1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:04,918 [Samantha] I was reading an article, by which I mean I was watching TV. 2 00:00:04,918 --> 00:00:08,043 It said happiness comes from realizing which things in life 3 00:00:08,043 --> 00:00:11,793 you just can't control, and then controlling them, even if it kills you. 4 00:00:11,793 --> 00:00:14,668 Might not have been the lesson. I was flipping around. 5 00:00:14,668 --> 00:00:17,668 - So how did you and Todd leave it? - Uh, we didn't. 6 00:00:17,668 --> 00:00:20,585 Because he did all the leaving. I know, he storms in the house, 7 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:23,585 he kisses me, yells at me and then he just left. 8 00:00:23,585 --> 00:00:25,752 Yeah, I got yelled at once by a guy 9 00:00:25,752 --> 00:00:30,376 right after he kissed me and my braces got stuck in his chewing gum. 10 00:00:30,376 --> 00:00:32,334 He was a bad therapist. 11 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:36,793 What do you think it means? Why would he do that? 12 00:00:36,793 --> 00:00:39,376 I couldn't sleep at all last night because of it. 13 00:00:39,376 --> 00:00:40,835 I'm sure he couldn't, either. 14 00:00:40,835 --> 00:00:43,501 Probably had sex with Chloe to calm himself down. 15 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:46,209 Great, glad I could really help their relationship. 16 00:00:46,209 --> 00:00:48,418 - Newly. - Mr. Chapman. 17 00:00:48,418 --> 00:00:51,418 Oh, God, my heart can't take this anymore. That's it. 18 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:55,460 You know what? That's it. I am not gonna care about anybody ever again. 19 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,793 - Sam, it's a dog. - What? 20 00:00:57,793 --> 00:00:59,251 You can't control love. 21 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:01,835 When I got my first Newfie, Newf Gingrich, 22 00:01:01,835 --> 00:01:05,793 I never took him on a walk. I was afraid he'd get off the leash and run away. 23 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:09,793 And he was miserable. Dogs are meant to get out, romp around, get messy, 24 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:13,418 eat their neighbor's tulips sometimes. It's part of their nature. 25 00:01:13,418 --> 00:01:15,960 - So let nature take its course? - Let your heart be a dog. 26 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:20,002 - My dad's mad about those tulips. - Call me when you talk to Todd. 27 00:01:22,835 --> 00:01:25,752 [electronic beeping] 28 00:01:39,877 --> 00:01:43,460 Your friend? I want her. Make it happen. 29 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:44,460 What? 30 00:01:52,752 --> 00:01:56,209 Um... you want to ask Dena out? 31 00:01:56,209 --> 00:01:58,543 - Problem? - Oh, God, so many. 32 00:01:58,543 --> 00:02:01,418 - You know what I did this morning? - No. 33 00:02:01,418 --> 00:02:05,043 I wrote the final alimony check to my ex-wife. 34 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:08,501 Should be celebration, like the day my dad settled out of court. 35 00:02:08,501 --> 00:02:12,043 But then I realized, the second the ink dried, that 36 00:02:12,043 --> 00:02:16,334 that was the last human connection... I had in the world. 37 00:02:16,334 --> 00:02:18,835 Now, I heard what your friend said about love. 38 00:02:18,835 --> 00:02:22,835 And that's the type of attitude that I need in my life. My heart's not a dog. 39 00:02:22,835 --> 00:02:26,002 - I mean, I wish it were a dog. - You know what, though? 40 00:02:26,002 --> 00:02:27,960 Dogs are... dogs are hard. 41 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,960 They're always dragging their butts across the floor... 42 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,168 So, what are you saying? Your bottom line is no? 43 00:02:33,168 --> 00:02:35,084 Everyone gets to be happy except me? 44 00:02:35,084 --> 00:02:39,418 - Well, I'm no philosopher... - You know what? Go to the mall. 45 00:02:39,418 --> 00:02:43,418 - Don't be mean. just because I'm a woman... - Your mall project. 46 00:02:43,418 --> 00:02:46,376 - My what? - The little $200 million development? 47 00:02:46,376 --> 00:02:48,793 Groundbreaking today? 48 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:52,043 My mall project. 49 00:02:52,043 --> 00:02:56,293 Right. No, I thought you said "small project." 50 00:02:56,293 --> 00:03:00,002 And... I don't do those. 51 00:03:00,002 --> 00:03:04,334 Chapman actually started to talk to me about his feelings. 52 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:08,002 It was like if the toaster started talking about the weather. 53 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:10,460 He actually expected me to set him up with Dena. 54 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,877 - Oh, do it! - What? No way. 55 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:17,293 Do it! Our best friend dates our boss, she becomes our pipeline. 