1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,626 [Samantha] Once upon a time, there was a girl 2 00:00:04,626 --> 00:00:08,376 who made the tiniest mistake on the way to happily-ever-after. 3 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:11,334 Yeah, hi, Todd. It's me again. 4 00:00:11,334 --> 00:00:14,043 In some countries it's actually considered rude 5 00:00:14,043 --> 00:00:18,710 to ignore messages after someone has left 20 or 30 of them. 6 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:21,668 Maybe not as rude as pretending that you and I had sex 7 00:00:21,668 --> 00:00:23,752 to get rid of your girlfriend. 8 00:00:23,752 --> 00:00:25,460 But it's close. 9 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,043 Trust me, the new girlfriend's no prize either. 10 00:00:28,752 --> 00:00:30,418 Anyhoo... 11 00:00:30,418 --> 00:00:33,877 Um, if you call me back, maybe we can work this out. 12 00:00:33,877 --> 00:00:35,752 - [beeps] - [makes explosion sound] 13 00:00:35,752 --> 00:00:38,002 Anyway, bye. 14 00:00:38,002 --> 00:00:40,793 - Good morning, Mr. Chapman. - Is it? 15 00:00:40,793 --> 00:00:42,334 Is it, really? My mistake. 16 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:45,126 I thought this was the morning Funk decided to drop in 17 00:00:45,126 --> 00:00:48,002 - for his twice-yearly visit. - Funk? 18 00:00:48,002 --> 00:00:51,043 - Funk. - Oh! Right, the other name on the sign. 19 00:00:51,043 --> 00:00:54,002 Yes, the other name. But you see mine's first. 20 00:00:54,002 --> 00:00:57,710 Why? Because one of us devotes every minute to this place, 21 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:00,043 while the other travels around the world 22 00:01:00,043 --> 00:01:02,626 to attend to his little billion-dollar empire. 23 00:01:02,626 --> 00:01:06,209 Oh! That's funny, I just always thought it was alphabetical. 24 00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:08,209 Alpha... 25 00:01:08,209 --> 00:01:11,168 - OK, the point is, it's first. - OK. 26 00:01:11,168 --> 00:01:14,376 - He wants us in the conference room. - Let's do it. 27 00:01:14,376 --> 00:01:19,043 The Wall Street Journal says that Winston Funk needs no introduction. 28 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:23,501 Yet here I am once again, introducing him. 29 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,835 So here he is. 30 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:28,084 Good morning. It's a pleasure to see you all. 31 00:01:28,084 --> 00:01:31,043 [giggling] 32 00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:34,293 I want to apologize for the dust my helicopter kicked up this morning. 33 00:01:34,293 --> 00:01:36,209 - [gasps] - Chase? 34 00:01:36,209 --> 00:01:40,043 And what the hell is that? No one here is hearing impaired. 35 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:44,626 Yet. The soul of success is anticipation. 36 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:47,043 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 37 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,585 [mocking] Someone's in love with Funk. 38 00:01:50,585 --> 00:01:52,710 Oh, please, don't be ridiculous. 39 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:55,835 Is he not the most adorable billionaire ever? 40 00:01:55,835 --> 00:01:57,002 [chuckles] 41 00:01:58,043 --> 00:02:00,668 Good morning, ladies. 42 00:02:00,668 --> 00:02:02,918 - Scurbee. - [chuckles] 43 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,126 - What were you even trying to say? - I have no idea. 44 00:02:10,126 --> 00:02:12,585 - Do you see what he does to me? - [whispers] Yes. 45 00:02:12,585 --> 00:02:16,126 God, he is everything I have ever wanted in a man and it's not the money. 46 00:02:16,126 --> 00:02:17,793 I swear, it is not the money. 47 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:20,084 I would love him if he was just a millionaire. 48 00:02:20,084 --> 00:02:23,293 And he's getting divorced. Should I go for it? 49 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:27,460 Andrea, he is charming, good-looking, rich and available. 50 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:30,668 - If you don't go for him... - I will tear you apart. 51 00:02:30,668 --> 00:02:33,585 - I was kidding. - Yeah, me too. 52 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:43,251 - Hello, Sam. - Hey. You. 53 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:46,460 - Samantha Newly? - Mr. Funk. 54 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:50,293 The day we've been waiting for has finally arrived. 55 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:54,626 [inhales] 56 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:56,043 Marry me. 57 00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,043 Scurbee. 58 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:15,668 - Aren't you going to try it on? - No. No, I shouldn't. 59 00:03:16,209 --> 00:03:17,668 I can't. 60 00:03:17,668 --> 00:03:19,334 Maybe just for a second. 61 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,960 Whoa. That's heavy. 62 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:27,168 Ah... Wow. 63 00:03:27,168 --> 00:03:29,835 It's flawless, like you. 64 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:33,543 Whoa, there. Hey. You think you can just propose and then touch me? 65 00:03:33,543 --> 00:03:35,251 Georgette and I are through. 66 00:03:35,251 --> 00:03:37,543 Are you still with that boyfriend? Ted? Fred? 67 00:03:37,543 --> 00:03:39,543 Frodd. Todd. No. 68 00:03:39,543 --> 00:03:42,668 - Then there's nothing in our way. - Yeah. Yeah, there is. 69 00:03:42,668 --> 00:03:46,334 Small thing. Um, I don't remember you. 70 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:49,960 Is this about my haircut? Because I thought you'd like it. 71 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,002 - No. - You want to touch it? 72 00:03:52,002 --> 00:03:57,126 No. Look, I haven't told anyone around here about this, 73 00:03:57,126 --> 00:03:59,209 but I think that maybe you should know, 74 00:03:59,209 --> 00:04:02,710 since the rest of our lives is hanging in the balance and all. 75 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:06,002 But I was hit by a car, 76 00:04:06,002 --> 00:04:10,877 and I went into a coma, and now I have amnesia. 