1 00:00:00,209 --> 00:00:01,376 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 2 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:04,043 SAM [IN VOICEOVER]: We make like a million decisions every day. 3 00:00:04,043 --> 00:00:05,460 Some big and some small. 4 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:07,543 And it's not always obvious which is which. 5 00:00:07,543 --> 00:00:09,752 Like this one. We've all been there. 6 00:00:09,752 --> 00:00:14,334 Whether to tell your new boyfriend that you still live with your ex-boyfriend. 7 00:00:14,334 --> 00:00:17,877 Could be as big as a freight train or as tiny as an electric car. 8 00:00:17,877 --> 00:00:19,084 SAM: Whoo. 9 00:00:19,084 --> 00:00:20,543 [CHUCKLES] 10 00:00:20,543 --> 00:00:22,835 I just love driving in your little toy car. 11 00:00:22,835 --> 00:00:24,918 It's like riding in a snow globe. 12 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,752 So can I come up this time? 13 00:00:28,752 --> 00:00:30,002 Up where? 14 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:31,460 Stairs? 15 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:32,877 Upstairs? 16 00:00:32,877 --> 00:00:35,543 No, I'm not ready yet. 17 00:00:35,543 --> 00:00:37,710 You remember that we already slept together, right? 18 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:41,877 Yeah. No, no, I'm just not ready for you to just see it. 19 00:00:41,877 --> 00:00:44,168 All messy and stuff. 20 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:46,002 It's like a guy lives there. Heh. 21 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:49,293 I just-- I have this desire 22 00:00:49,293 --> 00:00:51,002 just to know 23 00:00:51,002 --> 00:00:52,918 everything 24 00:00:52,918 --> 00:00:54,002 about you. 25 00:00:58,376 --> 00:01:03,168 Let me just check with Frank about a package I was expecting. 26 00:01:06,626 --> 00:01:08,168 Frank? 27 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,168 Question. 28 00:01:10,168 --> 00:01:15,168 Has that package from the Todd Company arrived yet? 29 00:01:15,168 --> 00:01:19,960 You know, the one that would make it too crowded 30 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,168 for Owen to come upstairs? 31 00:01:23,168 --> 00:01:25,376 You know, the tall--? 32 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:28,501 Yes, I understand what package you mean. 33 00:01:28,501 --> 00:01:31,668 Oh, right, right, right. 34 00:01:33,752 --> 00:01:36,460 Hooh. Brr. It's cold out there. 35 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:39,209 We could use some global warming right about now, huh? 36 00:01:40,877 --> 00:01:44,626 So, what do you say, should I plug this thing in and we go upstairs? 37 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:47,626 Oh, you quit that sexy talk. 38 00:01:47,626 --> 00:01:48,918 No. 39 00:01:48,918 --> 00:01:50,460 Next time, okay? 40 00:01:56,918 --> 00:02:00,501 Andrea, you're always saying you have excellent taste. 41 00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:02,002 What do you think? 42 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:03,960 I think you're very lonely. 43 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,960 I'm photographing the fundraiser calendar for the Newfie Rescue. 44 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:10,209 What makes a better April, huh? 45 00:02:10,209 --> 00:02:11,835 Mr. Cellophane dressed as the Easter bunny-- 46 00:02:11,835 --> 00:02:13,043 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 47 00:02:13,043 --> 00:02:16,376 Oh, that's so weird. I was just about to fake a phone call. 48 00:02:16,376 --> 00:02:17,710 Hello, Andrea. It's Seth. 49 00:02:17,710 --> 00:02:19,168 - Don't hang up, please-- ANDREA: Seth, 50 00:02:19,168 --> 00:02:20,835 I told you to stop calling me. 51 00:02:20,835 --> 00:02:23,002 No, you already gave me Tony Dane's phone number. 52 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:27,043 So unless you turn into an even more famous basketball player and I go blind, 53 00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:28,543 I don't need you anymore. 54 00:02:28,543 --> 00:02:30,043 - Get them away from me. - Okay. 55 00:02:30,043 --> 00:02:31,334 - Hey. ANDREA: Put them away. 56 00:02:31,334 --> 00:02:33,877 Hey. So... 57 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:37,626 Listen, last night Todd and Owen almost ran into each other, again. 58 00:02:37,626 --> 00:02:41,376 And I was like, "I cannot keep up this charade any longer." 59 00:02:41,376 --> 00:02:45,501 So I decided I'm gonna come clean, I'm gonna tell them both. 60 00:02:45,501 --> 00:02:47,668 Thank you. Thank you. 61 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,084 - I'm so relieved. - Who are you gonna tell first? 62 00:02:51,668 --> 00:02:55,002 You couldn't let me just have that for one second, could you? 63 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:05,460 Wow, you look stunning tonight. 64 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:06,752 Ew. 65 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,334 Bartender, I did not order this. 66 00:03:09,334 --> 00:03:11,793 I told you to stop bothering me. Now, scoot. 