1 00:00:06,681 --> 00:00:08,460 Here's my résumé. 2 00:00:08,622 --> 00:00:11,981 I mean, technically it says "curriculum vitae," 3 00:00:12,088 --> 00:00:14,977 which I think is more professional, but, 4 00:00:15,204 --> 00:00:18,024 you know, same thing pretty much. 5 00:00:18,784 --> 00:00:22,732 Great. But this position truly is a no-experience-necessary kind of thing. 6 00:00:22,788 --> 00:00:26,387 Well, and it doesn't really say it here, 7 00:00:26,598 --> 00:00:30,240 but I have a solid background in sales. 8 00:00:30,586 --> 00:00:32,961 I'm pretty much a self-starter, so. 9 00:00:32,962 --> 00:00:35,855 - That's excellent, but... - Excellent. 10 00:00:36,464 --> 00:00:39,276 I really feel I could be a major, 11 00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:42,591 major asset to your sales force. 12 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,684 I'm thinking there's a little misunderstanding. 13 00:00:47,724 --> 00:00:50,179 This isn't actually a sales job. I mean, 14 00:00:50,191 --> 00:00:52,650 I'd be happy to consider you for a sales position, 15 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,495 but our agents need to be licensed, 16 00:00:55,562 --> 00:00:58,190 have at least two years on-the-job experience, 17 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:00,417 and usually a college degree. 18 00:01:04,161 --> 00:01:07,789 What you would be doing is more like... advertising. 19 00:01:21,836 --> 00:01:23,055 Hey, Jesse! 20 00:01:23,597 --> 00:01:24,792 Hey, man! 21 00:01:25,831 --> 00:01:27,940 Yo, man! What up? 22 00:01:28,179 --> 00:01:29,212 Badger? 23 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,583 Where you been keeping yourself? 24 00:01:32,491 --> 00:01:33,780 Nice duds. 25 00:01:34,607 --> 00:01:36,073 Yeah. You, too. 26 00:01:36,462 --> 00:01:37,433 Thanks. 27 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:41,391 Yo, why would you want to do this lame ass job anyway? 28 00:01:41,431 --> 00:01:43,212 I mean, no offense. 29 00:01:43,341 --> 00:01:45,371 Because I'm on probation, yo. 30 00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:48,201 Gotta prove to the man I'm rehabilitated. 31 00:01:48,464 --> 00:01:51,754 Upstanding citizen. All that shit. 32 00:01:51,841 --> 00:01:53,914 It's really good exercise, too. 33 00:01:53,952 --> 00:01:57,264 Look. You can't just stand there. You have to spin the arrow. 34 00:01:57,298 --> 00:02:01,020 There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter. 35 00:02:05,901 --> 00:02:06,798 See? 36 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:09,042 That one's a bitch. 37 00:02:09,153 --> 00:02:10,673 I'm not very good at it yet. 38 00:02:10,702 --> 00:02:13,912 No, you really opened my eyes to the possibilities. 39 00:02:14,498 --> 00:02:15,973 Hey, anyways... 40 00:02:16,902 --> 00:02:18,951 - Thanks for the toke. - Anytime. 41 00:02:19,024 --> 00:02:20,607 Speaking of which... 42 00:02:21,505 --> 00:02:24,915 You think you could maybe hook me up with some crystal? 43 00:02:26,107 --> 00:02:29,526 Nah, I've been out of the business for a while actually now. 44 00:02:29,861 --> 00:02:32,878 - Thinking about retiring. - What? No! 45 00:02:33,328 --> 00:02:35,551 That stuff you made is unbelievable. 46 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,393 It was pretty awesome. 47 00:02:37,531 --> 00:02:38,935 Retirement? 48 00:02:39,857 --> 00:02:41,449 I can't be hearing this! 49 00:02:41,631 --> 00:02:44,816 I had this partner who was helping me cook. 50 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:48,185 I mean, I was doing most of the work, but... 51 00:02:50,226 --> 00:02:52,204 he was an asshole, so... 52 00:02:52,525 --> 00:02:56,319 Anyway, pseudo's getting harder and harder to come by. 53 00:02:56,489 --> 00:02:58,770 I can hook you up with some pseudo. 54 00:02:58,939 --> 00:03:00,670 Major pseudo. 55 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,648 I got channels, bro. 56 00:03:03,294 --> 00:03:05,012 We could partner up. 57 00:03:07,055 --> 00:03:08,741 No pressure. No pressure. 58 00:03:08,764 --> 00:03:10,931 Just think about it, all right? 59 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:13,534 I gotta go. 60 00:03:23,197 --> 00:03:25,778 Yo, this way to savings! 61 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,246 Save your dollars bills, yo! 62 00:03:47,826 --> 00:03:50,826 "Grey Matter" 63 00:04:06,776 --> 00:04:08,207 It's a stupid gift. 64 00:04:08,264 --> 00:04:10,220 No, it isn't. He'll love it. 65 00:04:10,224 --> 00:04:12,306 I don't know what I was thinking. 66 00:04:12,408 --> 00:04:15,027 Didn't the invitation even say "no gifts"? 67 00:04:15,102 --> 00:04:16,515 - Walt. - What? 68 00:04:17,118 --> 00:04:18,607 We have to go. 69 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:21,281 I know. I'm not complaing. 70 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:22,730 Yes, you are. 71 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:26,507 Look, we need this. 72 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,681 We've been through a lot lately, okay? 73 00:04:33,476 --> 00:04:35,981 Guess we didn't get the beige memo. 74 00:04:37,481 --> 00:04:38,761 We're okay. 75 00:04:38,797 --> 00:04:42,551 Yes, I look like I'm wearing a prom dress from 1985. 76 00:04:42,589 --> 00:04:44,260 Honey, you look fine. 77 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:47,813 Walt, this is the only thing I could find that fit me. 78 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:52,981 Would you look at that? The invitation said "no gifts." 