1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,293 [Samantha] Every day, the world sends you messages. 2 00:00:03,293 --> 00:00:06,710 Signals. Some of those signals are easy. 3 00:00:06,710 --> 00:00:08,334 A store is having a sale. 4 00:00:08,334 --> 00:00:11,293 Return address labels will cure cancer. 5 00:00:11,293 --> 00:00:13,084 We will shut off your phone. 6 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:19,585 But some signals are harder to read. 7 00:00:24,668 --> 00:00:26,002 "Hey." 8 00:00:28,084 --> 00:00:30,334 "Hey." 9 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:33,710 Hey, I miss you and I'd love to see you at my show. 10 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:36,668 Hey, come to the show. Let's make Chloe jealous. 11 00:00:36,668 --> 00:00:39,168 Hey! I'm having a show. Do not come. 12 00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:41,168 Hey, I ordered too many invitations, 13 00:00:41,168 --> 00:00:43,460 and I'm sending them to everybody I know. 14 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,460 Hey, have a good summer! I hope we have classes next year! 15 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:49,710 Hey, ever since I got hit by a car, I talk to myself an awful lot. 16 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:51,418 How long have you been there? 17 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,585 I watch you sometimes. 18 00:00:53,585 --> 00:00:55,543 You have a head injury. I worry. 19 00:00:55,543 --> 00:00:58,334 - All right, should I go? - Sweetheart, you can't go. 20 00:00:58,334 --> 00:01:00,710 No. Thank you. You're right. I am not going. 21 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:02,668 But you have to go. 22 00:01:02,668 --> 00:01:05,835 Your brain damage is a little bit different than mine, isn't it? 23 00:01:05,835 --> 00:01:07,668 What signal do you want to send? 24 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:11,543 If you don't, it says, "I'm not over you and can't bear to see you with Chloe." 25 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:14,668 If you go, it says, "I'm not over you but can't bear to be apart." 26 00:01:14,668 --> 00:01:17,626 What if he's found with this crammed down his throat? 27 00:01:17,626 --> 00:01:22,293 - Don't do that, I need the address. - What? You're going? 28 00:01:22,293 --> 00:01:24,043 Hey, I didn't sleep with him. 29 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:27,460 God, I cannot believe that he has dumped this in my lap. 30 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:28,668 I'm not gonna go. 31 00:01:28,668 --> 00:01:30,460 And just so there's no confusion 32 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:32,084 of the signal that I'm sending, 33 00:01:32,084 --> 00:01:34,668 I'm going to go tell him face to face I'm not going 34 00:01:34,668 --> 00:01:38,793 because I have moved on and I have better things to do that night! 35 00:01:38,793 --> 00:01:40,168 Hey. 36 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,251 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 37 00:01:46,209 --> 00:01:49,501 So is he coming down or what? Here, call him again. 38 00:01:49,501 --> 00:01:53,209 Because for some reason I'm not welcome into the apartment that I own. 39 00:01:53,209 --> 00:01:57,668 Maybe because you tried to destroy his relationship with Chloe. 40 00:01:57,668 --> 00:01:59,877 I don't know, I'm not a mind reader. 41 00:01:59,877 --> 00:02:02,043 Oh, did I tell you? 42 00:02:02,043 --> 00:02:05,293 He invited me to his gallery show! 43 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,710 He invited me too. 44 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,168 But sadly, I teach comedy traffic school that night. 45 00:02:09,168 --> 00:02:12,793 Well, you know what? I'm not going either. I don't care if he begs me. 46 00:02:12,793 --> 00:02:16,501 And I don't care what it says to anyone, because I've moved on, 47 00:02:16,501 --> 00:02:18,668 and I am A-OK. 48 00:02:18,668 --> 00:02:21,877 - Or maybe you love him. - Stop it! Shut up! 49 00:02:21,877 --> 00:02:25,084 - Why do you do that? - They won't let me listen to the radio. 50 00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:28,752 You! 51 00:02:37,002 --> 00:02:39,209 - Hey, Sam. What's up? - Hey. 52 00:02:39,209 --> 00:02:43,002 I got your little invitation challenge to your show. 53 00:02:43,002 --> 00:02:46,418 Yeah, about that... um... 54 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:50,043 Chloe kind of found out I sent you an invitation and... 55 00:02:50,043 --> 00:02:52,168 ...strongly suggested you don't come. 56 00:02:52,168 --> 00:02:53,460 - Chloe did? - Yeah. 57 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:55,543 She just kind of thinks that the feelings 58 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:56,752 might be a little raw still. 