1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:05,838 Gentlemen, star wars day is rapidly approaching. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,506 We should finalize our plans. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,541 What? That's a real thing? 4 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,778 What is it, star wars christmas? 5 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,381 No. Don't be ridiculous. 6 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,383 That's wookiee life day. (scoffs) 7 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,885 So, when is it? 8 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:22,621 Uh, well, it's not may the fifth... 9 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,491 And it's not may the third... 10 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,930 It's may the fourth. 11 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,534 Get it? 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,470 May the fourth be with you? 13 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,774 "may the force be with you." get it? 14 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:44,510 Oh, no. This face wasn't because I didn't get it. 15 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:49,381 ♪ our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 16 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,718 ♪ then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,386 ♪ the earth began to cool 18 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,589 ♪ the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools ♪ 19 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,458 ♪ we built the wall ♪ we built the pyramids ♪ 20 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,394 ♪ math, science, history, unraveling the mystery ♪ 21 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,196 ♪ that all started with a big bang ♪ 22 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,831 ♪ bang! ♪ 23 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:12,871 (knocking) 24 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:13,872 Come in. 25 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,843 Hey, you got a second? 26 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:18,844 Yes. 27 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,312 Actually, I'm glad you're here. 28 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:24,016 I-I'm working on the star wars day schedule. 29 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:27,286 Now, I have a window built in after phantom menace, 30 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,121 For complaining, but... 31 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:34,226 ...I'm worried an hour won't be enough time. 32 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:40,065 Sheldon, I-I've got some bad news. 33 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,200 What is it? 34 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:44,002 I just read online 35 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:46,538 That arthur jeffries passed away. 36 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,409 Professor proton is dead? 37 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:53,278 Sorry, buddy. 38 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,824 What are you doing? 39 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:09,128 Comforting you? 40 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,363 Y-your heart might be in the right place, 41 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,532 But your head, chest and arms certainly aren't. 42 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:18,103 Anyway, the-the funeral's on Sunday. 43 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:20,639 But, that's star wars day. 44 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,741 Yeah... Um... 45 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,210 Of all the things about this that are sad, 46 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:27,980 That might not be number one. 47 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,683 You okay? I know he meant a lot to you. 48 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,785 I'm fine. 49 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,488 Okay. 50 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,760 Yet he cried when they changed the raisin bran box. 51 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,831 Arthur (over laptop): This, uh, this is something interesting 52 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,399 Boys and girls. 53 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:51,036 After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal, 54 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:54,606 That he can't digest, in the form of a pellet. 55 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,111 Is-isn't that a hoot? 56 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,579 (laughs) 57 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:08,253 We'll be right back after I fire my writers. 58 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,354 (hoots) 59 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,224 Oh, shut up. 60 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,393 Watching your old friend? 61 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,395 Hmm. Yes. 62 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,596 Look at him, amy. 63 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,231 It's such a shame. 64 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,800 Struck down in the prime of my life. 65 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,838 Do you want me to go to the funeral with you? 66 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,740 Oh, I'm not going to the funeral. 67 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,175 Why not? 68 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,344 All those people blowing their noses. 69 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:36,448 You can't tell the sick from the sad. Mm. 70 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:40,485 I'll be at home celebrating star wars day, as planned. 71 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,754 Are you sure you don't want to go say good-bye? 72 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:48,460 Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time. 73 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,096 And watching a bunch of goofy space movies 74 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,332 You've seen hundreds of times isn't? 75 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,934 If we were in a physical relationship, 76 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,536 You just lost sex tonight. 77 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,541 Hey, guys. 78 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,444 Hey, penny. Happy star wars day. 79 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,081 Okay. 80 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,983 Can I make you breakfast? 81 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:15,220 Admiral ackbar's snack bar is open for business. 82 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,456 No, thanks. Leonard and I are just going to the funeral. 83 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,625 You sure. Not even coffee? 84 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,727 We have r2-decaf. 85 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:25,631 Maybe a nice cafe au leia? 86 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:28,567 And if you're not in the mood for coffee, 87 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,069 I can always make you a chai tea-3po. 88 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:35,040 Oh, I get it-- like c-3po. 89 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,075 What happened to me? 90 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,878 Hey, uh, sheldon, you want anything? 91 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,413 Uh, no, thank you. 92 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,948 You're being so quiet. 93 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:46,585 Are you upset or are you just rebooting? 94 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,387 I'm fine. 95 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,721 Sweetie, are you sure 96 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,057 You don't want to come with us to the funeral? 97 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,326 Oh, I appreciate the offer, but arthur is gone 98 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,495 And there's nothing I can do about it. 99 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,197 When darth vader struck down obi-wan, 100 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,833 Did luke cry like a baby and go to his funeral? 101 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:02,834 No. 102 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,069 He blew up the death star. 103 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,704 Why do I know this?! 104 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,207 Arthur jeffries was a scientist. 105 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,809 I'm sure he didn't care about 106 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,178 Silly superstitions like funerals. 