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[MP4] The Big Bang Theory S08E24 (720p) The Commitment Determination - HDTV [KoTuWa]
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Can you believe it's been
five years since our first date?
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I know.
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Do you think I should start
watching The Flash TV show?
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That's what
you're thinking about?
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Well, one of the things.
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Are any of them me?
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Yes.
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I thought, “I can't decide
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“if I should watch
The Flash TV show.
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I know, I'll ask Amy.”
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Anyway...
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What are you doing?
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You're right, you did
kind of kill the mood.
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I didn't kill anything.
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You did, talking about
your stupid TV show.
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Excuse me.
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Starting to watch a television
show that might run for years
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isn't a decision
to take lightly.
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I'm wrestling with
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a big commitment issue here.
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Really?
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That's the commitment issue
you're wrestling with?
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Sheldon,
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do you understand the irony
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of your fixation on a man
with super speed,
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while after five years
all I can get out of you
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is a distracted make-out session
on a couch?
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Irony's not really
my strong suit.
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But I have been getting better
with sarcasm,
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if you want to give that a try.
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(sarcastically):
Oh, sure, I'd love to.
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Whenever you're ready.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x24 ♪ (S08 Finale)
The Commitment Determination
Original Air Date: 2015-05-07
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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I don't want to rush you,
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but I'm closing
a little early tonight.
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Ooh. Hot date?
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Uh, no. I overheard
Bernadette tell Howard
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she was making him a meat loaf,
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and you don't have
to not ask me twice.
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If I stick a light-bulb on this,
wouldn't it make a great lamp
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for my bedroom?
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You're kidding, right?
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Oh. Is this freaking you out?
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I guess I'm just more
of a Pottery Barn,
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Crate and Barrel kind of guy.
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Maybe Pier 1
if I really want to cut loose.
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All right. Never mind.
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No, no, no.
Hey, you should totally get it.
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In fact, I'll buy it for you.
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Sold!
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Raj, you don't have to do that.
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Too late!
No returns!
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That was really intense.
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Well, now we know, next time
we go to the farmers' market,
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the order is petting zoo first,
then buy vegetables.
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Hey.
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Oh, good. You're here.
I need your assistance.
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Can it wait until I put
a Band-Aid on a goat bite?
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What happened?
Oh.
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Your buddy got mugged
by some baby farm animals.
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Been there.
Mmm.
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So what do you need help with?
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Amy's mad at me,
and I'm not clear why.
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Okay. Were you talking
before she got upset?
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Yes.
That's probably it.
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What'd you say to her?
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Well, I just asked her
if I should start watching
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the new Flash TV series.
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And that made her angry?
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Baffling, right? We were necking
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like a couple of hooligans
under the school bleachers.
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I stopped so I could ask
the question.
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Next thing I know, good-bye,
kissy face. Hello, yelly face.
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Well, Sheldon, when
you're kissing a girl,
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she expects the
attention to be on her.
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It was. I asked her
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if she thought
I should watch The Flash.
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Yeah. I'm tapping out.
Leonard?
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I'm gonna guess that your main
concern is the time commitment
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of watching an entire season
of a new show.
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Oh, no, not just a season.
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If I'm in,
I'm in for the whole run,
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even if the quality declines.
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I get it.
Smallville almost wrecked you.
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Yeah. Exactly.
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You know, I waited ten years
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to see a guy
everyone knows can fly, fly.
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Wait, what is wrong
with you two?
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He was talking about television
during their date night.
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Oh, not just date night--
our fifth anniversary.
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Okay, see, that's even dumber
than you wondering
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if being bitten by a goat would
give you the powers of a goat.
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If that happens,
don't make me wait ten years
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to watch you eat a tin can.
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You guys ever notice that Emily
has a bit of a twisted side?
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You mean
'cause she has weird tattoos?
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No, because she wants to have
sex with me in a graveyard.
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One more time?
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She and I were supposed to watch
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the new Avengers movie tonight,
but it was sold out.
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So I said,
“What else do you want to do?”