79 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:55,320 Oh, come on. 80 00:04:55,442 --> 00:04:57,834 Sir, I'll take that for you. 81 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,287 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 82 00:05:05,485 --> 00:05:07,450 Oh, look, there's Elliott. 83 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,390 Let's go say hello. 84 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,174 Elliott. 85 00:05:13,577 --> 00:05:15,517 Walt! You made it. 86 00:05:17,462 --> 00:05:18,556 Happy birthday. 87 00:05:18,557 --> 00:05:21,595 - Wouldn't miss it for the world. - Thank you. Skyler. 88 00:05:22,566 --> 00:05:24,036 Oh, that's right. 89 00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:26,631 Great to see you. You look beautiful as always. 90 00:05:26,664 --> 00:05:30,032 Well, these days a little more big than beautiful, but... 91 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:31,994 Of course! Congratulations. 92 00:05:31,996 --> 00:05:33,495 That was such great news. 93 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:34,540 Thank you. 94 00:05:34,545 --> 00:05:36,598 Gretchen, look who's here! 95 00:05:40,948 --> 00:05:42,708 It's been ages. 96 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:45,196 It's so good to see you. 97 00:05:45,811 --> 00:05:47,847 It's... really good. 98 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,204 Skyler, welcome. Congratulations. 99 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,659 Thank you. It's really nice to be here. 100 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:54,141 When are you due? 101 00:05:54,144 --> 00:05:56,768 We're looking at about ten more weeks. 102 00:05:56,953 --> 00:05:59,737 Actually, we recently found out that it's a girl. 103 00:06:00,095 --> 00:06:02,575 - Congratulations. - That's so wonderful. 104 00:06:02,632 --> 00:06:05,276 We've been thinking about it for ourselves. 105 00:06:05,305 --> 00:06:07,189 Yeah, thinking about it. 106 00:06:10,327 --> 00:06:11,570 By the way, 107 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:14,772 securing that patent was just amazing. 108 00:06:15,062 --> 00:06:17,956 I mean, the work that your company is doing... 109 00:06:19,121 --> 00:06:20,741 Congratulations, to both of you. 110 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:22,870 Hard work and a lot of luck. 111 00:06:22,873 --> 00:06:25,068 - A lot of luck. - Oh, well, no. 112 00:06:25,777 --> 00:06:28,282 Will you excuse us? We gotta say hi. 113 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:30,381 Make yourselves at home. We'll catch up later. 114 00:06:30,398 --> 00:06:31,905 Sure. Okay. 115 00:06:32,282 --> 00:06:34,656 - So good you're here. - Thank you. 116 00:06:36,882 --> 00:06:37,994 Shall we? 117 00:07:57,022 --> 00:07:57,884 Walt? 118 00:07:58,196 --> 00:08:00,042 I thought that was you. 119 00:08:00,052 --> 00:08:01,065 Farley! 120 00:08:01,251 --> 00:08:02,625 Long time no see. 121 00:08:03,253 --> 00:08:05,071 This Walter White. 122 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,286 Back at Cal Tech, he was... 123 00:08:07,296 --> 00:08:10,079 you were just the master of crystallography. 124 00:08:10,258 --> 00:08:13,811 I remember this one time, we were stuck on this protein problem... 125 00:08:14,474 --> 00:08:15,944 for weeks! 126 00:08:16,281 --> 00:08:18,223 You just breezed right in 127 00:08:18,243 --> 00:08:20,711 and you had one word for us, too. 128 00:08:20,764 --> 00:08:23,533 Synchrotrons. It was synchrotrons, yeah. 129 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:27,558 They generate purer and more complete patterns than x-ray beams. 130 00:08:27,595 --> 00:08:30,465 Data collection takes a fraction of the time. 131 00:08:30,899 --> 00:08:33,404 This is the White in Gray Matter. 132 00:08:34,624 --> 00:08:35,811 Tell 'em, Walt. 133 00:08:35,887 --> 00:08:37,272 Okay. 134 00:08:37,897 --> 00:08:40,717 Well, back when Elliott and I were in grad school, 135 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,392 we came up with the name. 136 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:45,778 Schwartz: black. Walter White. 137 00:08:45,809 --> 00:08:49,363 So, together they became Gray Matter Technologies. 138 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,972 - Cute, huh? - So you run the company with Elliott? 139 00:08:51,996 --> 00:08:55,172 Well, no. No, that's Gretchen and Elliott. 140 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:58,207 I gravitated toward education. 141 00:08:59,211 --> 00:09:00,619 What university? 142 00:09:05,136 --> 00:09:07,025 It's a Stratocaster! 143 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,200 Not just any Strat. 144 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:10,936 That's one of Clapton's. 145 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,160 No way. 146 00:09:12,948 --> 00:09:13,961 "To Elliott. 147 00:09:13,979 --> 00:09:17,615 "Sorry about the buckle rash. Eric Clapton." 148 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,478 Thank you. This is beautiful. 149 00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:22,501 Why is he doing this? 150 00:09:22,802 --> 00:09:24,837 What is he, like eight years old? 151 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:25,997 Here, honey. 152 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:30,893 Thanks. 153 00:09:31,052 --> 00:09:32,579 Oh, this is from Walt. 154 00:09:32,588 --> 00:09:34,459 - God. - It's okay! 155 00:09:46,303 --> 00:09:47,979 Yum-Good Ramen. 156 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:01,822 This is what Walt and I... 157 00:10:03,127 --> 00:10:06,725 lived on for 10 months straight 158 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:09,570 while we were working on our thesis. 