107 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,647 You know, if he were here, I think he'd say, 108 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,382 "enjoy star wars day." 109 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:20,452 He was 84; he'd say, "where's my pudding?" 110 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,589 Before you go, at least let me pack you some 111 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:27,693 Attack of the scones for the road. 112 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:30,329 Oh, like attack of the clones. 113 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,297 We are leaving right now. 114 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,601 Arthur passing away was harder on sheldon 115 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,337 Than he's ready to admit. 116 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,005 Really hoping this will cheer him up. 117 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,173 Me, too. 118 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,574 Although, it might've been 119 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,810 Thoughtless of us to bake a death star cake. 120 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,647 No, it combines two of sheldon's favorite things: 121 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,115 Chocolate chips 122 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:53,552 And the ability to destroy a planet at the push of a button. 123 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,655 Well, anyway, it'll be a nice surprise for the boys. 124 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:59,191 And howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously, 125 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,860 So hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while. 126 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,864 Okay, let's get the fondant and start decorating. 127 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,366 This is pretty cool. 128 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,835 You don't see too many spherical cakes. 129 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:15,273 I wonder why that is. 130 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:23,749 I have a confession to make. Hmm? 131 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,851 I've never been to a funeral before. 132 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:26,852 Really? 133 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,754 I just never knew anyone that died. 134 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,189 I had a pet pig when I was a kid. 135 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,658 I mean, when he died, we didn't have a funeral, 136 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,627 We had a barbecue. 137 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:41,099 Yeah, we won't be eating arthur tonight. 138 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,906 I didn't know him very well, but I still really liked him. 139 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,109 It's weird that he's... Just gone. 140 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,677 I know. 141 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,080 I feel like I want to cry. 142 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,115 Oh... That's-that's fine. 143 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,617 Go ahead. 144 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,357 I can't do it with you staring at me. 145 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,058 Sorry. 146 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,631 (sighs) no, I'm dry. 147 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,167 You're a big crybaby-- you start, I'll join in. 148 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,336 I am not a crybaby. 149 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,604 Toy story 3? 150 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,741 The toys were holding hands in a furnace! 151 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,615 Look, a-arthur lived a full life. 152 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,985 And he inspired a lot of people. 153 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,888 Sure, he-he was my childhood hero, 154 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,492 But... The fact that I got to work with him, 155 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,228 Side by side, before he... 156 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,031 Died was... 157 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:49,301 It was... It was a gift. 158 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,870 (choked up): It was a gift. 159 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,105 Thank you for being the emotional one 160 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,208 In this relationship. 161 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:58,810 (sniffles) I got your back. 162 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,178 Yeah. 163 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,683 Okay, here we go. 164 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,952 Episode I-- the phantom menace. 165 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,086 (groans) 166 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,621 Let's get this over with. 167 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,590 Since we all agree episode I isn't our favorite, 168 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,124 Maybe we just skip it this time. 169 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,193 Yeah, howard, I think you of all people 170 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,561 Should avoid espousing the principle 171 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,296 That if something is not our favorite 172 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,098 We should just get rid of it. 173 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:26,137 You know, I heard this way of watching the movies 174 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:29,374 Called the machete order, where you watch episodes iv and v, 175 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,276 Then skip episode I, 176 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,478 Watch ii and iii as a flashback, 177 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,013 And then finish with vi. 178 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,148 Okay, so you'd lose most of jar jar, 179 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,018 All the trade route talk, and the boring senate hearings, 180 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,154 Which are like watching c-span with monsters. 181 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,924 Get rid of the trade route part? 182 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,126 Then how would palpatine get chancellor valorum 183 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,528 Kicked out of office? 184 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,562 Eh. 185 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,597 How would he get himself elected? How? 186 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,332 Can we get through one holiday 187 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,502 Without you saying something ridiculous? 188 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,904 It was just a suggestion. 189 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,106 Well, you know what else was just a suggestion? 190 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,174 "why don't we change the raisin bran box?" 191 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:06,111 Hmm? And you know who got hurt by that? 192 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,913 Every single person who eats breakfast! 193 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,751 Wow. 194 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:13,885 I think he's taking 195 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,887 This professor proton thing pretty hard. 196 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,257 Should we try to console him? 197 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,527 Or... Should we respect his privacy 198 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,796 In this moment of grief? 199 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,566 By staying here and watching the movie. 200 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,901 That's what good friends would do! 201 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,474 (movie playing over tv) 202 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,909 Well, at least without sheldon here, 203 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,211 We got to start with episode iv. 204 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,513 Mm, true. 205 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,583 (tv clicks off) 206 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,051 I do feel guilty about him. 207 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,118 Me, too. 208 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,153 Maybe we should see how he's doing. 