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Gentlemen, star wars day
is rapidly approaching.
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We should finalize our plans.
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What? That's a real thing?
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What is it, star wars christmas?
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No. Don't be ridiculous.
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That's wookiee life day.
(scoffs)
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So, when is it?
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Uh, well, it's not
may the fifth...
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And it's not
may the third...
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It's may the fourth.
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Get it?
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May the fourth
be with you?
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"may the force be with you."
get it?
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Oh, no. This face
wasn't because I didn't get it.
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♪ our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ the earth began to cool
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♪ the autotrophs began to drool,
neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ we built the wall
♪ we built the pyramids ♪
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♪ math, science, history,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ that all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ bang! ♪
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(knocking)
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Come in.
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Hey, you got a second?
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Yes.
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Actually, I'm glad you're here.
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I-I'm working on the
star wars day schedule.
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Now, I have a window built in
after phantom menace,
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For complaining, but...
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...I'm worried an hour
won't be enough time.
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Sheldon, I-I've got
some bad news.
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What is it?
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I just read online
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That arthur jeffries
passed away.
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Professor proton is dead?
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Sorry, buddy.
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What are you doing?
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Comforting you?
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Y-your heart might be
in the right place,
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But your head, chest and
arms certainly aren't.
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Anyway, the-the
funeral's on Sunday.
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But, that's
star wars day.
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Yeah... Um...
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Of all the things about this
that are sad,
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That might not be number one.
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You okay?
I know he meant a lot to you.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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Yet he cried when they changed
the raisin bran box.
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Arthur (over laptop): This, uh,
this is something interesting
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Boys and girls.
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After an owl eats,
he spits up part of his meal,
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That he can't digest,
in the form of a pellet.
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Is-isn't that a hoot?
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(laughs)
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We'll be right back
after I fire my writers.
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(hoots)
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Oh, shut up.
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Watching your
old friend?
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Hmm. Yes.
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Look at him, amy.
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It's such a shame.
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Struck down
in the prime of my life.
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Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?
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Oh, I'm not going
to the funeral.
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Why not?
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All those people
blowing their noses.
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You can't tell the sick
from the sad. Mm.
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I'll be at home celebrating
star wars day, as planned.
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Are you sure you don't
want to go say good-bye?
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Amy, mourning the inevitable
is a complete waste of time.
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And watching a bunch
of goofy space movies
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You've seen hundreds
of times isn't?
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If we were in
a physical relationship,
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You just lost sex tonight.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, penny.
Happy star wars day.
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Okay.
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Can I make you
breakfast?
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Admiral ackbar's snack bar
is open for business.
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No, thanks. Leonard and I
are just going to the funeral.
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You sure. Not even coffee?
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We have r2-decaf.
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Maybe a nice cafe au leia?
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And if you're not
in the mood for coffee,
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I can always make you
a chai tea-3po.
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Oh, I get it-- like c-3po.
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What happened to me?
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Hey, uh, sheldon,
you want anything?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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You're being so quiet.
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Are you upset
or are you just rebooting?
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I'm fine.
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Sweetie, are you sure
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You don't want to
come with us to the funeral?
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Oh, I appreciate the
offer, but arthur is gone
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And there's nothing
I can do about it.
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When darth vader
struck down obi-wan,
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Did luke cry like a baby
and go to his funeral?
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No.
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He blew up the death star.
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Why do I know this?!
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Arthur jeffries
was a scientist.
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I'm sure he didn't care about
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Silly superstitions
like funerals.
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You know, if he were here,
I think he'd say,
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"enjoy star wars day."
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He was 84;
he'd say, "where's my pudding?"
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Before you go, at least
let me pack you some
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Attack of the scones
for the road.
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Oh, like attack
of the clones.
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We are leaving
right now.
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Arthur passing away
was harder on sheldon
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Than he's ready to admit.
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Really hoping
this will cheer him up.
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Me, too.
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Although, it
might've been
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Thoughtless of us to
bake a death star cake.
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No, it combines two of
sheldon's favorite things:
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Chocolate chips
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And the ability to destroy a
planet at the push of a button.