159 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:12,939 They sold them down at Ralsto's in the hardware aisle, 160 00:10:12,995 --> 00:10:14,970 right next to the... the what was it? 161 00:10:14,972 --> 00:10:16,908 - Sterno. - The Sterno. 162 00:10:17,523 --> 00:10:19,539 Yeah, 10 for $1.99. 163 00:10:19,644 --> 00:10:21,773 To this day, I am convinced 164 00:10:21,867 --> 00:10:24,969 these noodles were responsible for our success. 165 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,064 This was our lifeblood. 166 00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:28,984 Where'd you find these? 167 00:10:28,986 --> 00:10:31,705 I thought they'd been outlawed years ago. 168 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,485 I love it. 169 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:38,545 Thank you, Walt. 170 00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:43,037 For the man who has everything. 171 00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:45,261 - No, no. - It was. 172 00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:47,573 You remember the fat guy, the fat guy. 173 00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,265 We used to call him "Snot Trough" 174 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,347 because he had that thing under his n... 175 00:10:51,419 --> 00:10:53,844 - What do you call that thing? - That was Dobkins! 176 00:10:53,859 --> 00:10:56,862 That was the same guy who always smelled like chocolate milk. 177 00:10:56,868 --> 00:10:58,937 - It was! - No, no, no, no. 178 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:01,112 It wasn't Dobkins. It was... 179 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:05,179 Anyway, I swear to Christ he used to iron those patches 180 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:08,965 onto the elbows of his Members Only jacket because 181 00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:11,031 he thought it made him look more distinguished. 182 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,074 - Didn't it? - No. 183 00:11:15,129 --> 00:11:17,754 - Well, here's to Snot Trough. - To Snot Trough. 184 00:11:17,756 --> 00:11:20,307 - Wherever you may be. - God bless him. 185 00:11:22,156 --> 00:11:24,532 And you remember the professor 186 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:27,177 who used to hate Robert Wilhelm Bunsen? 187 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:28,425 Yes. 188 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,113 All you had to do was mention the Bunsen burner 189 00:11:31,114 --> 00:11:33,118 and he was off on a rant. 190 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,325 "No, he didn't invent it." You remember the waving? 191 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,655 "He just improved it!" You know. 192 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,907 It was easy to kill 15 minutes anyway. 193 00:11:43,889 --> 00:11:46,583 Oh God, I miss this, Walt. 194 00:11:47,481 --> 00:11:49,459 Yeah. Me, too. 195 00:11:50,303 --> 00:11:53,109 Listen, we ought to get together more often. 196 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,954 Skyler and I would love to have you and Gretchen over for dinner sometime. 197 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,257 Sure, yeah, absolutely. 198 00:12:00,195 --> 00:12:01,674 But what I mean is 199 00:12:01,682 --> 00:12:04,451 that you and I should work together again. 200 00:12:07,202 --> 00:12:09,989 - Are you going to teach high school? - No, no. Seriously. 201 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,772 What's stopping us? 202 00:12:15,339 --> 00:12:17,543 Wait a minute. Elliott, what are you... 203 00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:20,752 Are you asking me to come work for you at Gray Matter? 204 00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:22,900 Yeah. Why not? You'd fit right in. 205 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:26,095 You're brilliant, you've got a ton of experience. 206 00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:27,646 Well, I... 207 00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:31,246 I wouldn't really know where to begin. I mean... 208 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,117 God. You have no idea. 209 00:12:34,155 --> 00:12:38,148 I spend my days just drawing out atoms on the chalkboard 210 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:41,328 and trying to get these kids to learn the periodic table. 211 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:42,929 Look, I understand. 212 00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:46,791 You're a little rusty, but you're not seeing the upside here. 213 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:50,454 We could really benefit from a new set of eyes. 214 00:12:50,863 --> 00:12:54,391 You know what it is when you been trying to crack some problem for months on end. 215 00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:55,931 You get tunnel vision. 216 00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:58,024 One guy thinking outside of the box... 217 00:12:58,035 --> 00:13:00,408 You may be exactly what we need. 218 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,442 Well, listen, Elliott... 219 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,765 Your offer is very appealing. It really is. I thank you. But... 220 00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:29,547 There's something you should know. 221 00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:33,197 I have some... 222 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:35,621 personal issues. 