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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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What's this?
Oh, nothing,
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just some math we don't need.
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This is a different approach.
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You trying to get the
guidance system even smaller?
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It's just a... theory.
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Well, it's not even worked out.
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Oh.
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I want this.
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Uh, but we've already met
the agreed upon specs.
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Going smaller
would require
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weeks' worth
of new computations.
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So get the kid
with the two shirts to do it.
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Sir, I mean,
if I may,
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uh, we've put a lot
of thought and effort
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into this current prototype.
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It's a really
elegant solution,
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and most
importantly, it works.
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You both make excellent points.
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And thank you for presenting
it so articulately.
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Make this.
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Champagne,
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champagne,
Thank you.
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and for the world's tallest
second grader, apple juice.
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No bendy straw, some party.
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Hey, a-a toast.
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Thank you all for
your support
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while we worked on our
Air Force project.
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And please know that
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we could not have
done it without you,
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so cheers.
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Cheers.
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You know, it's nice of
you to acknowledge us,
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but this is your
accomplishment.
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Yeah, you guys did
this all on your own.
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Without me.
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To success without Raj.
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So what happens next?
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Phase two,
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we test it,
perfect it,
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and hope to live long
enough to see the movie
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based on our lives starring
more attractive versions of us.
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Yeah, I'll definitely
live long enough--
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vitamin C.
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First thing tomorrow
morning, we're back at it.
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Without me.
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I hope his character doesn't
make it into the movie;
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he's kind of a bummer.
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Leonard Hofstadter.
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Access granted.
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Hmm. I don't care if this
thing's burning out my retinas;
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it makes me feel special.
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Now, before we field test,
I think we...
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What the hell?
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Where is everything?
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Who else has access
to this room?
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It's a secure lab
in a classified facility;
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only the U.S. government and us.
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This is very disconcerting.
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But the movie did just get good.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x23 ♪
The Gyroscopic Collapse
Original Air Date on May 4, 2017
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Sir, I-I-I'm sorry
but I just don't get it.
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Y-You came into our lab
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in the middle of the night
and took our prototype
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and all of our research
and didn't even tell us?
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Sounds like you get it.
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Well, why would
you do that?
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You guys completed phase one,
we'll take it from here.
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Where did
you move it?
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I can't tell you that.
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Are you implementing phase two?
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I can't tell you that.
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Wait, so you're just
going to take all the work
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we've done for the last
year and toss us aside?
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That one I can tell you, yes.
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This is
all very upsetting.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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As you know,
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the primary focus of
the United States military
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is people's feelings.
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If that's sarcasm,
please save it for our enemies.
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Well, I may be
moving out soon.
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I think I found
a place to live.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Really?
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You kept sending me
apartment listings.
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Um... well, I...
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yeah, you got me.
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Where are you moving?
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And when? But a-also where?
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Bert has a room for rent.
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So you're gonna be
roommates with Bert?
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Uh, no, it's, uh,
pretty private, actually,
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it's over his garage.
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So the only time I'll see him
is when he pulls his car in,
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does his laundry or practices
drums in my dining room.
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Well, good for you.
Mm-hmm.
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I actually have
a little news myself.
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Okay, we're just gonna circle
back to when he's moving out?
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Okay, that's cool.
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I was, uh, asked to be
a visiting researcher
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at Princeton.
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- Hey, that's amazing.
- Good for you. - Congratulations.
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Thanks, but the thing is
I'll be gone for a few months
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and I don't know how Sheldon's
gonna feel about that.
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Oh, come on, he's a grown man,
he can take care of himself.
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You really believe that?
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Once again, you got me.
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How can you work
on something for a year
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and they just take it?
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I can't believe the Air Force
would treat us like that.
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You know, I have a good mind
to stop paying my taxes.
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It's too bad I enjoy
doing them so much.
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The Air Force did it again.
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They're erasing our lives!
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Third floor,
wrong apartment.
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Although, if anyone's gonna
clean out your apartment
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and disappear,
it'd be Penny.
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She might disappear,
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but she's definitely
not cleaning anything.
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It's okay, everything's here.
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Oh, hey,
what's going on?
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You won't believe it;
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the military
confiscated our project.
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What?
You're kidding.
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Why would they do that?
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They wouldn't say.
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I feel so betrayed.
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You know, all my life I thought
Uncle Sam was a friendly uncle
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who brought you presents.
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Turns out he's
the other kind.
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Sheldon, I'm so sorry.
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Thank you. Can we just
talk about something else?
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Yeah, what's going on
with you guys?
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Give us some good news.
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Amy's got some news.
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Yeah, um...
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Raj is moving out.
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Oh, no.
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When?
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You doing okay?
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Not really.
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Want me to put on
some Neil Diamond?
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That always makes
you feel better.
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No.
