1 00:00:01,851 --> 00:00:04,046 Here you go. Pad Thai, no peanuts. 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:05,482 Does it have peanut oil? 3 00:00:05,655 --> 00:00:06,679 I'm not sure. 4 00:00:06,856 --> 00:00:10,792 Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up. 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,157 Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine. 6 00:00:14,698 --> 00:00:17,394 - Any chopsticks? - Don't need chopsticks, this is Thai food. 7 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:18,898 Here we go. 8 00:00:19,069 --> 00:00:22,197 Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. 9 00:00:22,372 --> 00:00:26,103 They don't put the fork in their mouth, they use it to put the food on a spoon... 10 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,471 ...which then goes into their mouth. 11 00:00:28,645 --> 00:00:31,170 Ask him for a napkin, I dare you. 12 00:00:32,682 --> 00:00:33,979 I'll get it. 13 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:36,812 Do I look puffy? I feel puffy. 14 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,277 - Hey, Leonard. - Oh, hi, Penny. 15 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,514 - Am I interrupting? - No. 16 00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:42,123 You're not swelling, Howard. 17 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,624 No, look at my fingers, they're like Vienna sausages. 18 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:48,560 - Sounds like you have company. - They're not going anywhere. 19 00:00:49,399 --> 00:00:52,163 So you're coming home from work. That's great. How was work? 20 00:00:52,335 --> 00:00:54,098 you know, it's a Cheesecake Factory... 21 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,602 ...people order cheesecake and I bring it to them. 22 00:00:56,773 --> 00:01:01,767 So you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system? 23 00:01:02,746 --> 00:01:05,271 yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage. 24 00:01:06,683 --> 00:01:07,707 yeah. 25 00:01:07,884 --> 00:01:09,784 I was wondering if you could help me out-- 26 00:01:09,953 --> 00:01:12,080 - Yes. - Oh. 27 00:01:12,255 --> 00:01:14,587 Okay, great, I'm having some furniture delivered... 28 00:01:14,758 --> 00:01:17,090 ...and I may not be here, so, oh-- 29 00:01:18,061 --> 00:01:19,392 Hello. 30 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:24,690 I'm sorry? 31 00:01:24,868 --> 00:01:28,201 Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian? 32 00:01:28,371 --> 00:01:30,965 - No, I haven't. - Get used to it. 33 00:01:31,541 --> 00:01:33,236 yeah, I probably won't. 34 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:35,334 - Hey, Sheldon. - Hi. 35 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,207 Hey, Raj. 36 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:40,512 Still not talking to me, huh? 37 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,742 Don't take it personally, it's his pathology. 38 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:45,683 - He can't talk to women. - He can't talk to attractive women. 39 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,346 Or in your case, a cheesecake-scented goddess. 40 00:01:48,825 --> 00:01:51,487 - There's gonna be some furniture delivered? - yeah. 41 00:01:51,661 --> 00:01:55,256 If it gets here and I'm not here, could you sign for it and put it in? 42 00:01:55,431 --> 00:01:57,729 - Yeah, no problem. - Great, here's my spare key. 43 00:01:57,901 --> 00:01:59,528 Thank you. 44 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:02,098 - Penny, wait. - yeah? 45 00:02:03,473 --> 00:02:04,838 Um.... 46 00:02:05,408 --> 00:02:07,069 If you don't have any other plans... 47 00:02:07,243 --> 00:02:10,406 ...do you wanna join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon? 48 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:13,378 A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there? 49 00:02:13,817 --> 00:02:16,684 you're kidding, right? 50 00:02:16,853 --> 00:02:19,549 I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter... 51 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:21,019 ...and Superman catches her. 52 00:02:21,191 --> 00:02:23,625 - Which one was that? - One. 53 00:02:24,194 --> 00:02:27,630 You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy? 54 00:02:27,797 --> 00:02:29,526 yes, I know, men can't fly. 55 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:31,189 No, let's assume that they can. 56 00:02:33,036 --> 00:02:34,264 Lois Lane is falling. 57 00:02:34,437 --> 00:02:36,905 Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second. 58 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:40,133 Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. 59 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,039 Miss Lane, who is now traveling... 60 00:02:42,212 --> 00:02:44,646 ...at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them... 61 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:47,749 ...and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces. 62 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:52,452 Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates. 63 00:02:52,622 --> 00:02:54,351 In what space, sir? In what space? 64 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:55,923 She's 2 feet above the ground. 65 00:02:56,559 --> 00:02:59,119 If he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. 66 00:02:59,295 --> 00:03:01,627 - It would be a more merciful death. - That doesn't-- 67 00:03:01,798 --> 00:03:05,564 Excuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption... 68 00:03:05,735 --> 00:03:08,067 ...that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. 69 00:03:08,238 --> 00:03:09,637 Are you listening to yourself? 70 00:03:09,806 --> 00:03:11,967 Superman's flight is a feat of strength. 71 00:03:12,141 --> 00:03:14,405 An extension of his ability to leap buildings... 72 00:03:14,577 --> 00:03:16,704 ...an ability he derives from exposure to sun-- 73 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,745 How does he fly at night? 74 00:03:18,915 --> 00:03:21,042 A combination of the moon's solar reflection... 75 00:03:21,217 --> 00:03:24,243 ...and the energy storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells. 76 00:03:25,588 --> 00:03:27,317 I'm just gonna go wash up. 77 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:29,355 I have 2600 comic books in there. 