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{\an4}{\pos(35,235)}翻译     瞭望星空拉杰赛  穿越时空卡洛猫  油腻希

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{\an4}{\pos(35,235)}校对     瞭望星空拉杰赛  穿越时空卡洛猫

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{\an4}{\pos(35,235)}后期      灰灰是菇凉      时间轴    加森

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{\an4}{\pos(35,235)}总监     新浪微博@赛太公

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宇宙是灵魂的镜子

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我们是瞭望远方  还是照进内心呢

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我是看向鞋子

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我都看得有点晕乎了

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当我们凝望着无止尽的宇宙

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我们能了解到这是因为我们的内心

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也是无限大

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我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

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感谢各位与我一起

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漫步群星之中

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他收尾的停顿  一次比一次长

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我觉得...

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你说得没错

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你好

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我能跟你合照一张吗

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没问题

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如果你要发到社交平台

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我建议你加个话题#库萨诗里#

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谢谢你  节目很棒

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这不全是我一个人的功劳

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我有一群很棒的明星配角

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一群明"星"

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你对每个人都说这套词吗

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只对美女

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还有还行的女孩说

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行吧

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我澄清一下  你是前一类人

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行吧

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谢谢你们来

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两位帅哥对今晚的节目有何评价

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你可以收功了

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谢谢夸奖  但我的魅力能放不能收

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看看这张哈雷在泡澡的超萌照片

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拍得很赞啊

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要我发给你吗

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别了  在你手机是可爱  在我手机上是犯罪

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我也有一张很萌的照片分享

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那是什么

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一个方程式

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它是不是太完美了

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有时候我就这么盯着它看

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心想"真想不到它是我想出来的"

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既然我们要分享照片

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我也可以贡献一张

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拜托别是你跟你狗一起泡澡的照片

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并不是

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但别滑去看别张照片

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这是什么

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是我跟一个美女的合照

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而从我的手表可以看出是半夜两点半拍的

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所以... 证物"A"吗

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不是啦  我前几天跟她在天文台认识的

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她后来邀请我出去喝一杯

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那恭喜你啊

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印地语的"狗"怎么说

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-库塔  -你这只贱库塔

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咆咆

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这是印地语的汪汪

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我今晚跟她又有约

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我今晚也有约呢

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但别担心  不是跟别的女人

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是跟弦理论有约

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咆咆

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抱歉  但人家才是色库塔  你不算

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-回来了  -回来啦

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你在干嘛

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跟我的宝宝合照

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你看它长多大了

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看到你这么兴奋挺有意思的

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谢谢啦  你人...

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-不许坐这里  -啥  怎么了

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抱歉啦

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这是我组织系统的一部分

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那里是我放论文的地方

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好吧  那不如我...

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把这笔记本推过去...

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行吧  没关系

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我去卧室里待着

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不用  别  这里也是你的公寓

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我今晚收工吧

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然后把这里收拾了

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你真是太贴心了  谢尔顿

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我知道

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其实我是在尝试一个新招式

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就是我换位思考  做到感同身受

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你是指同理心吗

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我还以为这是我发明的新方法呢

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无论如何  我还是谢谢你做出的努力

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谢谢

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真的很难呢

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早安

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早安啊

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你其实不用为我做早餐

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我不确定我昨晚的表现如何

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我想确定有个强劲的收尾

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你不用担心啦

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昨晚很赞了

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虽然你现在这么说

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但等你吃过一口之后再发表意见

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我的天  太好吃了吧

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所以我在后车厢里都有备一个煎蛋锅

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谢谢啦  很好吃

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我老公从来不做饭给我吃

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你结过婚了吗

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是啊  严格上来说我还已婚

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你的"严格上来说"

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是指离婚文件还没正式生效

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还是"严格上来说"

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他现在正在衣柜里看着我们俩

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没有啦  我们已经分居了

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我们能聊一点别的吗

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当然啦

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告诉你  我的煎蛋卷能这么好吃的秘诀

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是我蛋黄跟蛋白是分开打散的

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说到这个  你们分开多久了

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大概两周吧

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这周数不太多啊

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其实这刚刚过了双数周数的门槛啊

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无所谓啊

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他已搬走  我向前走

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很好

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你介意我问一下他是干哪一行的吗

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他是消防员

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有意思

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一个有可能妒火中烧  还能随手拿到斧子的男人

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不过没事的啦

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他可是有将近整整两周时间冷静呢

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好的  下一款药是罗马唑

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这款我会

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我其实很努力在推销这款药呢

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它能治疗轻微皮肤炎

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正确  这款药能开给哪些人群呢

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成人  以及百分百确定

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已经停止生长的孩子

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再次正确

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有哪些副作用呢

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靠  靠

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肉汁G  R  A  V  Y

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胃部不适  红肿  

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肛漏  血管炎  还有...

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黄眼

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很接近了

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-是黄带[白带发黄]  -对哦

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所以我们用"肉汁"这个词

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他知道自己现在不住在这里了  对吧

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可能他失忆了  因为他吃了...

