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English (HI) Subtitles.
The Big Bang Theory S09E11 [KoTuWa]
The Opening Night Excitation
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(Star Wars fanfare playing)
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♪ ♪
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Guys, tickets already went on sale!
What?!
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They're not supposed
to be available yet.
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I don't know what to tell
you, but they're on sale!
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What? Wait. You're sure
they're Star Wars tickets?
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No, it's Steel Magnolias 2:
Even Steelier.
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The Web site's frozen.
I can't get in!
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LEONARD: Yeah, me, too.
WOLOWITZ: Same here!
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Guys, they're gonna sell out!
What are we gonna do?!
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All right, this goes
against everything I stand for,
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but desperate times call
for desperate measures.
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Lord...
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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You're good friends with my mom.
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I know I've spent my life
denying that you exist.
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Got 'em!
And I will continue to do so!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x11 ♪
The Opening Night Excitation
Original Air Date on December 17, 2015
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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I'm really happy
you and Amy are back together.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm also really happy, but
I can't pretend it's for you.
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New Star Wars in three days!
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Hey, Thursday can't
get here soon enough.
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I'm taking off work
to watch the original trilogy
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while I eat enough Star Wars
cereal to choke a Wookiee.
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Uh, sweetie, you do realize
Thursday is Amy's birthday.
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And you do realize
I bought my ticket
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when Amy and I were broken up?
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I hope you didn't need anything
in that case,
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'cause it's closed.
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You guys just got back together.
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You might not want
to ditch her on her birthday.
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I think Penny has a point.
You can see it another day.
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But someone might
spoil the movie.
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No one can spoil
Amy's birthday for me.
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Surprise! She's even older.
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Who saw that coming?
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Oh, that's nice.
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Put that on her cake.
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(whirring)
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Oh, great. This again.
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Arthur, what brings you back?
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Uh, beats me. I-I just...
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hope this isn't a-a sex dream.
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In the past, you've come to me
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when I'm struggling
with a dilemma.
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And-and the one time where...
where you were afraid,
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and you needed me for...
for a night light.
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What's-what's troubling you?
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Well...
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my friends are telling me
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I shouldn't abandon
my girlfriend on her birthday
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to see the new Star Wars movie.
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Well, sounds right.
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Can... can I get out of this...
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muumuu now?
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Those are the robes of the Jedi,
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the guardians of peace
and justice in the galaxy.
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And they... they-they don't wear
underwear.
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So, you agree with my friends
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that I should skip the premiere?
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Uh, do... do you
love this girl?
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Yes.
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But she knows how important
Star Wars is to me.
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Well, maybe
you should show her how...
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how important she is to you.
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By seeing the movie
she'd want me to see?
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Sheldon, you-you can see
this movie whenever you want.
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But you only have
a limited number of days
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that you-you can be
with this woman.
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Be with her.
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You're right.
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Great.
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Where are you going?
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I don't know, but hopefully,
somewhere I can wear pants.
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(cell phone ringtone playing)
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Sheldon, what's wrong?
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I wanted to let you know I'll be
spending your birthday with you.
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Okay.
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See, I-I had tickets to the
Star Wars premiere that night,
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but Professor Proton came to me
in a dream dressed as
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Obi-Wan Kenobi and convinced me
I should be with you.
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Obi-what?
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I'll-I'll let you get back
to sleep now. Good night.
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Okay. Good night. Wait.
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Um, Sheldon,
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were you actually not gonna
spend my birthday with me?
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It's late. Got to go. Bye.
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Good for Sheldon deciding
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to stay with Amy on her birthday.
I know.
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It's still gonna be weird
to see the movie without him.
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Well, we could wait a
couple days and see it together.
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(loud laughter)
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Hello.
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Hey. We're going to the comic
book store. You want to come?
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No, I can't.
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I need to make preparations
for Amy's birthday.
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Which leads me
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to the following bit
of business.
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This is my ticket to Star Wars.
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I don't have to tell you
it is worth far more
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than its face value
of $15.50.
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I trust you'll give it
to someone worthy.
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You got it.
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Well, Penny might
want to join us.
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This is my ticket
to Star Wars.
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(knocking)
SHELDON: Penny.
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Penny?
(knocking)
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(knocking)
Penny?
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What happens if
I say, “Come in”?
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Well, find out.
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Come in!
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(knocking)
Bernadette?