77 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:12,501 Ring's not big enough. That it? 78 00:04:12,501 --> 00:04:15,251 No. No, that's not... Wait, they make them bigger? 79 00:04:15,251 --> 00:04:18,251 You are never an easy sell. I've always liked that. 80 00:04:18,251 --> 00:04:19,877 Look, it's the truth. 81 00:04:19,877 --> 00:04:23,793 I was out for eight days and when I woke up I couldn't remember my name, 82 00:04:23,793 --> 00:04:27,209 or my friends, or liquid soap. 83 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:31,002 I'm still a little fuzzy on what an REO Speedwagon is. 84 00:04:31,002 --> 00:04:34,835 - Oh, my God. You're serious. - Yeah, I just don't remember us. 85 00:04:34,835 --> 00:04:37,251 Which is a shame, 86 00:04:37,251 --> 00:04:40,376 because I'm guessing it was good. [chuckles] 87 00:04:40,376 --> 00:04:42,668 It wasn't REO Speedwagon, but yeah. 88 00:04:44,209 --> 00:04:46,209 So, I'm sorry. I just can't. 89 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:51,752 Oh, hey, you know, but if you're in the marrying mood, 90 00:04:51,752 --> 00:04:55,418 I can refer you to a dynamite brunette... 91 00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:57,084 No. It's cool. 92 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,168 I should go. 93 00:05:06,251 --> 00:05:08,501 I should probably give this back to you. 94 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:11,918 I don't want to. There you go. 95 00:05:11,918 --> 00:05:15,209 If Andrea finds out that I had a relationship with this guy, 96 00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:17,209 she is going to kill me. 97 00:05:17,209 --> 00:05:21,002 I accidentally ate her yogurt the other day and she bent back all my fingers. 98 00:05:21,002 --> 00:05:24,293 Ooh, a woman scorned. That's such a great antagonist. 99 00:05:24,293 --> 00:05:26,585 Antagonist for what? 100 00:05:26,585 --> 00:05:29,251 I'm taking an online romance novel writing class. 101 00:05:29,251 --> 00:05:32,710 - Really? - My heroine is a beautiful amnesiac 102 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:35,960 with a dark past and an uncertain future. 103 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,793 My nom de plume is Dena Devereaux. 104 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:41,251 Well, don't base your novel on my romantic life 105 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:44,626 because Todd won't even return my phone calls. 106 00:05:44,626 --> 00:05:47,084 So what happens next? 107 00:05:47,084 --> 00:05:50,209 I don't know. Flip ahead and you tell me. 108 00:05:50,209 --> 00:05:54,168 Well, are you a heroine who's willing to risk everything she has 109 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:56,126 to win the stableboy she loves? 110 00:05:56,126 --> 00:06:01,334 Or are you a heroine who just gives up and throws herself on some rocks? 111 00:06:01,334 --> 00:06:03,877 Todd won't return my phone calls. 112 00:06:03,877 --> 00:06:06,043 There's nothing that I can do. 113 00:06:06,043 --> 00:06:07,585 Rocks. 114 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,043 Fetch! 115 00:06:11,585 --> 00:06:13,626 They've had a hard day. 116 00:06:17,626 --> 00:06:20,543 Oh, Todd. I just wanted to say that... You know what? 117 00:06:20,543 --> 00:06:23,251 You can ignore me all you want, but just keep in mind 118 00:06:23,251 --> 00:06:25,418 that by now I do know your routine. 119 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,209 I know when you get your coffee, 120 00:06:27,209 --> 00:06:30,668 and those big fat cinnamon rolls that you just love so much, 121 00:06:30,668 --> 00:06:33,126 but then you feel so guilty for eating them 122 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,209 that you go and run off the calories in the park like a girl. 123 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:38,960 Anyhoo, I'm just checking in because... 124 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,376 OK, Sam. You win. What? 125 00:06:41,376 --> 00:06:44,877 One second. I have to go. 126 00:06:44,877 --> 00:06:47,585 - It was you. - [man] Cinnamon roll for Todd. 127 00:06:47,585 --> 00:06:50,418 I need you to know why I did what I did to you and Chloe. 128 00:06:50,418 --> 00:06:53,585 - I don't care. - It's because I have these feelings... 129 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:55,334 It doesn't matter. Don't say it. 130 00:06:55,334 --> 00:06:57,793 You don't even know what I was going to say. 131 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:00,376 - I think I do. - Oh, really? 132 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:04,960 Well, maybe I was going to say that I am having feelings... 133 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,710 ...about the situation in the Middle East. 134 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:12,209 And now you are never going to hear them. 135 00:07:12,209 --> 00:07:14,418 It doesn't matter because I'm with Chloe now 136 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:18,209 and nothing you can say is gonna do anything but make everybody feel bad. 137 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:20,209 And those are my feelings. 138 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,710 Oh, yeah? Well, how is that going to help the troops? 