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All right, you can't breathe
our air without an inhaler,
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he's allergic
to Earth nuts,
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but I'm the alien.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Anyway,
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I'm among a handful
of scientists
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that have been asked to submit
a design proposal
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for the message
and its delivery system.
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Excellent. - Congratulations.
Good for you.
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And I was wondering
if any of you guys
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would like
to help me do it.
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Are you kidding? Yes.
What did you have in mind?
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I'll tell you exactly what you
should do: avoid the presumption
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of the Terran sensory input paradigm.
WOLOWITZ: Yeah, absolutely.
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You need a device capable
of delivering information
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across a wide range
of perceptual modalities.
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Any intelligent organism
would at the very least need
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the ability to locate the
position of objects in space.
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So the ideal interstellar
lingua franca would be haptic.
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Ooh, how about a 3-D
tactile communicator rigged
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for cross-sensory transposition?
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Exactly what I expected.
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Two people
forcing their ideas on me
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and only one gentleman
who could be bothered
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to ask me what my thoughts were.
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You two are out.
Congratulations, Leonard,
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you're on the team.
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My mommy raised a gentleman.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x21 ♪
The Communication Deterioration
Original Air Date: 2015-04-16
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Sync, corrected by elderman
@elder_man
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Hey. Thanks
for coming by.
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Yeah. I'm excited to help.
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I would have included
the others, but...
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you know exactly
what would've happened.
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They would've taken over the
project and bossed us around.
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I get it.
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Uh, just this morning, Sheldon
wouldn't let me put almond milk
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on my Grape-Nuts because he said
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it was
a theoretical nut conflict.
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You should have told him
to mind his own business.
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Yeah. That's better
than what I did say, which was,
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“Fine, I'll eat them
with club soda.”
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What makes them think they're
always in charge of everything?
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Mmm, they're alpha males.
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(chuckles)
What does that make us?
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We could be betas.
They're second in charge.
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Okay, that sounds good.
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Or we could be omegas.
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They get pushed around
by the alphas and the betas.
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Okay, that sounds like us.
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Whatever. There's
no alphas here,
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and this is
your project.
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You're in charge.
How do you want to start?
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I don't know.
How do you want to start?
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I don't know.
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(sighs)
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Should we call Sheldon
and Howard?
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No. We can do this by ourselves.
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Okay. Great.
How do you want to start?
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I don't know.
How do you want to start?
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Sheldon. Sheldon.
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Sheldon.
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I bet that started off
as a joke,
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but by the third one
you realized
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there was something
strangely enjoyable about it.
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Yeah, I kind of want
to do it again.
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I don't recommend it. You'll be
doing it the rest of your life.
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Anyway, if you're looking for
Leonard, he's with Koothrappali.
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Uh, no, I actually came
to talk to you.
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How nice.
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Here are some topics
that interest me:
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quantum mechanics, trains, flags...
No, no.
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It's about my acting career.
Oh, sorry.
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That's not on the list.
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Well...
Oh, wait. No.
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How about
we split
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the difference
and discuss why Austria
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was an archduchy
and not just a regular duchy.
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Okay, look, here's the thing.
I like pharmaceutical sales--
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it's going great-- but I have
an audition for a movie,
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and if I get it,
it could screw everything up.
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Hmm. I know
exactly what you should do.
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Unfortunately,
I cannot tell you.
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Well, why?
(sighs)
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I'm attempting
to turn over a new leaf.
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Earlier today,
it was pointed out to me
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that I tend to force my ideas
on people.
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You're really
not gonna tell me?
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No, that train has left
the station.
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Now, we can
play this
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one of two ways.
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You can say,
“Trains, tell me more,”
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or...
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you can just look at me
like that
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and I'll start.
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What's going on
in here?
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I am making molecular cocktails.
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This sphere is actually
a cosmopolitan.
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(chuckles)
Oh.
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How do you drink it?
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Oh, just put it in your
mouth and pop it like a zit.
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I think I'll have a beer.
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First take a
picture with me.