78 00:03:29,525 --> 00:03:33,086 I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells. 79 00:03:33,263 --> 00:03:35,493 Challenge accepted. 80 00:03:38,368 --> 00:03:39,767 We're locked out. 81 00:03:39,936 --> 00:03:42,097 Also, the pretty girl left. 82 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:08,589 Okay. 83 00:04:08,765 --> 00:04:12,030 Her apartment's on the fourth floor, elevator is broken, you're gonna-- 84 00:04:12,201 --> 00:04:14,726 Oh, you're just gonna be done? Okay, cool, thanks. 85 00:04:16,205 --> 00:04:19,936 - I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves. - I hardly think so. 86 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,076 Why not? 87 00:04:22,245 --> 00:04:23,837 Well, we don't have a dolly... 88 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:27,744 ...or lifting belts, or any measurable upper-body strength. 89 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,581 We don't need strength. We're physicists. 90 00:04:30,753 --> 00:04:33,085 We are the intellectual descendents of Archimedes. 91 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:35,781 Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. 92 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:38,655 It's just a matter-- I don't have this! I do not have this! 93 00:04:39,595 --> 00:04:42,359 Archimedes would be so proud. 94 00:04:48,104 --> 00:04:49,867 Do you have any ideas? 95 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:53,133 Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring. 96 00:04:54,644 --> 00:04:58,239 Easy. Easy. 97 00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:04,082 Okay. Now we've got an inclined plane. 98 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:07,711 Force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs... 99 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,755 ...call it 30 degrees, so about half. 100 00:05:09,926 --> 00:05:11,826 Exactly half. 101 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:14,394 Exactly half. 102 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:17,689 Let's push. 103 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,059 Okay. 104 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,296 See, it's moving. This is easy. 105 00:05:23,473 --> 00:05:24,906 It's all in the math. 106 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,506 - What's your formula for the corner? - What? 107 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:32,982 Oh, okay. 108 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:38,245 Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me pull and turn. 109 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:46,255 Oh, gravity, thou art a heatless bitch. 110 00:05:47,497 --> 00:05:49,397 You do understand that our efforts here... 111 00:05:49,565 --> 00:05:54,025 ...will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman? 112 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:57,097 Men do things for women without expecting sex. 113 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,332 yeah, those would be men who just had sex. 114 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,934 I'm doing this to be a good neighbor. 115 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:07,279 In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds. 116 00:06:09,352 --> 00:06:11,047 Almost there. 117 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,085 Almost there. 118 00:06:13,256 --> 00:06:14,917 - Almost there. - No, we're not. 119 00:06:15,091 --> 00:06:17,286 - No, we're not. No, we're not. - I'm sorry. 120 00:06:18,494 --> 00:06:19,859 - Watch your fingers. - Yeah. 121 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:22,497 Oh, God, my fingers! 122 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:26,226 - you okay? - No, it hurt-- 123 00:06:26,402 --> 00:06:29,633 Great Caesar's ghost, look at this place. 124 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,673 So Penny is a little messy. 125 00:06:32,842 --> 00:06:34,503 A little messy? 126 00:06:34,677 --> 00:06:37,578 The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. 127 00:06:37,747 --> 00:06:38,873 This is chaos. 128 00:06:39,048 --> 00:06:41,016 Excuse me. 129 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:42,481 Explain to me a system... 130 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,815 ...where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid? 131 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,956 I'm just inferring that this as a couch... 132 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:52,060 ...because the evidence suggests the coffee table's having a tiny garage sale. 133 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:56,262 Did it occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort... 134 00:06:56,432 --> 00:06:58,900 ...organize and label the entire world around them? 135 00:06:59,769 --> 00:07:01,396 No. 136 00:07:02,371 --> 00:07:03,565 Well, they don't. 137 00:07:03,739 --> 00:07:05,206 Hard as it may be to believe... 138 00:07:05,374 --> 00:07:09,868 ...most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content. 139 00:07:10,413 --> 00:07:13,644 Excuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times. 140 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,079 - Come on, we should go. - Hang on. 141 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,923 - What are you doing? - I'm straightening up. 142 00:07:23,092 --> 00:07:24,992 Sheldon, this is not your home. 143 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:28,722 This is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy. 144 00:07:30,633 --> 00:07:34,000 When the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place. 145 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:35,364 Because it was immaculate. 146 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,529 I mean, you open that man's closet... 147 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:43,009 ...it was left to right, evening gowns, cocktail dresses and his police uniforms. 148 00:07:43,579 --> 00:07:47,379 - What were you doing in his closet? - I helped him run some cable for a webcam. 149 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,347 - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Penny. 150 00:07:49,519 --> 00:07:51,612 This just arrived. Brought this up. Just now. 151 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:54,017 Great. Was it hard getting up the stairs? 