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This movie baffles me
every time we watch it.

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What do you mean?

3
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The instructions are very clear:

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"Don't feed the Gremlins
after midnight."

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"Don't get the Gremlins wet."

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How hard is that?

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(door opening)

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Hi, guys.

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Hi, honey.

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Hey.

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Ooh, we're "honey" now, are we?

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Yes. Since their relationship
became carnal,

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Penny has upgraded his
designated term of endearment,

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thus distinguishing him
from those she calls "sweetie",

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usually in an attempt to soften
a thinly-veiled insult.

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You're boring people
sweetie.

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Although, sometimes,
she omits the veil entirely.

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So, what are
you guys doing?

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Celebrating
Columbus day.

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<i>We're watching "Goonies", "Gremlins"
and "Young Sherlock Holmes".</i>

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They're all written
by Chris Columbus.

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Okay.

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What do you watch
on Thanksgiving?

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The parade.

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Oh, you know,
that reminds me--

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I usually go back to
Nebraska for Thanksgiving,

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but this year they're
calling it off

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on account of my
brother's trial.

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What's he on trial for?

30
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Oh, just a big
misunderstanding.

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You know, you'd actually
like my brother.

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He's kind of
a chemist.

33
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Anyway, I was thinking
I'd have Thanksgiving here,

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and you are all invited.

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Oh. I'll be there.

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Will you be serving
cranberry jelly

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Or cranberry sauce?

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I guess I could
serve both.

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You guess? I don't seem to
have much of a handle on this.

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Yeah, I really wish I could,
Penny, but every year,

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Mother has all the
relatives over and cooks up

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her famous "Tur-briska-fil".

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"Tur-briska-fil"?

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Turkey stuffed with a brisket
stuffed with gefilte fish.

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It's not as good as it sounds.

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Raj, what about you?

47
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Oh, he usually comes
to my house. Right, pal?

48
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All right, this year,
you don't have to

49
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eat the
tur-briska-fil.

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(chuckles)

51
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I don't even chew it.

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I swallow it like pills.

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So, what's going on
with Raj?

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Well, the good news is,

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He has no problem
with my mother's "Tur-brka-fil".

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Hard to believe,
but go on.

57
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The bad news is,
he says he'getting deported.

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Leonard:
What do you mean,

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"He's getting deported"?

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I believe it means
that the u.S. Government

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Is going to expel him
from the country.

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He could then either return
to his native India,

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emigrate to another country
that's willing to accept him

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or wander the high seas
as a stateless pirate.

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Personally, I'd choose pirate.

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Penny, would you mind
stepping outside

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so we can speak to him?

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(groans)
Fine.

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But the man really needs to work
on his girl issues.

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Another reason to consider
life of piracy.

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Even today, I understand
that's an all-male profession.

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Okay, she's gone.

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Sorry.
I lost my cool.

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So, what's going on?

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Okay, here's the deal:

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Six months ago, my
research testing

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the predicted composition
of trans-neptunian objects

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ran into a dead end.

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So?
So, my visa's only good 
as long as I'm

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employed, and when they
find out I've got squat,

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They're going to cut me off.

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By the way, when I say squat,
I mean diddly-squat.

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I wish I had squat.

84
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So, wait, what have you been
doing for the past six months?

85
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You know, checking e-mail,

86
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updating my Facebook status,

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messing up Wikipedia entries.

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Hey, did you know Netflix

89
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lets you stream movies
on your computer now?

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And you've continued
to take the university's money

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under false pretenses?

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Highly unethical
for an astrophysicist.

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Although practically mandatory
for a pirate.

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I don't want to go back
to India.

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It's hot and loud,
and there's so many people.

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You have no idea--
they're everywhere.

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Okay, guys, think.

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How do we keep Raj
in the country?

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Penny: Why doesn't
he just get another job?

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What are you
asking me for?

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I don't know if you
can talk now or not.

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Oh, beef...

103
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I'm going to miss
you so much.

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Do you know,
at the Mumbai McDonald's,

105
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you can't get a Big Mac?

106
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All you can get
is a Chicken Maharaja Mac.

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And the Special Sauce--

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curry-- which, in India,
believe you me,

109
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is really not that special.

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Don't worry,
you'll find another job.

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Yeah let me start
practicing for it.

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"Do you want fries with
that Maharaja Mac?"

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Sheldon:
Hi, Leonard.

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Hello, Raj.

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Hello Sheldon.

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Forgive me, as you know, I'm not
adept at reading facial cues,

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but I'm going
to take a stab here:

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You're either sad or nauseated.