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Well, anyway, it'll be a
nice surprise for the boys.
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And howie doesn't think I
take his interests seriously,
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So hopefully this will keep
him fooled for a while.
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Okay, let's get the fondant
and start decorating.
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This is pretty cool.
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You don't see too many
spherical cakes.
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I wonder why that is.
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I have a confession to make.
Hmm?
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I've never been
to a funeral before.
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Really?
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I just never knew
anyone that died.
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I had a pet pig
when I was a kid.
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I mean, when he died,
we didn't have a funeral,
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We had a barbecue.
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Yeah, we won't be
eating arthur tonight.
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I didn't know him very well,
but I still really liked him.
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It's weird that he's...
Just gone.
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I know.
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I feel like I want to cry.
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Oh... That's-that's fine.
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Go ahead.
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I can't do it
with you staring at me.
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Sorry.
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(sighs)
no, I'm dry.
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You're a big crybaby--
you start, I'll join in.
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I am not a crybaby.
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Toy story 3?
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The toys were holding hands
in a furnace!
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Look, a-arthur lived
a full life.
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And he inspired
a lot of people.
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Sure, he-he was
my childhood hero,
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But... The fact that
I got to work with him,
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Side by side,
before he...
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Died was...
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It was... It was a gift.
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(choked up):
It was a gift.
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Thank you for being
the emotional one
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In this relationship.
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(sniffles)
I got your back.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here we go.
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Episode I--
the phantom menace.
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(groans)
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Let's get this over with.
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Since we all agree
episode I isn't our favorite,
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Maybe we just skip it this time.
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Yeah, howard,
I think you of all people
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Should avoid espousing
the principle
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That if something
is not our favorite
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We should just get rid of it.
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You know, I heard this way
of watching the movies
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Called the machete order, where
you watch episodes iv and v,
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Then skip episode I,
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Watch ii and iii
as a flashback,
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And then finish with vi.
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Okay, so you'd lose
most of jar jar,
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All the trade route talk,
and the boring senate hearings,
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Which are like watching c-span
with monsters.
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Get rid of the
trade route part?
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Then how would palpatine
get chancellor valorum
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Kicked out of office?
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Eh.
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How would he get
himself elected? How?
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Can we get through one holiday
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Without you saying
something ridiculous?
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It was just a suggestion.
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Well, you know what else
was just a suggestion?
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"why don't we change
the raisin bran box?"
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Hmm? And you know
who got hurt by that?
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Every single person
who eats breakfast!
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Wow.
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I think he's taking
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This professor proton thing
pretty hard.
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Should we try to console him?
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Or... Should we
respect his privacy
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In this moment of grief?
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By staying here
and watching the movie.
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That's what
good friends would do!
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(movie playing over tv)
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Well, at least
without sheldon here,
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We got to start
with episode iv.
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Mm, true.
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(tv clicks off)
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I do feel guilty about him.
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Me, too.
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Maybe we should see
how he's doing.
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Yeah.
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But after the cantina scene.
Obviously.
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(cantina scene music playing)
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Look at arthur...
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Cracking up at a joke
I told him.
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I'll never hear
that laugh again.
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Arthur: You never
heard it that time.
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Arthur!
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I thought you were dead.
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I am.
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Oh, it-it's fantastic.
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I mean, this is the longest
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That I've gone without
running into a men's room
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In-in years.
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Why are you here?
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I-I don't know.
I was...
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I was hoping I was going
to haunt my ex-wife.
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(gasps)
I know why.
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You've come
to me because
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You're my obi-wan.
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I'm-I'm not...
I'm not familiar with that.
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Is... Is-is that an...
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An internet?
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00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,763
Wow.
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00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,732
Uh, you're dead,
so I'm going to let that slide.
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00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,637
Obi-wan kenobi is a character
from star wars.
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After his
physical demise,
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He comes to luke skywalker
as his mentor in spirit form.
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Well, that...
That clears that up.
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Yeah.
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You must be here
to give me advice.
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Well, this... This is weird.
241
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Most-most of my robes open in...
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In the back.
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Those are your jedi robes.