56 00:03:17,293 --> 00:03:20,002 We start to mention things that we want, and bam, 57 00:03:20,002 --> 00:03:23,293 we've got those leather desk chairs that mold to the shape of your butt. 58 00:03:23,293 --> 00:03:27,002 No, no, I am not gonna pimp Dena out. I would never use somebody for that. 59 00:03:27,002 --> 00:03:29,835 And since when is she your best friend? 60 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,251 Who got up in the middle of the night to pick her up 61 00:03:32,251 --> 00:03:34,626 when her stupid car ran out of gas last month? 62 00:03:34,626 --> 00:03:37,043 Uh... me. 63 00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:40,168 So now all of a sudden you have a memory. That's very convenient. 64 00:03:40,168 --> 00:03:43,501 Good morning, Ms. Newly. Here's your hardhat and golden shovel. 65 00:03:43,501 --> 00:03:47,043 I get a hardhat? Oh, can you believe that this is all mine, 66 00:03:47,043 --> 00:03:51,418 - that I did this? - It's her! She did this! 67 00:03:51,418 --> 00:03:53,251 - Who are they? - Protesters. 68 00:03:53,251 --> 00:03:57,376 - Well, what are they protesting? - Butterfly killer! 69 00:03:57,376 --> 00:03:59,668 Oh, right. 70 00:03:59,668 --> 00:04:02,334 I'm just saying, as legal counsel, 71 00:04:02,334 --> 00:04:06,002 you are going to have problems if you build here. The impact report 72 00:04:06,002 --> 00:04:11,418 says that this is the habitat for some endangered blue butterfly. 73 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,960 - Parenting books, golf, Ohio. - What are you doing? 74 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,293 Oh, just listing other things that I couldn't give a crap about. 75 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,960 I am a killer. I have butterfly blood on my hands! 76 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,835 Oh, I don't think they have blood. They're like birds. 77 00:04:25,835 --> 00:04:28,752 I mean, this is my legacy? No, no, no. 78 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:30,126 That is not who I am anymore. 79 00:04:30,126 --> 00:04:33,126 I have to get to Chapman and tell him to call this thing off. 80 00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:36,626 Sure, you just need a way to pay back the $200 million. 81 00:04:36,626 --> 00:04:38,585 Maybe a bake sale. 82 00:04:38,585 --> 00:04:43,126 No, there's a way to get to him. There has to be. 83 00:04:43,126 --> 00:04:46,460 You know who needs to date more? You. 84 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:49,460 - What? - Yeah, you need a man. 85 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,960 I don't know. Dating is dangerous for me. 86 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,043 I get too close too fast, and then I get hurt. 87 00:04:56,043 --> 00:05:00,043 I'm like a sparrow that keeps flying into the same windowpane over and over 88 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:02,710 - and over and over and over... - [gasping] 89 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:04,418 Look who's here! 90 00:05:04,418 --> 00:05:08,002 Mr. Chapman! What a surprise! What's up? 91 00:05:08,002 --> 00:05:11,752 Dena, you remember Mr. Chapman? Chase? 92 00:05:11,752 --> 00:05:14,002 - Hello. - Hello, yourself. 93 00:05:14,002 --> 00:05:15,126 - Eyes up. - Yeah. 94 00:05:15,126 --> 00:05:16,710 Yeah. 95 00:05:20,002 --> 00:05:24,668 So, how was... how was Chapman after I left? 96 00:05:24,668 --> 00:05:27,877 Really nice. You always said what a creep he was. 97 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:29,585 Me? No. 98 00:05:29,585 --> 00:05:33,460 Yeah, remember you said, "He's so creepy. He's always so super creepy." 99 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:36,752 No. I... He is, oh, great. 100 00:05:36,752 --> 00:05:39,376 I know. I think so, too. I think I'm seeing him again. 101 00:05:39,376 --> 00:05:43,002 - Seeing who? - Who? Who, who let the owl in here? 102 00:05:43,002 --> 00:05:47,501 I might see you guys at work today. Chase asked me to stop by for lunch. 103 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:51,918 Oh, you know... 104 00:05:55,002 --> 00:05:56,918 OK, it is not the same. 105 00:05:56,918 --> 00:06:00,418 - You said we don't use our friends. - Not for chairs. 106 00:06:00,418 --> 00:06:03,334 If you want a butt chair, buy yourself a butt chair. 107 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:06,002 This is the only way that I can save a species. 108 00:06:06,002 --> 00:06:09,126 I am doing this because I care about the world. 109 00:06:09,126 --> 00:06:10,960 Oh, Sam, look. Todd. 110 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:16,668 Oh, God. Here we go. It's the first talk since the kiss. 111 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:20,501 It's going to be weird. What if we kiss again? Hey, do I have coffee breath? 