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I'm sad.

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I was going to say sad.

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I don't know why I hedged.

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What are you eating?

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Elbow macaroni with ground
hamburger and tomato sauce.

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Oh, "Beefaroni".

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I think I'll miss you
most of all.

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I've always been
a little confused about this.

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Why don't Hindus eat beef?

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We believe cows are Gods.

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Not technically.

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<i>In Hinduism, cattle are
thought to be like God.</i>

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Do not tell me about
my own culture, Sheldon!

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In the mood I'm in, I'll take
you out-- I swear to cow!

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I'm sorry.

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Me, too.

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I'm just...
I'm a little on edge.

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Understandable.

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Your entire life seems
to be crumbling around you,

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and your future
appears bleak at best.

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Thank you.

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And you're wrong
about Hinduism and cows.

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Hey, Raj, guess what.

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Professor Laughlin
is looking for someone to join

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the Stellar Evolution
Research Team.

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You-you're kidding!
That's fantastic!
What are you waiting for? Call
him and set up an interview!

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I'm on it.

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That's happy, right?

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Yeah.
Nailed it.

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Dr. Koothrappali, come on in.

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I was surprised to hear
you were interested

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in joining our little team.

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Giving up on those
trans-neptunian objects, are we?

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No, no; it's a very
promising area.

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In a perfect world I'd spend
seven more years on it.

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But I just couldn't pass up
the opportunity

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to work with you
on your tremendously exciting

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and not yet conclusively
disproved hypothesis.

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Splendid.

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Uh, please sit down.

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Can I offer you
a sherry?

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It's a little
early, isn't it?

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Not on Proxima Centauri.

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(chuckles)

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(laughing):
That's very good.

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Jolly amusing,
but if you don't mind,

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I'll hold off
until sunset on Titan.

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(laughs)
well done.

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I have a fling you're going

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To fit in just fine,
dr. Koothrappali.

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Thank you, sir.

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(knock at door)

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I'm sorry.

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Am I late?

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No, no, no.
Right on time.

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Dr. Koothrappali,
may I present

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Dr. Millstone from M.I.T.

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She'll be heading up
our data analysis team.

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It's nice to meet you,
Dr. Koothrappali.

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I read your paper on Kuiper Belt
object size distribution.

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I really enjoy it.

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How did you correct
for the selection bias?

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Well, I ran a simulation
that allowed me

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to correct for the
observational efficiency.

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That's just fascinating.

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Thank you.

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Would you like to hear
more about it in my hot tub?

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So, when do I start?

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What do you mean you
didn't get the job?

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How could you
not get it?

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You know... He's British;
I'm Indian.

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Ever since Gandhi they
haven't liked us very much.

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Wait, are you saying that
he discriminated against you?

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Because we should
file a complaint.

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That's okay.

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A complaint has been filed.

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So, that's it.

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That was my last hope.

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I'm going
to be deported,

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Sent home in disgrace,

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Exposed to the sardonic barb
of my cousin Sanjay.

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Or, as you may know him,
"Dave" from AT&T customer service.

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I'm really going
to miss you.

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Will you come visit me
in India?

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Gee, that's, like,
a 17-hour flight.

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How about I meet
you halfway?

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Halfway is 600 miles
off the coast of Japan.

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Tell you what,
we'll Skype.

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00:09:06,306 --> 00:09:07,206
Gentlemen.

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Leonard:
Hey.
Raj,

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00:09:08,535 --> 00:09:10,431
Did you get the job
with Professor Laughlin?

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00:09:10,497 --> 00:09:12,358
No.
I assumed as much.

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But never fear.

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00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:15,070
like the subordinate
male protagonist

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in countless action movies

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who disappears half way
through the second reel,

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I have returned to save the day.

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Odd.

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00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,919
Usually, he's met by cheers.

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00:09:27,876 --> 00:09:28,665
Anyway,

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I was thinking about exploring

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the string theory implications

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Of gamma rays from
dark matter annihilations,

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And it occurred to me
that I could benefit--

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Excuse me, Sheldon.

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How many reels before
the subordine male protagonist

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Gets to his point?

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I'm sorry-- if you didn't
cheer at my entrance,

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it's too late
to buy into the premise.

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Anyway, I got
some extra money

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from the head of
the department,

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and Raj can come
work for me.

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<i>You want me
to work with you?</i>

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<i>For me.</i>

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You're going to
have to listen

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more carefully when
you're on the job.

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00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,359
Okay, uh, please don't take this
the wrong way,

236
00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:06,436
but I'd rather swim buck-naked
across the Ganges

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with a paper cut on my nipple

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and die a slow,
agonizing death

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from a viral infection
than work with you.