223 00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:38,692 Look, there's nothing we can't work out. 224 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:43,010 Well, yeah, but it's complicated. 225 00:13:44,686 --> 00:13:46,324 We can help you. 226 00:13:46,712 --> 00:13:49,292 We have excellent health insurance. 227 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,386 The best. 228 00:14:14,693 --> 00:14:18,449 Hey, did you try those prosciutto wrapped figs? They were, like, wow! 229 00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:22,083 They were just... I must have had about 30 of those suckers. 230 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:24,221 And the seafood table. Did you see that? 231 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:28,108 They had lobster tail, they had crab legs, there was, like, shrimp... 232 00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:32,894 Walt? 233 00:14:32,895 --> 00:14:35,387 What the hell did you say to Elliott? 234 00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:38,314 You told him about the cancer, didn't you? 235 00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:39,462 Didn't you? 236 00:14:40,932 --> 00:14:42,439 I can't believe it. 237 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,398 Okay, we were talking. 238 00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:48,048 He asked how you were doing, and I am sorry, 239 00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:50,560 but I don't have the best poker face these days 240 00:14:50,572 --> 00:14:52,305 where that's concerned. 241 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,962 He knew something was wrong with you and he pressed me. 242 00:14:56,036 --> 00:14:57,776 He pressed you. Come on. 243 00:14:57,789 --> 00:14:58,702 Walt! 244 00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:00,791 When it came right down to it, 245 00:15:00,822 --> 00:15:03,217 I didn't know what else to do but tell him the truth. 246 00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:06,704 The truth? How about you just said "he's fine," huh? 247 00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:10,891 Maybe you could've just have said that? 248 00:15:10,924 --> 00:15:12,336 "He's fine," and done. 249 00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:14,317 I don't like the way you're talking to me. 250 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,541 I don't like the way you talk about my private affairs 251 00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:20,787 to people who are not even in our lives anymore. 252 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:24,957 - What exactly did he say to you? - He offered me a job. 253 00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:26,549 - What? - Yes. 254 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,039 Kind of like some fig leaf, you know? 255 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,977 Some face-saving bullshit 256 00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:35,241 that allowed me to generously accept his charity. 257 00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:38,042 And then, when I turned that down, he flat-out 258 00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:40,146 offered to pay for my treatment. 259 00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:43,428 Which is exactly what you expected him to do, didn't you? 260 00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,317 - Didn't you? - No. 261 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,199 - Please. Come on. - I did not put him up... 262 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:52,911 Okay, what did you say? 263 00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:56,744 Walt? 264 00:15:57,877 --> 00:15:59,761 What do you think I said? 265 00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:02,416 Why? Walt... 266 00:16:52,947 --> 00:16:55,754 - You ready to go? - I'm taking the bus. 267 00:16:58,686 --> 00:16:59,816 Okay... 268 00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:03,877 Bye, honey. 269 00:17:42,577 --> 00:17:44,876 Hey, dude, are these bullet holes? 270 00:17:47,391 --> 00:17:50,443 No, man. Those are for, like, you know, 271 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,119 ventilation. 272 00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:53,980 Cool. 273 00:17:56,203 --> 00:17:57,936 Nice set-up, huh? 274 00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:01,569 - Man. - This is nothing, man. 275 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,562 I used to have, like, twice as much glassware 276 00:18:04,992 --> 00:18:08,980 until my dumbass ex-partner drove us into a ditch 277 00:18:09,049 --> 00:18:11,046 and wrecked most of it. 278 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,927 Big ass beaker, huh? 279 00:18:13,778 --> 00:18:17,357 Wait, wait. No, that's a... Yeah, that's a boiling flask. 280 00:18:17,593 --> 00:18:19,477 This is a beaker. 281 00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:23,054 Here's a Griffin beaker, here's a volumetric beaker. 282 00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:27,356 Here's an Erlenmeyer flask. 283 00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,008 You got... 284 00:18:30,202 --> 00:18:32,011 You really know your shit. 285 00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:34,859 Well, it's just basic chemistry, yo. 286 00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:39,212 So... you got something for me? 287 00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:41,105 Oh, hells, yeah! 288 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,840 Okay. We're in business. 