67 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:13,334 I'm meeting Tony here for drinks. 68 00:03:13,334 --> 00:03:15,168 No, you're meeting Seth here for drinks. 69 00:03:15,168 --> 00:03:16,918 I texted you with Tony's phone. 70 00:03:16,918 --> 00:03:19,668 - You little sleaze. - Well, you wouldn't return my messages, 71 00:03:19,668 --> 00:03:21,501 you kept hanging up on me, 72 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,752 how was I supposed to get in touch with you? 73 00:03:23,752 --> 00:03:27,501 But the good news is, we get to stare into each other's eyes all night. 74 00:03:27,501 --> 00:03:29,877 Ready? And go. 75 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,793 - Oh, I'm going. - Wait, wait, wait. 76 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:35,501 Let me tell you why I've been trying to reach you. 77 00:03:36,002 --> 00:03:39,126 Tony won't call you back until he sees a picture. 78 00:03:39,126 --> 00:03:42,460 A picture? That is so superficial. 79 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,334 Didn't you tell him how incredibly hot I am? 80 00:03:44,334 --> 00:03:46,918 Look, he's used to dating celebrities, models. 81 00:03:46,918 --> 00:03:49,334 People that he's seen. People that we've all seen. 82 00:03:49,334 --> 00:03:50,877 People that have been in rehab. 83 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:53,918 I can do rehab. I've done all the work leading up to it. 84 00:03:53,918 --> 00:03:56,084 Just send him a picture. 85 00:03:56,084 --> 00:03:58,835 - Don't make that face. - Don't make that one. 86 00:03:58,835 --> 00:04:00,668 Shut up. 87 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,668 And then I realized that my wallet was in the composting heap. 88 00:04:05,668 --> 00:04:06,835 [BOTH LAUGH] 89 00:04:06,835 --> 00:04:10,668 You're so funny. Which reminds me, I have something really terrible to tell you. 90 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:13,877 And look, I feel so bad that it's taken me this long, 91 00:04:13,877 --> 00:04:16,334 but I was just scared that you were gonna be freaked out, 92 00:04:16,334 --> 00:04:18,501 which you have absolutely no reason to be. 93 00:04:18,501 --> 00:04:20,543 What is it? You have a fur coat? 94 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:22,002 You own some alligator shoes? 95 00:04:22,002 --> 00:04:23,168 I have a roommate. 96 00:04:23,877 --> 00:04:26,334 That's it? That's why I couldn't come upstairs? 97 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:30,710 The other thing is, he's a guy who's not gay. 98 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:33,960 And I know that because we've slept together like a million times. 99 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,126 Okay, look, my roommate is my ex-boyfriend, Todd. 100 00:04:38,126 --> 00:04:40,960 And look, you don't have to worry about a thing, 101 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,002 there's absolutely nothing going on between us. 102 00:04:44,002 --> 00:04:47,918 I also have alligator shoes. I just want to get that all out. 103 00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:50,460 And a matching bag. 104 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:52,710 I don't know why I held that back. 105 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,710 Are you mad? 106 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:57,918 - I'm relieved. - Hmm? 107 00:04:57,918 --> 00:05:00,835 I didn't want to tell you either, my best friend is my ex-girlfriend. 108 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:04,626 - You have a Todd? - Yeah. Willow, yeah. 109 00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:08,585 I didn't know how to tell you either. I mean, we went out for a long time 110 00:05:08,585 --> 00:05:11,626 and then, when we broke up we realized we could be, like, just friends. 111 00:05:11,626 --> 00:05:13,877 Just friends. That's cool. 112 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:19,626 I guess, you know, for most people it's strange to be friends with your ex. 113 00:05:19,626 --> 00:05:22,334 Look at us sitting here, all evolved and everything. 114 00:05:22,334 --> 00:05:26,084 Mm-hm. No, evolution is great. Yeah, you don't want to be like monkeys. 115 00:05:26,084 --> 00:05:29,251 You know, get out of that tree, monkey! Heh-heh-heh. 116 00:05:29,251 --> 00:05:31,501 Out of that willow tree. 117 00:05:31,501 --> 00:05:33,334 Off that willow. 118 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:46,501 Hey, so what if Owen is best friends with his ex? 119 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:47,668 You know, I-- 120 00:05:47,668 --> 00:05:50,376 I trust him and it just shouldn't bother me. 121 00:05:50,376 --> 00:05:53,835 - But it does. - It does. It really, really does. 122 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:56,460 I wouldn't like it if Chase was still friends with his ex-wife. 123 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:58,585 Even if the courts allowed it, I wouldn't. 124 00:05:58,585 --> 00:06:03,501 You know, I have a Todd and there's absolutely nothing going on with my Todd. 125 00:06:03,501 --> 00:06:05,877 Women can have a Todd. Men get a Todd, 126 00:06:05,877 --> 00:06:07,835 they do what they do with everything they get, 127 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,126 they just try to figure out a way to have sex with it. 128 00:06:10,877 --> 00:06:14,668 Hey. Hey, Mom. Mom, look what I did. 129 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,043 Oh. 130 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,918 It's okay. That's how I learn. 