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English (HI) Subtitles.
The Big Bang Theory S09E19 [KoTuWa]
The Viewer Party Combustion
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(through static):
I didn't understand your e-mail.
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Uh, can you repeat that?
You're breaking up.
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I didn't understand your e-mail.
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Ah. Yeah, I had to get
a little creative
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because the S, R and M keys
on my laptop stopped working.
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"Deaw Aby,
could you pleathe dwive be
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to the twain thtow
thubtibe tobowow?"
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So, is that a yes?
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Sheldon, why don't you get
a new computer?
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You know that one's out-of-date.
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Oh, but I like this computer.
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The video is failing,
and the sound is cutting out.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
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(through static):
The video is failing,
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and the sound is cutting out.
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I'm sorry, one more time.
The sound is cutting out.
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I can't read that!
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The video is failing!
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(through static):
Get a new computer.
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What?
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(through static):
Get a new computer.
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What?!
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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Get a new computer!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x19 ♪
The Solder Excursion Diversion
Original Air Date on March 31, 2016
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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This is cool.
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When was the last time you
and I built something together?
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Scientifically?
A little over a year ago.
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LEGOs? Last week in my room.
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If there was a Nobrize
for Millennium Falcons
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that fall apart when
you pick them up, we'd be set.
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Hey, guys!
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BOTH: Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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We heard there were
some sexy scientists
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working hard all weekend.
Yeah,
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so we brought you some lunch and
we are gonna go look for 'em.
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Soup, sandwiches
and emasculation,
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just like my mom
used to make.
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So, how's it goin'?
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Good. Slow.
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There's a lot of tedious setup,
but once we get through that
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it should go quicker.
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Is there anything
we can do to help?
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You know what,
this part isn't that technical.
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You actually could.
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Wow, really? Called my bluff.
All righty then.
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Can we really help?
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While we finish soldering
these boards, it'd be great
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if you guys could wrap these
pipe fittings with Teflon tape.
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I'll show you
how to do one.
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Hey, w-wouldn't it be funny
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if after all your years
of hard work,
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I'm the one who makes
a scientific breakthrough?
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He doesn't think
that's funny.
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(static crackling)
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(gasps)
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(sighs)
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(knocking)
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I got here
as quickly as I could.
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You're too late.
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("Taps" playing)
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Sheldon, this is silly.
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You got emotional
when that lab monkey died.
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That lab monkey told me
he loved me in sign language.
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♪ ♪
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("Taps" ends)
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Great.
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Now I'm gonna have that song
in my head all day.
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Look, I'm-I'm sorry
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for your loss, but I think
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I have something
that might make you feel better.
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I got you a new computer!
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How could you do that?
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Do what?
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Choosing a new laptop is
an incredibly personal ritual.
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You have taken away
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weeks of agonizing thought,
tedious research,
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sleepless nights filled
with indecision. I j...
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Haven't I lost enough today?
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Well, the guy at the store said
this one is great.
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Oh! Oh, the guy!
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Oh, pardon me.
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I-I didn't realize
you'd spoken to the guy.
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Yeah, tell me,
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did the guy choose one
with a 4K display
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and a Thunderbolt port?
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Yes.
Yeah?
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D-Did the guy make sure
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that this has a one-terabyte
solid-state drive?
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Yes.
Yeah? Oh, well,
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was this guy Rick from
Computer Solutions on Colorado?
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Yes.
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Yeah, well,
he does know his stuff.
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After you wrap the body
in reflective tape,
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the ends get Teflon tape
so we can get a tight seal.
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Like this? Oh.
Yeah, perfect.
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And it helps to have
small, delicate fingers.
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So don't be discouraged
if you can't do it as fast
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as me and Howard. (chuckles)
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I don't know
if we have enough solder
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to finish
these circuit boards.
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We had a full spool yesterday.
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What can I say,
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I play hard,
I solder even harder.
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Sometimes he solders at home
with his shirt off.
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It's like a beer commercial.
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(blows, clicks tongue)
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Well, we got to make a run
to the hardware store.
