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Problem?
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- This is Thai food.
- Here we go.
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We don't have Thai food on Thursday.
We have pizza on Thursday.
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Yes, but we all agreed
that the third Thursday
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of every month would be
Anything Can Happen Thursday.
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Apparently the news didn't
reach my digestive system,
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which, when startled,
has it's own version
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of Anything Can Happen Thursday.
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Come on, the whole idea behind
Anything Can Happen Thursday
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is to get out of this rut
we've been in lately.
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"Rut"?
I think you mean "consistency."
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And if we're going to abandon that,
then why even call it Thursday?
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Let's call it "Quonko Day" and divide it
into 29 hours of 17 minutes apiece,
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and celebrate it by sacrificing
a goat to the mighty god Ra.
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I could go for some goat.
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Sheldon, we agreed
we'd do something different tonight.
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All right.
Let's go to the comic book store.
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We went there last night.
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Last night was Wednesday.
Wednesday is comic book night.
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Tonight, we'll be going on Thursday,
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because it's
Anything Can Happen Thursday.
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Way to think outside
but pressed right up against the box.
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So what are we going to do tonight?
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If I may proffer a suggestion,
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in bars all across
this great nation of ours,
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Thursday night is Ladies' Night.
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Which means,
as the evening progresses,
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we will get better looking
courtesy of 99 cent margaritas
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and two-for-one Jell-O shots.
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Come on, Howard, the odds of us
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picking up girls in a bar
are practically zero.
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Really? Are you familiar
with the Drake Equation?
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The one that estimates
the odds of making contact
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with extraterrestrials
by calculating the product
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of an increasingly restrictive
series of fractional values
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such as those stars with planets,
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and those planets
likely to develop life?
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N equals R times FP
times NE times FL
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times FI times FC times L?
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Yeah, that one.
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You can modify it
to calculate our chances
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of having sex by changing
the formula to use the number
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of single women in Los Angeles,
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the number of those who might
find us attractive,
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and what I call
the Wolowitz Coefficient.
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"The Wolowitz Coefficient"?
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Neediness times dress size squared.
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Crunching the numbers,
I come up with a conservative
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5,812 potential sex partners
within a 40-mile radius.
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You're joking.
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I'm a horny engineer, Leonard.
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I never joke about math or sex.
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What are we waiting for?
Let's bounce, bitches.
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You're right.
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It's Anything Can Happen Thursday.
Let's hit the clubs and meet hot women!
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Here we go.
Lock up your daughters!
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We're going to hit it and quit it.
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Or we could finish eating
and go to the comic book store.
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Also a good plan.
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But next Anything Can Happen Thursday,
we're definitely going to a bar.
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Absolutely.
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You heard that, Ladies' Night ladies?
We're eventually coming for you!
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Fascinating.
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Subtitles: The FW Team
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- Hey, guys. Where're you headed?
- To the comic book store.
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You're probably thinking,
"The comic book store? On a Thursday?
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Why, I've fallen down the rabbit hole
and into a land of madness."
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What you have failed
to take into account,
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is that this is
Anything Can Happen Thursday.
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You got me.
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While you're there, could pick me up
a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
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I think you mean comic books.
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"Comics" are feeble attempts at humor
featuring talking babies
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and anthropomorphized pets
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found traditionally in the
optimistically-named "funny pages."
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Could you pick me up a few comics
for my nephew's birthday?
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Sure. What does he like?
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I don't know, he's 13.
Just pick out anything.
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"Just pick out anything"?
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Maybe out the same timewe can pick out a new suit
for him without knowing his size.
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Or pick out his career for him
without knowing his aptitude.
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Or pick out a new breakfast cereal
without knowing his fiber requirements.
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Or his feelings
about little marshmallows.
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- Spider-Man. Get him Spider-Man.
- Amazing Spider-Man,
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Ultimate Spider-Man,
Spectacular Spider-Man,
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The Marvelous Adventures of Spider-Man,
Spider-Man 2099?
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You know this can go on all night.
Why don't you just come with us?
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That's what I was trying to avoid.
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I forgot Sensational Spider-Man.
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What a cute, little store.
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Everybody's staring at me.
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Don't worry, they're more scared of you
than you are of them.
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Unlikely.
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Here, what about this one
for my nephew?
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- A superb choice.
- Oh, great.
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Provided he has already read
Infinite Crisis and 52,
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and is familiar with the
reestablishment of the DC multiverse.
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What's a "multiverse"?
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Get her out of here.
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Come on, I'll help you
pick something.
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That's right. She's with us.
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Guys like that are so pathetic.
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Tell me about it.
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Look, a new Batman belt buckle.
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Hey, Leonard.
