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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]@n
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SAMANTHA:
Nostalgia.
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Seems everyone's stuck
reliving their pasts.
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I don't get it.
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Of course, that might be
because I don't have a past.
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But it seems silly making a big deal
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out of something
that's not a big deal anymore.
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Me? I live in the now.
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That's Tommy Wylder.
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- Look.
MAN: Is that Tommy Wylder?
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Excuse me. Is this seat--?
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I can't hear you. One sec--
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Hey, could you turn down
the cheesy music for a sec?
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, much better. Do you mind?
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Oh, I'm actually waiting for some friends,
but you can sit there until they get here.
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I guess.
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Club soda.
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Hi, I'm Tommy.
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Oh, hi. Samantha.
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Hi.
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God, you look really familiar.
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I'm Tommy.
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Tommy Wylder.
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Oh, God, no.
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Hey. Meter maid, stop writing.
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Come on, I was trying to get
a salesgirl fired and it took forever.
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Oh, damn it, no change.
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Thanks, guy, there should be one
of you on every corner.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry about that.
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You know what, let me pay you back.
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You don't owe me any money.
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Oh, well, that's good
because once again, no change.
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So you're not putting me on?
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The name, the face, nothing?
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No, you see,
I had this accident and I have amnesia.
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So everything just "poof." Gone.
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Yeah, I get that.
I don't remember much of the '80s myself.
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I'm a musician.
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Well, that's okay.
I'm in between jobs too.
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Oh, so sorry for blowing you off
last night, but I had to stay in
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and watch a basketball game
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my boyfriend, Tony Dane,
was playing in.
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There's this cheerleader for the team,
and she's way too flexible for my liking.
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You know, she might actually be a threat
because she's met him.
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[SAMANTHA & DENA LAUGHING]
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You know,
just because we have not met
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does not mean
we do not have something special.
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You know, I have shared
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some of my deepest,
darkest texts with that man.
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Well, I'm sorry about last night too.
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But my boyfriend, Chase Chapman,
needed a ride to the airport.
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But, hey, Saturday it's just us, right?
For Mr. Cellophane's birthday party.
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- You're bringing the cake, right?
- Yes.
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You still haven't RSVP'd.
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Oh, yeah, you know, as much as
I wanna come to your dog's birthday,
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I'm already committed to a cat wedding.
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Oh, right, right.
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Make fun of the crazy lady because
she's having a party for her dog, right?
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She's nuts because she's invited
all of his little furry friends over.
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She's wacko, right?
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Just because I found
little adorable little hats--
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- Sweetie.
- That can go on all their adorable--
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- You're doing all the work for her, okay?
- Oh, yeah.
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But don't worry, I forgive you
because I actually kind of met a cute guy.
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- No, tell.
- Who is he? What does he do?
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- He's a musician.
- Honey, honey, stop right there.
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No. You already have one loser
sleeping on your couch.
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No, he's a real musician, okay?
He's playing a show this weekend.
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He kind of has an ego, though.
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He was so shocked
I hadn't heard of him.
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- What's his name?
- Tommy Wylder.
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Shut up,
you did not meet Tommy Wylder.
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Yeah. So?
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Sam, you're totally making me
your maid of honor
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and letting me move in with you guys.
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SAMANTHA:
Oh, Dena, Dena, Dena.
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What, you've actually heard
of Tommy Wylder?
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DENA:
Oh, God. Tommy Wylder.
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SAMANTHA:
Oh, my God. Not again.
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SAMANTHA:
Oh, God, look at him. And that jacket.
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My God, he's gonna be so embarrassed
when he remembers he looked like that.
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Oh, God, we all looked like that.
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- Oh, my God, look at you.
- Oh, I know.
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Sam, when we were 13,
we were so in love with Tommy Wylder.
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We bought the King of Hearts album,
and then we cracked up
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because you said it sounded
like the King of Farts.
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- Ew.
- And then you said I was the queen of farts,
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and we laughed so hard
that my mom tried to pull over the car.
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But I wanna meet him.
I think he'll find that story charming.
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Hey, Samantha, why don't you ask him
if he's looking for a new crib,
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and we can put it
on our business cards:
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Real estate agents to the stars.