152 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,350 - No. - No? 153 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:59,188 - No. - No. 154 00:07:59,362 --> 00:08:01,330 - We'll get out of your hair. - Okay, great. 155 00:08:01,497 --> 00:08:03,556 Thank you again. 156 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,233 Penny? 157 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,270 I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. 158 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,071 I'm here for you. 159 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:16,541 What's he talking about? 160 00:08:17,947 --> 00:08:19,278 - It's a joke. - I don't get it. 161 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:20,847 yeah, he didn't tell it right. 162 00:08:32,361 --> 00:08:34,056 Sheldon? 163 00:08:45,841 --> 00:08:47,604 Sheldon? 164 00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:51,973 Hello? 165 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,264 - Sheldon? - Shh! 166 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,935 Penny's sleeping. 167 00:09:21,277 --> 00:09:22,471 Are you insane? 168 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:26,240 You can't break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean. 169 00:09:26,415 --> 00:09:27,439 I had no choice. 170 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:31,109 I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room... 171 00:09:31,287 --> 00:09:33,551 ...and outside our living room was that hallway... 172 00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:37,022 ...and immediately adjacent to that hallway was this. 173 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:40,194 Do you realize that if Penny wakes up... 174 00:09:40,363 --> 00:09:43,196 ...there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here? 175 00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:46,124 I just gave you a reasonable explanation. 176 00:09:46,769 --> 00:09:49,067 No, no. you gave me an explanation. 177 00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:52,571 It's reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers. 178 00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:56,042 Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers. 179 00:09:56,212 --> 00:09:58,077 Sheldon, we have to get out of here. 180 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:04,215 you might want to speak in a lower register. 181 00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:06,054 What? 182 00:10:06,222 --> 00:10:09,680 Evolution has made women sensitive to high-pitch noises while they sleep... 183 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,986 ...so that they'll be roused by a crying baby. 184 00:10:12,161 --> 00:10:16,222 If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register. 185 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:18,495 That's ridiculous! 186 00:10:21,904 --> 00:10:26,307 No, that's ridiculous. 187 00:10:28,744 --> 00:10:30,541 Fine. 188 00:10:31,814 --> 00:10:34,612 I accept your premise. Now, please let's go. 189 00:10:34,784 --> 00:10:37,776 - I'm not leaving until I'm done. - Oh, no. 190 00:10:41,324 --> 00:10:45,124 If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. 191 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,592 Oh, what the hell. 192 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,507 Good morning. 193 00:10:59,675 --> 00:11:01,233 Morning. 194 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,743 I have to say I slept splendidly. 195 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,111 Granted not long, but just deeply and well. 196 00:11:08,284 --> 00:11:09,342 I'm not surprised. 197 00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:11,281 A well-known folk cure for insomnia... 198 00:11:11,454 --> 00:11:14,252 ...is to break into your neighbor's apartment and clean. 199 00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,784 Sarcasm? 200 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:18,119 you think? 201 00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:21,421 Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox... 202 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,395 ...but the end result will be a measurable enhancement... 203 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,296 ...to Penny's quality of life. 204 00:11:26,469 --> 00:11:29,961 You've convinced me, maybe we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet. 205 00:11:30,139 --> 00:11:33,074 - you don't think that crosses a line? - yes. 206 00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:34,709 For God's sake, Sheldon... 207 00:11:34,877 --> 00:11:38,643 ...do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth? 208 00:11:38,814 --> 00:11:41,681 you have a sarcasm sign? 209 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,977 No, I do not have a sarcasm sign. 210 00:11:46,555 --> 00:11:47,579 you want some cereal? 211 00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:51,215 I feel so good today, I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. 212 00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:53,658 Hello, Honey Puffs. 213 00:11:53,829 --> 00:11:55,888 Son of a bitch! 214 00:11:56,832 --> 00:11:58,697 Penny's up. 215 00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:01,894 you sick, geeky bastards! 216 00:12:02,838 --> 00:12:04,863 How did she know it was us? 217 00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:08,466 I may have left a suggested organizational schematic... 218 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,339 ...for her bedroom closet. 219 00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:11,537 Leonard? 220 00:12:11,714 --> 00:12:12,806 This is gonna be bad. 221 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,110 Goodbye, Honey Puffs. Hello, Big Bran. 222 00:12:16,585 --> 00:12:18,917 you came into my apartment while I was sleeping? 223 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:20,248 yes, but only to clean. 224 00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:23,915 Really more to organize, you're not actually dirty, per se. 225 00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:26,254 Give me back my key. 226 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:28,220 I'm very, very sorry. 