139 00:07:28,209 --> 00:07:33,043 [Samantha] And so, her yearning for the stableboy unrequited, 140 00:07:33,043 --> 00:07:35,626 our heroine headed through the dark of night, 141 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:40,376 seeking comfort at the warm hearth of her kindly but addled parents. 142 00:07:44,877 --> 00:07:46,835 There she is, 143 00:07:46,835 --> 00:07:50,668 our beautiful, intelligent, sweet, and naturally blonde daughter. 144 00:07:50,668 --> 00:07:53,126 Hello again, Sam. 145 00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:57,209 Hi. Well, you're just not used to hearing the word "no," are you? 146 00:07:57,209 --> 00:07:59,002 I hear it all the time. 147 00:07:59,002 --> 00:08:01,209 It's that little noise, right before yes. 148 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:03,209 [Regina laughs] 149 00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:05,460 He's going to teach me how to fly his helicopter! 150 00:08:09,501 --> 00:08:12,626 So, um, what are you doing here? 151 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:17,835 Or, "Hello, so nice to see you again" is what we sometimes say to company. 152 00:08:17,835 --> 00:08:20,418 Samantha, Winston just dropped by to... 153 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:22,543 He said we could call him Winston. 154 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:26,585 I came by to ask your father for your hand in marriage. 155 00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:28,251 - And I said yes! - [gasps] 156 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:30,376 I didn't even think about it. 157 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:34,251 - Congratulations, honey. - Wait. Wait. No. No. No, no. Mother... 158 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,835 - Samantha? - What? 159 00:08:35,835 --> 00:08:40,209 Could you help me in the kitchen for just a moment? Excuse us. 160 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:42,209 A little nervous. 161 00:08:42,209 --> 00:08:44,126 - [shushing] - What? 162 00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:47,543 When were you going to let me know that a billionaire was in love with you? 163 00:08:47,543 --> 00:08:50,585 - [exhales] Oh, God. - He used to date that girl from X-Men! 164 00:08:50,585 --> 00:08:53,752 Mom, I don't even know him. I mean, how can I love him? 165 00:08:53,752 --> 00:08:56,209 Plus Andrea is in love with him. 166 00:08:56,209 --> 00:08:59,209 Oh, Andrea. She just loves him for his money. 167 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:00,710 Yeah, so do you. 168 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:03,251 Yes, but I'm not the one marrying him. 169 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,209 And neither am I. 170 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:06,918 Why not? 171 00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:09,960 Any girl would jump at the chance to marry Winston Funk. 172 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,209 He's been on magazine covers. He flies jets. 173 00:09:13,209 --> 00:09:15,126 The man could snap his fingers 174 00:09:15,126 --> 00:09:18,084 and have every window in this house weather-stripped. 175 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:20,168 I said I'll get to it. 176 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:24,293 You know Winston was telling me about his jet, so I wanted to show him mine. 177 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:27,043 [sighs] 178 00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:28,543 [groans] 179 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:34,209 It was nice of your mother to give me the potatoes to take home. 180 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:36,293 She's gonna want the container back. 181 00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:40,251 Whatever you do, please don't lose the lid because she really hates that. 182 00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:43,209 I hope my coming here tonight wasn't too much. 183 00:09:43,209 --> 00:09:45,668 - It was. - I know. 184 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:49,251 But when I buy a business, I also like to buy the parent company. 185 00:09:49,251 --> 00:09:51,251 [laughs] 186 00:09:53,543 --> 00:09:57,501 So, um... it's cold. 187 00:09:57,501 --> 00:10:00,209 We could be in Barbados by morning. 188 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:01,960 You know who likes the tropics 189 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:06,418 and also bossing around people from third world countries? My friend Andrea. 190 00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:09,918 I want you. Just because you can't remember my feelings for you 191 00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:11,793 doesn't make them go away. 192 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,209 I know. 193 00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:17,209 But that little sound after "no," it's still "no." 194 00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:22,501 Since your accident have you seen snow? 195 00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,960 [exhales] No, and I'm not going to go to Aspen with you either. 196 00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:33,293 Oh, my God. 197 00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:35,501 How did you just do that? 198 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,209 Never underestimate the power of a man in love. 199 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:41,209 Plus I could see it starting to fall against the street light. 200 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:45,168 - [chuckles] It's my first snow. - Yeah. 201 00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:47,209 - Look at Mr. Fancy. - You're welcome. 