112 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:23,043 - Yes. - I do? I need a mint. 113 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:29,168 - So you and Chapman, huh? - Yeah. It's kind of exciting. 114 00:06:29,168 --> 00:06:30,835 Oh! Ow! 115 00:06:30,835 --> 00:06:34,376 - What is it? - Oh, it's just my back. 116 00:06:34,376 --> 00:06:37,002 They have me sitting in these stupid chairs at work. 117 00:06:37,002 --> 00:06:39,543 Ow! 118 00:06:39,543 --> 00:06:43,002 - Well, hey. - Hey. How are you? 119 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,960 I'm good. I'm real good. 120 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,460 Well, you got a newspaper there, huh? 121 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:52,168 Any big news in your life there lately? 122 00:06:52,168 --> 00:06:54,043 Yeah. Yeah, pretty big. 123 00:06:54,043 --> 00:06:58,460 Really? How big? 124 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:03,960 I got a job as a freelancer at the paper. Look, that's my first photo. 125 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,334 I'm gonna go call my mom. 126 00:07:08,168 --> 00:07:10,002 And tell her you're a robot? 127 00:07:12,418 --> 00:07:15,002 - Hello. Where are you off to? - Out with Dena. 128 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:20,168 We are going to make topiaries. That's all I know. 129 00:07:20,168 --> 00:07:24,626 You're going to Clip Clip Hooray? You refused to go with me. 130 00:07:24,626 --> 00:07:28,293 - I guess it's cooler to go with Dena. - Trust me, it is not. 131 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:32,585 No, it's a long story. It's just, I'm trying to suck up to Dena... 132 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:35,002 Just do things with Dena that she likes to do, 133 00:07:35,002 --> 00:07:38,918 and she wants to give Chapman a topiary of his head. 134 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:43,043 Actually, it's not a long story because that's the story. 135 00:07:43,043 --> 00:07:46,418 Funk, now Chapman. That is two bosses you've let get away. 136 00:07:46,418 --> 00:07:49,002 How poor does a man have to be before you date him? 137 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,668 - Not really a good subject right now. - Why? 138 00:07:53,918 --> 00:07:56,002 Oh, sweetheart, what's wrong? 139 00:07:56,002 --> 00:07:59,918 - I kissed Todd the other night. - Well, of course you did. 140 00:07:59,918 --> 00:08:02,918 He makes, what, $800 a year? 141 00:08:02,918 --> 00:08:07,877 No, I saw him today and he acted like nothing ever happened. 142 00:08:07,877 --> 00:08:10,168 - Well, maybe it didn't. - It did happen. 143 00:08:10,168 --> 00:08:14,126 - Well, maybe you imagined it. - I did not imagine being kissed. 144 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:17,084 You suffered a very serious head injury. 145 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:20,585 I can't believe you guys wanted to come here. 146 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:24,626 - You never want to. - What? Uh-huh. Yeah, I always did. 147 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:27,460 I just... I never thought we could get in. 148 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:31,501 So, hey, look what I made. 149 00:08:31,501 --> 00:08:35,501 A... moose head. 150 00:08:35,501 --> 00:08:37,710 No, it's a butterfly! Yeah. 151 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:42,002 Oh, speaking of which, have I talked to you about my mall project? 152 00:08:42,002 --> 00:08:46,710 Hey, Deens, did you know an ergonomic chair can add ten years to your life? 153 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:50,002 Did you know that the Karner Blue Butterfly only breeds twice a year? 154 00:08:50,002 --> 00:08:52,084 You can get scoliosis from bad chairs. 155 00:08:52,084 --> 00:08:55,126 These butterflies can only survive on wild lupines. 156 00:08:55,126 --> 00:08:57,002 - Crazy, huh? - My grandma has a hump. 157 00:08:57,002 --> 00:08:59,835 - Save the butterflies! - Sam, what is going on? 158 00:08:59,835 --> 00:09:03,251 I'm upset. This mall project is gonna wipe out 159 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:07,043 an entire species of life from this planet, 160 00:09:07,043 --> 00:09:10,293 but no, please, let's hear more about your nana's hump. 161 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:13,460 - Oh, my. That's awful. - It is a big hump. 162 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:19,793 Yeah, I know. I know. But I just I don't have any idea how to talk to Mr. Chapman about it. 163 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:24,293 Well, uh, I don't know. Maybe... Maybe I could talk to him about it. 164 00:09:24,293 --> 00:09:27,376 Oh! Hmm... 165 00:09:27,376 --> 00:09:32,002 There's an idea. Yeah, I mean, if you... if you don't... if you don't mind. 166 00:09:32,002 --> 00:09:34,460 - You know, whatever. - Hey! 167 00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:38,376 I'm not here with you, I'm just here. 168 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:40,209 It's a free country. 