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(knocking) Bernadette?
Bernadette?
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Come in!
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SHELDON:
Keep it up.
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I got nowhere else to be.
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Just come in.
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For future reference,
if I want to watch Mean Girls,
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I'll stream it on Netflix.
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We're sorry.
What do you need?
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Well, as you know,
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I'll be celebrating
Amy's birthday with her,
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and I could use your assistance
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in helping me select
the perfect gift.
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Sure.
Well, so far,
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I've come up with three ideas.
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The first is a chance for her
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to play the harp
with the L.A. Philharmonic.
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Wow. You can really
arrange that?
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Well, I said a chance,
you know.
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When you tell them
it's your birthday
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at Bennigan's,
they make a fuss.
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I don't see why the Philharmonic
would be any different.
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How about something
a little more realistic?
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Well, Amy enjoys
knitting her own sweaters,
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so I was thinking of getting her
an all-expense-paid trip
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to the Wisconsin Sheep
and Wool Festival.
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Sorry. I was waiting
for the bazinga.
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Hold on. It could be romantic.
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The two of them away together,
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keeping each other warm
in snowy Wisconsin.
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No, no, no, no.
She'd be going alone.
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Well, if you think
I'm afraid of birds,
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you should see me around sheep.
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Okay, well,
what's the third option?
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That I have coitus with her.
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(glass shatters on floor)
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What do you think about giving
Sheldon's ticket to Stuart?
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I don't know.
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Have you ever seen a movie
with Stuart before?
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It's like going
with your grandpa.
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Instead of eating popcorn,
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he brings little pieces
of chicken in Tupperware
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and a thermos full of soup.
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He's not that bad.
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Hey, Stuart, got any plans
Thursday night?
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My, uh... my doctor's worried
about my circulation,
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so I was thinking about
walking around the mall.
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Why?
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Well...
Hey, you guys.
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Oh, make sure
to wear sensible shoes.
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Wil, want to go
to Star Wars Thursday?
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Absolutely.
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Fine, take Wil.
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See if he brings you
clam chowder.
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Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay.
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Let's-let's... let's just
recap our options.
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All right, we've got
harp thing, sheep thing...
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Wild thang.
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Which do you think
she'd prefer?
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Because I checked the Sheep
and Wool Festival Web site,
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and there's only
8,000 tickets left.
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Sheldon, being physical with
Amy is a huge step for you.
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Yeah, are you ready
for this?
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Intimacy in any form
has been challenging for me,
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but I'd like to show her
how important she is,
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and it feels like
now might be the right time.
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Sheldon, that's
so beautiful.
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Then it's settled.
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Amy's birthday present
will be my genitals.
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Thanks for taking me out.
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Well, you're spending
your birthday with Sheldon.
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Why not celebrate early?
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So where do
you want to go?
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I heard that new Mexican place
on Green Street is good.
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Sure, sure. Or we could
take you to get a bikini wax.
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Why would I get a bikini
wax for my birthday?
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Uh, I don't know.
It was just a thought.
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I think I'll just
stick to Mexican.
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Great. And then maybe after,
we can watch a dirty movie,
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and if anybody has any questions
about what happened or how,
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we can answer them.
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Okay, what
is going on?
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Oh, we just want you
to be prepared
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for any surprises
that might happen tomorrow.
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What surprises?
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Oh.
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We don't want to
spoil anything,
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but you should know that Sheldon
said he's ready to be physical.
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You shut your damn mouth!
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You actually heard him say this?
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Yes. He said he wants
to do something
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to show you how much
you mean to him.
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(exhales)
I-I can't believe it. I...
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, we're really
happy for you,
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and we know how
much he cares...
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I do know what to say!
Let's get me waxed!
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(whirring)
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Why isn't it ever
Angie Dickinson's bedroom?
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You're back.
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It-it doesn't seem
like it's up to me.
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I suppose you're here because...
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I've decided to be physical
with my girlfriend,
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and I've never done that before.
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E-Excuse me for a moment.
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(lightsaber humming)
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Well, it was worth a shot.
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So, can you help me?
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Uh, all right. Um...
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once-once the man gets
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the-the woman out of her...
out of her bloomers...
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Oh, no.
Not that.
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I-I understand
the mechanics.
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Oh, good, good. 'Cause, uh,
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I have no idea
what kids these days are...