59 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:58,126 I don't know. 60 00:02:58,126 --> 00:03:02,209 And that maybe you're not... over me. 61 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:03,793 Over you? 62 00:03:03,793 --> 00:03:06,668 [laughing] 63 00:03:06,668 --> 00:03:10,168 I am so over you. Yeah. 64 00:03:10,168 --> 00:03:13,501 No, I'm actually gonna be at your little show with a date. 65 00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:14,668 A date? 66 00:03:14,668 --> 00:03:16,668 Oh, I'm sorry, that I haven't filled you in 67 00:03:16,668 --> 00:03:19,334 on all the details of my life, but, 68 00:03:19,334 --> 00:03:23,668 while I was so busy getting over you, I actually met someone, 69 00:03:23,668 --> 00:03:26,793 and it has turned into something real. 70 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:31,168 And his name is Rance, and he's very comfortable with himself, 71 00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:33,501 and he has nothing to prove. 72 00:03:33,501 --> 00:03:37,877 So I will see you at the shi-zow. OK? 73 00:03:41,668 --> 00:03:43,126 - "Rance"? - I know! 74 00:03:52,293 --> 00:03:55,084 Oh, I'm so stupid. 75 00:03:55,084 --> 00:03:58,084 I'll tell him Rance got called into surgery and can't go. 76 00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:00,835 - Oh, he's a doctor now. - Yes, he's a doctor. 77 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:02,793 And now I am going to the show alone. 78 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:05,501 Alone? Why don't you just go with a million cats? 79 00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:08,084 - Maybe I will. - You won't catch me at an art show. 80 00:04:08,084 --> 00:04:11,626 I don't like art. Makes me feel things. I don't like to feel things. 81 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,501 You're feeling things right now. 82 00:04:13,501 --> 00:04:17,418 Excuse me. I'm the boyfriend. Deal with it. 83 00:04:17,418 --> 00:04:21,668 God, as my boss, there's got to be some kind of line he's crossing here, right? 84 00:04:21,668 --> 00:04:25,084 - It's not happening if you don't look. - Like poverty. 85 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:29,084 You know what? I can do this. I can do this. 86 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:31,126 Because, you know, I'm attractive. 87 00:04:31,126 --> 00:04:35,002 Right? All this, you know, up in here. 88 00:04:35,002 --> 00:04:37,084 - I could get a guy by tomorrow. - A hot guy. 89 00:04:37,084 --> 00:04:39,084 Right. A hot guy. A hot guy. 90 00:04:39,084 --> 00:04:42,668 "Check it out, dude, I'm bringing a hot guy to your gallery show." 91 00:04:42,668 --> 00:04:45,752 A hot guy will seem like you're trying to make Todd jealous. 92 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,835 Loser guy. I'm bringing a loser guy to the gallery show. 93 00:04:48,835 --> 00:04:51,084 No. If I see a hot chick with a loser guy, 94 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:55,168 it's like she's saying, "Hey. Hey, check me out. Try me, I'm gettable." 95 00:04:55,168 --> 00:04:58,960 - I'm right in there. - I'd kill her. Look at me. I will. 96 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,418 Mm. Come here, breakfast. 97 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:03,251 And there goes mine. 98 00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:09,084 Oh, look, there's a hot guy. Trip him. 99 00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:12,126 I don't want to have a hot guy. I want a non-threatening, 100 00:05:12,126 --> 00:05:16,251 but not pathetic, perfectly average run-of-the-mill Rance. 101 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:19,084 That's why we're going to a bookstore. Once inside, 102 00:05:19,084 --> 00:05:22,918 look for a guy who's buying Marley & Me. That means he's got a soul. 103 00:05:22,918 --> 00:05:28,002 Or a boyfriend. Look, you do not need to cruise a bookstore for a date. 104 00:05:28,002 --> 00:05:31,126 Go with this guy I know, the most vicious art critic in Chicago. 105 00:05:31,126 --> 00:05:35,126 - It will destroy Todd. - I don't want to destroy Todd. 106 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,376 Well, then I'm lost here. 107 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:42,793 It's OK, Andrea. You know, I'm probably just better at this because, 108 00:05:42,793 --> 00:05:46,376 you know, I'm in a relationship and you're not. 109 00:05:46,376 --> 00:05:50,084 And, you know, it's kind of a give and take... OK. 110 00:06:02,168 --> 00:06:03,835 Ooh. 111 00:06:05,002 --> 00:06:07,084 Ooh. Ooh! 112 00:06:07,084 --> 00:06:09,918 - Excuse me, could you reach this? - I don't work here. 113 00:06:09,918 --> 00:06:12,626 Well, that's too bad because it was a book on manners! 114 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,126 What? 115 00:06:27,168 --> 00:06:29,043 Carry on. 116 00:06:36,251 --> 00:06:38,668 So, what are you reading? 117 00:06:40,168 --> 00:06:42,126 "Controlling Your Anger." 118 00:06:43,793 --> 00:06:46,293 Step one, don't look at the prices in this place. 