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Why?
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Well, Raj and I always
talked about learning
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how to make cocktails like this
together, so I taught myself
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and I'm putting this on
Instagram so he can see it
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and feel like a turd.
Say cheese.
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Is this about the space probe
he's working on without you?
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You betcha. The very one.
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Howard, you're grown men.
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You guys don't have
to do everything together.
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I know. That's why I'm
spending tonight with you.
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Trying to hurt Raj's feelings.
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With my honeybunch.
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You're being childish.
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No. He is.
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So I have a dominant
personality.
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We all know that.
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I'm sorry. What do we know?
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In social groupings,
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I just naturally wind up
in charge.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
but how many
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of these little booze balls
have you had?
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You don't think I'm a leader?
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I was kidding.
Of course you are.
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Right. I couldn't change
if I wanted to.
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You better not change,
because I love who you are.
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Now, will you need help cleaning
all this up when you're done
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or can you do it
all by yourself?
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All by myself.
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There's my big boss man.
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So, often on the front
of the locomotive
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is a large iron wedge
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for clearing objects
off the tracks.
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Now, while commonly
known as a cowcatcher,
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I prefer the more
accurate “cow exploder”"
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Okay. Sheldon,
let me ask you a question.
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Mmm.
If I was at a train station
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and one train could take me
to my current job
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and the other train could take
me to an audition for a movie,
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which train should I get on?
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Are you using trains to trick me
into giving you advice?
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No.
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All right, then.
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You should take a third train
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where you audition
for the movie
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but hold off
on making a career decision
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until you have more information.
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Oh. You're right.
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I'm worried about something
that hasn't even happened yet.
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Huh.
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You are a wise man.
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Well, Penny, who's smarter:
the wise man
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or the person who comes to him
for advice?
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Oh, I guess you're right.
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Maybe it is the person who asks.
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No, it's the wise man.
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That's why he's called
the wise man.
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You know how I know that?
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I'm the wise man.
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I'm sorry. What was I thinking?
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Uh, just out
of curiosity,
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why didn't you ask Leonard
for advice about this?
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(groans)
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'Cause I already know
what he'll say.
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(whining voice): “Wah, wah, wah,
you shouldn't do it.”
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It's just like he's here!
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Okay, so we know
that previous attempts
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to send a message into space,
like the Golden Record
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on Voyager,
were heavily criticized.
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Well, aliens could only play
the Golden Record
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if they figured out
how to build a record player.
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Eh. Although, to be fair,
I watched E.T. build a telephone
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out of a Speak & Spell
and an umbrella.
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Dude was like
a little brown MacGyver.
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That would be more helpful
if E.T. were real.
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Well, my feelings were real
when he was about to die.
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My God, when he's on the table
and they use the paddles on him.
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And he's all white.
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They zip him up in that bag.
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And Gertie can't stop crying.
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The flower dies.
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Okay, let's talk
about something else.
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All right, all right.
So it-it sounds
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like we need a way
to communicate that's simple.
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And doesn't require
outside machinery
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to be built to access it.
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It's also a problem
because we don't even know
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if the aliens
who find this can see.
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I mean, they might
communicate
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in a totally
different way than us.
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Like when my dog is mad at me,
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she tells me
by peeing in my slippers.
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That's actually a valid example.
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Animals do deliver messages
through scent.
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Bees talk to each other
by dancing.
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Whales have their songs.
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Penny has about 20 different
ways of rolling her eyes
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that each mean
something different.
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Okay, so, what it
sounds like is,
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what we want is a device
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that can deliver a message
through not only sight,
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but other senses, as well.
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The most basic sense that any
space-faring civilization
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would have to possess is touch.
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh!
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We could make
a video-playing device
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that simultaneously translates
the information
248
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into a tactile medium.
249
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All we have to do is rig up
a 3-D communication system!
250
00:10:26,979 --> 00:10:28,078
We-we can totally do that!
251
00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,747
I know!
This is great!