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00:10:15,201 --> 00:10:16,395
<i>For me.</i>

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00:10:24,384 --> 00:10:25,230
(knock at door)

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00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,858
Sheldon, are you busy?

243
00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:29,912
Of course I'm busy.

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00:10:30,899 --> 00:10:32,188
Shall I wait?

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00:10:46,457 --> 00:10:47,670
How may I help you?

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I've reconsider your offer
to let me work with you.

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<i>For me</i>

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00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:56,427
<i>Yes, for you.</i>

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I do, however, have
a few conditions.

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First, at all times,

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I am to be treated
as a colleague and an equal.

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Second, my contributions
shall be noted

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in all published material.

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00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,751
And third, you are never allowed
to lecture me

255
00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:09,682
on Hinduism
or my Indian culture.

256
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,925
I'm impressed, Raj.

257
00:11:13,315 --> 00:11:15,368
Those are very cogent
and reasonable conditions.

258
00:11:15,712 --> 00:11:16,609
Thank you.

259
00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:20,582
Then you leave me no choice.

260
00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,222
I accept the job.

261
00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:26,463
I'm sorry, I believe
you've misunderstood.

262
00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,236
I'm not giving you the job.

263
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,433
I'm simply affording you
the opportunity to apply for it.

264
00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:35,627
Have a seat; we'll get started
with the interview.

265
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,906
Wha... You're kidding!

266
00:11:38,717 --> 00:11:39,581
Please.

267
00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:42,468
(sighs)
All right.

268
00:11:42,597 --> 00:11:44,840
(annoyed sigh)

269
00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:46,589
So... (sighs)

270
00:11:49,054 --> 00:11:51,554
That's what you wear
to an interview?

271
00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:55,150
Come on, dude,
we've been friends for years.

272
00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:57,367
Oh, pulling strings, are we?

273
00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:01,648
Sheldon, for God's sake,
don't make me beg.

274
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,785
Bazinga!

275
00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:06,122
You've fallen victim

276
00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:08,454
to another one
of my classic practical jokes.

277
00:12:10,841 --> 00:12:13,322
I'm your boss now.
You may want to laugh at that.

278
00:12:17,661 --> 00:12:20,556
Ah, nice having the
place to ourselves, isn't it?

279
00:12:20,892 --> 00:12:21,683
Uh-huh.

280
00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:23,351
Now that Raj is
working for Sheldon,

281
00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:25,072
I don't have to chauffeur
him around anymore.

282
00:12:25,195 --> 00:12:27,182
Plus, yeah, with them
working late so much,

283
00:12:27,242 --> 00:12:28,641
We get some privacy.

284
00:12:28,717 --> 00:12:29,769
Mm-hmm.

285
00:12:31,457 --> 00:12:34,439
Hey, want to get a little crazy?

286
00:12:35,224 --> 00:12:36,392
What are you thinking?

287
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:39,185
Let's slide over to
Sheldon's spot a make out.

288
00:12:42,481 --> 00:12:44,309
You are a dirty girl.

289
00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:47,851
(knocking on door)

290
00:12:47,929 --> 00:12:49,326
Oh God, how did he know?

291
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:51,510
Hello.

292
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,731
Hi, Howard.
(wry laugh)

293
00:12:53,819 --> 00:12:55,127
Am I interrupting?

294
00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:56,719
Little bit, yeah.

295
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,393
Guess I should have called.

296
00:12:58,522 --> 00:12:59,758
Yeah, maybe.

297
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,078
(sighs)

298
00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:03,076
(clicking tongue)

299
00:13:07,989 --> 00:13:10,300
Tonight's the night
I usually go line dancing

300
00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,023
With Raj at The Palomino.

301
00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:14,699
Uh-huh.

302
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,911
But he's working with Sheldon.

303
00:13:17,002 --> 00:13:18,203
Yes, we know.

304
00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:20,487
Want me to leave?

305
00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:22,703
You know, whatever.

306
00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,442
Okay, I guess I can hang
for a little while.

307
00:13:27,526 --> 00:13:29,381
So what are we watching?

308
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,923
<i>"Sex and the City".
Yikes.</i>

309
00:13:32,055 --> 00:13:34,914
Hey, I happen
to love this movie.

310
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,327
Fine, let's watch it.

311
00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:39,644
Maybe all our periods
will synchronize.

312
00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:46,386
All right, we're going to
be designing an experiment

313
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,251
to look
for the nihilation spectrum

314
00:13:48,354 --> 00:13:50,484
resulting from dark matter
collisions in space.