209 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,254 Yeah. 210 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,755 But after the cantina scene. Obviously. 211 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,193 (cantina scene music playing) 212 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,764 Look at arthur... 213 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,667 Cracking up at a joke I told him. 214 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,306 I'll never hear that laugh again. 215 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,775 Arthur: You never heard it that time. 216 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,781 Arthur! 217 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,017 I thought you were dead. 218 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,418 I am. 219 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,521 Oh, it-it's fantastic. 220 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,491 I mean, this is the longest 221 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:30,829 That I've gone without running into a men's room 222 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,665 In-in years. 223 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,601 Why are you here? 224 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,903 I-I don't know. I was... 225 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:43,141 I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex-wife. 226 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,978 (gasps) I know why. 227 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,114 You've come to me because 228 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:52,651 You're my obi-wan. 229 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,620 I'm-I'm not... I'm not familiar with that. 230 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:58,723 Is... Is-is that an... 231 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:01,426 An internet? 232 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,763 Wow. 233 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,732 Uh, you're dead, so I'm going to let that slide. 234 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,637 Obi-wan kenobi is a character from star wars. 235 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,039 After his physical demise, 236 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:18,643 He comes to luke skywalker as his mentor in spirit form. 237 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,546 Well, that... That clears that up. 238 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,615 Yeah. 239 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,118 You must be here to give me advice. 240 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,560 Well, this... This is weird. 241 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,930 Most-most of my robes open in... 242 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,999 In the back. 243 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,837 Those are your jedi robes. 244 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,674 Oh, wait. What...? 245 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,310 What-what... What is this? 246 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,311 (lightsaber humming) 247 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,713 Oh! Be careful with that! 248 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,182 Whoa! 249 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,917 (lightsaber buzzing, humming) 250 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,757 Whoa! 251 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,525 (laughs) 252 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,395 Oh, neato. 253 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,396 (laughs) 254 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,630 (buzzing) 255 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,970 I'm, uh... I'm going to need a band-aid. 256 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,542 So... 257 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,411 What did you think of your first funeral? 258 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:30,882 Well, I don't want to be a jerk, but it was kind of a bummer. 259 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:34,285 Yeah, well, when I die, you can rent a bounce house. 260 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,454 You think about dying? 261 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,592 Mm. Well, I think more about if I'd have any regrets. 262 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,960 What would you regret? 263 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,029 Mm, you know, that I didn't travel more, 264 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,799 Take more risks, learn another language. 265 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,301 You know klingon. 266 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,970 That's true. 267 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,105 No, I meant that as a regret. 268 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,507 (laughs) 269 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,512 I just thought of one more. 270 00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,413 What's that? 271 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,750 I regret not saying "yes" when you asked me to marry you. 272 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,920 Well, it just wasn't the right time. 273 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,922 Yeah. 274 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,757 And this is also not the right time. 275 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,592 Do not propose. 276 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,427 What? 277 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,696 I know that face. That's your propose face. 278 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,833 I was not gonna propose. It's already two to one. 279 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,502 What's two to one? I proposed twice, you proposed once. Two to one. 280 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,271 Oh, my... It's not a contest. 281 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,705 I don't know what you're upset about. 282 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,041 I'm the one who's losing. Okay. 283 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,943 Fine. Would you feel better if I propose 284 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,611 So you could turn me down again? 285 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,013 Yeah, I think I would. (scoffs) 286 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,948 Okay. Leonard, will you marry me? 287 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,551 Hmm. 288 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:40,952 No, don't you dare. 289 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,288 You reject me right now and tie things up. 290 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,425 It's just such a big decision. 291 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,494 I don't want to have any regrets. 292 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,899 Did you ever watch professor proton 293 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,134 When you were a kid? 294 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,468 No. 295 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,837 My dad controlled the tv, 296 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,672 So unless someone was a texas ranger, 297 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,807 Jake or the fatman, we didn't see it. 298 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,811 I never watched him, either, but he seems to be the reason 299 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,446 That sheldon got interested in science. 300 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,948 Not me. I got into science 301 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,217 'cause I was always the smallest kid in school, 302 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,152 So I thought if I became a scientist, 303 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,855 I could invent a formula that made me taller. 304 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,690 That's cute. 305 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,892 Yeah, I thought it was working for a while, 306 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,360 But then I found out 307 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,130 My brother was just lowering the pencil marks on the door frame. 308 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,198 How about you? 309 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,334 Oh, I guess it must have been 310 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,303 Back when I was in the girl sprouts. 311 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,639 Girl sprouts? 312 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,408 My mom made it up as an alternative to the girl scouts. 313 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,611 She didn't want me selling cookies 314 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,980 On some street corner "like a whore." 