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It already says that
on our business cards, Mom.
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So now it will be true.
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I don't-- I don't get how we could
worship somebody that we've never met
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and who shows absolutely no interest
in us at all?
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What is all this talk again?
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Hey, if you don't wanna go to church
with us, don't go.
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No, Sam's gonna marry
Tommy Wylder.
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And we're gonna sell him a new house.
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Oh, guys, I'm only going on
my first date with him tonight.
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Don't do it, Sam.
A musician is married to one woman.
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And her name is Lady Rock 'n' Roll.
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And then he has lots of other women
he has sex with.
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Howard, she's her mother's daughter.
She has a lust for the rockers.
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Probably gonna marry one like I did.
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You were married to somebody
before Dad?
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Why does nobody tell me this stuff?
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No, I mean your father.
He was the lead singer in a band.
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Yeah, The Shadowmakers.
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The whatie-hooters?
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He was good.
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You should've seen him on stage.
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His sweat would sort of glisten
in his chest hair
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and then he'd lick his lips really slow--
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Okay, okay. Too far, too far.
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Oh, but then a certain little someone
came along
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and he decided to lose
the leopard skin pants and get a real job.
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Because of me?
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Oh, great. I killed my father's dream.
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Leave it to you
to make it about you.
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What about my dream?
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I thought I'd married a rock star.
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I could have died so young.
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Come on, come on. King of Hearts.
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Just say it really fast,
tell me you do not hear that.
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Well, I do now. And I always will.
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I'm sorry.
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We're sorry to bother you,
but we love you so much.
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- Hi.
- Would you mind?
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- Sure.
- Please?
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I lost my virginity to you.
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She means the music, right?
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I lost mine to Prince.
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But one of your songs
totally got me through my eating disorder.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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- Oh, my God.
- That must be so weird.
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- Yeah. But free pens.
- Yeah.
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No, just women who don't know you
just freaking out about you all the time?
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That's why I'm here with you.
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A nice pretty girl who isn't afraid to tell me
my biggest album is a fart joke.
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It's great to not have all
the hero worship stuff with you.
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Could you excuse me
for just one second?
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Female problems. Two of them.
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SAMANTHA: Get in there. Get in there.
- Okay.
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Are you kidding me?
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What are you guys doing here?
And what are you wearing?
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I just wanna shake Tommy's hand
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and then put that hand
inside a plastic bag.
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Do you have a rubber band?
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- Okay, please, do not dork out on me.
- Tell her.
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I mean,
I know how to act around a celebrity.
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I am dating Tony Dane.
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Okay, seriously, listen to me, okay?
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This whole fan thing,
it really turns him off.
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So no cameras, no autographs
and no crazy.
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- No crazy.
- Crazy, no crazy.
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- Okay?
- Got it.
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I just wanna say hello to him,
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ask him to sing
at my dog's birthday party.
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Okay, let's go over the rules again,
shall we?
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- I don't know.
- Shall we?
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[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
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SAMANTHA:
Hi.
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Yeah, I just ran into a couple of my friends
who wanted to say hi really, really quickly
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and then they're gonna leave.
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Tommy, this is Dena.
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We met. In The Coliseum, '88.
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You looked right at me when you
were singing "Fill Up My Heart Hole."
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- Yeah, good to see you again.
- Okay.
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- Yeah, I'm sorry Tommy, this is also--
[IN BREATHY VOICE] Andrea Belladonna.
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[WHISPERS]
Okay, lose the porn voice, okay?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I'm Tony Dane's girlfriend.
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We've probably been
at some of the same parties.
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TOMMY:
I've been working a lot lately.
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Are you guys coming to the concert?
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I have to pick up my boy--
My cousin at the airport,
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but he can take a cab.
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I don't have a boyfriend.
I am totally available.
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You know, me and Tony
and you guys should double sometime.
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Yeah, maybe we could rent
a beach house.
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You know, get crazy in the Jacuzzi.
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I love you. Is this your glass?
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Okay, we're done now.
We're really done.
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Stop it. Okay, that's it, that's it.
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- Andrea, don't--
- Please sing at my dog's birthday party.
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- Would you--?
SAMANTHA: Turn around.