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How can you call yourself a
scientist and run out of solder?
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Well, funny story.
So, we have plenty
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of the 60/40
tin-to-lead ratio solder,
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but the spools look a lot
like the 63/37 tin-to...
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Honey, honey,
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honey, let me stop you.
That is-is not a funny story.
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You want to come with us?
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I'm kind of getting
into the groove here.
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Yeah, you guys run
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to the store and let the women
handle the science for a change.
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LEONARD: Okay.
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We'll be back
as soon as we can.
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(clears throat)
Okay, so what...
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is solder?
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I suppose I should
set this up.
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Or would you like
to rob me of that, too?
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Knock it off or I'll start
making W-H sounds
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for words
that just have a W.
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You wouldn't.
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"Hwatch" me.
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Fine. I'm sorry.
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Thank you for
the thoughtful gift.
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I really do appreciate it.
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As you know, I had become
attached to my old laptop.
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But I'm sure, in time,
that this one will...
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(gasps)
Jeepers creepers,
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that started up fast!
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I thought you might
like it.
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Look at the 4K resolution.
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Next time we Skype,
I'm gonna count
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all those nostril hairs.
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Or you could just look
into my eyes.
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But you only have two eyes.
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You got a lot of nostril hairs.
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Well, you know,
as long as you're happy.
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Oh.
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I am. (chuckles)
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And Rick said you could bring in
your old one to recycle it.
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Oh. Uh, no, no, no, thank you.
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Oh, but he said
you can get store credit.
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Well, no, I just...
I-I don't want to recycle it.
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And I don't want store credit.
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But why wouldn't...
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Can we please change
the subject?
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O-Okay.
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How 'bout we change it to why
you're being weird about this?
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I'm not being weird.
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I...
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It's hard to explain.
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Sheldon, just tell me.
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It might be easier to show you.
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Okay.
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We'd have to take your car.
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All right.
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And I'm gonna need you to sign
a nondisclosure agreement.
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Well, I signed one
before we slept together.
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Why not now?
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Penny says they're having fun
working on the prototype.
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Remember when her fun was
nightclubs and drinking games?
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I know. I'm lowering
the bar so slowly.
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This time next year
she'll have a coin collection.
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Excuse me.
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You guys interested in a free
screening of an upcoming movie?
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Oh. Sorry, we can't.
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Well, hang on.
What movie is it?
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Oh, I can't tell you.
But it does star Will Smith.
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Wait.
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I bet it's Suicide Squad.
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Let's check it out.
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What about the girls?
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Penny just said
they're having fun.
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Honestly, you want to wrap tape
around a bunch of pipe fittings
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all afternoon?
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Okay, we'll take 'em.
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Okay.
But, I swear,
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if it's Will Smith
in Shark Tale 2,
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it better be at least as good
as the original.
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I mean, it's crazy,
isn't it?
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I moved here from Nebraska
to be an actress,
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and now I'm sitting
in an engineering lab at Caltech
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helping to build a prototype
for a high-tech guidance system.
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It is crazy. It's also crazy
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that I've made 14 of these
and you've made three.
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(knocking)
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Hey. Where are the guys?
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Oh, they went to the store
to get solder,
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which is metal you melt
to make science things.
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Since when
do you work on weekends?
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I'm an astrophysicist.
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The stars don't take a day off.
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You were home alone
and had no one to play with?
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Well, the cleaning lady was
there, but she doesn't like me.
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You need any help?
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Not with
Lightning McQueen here.
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I think we're good.
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Okay. That's cool.
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I guess everybody's involved
in this project but me.
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So... see ya.
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(door shuts)
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I feel bad.
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Should we have asked him
to stay?
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KOOTHRAPPALI (high-pitched):
Yes.
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Will you please tell me
where we're going?
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Sorry, you're on
a need-to-know basis.
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I'm driving the car.
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I need to know.
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Right.
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So where are we going?
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No, I meant turn right,
and you missed it.
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Maybe you do need to know.
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(indistinct chatter)
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What are we gonna tell
the girls?
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It's not a problem.
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I mean without lying.