289 00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:59,545 - Right on, Badger. - Dude, check this out. 290 00:19:00,828 --> 00:19:03,383 Jesus, what the hell are you bringing that for? 291 00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:05,203 Hunting. 292 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,941 We might see javelinas. 293 00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:40,005 Are you going to help me or what? 294 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:52,664 Badger! 295 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:52,998 Let me see the money. 296 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:57,402 Nah, I need five each. Come on, two more. 297 00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:58,363 Here. 298 00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:01,126 What about him? 299 00:21:02,106 --> 00:21:04,460 Are you kidding? He looks younger than us. 300 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:05,671 Whatever. 301 00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:08,426 What about that guy? 302 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,442 - Nah, he looks like a businessman. - So what? 303 00:21:11,527 --> 00:21:14,503 So, businessmen are always in a hurry. 304 00:21:14,702 --> 00:21:17,980 They're always, like, going to some meeting or something. 305 00:21:18,168 --> 00:21:20,655 Seriously, he's just going to say no. 306 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,730 This guy. 307 00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:25,099 This is our guy. 308 00:21:25,349 --> 00:21:26,423 You're up. 309 00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:28,615 Why do I have to do it? 310 00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:31,256 Give me the crutches and I'll go do it. 311 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,206 Excuse me, hey. 312 00:21:38,942 --> 00:21:41,216 We forgot our IDs and we were wondering 313 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:44,441 if you could do us a favor and buy us a six-pack. 314 00:21:45,232 --> 00:21:47,699 You know, what you're asking is illegal. 315 00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,499 No, it's not? 316 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,496 Yeah, it is. 317 00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,360 Guess you win the jackpot. 318 00:22:01,402 --> 00:22:03,982 This is not how I wanted to spend my night off. 319 00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:06,391 Consider this your first and last warning. 320 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,442 Yes, sir. 321 00:22:07,444 --> 00:22:09,944 You're lucky you got a good dad here. 322 00:22:18,105 --> 00:22:20,255 If the other guys hadn't run, 323 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,879 I could've talked my way out of it. 324 00:22:23,277 --> 00:22:25,236 Not cool, man. Not cool. 325 00:22:25,632 --> 00:22:29,060 What, you never tried to buy beer when you were my age? 326 00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:32,453 No, I'm talking about you calling me and not your father. 327 00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:35,233 How do you think that will make him feel? 328 00:22:44,965 --> 00:22:47,433 I don't even know what to say to you. 329 00:22:49,705 --> 00:22:50,836 Just go. 330 00:22:52,203 --> 00:22:54,218 I'll deal with you later. 331 00:23:01,243 --> 00:23:02,599 Where's Walt? 332 00:23:03,186 --> 00:23:05,381 I haven't seen him since this morning. 333 00:23:05,393 --> 00:23:07,648 Your guess is as good as mine. 334 00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:10,177 Listen, do me a favor, all right? 335 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:12,179 Don't tell him about the kid. 336 00:23:12,239 --> 00:23:15,557 Just a teenager trying to score some beer, you know? 337 00:23:16,159 --> 00:23:19,117 You know. Just growing pains. 338 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,195 I mean, he finds out his dad's sick, he starts acting out, you know? 339 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,772 First the pot, and then this. 340 00:23:27,383 --> 00:23:28,607 The pot? 341 00:23:31,265 --> 00:23:34,306 - You told me he was smoking reefer. - That's what Skyler told me. 342 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,110 I mean, you may as well have. 343 00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:38,824 I wasn't talking about Walter, Jr. 344 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:41,526 I was talking about Walt. 345 00:23:44,268 --> 00:23:45,515 Excuse me? 346 00:23:46,786 --> 00:23:48,160 He admitted it. 347 00:23:50,157 --> 00:23:51,834 He said he liked it. 348 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,244 Walt? 349 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,986 I didn't think he had it in him. 350 00:24:07,081 --> 00:24:09,210 It's like he's not himself lately. 351 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:12,307 I mean, why would anyone in their right mind 352 00:24:12,309 --> 00:24:14,090 choose not to do treatment? 353 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,822 Especially when it's completely paid for? 354 00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:19,026 Why is he doing this? 355 00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:22,151 You know what we need to do? 356 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,553 What we really need to do is sit him down, all of us, 357 00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:27,957 and get everything out on the table. 