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HOWARD:
Howard, I'm leaving.
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Samantha and I
are showing a house at 2:00.
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Look at this.
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- Where did that come from?
- It was a gift from Sam.
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Yeah, the card said,
"Never too late to dream."
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- Oh, how sweet.
- I know.
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It's a '74 Fender Strat.
I mean, this thing was magic.
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One chord from this
and the girls would forget their names.
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Oh, is that so?
Easy, tiger, that was a long time ago.
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What are you doing?
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[HOWARD PLAYS MELODY]
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What are you doing?
I have to go to work.
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Stop it, Howard.
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That's-- That's just--
Okay, I have to--
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Okay, I have to go.
Just stop.
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Help me...
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Help me find my glasses.
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What are you--?
Okay, thanks. Okay.
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Tommy Wylder sent you flowers.
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Actually, he brought them over.
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[DENA GASPS]
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- He was here?
- He was in the house?
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And he sat in that chair.
His feet were on that floor.
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And you can still see the spot on the
ceiling where he ascended to heaven.
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- Jealous much?
- Oh, yeah, I'm so jealous.
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By the way, Sam,
I can't find my sunglasses.
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Oh, for the last time,
he did not steal your sunglasses.
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I know they were here before he showed
up and said, "Cool sunglasses."
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You know, maybe Mr. Platinum Record
has a little problem, that's all I'm saying.
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Hey, no crumbs, I sleep on that couch.
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Dude, you sleep on a couch
and your ex is dating Tommy Wylder.
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I think you've got bigger problems
than crumbs.
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Okay, about the concert.
So are we getting VIP seats?
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Yeah, I wanted to talk to you guys
about the concert.
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- And you.
- Yeah?
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I just think that maybe, you know,
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it's too early
for the bringing-the-friends-along thing.
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I get it, I totally get it.
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Dena embarrasses you. Me too.
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Me too, that's why I have
not introduced her to Tony Dane yet.
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Yeah, you know, it's not just Dena.
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Excuse me, what now?
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Come on, Andrea, the other night,
with the crazy fan stuff?
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I embarrass you? Me?
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Please don't make this a thing.
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It's too late.
A thing has been made, yeah.
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Okay, Sam,
I have to go to that concert with you.
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I mean, Tommy was ours.
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Don't you remember
every day after school--?
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00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:38,418
No, I don't remember, okay?
I don't remember.
239
00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:40,793
This isn't about
the good old days for me.
240
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,418
You keep trying to bring me back
to being 13 years old,
241
00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:45,918
but this is about a guy that I'm dating now,
all right?
242
00:10:45,918 --> 00:10:49,460
Who just so happens to be a musician.
That's it.
243
00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:54,126
I guess you're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
244
00:10:54,877 --> 00:10:56,168
- Look, I'm sorry, Dena,
- No.
245
00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:58,460
- I don't mean to sound like I don't--
- Andrea, let's go.
246
00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:00,960
- I hope you're happy--
- I said, let's go.
247
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,460
SAMANTHA:
Come on.
248
00:11:04,626 --> 00:11:06,793
Okay, someone's been trying
on my shoes.
249
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:08,251
Oh, just stop it.
250
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,960
I've never been to a concert before.
251
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,251
I mean, I'm sure I have,
I just don't really remember.
252
00:11:15,251 --> 00:11:19,126
But not because I was on drugs,
just because I have sort of a condition.
253
00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:21,710
Oh, these are sort of close.
It's gonna be really loud.
254
00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:24,251
Is there anything better back there?
255
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,251
Guess not. Okay.
256
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:29,376
I think I'm over here.
Excuse me. Sorry.
257
00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:30,918
Thanks.
258
00:11:35,918 --> 00:11:37,585
MAN:
Yeah!
259
00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:39,334
[CROWD CHEERING]
260
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:56,084
[SINGING ROCK SONG]
261
00:12:10,668 --> 00:12:12,293
[SCREAMING]
262
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,084
Oh, my gosh, Sam.
He totally just looked at me.
263
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,293
He's my boyfriend.
264
00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:19,918
He is not. He's my boyfriend.
265
00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:22,918
Tommy, I love you.
266
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:29,835
Yeah!