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Then you'll get all sexed up
and I'm not in the mood.
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I mean, an entire
year wasted.
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You might be forgetting another
accomplishment of the past year.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, we brought
life into the world.
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Really?
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That's the importance
you put on us having a baby?
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I'm happy about it, but, I mean,
it's not like I did much.
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I mean, after
the first three minutes
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it was pretty much all you.
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So, did you tell him
about Princeton yet?
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No, I'm waiting till
he's in a good mood.
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Oh, sweetie,
you might not live that long.
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I don't know,
maybe I shouldn't go.
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Oh, stop it, he'll be fine.
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I guess. And he'll have you and
Leonard right across the hall
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the whole time.
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Oh, damn, wait, you know,
maybe you shouldn't go...
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Got to go.
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Morning.
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I apologize for exceeding
my allotted bathroom time.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Not really.
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Apparently grief can
make one less regular.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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No, I sat and I sat,
but to no avail.
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Oh, the-the more details,
the more sorry.
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Well, maybe this'll
cheer you up.
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I made your favorite oatmeal...
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plain.
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What's the occasion?
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No occasion, I just wanted
to do something nice for you.
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You're so kind.
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You know, I don't know how
I ever got by without you.
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Oh.
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That's sweet, but you...
you did just fine on your own.
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Well, I thought that, too,
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but I've come to realize, I am
completely dependent on you.
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Sheldon, you're,
you're being silly.
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No, to wake up every morning
and know you're there
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is a great comfort to me.
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Mmm, tasteless.
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How do you do it?
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You know, what you need to do is
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put this Air Force
project behind you
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and just dive
into something new.
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Well, there is our
quantum cognition experiment.
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You and I could spend
more time on that.
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Oh, I don't know,
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I mean, let's say
we succeed in proving
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that our consciousness
creates reality.
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I mean, what will we have
really accomplished?
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You know, a loaf of bread's
still three bucks.
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I'm confused.
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You're always saying that you
want to spend more time with me.
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That is true, I have said that.
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Well, a lot, it's very annoying.
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Has something changed?
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Um, is there something
that you're not telling me?
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I was offered a summer research
fellowship at Princeton.
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Princeton?
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A fine institution.
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The place where
Albert Einstein taught.
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And where Leonard got his PhD,
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so it may have gone downhill.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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Congratulations.
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Well, I-I haven't
accepted it yet.
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I wanted to talk
to you first.
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Wh-What is there to talk about?
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You have to take it.
It's important.
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So are you.
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Thank you, but I'll be fine.
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Are-are you sure?
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Yes. I may have lost my guidance
system and my girlfriend,
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but I still have a colon
full of yesterday's meals
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to keep me company.
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Although, thanks to your
high-fiber breakfast,
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I'm sure that'll be
leaving me, too.
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Really?
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He doesn't put raisins
or banana slices
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or anything in it?
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I don't think plain oatmeal
was the point of that story.
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I mean, I like a
little brown sugar...
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Guys.
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You're still
gonna go, right?
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I don't know.
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Sheldon's so vulnerable
right now.
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Oh, come on. Look,
if the roles were reversed,
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he'd be on the first train
to New Jersey,
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or the second train if there
were teenagers on the first one.
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Well, distance
might be nice.
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The last time a big project
ended for Howie,
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he wouldn't stop
following me around.
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He even went with me
to get a mammogram.
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Well, what's wrong with that?
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No, he wanted
to get one with me,
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like some kind of weird
couple's massage.
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And yet you bore his child.
Neato.
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You're excited about
this opportunity, right?
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Of course. I get to be part
of the first team
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to use radon markers
to map the structures that...
257
00:10:42,456 --> 00:10:45,223
Okay, a simple yes will do.
258
00:10:45,225 --> 00:10:46,558
You have to go.
259
00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,927
I know, but what
if Sheldon...
260
00:10:48,929 --> 00:10:50,762
Okay, listen to me.
Your relationship can handle
261
00:10:50,764 --> 00:10:51,830
being long distance for a while.
262
00:10:51,832 --> 00:10:53,632
It's not like you two
are very physical.
263
00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:56,067
Hey, you don't know what
goes on behind closed doors.
264
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,269
A lot of lectures?
265
00:10:57,271 --> 00:10:58,336
All right, so you know.
266
00:10:59,539 --> 00:11:01,573
I'm telling you,
if you don't go
267
00:11:01,575 --> 00:11:02,707
you'll end up
regretting it.
268
00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:03,708
Hey!
269
00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:06,144
Wait up!
Oh, great.
270
00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,181
You left something at home.
271
00:11:10,183 --> 00:11:11,216
A big hug!
Oh!
272
00:11:13,487 --> 00:11:15,720
I found it right next
to these kisses.
273
00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:18,657
It's too late for me.
274
00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:20,325
Save yourself.