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And now you've made it
a problem.
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Come on. We're
a couple of smart guys.
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I'm sure we can come up
with a way to explain this
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that doesn't make us
look bad.
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(phone chimes)
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Oh!
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The boys had to drive
all the way to San Bernardino
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for the solder and got a flat.
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(phone chimes)
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They bought it.
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But we're gonna have to
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put the spare on
before we go back.
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Oh, you're good at this.
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Well, I lie a lot.
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MAN:
Hey, guys, thank you
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for being a part of our
test screening. You're about
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to be one of the first audiences
to see Suicide Squad.
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(applause and cheering)
Hey!
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(laughs)
You were right.
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Oh, I keep telling you--
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good things happen
to bad people.
256
00:10:40,536 --> 00:10:42,569
Uh, we're gonna get started
in a couple minutes. Enjoy.
257
00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:44,638
Who are you texting?
258
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,074
Raj. He really wants
to see this movie.
259
00:10:47,076 --> 00:10:49,042
Oh, he'll never
make it in time.
260
00:10:49,044 --> 00:10:51,912
I know.
I want to make him feel bad.
261
00:10:53,282 --> 00:10:56,750
"Ha, ha. Leonard and I are
about to see Suicide Squad.
262
00:10:56,752 --> 00:11:00,587
Spoiler alert: when I see you
I'm gonna spoil it."
263
00:11:00,589 --> 00:11:02,456
You're a good friend.
264
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,124
(chuckles)
265
00:11:04,126 --> 00:11:06,393
(phone chimes)
266
00:11:10,099 --> 00:11:12,432
Okay. (clears throat)
267
00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:18,238
Would you ladies please
leave the room for a moment?
268
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,174
Why?
269
00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:24,144
I need to rub my genitals
on their prototype.
270
00:11:24,146 --> 00:11:26,446
What's going on?
271
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,816
Leonard and Howard
don't have a flat.
272
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,018
They went to the movies. Look.
273
00:11:31,954 --> 00:11:33,687
Son of a bitch.
Un-freakin' believable.
274
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:35,956
Oh. You know what?
I'm gonna let them know
275
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:38,258
that I'm here with you
and that they're busted.
276
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,560
No. You know what? Don't. Don't.
277
00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:41,061
Let's let them think
they're getting away with it.
278
00:11:41,063 --> 00:11:44,131
Yeah, let's see how deep a hole
they can dig for themselves.
279
00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:45,599
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
280
00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,734
I mean, it's not testicles
on a cryostat,
281
00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:49,937
but I like it.
282
00:11:58,121 --> 00:12:00,288
Why do you have
a storage unit?
283
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,257
Just wait.
284
00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:04,359
How long have you had it?
285
00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:07,195
Just wait.
286
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:09,932
Do you want me to hold
that computer?
287
00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:12,768
Just wai... You know what?
Actually, yes, thank you.
288
00:12:20,711 --> 00:12:24,013
Welcome to my Fortress of Shame.
289
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:30,286
I'm sorry.
290
00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:32,588
What-what am I looking at?
291
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:35,925
It's basically everything
I've ever owned.
292
00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:38,727
Um, every book,
293
00:12:38,729 --> 00:12:42,731
every T-shirt, every piece
of broken electronics.
294
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:45,901
Just... all of it.
295
00:12:48,806 --> 00:12:51,407
All of it?
296
00:12:51,409 --> 00:12:53,309
I have a Ziploc bag
297
00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:56,479
filled with all
my old Ziploc bags.
298
00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:05,187
Okay.
299
00:13:05,189 --> 00:13:07,256
Well...
300
00:13:07,258 --> 00:13:09,325
I would like to tell you
301
00:13:09,327 --> 00:13:12,094
that there is
302
00:13:12,096 --> 00:13:16,065
nothing here to be ashamed of.
303
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:19,468
So I'm gonna need a minute.
304
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:27,176
All right, how are we gonna
play this when they return?
305
00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:28,644
I know.
306
00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:31,814
You guys should totally
be making out with me.