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Oh, wait. What...?
245
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,310
What-what... What is this?
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(lightsaber humming)
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Oh! Be careful
with that!
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Whoa!
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(lightsaber buzzing, humming)
250
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,757
Whoa!
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(laughs)
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Oh, neato.
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(laughs)
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00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,630
(buzzing)
255
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,970
I'm, uh... I'm going
to need a band-aid.
256
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,542
So...
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What did you think
of your first funeral?
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Well, I don't want to be a jerk,
but it was kind of a bummer.
259
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Yeah, well, when I die,
you can rent a bounce house.
260
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,454
You think about dying?
261
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,592
Mm. Well, I think more about
if I'd have any regrets.
262
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,960
What would you regret?
263
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,029
Mm, you know,
that I didn't travel more,
264
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,799
Take more risks,
learn another language.
265
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,301
You know klingon.
266
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,970
That's true.
267
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,105
No, I meant that
as a regret.
268
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,507
(laughs)
269
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,512
I just thought of one more.
270
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,413
What's that?
271
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,750
I regret not saying "yes"
when you asked me to marry you.
272
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,920
Well, it just wasn't
the right time.
273
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,922
Yeah.
274
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,757
And this is also
not the right time.
275
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,592
Do not propose.
276
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,427
What?
277
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,696
I know that face.
That's your propose face.
278
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,833
I was not gonna propose.
It's already two to one.
279
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,502
What's two to one?
I proposed twice,
you proposed once. Two to one.
280
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,271
Oh, my... It's
not a contest.
281
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,705
I don't know what
you're upset about.
282
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,041
I'm the one
who's losing.
Okay.
283
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,943
Fine. Would you feel
better if I propose
284
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,611
So you could turn
me down again?
285
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,013
Yeah, I think I would.
(scoffs)
286
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,948
Okay. Leonard,
will you marry me?
287
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,551
Hmm.
288
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:40,952
No, don't you dare.
289
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,288
You reject me right
now and tie things up.
290
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,425
It's just such a big decision.
291
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,494
I don't want
to have any regrets.
292
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,899
Did you ever watch
professor proton
293
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,134
When you were a kid?
294
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,468
No.
295
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,837
My dad controlled the tv,
296
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,672
So unless someone
was a texas ranger,
297
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,807
Jake or the fatman,
we didn't see it.
298
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,811
I never watched him, either,
but he seems to be the reason
299
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,446
That sheldon got interested
in science.
300
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,948
Not me. I got
into science
301
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,217
'cause I was always the
smallest kid in school,
302
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,152
So I thought if I
became a scientist,
303
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,855
I could invent a formula
that made me taller.
304
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,690
That's cute.
305
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,892
Yeah, I thought it was
working for a while,
306
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,360
But then I found out
307
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,130
My brother was just lowering the
pencil marks on the door frame.
308
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,198
How about you?
309
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,334
Oh, I guess
it must have been
310
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,303
Back when I was
in the girl sprouts.
311
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,639
Girl sprouts?
312
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,408
My mom made it up as an
alternative to the girl scouts.
313
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,611
She didn't want me
selling cookies
314
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,980
On some street corner
"like a whore."
315
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,319
How did that get
you into science?
316
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,954
Oh, I went to the library
317
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:53,091
And took out a book on biology
to see what whores did.
318
00:14:56,662 --> 00:15:00,031
On the one hand,
if I say yes...
319
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,066
This isn't funny anymore.
320
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,768
Just say no
so we're done with this.
321
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,637
Will you marry me or not?
322
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:09,240
Ooh, interesting. Did you just
propose to me again?
323
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,442
No.
Really?
324
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,378
Because I just heard,
"will you marry me?"
325
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,581
That's two
proposals, one day.
326
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,150
Sounds like someone wants
to spend the rest of her life
327
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,819
Telling people how to spell
the name hofstadter.
328
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,957
You know what? Fine.
Do whatever you want.
329
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,792
Hey.
330
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,994
Penny, don't get upset.
331
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,196
Here.
332
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:36,167
I love you, but, no,
I will not marry you.
