1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:04,460 [Samantha] A little science lesson: 2 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:06,918 Listen up, then you can have a snack. 3 00:00:06,918 --> 00:00:10,209 One type of memory is motor memory, or muscle memory. 4 00:00:10,209 --> 00:00:12,877 How even an amnesiac can still work a toothbrush, 5 00:00:12,877 --> 00:00:16,002 dial a phone or even skip a rope. 6 00:00:16,002 --> 00:00:19,293 - [grunting] - [children laughing] 7 00:00:19,293 --> 00:00:22,084 Then there's something called emotional memory. 8 00:00:22,084 --> 00:00:25,585 Things your body just knows, like "don't touch fire." 9 00:00:25,585 --> 00:00:28,293 Or "I really like this guy." 10 00:00:28,293 --> 00:00:31,334 Hey, you two. Sam, what you doing? 11 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:33,752 Oh, double Dutch. 12 00:00:33,752 --> 00:00:36,418 How about you? What have you been up to? 13 00:00:36,418 --> 00:00:38,418 Oh, you know, playing a lot of jacks. 14 00:00:38,418 --> 00:00:39,752 Hmm. 15 00:00:39,752 --> 00:00:43,084 - I haven't seen you in forever. - No, I know. I know. 16 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,126 So how are you? How's Chloe? 17 00:00:46,126 --> 00:00:47,918 Good. 18 00:00:47,918 --> 00:00:50,460 So anyway... 19 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:53,334 - Yeah, we should get together. - Oh! Yeah. 20 00:00:53,334 --> 00:00:56,543 Yeah, sure. Oh, whatever. Yeah, it's casual. 21 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:58,793 - Right. - All right. Excuse me, ladies. 22 00:01:00,418 --> 00:01:03,168 - Ooh! - Stop it. Stop it. 23 00:01:03,168 --> 00:01:05,960 - It's nothing. It's nothing. - Girls? 24 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,084 - [all] Ooh! - Shh! God! 25 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,710 Hey, Mom! 26 00:01:20,002 --> 00:01:21,960 Mom! You got a package from the... 27 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,209 Is it here already? It's my Natural Face Limited Edition Deluxe 28 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:27,793 one-hundred-piece Home Makeup Kit. 29 00:01:27,793 --> 00:01:30,877 I was afraid I missed out. They only make a million of these. 30 00:01:30,877 --> 00:01:34,043 And it's a good thing your dad's off at that poultry conference. 31 00:01:34,043 --> 00:01:36,126 It's a perfect time for us to do... 32 00:01:36,126 --> 00:01:38,460 ...makeovers. 33 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:44,334 Mmm... You know what? It's also the perfect time to not do makeovers. 34 00:01:44,334 --> 00:01:46,752 How often in history does that happen? 35 00:01:46,752 --> 00:01:49,002 [phone rings] 36 00:01:53,084 --> 00:01:56,752 - Hello? Oh, hi, Todd, how are you? - Hmm! 37 00:01:56,752 --> 00:01:58,835 - Samantha's not home yet. - Give it. 38 00:01:58,835 --> 00:02:01,543 - Do makeovers with me. - Have you no pride? 39 00:02:01,543 --> 00:02:03,960 Like me to have her call you if I ever see her? 40 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,877 OK. Yes. Tomorrow night. OK. 41 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:08,043 Oh, wait, she just walked in. 42 00:02:10,501 --> 00:02:12,168 Hey, you. 43 00:02:12,168 --> 00:02:16,002 Listen, I made too much chili, and you used to love my chili, 44 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:20,002 - so if you're not doing anything... - Yeah. Yeah. 45 00:02:20,002 --> 00:02:24,460 Hey, why do they call it chili when it's so hot? You know what I mean? 46 00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:28,002 [stamps foot] 47 00:02:28,002 --> 00:02:32,043 Um... That would be great. I would love to eat your chili. I'll see you later. 48 00:02:32,043 --> 00:02:33,460 OK. 49 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:38,752 - Ooh! - Stop. He has a girlfriend. 50 00:02:38,752 --> 00:02:41,126 Really? Then why isn't he making her dinner? 51 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Because he likes me! 52 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,543 Hello? Hello? Oh, good. 53 00:02:50,668 --> 00:02:54,126 [laughing] 54 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:59,418 Yeah. So listen, um... 55 00:02:59,418 --> 00:03:02,710 You know, you and I, we've been getting along well lately. 56 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:05,002 Yes, we have. 57 00:03:05,002 --> 00:03:08,002 And here I am, living at your place by myself. 58 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:11,793 - I know. - And there you are, living with your parents. 59 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:14,002 It's crazy, right? 60 00:03:15,585 --> 00:03:18,002 Wait, are you saying... 61 00:03:18,002 --> 00:03:21,334 Are you asking... 62 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,501 If Chloe can move in with me. 63 00:03:26,002 --> 00:03:31,043 Chloe! Yeah, of course that's what you meant! Doh! 64 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:33,376 - So you're OK with it? - Are you kidding? 65 00:03:33,376 --> 00:03:35,877 Yeah. Get that girl in here. 66 00:03:38,002 --> 00:03:39,418 Yeah. 67 00:03:39,418 --> 00:03:42,501 It is your apartment, why didn't you just tell him no? 68 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:45,501 I did say no. It just happened to come out as, 69 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:49,002 "Get that girl in here!" Oh... What is wrong with me? 70 00:03:49,002 --> 00:03:52,668 What's wrong with you is you're a big old dumb blank slate. 