Can I help you find something?
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Hey, Stuart. This is Penny.
She's looking for some comic books.
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Oh, really.
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Blink twice if you're here
against your will.
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I think we're fine, Stuart.
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- Let me know if you need anything.
- Thanks.
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He seems like a nice guy.
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You mean for someone
who's into comic books?
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I just meant for... yeah.
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Just because people appreciate
comic books doesn't make them weirdos.
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Stuart's a terrific artist.
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He went to the Rhode Island
School of Design.
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What about the guy over there
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in the superhero T-shirt
tucked into his sweatpants?
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Yeah, that's Captain Sweatpants.
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He doesn't really help
the point I'm trying to make.
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- Got it. Got it.
- Got it. Got it.
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Need it!
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Let it go.
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Why? I saw it first.
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- Yes, but I saw it from the front.
- A far less impressive feat.
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Come on! I need this
for my Batman collection.
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- I need it for my Robin collection.
- Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock?
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Why would I gamble?
It's mine. Let go.
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- You let go.
- No, you!
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Problem?
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- He won't let go of my comic book.
- It's my comic book!
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We need a ruling.
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Cut it in half?
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- Excuse me.
- Hello again.
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Hi. What would you recommend
as a present for a 13-year-old boy?
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A 13-year-old girl.
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But if you're dead set
on a comic book, try...
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this.
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Hellblazer.
What's this about?
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A morally ambiguous confidence man
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who smokes, has lung cancer
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and is tormented
by the spirits of the undead.
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If it doesn't make me the favorite aunt,
I don't know what will.
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Is this me?
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Depends. Do you like it?
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- It's really good.
- Yes, that's you.
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That's so sweet,
but what if I didn't like it?
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It'd still be you,
but I'd feel like an idiot.
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I don't believe it.
Stuart's putting the moves on Penny.
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I have got to learn how to draw.
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Once again, defeated
by your own prurient interests.
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Guys, have you seen Stuart
all up in Penny's business over there?
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Nobody's up in anybody's business.
Let's just buy our stuff and go.
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Okay, you've got my number.
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- Now, give me the picture.
- You drive a hard bargain.
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But here.
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All right.
So, just give me a call.
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So, Leonard, how are you enjoying
Anything Can Happen Thursday?
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Look at that.
That's a dent.
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Thank you,
Howard "Ham-Fisted" Wolowitz.
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Did you just shut the TV off
in the middle of the classic
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Deep Space Nine/Star Trek:
The Original Series
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"Trouble With Tribbles"
crossover episode?
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Apparently so.
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Are you ill?
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All right.
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Then is it fair to say
that you're experiencing
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some sort of emotional turmoil
over the events
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involving Penny
earlier this evening?
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When did you pick up on that?
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A moment ago, when you turned off the TV
in the middle of during the classic
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Deep Space Nine/Star Trek:
The Original Series
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"Trouble With Tribbles"
crossover episode.
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Would you like some advice?
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Sure, why not?
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Then, this is the perfect
time to launch a blog
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with an interactive
comments section.
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Thanks a lot.
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Would you rather I offer
my personal insight?
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I don't need any insights.
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I just want to know why Penny's
more interested in Stuart than me.
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We're practically the same guy.
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I disagree.
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Stuart is taller,
artistic, self-employed
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and, most significantly,
he gets 45 percent off comic books.
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You're right. I really should be
asking strangers on the Internet.
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My original point.
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Chinese food, vintage video games...
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After the nightmare of
Anything Can Happen Thursday,
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this is Friday night
the way it was meant to be.
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Who's up for Sheldon-Free Saturday?
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Hey, Penny...
and Stuart.
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- Hey, guys.
- So what are you kids up to?
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Stuart has a piece in an art show
that's opening tonight.
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And you guys are going together.
Great...
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It is great.
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Really great.
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Freaking awesome.
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- What are you guys doing?
- It's Friday night,
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Chinese food and vintage
video games, right?
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Vintage doesn't even begin
to describe what we have planned.
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Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980
interactive text adventure, Zork.
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It's the buggy beta version.
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Zork. Well, you guys have fun.
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- See you guys.
- See you, Stuart.
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Hey, Howard?
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Take me to a bar with women.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Let me just go inside
and slip off my underwear.
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Why?
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Well, if I get lucky, I don't want
to be caught in my Aquaman briefs.
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Do you...? Let's go.
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May I have a grasshopper
with a little umbrella, please?
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- No, he may not.
- Why?
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I'm not sitting here with a guy
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drinking a grasshopper
with a little umbrella.
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Fine. I'll have a chocolate martini.
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Wrong again!
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Come on, You know I can't talk to women
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unless I'm lit up
like the Hindu festival of Devali.