267
00:12:29,835 --> 00:12:32,960
That's my boyfriend.
That's my boyfriend.
268
00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:34,626
Tommy.
269
00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:38,877
Tommy, I'm right here.
270
00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:43,835
[TOMMY'S ROCK SONG
BLARING ON STEREO]
271
00:12:57,585 --> 00:13:00,752
Would you mind?
I think we get it after 20 times.
272
00:13:00,752 --> 00:13:03,293
He used to be with that girl,
now she's with this guy.
273
00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:05,835
- Got it.
- Look, it's a snow globe.
274
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:08,585
It's a picture of him from their concert
in Paris in 1986.
275
00:13:08,585 --> 00:13:10,251
Damn, I wish I could've been there.
276
00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:11,752
I can't believe I was not there.
277
00:13:11,752 --> 00:13:16,043
Oh! Oh! I have to show you all the pictures
from the concert from last night.
278
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:17,460
I was so close to the stage.
279
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,334
I don't want to.
I don't like Tommy Wylder.
280
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:21,418
I never liked Tommy Wylder.
I think he's lame.
281
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:24,251
- That's because you're stupid.
- What has happened to you?
282
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,084
Nothing's happened to me, okay?
283
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:28,168
I just finally know
what Dena was talking about.
284
00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:31,168
I mean, I loved him so much.
285
00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:32,710
Just turn it down.
286
00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,209
You know, you don't get it.
287
00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:37,376
I just wish that you could feel
what it feels like to have feelings.
288
00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:40,418
Oh, God,
please don't play that one again, please?
289
00:13:41,877 --> 00:13:45,626
[TOMMY'S ROCK SONG BLARING]
290
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,752
Thanks.
291
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:52,126
Guys?
292
00:13:52,585 --> 00:13:56,126
What are you doing here with--?
I left you, like, five messages last night.
293
00:13:56,126 --> 00:14:00,918
I have to tell you about the concert.
Okay, look, I stole Tommy's towel.
294
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:03,710
And it still has his sweat on it.
295
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,126
Oh, my--
296
00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:07,626
Hey, what's going on?
297
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:09,209
We're ignoring you.
298
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:11,084
You don't say it, you just do it.
299
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,002
Come on,
we have a dog's birthday to plan.
300
00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:16,626
Oh, come on, you--
301
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:19,501
You're not still mad about the concert,
are you?
302
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:23,084
Look, you couldn't go,
you were acting totally lame.
303
00:14:23,084 --> 00:14:25,835
We need a theme.
A murder mystery.
304
00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:28,752
- Like you're into this party.
- At least I'm going to the party.
305
00:14:28,752 --> 00:14:31,084
So am I.
I'm bringing the fire hydrant cake.
306
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,752
Well, maybe, Sam,
it'd be better if you didn't go.
307
00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:35,418
What?
308
00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:38,293
Because you might be seen with us,
and we might embarrass you.
309
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:41,251
Dena, please don't make me feel bad
about this, all right?
310
00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:43,168
I am living out a dream here.
311
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:44,418
Our dream.
312
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,918
Now you have Tommy Wylder
all to yourself, you're better than us?
313
00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:51,918
Oh, come on, I am still the same old Sam,
I have not changed.
314
00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:54,251
Decaf latte for Samantha Wylder.
315
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:56,877
That's me. What?
316
00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:02,626
Howard? What are you doing?
317
00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:04,585
I found this on the stairs.
318
00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:05,918
I'm going over the books.
319
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:07,752
We're getting audited next month.
320
00:15:07,752 --> 00:15:10,668
I turn my back for one second
and you stop practicing the guitar?
321
00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:12,002
Practicing? For what?
322
00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:13,460
For a gig.
323
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:16,168
I've been putting feelers out.
Know Phil Remy over at the Ramada?
324
00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:18,126
He said that if that gal
who plays the piano,
325
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,793
with the lazy eye and the fog machine?
326
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,043
If she gets sick, he's gonna call.
I got you something.
327
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:24,168
I'm not playing the Ramada.
328
00:15:24,168 --> 00:15:26,126
I'm going through the books.
329
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,293
Look, look.
It's just like the one you used to wear.