71 00:03:52,668 --> 00:03:56,793 Please, ask me next time you want to make any more of these stupid moves. 72 00:03:56,793 --> 00:04:00,668 - What do I do about Todd? - Todd is not the problem, Chloe is. 73 00:04:00,668 --> 00:04:02,835 If you want him back, get rid of her. 74 00:04:02,835 --> 00:04:06,418 Yeah, well, how could I do that? Wait, that came out wrong. 75 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:08,209 How could I do that? 76 00:04:08,209 --> 00:04:10,002 The same as you always did. 77 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:14,043 When you wanted a guy, you had 50 ways to make the girlfriend disappear. 78 00:04:14,043 --> 00:04:16,043 The one where you take a hotel matchbook, 79 00:04:16,043 --> 00:04:18,543 write your number on it, stick it in his pocket. 80 00:04:18,543 --> 00:04:20,543 - The one with the wine. - The wine! 81 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:25,668 Mmm. That's him. Samantha likey. 82 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:33,418 Excuse me. Hi. Is that your boyfriend over there? 83 00:04:33,418 --> 00:04:35,002 Yes. Why? 84 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:41,376 Yeah, because he just sent over this bottle of wine to me and my friend. 85 00:04:41,376 --> 00:04:43,043 What? 86 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:47,334 I know. Oh, God, I hate to tell you this, but we're on the same team, right? 87 00:04:47,334 --> 00:04:49,918 I'm sorry. Guys suck. 88 00:04:54,126 --> 00:04:55,960 Oh. 89 00:04:57,793 --> 00:05:00,043 Don't wait for me, I have a ride. 90 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:03,793 Oh, Daddy. She's awesome. 91 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:06,918 No! You know what? That is awful. 92 00:05:06,918 --> 00:05:09,376 No. I'm just going to leave them alone. 93 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:13,293 Now with Chloe living there, it'll be easy. No, this is good. 94 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:17,043 This is good. Because want him or not, I'm going to take the high road. 95 00:05:17,043 --> 00:05:20,460 Angelina. Angelina? 96 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:23,334 - Hello, Ms. Newly. - Hi, Audrey. 97 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:26,626 She's from my apartment. She's the Board president. 98 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:29,877 I saw a woman moving into your apartment last night. 99 00:05:29,877 --> 00:05:33,334 Really? Wow. Already? 100 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:37,043 Yeah, that's my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. 101 00:05:37,043 --> 00:05:41,418 She's moving in with him, which would bother most people, but not me. 102 00:05:41,418 --> 00:05:46,334 Well, it should. Because subletting is forbidden and grounds for eviction. 103 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:51,918 Well, yeah. That is why I don't sublet. 104 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:55,002 See you. Hey. Psst. I'm going to have to call you later. 105 00:05:55,002 --> 00:05:58,460 Say it. "Andrea." 106 00:05:58,460 --> 00:05:59,918 Say it right. 107 00:05:59,918 --> 00:06:02,002 [people laughing] 108 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:06,002 Hi. Sorry to bother you guys, 109 00:06:06,002 --> 00:06:09,002 I just need to move in with you. OK? 110 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,710 And my stuff's here anyway. 111 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:12,585 - Unless you took all the drawers. - OK. 112 00:06:14,668 --> 00:06:16,877 Hey, thanks again. 113 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,835 I know that this is awkward for you guys. 114 00:06:19,835 --> 00:06:24,043 It's fine. It's just until you convince Audrey Rhodes you're living here. 115 00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:26,002 Yeah. Yeah. 116 00:06:26,002 --> 00:06:28,710 Of course, unless Chloe wants to put on a blonde wig 117 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:30,960 and walk around acting all forgetty. 118 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,334 No. 119 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:36,209 But it's fine. Welcome to our home. 120 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:40,002 Which I own. But... Aah! 121 00:06:40,002 --> 00:06:44,460 Anyway, now I am going to... I'm gonna buy Marvin Gardens. 122 00:06:46,877 --> 00:06:49,002 What? What is it? 123 00:06:49,002 --> 00:06:52,209 Nothing. Nothing. It's... Inside joke. 124 00:06:52,209 --> 00:06:54,168 [deep voice] Marvin Gardens! 125 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,877 I don't think I'm going to buy it. 126 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:03,418 Oh, no? Well... 127 00:07:03,418 --> 00:07:06,668 ...maybe Mr. Fuzzy will buy it. 128 00:07:06,668 --> 00:07:10,543 My Buggy won it for me at a carnival. 129 00:07:10,543 --> 00:07:13,126 Your Buggy won you a Fuzzy? 130 00:07:13,126 --> 00:07:15,626 Yeah, isn't he cute? 131 00:07:15,626 --> 00:07:19,002 Doesn't he look just like his daddy? 132 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:21,334 You know, it's weird. I don't see it. 133 00:07:21,334 --> 00:07:25,043 - He looks just like you. - You know, we're being bad hosts. 