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She said,
“Let's go to a cemetery
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and do it on somebody's grave.”
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Like, a random person
or somebody she knew?
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What difference
does it make?
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Well, if it's
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her father's grave
and they didn't get along,
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then you know
she holds a grudge.
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The only issue is that everybody
has their own thing.
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And as long
as it's two consenting adults,
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I guess
I don't see the harm in it.
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Well, what if it's
one consenting adult
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and one adult who
pretends to consent
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because he's afraid
of being alone?
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Well, then I guess
bring a blanket.
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The grass gets damp at night.
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I don't know, guys.
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Maybe this relationship
isn't for me.
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Maybe I should break up
with her.
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(chuckles) Right. You're gonna
break up with a girl
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who has sex with you.
Can you believe this guy?
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I think if Raj wants to break up
with a girl, he can do it.
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How are you saying that
with a straight face?
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(chuckling):
I don't know.
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You guys are being jerks.
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Buddy, other than Jenny Craig,
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you've never broken up
with a girl in your life.
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You're one
to talk.
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You've been complaining
about Stuart
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living here for the past year.
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I don't see you showing him
the door.
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That's not the
same thing.
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Emily's a person.
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Stuart's more like
an infestation,
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something you spray for.
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Baloney, okay?
You two are
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as afraid of hurting
someone's feelings as I am.
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That's not true. We were just
laughing right in your face.
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Thanks for cooking.
Mmm. My pleasure.
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That carrot was delicious.
Yeah.
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I wish I'd fought harder
for the rest of 'em.
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Still haven't heard
from her?
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No, and I'm confused.
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It's been nearly 24 hours.
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Amy should have figured out
she's wrong by now.
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Hey, I don't think she's wrong
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about you going too slow
in the relationship.
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Too slow?
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Yeah, you've been
going out
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for years.
You haven't even slept together.
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That's right.
It's called foreplay.
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And I could make the case
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that you two aren't moving
forward in your relationship.
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(scoffs)
Uh,
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hello.
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Hello.
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No. Sheldon,
we're getting married.
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But you've been engaged
for over a year now,
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and you don't even have
a wedding date.
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Well, we will. We're
just not in a rush.
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Okay.
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We're gonna set a date.
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Okay. If you say so.
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Yeah, it's just, things are good right now.
Really good.
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I'm focusing on my job.
And we've been busy with our paper.
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So busy.
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Yeah, we'll pick a date
when we pick a date.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You know, I can see
why Amy's mad at you.
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Yeah, shut up,
Sheldon!
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Did you eat
all my yogurt?
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You mean the one that
makes ladies do the thing
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that ladies pretend
they don't do
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even though they do?
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You know...
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which yogurt I mean.
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I didn't touch it.
Must have been Stuart.
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(sighs)
Maybe Raj is right.
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Maybe it's time we tell him
he needs to move out.
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We should have done
it months ago.
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I know, but his store
was reopening,
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and then there were the
holidays, and then he was sick.
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(groans)
Yeah, right.
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Sick. He didn't have jaundice.
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He just looks like that.
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All right.
Tonight's the night.
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Agreed.
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When he gets home, I'm
dropping the hammer.
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Ooh, I like
when you take charge.
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Oh, I'm not taking charge--
you're the hammer.
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So...
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why haven't we
picked a date?
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You know why.
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Well, of course I know why.
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But just for fun... why?
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Not in a rush, busy with work...
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Things are good right now.
Really good.
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You still want
to get married, right?
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Oh, my God. Yes.
Why would you even ask that?
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I don't know.
Because we don't have a date?
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Well, you want a date,
pick a date.
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It's not just the date.
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We haven't talked
about anything.
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Big wedding, small wedding,
indoor, outdoor...
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Outdoor? Oh.
I can RSVP no right now.
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Okay, indoor it is.
Big or small?
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Is your dad paying for it?
I doubt it.
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Okay, two friends each.
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All right, well,
I want it in a church.
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Fine. I want black-tie.
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Fine.
I want to release butterflies.