252
00:10:29,749 --> 00:10:30,914
Yeah, you know what else it is?
What?
253
00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:32,716
Exactly what Sheldon
and Howard said.
254
00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:37,688
Well, thank you
for peeing in my slippers.
255
00:10:46,072 --> 00:10:48,172
♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪
256
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♪ It's the ear of the bat ♪
257
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,677
♪ It's the whiskers
of the catfish ♪
258
00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:55,513
♪ And the walrus... ♪
259
00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:59,951
Hang on. Not that your song
isn't terrible-- it is...
260
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...but how do you mention bats
and leave out sonar?
261
00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,724
You didn't let me finish.
262
00:11:06,726 --> 00:11:10,761
♪ And also regarding the bat ♪
263
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♪ It has sonar. ♪
264
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Hey.
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Hello.
266
00:11:17,237 --> 00:11:19,403
Look,
267
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I know you guys are upset,
but we've talked about it,
268
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and we think it'd be beneficial
269
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for you to be part
of the project.
270
00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:30,681
Well, well, well,
did you hear that, Sheldon?
271
00:11:30,683 --> 00:11:33,150
I'm sorry. I was trying
to think of what rhymes
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00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:35,786
with “nose of the aardvark.”
273
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LEONARD:
We want you
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back on the project with us.
275
00:11:39,225 --> 00:11:44,295
Well, well, well, did
you hear that, Howard?
276
00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:45,563
Look, we admit it.
277
00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:48,099
The idea that you guys came
up with was really good,
278
00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:50,101
and I'd love
your help.
279
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:53,104
I suppose it couldn't have been
easy for you to say that.
280
00:11:53,106 --> 00:11:56,207
It wasn't, so...
are you in?
281
00:11:57,777 --> 00:11:59,143
Certainly.
Sure. Great.
282
00:11:59,145 --> 00:12:01,445
Now that we're all
on the same page,
283
00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:03,247
let's get together tonight
and work on it.
284
00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:04,448
“Get together tonight”?
285
00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:05,916
Leonard, stop trying
to control everything,
286
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:08,619
and give poor Raj a chance to
come up with what we should do.
287
00:12:08,621 --> 00:12:09,720
Go ahead, Raj.
288
00:12:09,722 --> 00:12:11,622
Okay, I think
we should do it right now.
289
00:12:11,624 --> 00:12:13,024
Tonight works better for me.
290
00:12:13,026 --> 00:12:15,459
Okay.
291
00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:21,098
(sighs)
292
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,601
Okay, it's just an audition.
293
00:12:23,603 --> 00:12:25,269
Why am I nervous?
294
00:12:25,271 --> 00:12:26,637
Maybe it's a good thing.
295
00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:28,539
Just means I want it.
296
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,107
And I can have it.
297
00:12:30,109 --> 00:12:31,542
This feels right.
298
00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:33,744
Why did I ever give this up?
299
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:41,085
I'm starting to remember.
300
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,890
So, I'd like
to try a technique
301
00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:47,558
where no one gets steamrolled.
302
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,093
When you talk,
303
00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:52,029
instead of bringing up
a new idea, respect what was
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just said by building on it.
305
00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,600
Uh, building on that...
Mm-hmm.
306
00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:59,203
...we should order dinner.
307
00:12:59,205 --> 00:13:01,505
How is that building
on what he just said?
308
00:13:01,507 --> 00:13:05,009
Building on what Sheldon said,
I could go for Chinese.
309
00:13:05,011 --> 00:13:06,744
Hang on.
Building on what Leonard said,
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00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,145
no one built on what I said.
311
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Building on “building on that”"
312
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,416
there's a new build-your-own
pizza place on Colorado.
313
00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:14,985
Building on that,
I'd like to remind you,
314
00:13:14,987 --> 00:13:16,087
I'm lactose intolerant.
315
00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:17,822
I saw the menu.
They have soy cheese.
316
00:13:17,824 --> 00:13:20,257
Ha, ha! You didn't say
“building on.” You're out!
317
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,959
It's not Simon Says.