134 00:07:25,043 --> 00:07:27,002 - We don't need to do this here. - Oh. 135 00:07:27,002 --> 00:07:28,710 It's OK. But thank you. 136 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:32,752 Yeah. God, eh! Let's go to bed. 137 00:07:33,835 --> 00:07:35,376 - OK. - Yeah. That's better. 138 00:07:38,002 --> 00:07:40,501 [Chloe chuckles] Mommy wants to play. 139 00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:52,376 Hello? 140 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,002 Sam? 141 00:07:58,002 --> 00:08:02,543 She's not here. She's probably at a meeting of 142 00:08:02,543 --> 00:08:06,002 "Daughters Who Refuse To Do One Thing to Please Their Mothers Club." 143 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:08,002 Oh. OK. 144 00:08:08,002 --> 00:08:12,002 Well, maybe I'll go find her there. 145 00:08:13,002 --> 00:08:14,543 Dena! 146 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:18,752 [chuckles uncomfortably] 147 00:08:18,752 --> 00:08:21,877 - Your mother's dead. - That's true. 148 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:26,543 And my daughter's out gallivanting. You see how we're both suffering? 149 00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:29,043 Very similar, yeah. 150 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:32,710 You were always like a second daughter to me. Have I ever told you that? 151 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:34,168 You rarely speak to me. 152 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:36,793 You were a very special little girl. 153 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:41,543 And that Wonder Woman costume you wore throughout fifth grade proved it. 154 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:44,002 You remember that costume? 155 00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:46,002 With the yellow wristbands? 156 00:08:46,002 --> 00:08:48,334 You made me believe you could save the world. 157 00:08:48,334 --> 00:08:50,793 I thought I could. 158 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:53,793 So, what kind of wine does Wonder Woman drink? 159 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:55,752 Cabernet or tequila? 160 00:08:58,084 --> 00:09:00,293 No way that I could have slept up there. 161 00:09:00,293 --> 00:09:02,251 I could deal with the Marvin Gaye, 162 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,460 but then they start blasting Bolero. 163 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,460 OK, it's time to take this chick out. 164 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:10,543 - What's this? - Plant these around the apartment. 165 00:09:10,543 --> 00:09:13,002 Todd's going to kick that chick out in no time. 166 00:09:13,002 --> 00:09:16,668 Herpes cream. Stick it in the medicine cabinet. 167 00:09:16,668 --> 00:09:20,043 I have an ovulation chart and an unopened ovulation kit. 168 00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:24,002 OK, but look, Chloe hasn't done anything wrong. You know? 169 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:27,793 And I'm not this person anymore, Andrea. I'm not deceitful. 170 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:30,002 Hello, Ms. Newly. 171 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:35,043 Hi, Audrey! Yeah, just sitting in front of my building. 172 00:09:35,043 --> 00:09:37,002 That I live in. 173 00:09:41,835 --> 00:09:44,043 Little deceitful. Just a tiny bit. 174 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,084 You have very steady hands. 175 00:09:53,084 --> 00:09:55,460 You could have been a doctor's assistant. 176 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,334 OK, ready? 177 00:09:57,334 --> 00:10:00,752 One. Two. Three. 178 00:10:00,752 --> 00:10:02,752 - [gasps] - [giggles] 179 00:10:03,585 --> 00:10:07,002 Oh... Look at me. 180 00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:10,002 I haven't felt this pretty in a long time. 181 00:10:10,002 --> 00:10:14,376 You? You're the most beautiful woman in town. Everyone thinks so. 182 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:17,002 Not everyone. 183 00:10:17,002 --> 00:10:20,043 - Some think I'm almost beautiful. - No. 184 00:10:20,043 --> 00:10:23,168 Runner-up Miss Walnut Valley beautiful. 185 00:10:23,168 --> 00:10:26,501 - You lost a beauty pageant? - Mmm-hmm. 186 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:30,209 To Paula Drake, that bitch. 187 00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:35,043 I never even got to give my acceptance speech. 188 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:39,626 - Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! - Oh, it was so long ago. 189 00:10:39,626 --> 00:10:42,168 I don't even think about it anymore. 