169 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:41,668 Nice moose. 170 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:48,293 Well, hello. 171 00:09:48,293 --> 00:09:51,043 - Good morning. - Good morning. 172 00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:55,002 - And how are you? - Yes, you got a new chair. I see that. 173 00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:57,251 - How is it? - It hurts. Do you want it? 174 00:09:57,251 --> 00:10:01,293 - I'm going for the cappuccino maker. - No. But thank you, Dena. 175 00:10:01,293 --> 00:10:03,501 Let's go see what I've won. 176 00:10:07,835 --> 00:10:12,251 Hey! Hey! I just had to stop by to, um... 177 00:10:12,251 --> 00:10:14,418 Ah... You have... 178 00:10:14,418 --> 00:10:16,710 You have a little... Just... 179 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:20,251 Never mind. Did you talk to him about the mall project? 180 00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:22,002 I sure did. You bet. 181 00:10:22,002 --> 00:10:23,626 Thank you. Thank you. 182 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:25,710 He had some really good points. 183 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:29,418 Did you know that project is gonna inject cash into an impoverished area 184 00:10:29,418 --> 00:10:33,168 and create jobs and retail opportunities? 185 00:10:33,168 --> 00:10:36,918 - He really won me over. - Wait, it's still... 186 00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:38,626 - It's still happening? - Yeah. 187 00:10:45,626 --> 00:10:48,668 So bottom line it for me: does she like me or what? 188 00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:54,002 Hey, hey, look what I found. 189 00:10:54,002 --> 00:10:56,002 These are some old plans for the mall. 190 00:10:56,002 --> 00:11:00,002 And in some of them in the early ones, they don't have to kill the butterflies. 191 00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:02,460 So, if I can stall Chapman... Could you stop? 192 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:05,168 - Sorry, just making a cappuccino. - Yeah. 193 00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:08,626 You got your cappuccino machine. I'm glad this is working out. 194 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:12,793 But in my world, on Monday a bunch of bulldozers are killing butterflies. 195 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:16,002 So, what I need to do is I need to find a way that I can... 196 00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:18,710 I can make Chapman halt the project so I can review... 197 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,918 Now you're just playing with it. 198 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,043 Ooh! Hey, there. Mr. Chapman! 199 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:29,793 You are just the man that I wanted to see. I just found... 200 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:34,002 - What does Dena say about me? - ...alternate plans. 201 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:36,835 - I don't know. We don't discuss... - Sure, you do. 202 00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:40,043 Because here's the thing: I like her. 203 00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:43,002 I wrote a poem about her. Want to hear it? Check it out. 204 00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:50,376 "Here I go down this slippery slope, downward tumbling, softly mumbling..." 205 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:54,043 - I am just so uncomfortable. - What can I buy her? 206 00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:56,668 Women like stockings, right? I saw that in a play. 207 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:58,376 You see, Sam, here's the thing: 208 00:11:58,376 --> 00:12:01,334 I feel like I might be coming on a little too strong. 209 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:06,668 Last night we were sitting on her couch, and my hand might have gone somewhere, 210 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:10,002 but it was accidental. I was only trying to retrieve a quarter. 211 00:12:10,002 --> 00:12:11,334 Stop! 212 00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:18,877 Because... maybe you are. 213 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:21,002 Maybe... What? 214 00:12:21,002 --> 00:12:24,002 Coming on a little bit too strong, man. 215 00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:27,126 See, Dena, she has this pattern where, 216 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:31,043 if she starts to feel crowded, she just runs. 217 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,668 Am I crowding her? 218 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,710 Well, how will I know? Can you find out? 219 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,043 Well, maybe. 