131 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:20,209 Forget cookies. 132 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:22,835 I just went to a couple open houses, check out our competition. 133 00:06:22,835 --> 00:06:25,960 No one is putting out cookies. I mean, no one. 134 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,501 It's all cupcakes now. It's like a nightmare come to life. 135 00:06:29,501 --> 00:06:32,168 - So make cupcakes. - I don't know how to make cupcakes. 136 00:06:32,168 --> 00:06:36,334 I make chocolate chip cookies. I'm sorry it's out of fashion. 137 00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:37,668 You should make S'mores. 138 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:39,626 Remember you'd make them when we were kids. 139 00:06:39,626 --> 00:06:42,334 Dena, Dena, Dena, S'mores aren't baking. 140 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:45,501 I only made those so you could have fun together playing with fire, 141 00:06:45,501 --> 00:06:47,543 while I finished the crossword. 142 00:06:47,543 --> 00:06:49,793 Oh, what is that look? 143 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,543 I was never more than two rooms away. 144 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:54,168 First of all, this look isn't about you. 145 00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:58,334 But now I have a deeper understanding of why I'm so frightened of lighting my stove. 146 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:01,501 Owen told her that he's still friends with his ex-girlfriend, Willow. 147 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:05,710 - You should tell Owen to dump Willow. REGINA: Oh, Lord, no. Oh, no, no, no. 148 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:08,293 No, do not make him choose between the two of you. 149 00:07:08,293 --> 00:07:11,668 That will just drive them back together. You need to make friends with this girl. 150 00:07:11,668 --> 00:07:13,084 Yeah? 151 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:15,293 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 152 00:07:15,293 --> 00:07:16,501 [SAM STAMMERS] 153 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:21,002 And you know what? I think I'm just upset because it's just-- It's unknown, you know? 154 00:07:21,002 --> 00:07:23,460 It's the only way you'll get close enough to destroy her. 155 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:24,877 And back to wrong. 156 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:33,293 So when do you think I'll be able to meet this--? 157 00:07:33,293 --> 00:07:35,710 What's her name again? What is it? 158 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:37,960 - Willow? - What? You want to? 159 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,918 That'd be great, she'd love to meet you. 160 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,209 Yeah, I mean if she-- If she wants to. 161 00:07:42,209 --> 00:07:46,626 You know, I got a lot stuff going on, but, you know, whatever, yeah. 162 00:07:46,626 --> 00:07:50,043 Why don't we have dinner tomorrow night? We can do it after her yoga class. 163 00:07:50,043 --> 00:07:51,877 Mm. Yoga, huh? 164 00:07:51,877 --> 00:07:54,334 What, is she trying to slim down or something? 165 00:07:54,334 --> 00:07:56,043 No, no, I hope not. No. 166 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,877 She's too thin as it is. 167 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,877 No, she teaches. 168 00:08:00,626 --> 00:08:02,710 - So, like, what night did you want--? - Tonight. 169 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:06,002 - Let's do it tonight. - Really? That's great. 170 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:09,501 And we could invite Todd. I mean, you know, I'd love to meet him. 171 00:08:10,418 --> 00:08:13,126 Todd. Yeah. 172 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,710 Yeah, no he'll-- He's gonna be so excited 173 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:19,585 to finally put a face to the name I'm constantly saying. 174 00:08:19,585 --> 00:08:21,084 - Oh. - I just hope 175 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:26,501 tonight's not his bench-pressing class. So, yeah. 176 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:35,585 - Hey, you're cooking. - Yeah. 177 00:08:35,585 --> 00:08:39,460 I just-- Having a couple of friends over for dinner. This vegan girl 178 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:43,209 - and her ex-boyfriend, Owen. - Oh, yeah? When did you meet them? 179 00:08:43,209 --> 00:08:46,501 When I started dating the vegan girl's ex-boyfriend, Owen. Here, try this. 180 00:08:48,501 --> 00:08:51,460 - Wait, wait, wait. - I know. I'm sorry, I didn't tell you earlier. 