190 00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:48,376 - And to the new Miss Walnut Valley! - Thank you. 191 00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:51,752 Thank you for choosing me to represent you. 192 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,585 And I promise to work tirelessly to promote peace 193 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:59,668 between the peoples of Vietnam and beauty and grooming wherever I may walk. 194 00:10:59,668 --> 00:11:02,543 As your queen, I salute you! 195 00:11:02,543 --> 00:11:06,418 Oh, my God. I felt like you were speaking to me. 196 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,543 - OK, now you. - What? 197 00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:16,668 You have to tell a deep, dark secret or it's not fair. 198 00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:18,002 Oh... I don't know. 199 00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:20,460 - Yes, you have to. - Well, there's so many. 200 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:25,168 Something fun, like a dream that was crushed. 201 00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:29,585 I've never told anyone I wanted to be an artist. 202 00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:34,002 I spent weeks in my room alone... 203 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:37,293 ...drawing that turtle that was in the back of the magazine, 204 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:42,002 and you'd submit it to an art school and see if you'd get accepted? 205 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:45,043 Honey, didn't you know that was a scam? 206 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:48,043 They just wanted your money. They accepted everyone. 207 00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,918 Not everyone. 208 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,835 Oh. 209 00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:55,334 I hate that art school for ruining your dream. 210 00:11:55,334 --> 00:11:58,002 I hate that Paula Drake for ruining your dream. 211 00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:01,293 You know what the worst part is? 212 00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:03,002 She lives two blocks away. 213 00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:05,585 Every time I want to run out to the day-old bakery 214 00:12:05,585 --> 00:12:10,002 I have to see her house and that ridiculous rabbit statue on her lawn, 215 00:12:10,002 --> 00:12:13,334 - like she's better than everyone else. - Let's TP her house! 216 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,668 - Oh... [scoffs] Please. - Yes. 217 00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:19,376 - You talked me into it. - Mmm-hmm. 218 00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:21,835 You're very persuasive. 219 00:12:21,835 --> 00:12:24,002 You could have been a lawyer's assistant. 220 00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:30,126 [Chloe whispering] Samantha. 221 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,918 Todd is mine. 222 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,501 Go near him and I'll destroy you. 223 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,002 - [thud] - [gasps, panting] 224 00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:02,501 Good morning, Sam! How'd you sleep? 225 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:05,960 Good. Yeah, I got a solid 15 minutes in. 226 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,585 I hope you're hungry, I made organic pecan pancakes. 227 00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:12,752 Have some orange juice. 228 00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,084 I squeezed it myself. 229 00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:19,043 - Hmm. - Have some. It's delicious. 230 00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:23,002 No, I will. I will. I'm just building up a thirst. 231 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,251 Oh, OK. 232 00:13:27,002 --> 00:13:28,668 Oh! Mmm! 233 00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:33,626 - Really good orange juice. - Chloe, Sam and I need to talk. 234 00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:36,501 - Can you just give us a second? - Yeah, sure. 235 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:41,418 - [growling] - [meows] 236 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,002 - Todd... - No, no. No, me first. 237 00:13:45,002 --> 00:13:49,543 - I know what happened last night. - You do? It's freaky, right? 238 00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:51,710 - That girl is a whackadoo. - She is? 239 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:53,877 - Yeah. - You snuck in our room last night 240 00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:57,418 to say you were going to "take her down." You scared the crap out of her. 241 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:00,585 I'm sorry, what? 242 00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,752 Oh, no. 243 00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:24,168 Oh, boy. 244 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:32,002 So... 245 00:14:32,585 --> 00:14:33,752 Well... 246 00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:41,043 - OK, then. Thank you for a lovely... - Please don't. 247 00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:45,918 I am telling you, Todd, she threatened me! OK? 248 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:49,376 I was asleep on the couch when I got a visit from the little freak fairy 249 00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:51,585 and she told me I had to stay away from you. 250 00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:54,002 Oh just stop it, Sam. 251 00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:57,835 You're so jealous you can't see that Chloe's a sweet, caring person. 