220 00:12:37,043 --> 00:12:39,960 But then you're gonna owe me, mister. 221 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,251 Crowding him? That's what he said? 222 00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:45,752 I was supposed to go see his band play and you're invited, too. 223 00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:49,793 Oh, darn, that would have been fun. Look, just back off a little bit. 224 00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:52,543 You know? Just show a little indifference. 225 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:56,918 I told you I do this, you know. I get too close too fast. 226 00:12:56,918 --> 00:13:00,126 Oh, God! I never should have given him the mug with my face on it. 227 00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:03,960 You were right. Never care. Never care! 228 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,793 It's like the windowpane. Here it comes again and again and again... 229 00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:11,002 Wait, no, no, no. Dena. Dena. Shh. Shh. Shh. Just listen to me. 230 00:13:11,002 --> 00:13:14,460 I can help you. You just need to do exactly what I say. 231 00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:18,877 OK, now she won't even return my phone calls 232 00:13:18,877 --> 00:13:21,043 and she didn't even come to see my band, 233 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:23,293 and I played cowbell on Sister Christian. 234 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:25,126 Mm... Hard song. 235 00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:29,002 Look, it's, um... it's a little bit worse than I thought. 236 00:13:29,002 --> 00:13:31,752 Her old boyfriend came into town. 237 00:13:31,752 --> 00:13:35,334 What? No! No! Sam, I blew it. 238 00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:38,002 I can't lose her. I miss her fingers. 239 00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:40,626 - I miss the way her skin tastes. - Anyway... 240 00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:43,960 - You have to help me get her back. - I don't want to get involved. 241 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,626 - You must. I will do anything. - Postpone the mall project. 242 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,710 I knew you were gonna say that. Done. 243 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:54,376 Hey, Dena? It worked. Yeah. Oh, God, yeah. 244 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:58,043 He misses you terribly. So you may answer his call. 245 00:13:58,043 --> 00:13:59,752 OK, bye. 246 00:14:01,835 --> 00:14:04,918 Yes, you are very pretty. But if I lose a friend over this, 247 00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:08,002 I am going to make a wind chime out of you and your entire family. 248 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:13,501 Where we first met. I love that you brought me here. 249 00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:17,168 Like it. I like it. I like it. 250 00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:19,501 - It's OK. - Yep. Scene of the crime. 251 00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:23,460 - See anything you like? - Oh, you know, whatever. 252 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,334 - I'm pretty indifferent. - Really? 253 00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:28,002 I'm thinking I'll have a salad. OK, who is he? 254 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:30,209 - What? - Sam told me not to say anything, 255 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:34,002 and I'm so sorry that I'm not really cool about everything, 256 00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:36,793 but I'm a human being. If you cut me, I bleed. 257 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:41,043 Doesn't even have to be the biggest cut. My body produces fewer clotting factors, 258 00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:44,293 - so the smallest bleeding... - What are you talking about? 259 00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:46,168 Coming! Coming, coming, gosh! 260 00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:48,752 - Shame on you! - Oh wow. 261 00:14:48,752 --> 00:14:51,168 So many of my conversations start out like that. 262 00:14:51,168 --> 00:14:53,710 You sold my heart for your job? 263 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:57,002 I'm supposed to be your friend, and you took advantage of me. 264 00:14:57,002 --> 00:15:00,002 I'm beginning to wonder if you even wanted to do topiary. 