119 00:06:46,293 --> 00:06:48,293 Am I right? Am I right? 120 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:58,126 Oh, excuse me, miss. Miss? Hi. Can you just put that back? Please. 121 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,543 - Why? Do you want it? - No, I just... Can you put it back? 122 00:07:01,543 --> 00:07:05,126 You're not buying it, you're just spending some quality time with it? 123 00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:08,960 Look, as a favor to me, can you just put it back? 124 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,543 Oh, to you? Well, if it's for you, after all you've done for me. 125 00:07:12,543 --> 00:07:15,501 - Just... Can you just give it to me? - Hey, do not grab! 126 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:18,501 - Oh, do not push. - Oh, I just did. 127 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:22,043 She the one who started it! She's the... Oh, forget it! 128 00:07:22,043 --> 00:07:24,002 Nobody reads anymore anyway! 129 00:07:24,002 --> 00:07:26,710 This place is going to be a yogurt shop in two months! 130 00:07:29,251 --> 00:07:31,293 [man] Damn it! 131 00:07:31,293 --> 00:07:33,418 Come on. 132 00:07:33,418 --> 00:07:35,084 Damn it. 133 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:36,877 If you're trying to break into this car, 134 00:07:36,877 --> 00:07:39,084 you're drawing a lot of attention. 135 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:43,126 Anyone can get in with a key. I like to give myself a challenge. 136 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:47,126 Yeah, but that's not going to work. You've got that thingy bent all wrong. 137 00:07:47,126 --> 00:07:48,126 [sarcastic laughter] 138 00:07:48,126 --> 00:07:50,877 You just said "thingy." You're disqualified. 139 00:07:52,543 --> 00:07:57,168 I don't want to sound sexist, but you're in my sandbox here. 140 00:07:57,168 --> 00:07:59,960 OK, here we go. Almost got it. 141 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,084 - Almost got it. - [Samantha] Got it. 142 00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:13,376 Do you like photography? 143 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:18,084 - [music playing] - [murmuring] 144 00:08:18,084 --> 00:08:20,835 Look at all these city people here at Todd's show. 145 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:23,418 I'll bet someone in here's a bisexual. 146 00:08:23,418 --> 00:08:25,251 - These photos are not good. - Shh! 147 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:27,793 Howard! What would you know? 148 00:08:27,793 --> 00:08:31,418 The only pictures you like are the ones on the menu that help you order. 149 00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:33,043 What about that one? 150 00:08:33,043 --> 00:08:34,376 [blows a raspberry] 151 00:08:34,376 --> 00:08:36,334 Oh, I should have left you in the car. 152 00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,168 Art should challenge you. 153 00:08:38,168 --> 00:08:41,877 If I'm going to pay $12 for parking, art should make me think. 154 00:08:41,877 --> 00:08:43,501 I'm not thinking, Regina! 155 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:46,043 Well, don't let that stop you from talking. 156 00:08:48,543 --> 00:08:51,752 - Hey. - Hey. Good. You're here. 157 00:08:51,752 --> 00:08:55,084 Do I look OK? Your message was a little confusing. 158 00:08:55,084 --> 00:08:58,877 I haven't been to many art shows, but I've never heard of casual average. 159 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:02,002 Yeah. No, it's good. It's good. You're not too dressed up, 160 00:09:02,002 --> 00:09:04,126 and the sweater, it's a little pilly. 161 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,585 It's perfect. Perfect. 162 00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:09,877 Let's go look at some art. 163 00:09:17,835 --> 00:09:19,084 Todd! 164 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,084 Sam's here. 165 00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:24,752 You told me you told her not to come. 166 00:09:24,752 --> 00:09:27,002 - I did. - Well, then, wha...? 167 00:09:27,002 --> 00:09:28,626 Can we not do this now? 168 00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:31,126 I have a lot on my mind. It is my first gallery show. 169 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:36,126 [whining] Baby, let's just get out of here. 170 00:09:37,752 --> 00:09:40,918 Buildings. Buildings. 171 00:09:40,918 --> 00:09:42,626 Buildings. 172 00:09:43,585 --> 00:09:46,126 OK, now we're talking. 173 00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:48,126 Oh, well, sure you like that one. 174 00:09:48,126 --> 00:09:50,460 - It's a naked woman. - That's not why I like it. 175 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:53,543 There's an overall theme. There's an intimacy to it. 176 00:09:53,543 --> 00:09:56,084 That's what artists do. They get models drunk, 177 00:09:56,084 --> 00:09:59,084 loosen their inhibitions and have sex. You saw Titanic. 