318
00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:23,728
Yeah, you're missing the point, Sheldon.
You're out, and you're out.
319
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,229
I win! Who wants pizza?
320
00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:31,102
Penny?
321
00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:32,470
Oh, hey.
Hey.
322
00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:34,372
I haven't seen you
auditioning in a while.
323
00:13:34,374 --> 00:13:37,141
Yeah, uh, I got a job
as a pharmaceutical sales rep.
324
00:13:37,143 --> 00:13:39,243
You quit acting?
Well, kind of.
325
00:13:39,245 --> 00:13:40,711
But now I get to act like
326
00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:44,548
inflamed heart is only
a “mild side effect.” (laughs)
327
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,751
I heard you can make
good money doing that.
328
00:13:46,753 --> 00:13:49,620
Yeah, it's going okay,
but I do miss this sometimes.
329
00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:51,155
Really?
Mmm.
330
00:13:51,157 --> 00:13:53,491
'Cause I got to tell
you, I am so sick
331
00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:56,527
of the humiliation and being
treated like a piece of meat.
332
00:13:56,529 --> 00:13:59,563
Chelsea?
Wish me luck. (laughs)
333
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,467
They're gonna
love you.
334
00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:07,738
I heard she's pushing 40
and everything's fake.
335
00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:10,941
Yeah. I started
that rumor.
336
00:14:13,112 --> 00:14:15,813
Okay, since we agree
on the delivery system
337
00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,481
for the message,
maybe we should talk
338
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,749
about what the message could be.
339
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:21,519
Well, I think we should show
what earthlings look like.
340
00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:24,054
The plaque they sent up on the
Pioneer probe had a drawing
341
00:14:24,056 --> 00:14:25,790
of a naked man
and woman on it.
342
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,191
Yeah, I never cared for that.
343
00:14:27,193 --> 00:14:29,693
It's advertising
to predator races
344
00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:33,597
just how soft
and squishy we are.
345
00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:35,633
Squeeze yourself!
346
00:14:35,635 --> 00:14:36,867
Oh, don't be offended.
347
00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:38,469
You know, of
the four of us,
348
00:14:38,471 --> 00:14:40,471
you have the most
veal-like consistency.
349
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:44,475
Well, maybe there's a way
to appear nonaggressive,
350
00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:46,977
but also be able to protect
ourselves if necessary.
351
00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:49,513
Like smiling and waving
with one hand,
352
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,883
but the other hand holding
the severed head of a tiger.
353
00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:54,885
You want to send
a passive-aggressive message
354
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,053
out into the universe?
355
00:14:56,055 --> 00:14:57,254
That's ridiculous.
356
00:14:57,256 --> 00:14:58,789
Oh, you mean passive-aggressive
357
00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:00,825
like posting pictures
of you and your wife
358
00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:02,026
eating cosmopolitan balls
359
00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:04,895
that you know belong
in my mouth?
360
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,766
Perhaps Howard meant
passive-aggressive
361
00:15:08,768 --> 00:15:11,402
like asking our group
to help on your project,
362
00:15:11,404 --> 00:15:13,103
and then only
choosing Leonard.
363
00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:15,973
(sighs) Look, I'm sorry
I hurt your feelings,
364
00:15:15,975 --> 00:15:18,476
but you do have
strong personalities
365
00:15:18,478 --> 00:15:20,411
and always end up taking over.
366
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:21,712
It's not always.
367
00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,514
What about when we went
to Comic-Con
368
00:15:23,516 --> 00:15:25,015
and dressed like Jabba the Hutt?
369
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:27,518
You got to be Jabba's head,
and I got to be
370
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,720
his fat slug butt.
371
00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:33,958
We looked great.
372
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,093
You let a guy sit on me.
373
00:15:36,095 --> 00:15:37,761
He was dressed as Princess Leia.
374
00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:39,830
It made a nice picture.
375
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:45,102
I'm just saying, sometimes Raj
and I feel pushed aside.