275
00:11:22,663 --> 00:11:25,430
So, are you excited to have
your own place again?
276
00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:27,899
I am, but I'll miss you guys.
277
00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:29,267
Ah, we'll miss you, too.
278
00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:32,904
Wha... you could try
saying that without smiling.
279
00:11:32,906 --> 00:11:36,374
I'm trying. This is
the best I can do.
280
00:11:45,886 --> 00:11:47,085
What are you doing?
281
00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:49,387
What does it look like?
282
00:11:49,389 --> 00:11:52,090
I'm playing sad harmonica...
283
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:54,793
in an apartment
as empty as my heart.
284
00:11:54,795 --> 00:11:56,995
Why?
285
00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:59,597
I got the blues.
286
00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:01,733
My baby done left me.
287
00:12:01,735 --> 00:12:04,869
Come on, Sheldon.
288
00:12:04,871 --> 00:12:06,971
Amy's only gone
for a few months.
289
00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:09,507
And now that I'm moving out,
your old room is empty,
290
00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:10,975
so you can stay there
whenever you want.
291
00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:13,778
Uh, could I talk to you
in the hall for a sec?
292
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,113
Yeah, sure.
293
00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:22,654
Sheldon, you're being silly.
294
00:12:22,656 --> 00:12:24,322
Am I?
295
00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:26,391
Yesterday
I had an Air Force project,
296
00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:27,692
a girlfriend who lived with me,
297
00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:30,929
and my good friend Raj
right across the hall.
298
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:33,264
Do you really care
about that last one?
299
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:36,601
No, but that list was sounding
a little thin.
300
00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:40,071
Instead of dwelling on the
negative, think about this.
301
00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:43,108
Your girlfriend was given
an amazing opportunity,
302
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,976
which gives you
an opportunity
303
00:12:44,978 --> 00:12:48,279
to show her that you're a loving
and supportive boyfriend.
304
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:52,250
So trick her.
305
00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:55,954
All right, let me start again.
306
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:58,423
Uh... you and Amy...
307
00:12:58,425 --> 00:12:59,657
Can I get my stuff?
308
00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:03,027
Sounds like it's
gonna be a while.
309
00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:11,569
I missed you.
310
00:13:11,571 --> 00:13:13,705
Come here, let's talk.
311
00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:15,974
Ooh. Sounds serious.
312
00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:17,409
Have I been a bad boy?
313
00:13:17,411 --> 00:13:18,443
Am I gonna get a spanking
314
00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:21,413
'cause you know I...
Just listen.
315
00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:23,415
I don't know if
you realize this,
316
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:26,484
but whenever you're
between projects,
317
00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:28,953
you tend to get a
little insecure.
318
00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:30,522
Oh.
A little clingy.
319
00:13:30,524 --> 00:13:33,057
I know and I'm sorry.
320
00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:35,059
Oh, oh, oh, okay, stop.
321
00:13:35,061 --> 00:13:37,629
Stop.
322
00:13:37,631 --> 00:13:39,564
I love when you're
affectionate,
323
00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:42,000
but this is not coming
from a good place.
324
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:43,902
Well, excuse me,
325
00:13:43,904 --> 00:13:46,271
but what did you do when you
worked on that allergy drug
326
00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:48,940
for two years and the FDA
shut down your project?
327
00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:53,378
I signed us up for
ballroom dance class.
328
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,514
Okay, and what did you do
329
00:13:56,516 --> 00:13:59,350
when they took you
off the antifungal team?
330
00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:03,388
I made us have a baby.
331
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:06,591
So?
332
00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:08,426
Bring it in.
333
00:14:10,564 --> 00:14:14,566
And now the movie
just got rated "R."
334
00:14:18,104 --> 00:14:19,337
Hey.
335
00:14:19,339 --> 00:14:20,939
You going somewhere?
336
00:14:20,941 --> 00:14:26,277
No, but you are, so I got
you this as a present.
337
00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:28,580
Sheldon, that isn't necessary.
338
00:14:28,582 --> 00:14:29,881
No, it is.
339
00:14:29,883 --> 00:14:31,249
Leonard pointed out to me
340
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:34,085
that I'm not always a loving
and supportive boyfriend,
341
00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:38,456
so here's some
quality luggage.
342
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,558
Thank you.
343
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,361
The salesman said it could
survive a plane crash, so...
344
00:14:45,732 --> 00:14:48,633
Perhaps you should fly
inside it.
345
00:14:52,906 --> 00:14:55,273
Does this mean you're
okay with me going?
346
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,308
Well, I'm not looking
forward to it,
347
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,844
but it is a wonderful
opportunity
348
00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:01,679
and you need to take it.
349
00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:03,882
Besides, Princeton
is in New Jersey,
350
00:15:03,884 --> 00:15:07,318
so it's not like you're
gonna want to stay.