330
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:30,501
Come on, just for a second.
331
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,877
Okay, take me, right now.
332
00:15:39,877 --> 00:15:43,668
- Right now.
- And we're going to jail.
333
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:45,960
Tommy Wylder.
334
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,710
Hi.
335
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,793
We're together.
336
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:55,084
I'm with him. I'm actually with him,
with him. So lunch was fun, huh?
337
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,918
- Do you wanna do something else?
- I have to be in the studio.
338
00:15:57,918 --> 00:16:00,960
Oh, you writing a song, huh?
Is it about me?
339
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,501
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
340
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:05,334
I'm sure it's really hard to rhyme things
with Samantha.
341
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,334
Maybe "pantha." I don't know.
342
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,543
Hello.
343
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,835
- Hey.
- I just wanted to say I'm a big fan.
344
00:16:10,835 --> 00:16:12,877
- I play some guitar myself--
- Back off, Frank.
345
00:16:12,877 --> 00:16:14,168
He is not public property.
346
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,585
So chill.
347
00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:20,334
Fans, huh? I mean, what is that?
348
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:24,084
Speaking of which, did you call me,
like, ten times today and hang up?
349
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,918
No, I don't know, I don't think so.
350
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:28,752
You know what?
351
00:16:28,752 --> 00:16:30,710
Maybe my phone dialed
from inside my purse,
352
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,918
because that happens
to people for reals.
353
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,126
Do you wanna come up?
354
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,126
- No.
- We could watch your music videos.
355
00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:39,752
- What?
- Sam, I think it's time for me to step off.
356
00:16:39,752 --> 00:16:40,960
FRANK:
Uh-oh.
357
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,084
- Step off?
- It's been fun,
358
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,251
but you're starting
to get a little freaky on me.
359
00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:47,251
- It's Michelle, isn't it?
- Who?
360
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:49,710
From your song, "Paris Lover."
361
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,293
You sing about that girl Michelle.
362
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:54,376
It just seemed
like it must've been really intense.
363
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,251
I mean, the lyrics
are sweet and everything,
364
00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:57,752
but she kind of seems like a wacko.
365
00:16:57,752 --> 00:17:00,752
Right, so I'm gonna take
a really confusing way home,
366
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,460
don't try and follow me, okay?
367
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,668
Goodbye.
368
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:05,168
Tommy, I-- Come on, don't to that.
369
00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:06,835
I'm not usually like this. I'm not--
370
00:17:06,835 --> 00:17:08,835
I love you!
371
00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:12,084
I love you, don't go.
372
00:17:12,084 --> 00:17:16,877
Come on, let's move you
inside quietly like a "pantha."
373
00:17:16,877 --> 00:17:18,585
I love him.
374
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,918
REGINA:
Here you go, sweetie.
375
00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:31,334
I brought you peanut butter
and pickle on an English muffin.
376
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,251
It's one of your favorites.
377
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,668
Is it really?
378
00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:39,126
Because you usually say that when
you're just trying to clean out the fridge.
379
00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:41,460
This one's real. Eat it.
380
00:17:41,918 --> 00:17:43,209
What happened to me?
381
00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:47,084
I mean, I was fine,
until I saw Tommy up on that stage
382
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:50,960
and then all of a sudden,
I was just like, "Oh, my God!"
383
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,418
Samantha, it's designed that way.
384
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,752
You're there in the dark,
everything falls away,
385
00:17:57,752 --> 00:17:59,543
and it's just the two of you.
386
00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:02,002
- Yeah.
- And the passion...
387
00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:04,585
No one has ever understood you
the way he does.
388
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,209
Oh, God, no, I know.
389
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:08,126
And your heart
starts to beat a little faster.
390
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:10,168
- And you get flushed.
- Yeah.
391
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,334
And you imagine that the two of you
belong together.
392
00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,002
Yes. Yes.
393
00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:15,877
Your father doing this thing
with his hips--
394
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,126
No, no.
395
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:19,126
Too far, too far.
396
00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:21,710
Oh, boy. I've seen that look before.
397
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,376
Another victim of rock 'n' roll, huh?
398
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,710
Musicians stink.
399
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:30,668
You should be thanking me
for saving you from that life.