181 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,710 I just-- I didn't wanna hurt your feelings, you know? 182 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:55,710 But then it started to get really uncomfortable 183 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:57,793 because Owen wanted to come up here and have sex. 184 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:59,626 I mean, not by himself. With me. 185 00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:02,710 I might be doing this poorly. 186 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,752 Okay, well, enjoy your dinner. I'll be at McCorkle's, it's pot pie night. 187 00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:08,002 No. No, no, you have to stay! 188 00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:13,710 Why would I have dinner with you and your new boyfriend? 189 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:17,168 Because if you leave 190 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:20,209 because it's weird for you, 191 00:09:17,168 --> 00:09:20,209 then it's gonna look like you left 192 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:25,168 and I don't want Owen to think that I live with a guy who thinks it's weird. Please? 193 00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:27,418 So you want me to put myself in an awkward situation 194 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:29,835 to prove to everyone how awkward it's not? 195 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:33,835 Yeah, and if you could do a few pushups before they get here, that would be great. 196 00:09:33,835 --> 00:09:35,835 Are you sure you don't want a theme, huh? 197 00:09:36,418 --> 00:09:39,835 Wild West or a saloon girl. 198 00:09:39,835 --> 00:09:41,543 Why would Tony Dane want a saloon girl? 199 00:09:41,543 --> 00:09:43,668 - Well-- - Do you know why I asked you to do this? 200 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:46,793 Because you have a camera. Now, just be quiet and shoot it. 201 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:49,293 Okay, I made a mix of sexy music 202 00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:52,543 just like the photographers of Redbook use. 203 00:09:53,002 --> 00:09:54,752 [HOT CHOCOLATE'S "YOU SEXY THING" PLAYING] 204 00:09:54,752 --> 00:09:57,084 Oh. Okay. All right. 205 00:09:57,084 --> 00:09:59,376 You're beautiful. You're making love to the camera. 206 00:09:59,376 --> 00:10:02,043 You're making holiday crafts, huh? 207 00:10:03,293 --> 00:10:05,960 Oh, y-- Ooh. Whoo. 208 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,418 What? 209 00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:09,293 What? Let me see. 210 00:10:09,293 --> 00:10:11,668 - Oh, God. - Ow. 211 00:10:11,668 --> 00:10:14,002 I knew it. I knew it. 212 00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:17,043 Damn it. I can't believe this is still happening. 213 00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:18,752 What is? Because I'm scared. 214 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,585 I've never been able to take a good picture, okay? 215 00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:25,418 I'm amazing in motion and then when I stop, I get that. 216 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,460 It's like I'm an optical illusion. 217 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,543 No, but you posed for that portrait. 218 00:10:30,543 --> 00:10:35,209 I mean, you look like the Mona Lisa, but with additional life experience. 219 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:36,835 I hired a guy to paint it for me. 220 00:10:37,043 --> 00:10:39,168 - From this photo. - Ooh. 221 00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:42,501 Okay. That guy is an excellent artist. 222 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,251 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 223 00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:46,460 Oh, God. Okay, please don't be prettier than me. 224 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,960 Please don't be prettier than me. 225 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:53,752 Oh, good. Oh, God, her head is gigantic. 226 00:10:53,752 --> 00:10:55,002 Oh, it's the fisheye thing. 227 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:58,084 Hello. Welcome. 228 00:10:58,084 --> 00:11:00,668 - Hey, Sam, this is Willow. - Sam. 229 00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:03,585 Oh, it's so amazing to finally meet you. 230 00:11:03,585 --> 00:11:05,752 Owen talks about you so much I feel like I know you. 231 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,209 [OWEN AND WILLOW CHUCKLE] 232 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:10,002 - Come on in. OWEN AND SAM: Hi. 233 00:11:11,376 --> 00:11:15,376 Okay, so admit it. You were a little freaked out when you heard about me, right? 234 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:17,835 I know, most women are and I completely understand. 235 00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:20,668 No, gosh. No, no, no. 236 00:11:20,668 --> 00:11:22,002 No. A little bit. 237 00:11:22,002 --> 00:11:23,209 [CHUCKLING] 238 00:11:23,209 --> 00:11:25,918 - Just a smidge. I haven't slept in days. - Mm. 239 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:29,752 I get it. I'm so sorry. 