265 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:04,918 Dena, we could just spend all night trying to figure out who did what to who 266 00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:09,002 - and why... - You don't have to say why you did it. 267 00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:10,626 You did it because you could. 268 00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:15,793 I'm just glad that I still have one friend that I can count on. 269 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:19,043 Come on, Andrea, Chase is taking us to karaoke. 270 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,293 Karaoke? Yay! 271 00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:24,543 Whoo! [laughs] 272 00:15:24,543 --> 00:15:27,918 And Sam, Chase says the bulldozers roll in the morning. 273 00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:30,126 Yeah. 274 00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:34,002 - Karaoke with the boss. - [car engine starting] 275 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:37,002 - Could have been you. - [tires screeching] 276 00:15:40,002 --> 00:15:42,418 I figured I was the one who started this, 277 00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:46,460 so I'm here to give these butterflies a voice. 278 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:50,835 Or maybe they... they have voices. I really don't know. 279 00:15:50,835 --> 00:15:53,251 But if they do, they're probably pretty small, like, 280 00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:58,084 "Help us! We are here!" 281 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,960 I don't know. 282 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,209 But now we are here and no one is going to leave this spot 283 00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:08,710 until these butterflies are safe! Yes! 284 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:11,543 Except for you. And you, too. 285 00:16:11,543 --> 00:16:15,668 Hey! Wait a minute! Where are you going? Wait! 286 00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:19,543 The color scheme of the hallway and in the bedroom here? 287 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:23,002 I put it on the walls and on the wainscoting there. You like that? 288 00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:25,543 I thought... Isn't it pronounced wainscoting? 289 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:28,626 - I don't know what it's called. - I actually thought it... 290 00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,626 - [growling] - Uh... 291 00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:33,126 What? What? 292 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,376 Um... Them. 293 00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:37,418 - Oh, no, just ignore them. - Really? 294 00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:39,793 - Yeah. - Because they're staring at me. 295 00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:42,710 - They can't really see anything. - It's really unsexy. 296 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,043 I can do this. 297 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,251 If I turn on the TV, they'll go right to sleep. 298 00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,585 Chapman and Funk say nature is junk! 299 00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:53,126 I know I'm probably gonna lose my job over this. 300 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:56,002 - I don't care, because you know what? - It's Sam. 301 00:16:56,002 --> 00:17:00,126 You can't do a corrupting job and stay uncorrupted. 302 00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:05,460 And now I have let it corrupt my friendships. 303 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,168 You know I wrote you an erotic poem that... 304 00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:08,418 - Shh! - See, when you find something 305 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,418 that is beautiful and delicate in this world, 306 00:17:11,418 --> 00:17:14,002 you have to protect it. 307 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:17,543 Not just use it up and shove it aside... 308 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:21,543 ...just 'cause you can. 309 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,251 I forgive you, Sam. 310 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,918 - The dogs are sleeping now, so maybe... - I said "shh!" 311 00:17:34,877 --> 00:17:37,585 - [groaning] - Is that how we take care of our wings? 312 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:41,251 I know it's just a bulldozer scoop, 313 00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:45,126 but it does say a little something about how you were raised. 