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calling their-their parts.
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I think they say “junk.”
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What is happening to this world?
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What-what do you
actually need to know?
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This is an important night
for us,
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and I'm worried
I might be overwhelmed
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and ruin everything.
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Sheldon, if-if you're
with the right person,
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it-it'll be okay.
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Thank you, Arthur.
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You are the wisest of the wise.
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Well, that's-that's very nice
of you to say,
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but I think
I'm just an expression of...
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of your unconscious mind.
252
00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:55,114
Oh, sure. Yeah.
253
00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:59,218
Well, you're fun to look at.
254
00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:04,156
Tonight's the night!
255
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,125
Yeah, the wait
is finally over!
256
00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:09,328
I know. Then you'll finally stop
talking about it!
257
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,330
Ready to go?
Let's do this.
258
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,485
Have fun, guys!
259
00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:14,667
We will.
I can't believe Sheldon gave this up.
260
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,358
I know.
261
00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:17,338
We're gonna have
so much more fun than him.
262
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,608
(singsongy):
No, they're not.
263
00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:26,011
Knowing them, they will.
264
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,381
(indistinct chatter)
265
00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:32,818
T minus 15 minutes!
266
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:34,119
Oh, did you hear
from Wil?
267
00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:36,488
Yeah, he's on his way.
Time for bladder check.
268
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,890
Check.
269
00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:39,158
Check.
270
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,727
Check. Wait.
271
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:44,897
Screw it. I'm holding it.
272
00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:46,232
(crowd booing)
273
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,000
What is everyone
booing at?
274
00:13:48,002 --> 00:13:50,202
(booing continues)
275
00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:56,108
Hey, guys. What's up?
276
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,445
Um, hey, Wil.
What you doin'?
277
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:02,615
I was on Star Trek. I'm just
rooting for the home team.
278
00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:04,416
MAN:
Star Trek stinks!
279
00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:07,686
Yeah? Live long
and suck it!
280
00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:12,258
(romantic music playing)
281
00:14:14,295 --> 00:14:16,228
(knocking)
SHELDON: Birthday girl.
282
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,498
Birthday girl.
Birthday girl.
283
00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:23,535
Come in!
284
00:14:23,537 --> 00:14:26,305
Oh!
285
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:32,411
Hi, Sheldon.
286
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,879
Hello. Sorry I'm late.
287
00:14:33,881 --> 00:14:35,481
I also got you a balloon,
288
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,183
but it floated away,
and I chased it for a while.
289
00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:40,786
That's okay. Come on in.
290
00:14:40,788 --> 00:14:42,087
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
291
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,990
Um, I'll... I'm gonna go put
these in water.
292
00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,659
Okay.
293
00:14:46,661 --> 00:14:49,295
Ooh, this is different, hmm?
294
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:51,096
Candles and music.
295
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,598
Do you like it?
296
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,833
It's kind of spooky.
297
00:14:54,835 --> 00:14:56,602
I can change it back.
298
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,137
No, no, no. It's your birthday.
299
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:01,840
As long as no one jumps out
in a hockey mask, I'll be fine.
300
00:15:02,677 --> 00:15:05,511
(panting)
301
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,980
So...
302
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,717
What'd you have in mind
for tonight?
303
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:14,420
I thought I could take you out
to a nice birthday dinner.
304
00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:18,824
If we pick a place east of here,
we might find the balloon.
305
00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:21,860
Um, that sounds nice, but...
306
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,830
I'm not really hungry right now.
307
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:27,466
I thought maybe...
308
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:31,103
we could do presents first.
Oh.
309
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,605
All right.
310
00:15:33,607 --> 00:15:35,708
Um...
311
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:39,511
I should probably tell you
something about this gift.
312
00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:43,515
You mean before you...
313
00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:46,719
(suggestively):
give it to me?
314
00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:51,090
Yes.
315
00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:54,960
May I ask you a question
before I...
316
00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:57,796
(suggestively):
give it to you?
317
00:15:57,798 --> 00:16:00,566
Of course.
Why are we saying
318
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,202
“give it to you” like that?
319
00:16:03,204 --> 00:16:05,904
Sheldon,
320
00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:09,241
I know your present is...
321
00:16:09,243 --> 00:16:13,178
for us to be intimate tonight.
322
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,581
I see.
323
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,316
Is that all right?