358 00:24:27,995 --> 00:24:30,040 Talk it all through. 359 00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:32,508 You mean an intervention? 360 00:24:32,546 --> 00:24:33,852 No, no. 361 00:24:33,985 --> 00:24:36,717 Just a family meeting... 362 00:24:37,395 --> 00:24:40,757 where everyone can voice their concerns and... 363 00:24:41,087 --> 00:24:42,584 be heard. 364 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,835 You are a genius, bro! 365 00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:55,152 This cankenstein is unreal! 366 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:57,861 When we get back, I'm gonna burn that dollar bill suit 367 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:00,586 'cause we're gonna make some mad dough! 368 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,479 It's not right. 369 00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:06,168 What do you mean it's not right? 370 00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:09,432 It's... cloudy. 371 00:25:09,436 --> 00:25:11,000 It's not supposed to be cloudy. 372 00:25:11,058 --> 00:25:13,375 That last time, it was glass. 373 00:25:14,061 --> 00:25:15,273 So what? 374 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:18,818 Cloudy, not cloudy, it looks good enough to me. 375 00:25:20,984 --> 00:25:22,378 "Good enough." 376 00:25:26,994 --> 00:25:28,945 Yo, what are you doing? 377 00:25:33,305 --> 00:25:36,234 Are you out of your mind? I totally would've smoked that! 378 00:25:36,247 --> 00:25:38,275 It's not for you, it's for our customers. 379 00:25:38,283 --> 00:25:40,800 They're gonna demand a certain standard. 380 00:25:40,898 --> 00:25:41,784 What? 381 00:25:42,606 --> 00:25:44,754 What are you... What? 382 00:25:45,036 --> 00:25:46,981 We'll just do it again... 383 00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:48,846 until we get it right. 384 00:26:14,816 --> 00:26:15,741 Walt... 385 00:26:18,397 --> 00:26:20,921 Please have a seat and join us. 386 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,541 We can do better. 387 00:27:13,569 --> 00:27:15,855 Don't you fucking think about it! 388 00:27:19,385 --> 00:27:21,567 Three entire pounds of pseudo wasted! 389 00:27:21,579 --> 00:27:23,903 You know how long I had to spin that stupid sign? 390 00:27:23,905 --> 00:27:25,373 Get off me, psycho! 391 00:27:25,383 --> 00:27:26,992 Helicopter, bitch! 392 00:27:46,988 --> 00:27:48,344 Open the door! 393 00:28:09,651 --> 00:28:11,497 Come back here, you bitch! 394 00:28:12,745 --> 00:28:14,516 I'm gonna mess you up! 395 00:28:26,903 --> 00:28:30,095 I really need to understand your thought 396 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:32,638 process because clearly I don't. 397 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,344 I feel 398 00:28:34,607 --> 00:28:37,753 that this decision you've made 399 00:28:37,813 --> 00:28:40,219 is not only not in your best interest, 400 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:43,811 it's not in the best interest of our entire family. 401 00:28:44,228 --> 00:28:46,632 - Look, Skyler... - Not yet. Please. 402 00:28:46,652 --> 00:28:49,345 I have the Talking Pillow. 403 00:28:52,053 --> 00:28:54,464 Everybody gets to speak their minds, remember? 404 00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:56,822 And then, you'll get your chance. 405 00:28:58,135 --> 00:29:02,019 Money has always been an issue for us, I'll give you that. 406 00:29:02,335 --> 00:29:05,062 But now that Elliott is more than willing to pitch in, 407 00:29:05,072 --> 00:29:08,595 I know, I understand that it's hard for you to accept help. 408 00:29:08,601 --> 00:29:10,884 Maybe it's the way you were raised. 409 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,244 But, honey... 410 00:29:13,148 --> 00:29:16,596 it's okay to lean on people now and again. 411 00:29:17,153 --> 00:29:19,617 You need this treatment, 412 00:29:19,721 --> 00:29:22,581 and nothing can stop you from getting it, 413 00:29:22,786 --> 00:29:24,218 except you. 414 00:29:31,989 --> 00:29:33,986 Am I allowed to respond? 415 00:29:34,104 --> 00:29:35,415 In a minute. 416 00:29:35,429 --> 00:29:38,479 I think we need to go around the circle first. 417 00:29:41,292 --> 00:29:43,477 Hank, would you like to start? 418 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,156 Yeah. Okay. 419 00:29:49,675 --> 00:29:53,532 - Well, what I'll say is... - No, take the Talking Pillow. 420 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,982 All right, look, buddy. 421 00:30:03,273 --> 00:30:06,796 I know I don't get to tell you this enough, but... 422 00:30:09,030 --> 00:30:11,159 I care... about you... 423 00:30:11,871 --> 00:30:13,510 a hell of a lot. 424 00:30:14,158 --> 00:30:15,658 This cancer thing... 425 00:30:17,288 --> 00:30:18,739 Let's just... Let's face it. 426 00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:21,169 You know, you were dealt a shit hand. 427 00:30:21,357 --> 00:30:22,318 But... 428 00:30:23,242 --> 00:30:25,502 sometimes your luck can change. 429 00:30:25,589 --> 00:30:28,936 I mean, I can't tell you how many times I was, you know, 430 00:30:28,943 --> 00:30:32,882 I started with a shit hand and I ended up with a full house. 431 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,108 Okay? 432 00:30:34,976 --> 00:30:37,242 I mean, the key is, you gotta hang in there. 433 00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:40,774 Man, you gotta keep placing your bets. Keep placing your bets. 434 00:30:42,813 --> 00:30:46,020 Hank... what the hell are you saying? 