178 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:01,084 I don't like it because of the sex. 179 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,084 There's an idea, a point of view. 180 00:10:03,084 --> 00:10:05,084 There's a mole. That's our daughter. 181 00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:07,293 Oh, my God! 182 00:10:10,084 --> 00:10:13,168 Could you excuse me for one second? Hey. 183 00:10:13,168 --> 00:10:16,376 Great choice. This is gonna kill Todd. 184 00:10:16,376 --> 00:10:18,251 I don't want to kill Todd, all right? 185 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,168 Because if he's dead then he can't see how OK I am. 186 00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:24,460 Well, meet Cameron. The art critic I told you about. 187 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:27,334 - The vicious one? - Yeah, this is gonna kill Todd. 188 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:30,293 - We're not killing Todd! - This is not artisanal cheese. 189 00:10:30,293 --> 00:10:34,002 You're mad. Take it out on the photos. 190 00:10:34,002 --> 00:10:36,084 This Craig looks familiar. Do I know him? 191 00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:37,501 Oh, God. Did you sleep with him? 192 00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:39,877 Oh, please. He's wearing a Swatch. 193 00:10:39,877 --> 00:10:42,418 - Where's Dena by the way? - Oh, I don't know. 194 00:10:42,418 --> 00:10:45,960 Oh, I gave her the address myself. 195 00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:55,084 - Hello? - It's limiting, confining! This is art! 196 00:10:55,084 --> 00:10:57,960 You are not a photograph. 197 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,084 Is this the Rawlston Gallery? 198 00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:04,251 There is no freedom! There are no choices! This is art! 199 00:11:05,877 --> 00:11:08,668 Andrea! God. 200 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,251 I hope she didn't get lost. 201 00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:13,501 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 202 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:17,626 I spent five minutes trying to understand a picture called Coat Check, 203 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:20,376 until I realized it was a sign for the coat check. 204 00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:24,084 - Can I take your coat? - Yeah, sure. Thanks. 205 00:11:25,376 --> 00:11:27,543 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Just wait. 206 00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:31,126 Now. 207 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:36,251 Oh, no, it's OK. It's caught around my purse. 208 00:11:36,251 --> 00:11:38,710 - It's OK. I got it. - I've got to get the purse. 209 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:43,084 - I... Just let go. Just relax. - Just let go. 210 00:11:43,084 --> 00:11:45,668 God, did you see her ankle bracelet? What a whore. 211 00:11:45,668 --> 00:11:47,668 I'm glad I slept with her boyfriend. 212 00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:49,501 - You almost had to. - I know, right? 213 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,126 - What? - Hey! Oh! 214 00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:53,460 - Let go! - You let go! I just got that! 215 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,460 You are strong! I thought you were older. 216 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:59,376 Older? What? Oh, crap. 217 00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:02,626 Oh, I know! I wanted to borrow that one. 218 00:12:08,501 --> 00:12:10,002 This is not happening. 219 00:12:10,002 --> 00:12:12,460 I brought a mugger to Todd's show! 220 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:15,126 Bad boys are hot. It's going to kill Todd. 221 00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:18,293 - Andrea, he might actually kill Todd. - Just call the police. 222 00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:21,668 Yeah, have them come arrest my new boyfriend, who I know so well. 223 00:12:21,668 --> 00:12:23,668 No, I'm just gonna find him, 224 00:12:23,668 --> 00:12:25,835 get him out of here and then call the police. 225 00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:27,293 This is gonna be hard to hear. 226 00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:29,626 You're probably not having sex tonight. 