400
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:31,877
Well, thank you.
401
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,251
- Why?
- Because I killed your dream?
402
00:18:35,835 --> 00:18:38,710
It's okay, Mom told me
that you gave up everything
403
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,209
because she got pregnant with me.
404
00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:43,043
What? You told her that?
405
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:45,334
Well, I'm not gonna lie to her, Howard.
406
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,126
You know how I feel about that.
407
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:51,710
Sammy, you had nothing to do
with how my life turned out.
408
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,543
Okay? I made my choice.
409
00:18:53,543 --> 00:18:55,168
In fact, you were my excuse.
410
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,585
Howard, just tell her you quit
411
00:18:57,585 --> 00:19:00,209
because you wanted
to be a responsible father.
412
00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:03,376
No, I quit because I didn't wanna be
a musician anymore.
413
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,209
REGINA:
That's not true.
414
00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:07,710
Stop that,
you loved playing in that band.
415
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,585
No, you loved
that I was playing in that band.
416
00:19:10,585 --> 00:19:13,585
Admit it, if I was the waiter
when you walked into the club that night,
417
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,418
instead of the guy up on the stage,
would you have given me a look?
418
00:19:16,418 --> 00:19:18,418
Yes.
419
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:20,960
- No. But--
- See?
420
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,418
But look, look, look.
421
00:19:22,418 --> 00:19:25,793
Howard, you haven't picked up
a guitar in over 30 years,
422
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:28,334
you leave your fingernail clippings
in the sink.
423
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,209
I'm still here.
424
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:31,668
SAMANTHA:
Wait a minute.
425
00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:36,209
So now you're saying I just went into debt
over a guilt guitar for absolutely nothing?
426
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,960
- Well, you wanna take it back?
- Yeah, I wanna take it back.
427
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,376
REGINA:
No, not for nothing. No.
428
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:46,501
For a few days I got to look
at your father with that guitar
429
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:49,543
and it was 35 years ago all over again.
430
00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:53,418
Regina, every time I look at you,
it's 35 years ago again.
431
00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:55,209
REGINA:
Aw.
432
00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,002
Aw.
433
00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:02,251
SAMANTHA: Okay, if music
can stir passions of all kinds,
434
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:05,585
then chances are,
it can also soothe them.
435
00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:09,918
Dad, do you think
you've got one more gig left in you?
436
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,960
All right, let's hear it
for The Shadowmakers.
437
00:20:14,585 --> 00:20:16,585
The Shadowmakers?
438
00:20:16,585 --> 00:20:18,376
Dena, I am so sorry.
439
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:21,376
Look, I know I don't remember
that Tommy was our thing.
440
00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:24,376
But because I don't remember stuff,
doesn't mean that it didn't happen
441
00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:26,710
and that it didn't matter
to somebody else.
442
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:30,084
So I really need you
to keep reminding me when it did.
443
00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:32,877
- Okay?
- Okay.
444
00:20:32,877 --> 00:20:35,002
Remember that time
we called all the hotels to--?
445
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,543
I don't remember.
446
00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:39,334
- Remember that time there was only--
- No, I still have amnesia.
447
00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:40,668
- Is there a cake?
448
00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:42,418
- Yes.
449
00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:42,418
- Okay.
450
00:20:44,835 --> 00:20:46,460
[SINGING ROCK SONG]
451
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,877
They're gonna blow
the roof off the Ramada.
452
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:51,835
[BARKING]
453
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:55,918
What are you doing with her?
454
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:57,960
- You are terrible at this.
- No, it's okay.
455
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,877
She broke up with Tommy,
and she apologized for being an ass.
456
00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,084
You were really an ass.
457
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,043
- You were such an ass.
- I know.
458
00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:06,710
All right, fine, great.
459
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:09,877
Now let's go. I'm at a dog party.
460
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,043
SAMANTHA:
So I get it now. Nostalgia.
461
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:14,334
With nostalgia, I do have a past.
462
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:16,168
The same one as theirs.
463
00:21:16,168 --> 00:21:19,501
And as long I have that,
I can never be alone.
464
00:21:20,251 --> 00:21:22,668
[SINGING ROCK SONG]