315
00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:52,771
Ooh, dark matter.

316
00:13:52,855 --> 00:13:54,392
We better bring
a flashlight.

317
00:13:54,469 --> 00:13:56,015
(chuckles)

318
00:13:57,727 --> 00:13:58,969
I was making a joke.

319
00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:00,160
I'm the boss.

320
00:14:00,219 --> 00:14:01,508
I make the jokes.

321
00:14:03,645 --> 00:14:05,323
Sorry, go ahead and
make your joke.

322
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,939
This is not the
time for joking.

323
00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:09,765
We're doing
serious research,

324
00:14:09,864 --> 00:14:11,629
which requires complete
and utter focus.

325
00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:13,951
All right,
let's buckle down and work.

326
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,475
("Eye of the Tiger"
by Survivor playing)

327
00:14:44,698 --> 00:14:46,019
(Music stops)
Sheldon.


328
00:14:46,077 --> 00:14:47,142
What?
I need an aspirin.

329
00:14:47,229 --> 00:14:48,259
Top desk drawer.

330
00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:56,824
Thank you.
Alright?

331
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,941
Yes.
Good.

332
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,360
("Eye of the Tiger" resumes)

333
00:15:06,763 --> 00:15:07,974
That was fun.

334
00:15:08,661 --> 00:15:09,648
Thank you.

335
00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:11,562
Leonard, honey, you don't
have to say thank you

336
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,954
every time we have sex.

337
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,478
Oh. Okay.

338
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,491
Tomorrow you're going to
get a card in the mail.

339
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,810
Just throw it away.

340
00:15:18,908 --> 00:15:20,721
(clattering)

341
00:15:22,259 --> 00:15:24,249
(In Irish brogue)
Top o' the mornin'o ya!

342
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,731
What are you doing here?

343
00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:31,271
Well, usually, on Sundays,
I go with Raj

344
00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:33,666
to scam on hippie chicks
at the farmers' market,

345
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,646
but he's still working
with Sheldon,

346
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,926
so I thought I'd come over here

347
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,713
and make you guys
scrambled eggs and salami.

348
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:44,868
<i>It's the perfect meal
for après l'amour.</i>

349
00:15:45,877 --> 00:15:48,360
Oh, kill me.

350
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:51,218
By the way, I couldn't help
overhearing your big finish.

351
00:15:51,272 --> 00:15:52,794
Bravo, Leonard.

352
00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:58,062
See, if you had killed me
when I said "kill me",

353
00:15:58,132 --> 00:15:59,359
I wouldn't have had
to hear that.
(stammers)

354
00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:01,499
What do you guys think?

355
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,689
Want to take
in a matinee,

356
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,997
maybe go
rollerblading,

357
00:16:04,055 --> 00:16:05,107
catch a step class?

358
00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:07,828
Do something.

359
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,950
Okay.

360
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:11,391
Um, Howard, we
need to talk.

361
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,191
Sure. 'Sup, homes?

362
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:16,587
Uh... Please understand

363
00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,820
that it's not that we
don't want you around,

364
00:16:18,903 --> 00:16:21,289
but Penny and I
occasionally need some...

365
00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:23,579
alone time.

366
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:25,993
Oh.

367
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,404
I-I get it, I'm the third wheel.

368
00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:31,395
(chuckles)

369
00:16:31,484 --> 00:16:32,895
Sorry, i should have seen that.

370
00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:34,288
I'll get out
of your way.

371
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:37,928
Uh, you're gonna want

372
00:16:38,004 --> 00:16:39,647
to eat those eggs
while they're still hot.

373
00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:40,856
Thank you.

374
00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:45,471
There's blocks and cream cheese
in the fridge.

375
00:16:45,544 --> 00:16:46,785
The bagels are in the oven.

376
00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:52,869
That's great.

377
00:16:52,997 --> 00:16:55,121
I'm just going to hang out
with my mom.

378
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,450
That's always fun.

379
00:16:58,106 --> 00:16:59,260
Good.

380
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:07,999
Are we terrible people?

381
00:17:08,063 --> 00:17:08,990
I don't know.

382
00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:10,732
What do you
want me to do?

383
00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:12,292
(stammers)

384
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:14,330
G-get him;
bring him back.

385
00:17:14,374 --> 00:17:15,996
Are you sure?

386
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:18,760
Yeah. Okay.

387
00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:20,029
Howard come back.

388
00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:21,918
Oh, you guys had me scared
for a minute.

389
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:27,022
No, no, no, no!