202 00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:49,209 You... 203 00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:50,543 You have a little... 204 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:57,293 Hey! [laughing] 205 00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:59,084 - Mom! - OK. OK. 206 00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,752 Now, you take a picture of me and your dad with the car. 207 00:11:01,752 --> 00:11:03,918 [Regina giggling] 208 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,251 They say a diverse portfolio will protect you 209 00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:14,626 in a bumpy real estate market. But this company thrives on risk. 210 00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:17,209 If the market goes south, we'll go north. Trust me. 211 00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:20,877 I can sell snow to an Eskimo. 212 00:11:20,877 --> 00:11:22,793 [chuckling] 213 00:11:28,543 --> 00:11:30,501 - What the hell was that? - What? 214 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:32,209 - That giggle. - Nothing. 215 00:11:32,209 --> 00:11:33,960 It's nothing. It was the joke. 216 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:38,126 Because you know, an Eskimo wouldn't have to buy snow. 217 00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:40,585 What is going on with you and Funk? 218 00:11:40,585 --> 00:11:41,877 Nothing! Nothing! 219 00:11:41,877 --> 00:11:44,209 I even kept mentioning your name last night. 220 00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:46,793 - You spent the night with him? - No, crazy. 221 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,209 - It was just dinner. - You had dinner with him? 222 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,251 Yeah, but we were with my parents. 223 00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:53,418 - He met your parents? - It doesn't matter, OK. 224 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:56,251 - I told him I'm not gonna marry him. - He proposed? 225 00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:58,251 - Just a little. - [grunts] 226 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,543 He proposed to the old me not to the new me. 227 00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:02,793 I didn't know that we had a relationship. 228 00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:05,209 You knew I liked him back when you did have one 229 00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:06,793 and you just kept seeing him. 230 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,209 I know. I know. 231 00:12:08,209 --> 00:12:11,209 But you cannot blame me for something I don't remember doing. 232 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:14,209 Are you telling me you have no feelings for him now? 233 00:12:14,209 --> 00:12:15,626 Now? 234 00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:17,543 - Um? - Um, um! 235 00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:21,209 See, I knew it, I knew it. That's it. You know what? I'm done! 236 00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:23,376 I'm done with you and I'm done with Funk. 237 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,835 If he doesn't want me, it is his loss. 238 00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:29,585 Yes! Exactly. Wait a minute. You're done with me, too? 239 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:31,376 Yes. I am. 240 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,918 I have been patiently waiting for my old Sam to come back. 241 00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:39,543 But I better be careful what I wish for because you, you're definitely back. 242 00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,251 Oh, oh! Fine! 243 00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:43,960 I hate you and I don't like your shoes today. 244 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,209 If you fell off the face of the earth, I wouldn't even care. 245 00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:48,835 - Good! - [door slams] 246 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,251 [sobs] Then it's more billionaires for me. 247 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,710 And then Andrea stormed out of the bathroom. 248 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:02,126 She had a piece of toilet paper on her shoe and I didn't tell her. 249 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:05,209 I really think that this relationship is completely over. 250 00:13:05,209 --> 00:13:07,501 [in a British accent] Oh, pishposh. 251 00:13:07,501 --> 00:13:10,334 Contretemps and discord are always to be expected 252 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,835 between friends with fiery natures. 253 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,877 You'll stop talking like this when you finish your book? 254 00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:17,251 One does hope so. 255 00:13:17,251 --> 00:13:20,251 Uh, excuse my interruption. Are you Miss Newly? 256 00:13:20,251 --> 00:13:21,835 Yes, it is I. 257 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,043 Yes, I am. 258 00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:30,084 Mr. Funk is outside in his car and was wondering if you'd care to join him. 259 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:33,835 Well, tell him thank you very much, but the answer is no, 260 00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:37,626 I would not care to join him. I would care for him to leave me alone. 