240 00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:32,793 - Come here. Mm-hm. - Uh-- Heh. 241 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,376 [WHISPERS] She's great! 242 00:11:34,376 --> 00:11:35,793 Hey, you must be Owen. 243 00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,501 Hi, nice to meet you, Todd. 244 00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:39,002 - And this is -- - Todd? 245 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,002 - Willow? From the art institute? - Ha-ha. 246 00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:43,251 Photography 205, Body and Shadows. 247 00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:44,752 You guys know each other? 248 00:11:44,752 --> 00:11:46,376 Willow was our life-studies model. 249 00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:49,126 Didn't you wear that same, grungy, Soundgarden T-shirt like every day? 250 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,002 - Yeah, more than what you were wearing. - Oh, stop it. 251 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,376 Yeah, I know. Quit it. 252 00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,668 At least he was polite enough to hit on me after class. 253 00:11:55,668 --> 00:11:57,168 TODD: But you always had some boyfriend. 254 00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:59,002 - Yeah, this guy. - You're kidding. 255 00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:01,334 [ALL LAUGH] 256 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:04,626 Oh, my God. You were naked. And Todd asked you out. 257 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:07,793 That is-- It's extremely hilarious. 258 00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:10,918 I cannot believe how many Pearl Jam concerts 259 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,752 we were at at the same time without knowing. 260 00:12:12,752 --> 00:12:14,501 I know it's so crazy. 261 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,168 Remember that two-hour encore they did? 262 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,626 - Best. The best. SAM: You want to hear something crazy? 263 00:12:18,626 --> 00:12:23,668 You know that song by that band who--? Oh, God, what's the name of the band? 264 00:12:23,668 --> 00:12:28,418 I don't know. They have a song that's on a commercial right now and it goes like: 265 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:31,334 [HUMS TUNE] 266 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,418 - Why is that crazy? - Oh. 267 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:36,460 - Oh, well, Owen and I get it. - Heh. I don't have a TV. 268 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,835 Oh, well, that's crazy. Am I right? 269 00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:39,960 Oh, I don't have one either. 270 00:12:40,418 --> 00:12:41,960 Oh, you don't. 271 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,418 WILLOW: Hey. 272 00:12:43,418 --> 00:12:46,376 Do you still have pictures of me from art class? I never got copies. 273 00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:48,376 Yeah, yeah, I think so. In the other room. 274 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,626 I don't know if I should. That's when I was in shape. 275 00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:53,334 No. Oh, no. Yeah, you guys go look at those. 276 00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:55,793 Have fun. That's fun. 277 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:59,293 - She's great. - So is Todd. Okay, confession, 278 00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:02,585 I didn't really love it when I found you guys lived together. 279 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:06,626 But now that I know you're just friends, I kind of feel silly. 280 00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:08,084 [TODD LAUGHING] 281 00:13:08,084 --> 00:13:09,793 [WILLOW LAUGHING] 282 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,209 Yeah. 283 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:12,835 Hmm? 284 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,543 [WILLOW SIGHS] 285 00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:18,043 You know, since this is Owen's first time at the apartment, 286 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:21,251 we were thinking we'd get dessert and give you time to hang out alone. 287 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:22,793 - Cool, thanks. - That's ridiculous. 288 00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:25,877 No, I mean, it's just silly because I already went to the store. 289 00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:27,752 I went to the Nature Mart. I got us dessert. 290 00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:32,002 - So who wants rhubarb crisp? - Ooh. That sounds good. 291 00:13:32,002 --> 00:13:33,960 - Really? - We're just gonna get going. 