307
00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:36,352
Sweetie, I know you think
jokes like that are funny,
308
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:38,087
but do you really think
you could handle
309
00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:39,522
making out with both of us?
310
00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:42,525
No, ma'am.
311
00:13:45,129 --> 00:13:47,530
Okay. Okay,
how about this?
312
00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:48,631
They don't know
you're here with us,
313
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:50,866
so you hide in the closet.
When they show up,
314
00:13:50,868 --> 00:13:52,434
we'll hear
whatever their dumb story is
315
00:13:52,436 --> 00:13:54,270
about where they were,
we'll pretend to believe them,
316
00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:57,006
and just when they think they
got away with it, you jump out.
317
00:13:57,008 --> 00:13:58,908
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I love it!
318
00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,143
I'll be all like, "Busted!"
319
00:14:01,145 --> 00:14:02,611
And they'll be like, "What?!"
320
00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:05,648
And then we'll all be like,
"Oh, yeah!"
321
00:14:07,051 --> 00:14:08,384
Yeah, I-I get it.
322
00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,586
I wouldn't make out
with me, either.
323
00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:15,891
In here is every clock radio
I've ever owned.
324
00:14:15,893 --> 00:14:17,793
Calculators, VHS tapes.
325
00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:19,195
Yeah. Oh.
326
00:14:19,197 --> 00:14:21,397
Sporting equipment.
327
00:14:23,401 --> 00:14:25,634
Y-You have sporting equipment?
328
00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:27,970
Well, oh, it's just a...
it's a... a golf ball
329
00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:29,972
that my brother
threw at my head.
330
00:14:29,974 --> 00:14:32,741
You can still
feel the dent.
331
00:14:32,743 --> 00:14:36,011
It's right next to
the hockey puck dent.
332
00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:40,950
Okay, why do you have
a bin of pinecones?
333
00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:43,385
I used to collect
them as a child.
334
00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:45,688
The spiral of scales open in
335
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:47,423
the Fibonacci sequence.
336
00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:49,325
A fact that,
when you tell your brother,
337
00:14:49,327 --> 00:14:52,261
gets a golf ball
thrown at your head.
338
00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:59,134
So, why do you feel
you need to save these things?
339
00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:01,370
I'd like to say it's nostalgia,
340
00:15:01,372 --> 00:15:04,440
but every time I think
of throwing anything away,
341
00:15:04,442 --> 00:15:06,008
my ears start to ring,
342
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:08,210
and I get butterflies
in my stomach.
343
00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:09,678
And then it feels like
344
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,880
the butterflies
get eaten by rats,
345
00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:14,116
and then, the-the rats
get eaten by...
346
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:15,084
Okay.
347
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:16,719
I get it. I get it.
348
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:19,622
It ends with dinosaurs.
349
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,426
I'm sorry
if you think less of me.
350
00:15:25,329 --> 00:15:27,263
I don't.
351
00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:29,064
Really?
352
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:31,066
'Cause every time
I come in here,
353
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,968
I think less of me.
354
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,336
Why?
355
00:15:34,338 --> 00:15:36,171
Because I'm a fraud.
356
00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:37,606
No. I purport
357
00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,441
to be a man of the mind.
358
00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:43,178
I've been such a-a vocal
champion of The Singularity,
359
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,014
but how can I leave
my body behind
360
00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:47,283
and become one
with the Internet
361
00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:49,985
when I've never even thrown
a toothbrush away?
362
00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:53,989
It's okay, Sheldon.
363
00:15:53,991 --> 00:15:57,426
You know, I... I've saved
a lot of weird things, too.
364
00:15:57,428 --> 00:15:59,628
Like what?
365
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,563
Well, um,
366
00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:04,967
did you know
I have a microscope slide
367
00:16:04,969 --> 00:16:06,402
with a little bit of tissue
368
00:16:06,404 --> 00:16:09,405
from the first brain
I ever dissected?
369
00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,607
I have an old teddy bear
370
00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:14,209
I secretly wiped my nose on
for years.
371
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:23,686
It's not a contest.