435 00:30:46,067 --> 00:30:49,266 Please, Marie, let him talk. That's what we're here to do. 436 00:30:49,277 --> 00:30:50,451 Please. 437 00:30:51,915 --> 00:30:53,177 Go on, Hank. 438 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:56,008 Right, well... 439 00:30:56,776 --> 00:30:58,744 Look at it this way, okay? 440 00:30:58,981 --> 00:31:01,960 It's the bottom of the 9th. Bases are loaded. 441 00:31:02,211 --> 00:31:03,624 You're up. 442 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,558 But you got a bum arm. Right? 443 00:31:06,892 --> 00:31:10,095 There's no frickin' way you're gonna hit a homer. 444 00:31:10,332 --> 00:31:13,817 So you can either let the pinch hitter take the bat, 445 00:31:14,175 --> 00:31:17,721 or you can hold on to your pride and lose the game. 446 00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:20,230 Get what I'm saying? 447 00:31:21,677 --> 00:31:22,543 No. 448 00:31:25,866 --> 00:31:28,992 You got your pride, man. I get it. Okay? I get it. 449 00:31:29,152 --> 00:31:32,976 If this Daddy Warbucks wants to chip in, I'm with your old lady on this one. 450 00:31:32,977 --> 00:31:35,404 I say take the money and run, you know. 451 00:31:39,218 --> 00:31:41,333 Somebody want to take this thing? Here. 452 00:31:41,736 --> 00:31:42,981 Yes, Walter... 453 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:46,551 Walter Jr., I'm sure you have about 454 00:31:47,290 --> 00:31:50,923 a million things to say, probably, and now is your chance. 455 00:31:52,351 --> 00:31:55,063 Go ahead. Just let it all out. 456 00:31:58,508 --> 00:32:00,592 - This is bullshit. - Hey, come on. 457 00:32:00,955 --> 00:32:01,929 It's all right. 458 00:32:06,712 --> 00:32:07,569 Talk. 459 00:32:08,724 --> 00:32:10,735 Tell your dad how you feel. 460 00:32:14,156 --> 00:32:16,387 - I'm pissed off. - Tell him. 461 00:32:17,746 --> 00:32:19,459 I'm pissed off, 462 00:32:20,454 --> 00:32:22,153 'cause you're being... 463 00:32:23,554 --> 00:32:24,657 You're... 464 00:32:27,016 --> 00:32:28,736 You're a pussy. 465 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:33,256 You're, like, ready to give up. 466 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:41,717 God. What if you gave up on me, huh? 467 00:32:48,605 --> 00:32:52,225 This here? All the stuff I've been through, 468 00:32:52,793 --> 00:32:56,529 and you're scared of a little chemotherapy? 469 00:33:11,645 --> 00:33:13,357 Me, personally? 470 00:33:16,243 --> 00:33:19,232 I think you should do whatever you want to do. 471 00:33:20,687 --> 00:33:21,517 What? 472 00:33:22,926 --> 00:33:25,344 You told us to be honest about our feelings. 473 00:33:25,345 --> 00:33:27,788 Walt's the one with cancer. It's his decision. 474 00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:29,879 It's not up to any of us. 475 00:33:30,028 --> 00:33:32,841 Why in the hell would you do this? 476 00:33:34,797 --> 00:33:37,768 I wasn't planning on agreeing with Walt. 477 00:33:37,881 --> 00:33:40,194 But after sitting here and listening to you all 478 00:33:40,203 --> 00:33:42,534 talk about his future like he has no say in it. 479 00:33:42,546 --> 00:33:44,730 He's not gonna have a future 480 00:33:44,764 --> 00:33:46,694 if he doesn't get treatment. 481 00:33:46,706 --> 00:33:49,734 I am a medical professional. 482 00:33:50,165 --> 00:33:53,991 I x-ray people in treatment every day. 483 00:33:54,011 --> 00:33:56,722 I see them every day, and you know what? 484 00:33:56,869 --> 00:34:00,405 Some of them are absolutely miserable. 485 00:34:00,431 --> 00:34:03,099 - Marie... - I'm sorry, but it's true. 486 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,795 And some of them don't wanna spend 487 00:34:05,807 --> 00:34:08,458 their last weeks or months 488 00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:10,851 being picked at by doctors. 489 00:34:11,236 --> 00:34:13,695 But they got talked into it by their families. 490 00:34:13,723 --> 00:34:16,280 Could I get the pillow back? I agree with Marie on that. 491 00:34:17,031 --> 00:34:19,092 What? Maybe Walt wants to die like a man. 492 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,603 I don't want him to die at all! 493 00:34:22,032 --> 00:34:25,990 That's the whole point of this. So either help, or leave! 494 00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:29,019 Skyler, I just wanted to do you the courtesy 495 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:31,530 of giving you my honest opinion. 496 00:34:31,621 --> 00:34:35,098 You know, Marie, this is not debate club. 497 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,987 This is my husband's life. 498 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:40,917 - I make one simple observation... - My husband's life we're talking about! 499 00:34:41,758 --> 00:34:44,145 - Ladies. Come on. - How dare you... 500 00:34:48,777 --> 00:34:50,424 This is so stupid. 501 00:34:56,048 --> 00:34:58,925 All right, I've got the Talking Pillow now. 502 00:34:59,468 --> 00:35:00,402 Okay? 503 00:35:11,389 --> 00:35:13,374 We all, in this room, 504 00:35:14,827 --> 00:35:16,397 we love each other. 505 00:35:17,232 --> 00:35:20,761 We want what's best for each other, and I know that. 506 00:35:21,242 --> 00:35:23,577 I am very thankful for that. 507 00:35:25,096 --> 00:35:26,030 But... 508 00:35:27,096 --> 00:35:28,458 what I want... 509 00:35:31,156 --> 00:35:33,504 What I want, what I need, 510 00:35:35,854 --> 00:35:37,359 is a choice. 511 00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:41,819 What does that... mean? 512 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,850 Sometimes, I feel like I never actually 513 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,338 make any of my own. 514 00:35:52,992 --> 00:35:54,912 Choices, I mean. 515 00:36:01,652 --> 00:36:03,391 My entire life, 516 00:36:04,818 --> 00:36:06,738 it just seems I never... 