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Seriously? Airborne worms?
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Okay. Well, then it's settled:
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small indoor church wedding,
black-tie, no butterflies.
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Sounds perfect.
Great.
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You still
didn't pick a date.
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Stay out of it!
Shut up!
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Mmm. It's a beautiful night.
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Oh, yes, we've
got the moon
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and the trees and...
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Elizabeth McNulty,
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who apparently died
when she was the same age I am.
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Makes you feel
alive, doesn't it?
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So does enjoying a meal
at a well-lit restaurant,
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but here we are.
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You aren't scared, are you?
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Of ghosts, no.
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Of you, little bit.
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I'm sorry I've
upset you.
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I shouldn't have asked
so many questions.
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No, it's okay.
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Yeah, maybe it's good
you got us
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talking about this stuff.
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Well, look at that--
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even when I'm causing problems,
I make the world a better place.
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Hey, next, why don't we tackle
your penchant for whining
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and Penny's love
of the ol' glug-glug?
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Uh, Sheldon, I think
we're good for now.
249
00:10:57,029 --> 00:10:58,362
Ah, well... very well.
250
00:10:58,364 --> 00:11:00,731
So does this mean you'll
finally pick a wedding date?
251
00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:02,700
(sighs)
Here we go again.
252
00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:05,502
Why is everyone so concerned
with us setting a date?
253
00:11:05,504 --> 00:11:06,904
We're committed to
each other. We're happy.
254
00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:09,406
A ceremony isn't gonna
change anything.
255
00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:12,042
So you're never getting married?
256
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:14,612
It's his whining, isn't it?
257
00:11:14,614 --> 00:11:17,514
Sheldon, I'm not a whiner.
258
00:11:20,486 --> 00:11:22,887
It's amusing
that he doesn't hear it.
259
00:11:23,856 --> 00:11:27,057
Look, all she's saying
is we are in love
260
00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:28,459
so it doesn't matter
if we get married
261
00:11:28,461 --> 00:11:31,795
tomorrow or a year from now
or 50 years from now.
262
00:11:31,797 --> 00:11:34,431
Ew, 50?
We'll be old and gross.
263
00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:37,134
Yeah, but we'll be old
and gross together.
264
00:11:37,136 --> 00:11:38,569
SHELDON:
My aunt and uncle
265
00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:40,871
were married 63 years.
266
00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:44,008
Towards the end, it was
like watching cheese melt.
267
00:11:54,687 --> 00:11:57,755
Um... I'm
free tonight.
268
00:12:03,296 --> 00:12:05,029
Are you saying
you want to get married?
269
00:12:05,031 --> 00:12:07,865
Vegas isn't
that far away.
270
00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,167
I'm in. Let's do it.
271
00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:11,902
(squeals quietly)
272
00:12:17,476 --> 00:12:19,743
After all these years.
273
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,479
I'm really happy
for the two of you.
274
00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:23,747
Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
275
00:12:23,749 --> 00:12:25,950
Now get out of my spot.
276
00:12:29,221 --> 00:12:32,122
Bernie, Stuart just pulled up.
277
00:12:32,825 --> 00:12:34,124
So remember,
278
00:12:34,126 --> 00:12:35,859
the key is to be firm.
279
00:12:35,861 --> 00:12:36,994
Show no weakness.
280
00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:39,496
Right.
Good luck.
281
00:12:39,498 --> 00:12:42,066
Howard Joel Wolowitz,
you get back here.
282
00:12:43,235 --> 00:12:45,936
(mutters) Never should have
told you my middle name.
283
00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:49,373
Hey, guys.
Hey, you got a minute?
284
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,343
Sure. Uh, let me just put
this stuff in the fridge.
285
00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,645
I felt bad for finishing
your yogurt, so I bought more.
286
00:12:54,647 --> 00:12:56,880
And, Howard, your favorite
fruit is in season.
287
00:12:56,882 --> 00:12:58,649
Crunch Berries.
288
00:13:00,486 --> 00:13:02,286
Don't let that sway you.