324
00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:25,190
I'm sorry,
but this is a litigious society.
325
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,726
I'm gonna need verbal consent.
326
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,730
Yes.
327
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:36,268
You know what, let me pull a
quick contract off the Internet.
328
00:16:41,242 --> 00:16:44,576
So, if you don't like Star
Wars, why are you here?
329
00:16:44,578 --> 00:16:45,711
Oh, I'm just having fun.
330
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,546
Everyone takes Star
Wars so seriously.
331
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,416
Like if the movie's bad,
it's gonna ruin their lives.
332
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,151
Is it bad?
Did you hear something?
333
00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:55,521
Oh, my God. It's bad.
Somebody kill me.
334
00:16:55,523 --> 00:16:58,090
See? That's
what I mean.
335
00:16:58,092 --> 00:16:59,992
When you wake up in the
morning, whether this is
336
00:16:59,994 --> 00:17:02,127
the greatest movie ever
or a total piece of crap,
337
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,729
your life isn't
gonna change at all.
338
00:17:04,598 --> 00:17:06,632
He's right.
339
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,833
Yeah.
340
00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:09,401
No matter what happens,
341
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,537
we're coming back tomorrow
to watch it again.
342
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,442
Do you think Sheldon's actually
gonna go through with it?
343
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:17,643
I don't know.
344
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,045
He said he's ready.
Yeah, but he also swore
345
00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:22,614
this was the year he'd be able
to pull the guts out
346
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:24,683
of a pumpkin.
347
00:17:24,685 --> 00:17:26,752
Well, I'm gonna stay positive.
I mean, we talked.
348
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,221
I told him what women like,
and after he stopped giggling,
349
00:17:29,223 --> 00:17:31,623
he seemed pretty sure
of himself.
350
00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:45,904
Hi.
351
00:17:45,906 --> 00:17:48,106
Hello.
352
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:52,478
So, um...
353
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,414
should I get under the covers
with you?
354
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,517
All right.
355
00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:03,522
(clears throat)
356
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,873
Hello.
Hi!
357
00:18:23,677 --> 00:18:26,645
Why are you shaking?
Are you cold?
358
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:30,115
I'm just, um... really nervous.
359
00:18:30,117 --> 00:18:31,583
Why?
360
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:34,219
Well...
361
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:36,655
I've been waiting for this
for so long,
362
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:40,325
I've just... built it up
in my head.
363
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:43,228
I don't know
what to expect.
364
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:46,265
Neither do I.
365
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:50,903
But... we can find out
together.
366
00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:54,907
Okay.
367
00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:04,816
I'm really nervous.
368
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,085
I know.
369
00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:10,289
We've been waiting so long
for this.
370
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:14,459
And we've built it up
in our heads so much.
371
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:17,396
Guys, it's
just a movie.
372
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,897
That's true.
373
00:19:18,899 --> 00:19:20,566
He's right.
It is.
374
00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:24,703
Although, we all
remember Jar Jar.
375
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:28,307
Leonard,
I-I'm scared again.
376
00:19:33,847 --> 00:19:37,916
Well, I enjoyed that
more than I thought I would.
377
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,993
Me, too.
378
00:19:47,995 --> 00:19:53,198
I look forward to your next
birthday when we do it again.
379
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,902
That works for me.
380
00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,539
I enjoyed that
more than I thought I would.
381
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:07,546
I don't think
I can walk right now.
382
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:18,302
ARTHUR:
Uh, Sheldon?
383
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,337
Sheldon.
384
00:20:20,339 --> 00:20:21,605
Arthur.
385
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:22,973
What are you
doing here?
386
00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:24,007
I-I don't think
387
00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:26,643
I need any more advice.
388
00:20:26,645 --> 00:20:29,246
I-I was just curious.
389
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:33,884
How-How'd it go?
390
00:20:33,886 --> 00:20:35,652
Oh.
391
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,990
It was amazing.
392
00:20:40,759 --> 00:20:42,292
I-I saw it a few days later.
393
00:20:42,294 --> 00:20:44,595
What a movie.
394
00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:51,668
But, uh, what-what about Amy?
395
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:54,671
Oh. Uh, uh, she liked it fine.
396
00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:59,176
But she doesn't have the history
with the franchise I do.
397
00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:02,512
Okay.
398
00:21:02,514 --> 00:21:05,082
Good... good talk.
399
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:13,422
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