390
00:17:27,082 --> 00:17:28,178
That rate is much too low

391
00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:29,676
from what we'd expect
from this collision.

392
00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:30,598
Do you understand

393
00:17:30,693 --> 00:17:31,650
we're talking
about dark matter

394
00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:33,422
colliding in outer space?

395
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:34,813
Of course I understand.

396
00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:37,038
<i>And who are you to tell me
about outer space?</i>

397
00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:38,489
I'm the astrophysicist.

398
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,908
"Astro" means "space".

399
00:17:41,238 --> 00:17:42,565
"Astro" means "star".

400
00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:45,348
Okay, well, let
me just tell you,

401
00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:46,641
if we we having
this argument

402
00:17:46,703 --> 00:17:48,652
in my native language,
I'd be kicking your butt.

403
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:51,958
<i>English is
your native language.</i>

404
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:56,610
Okay, you got me there, but
you're wrong about this!

405
00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:00,100
There is a fine line
between wrong and visionary.

406
00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:02,131
Unfortunately you have to be
a visionary to see it.

407
00:18:03,805 --> 00:18:05,949
My God, you think
that every thought

408
00:18:06,055 --> 00:18:07,844
that comes out of your
head is pure gold.

409
00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,021
Well, let me tell
you something.

410
00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:10,707
Some of those thoughts
are pure caca!

411
00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:11,772
Caca?!

412
00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:13,655
It means "doo-doo"!

413
00:18:13,731 --> 00:18:15,000
All right!

414
00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:17,026
First of all,
Dr. Koothrappali,

415
00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:18,821
when I first proposed
that you work with me...

416
00:18:18,893 --> 00:18:20,740
Aha! So I <i>am</i>
working with you!

417
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:23,123
In this context,
"with me" means "for me".

418
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,078
Ah, well, in
this context...

419
00:18:25,192 --> 00:18:27,304
Oh!

420
00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:29,946
If I'm wrong,
prove it.

421
00:18:30,044 --> 00:18:31,135
Okay.

422
00:18:31,254 --> 00:18:34,942
Here's where we derive the mass
of the dark matter particle.

423
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,058
You've misstated the
atomic weight of the target.

424
00:18:37,162 --> 00:18:38,552
Let me finish.
You're defacing work.

425
00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:40,292
I'm not defacing it,
I'm fixing it.

426
00:18:40,404 --> 00:18:42,048
Give me the eraser.
No.

427
00:18:42,139 --> 00:18:43,605
I said give it to me.

428
00:18:43,682 --> 00:18:45,291
Come and get it.

429
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,025
Fine.

430
00:18:51,569 --> 00:18:52,742
Oh lord.

431
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:56,224
Dr. Koothrappali,

432
00:18:56,297 --> 00:18:58,857
As your superior, I forbid you
from writing on my board!

433
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,316
You are not my superior.

434
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,796
I am in every way.

435
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:02,792
Oh, yeah?

436
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:03,994
Can you do this?

437
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,268
Nice working with you.

438
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,450
<i>I'm sorry-- for you.</i>

439
00:19:36,582 --> 00:19:37,271
Raj...

440
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,882
Raj... Raj...

441
00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:43,334
I'm busy.

442
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,497
Doing what?

443
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,532
All right,
you've made your point.

444
00:19:49,596 --> 00:19:50,720
What do you want, Sheldon?

445
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:52,078
I looked over the board

446
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,614
and it turns out
you were right.

447
00:19:54,371 --> 00:19:55,873
So you were wrong.
I didn't say that.

448
00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:57,203
That's the only
logical inference.

449
00:19:57,295 --> 00:19:58,641
Nevertheless,
I didn't say it.

450
00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,997
Anyway, I would like you to come
back and work for me.

451
00:20:03,113 --> 00:20:05,128
<i>For you or with you?</i>

452
00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:09,224
In this context "for me"
could mean "with me."

453
00:20:09,713 --> 00:20:10,855
All right, but I have
some conditions.

454
00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:12,299
I reject them all.
I'll take the job.

455
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:15,473
See you Monday.

456
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,171
Wait, you have
to drive me home.

457
00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:19,668
How did you get here?
I walked.

458
00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:20,904
So walk home.
I can't.

459
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,606
There's a big dog outside.

460
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:29,638
On the way home,
we can start thinking

461
00:20:29,702 --> 00:20:31,402
About methods
of optimizing the detector

462
00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:33,455
For 500 G.E.V particles.

463
00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:34,632
All right.

464
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,837
("Eye of the Tiger" playing)

465
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:46,172
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