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-弗拉西崔  -正解

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-谢啦  -谢尔顿  你来干嘛

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我就过来看一下我的旧房间

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看看你们怎么处置它

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怎么了

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我晚上需要一个地方工作  而且...

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-不  -因为

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-我们公寓没有多余的地方  -不

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我觉得艾米一直有...

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不

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反正你们也不...

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不

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就...

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不

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不

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现在那是我们的房间

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而且我们要把它变成健身房

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你们真的以为我会信这种鬼话吗

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-不  -不

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所以现在让我困扰的是

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他们13天前才分手

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现在我却在跟她交往

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那我是我这部电影里的好人

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还是他们电影里的坏人呢

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我能肯定的是  你是我们电影里的怪友人

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我喜欢她  好吗

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我只是...不知道该如何看待自己

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在一段感情里充当电灯泡的角色

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跟我老婆躺在一张床上的某人如是说

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我的意思是  她老公还没走远呢

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他很显然对分手耿耿于怀

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而且从他留在她家的运动裤可以判断出

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这家伙至少是个中等个子或彪形大汉

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或许那是他的"假日发福后"专用裤

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你也有啊

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我也不知道了

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你们觉得她是不是太快开始约会了

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如果你和伯纳黛特分手了

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你会等多久才开始约会

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我都不想去想这种问题

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八天

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什么

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在家哭两天  健身房恢复身材六天

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首先你身材已经很棒了

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嘴真甜

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那我再多为他哭一天吧

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不就是不

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你可以说我们不会察觉到你在  但我们能察觉

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因为你的确在这里啊

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是谁的电话呀

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真不敢相信你居然挂我电话

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什么鬼

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你在我们家干嘛

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我是来证明你是错的

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我已经在里面工作好几个小时了

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你们根本没察觉

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帮帮忙

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什么鬼  你在我们家干嘛

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我在试着尊重艾米

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好吧  你在学校有自己的办公室

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你怎么不去那办公

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我不能每次一有灵感就冲去学校办公室啊

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那我岂不是相当于住那儿了

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听起来不错  去吧

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不行  校园晚上不安全

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那里不但有浣熊  还有大学生到处走

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好像那是他们的地盘一样

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听着

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我需要一个可以晚上工作的地方

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而你们正好有不用的房间

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看一眼我的提议

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这是什么

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租赁协议

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这间房间我仅用于办公

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我不会睡这里  我不会吃你们的食物

255
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我甚至不会用你们的洗手间

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你从此就能无论白天黑夜想来就来吗

257
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他现在不就这样吗

258
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至少签了协议我们还有钱拿

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我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

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感谢各位与我一起

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...漫步群星之中

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我觉得刚才那停顿太长了

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你说得对  我也感觉到了

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我们要不再来一遍

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天啊  不要了吧

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需要帮忙吗

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你们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里

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不是吧  你看不出来

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我们俩谁是拉杰什·库萨帕里吗

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看出来了  我只是不想弄得像种族歧视

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我是妮尔的老公

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是这样的  我真不知道

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她已经结婚了  是事后...

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什么事之后

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我

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真的非常对不起

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道歉并不会让我好过点

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那做什么能让你好过点

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我要你不再和我老婆来往

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没问题  很高兴认识你  再见

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我该怎么办

282
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大兄弟  你想聊聊吗

283
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我本以为我们会结婚生子

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没想到措不及防  感情玩完

285
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一切都会好的

286
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怎么可能会好

287
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你睡了我老婆

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我是说  除了这事之外

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你需要点什么吗

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来杯水

291
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还是来场激光秀

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-不必  谢了  -太好了

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因为我根本不知道开关在哪

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抱歉

295
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我不该来这里

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可能我只是想看看取代我的人是谁

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别这么说

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你们俩的感情很特别

299
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谁也取代不了你

300
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这话是她说的吗

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不是

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我该走了  对吧

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别走

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好的  晚点联系

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听着  如果这么说能让你好过点

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我跟她一点都不熟

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不熟她还跟你睡吗

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妮尔说你是名消防员

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都做些什么呀

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好吧  知道他在里面房间

311
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我真的很不舒服

312
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为什么  他一天都没出来了

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你不懂

314
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我跟谢尔顿住了那么多年

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他总是能把我弄疯

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而现在却乖乖的

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对啊

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别用那种眼神看着我

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这代表他以前是故意的

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那是他的选择

321
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就像发现哥斯拉本来可以攻击阿比三明治店

322
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却去了东京一样

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我想日本应该没有阿比三明治店

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这不是重点

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谢尔顿

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谢尔顿

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抱歉  我是不是太大声了

328
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不是  你表现得很完美  你心知肚明

329
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你希望我当一个不那么贴心的租客吗

330
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不是  是的  什...