351
00:15:12,859 --> 00:15:15,827
Uh, I know it's
not your birthday,
352
00:15:15,829 --> 00:15:16,794
but if you're
interested...
353
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,429
I am.
Okay.
354
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,467
Oh, and just to be clear,
355
00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:26,137
I'm not being intimate with you
in order to keep you from going.
356
00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:28,106
I wasn't thinking that.
357
00:15:28,108 --> 00:15:30,608
Well, no, it's just, I'm
just warning you, you know,
358
00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:33,011
if you find yourself
3,000 miles away
359
00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:35,780
and craving a-a hit
of this, you know...
360
00:15:37,017 --> 00:15:40,051
...I can't Skype it to you.
361
00:15:40,053 --> 00:15:44,455
That's a risk
I'm willing to take.
362
00:15:44,457 --> 00:15:45,990
All right, then.
363
00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:49,994
Let's go to the bedroom,
remove our clothes,
364
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,329
fold them neatly...
365
00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:56,801
...and engage in
frenzied lovemaking.
366
00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:01,973
What if we don't fold
our clothes at all?
367
00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:04,509
I d... or...
368
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:07,145
what if we fold them?
369
00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:10,648
Well, here's your key back.
370
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:12,116
Thank you.
371
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,985
As soon as I have the place set
up I'm gonna have you guys over.
372
00:16:13,987 --> 00:16:15,853
Oh, we would love that.
373
00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:17,221
I really can't thank you
enough for taking me in.
374
00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:20,558
You know, I was in a pretty
low place in my life, and...
375
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,495
Oh, Amy,
you naughty vixen.
376
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:32,070
Anyway, uh,
as I was saying,
377
00:16:32,072 --> 00:16:34,839
I was at a pretty low place
in my life and, uh,
378
00:16:34,841 --> 00:16:36,374
if it wasn't for friends
like you...
379
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:37,842
My goodness,
that form of stimulation
380
00:16:37,844 --> 00:16:39,043
is highly efficient.
381
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,883
I can't compete
with that. Bye.
382
00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:50,188
Should we give them
their privacy?
383
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:53,891
I want to,
but I don't think I can.
384
00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:55,860
Whoopee!
Okay, I'm good now.
385
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,958
Okay, the car is waiting.
386
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,560
Do you want
to walk me downstairs?
387
00:17:05,562 --> 00:17:06,661
Of course.
388
00:17:06,663 --> 00:17:08,296
Here, here, let me.
389
00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,565
I've been doing a little
research on New Jersey,
390
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,133
and I was delighted to learn
391
00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:14,369
that their chief
agricultural product
392
00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:16,204
is sod.
393
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,706
- Is it?
- Hmm, yes.
394
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:23,745
Yeah, perhaps I've been harder
on them than they deserve.
395
00:17:23,747 --> 00:17:25,780
Do you think it's possible
396
00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:29,050
you might enjoy being
on your own for a little while?
397
00:17:29,052 --> 00:17:30,785
It's hard to say.
398
00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:32,787
I've never really lived
by myself.
399
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:36,257
What if I become
strange and eccentric?
400
00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:42,597
I'll love you no matter what.
401
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:48,002
Howard Hughes saved his
urine in milk bottles.
402
00:17:49,906 --> 00:17:53,307
We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.
403
00:17:53,309 --> 00:17:56,004
And you'll text me when
you arrive at the airport?
404
00:17:56,028 --> 00:17:56,845
I will.
405
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:58,579
- And when you're at the gate?
- Uh-huh.
406
00:17:58,581 --> 00:18:00,281
And if you see any actors
from Game of Thrones
407
00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:02,316
in first class?
408
00:18:02,318 --> 00:18:04,402
I don't know what they
look like, but sure.
409
00:18:04,426 --> 00:18:04,987
Oh.
410
00:18:04,988 --> 00:18:06,983
And don't forget to Skype
me when you arrive.
411
00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:07,623
I won't.
412
00:18:07,624 --> 00:18:09,023
- And every morning.
- Got it.
413
00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:11,259
Now of course, my
9:00 a.m. is your noon,
414
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:12,827
so let's avoid the
whole "good morning,"
415
00:18:12,829 --> 00:18:13,928
"good afternoon" minefield,
416
00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,763
and let's just say,
"Hello."
417
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:17,698
Good thinking.
418
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,767
And just remember,
I am proud of you
419
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:22,870
and I support you
in all that you do.
420
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,639
Thank you.
That means a lot.
421
00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:25,907
Oh, and one last thing.
422
00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:28,376
If you find yourself working
with a male scientist
423
00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:32,447
who's as smart as me, as tall
as me and has hair like Thor,
424
00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:35,016
well, then I want you to
step away from the situation
425
00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:36,018
and call me immediately.
426
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:44,652
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