252 00:14:57,835 --> 00:15:02,209 [laughs loudly] Oh, boy, do you have a type! 253 00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:04,002 What are you talking about? 254 00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:06,877 I'm talking about that type! The me type! 255 00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:11,002 Because Chloe is just like me. I mean not me now, but me then. 256 00:15:11,002 --> 00:15:13,668 Bad me. [whispering] She is bad! 257 00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:17,334 She got up early to make you breakfast because, for some reason, 258 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,209 she still wants you to feel at home. 259 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,376 Trust me, Todd, if I was going to go after Chloe 260 00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:25,960 she wouldn't be able to make breakfast, all that would be left 261 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,710 would be a blubbering mess. 262 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,084 Oh, my God! 263 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:33,418 - Look at what you did to my Fuzzy! - What? No. 264 00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:36,543 There is no ill will between me and your Fuzzy! 265 00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:39,126 - Todd... - Sam, I know you have to stay here. 266 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:42,002 But keep out of our way and we'll keep out of yours. 267 00:15:42,002 --> 00:15:45,126 - [Todd] It's OK. I will... - He doesn't have a face. 268 00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:47,626 I know, sweetheart, he'll have a face again. 269 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:53,501 You're lucky you don't have eyes because it is going to get ugly around here. 270 00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:57,002 [grunts] 271 00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:00,835 Hello? 272 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,877 [Samantha laughing, makes kissing sounds] 273 00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:10,251 I'll be right back, Todd, don't get too clean. 274 00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:12,002 Ooh! 275 00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:14,002 - Chloe! - What are you doing? 276 00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:18,710 Oh, God. I'm going to be sick. I always hate these scenes. 277 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,293 What have you done? 278 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:25,543 It just happened. He was apologizing for how he talked to me, 279 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:27,918 and then it turned into something else. 280 00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:30,168 This can't be happening. Todd? 281 00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:34,585 You just need to calm down before you do something stupid. Don't blame yourself. 282 00:16:34,585 --> 00:16:37,793 You stepped into a situation where two people have something 283 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,960 that you just can't compete with. 284 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,793 - Why would he do this to me? - Because you're the rebound girl. 285 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:47,043 I mean, that never occurred to you? 286 00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:52,501 Why don't you get out and go take a nice long walk to a friend's house. 287 00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,002 Todd! 288 00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:57,002 - What's going on here? - Hey... 289 00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:01,543 You took the hallway door from the shower. Crafty. 290 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,002 Oh, my God, you are such a liar! 291 00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:06,877 Me? Oh, no, no, no, girly. 292 00:17:06,877 --> 00:17:10,002 You're the liar! You're the one who attacked your own Fuzzy 293 00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:13,168 because you are insecure and afraid! Admit it. I'm right! 294 00:17:13,168 --> 00:17:17,877 Todd, she is completely insane. I don't even feel safe here with her. 295 00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:21,002 Oh, yeah? What's that? 296 00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:23,209 - What? Let go of me! - That's purple ink. 297 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,043 That's what that is! That is the same color ink 298 00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:29,334 that we find on your little Fuzzy! 299 00:17:35,877 --> 00:17:37,002 - Chloe? - Hmm? 300 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,209 All right! Yeah, I did it! 301 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:46,334 I just felt threatened by her because she's so beautiful and smart. 302 00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:51,334 Oh, that's so not true! Oh, wait. Thank you. 303 00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:54,084 You mean so much to me and having her around, 304 00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:58,877 I felt like I needed to compete and... I can't compete. 