227 00:12:28,397 --> 00:12:30,661 Do you understand how creepy this is? 228 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,858 yes, we discussed it at length last night. 229 00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:35,560 In my apartment? While I was sleeping? 230 00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:38,707 And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. 231 00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:42,469 But it could be sleep apnea. You might wanna see an otorhinolaryngologist. 232 00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:46,944 The throat doctor. 233 00:12:48,117 --> 00:12:51,553 And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses? 234 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:53,448 Depending on the depth... 235 00:12:53,622 --> 00:12:58,855 ...that's either a proctologist, or a general surgeon. 236 00:13:05,568 --> 00:13:07,365 Oh. 237 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:09,627 - God! - Okay, look. No, Penny-- 238 00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:12,672 I think what you're feeling is valid and maybe later today... 239 00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:16,039 ...when you're feeling less, for lack of a better word, violated... 240 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,770 ...maybe we can talk about this. 241 00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:20,381 - Stay away from me. - Sure. That's another way to go. 242 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,574 Penny, Penny, hold on. 243 00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:24,116 Just to clarify... 244 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:28,154 ...because there will be a discussion when you leave. 245 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:32,283 Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping... 246 00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:37,023 ...or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm? 247 00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:45,535 Well, that was a little non-responsive. 248 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:49,240 You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. 249 00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:55,573 What's funny? 250 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,719 That wasn't sarcasm? 251 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,747 - No! - Whoo. 252 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:03,221 Boy, you are all over the place this morning. 253 00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:10,195 I have a Master's and two Ph.Ds, I should not have to do this. 254 00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:11,999 What? 255 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,465 I'm truly sorry for what happened last night. 256 00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:16,468 I take full responsibility. 257 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:19,233 I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard... 258 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:25,506 ...who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. 259 00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,520 I did what I could. 260 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,394 Hey, Raj. 261 00:14:50,105 --> 00:14:53,836 Hey, I don't know if you heard about what happened with Leonard and Sheldon... 262 00:14:54,009 --> 00:14:55,670 ...but I'm really upset about it. 263 00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:59,007 I mean, they let themselves into my place, and then they cleaned it. 264 00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:01,979 Can you even believe that? How weird is that? 265 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,415 She's standing very close to me. 266 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,012 Oh, my. She does smell good. 267 00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:09,521 What is that? Vanilla? 268 00:15:09,692 --> 00:15:10,716 you know? 269 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:14,090 Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot. 270 00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,060 Okay? And you don't shoot to wound. 271 00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:20,861 I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk. 272 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,094 What was I saying? 273 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:24,899 She's so chatty. 274 00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:29,670 Maybe my parents were right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl. 275 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,710 We'd have the same cultural background... 276 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,372 ...and my wife could sing to my children the lullabies my mother sang to me. 277 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:36,984 It's obvious they meant well. 278 00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:39,211 I'm having a really rough time. Like I said... 279 00:15:39,388 --> 00:15:41,720 ...I broke up with my boyfriend and it's freaking me out. 280 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:49,863 I mean, just because most of the men I've known happened to be jerks... 281 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,024 ...doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are. 282 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,533 Right? 283 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,570 She asked me a question. I should probably nod. 284 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,974 That's exactly what I thought. 285 00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,475 Thank you for listening. You're a doll. 286 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:08,006 Uh-oh. Turn your pelvis. 287 00:16:21,263 --> 00:16:24,426 Grab a napkin, homey, you just got served. 288 00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,159 It's fine. you win. 289 00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:31,098 What's his problem? 290 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:34,269 His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him. 291 00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:37,803 Been there. 292 00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:40,775 Hello. 