289
00:13:02,288 --> 00:13:05,689
It's hard not to. They taste so
much better than real berries.
290
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:09,193
What's up?
291
00:13:09,195 --> 00:13:11,795
So... we need to talk.
292
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,867
You okay?
293
00:13:17,903 --> 00:13:19,370
I think we should talk.
294
00:13:20,606 --> 00:13:22,439
Is everything okay?
295
00:13:23,376 --> 00:13:26,176
Well... you've been
living here a while now.
296
00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:28,545
I know.
I may sell comic books at work,
297
00:13:28,547 --> 00:13:30,180
but the real superheroes
298
00:13:30,182 --> 00:13:31,982
are sitting
right in front of me.
299
00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:37,187
Yeah...
300
00:13:37,189 --> 00:13:40,491
His middle name is David. Go.
301
00:13:41,394 --> 00:13:44,194
Look, I care about you a lot,
302
00:13:44,196 --> 00:13:47,064
but we are very
different people.
303
00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:49,199
Are you breaking up with me?
304
00:13:50,436 --> 00:13:52,169
No, no, I'm just
pointing out that
305
00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:55,439
you're dark on the inside
and I'm dark on the outside.
306
00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:59,643
So, anyway,
what I'm trying to say is...
307
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:01,011
(phone rings)
308
00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:03,981
You need to take that?
309
00:14:03,983 --> 00:14:05,282
It's just my dad,
probably calling
310
00:14:05,284 --> 00:14:07,584
to wish me a happy birthday.
311
00:14:08,587 --> 00:14:09,686
I'll call him back.
312
00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:11,688
You were saying?
313
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,326
Look, Raj, be honest with me.
314
00:14:16,328 --> 00:14:18,228
If you want to end things,
just do it.
315
00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:20,097
Don't expect me
to do it for you.
316
00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:25,803
End things? I'm trying to
tell you that I love you.
317
00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:33,944
BOTH:
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
318
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,487
Wow, there's
a Denny's in Vegas
319
00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:44,855
you can actually
get married in.
320
00:14:44,857 --> 00:14:47,357
(chuckles)
Doesn't sound very romantic.
321
00:14:47,359 --> 00:14:49,760
Yeah, but we could get
heart-shaped pancakes.
322
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:52,229
I'm sure we'll find
a decent chapel.
323
00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:54,064
Yeah.
324
00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:57,034
This is crazy!
I know!
325
00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:58,869
You think people
are gonna be mad?
326
00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:01,538
Maybe. But this isn't
about them; it's about us.
327
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:04,641
It is.
It is about us.
328
00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:06,276
And you know what
the best part is?
329
00:15:06,278 --> 00:15:07,744
We took our time.
330
00:15:07,746 --> 00:15:10,514
I mean, we met, we were friends
for a couple years,
331
00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:13,917
then we got together,
and then we got untogether,
332
00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,652
then we worked out
all our problems,
333
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,055
and now we know
everything about each other,
334
00:15:18,057 --> 00:15:21,992
we can just go forward with
no surprises and no regrets.
335
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:24,261
Right.
No surprises.
336
00:15:25,564 --> 00:15:28,132
And no regrets.
337
00:15:33,005 --> 00:15:34,204
Uh,
338
00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:37,407
well, there-there's
one thing
339
00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:39,510
I feel I should tell you.
340
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:40,544
What?
341
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:43,147
You know, so we
can go into this
342
00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:45,449
with no secrets
between us.
343
00:15:45,451 --> 00:15:46,650
What?
344
00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:52,356
Remember, uh,
a couple years back
345
00:15:52,358 --> 00:15:55,292
when I was on that research ship
in the North Sea?
346
00:15:55,294 --> 00:15:56,894
Yeah.
Okay, well,
347
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:59,196
there-there was a
lot of drinking
348
00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:01,331
and craziness going on...
No, you told me.
349
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,033
Okay, um...
350
00:16:04,737 --> 00:16:07,337
Well, there was this girl.