517 00:36:09,927 --> 00:36:13,521 you know, had a real say about any of it. 518 00:36:17,391 --> 00:36:19,856 Now this last one, cancer... 519 00:36:22,435 --> 00:36:25,989 all I have left is how I choose to approach this. 520 00:36:26,892 --> 00:36:29,240 Then make the right choice, Walt. 521 00:36:30,725 --> 00:36:33,216 You're not the only one it affects. 522 00:36:34,589 --> 00:36:36,559 What about your son? 523 00:36:37,981 --> 00:36:41,224 Don't you wanna see your daughter grow up? I just... 524 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,514 Of course, I do. 525 00:36:51,021 --> 00:36:54,511 Skyler, you've read the statistics. 526 00:37:00,816 --> 00:37:02,451 These doctors... 527 00:37:02,801 --> 00:37:04,838 talking about surviving. 528 00:37:05,986 --> 00:37:07,814 One year, two years, 529 00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:10,395 like it's the only thing that matters. 530 00:37:10,678 --> 00:37:13,377 But what good is it, to just survive 531 00:37:13,388 --> 00:37:16,617 if I am too sick to work, 532 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,261 to enjoy a meal, 533 00:37:23,339 --> 00:37:24,831 to make love? 534 00:37:32,195 --> 00:37:34,206 For what time I have left, 535 00:37:37,346 --> 00:37:39,663 I want to live in my own house. 536 00:37:39,853 --> 00:37:42,681 I want to sleep in my own bed. 537 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:46,463 I don't wanna choke down 30 or 40 pills every single day, 538 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:49,772 lose my hair, and lie around, 539 00:37:50,298 --> 00:37:52,127 too tired to get up... 540 00:37:54,867 --> 00:37:58,175 and so nauseated that I can't even move my head. 541 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:04,727 And you cleaning up after me? 542 00:38:07,865 --> 00:38:09,279 Me, with... 543 00:38:12,703 --> 00:38:16,277 some dead man, some artificially alive, 544 00:38:17,949 --> 00:38:20,427 just marking time? 545 00:38:22,877 --> 00:38:23,954 No. No. 546 00:38:28,623 --> 00:38:31,205 And that's how you would remember me. 547 00:38:37,687 --> 00:38:39,594 That's the worst part. 548 00:38:42,923 --> 00:38:44,130 So... 549 00:38:44,571 --> 00:38:47,749 that is my thought process, Skyler. 550 00:38:50,523 --> 00:38:51,807 I'm sorry. 551 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,762 I just... 552 00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:59,773 I choose not to do it. 553 00:40:55,601 --> 00:40:56,665 All right. 554 00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:02,087 All right what? 555 00:41:05,932 --> 00:41:07,697 I'll do the treatment. 556 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:40,954 It's gonna be okay. 557 00:42:09,339 --> 00:42:11,680 The lady from the billing office said 558 00:42:11,688 --> 00:42:14,303 they usually bill the insurance company directly, 559 00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:17,047 but since our HMO is not paying for it, 560 00:42:17,178 --> 00:42:19,646 we can pay up front with a credit card. 561 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:20,881 Good. 562 00:42:23,139 --> 00:42:25,739 And then Elliott will send a check. 563 00:42:27,085 --> 00:42:29,138 I will take care of it. 564 00:42:34,892 --> 00:42:36,267 Walter White? 565 00:42:37,217 --> 00:42:37,989 Yes. 566 00:42:41,152 --> 00:42:42,019 Okay. 567 00:42:45,014 --> 00:42:46,785 See you in a minute. 568 00:44:18,836 --> 00:44:19,834 Elliott. 569 00:44:20,487 --> 00:44:22,183 Walt, it's Gretchen. 570 00:44:24,155 --> 00:44:25,266 Oh, hey. 571 00:44:25,927 --> 00:44:27,773 Hey, Gretchen. How are you? 572 00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:31,389 You know, it was really great seeing you two the other day. 573 00:44:32,449 --> 00:44:33,956 What a party. 574 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,959 Elliott told me about the cancer. 575 00:44:39,028 --> 00:44:41,232 I'm so sorry. 576 00:44:44,017 --> 00:44:47,597 Well, you know, it is what it is, I guess. 577 00:44:48,271 --> 00:44:51,115 I don't know what to say except 578 00:44:51,662 --> 00:44:53,885 I'm always here for you. 579 00:44:54,084 --> 00:44:57,042 Both of us are. We wanted you to know that. 580 00:44:59,051 --> 00:45:00,803 Yeah, well, thank you. 581 00:45:02,892 --> 00:45:05,605 Walt, Elliott's told me 582 00:45:05,623 --> 00:45:07,925 he had offered to pay for the treatment. 583 00:45:07,930 --> 00:45:09,377 You have to accept. 584 00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:12,069 That money, as far as we're both concerned, 585 00:45:12,075 --> 00:45:14,094 that belongs to you. 586 00:45:14,188 --> 00:45:17,252 Even the name of our company, it's half yours. 587 00:45:20,227 --> 00:45:21,094 Walt... 588 00:45:24,552 --> 00:45:26,605 Is this about you and me? 589 00:45:39,761 --> 00:45:42,828 Gretchen, I really appreciate the offer. I do. 590 00:45:43,746 --> 00:45:45,232 But we're fine. 591 00:45:46,754 --> 00:45:50,472 As it turns out, the insurance came through after all. 592 00:45:50,513 --> 00:45:53,753 So... I am covered. 593 00:45:56,397 --> 00:46:00,147 Well, anyway, I really appreciate it. Thank you. 594 00:46:02,022 --> 00:46:03,981 Good, that's good news. 595 00:46:06,335 --> 00:46:08,992 You know, that really was a great party. 596 00:46:12,384 --> 00:46:14,042 Keep in touch, okay? 597 00:46:14,269 --> 00:46:15,701 Sure. Sure. 598 00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:19,038 Thank you for calling. 599 00:47:18,134 --> 00:47:19,832 You wanna cook?