261 00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:41,043 And that's what I would care for. 262 00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:42,460 - As you wish. - Thank you. 263 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:45,668 - Madam. - Oh! 264 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,501 [Dena] "Abandoning all chance of happiness, 265 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:52,918 the heroine rebuffed the advances of the mysterious prince, 266 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:56,251 even though there was no hope with the stableboy, 267 00:13:56,251 --> 00:14:01,251 and her evil friend, Androgena, had been trampled by oxen." 268 00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:04,043 You know what? 269 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:07,209 Forget Todd, screw Andrea. 270 00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:10,084 You know what? I can do whatever the hell I want! 271 00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:14,209 "And with that, the heroine ran like the wind to the prince's chariot." 272 00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:18,209 Please, don't write what I do before I do it. It's just creepy. 273 00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,835 - "And still she ran!" - Stop it. 274 00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:23,793 Ooh! 275 00:14:31,585 --> 00:14:34,043 - OK. - OK what? 276 00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:35,418 OK. 277 00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:40,251 I mean, you seem nice enough. So why not? 278 00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:42,585 - Are you saying you'll marry me? - No. 279 00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:47,543 No, I'm saying that, you know, maybe you can buy me coffee sometime. 280 00:14:47,543 --> 00:14:50,585 A cup. Not a franchise. 281 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,543 I smell cupcakes. 282 00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:56,126 Are you so rich that you smell like cupcakes? 283 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:58,209 Yes, I am. 284 00:14:58,209 --> 00:15:01,209 - No. Roger's wife bakes cupcakes. - [chuckles] 285 00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:03,293 And someone's bad at sharing. 286 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:06,168 Anyway, here's what I'm thinking. We should go... 287 00:15:09,251 --> 00:15:11,043 Are you going to see Chapman? 288 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,209 I am not gonna take Stonehouse's workload 289 00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,209 just because his baby came early. 290 00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:17,626 I didn't ask his wife to do a 10K for cancer. 291 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,126 Do me a favor. 292 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,835 Tell him I am the perfect person for the job in New York. 293 00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:25,084 But then you'll be gone and I'm gonna be left here alone. 294 00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:29,002 No, you'll come visit. It's New York. It'll be fun. Come on. 295 00:15:29,918 --> 00:15:33,043 - All right. - Yeah. Get him! 296 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:35,209 [grunts] 297 00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:37,626 I know why you're here. What do you want me to do? 298 00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:39,585 The Stonehouse kid weighs two pounds. 299 00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:43,835 - Don't give Andrea the promotion. - Wow, did not see that coming. 300 00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:47,418 You girls. You see? That's why kittens can't share the same ball of yarn. 301 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:51,752 - [meows] I like it. - I just think that she's too valuable. 302 00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:54,209 To the company, I mean. 303 00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:55,835 - Done. - Thanks. 304 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,251 - What'd he say? - Oh, my God. 305 00:16:03,251 --> 00:16:05,251 I tried my best. 306 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:08,251 But he just... he doesn't want to lose you. 307 00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:10,209 That is so not fair. 308 00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:12,251 - He is so selfish. - I know. 309 00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:14,209 Honey, you're bummed. 310 00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:17,710 But, hey, I know someone who needs a trip to the Sweet Sugar Bake Shop. 311 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,084 Let's get you a cupcake. 312 00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:23,918 There's this soccer game in Madrid this weekend which you might enjoy. 313 00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:25,460 I've owned the team a year. 314 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:29,835 I thought if I bought a team I might not find soccer so dull, but no. 315 00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:31,793 I can't do this now. I've got to go. 316 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:34,918 Forget the soccer. We'll get a hot dog or something. 317 00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:38,209 No. No, I just have to take care of something. 318 00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:40,126 Rain check? 319 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:43,835 Yeah, sure. Whoa. 320 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:47,752 I can walk from here. Roger will take you wherever you want to go. 321 00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:49,251 Thank you. 322 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:56,002 Thanks. 