227 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:35,168 I didn't tell you this because I thought you weren't going to come, 228 00:12:35,168 --> 00:12:37,585 but we are actually on a scavenger hunt. 229 00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:41,626 The first thing we were to get was a cheap glass of wine from an art gallery, 230 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:45,835 and now what we need to find is a policeman's cap. So let's go. 231 00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:49,334 Oh, hey, guys. 232 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,251 - Hey. - Sam. 233 00:12:51,251 --> 00:12:54,043 Todd, oh, my God, it's so crazy to see you. 234 00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:57,293 - At my art show? - We love it. We love it! 235 00:12:57,293 --> 00:13:01,293 The two of us. Yeah. Me and, uh, my lover. 236 00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:03,293 Chloe, Sam brought a date. They're dating. 237 00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:05,710 Really? For how long? 238 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,793 Don't answer that. You writing a book? 239 00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:09,376 Hi. You must be Rance. 240 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:12,084 - Ran... - Rance Rance Crazy Pants. 241 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:15,334 Yep, that's what they call him down at the workplace. 242 00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:18,376 - And where's that? - No one knows. 243 00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:21,918 - I manage a jazz club. - Likely story. 244 00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:24,126 - What? - I likey story. 245 00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:25,752 I likey. I like it a lot. 246 00:13:25,752 --> 00:13:27,752 My boyfriend. Would you excuse us? 247 00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:30,543 We're going to go and enjoy the art by the exit. 248 00:13:33,293 --> 00:13:35,626 - "Rance"? - Just ignore him. 249 00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:38,418 Artists. They've all got syphilis, makes them crazy. 250 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,960 Why am I the one explaining myself? 251 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,752 Did I do something wrong here? 252 00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:45,168 I don't know, does this ring a bell? 253 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,501 We're not on a scavenger hunt, are we? 254 00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:52,293 Three years ago, in the park, next to the Zebra Bar, 255 00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:55,043 you ripped one of these out of my hands! 256 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,752 So, what do you have to say about that? 257 00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:00,334 It's possible. 258 00:14:01,835 --> 00:14:05,918 OK, I... need a minute 259 00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:09,376 because I only had something to say if you had said, "No, I did not." 260 00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:11,293 Just, um... 261 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:15,002 - Take your time. - Yeah. 262 00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:18,168 There is nothing new! There is no innovation. This is art! 263 00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:20,084 I try to be nice to Andrea, 264 00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:22,835 I invite her to lunch with Sam at the Souplantation. 265 00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:26,084 There are no possibilities! There is no truth! 266 00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:28,293 - This is... - No! No! There's no truth 267 00:14:28,293 --> 00:14:30,710 because she's always lying! 268 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,585 There is no meaning! There is no point... 269 00:14:33,585 --> 00:14:37,293 Yeah! Yeah, there's no point in trying to push me aside. 270 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:41,126 Because I have spent the last 20 years waiting to be friends with Sam again. 271 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:43,460 If Andrea thinks she's gonna get in between us, 272 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,626 I will twist her head off like a bottle top. 273 00:14:45,626 --> 00:14:47,168 Will you just shut up! 274 00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,877 I am the only one who's supposed to be talking here. 275 00:14:49,877 --> 00:14:54,293 The Rawlston Gallery is run by morons, 276 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:58,293 and they would never get what I do, but they are at Eighteenth and Halsted. 277 00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:00,543 So will you just get out of here! 278 00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:03,043 Thank you. 279 00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:05,793 I really hope somebody buys you. 280 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:08,084 I'm not for sale... Get out of here! 281 00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:12,126 [Samantha] Wow. 282 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:16,209 So you just woke up one day and decided to stop stealing? 