331
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别再扰乱我了

332
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我错了

333
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冲绳真的有一家阿比三明治店

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他以前跟她哥哥是死党

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但他当时根本没注意到她

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几年后

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他们在车管所偶遇了对方

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两小时后  他们就坠入爱河了

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你都能从他驾驶证照片中看到眼里爱的火花

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这些都是他在天文馆跟你说的吗

341
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不不  我们去馅饼屋了

342
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他点了香蕉奶油  我点了椰子口味

343
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我们分着吃

344
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你跟另一个男人分吃一块馅饼吗

345
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你是指除你以外的男人吗

346
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是啊

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我很同情他  妮妮

348
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他是个好人

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如果你觉得不舒服

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也许就别再跟他老婆上床了

351
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我觉得性不是问题所在

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我很肯定相比起来我表现一般

353
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声明一下  是我先带你去吃馅饼屋的

354
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谢尔顿

355
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是莱纳德啊

356
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抱歉  我必须离开那里

357
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他又做了什么

358
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啥都没做  他简直是天使

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别那样看着我

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佩妮就是用那种眼神看我  我没疯

361
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佩妮和我都露出"你疯了"的眼神吗

362
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心有灵犀呀

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我懂得如何对付真实的谢尔顿

364
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但表现得理智又体贴的谢尔顿

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我都懵了

366
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就像去年我妈打给我  唱生日歌给我听

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我直接吐了

368
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,840
如果太难以忍受

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你随时可以把他赶回来这里

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我和他说好了

371
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再说  那样对你不公平

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实际上  我挺想他的

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他最近都泡在那边

374
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,880
太好了  那告诉他他可以回来了

375
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,430
不行  他在为我和我的感受着想

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00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:52,840
他想尊重我

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他也是那样对我的  那混蛋

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别再露出那眼神了

379
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你生气的表情和谢尔顿便秘的表情是一样的

380
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这感觉真好

381
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是的

382
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她以前也是这样吻我的

383
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你还好吧

384
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,860
没事  抱歉

385
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没事

386
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:30,580
老天  我好孤单啊

387
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,240
抱歉  我没办法

388
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,960
怎么了

389
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,990
我前几天遇到奥利弗了

390
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等等  你去找我老公了吗

391
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,790
不是  那多奇怪啊

392
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:43,790
是他来找我  然后我们共度了一晚

393
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:46,450
真难以置信

394
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:49,550
他那样做都是因为他在乎你

395
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,530
不  是因为他占有欲强  又爱吃醋

396
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,750
真的吗  我完全没看出来

397
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,490
他让我感到很舒服自在

398
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你俩"基"出火花  我倍感欣慰啊

399
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,360
其实  我觉得你对他不公平

400
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,090
你站他那边吗

401
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,060
没有  但我要指出

402
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:10,300
他提议过做婚姻咨询  所以至少他在努力挽回

403
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,070
你比他还神经病

404
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,170
这样吧  你再给他一次机会

405
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,430
如果还是不成功

406
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,670
我很乐意继续和你打炮

407
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,820
你很乐意是吧

408
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,630
不管哪种结果  你都会有男人

409
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:28,270
这多棒啊

410
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,150
谢尔顿

411
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,710
你好

412
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:41,990
你的合同规定有三天试用期

413
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我觉得这还是行不通

414
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所以  用法律术语来说

415
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就是合同甲方

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希望合同乙方滚蛋

417
00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:54,530
试用期几点结束

418
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中午12点

419
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:58,520
那后面还写了啥

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东部标准时间

421
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{\an8}剧中主角所在的西部比东部慢三小时

422
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那是3小时前的事了

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00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:11,010
既然你没有行使废除合约的权利

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我就行使我的权利来延长合约

425
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这份超详细的租赁合同现在生效

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而你已经违反了上面的条约

427
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,420
这不过是一堆纸张

428
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,450
你无法强制执行

429
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,740
请个律师  我们见分晓

430
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,890
这不是真的

431
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:32,910
即便是这样

432
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第九页写着你得为我提供

433
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柠檬味的气泡水  所以赶紧的

434
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进行得如何

435
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:46,610
显然他不会走了

436
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:49,760
而我得给他弄气泡水来

437
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,370
你为什么在笑

438
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:55,880
我也不知道  感觉对了

439
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,630
漫步群星之中

440
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,770
你好啊  兄弟

441
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,160
我和妮尔谈过了

442
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,130
你走了之后她不开心

443
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,850
-我很抱歉  -不  不不

444
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:21,000
她说你说了一些很诡异变态的话

445
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,280
相比之下  我显得很棒

446
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,040
我知道是哪句话

447
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:26,490
不  其实

448
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,880
有几句都有可能

449
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,920
无论是哪句  都很诡异变态

450
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:33,260
总之  我去安慰了她

451
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:37,000
我们谈了一下  貌似我们会再给彼此一次机会

452
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,310
我真为你高兴

453
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,580
我们应该庆祝一下

454
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,540
去馅饼屋吗

455
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,310
那还用说吗

456
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,760
要叫上妮尔吗

457
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,890
有必要吗

458
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:53,120
算了吧