323 00:16:56,002 --> 00:16:59,877 Hey, Roger? Do you know someplace called the Sweet Sugar Bake Shop? 324 00:17:20,543 --> 00:17:21,752 Hi. 325 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,251 I remembered that we would come here when we wanted to feel better. 326 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,002 I... I don't remember why, but... 327 00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:37,668 Look, I don't care if you hate me. 328 00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:41,126 No, no. You know what? I do care. 329 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,209 Because best friends aren't supposed to hate each other. 330 00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:47,585 I mean "best haters", who wants that, right? 331 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:52,084 I know that I should've told you earlier about Winston 332 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:55,835 but it just means that I was so scared to lose you. 333 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:59,168 Kind of like how you lost me when I came out of the coma 334 00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:01,209 a completely different person. 335 00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:07,376 I'm sorry that I never thought about how hard that must be on you. 336 00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:10,793 But, you know, I'm not gone. 337 00:18:12,002 --> 00:18:13,251 I'm here. 338 00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:16,084 I guess, if you want me. 339 00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:24,710 We sit here to smell the cupcakes. 340 00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:29,376 It's like eating them but with none of the calories. 341 00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:32,752 Hm? 342 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,209 Um, one more thing. 343 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:42,126 It's kind of funny, actually, uh... 344 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:46,460 Do you remember that job that you wanted in New York so badly? 345 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,251 - Yeah. - Yeah. 346 00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:51,752 - I kind of sabotaged it. - You did? 347 00:18:51,752 --> 00:18:54,251 But it was only because I didn't want to lose you. 348 00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:56,710 I'm really sorry. 349 00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:05,752 Yeah, well, I sort of killed a job for you in LA. 350 00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:07,209 - Really? - Yeah. 351 00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:10,126 You did that for me? 352 00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:12,918 We really do care about each other. 353 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,293 Oh. 354 00:19:16,126 --> 00:19:18,209 [Samantha] And our heroine realized that 355 00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:20,585 even as she waited for happily ever after, 356 00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:23,501 her friends would keep her company during the wait. 357 00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,418 Friends... 358 00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,752 ...and also a ration of the sweet cakes that came in the cups. 359 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:34,251 And so the beautiful, beautiful amnesiac 360 00:19:34,251 --> 00:19:36,376 decided to sit out for a chapter 361 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:40,209 and let the other characters do whatever the hell they want. She was tired. 362 00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:41,793 [doorbell rings] 363 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:45,043 [♪ Supertramp: Give A Little Bit] 364 00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:58,043 "Snap and shake." 365 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,251 [doorbell rings] 366 00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:15,084 Todd. 367 00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,626 - What are you doing here? - Who is this guy? 368 00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:18,752 Huh? 369 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,334 Are you kidding? 370 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:24,334 Oh! Nice shot, Mom. 371 00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,710 Maybe next time you can give me two more chins. 372 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,501 So who is he? 373 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:31,710 Just some billionaire who wants to marry me. No biggie. 374 00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:35,543 Look at this. Unbelievable. 375 00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:39,376 Yesterday you wanted me in your life and you're all over town with this guy? 376 00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:42,126 Um, you said that you never wanted to see me again. 377 00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:45,209 What do you want me to do? Sit around and not get married? 378 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,209 [Samantha] And with fire in his heart, 379 00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:49,543 the shy but smoldering stableboy 380 00:20:49,543 --> 00:20:52,501 yielded to the stunning blonde amnesiac. 381 00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:56,251 She was his destiny. 382 00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:59,251 Well, now look what you made me do. 383 00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:01,460 Damn it, Sam! 384 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,710 [Samantha] He was just too dense to know it yet.