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Look, There are plenty
of bars in Los Angeles
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where you can order grasshoppers
and chocolate martinis,
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but you wouldn't have to
because there are no women in them.
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Gotcha.
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I'll have a Brandy Alexander.
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All right, the Three Musketeers
just became the Dynamic Duo.
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Should we talk
to some of these women?
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It's way too early
in the night for that.
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See, First we let the lawyers and the jocks
thin the herd, and then...
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we go after the weak
and the old and the lame.
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That's your system?
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That's my system.
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And if you spot a chick
with a Seeing Eye dog, she's mine.
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Come on. I think it's nice
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that Captain Sweatpants
showed up to your art opening.
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Yeah, it would have been nicer
if he hadn't touched all the cheese.
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You know, it's kind of early.
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Do you want to maybe come in
for some coffee or something?
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Gee, it's a little late
for coffee, isn't it?
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You think "coffee," means coffee.
That is so sweet.
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Come on. I think I have decaf.
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Good, Stuart.
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I thought I heard your voice.
Do you have a moment?
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- Yeah, I guess.
- Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so...
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- What are you doing?
- We're having coffee.
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Isn't it a little late for coffee?
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It's okay. She thinks she has decaf.
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I'll just go look for it.
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- What's up?
- I've spent the last three hours
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in an online debate
in the DC Comics Batman chatroom,
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- and I need your help.
- Yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn.
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- What's the topic?
- I am asserting,
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in the event
that Batman's death proves permanent,
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the original Robin, Dick Grayson,
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is the logical successor
to the Bat Cowl.
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Sheldon, I'm afraid
you couldn't be more wrong.
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More wrong?
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Wrong is an absolute state
and not subject to gradation.
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Of course it is. It's a little wrong
to say a tomato is a vegetable.
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It's very wrong to say
it's a suspension bridge.
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But returning to the original issue,
Dick Grayson became Nightwing,
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a superhero in his own right.
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Batman 2 has to be
the second Robin, Jason Todd.
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Has to be? Has to be?
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I hope you're being
deliberately provocative.
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- I found the decaf!
- Great!
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Herbal tea for me, please.
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Barkeep!
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Alexander me.
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How about those two?
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They're eating peanuts.
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And my allergies, one kiss would put me
in Cedars-Sinai for a week.
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What about the ones in the corner?
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Possible. Very possible.
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Do You want the one in the whiplash collar
or the one who keeps blinking?
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I think Blinky's cute.
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You got it, sir.
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Wait, so we just go over there?
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We have a little prep work to do.
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Put this in your mouth.
We walk past them, you stumble a bit.
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I say, sorry,
my friend's had a little too much.
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And then I start
to pull it out of your mouth.
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And say, "A little too much fun."
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Get it?
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I mean, They're laughing, we're laughing.
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Then we get them up
to about a .15 blood alcohol level,
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and tell them we're millionaires.
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What else you got?
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Depends. Are you
willing to sit on my lap
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and pretend to be
a ventriloquist dummy?
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I can't sit on your lap.
You don't know the routine.
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I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck
in a pre-Zero Hour DC universe.
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Of course I am.
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Removing Joe Chill as the killer
of Batman's parents
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effectively deprived him
of his raison d'être.
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Okay. You can Throw all the French around you want,
it doesn't make you right.
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Au contraire.
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Plus, you're forgetting
that the Infinite Crisis storyline
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restored Joe Chill
to the Batman mythology.
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I am forgetting nothing
and I resent your tone.
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Look, Sheldon, it's late.
I've got to get some sleep.
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- So, I win.
- No, I'm tired.
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So, I win.
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- Fine. You win.
- Darn tootin', I win.
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Penny, I really had
a terrific time...
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No, don't wake her.
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She'll maul you
like a rabid wolverine.
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You know, I don't think
that was decaf.
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Wait. Is this your card or isn't it?
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Trust me. This was their card.
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I thought you were good at this.
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You're always talking about
how you go to bars and meet women.
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I do, all the time.
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Well, what happened?
We've been sitting here all night
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and the longest conversation you've had
with a woman was when your mom called.
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You're just going to make me
come out and say it, aren't you?
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Say what?
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You're weighing me down.
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I'm a falcon who hunts better solo.
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Fine. I'll sit here.
You take flight and hunt.
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Don't be ridiculous.
You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt.
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Actually, you can.
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There's a whole sport
built around it.
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Falconry.
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Shut up.
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Let's just get Koothrappali and go.
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Lucky bastard.
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It's got to be
that stupid accent of his.
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Hello. I am Sanjay Wolowitz
from Bombay.
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Okay, I'm stumped.