305 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,084 - So if this is what you want... - OK. 306 00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:06,043 - There is no competition. - Thank you. Game over. 307 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,376 - That's it. - I love you. 308 00:18:08,376 --> 00:18:12,376 Yeah, that's right. Let her down easy. You know, soften the blow. 309 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,002 OK, that's soft enough. 310 00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:18,376 Sam? Just give us a minute? 311 00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:25,002 - I found an ovulation kit in the trash! - Sam, that's enough! 312 00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:29,460 Fine! Fine. You love her. That's great. 313 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,293 You know what I love? 314 00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:34,084 I love getting the hell out of here! That's what I love. 315 00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:38,918 I love it so much that I'm just going to keep doing it over and over again. 316 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,251 Starting now! 317 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,043 Crap. 318 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,626 Todd? Guys? 319 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:57,877 Hey. 320 00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:02,752 [deep voice] Marvin Gardens! 321 00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:05,626 Please. 322 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:10,002 Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. 323 00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:19,002 Andrea's bringing me something to wear. Thank you for the coat. 324 00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:21,460 I'm sorry if it smells like perfume. 325 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,626 I could write a note to your wife, tell her we didn't have sex. 326 00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:26,543 Oh, yes. Thank you. 327 00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:28,251 I think she'd like that. 328 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:35,877 Nice little place you got down here. Little TV. 329 00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:40,084 You know, there aren't enough interracial couples on TV. 330 00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:44,002 - What show is this? - That's us. On the security camera. 331 00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:46,168 Oh. 332 00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:53,460 How do you not do this all day? 333 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:56,710 You know what? Go home. 334 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,585 I'll cover for you with Audrey Rhodes. 335 00:19:58,585 --> 00:20:01,002 Really? You would do that for me? 336 00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:04,918 Not for you, no. But because that Chloe girl is an evil rag. 337 00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:07,002 So you believe me? You agree she's bad? 338 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:09,376 I don't think either one of you is any prize. 339 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,543 But I can only handle one rag at a time. 340 00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:15,002 Thank you, Frank. 341 00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:17,835 - Nope. - I wouldn't do that. 342 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:22,002 [Samantha] OK, class, a quick review. 343 00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:25,710 Muscle memory: Very helpful in remembering things you forgot. 344 00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:29,501 But here's the thing, the heart is also a muscle. 345 00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,626 Fortunately, the heart remembers the people who will 346 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:34,877 always love you no matter what. 347 00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:36,501 - Hi. - Oh. Hey. 348 00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:41,543 Where did the turtle come from? 349 00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:44,126 Uh... I don't know. 350 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:50,002 Todd chose someone else. 351 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,752 Oh, honey. I'm sorry. 352 00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:03,460 I know that I have amnesia, but I... 353 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:07,209 ...really don't recall that rabbit being right there. 354 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:11,168 - That? - Yeah. 355 00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:13,209 It's always been there. 356 00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:15,209 Now help me bury it in the backyard. 357 00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:21,501 [straining] Please, give me... Samantha.