292 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,668 Yeah, Sam, thank you so much. She's the best. 293 00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:40,334 - Don't blow it, dumb-dumb. - Don't you blow it, knucklehead. 294 00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:41,543 [ALL LAUGH] 295 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,126 See you later, bastards. 296 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:46,668 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 297 00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:49,251 We'll just give your pictures a little enhancement. 298 00:13:49,251 --> 00:13:53,168 You'll see, if we don't like something, we'll just touch it up in-- Oh. 299 00:13:53,168 --> 00:13:56,793 - Oh, my God. - Dena, is it bad? Okay, show me. 300 00:13:57,626 --> 00:14:01,293 Why do you have a picture of an iguana? Oh, my God. Oh. 301 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:06,835 I don't understand how this becomes that. 302 00:14:06,835 --> 00:14:09,376 It just does. It doesn't matter. 303 00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:12,752 - I'm never going to meet Tony Dane. - So what? 304 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:13,918 Whoo. 305 00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:18,084 I mean, he's just a guy. You can have any guy you want. 306 00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:20,293 Any regular guy. 307 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,960 This guy's famous. 308 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,209 - What does that matter? - It just matters, okay? 309 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:26,626 It's just 310 00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:30,293 ever since I was a little girl, 311 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:36,084 you know, I'd look at these famous guys, and I'd wanna be that girl. 312 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:40,835 You know, the one with them walking down the red carpet, 313 00:14:40,835 --> 00:14:43,126 and the one fighting with them at the airport. 314 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:47,168 That girl. That girl that everyone hated just because she was with him. 315 00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,209 Oh, but plenty of people do hate you. 316 00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:50,501 Just the ones that know me. 317 00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:53,918 I wanna be hated everywhere by everyone. 318 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,668 Then let's get you that dream. Huh? 319 00:14:57,668 --> 00:14:59,501 Yes. Okay. 320 00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:02,376 Oh. 321 00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:04,710 - That's not gonna do it. - One more. 322 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:05,877 At least. 323 00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:08,835 Uh, oh. 324 00:15:08,835 --> 00:15:10,293 - Sorry. - Hmm? 325 00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:11,626 Is it the rhubarb crisp? 326 00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:14,918 Mm. No, no. 327 00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:17,877 I was just wondering why Todd and Willow are still out. 328 00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:19,626 - It's only been a half an hour. - Yeah. 329 00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:22,835 Do you think they're okay? I mean, should we call around or something? 330 00:15:22,835 --> 00:15:26,626 How late can dessert go before places have to start setting up for breakfast? 331 00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:31,710 Okay, Sam, I think I gotta ask you a question. 332 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:35,126 I mean, I know that I'm over Willow. Are you really sure that you're over Todd? 333 00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:36,585 What? 334 00:15:37,293 --> 00:15:40,960 Yeah. I mean, why would you think I'm not? 335 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,835 I guess because the pause you took before you said "yeah" 336 00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:46,960 - was big enough for me to park my car in. - Okay, first of all, 337 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,209 you have a very tiny car. 338 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,668 And also, you-- I was just caught off guard. 339 00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:53,668 Just ask me again. Go ahead. 340 00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:55,460 - Okay. - Okay. 341 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,543 Can you honestly say that Todd is just a friend 342 00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,376 whom you don't have romantic feelings for? 343 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,084 Okay, that's-- 344 00:16:02,084 --> 00:16:04,168 No, wait, no. Please, please. That's not fair. 345 00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:05,626 You changed the question around. 346 00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:08,084 Sam, look, I really like you, 347 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:11,543 but I can't move forward unless you just get rid of the pause. 