314 00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:49,752 - [shouting] Why are you here? - Well, you're all over the local news. 315 00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:53,835 I tuned in to see what dangers were lurking on my kitchen counters, 316 00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:56,877 - and there you were. - How did I look? 317 00:17:56,877 --> 00:18:00,002 You looked... natural. 318 00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:05,960 Like... like it suited you better. 319 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:11,126 - Better than what? - Better than that job of yours. 320 00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:18,710 When I first saw you on TV doing this, I... 321 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,710 I felt a real swell of pride. 322 00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:25,002 I didn't know what it was at first, it had been so long. 323 00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:28,126 I thought maybe I had gotten some bad sour cream or something, 324 00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:32,793 but... I'm very proud of you. 325 00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:36,835 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 326 00:18:36,835 --> 00:18:40,543 And for the scarf, because I was actually starting to get a little cold. 327 00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:45,002 It was not for the cold. On TV, your neck looked kind of crepe-y. 328 00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:53,043 [engine starting] 329 00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:55,168 Oh, God. 330 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,002 Oh, my God. This is it. 331 00:18:57,002 --> 00:19:00,251 This is it. Mom? Mom. 332 00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:01,460 Mom. 333 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,918 Mom! Wake up, wake up, wake up! 334 00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,585 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! This is new me. 335 00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:09,543 The new me. I'm taking a stand. I am making a difference 336 00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,752 right here in front of this bulldozer. 337 00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:14,126 Hey, what? Dude, dude, dude! What? 338 00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:19,460 Oh, for Pete's sake. 339 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,002 [♪ Night Ranger: Sister Christian] 340 00:19:22,002 --> 00:19:24,168 Sweetheart? Put the scarf on. 341 00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:31,376 So, yeah, the toughest part about being new and trying to change 342 00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:35,585 is figuring out which things are even in your power to control, 343 00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:37,460 and which things are not. 344 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:46,084 Just tell me, Frank. 345 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:50,501 I need to see Todd, so is Chloe up there or not? 346 00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:53,084 Because, you know, I just quit my job, 347 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:58,710 so... I can wait here all day. 348 00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:03,002 That's not very impressive. I wait here all day every day. 349 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,043 My feet hurt. 350 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,626 You! Stop! 351 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:18,209 You can see me. I'm not invisible. 352 00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:20,835 Look, um... 353 00:20:20,835 --> 00:20:24,002 Sorry I blew you off when I saw you the other day. I panicked. 354 00:20:24,002 --> 00:20:28,002 That wasn't my photo in the paper. I don't even have a job there. 355 00:20:28,002 --> 00:20:32,501 The truth is, I shouldn't have kissed you because I'm with Chloe 356 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:35,168 and I need to give that a chance, so... 357 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:50,126 Lose some sleep over that. 358 00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,543 Ha ha! 359 00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:58,960 It really is the hardest part: that despite our very best efforts, 360 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,877 some things just aren't meant to be, while things that are meant to be... 361 00:21:03,752 --> 00:21:05,752 ...they seem to find a way. 362 00:21:05,752 --> 00:21:08,376 Hey, there, cute little guy. Ooh. 363 00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:12,043 Oh, yeah. Yeah, better from far. Oh, yeah, way better.