372
00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:28,524
Okay, here they come.
Go hide.
373
00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:30,592
Oh, man, when I come out
of the closet,
374
00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:33,195
I'm gonna nail those guys!
375
00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:37,299
Yeah, I heard it. Shut up.
376
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,039
Hey.
Hi.
377
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,075
Hey, what's this?
378
00:16:46,077 --> 00:16:48,010
Listen, we did a stupid thing.
379
00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:51,814
We went to a movie and
lied about it, but we feel bad
380
00:16:51,816 --> 00:16:53,515
and want to make it up
to you.
381
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,284
So, these are for you,
and if you're not too mad,
382
00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,511
we'd love to take
you guys to dinner.
383
00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:57,040
WOLOWITZ: Yeah.
384
00:16:57,054 --> 00:16:59,455
Anywhere you want.
Oh. Well,
385
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,557
thank you for being honest.
PENNY: Yeah. You know,
386
00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:03,025
I want to be upset, but we did
387
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,493
kind of have fun
working on the prototype.
388
00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:06,662
KOOTHRAPPALI: Don't forgive them!
Stay mad at them!
389
00:17:08,065 --> 00:17:10,132
What is he doing
in there?
390
00:17:10,134 --> 00:17:13,268
Busting you!
391
00:17:14,538 --> 00:17:15,938
It's okay.
They apologized.
392
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:17,106
Yeah, it's fine.
393
00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:21,243
Well this is kind
of anti-climactic.
394
00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:23,846
You know what
wasn't anti-climactic?
395
00:17:23,848 --> 00:17:25,547
The end of the movie. Get this.
396
00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,616
No spoilers! No spoilers!
397
00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:30,652
And he's back
in the closet.
398
00:17:32,022 --> 00:17:34,590
Ready for dinner?
399
00:17:34,592 --> 00:17:36,792
Yeah.
400
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,529
Should we invite Raj?
401
00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:42,865
KOOTHRAPPALI (high-pitched):
Yes.
402
00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:47,302
So, no one else knows
about this?
403
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:49,505
Only you.
404
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:53,709
Thank you for trusting me.
405
00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:55,711
What good is having
a girlfriend
406
00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:58,447
if you can't unload your
psychological sewage on her?
407
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:02,451
That's me,
your emotional outhouse.
408
00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:06,088
You know,
409
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:09,758
if you ever decide you want
to do something about this,
410
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,427
I'm-I'm here for you.
411
00:18:11,429 --> 00:18:13,695
Thank you.
412
00:18:13,697 --> 00:18:15,998
I wouldn't even know
how to begin.
413
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,634
Baby steps, I guess.
414
00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:21,103
Mm.
415
00:18:27,578 --> 00:18:30,712
I suppose I could try
getting rid of the golf ball.
416
00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:33,449
Oh. Okay.
417
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:37,286
I will always have the dent
to remember it by.
418
00:18:46,163 --> 00:18:49,331
(sighs heavily)
419
00:18:52,937 --> 00:18:54,636
You did it.
420
00:18:54,638 --> 00:18:56,839
Do you feel okay?
421
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,042
Actually, yes.
422
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:02,678
I do.
423
00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,380
Well, I'm proud of you.
424
00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:07,583
Oh. Thanks.
425
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:28,300
I'm glad I told you
about the storage unit.
426
00:19:28,302 --> 00:19:30,202
Well, I feel closer to you now.
427
00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:33,024
Oh, I feel closer to you, too.
428
00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:34,292
You know,
429
00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:37,929
it's still a couple
of hours until my bedtime.
430
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:47,338
What did you have in mind?
431
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,774
You look amazing.
432
00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:57,815
I mean,
this resolution is remarkable.
433
00:19:58,752 --> 00:20:02,287
I really had to go home
for this?
434
00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:06,624
Yes, but it's like
you're right here in the room.
435
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:09,727
And yet, I'm not.
436
00:20:09,729 --> 00:20:13,298
But I feel like I could
reach out and touch you.
437
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,466
And yet, you can't.
438
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:19,137
I know!
439
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:28,455
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