315 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,319 How did that get you into science? 316 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,954 Oh, I went to the library 317 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:53,091 And took out a book on biology to see what whores did. 318 00:14:56,662 --> 00:15:00,031 On the one hand, if I say yes... 319 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,066 This isn't funny anymore. 320 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,768 Just say no so we're done with this. 321 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,637 Will you marry me or not? 322 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:09,240 Ooh, interesting. Did you just propose to me again? 323 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,442 No. Really? 324 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,378 Because I just heard, "will you marry me?" 325 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,581 That's two proposals, one day. 326 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,150 Sounds like someone wants to spend the rest of her life 327 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,819 Telling people how to spell the name hofstadter. 328 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,957 You know what? Fine. Do whatever you want. 329 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,792 Hey. 330 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,994 Penny, don't get upset. 331 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,196 Here. 332 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:36,167 I love you, but, no, I will not marry you. 333 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,802 Thank you. 334 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,137 Now, about that second proposal. 335 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,739 On the one hand... 336 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,780 (birds chirping) 337 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,019 Where... Where... Where are we? 338 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:59,290 This is the swampland of dagobah. 339 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,160 It's where luke was trained in the ways of the jedi. 340 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,461 Oh. 341 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,564 Too bad. I thought it was florida. 342 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:16,908 When obi-wan came to luke on this very spot, 343 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:20,244 He gave him all sorts of helpful advice. 344 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,714 So, um... 345 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,650 What do you got for me? 346 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,886 Um... 347 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,022 Always... 348 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,257 Get... Get a prenup. 349 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,330 That's it? 350 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,134 I thought there'd be more of a reason why you're here. 351 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,671 Well, why-why do you think I'm here? 352 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,241 I suppose it has something to do with your recent passing. 353 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,177 Is-is this the... The first time 354 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,847 You've lost, you know, someone close to you? 355 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,915 Oh, no. No. 356 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,285 I've already had to say good-bye to 11 dr. Whos. 357 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,625 Yeah, I've-I've outlived a few of my doctors, too. 358 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,731 Of course, my grandfather died when I was five. 359 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,367 My father died when I was 14. 360 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,203 I'm... I'm sorry about that. 361 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,305 And now you're gone, too. 362 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,943 It's like all the men I've looked up to have gone away. 363 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,080 Well, you know, it's... 364 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,583 It's okay to... To be sad about them. 365 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:37,422 Just... Just make sure, you know, you appreciate 366 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,458 Those who... Who are still there for you. 367 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,228 But I do appreciate them. 368 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,265 Well, then, 369 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,134 What am I doing in a swamp... 370 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,042 ...Dressed like friar tuck? 371 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,317 Appreciate them, sheldon. 372 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,120 (knocking) 373 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,955 Hey, buddy. 374 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,024 Heard you're having a rough day. You all right? 375 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,725 I'm okay. 376 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,829 How was the funeral? 377 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,666 It was nice, you know. 378 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,868 A lot of people showed up, 379 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,737 Told some great stories about him. 380 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:30,074 Did you know that arthur's son is a high school sci...? 381 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,493 Hey, the guys are about to start jedi. 382 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,861 You want to go watch? 383 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,395 I do. 384 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,367 After I make them go back and watch one through five first. 385 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,572 Sheldon, that-that'll take us all night. 386 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,074 That's true. 387 00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,343 Oh, it's a good thing I had a nap. 388 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,849 (movie playing over tv) 389 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,784 Boy, some of the physical comedy 390 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,587 With jar jar is a little tough to watch. 391 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,859 At least they toned him down in the second one. 392 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,228 Yeah, he is pretty stupid. 393 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,534 Hey, we can say it. You can't. 394 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,537 Hey, guys. 395 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,071 Happy star wars day! 396 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,940 (leonard laughs) sheldon: Wow! 397 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,276 A death star cake! Amy: Yeah. 398 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,577 We were hoping it might cheer you up. 399 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,545 Bernadette: And even though 400 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,779 It meant we had to miss the movies, 401 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,014 We could still be part of the fun. 402 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,015 Well, you didn't miss anything. 403 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,149 We just started over. 404 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,185 Son of a bitch. 405 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,559 (movie playing over tv) 406 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,503 You're back. 407 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,672 Yeah, apparently, um, 408 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,408 I'm here whenever... When-whenever you need me. 409 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,310 That's nice. 410 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,112 May-maybe for you. 411 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:20,051 Why do I need you now? 412 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,553 Well, as near as I could tell, 413 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,823 You-you fell asleep watching star wars, 414 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,594 And now you're-you're dreaming you're watching star wars. 415 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,329 So? 416 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,365 I mean, don't-don't you see a problem there? 417 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,666 I mean, how-how 418 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:39,036 You're spending your limited time on earth? 419 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,172 Not at all. 420 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:44,242 Okay, good luck to you.