376
00:15:45,104 --> 00:15:47,671
Yeah. Like when you
took Sheldon to Texas
377
00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:49,139
and showed him all around NASA--
378
00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:51,375
you didn't even think
to ask me and Leonard.
379
00:15:51,377 --> 00:15:53,344
You know what?
You're right.
380
00:15:53,346 --> 00:15:55,045
I should have asked you.
381
00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:57,248
Yeah, and if he does
ask you, go.
382
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,216
It's amazing.
383
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:01,719
Okay, and if
we're talking
384
00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:03,187
about being left
out of things,
385
00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:05,189
you guys went to Skywalker
Ranch without us.
386
00:16:05,191 --> 00:16:06,590
Oh, I recommend that, too.
387
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,959
That was a magical
experience!
388
00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:10,394
LEONARD:
Wait a minute.
389
00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:12,630
Sheldon spent a whole day
with James Earl Jones
390
00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:13,898
and never told any of us.
391
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,766
I sure did.
392
00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,201
Oh, my goodness!
393
00:16:17,203 --> 00:16:20,437
Well, from Jabba's head
to ice cream with Darth Vader,
394
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,673
I'm having a heck of a ride.
395
00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:23,707
Yeah, look,
396
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,075
clearly, good
things happen
397
00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:26,477
when I'm in charge.
398
00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:27,745
Now, why don't
399
00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:30,748
you boys step aside,
let me knock this project out?
400
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:31,916
Sheldon,
401
00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:33,083
you're not in charge.
402
00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:34,385
Raj is in charge.
403
00:16:34,387 --> 00:16:36,520
Leonard, who's
really in charge?
404
00:16:36,522 --> 00:16:41,125
The person in charge, or
those who put him in charge?
405
00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:42,426
He's right.
406
00:16:42,428 --> 00:16:44,662
If you think about it,
we're all in charge.
407
00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:46,196
No, the guy in charge is in...
408
00:16:46,198 --> 00:16:49,166
Why is everyone so bad
at these?!
409
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,102
I mean, the whole experience
reminded me
410
00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:54,305
about how much
I hated about that world.
411
00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:56,674
You-you know, the anxiety,
the depression, the negativity.
412
00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:58,676
I don't want
to feel those things.
413
00:16:58,678 --> 00:17:02,913
I want to sell drugs to people
who feel those things.
414
00:17:02,915 --> 00:17:05,215
I can't believe you got up
and walked out
415
00:17:05,217 --> 00:17:07,418
of an audition for a big movie.
416
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,686
I did.
417
00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,521
I-I mean, I walked in,
read for the part,
418
00:17:10,523 --> 00:17:12,957
then stunk up the place,
but then I walked right out.
419
00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:15,059
Well, I'm glad
420
00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:17,094
you have a new
appreciation for your job.
421
00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:18,862
I do, and you know,
I don't think
422
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:20,965
I've ever thanked you properly
for helping me get it.
423
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:22,733
Properly, at all.
424
00:17:22,735 --> 00:17:25,869
It's just words
I've never heard.
425
00:17:25,871 --> 00:17:27,004
Well, thank you.
426
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:29,139
You're a good friend,
and you changed my life.
427
00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:30,708
You're welcome.
428
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,376
Hey, now that
you're making some real money,
429
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:34,878
maybe you can take your friend
out for a nice thank-you dinner.
430
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,414
Sure.
431
00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:39,216
And you probably have
to invite your other friend
432
00:17:39,218 --> 00:17:40,618
'cause she overheard you
talking about it,
433
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,686
and it would be awkward
to exclude her.
434
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,622
Okay.
435
00:17:44,624 --> 00:17:45,723
How about now?
436
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:47,992
All right.
437
00:17:50,162 --> 00:17:51,695
Don't forget your wallet.
438
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,864
I... (groans)
439
00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:07,122
Greetings from planet Earth.
440
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,826
Just turn left
at Alpha Centauri.
441
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,861
You can't miss it.
442
00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:31,697
Sync, corrected by elderman
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