293 00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:44,385 Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny. 294 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:45,945 Really? you? 295 00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:48,316 Rajesh Koothrappali spoke to Penny? 296 00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:51,524 Actually, I was less the chatter than the chattee. 297 00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:54,019 What did she say? Is she still mad at me? 298 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:55,663 Well, she was upset at first... 299 00:16:55,831 --> 00:16:59,289 ...but probably because her sister shot somebody. 300 00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:04,537 Then there was something about you, and then she hugged me. 301 00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:08,006 She hugged you? How did she hug you? 302 00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:18,318 Is that her perfume I smell? 303 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,656 Intoxicating, isn't it? 304 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,802 - Hi. - Oh. 305 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,501 What's going on? 306 00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:44,740 Uh.... 307 00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:46,881 Here's the thing: 308 00:17:50,919 --> 00:17:56,949 "Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb... 309 00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,390 ...so too I regret my participation in what was... 310 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:02,325 ...at the very least, an error in judgment. 311 00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:05,526 The hallmark of the great human experiment... 312 00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:07,965 ...is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. 313 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:11,868 Madam Curie's discovery of radium turned out to have great potential... 314 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:16,340 ...even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. 315 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,674 Another example, from the field of Ebola research--" 316 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,373 Leonard. 317 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:24,143 yeah? 318 00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:28,251 We're okay. 319 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,041 - Six two-inch dowels? - Check. 320 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,476 - One package Philips head screws? - Check. 321 00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:54,616 Guys, seriously, I grew up on a farm, okay? 322 00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,978 I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was, like, 12. 323 00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:59,712 I think I can put together a cheap Swedish media center. 324 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,721 Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering-- 325 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:03,983 Considering what? 326 00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:06,992 How great this place looks? 327 00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:09,762 - Oh, boy, I was afraid of this. - What? 328 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:12,457 These instructions are a pictographic representation... 329 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:15,432 ...of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. 330 00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:18,437 This right here is why Sweden has no space program. 331 00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:22,868 - It looked pretty good in the store. - It is an inefficient design. 332 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:24,637 For example, Penny has a flatscreen TV... 333 00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:26,838 ...which means all this space behind it is wasted. 334 00:19:27,015 --> 00:19:29,643 - We could put her stereo back there. - And control it how? 335 00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:34,084 Run an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy. 336 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,190 - Good point. How will you cool it? - Guys, I got this. 337 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,520 - Hang on, Penny. - How about fans? 338 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:43,096 - Here and here. - Also inefficient, and might be loud. 339 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,790 How about a liquid cooler? A little aquarium pump here. 340 00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:47,458 Run some quarter-inch PVC-- 341 00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,467 Guys, this is actually really simple. 342 00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:51,797 Hold on, honey, men at work. 343 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:57,645 PVC comes here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here. 344 00:19:57,813 --> 00:20:01,271 Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and a overflow reservoir? 345 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,385 If water's involved, we'll ground the crap out of the thing. 346 00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:08,216 Guys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes. 347 00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:14,656 Oh, I've got it. 348 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:20,430 What if we replaced panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum? 349 00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:22,763 - Entire thing's one big heat sink. - Perfect. 350 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:26,499 Leonard and Sheldon, go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of aluminum. 351 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:29,473 - Raj and I will get the oxyacetylene torch. - Meet in an hour? 352 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,408 - Done. - Got it. 353 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:36,581 Okay, this place does look pretty good.