351
00:16:08,574 --> 00:16:10,641
What did you do?
Nothing...
352
00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:12,142
really.
353
00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,744
It was just kissing.
354
00:16:13,746 --> 00:16:15,779
And then what?
And then nothing.
355
00:16:15,781 --> 00:16:18,348
I stopped it.
356
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:22,219
But it still bothers me, and...
357
00:16:24,089 --> 00:16:25,956
I wanted you to know.
358
00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:29,293
(sighs)
359
00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:31,495
All right.
360
00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:35,532
Did you ever do anything
like this since we've been...?
361
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:38,068
Nope, never.
Oh, that's too bad.
362
00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:42,339
You know, can I ask you a question?
Hmm?
363
00:16:42,341 --> 00:16:43,740
Why are you
telling me this now?
364
00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:47,077
Well, like I said,
we're about to get married,
365
00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:49,646
and I-I want a clean slate.
366
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:50,914
No secrets.
367
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,282
Really?
Be-Because to me,
368
00:16:52,284 --> 00:16:54,017
it seems like
we're about to get married
369
00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,319
and you're trying
to sabotage it.
370
00:16:55,321 --> 00:16:56,768
W-Would you rather
I didn't tell you?
371
00:16:56,769 --> 00:16:58,477
No, I don't want there
to be secrets between us.
372
00:16:58,501 --> 00:16:59,714
See, now I'm confused.
373
00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:01,215
I mean, what-what
am I supposed to do?
374
00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:03,951
Uh, keep your mouth
off other women.
375
00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:06,253
I can do that.
376
00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:07,855
Uh, uh, f-from now on,
377
00:17:07,857 --> 00:17:10,691
this mouth--
you and food, that's it.
378
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:13,160
(sighs)
379
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,229
Okay.
380
00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:17,331
Yeah?
381
00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:21,702
Look, I'm not happy
this happened,
382
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,571
but I think
I can get past it.
383
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,573
I mean, we weren't
engaged at the time,
384
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,041
and it was just kissing.
385
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:28,309
Right.
386
00:17:28,311 --> 00:17:30,778
Just kissing.
387
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,780
It wasn't even very good.
388
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:34,615
She was a smoker.
I'd just been seasick...
389
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,116
Okay, that's enough.
Stop talking.
390
00:17:40,556 --> 00:17:43,390
So...
391
00:17:43,392 --> 00:17:46,360
we're still
getting married?
392
00:17:46,362 --> 00:17:48,028
Yes.
393
00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:51,265
Because we love each other.
394
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,967
Yes.
395
00:17:52,969 --> 00:17:56,237
And it's the happiest day
of our lives.
396
00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:57,705
(short laugh)
Don't push it.
397
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:09,871
(line ringing)
398
00:18:09,873 --> 00:18:10,972
Hello.
399
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:12,140
SHELDON:
Hello.
400
00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:14,742
Listen, I've been
thinking a lot
401
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,077
about relationships
402
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:19,347
and how difficult they can be,
and I think...
403
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,582
I've been thinking
about them, too, Sheldon.
404
00:18:23,086 --> 00:18:26,154
Being your girlfriend
is so challenging.
405
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,555
Emotionally,
406
00:18:27,557 --> 00:18:29,657
physically.
407
00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:33,194
I've been incredibly patient
for years.
408
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,730
Strongly disagree.
409
00:18:35,732 --> 00:18:37,498
Go on.
410
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,868
Okay, well...
411
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,939
this isn't easy to say,
because I love you,
412
00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:46,674
but...
413
00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:50,445
I need some time
to take a step back
414
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:53,581
and reevaluate our situation.
415
00:18:55,118 --> 00:18:56,718
Oh.
416
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,954
I hope you understand.
417
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,058
Okay.
418
00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:07,495
Bye, Sheldon.
419
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,915
Well, Gollum...
420
00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:33,054
...you're an expert on rings.
421
00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:34,789
What do I do with this one?
422
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:42,000
See you in Next Season!
:)
423
00:19:42,002 --> 00:20:00,000
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