348 00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:15,334 Ahh... 349 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,460 REGINA: Samantha. Samantha. 350 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,334 A hundred strokes. That's all. 351 00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:23,793 The future of our business rests on those cupcakes. 352 00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:25,543 I'm so mad at Owen. 353 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:27,793 I mean, making me choose between him and Todd. 354 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:31,126 I should have him choose between me and Todd. See how he likes it. 355 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:32,418 Yeah. Hmm. 356 00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:37,835 Handsome millionaire environmentalist or the hobo who's living on my couch. 357 00:16:37,835 --> 00:16:40,043 I can see where you'd be stumped. 358 00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:41,752 Maybe he's right about how I feel. 359 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,710 Because I really, really hated it 360 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:47,334 that Todd was out with that Miss Nude-Photo Princess. 361 00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:49,626 I'm sure you did. 362 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,585 You saw yourself losing your fallback guy. 363 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,710 I don't even know what that is. 364 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:56,043 The person you always keep in the back of your mind. 365 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:59,585 You know, as a possibility in case the one you're with doesn't work out. 366 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,084 Loretta McCloski. 367 00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:06,334 We'll talk later. 368 00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:08,460 I mean, do you think he's right? 369 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,835 Do you think I'm choosing Todd over him? 370 00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:12,043 REGINA: No, I don't. 371 00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:14,752 I think you're just afraid of moving toward something new. 372 00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:16,626 You know, Todd is like cookies. 373 00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:19,334 Todd's familiar. Owen is like cupcakes. 374 00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,418 Take me, I'm making cupcakes. 375 00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,251 Cupcakes are the future. 376 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,002 - I think your future is burning. - What? 377 00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:29,877 Oh. Oh, no! Oh. 378 00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:31,043 Oh. 379 00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:33,918 So maybe the future is doughnuts. 380 00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:38,460 No, the future is a place where real estate is a career for 22-year-olds 381 00:17:38,668 --> 00:17:41,376 with flat stomachs and tinted moisturizer and cupcakes. 382 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:46,084 Anyone over 35 is just a ridiculous relic! 383 00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:50,752 - Is she still saying she's 36? - Thirty-eight. 384 00:17:51,835 --> 00:17:55,835 So, what is this that you're trying to decide? 385 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:57,293 Between Owen and Todd. 386 00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:01,209 The only problem is if I choose Owen that means I have to get rid of Todd. 387 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:04,877 And then what if it doesn't work out with Owen then I've lost Todd forever. 388 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,960 Okay. Here. 389 00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,376 - Flip it. - Flip a coin? 390 00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:12,460 Heads, it's Owen. Tails, it's Todd. 391 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,126 Oh, this is ridiculous. 392 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,501 Fine. 393 00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:23,126 Tails, it's Todd. Congratulations. 394 00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:27,460 Let me do it again because I barely even tossed it and it deserves a fair chance. 395 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,793 Right? 396 00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:30,002 Okay. 397 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,668 Tails, it's Todd. Congratulations. 398 00:18:33,668 --> 00:18:36,126 - Best three out of five. - No, no, Sammy. 399 00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:38,084 Do you really need to flip it again? 400 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,126 No. Thank you, Daddy. 