283 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:19,209 No, you were the last person I robbed, actually. 284 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,626 Oh, really. 285 00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:23,960 Was it something in my eyes that inspired you to change? 286 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,543 No, no, you wouldn't let go of your purse, I separated my shoulder. 287 00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:29,293 My arm was in a sling for weeks. 288 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:32,293 I didn't have insurance, so I had to use a paper bag. 289 00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:34,209 I'm sorry. 290 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:37,168 That's OK. So yeah, I've changed, 291 00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:40,501 but people really don't believe that's possible, so... 292 00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:48,460 - I do. - What? 293 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,293 Believe that people can change. 294 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,543 You want to stick around? Eat something? 295 00:15:57,543 --> 00:16:00,126 - You sure? - Yeah. 296 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:04,376 Oh, just for the record, 297 00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:08,376 that was your car that we were breaking into, right? 298 00:16:09,543 --> 00:16:11,293 Yes, it was. 299 00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:14,209 Whew! It was just... 300 00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:18,209 Nothing to see here. Keep it moving, fellas. Keep it moving. 301 00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:20,668 I forgive the artist for all his other sins here. 302 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:23,251 This photograph is transcendent. 303 00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,585 You want a punch in the nose? 304 00:16:26,835 --> 00:16:30,084 Howard. Howard, what are you doing? 305 00:16:30,084 --> 00:16:33,084 I protected her body on prom night, I'm protecting it now. 306 00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:35,960 - I have news for you about prom night. - What? 307 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,460 Nothing. 308 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:42,626 [laughing loudly] 309 00:16:46,002 --> 00:16:47,543 Can I get you a refill? 310 00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:51,168 [continues laughing] 311 00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:52,168 Thank you. 312 00:16:54,626 --> 00:16:57,877 - I thought you were getting rid of him. - He said he's changed. 313 00:16:57,877 --> 00:17:01,293 And I believe him. If I can't believe that someone's changed, 314 00:17:01,293 --> 00:17:03,418 how can I expect anyone to believe I have? 315 00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:06,334 Did he threaten your family? You don't really like them. 316 00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:08,293 I'm serious. 317 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,084 Wouldn't it be crazy if, in pretending to be moving on, 318 00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:12,877 that I actually was moving on? 319 00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:15,460 Because, you know what, I kind of like him. 320 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:18,168 [alarm sounding] 321 00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,293 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It's my date! 322 00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:23,960 It's my date! He's a thief! Stop him! He's a thief! He's a... 323 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,960 I was just trying to hide it! I'm tired of people ogling my daughter! 324 00:17:30,126 --> 00:17:31,585 Sam? 325 00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:37,543 So you still think I'm a thief. 326 00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:39,293 A thief? 327 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:42,835 A thief who stole my heart! 328 00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:44,293 [nervous laughter] 329 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:46,293 We can go whenever you want. 330 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,543 No, please stay. 331 00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:56,835 Look, until the accusation thing, we were having such a good time. 332 00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:58,710 No, I think I should go. 333 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,585 I think I need to date people I haven't robbed. 