333
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,802
Thank you.
334
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,137
Now, about that
second proposal.
335
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,739
On the one hand...
336
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,780
(birds chirping)
337
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,019
Where... Where... Where are we?
338
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:59,290
This is the
swampland of dagobah.
339
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,160
It's where luke was trained
in the ways of the jedi.
340
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,461
Oh.
341
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,564
Too bad.
I thought it was florida.
342
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:16,908
When obi-wan came to luke
on this very spot,
343
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:20,244
He gave him all sorts
of helpful advice.
344
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,714
So, um...
345
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,650
What do you got for me?
346
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,886
Um...
347
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,022
Always...
348
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,257
Get... Get a prenup.
349
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,330
That's it?
350
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,134
I thought there'd be more
of a reason why you're here.
351
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,671
Well, why-why do you think
I'm here?
352
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,241
I suppose it has something to do
with your recent passing.
353
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,177
Is-is this the...
The first time
354
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,847
You've lost, you know,
someone close to you?
355
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,915
Oh, no. No.
356
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,285
I've already had to say good-bye
to 11 dr. Whos.
357
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,625
Yeah, I've-I've outlived
a few of my doctors, too.
358
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,731
Of course, my grandfather
died when I was five.
359
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,367
My father died when I was 14.
360
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,203
I'm... I'm sorry about that.
361
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,305
And now you're gone, too.
362
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,943
It's like all the men I've
looked up to have gone away.
363
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,080
Well, you know, it's...
364
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,583
It's okay to...
To be sad about them.
365
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:37,422
Just... Just make sure,
you know, you appreciate
366
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,458
Those who... Who are
still there for you.
367
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,228
But I do appreciate them.
368
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,265
Well, then,
369
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,134
What am I doing in a swamp...
370
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,042
...Dressed like friar tuck?
371
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,317
Appreciate them, sheldon.
372
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,120
(knocking)
373
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,955
Hey, buddy.
374
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,024
Heard you're having a rough day.
You all right?
375
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,725
I'm okay.
376
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,829
How was the funeral?
377
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,666
It was nice, you know.
378
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,868
A lot of people showed up,
379
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,737
Told some great stories
about him.
380
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:30,074
Did you know that arthur's son
is a high school sci...?
381
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,493
Hey, the guys are about
to start jedi.
382
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,861
You want to go watch?
383
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,395
I do.
384
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,367
After I make them go back and
watch one through five first.
385
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,572
Sheldon, that-that'll
take us all night.
386
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,074
That's true.
387
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,343
Oh, it's a good thing
I had a nap.
388
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,849
(movie playing over tv)
389
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,784
Boy, some of the
physical comedy
390
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,587
With jar jar is a
little tough to watch.
391
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,859
At least they toned him down
in the second one.
392
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,228
Yeah, he is
pretty stupid.
393
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,534
Hey, we can say it.
You can't.
394
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,537
Hey, guys.
395
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,071
Happy star wars day!
396
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,940
(leonard laughs)
sheldon: Wow!
397
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,276
A death star cake!
Amy:
Yeah.
398
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,577
We were hoping
it might cheer you up.
399
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,545
Bernadette:
And even though
400
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,779
It meant we had to
miss the movies,
401
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,014
We could still be
part of the fun.
402
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,015
Well, you didn't
miss anything.
403
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,149
We just started over.
404
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,185
Son of a bitch.
405
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,559
(movie playing over tv)
406
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,503
You're back.
407
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,672
Yeah, apparently, um,
408
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,408
I'm here whenever...
When-whenever you need me.
409
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,310
That's nice.
410
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,112
May-maybe for you.
411
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:20,051
Why do I need you now?
412
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,553
Well, as near as I could tell,
413
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,823
You-you fell asleep
watching star wars,
414
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,594
And now you're-you're dreaming
you're watching star wars.
415
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,329
So?
416
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,365
I mean, don't-don't you see
a problem there?
417
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,666
I mean, how-how
418
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:39,036
You're spending
your limited time on earth?
419
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,172
Not at all.
420
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:44,242
Okay, good luck to you.