401 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:44,168 I know what I have to do. 402 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:49,710 So where is this photo and why couldn't you e-mail it to me, huh? 403 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,126 Please say it's too dirty. 404 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:53,002 I'm not sending Tony Dane a photo. 405 00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:55,460 Wow, you gave up faster than I thought. 406 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,251 Perhaps because you've accepted the inevitability of us. 407 00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:00,168 No. 408 00:19:01,877 --> 00:19:03,209 I'm sending him this. 409 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:06,043 That is perfect because I just got him a giant wallet. 410 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:10,543 Be careful with it, it's one of a kind. Like me. 411 00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:12,585 You got it. 412 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,710 Careful, idiot! 413 00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,918 Ask me if I'm over Todd. 414 00:19:21,918 --> 00:19:23,376 - Heh. - Go ahead. 415 00:19:23,376 --> 00:19:26,251 - Okay, are you over Todd? - Yes. Ask me again. 416 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,585 - Are you over--? - Yes. 417 00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:29,835 See? No pause. 418 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,585 I wanna be with you. 419 00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:34,043 - How did you decide this? - I flipped a coin. 420 00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:35,710 - You flipped a coin. - Mm-hm. 421 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:38,376 And you lost. Every time. 422 00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:39,835 I'm a little confused. 423 00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:44,918 Okay, it came up Todd twice in a row, but that didn't matter. 424 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,209 I didn't even need to see the next flip, 425 00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:51,251 because no matter how obvious it is, or how loud the universe screams at me: 426 00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:55,084 "You're supposed to be with Todd," I wanted it to be you. 427 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:59,918 - That didn't come out right at all. - No. It never does. It's kind of your thing. 428 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,668 [GIGGLES] 429 00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:05,251 SAM [IN VOICEOVER]: So get this: 430 00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:08,835 The word "decision" comes from the same root as the word "scissors." 431 00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:11,418 I know that because I spelled "schism" wrong one day, 432 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,835 and spellcheck led me to learn something. 433 00:20:13,835 --> 00:20:15,793 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 434 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:22,543 Decisions and scissors can both be scary. 435 00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:25,710 I mean, you can't gouge your eye out with just a decision. 436 00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:27,126 But sometimes it feels that way. 437 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,626 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 438 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:35,209 With every decision, you're snipping away the choices you don't want. 439 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:36,585 Hey, Frank. 440 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:39,626 Sometimes you make a decision and feel sure you did the right thing. 441 00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:42,043 Hey, Todd. I'm glad I caught you. 442 00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:44,668 I just wanna tell you that if you want to go out with Willow 443 00:20:44,668 --> 00:20:46,918 then you have my blessing. 444 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:50,084 Well. Thank you. 445 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,626 And what if I wanted to go out with her the last two nights 446 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,918 and part of this morning? 447 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,376 Namaste. 448 00:20:57,835 --> 00:20:59,710 - All right. - Okay. 449 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,752 But sometimes, you can't help but to think a little bit 450 00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:05,376 about the choices you've cut loose. 451 00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:10,418 [COIN CLINKS] 452 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:13,710 Don't pick it up until we find out if it's heads or-- 453 00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,918 No. Let's not find out. 454 00:21:16,918 --> 00:21:18,543 Shh.