334 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,084 And still no apology for that. 335 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:10,251 You two have shamed me in front of the Chicago art world. 336 00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:13,752 I have bought eight of Todd's photos out of pure embarrassment. 337 00:18:13,752 --> 00:18:15,710 I hope you like silhouettes of trees. 338 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,668 I'm sorry, Dad. 339 00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:23,084 Pretty humiliating night for both of us, huh? 340 00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:25,460 No. Just you. 341 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,543 It's a naked picture of your ex-girlfriend! 342 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:35,002 Look, I only put it in the show to sell it. To make money. 343 00:18:35,002 --> 00:18:38,835 - To buy you a present. - Oh, shut up, Todd, you still want her. 344 00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:41,543 - Why can't you admit it? - Because it's not true! 345 00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:44,752 Yeah? Well, if you love me so much, where's my naked picture? 346 00:18:44,752 --> 00:18:48,585 Huh? I mean, am I not a fitting enough subject for your art? 347 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,209 Are these babies not good enough for you? 348 00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,918 [buttons clatter on floor] 349 00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:25,710 You brought a mugger to my show? 350 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:28,793 Yeah, well, I was going to bring a serial killer, 351 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,585 but his van broke down. 352 00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:36,043 - I mean, you can date whoever you want. - I'm not dating. 353 00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:39,084 I know. I get it. 354 00:19:39,084 --> 00:19:42,334 What about you, smart guy? Did you think this one through? 355 00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:44,710 Well, I have a right to display my art. 356 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:47,710 Oh, give it up. I'm gonna have to side with Chloe on this one. 357 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:50,877 I wanted it in my show. It's my best picture. 358 00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:57,710 There's a red dot on it, who bought it? Oh, God, that feels weird. 359 00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:02,084 Nobody bought it. 360 00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:03,918 I didn't want anyone else to have it, 361 00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:07,460 so I put a "sold" sticker on it. 362 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:13,877 Uh-oh. 363 00:20:13,877 --> 00:20:15,084 Yeah. 364 00:20:16,668 --> 00:20:17,877 Maybe. 365 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:22,126 [Dena] Out of my way! 366 00:20:22,126 --> 00:20:24,918 You! 367 00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:27,251 Oh, poo, you're late. 368 00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,084 Sorry, you missed all the fun. 369 00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:32,002 Oh, not really. I brought my own fun. 370 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:37,376 Andrea, come in early tomorrow. I want to show you your new office. 371 00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:41,710 You're going to like it. If you need to make a copy, it's super convenient. 372 00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:45,460 OK, so you don't like practical jokes. It's good to know. 373 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,293 That's how a friendship grows! 374 00:20:49,543 --> 00:20:52,251 Come on, I'll walk you out. 375 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,501 [Samantha] Signals are like art. 376 00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:57,251 The meaning can be interpreted in countless ways. 377 00:20:57,251 --> 00:21:00,126 Like that statue of a giant clothespin. 378 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,710 Actually, no one knows what that one means. 379 00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:05,710 But sometimes a signal is nothing like art. 380 00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,960 Its meaning is crystal clear. 381 00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:13,710 - Do you have your valet ticket? - Yeah, I have it right here. 382 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:16,209 That bastard stole my wallet, I can't believe it! 383 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,752 Oh, here it is. 384 00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:18,752 OK, got it.