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You're not thinking about
going to work today, are you?

2
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Thought I would. That inhaler really
seems to be doing the trick.

3
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- What?
- Just take the rest of the week.

4
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Please. You've earned it.

5
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Don't push it.

6
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Besides, I want you well
for the weekend.

7
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Mom wants to party.

8
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It's just a little get-together,
that's all.

9
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Sunday afternoon, maybe?
Nothing too big.

10
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Just family and a few friends.

11
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We've got a lot to celebrate.
Don't you think?

12
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Sounds good.

13
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Oh, thank you.

14
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Now...

15
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...what are you supposed
to do today?

16
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- Nothing.
- Excellent.

17
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Brownie points for taking a nap.

18
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Can you meet?

19
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I thought maybe you
might have, you know...

20
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...kicked.

21
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Signed... Signed off.

22
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I was even checking the obits.

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No such luck.

24
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So where does it stand?

25
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Coughing up blood,
giving speeches, you know, like:

26
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"I deserve this. I'm an asshole."

27
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What's the upshot?

28
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The upshot.

29
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The upshot is that
I have radiation pneumonitis.

30
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Damn.

31
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Actually, it's not
as bad as it sounds.

32
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It's a fairly common occurrence,
easily treated.

33
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In fact...

34
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...the news is all good.

35
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What do you mean, good?

36
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You mean, like, "good" good?

37
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What, you mean, like,
remission good?

38
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Remission. Not to imply I'm cured.
I still have cancer.

39
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But there's been a significant
reduction in the tumors.

40
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How significant?

41
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Eighty percent.

42
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Dude. No way.

43
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Now, I'm not out of the woods yet,
not by any stretch...

44
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...but "options" is the word
they keep bandying about.

45
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That's awesome. Serious?

46
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That's... That's great, man.

47
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I mean, my aunt, she never...
I mean, you know, at your stage...

48
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...I didn't think that could happen.

49
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Yeah.

50
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Mr. White, you kicked its ass, yo!

51
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,760
No. You must be so psyched.

52
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Of course. I am.

53
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Okay, now we...

54
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I mean, what do we?

55
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Oh, hey, I almost forgot.

56
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So how do you want to...

57
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...you know, proceed...

58
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...in light of this kick-ass news?

59
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We'll take our time
and stay cautious.

60
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Sell off what we have.

61
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And then...

62
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Well, then I guess...

63
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...l'm done.

64
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- Batter up.
- Everyone?

65
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Hey, you guys.
I would like to make a toast...

66
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...with my non-alcoholic beverage.
- Somebody kill the music.

67
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I know one party
can't begin to repay...

68
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...all your support
and your many, many kindnesses.

69
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But then again...

70
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...Hank does make
one mean margarita.

71
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We really do want to thank you.

72
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These last few months have been...

73
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...wow, a challenging time,
to put it mildly.

74
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,083
But I have to say
Walt's come through it like a champ.

75
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,420
- All right.
- Honey, I'm so proud of you.

76
00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,255
We all are.

77
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:14,929
Okay, I'm gonna stop
with the sappy stuff. I am.

78
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,097
But it's true. It really is.

79
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,768
And for the first time
in a long time...

80
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,938
...we are so excited about the future.

81
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Okay, anyway...

82
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,445
...I want to also
express my gratitude...

83
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...to two very special people
who couldn't be here today.

84
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But they send their regrets
and their warm wishes.

85
00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,747
Gretchen and Elliott Schwartz...

86
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,959
...for those of you
who don't know them, are...

87
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,921
Well, they're heroes.

88
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:53,050
They are incredibly generous friends
who made the amazing offer...

89
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...to pay for Walt's treatment.

90
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And they did.

91
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,600
So...

92
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,811
...to Gretchen and Elliott.

93
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,731
- To Gretchen and Elliot.
- Cheers.

94
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,818
Hey, how about the man of the hour?
Come on.

95
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,403
- Speech.
- Yes.

96
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,113
- Speech.
- Yeah, Dad.

97
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,699
Come on, Walt. Speech.

98
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,661
Well, it's...

99
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,413
It's kind of funny.

100
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:28,085
When I got my diagnosis, cancer...

101
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,464
...I said to myself, you know:

102
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,924
"Why me?"

103
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,678
And then...

104
00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:42,182
...the other day,
when I got the good news...

105
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,730
...I said the same thing.

106
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,532
Anyway.

107
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,744
Thank you for coming.

108
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:05,539
And enjoy.

109
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,376
- All right, cheers.
- Yeah.

110
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,919
Cheers.

111
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,339
Inspirational.

112
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,800
Tell you what. I gotta give
those bastards points for originality.

113
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,052
I'll tell you that much.

114
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,847
A little mercury switch,
9-volt battery...

115
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:26,185
...five or six ounces of C-4,
that's how those cartel boys party.

116
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,188
Yeah, but why a turtle?

117
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,024
Oh, that's the best part. It was a...

118
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,693
It was a... What the hell's the word
I'm looking for?

119
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,572
Not a metaphor, not an analogy,
it's a...

120
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,283
Walt, what's the word
I'm looking for?

121
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,620
Anyway...

122
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:48,582
...Tortuga. Okay?
That was the name of our snitch.

123
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,085
Bean-speak for tortoise. Okay?

124
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:56,006
Tortoise, turtle, what have you.
I never knew the difference myself.

125
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,592
Hey, top me off there,
will you, buddy?

126
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,469
Anyway.

127
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,513
Poetic.

128
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,725
I guess, yeah. Poetic. It was poetic.
That's the word.

129
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,852
I guess that's the word.

130
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,915
Go ahead.

131
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,463
Better not let your mom see.

132
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:55,816
Oh, yeah, I think I see a hair.
Maybe two.

133
00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,154
- There's no worm in this, right?
- No, that would be mescal.

134
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,656
Talk about your hangovers, okay?

135
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,951
I was down in Glynco, Georgia.
I was back east, doing some training.

136
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,538
Had this firearm instructor
who was...

137
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,416
He was a good old boy, you know?
Hey. There you go. Thanks.

138
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:16,003
I mean, this guy could put them away
like he had two livers, okay?

139
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,839
Like a fish, okay? Like a drunk fish.

140
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,008
We were drinking mescal stupid.

141
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,343
But... Hey, hey.

142
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,515
Walt, what you doing there?

143
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,434
What does it look like I'm doing?

144
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,687
The kid's 16.

145
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,315
What are you going for,
Father of the Year?

146
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,110
What are you looking at him for?

147
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,161
We're celebrating. Come on.

148
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,958
That's all right.

149
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,054
No.

150
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,895
Jesus.

151
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,613
Listen, I'd take a pass on that one
if I were you, okay?

152
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,991
Think we've been bogarting
this puppy long enough.

153
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,577
Hey.

154
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,333
Bring the bottle back.

155
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,380
Sorry, buddy. No can do.

156
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,425
It's my son. My bottle. My house.

157
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,307
- It's all right.
- What are you waiting for?

158
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,725
Bring it back.

159
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,443
Why don't we just call it a day?

160
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,280
All right, pal?

161
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,994
- We good?
- The bottle.

162
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,122
Now.

163
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,423
What's going on?

164
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,263
Jesus.

165
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,728
Here, sweetie. Okay. Okay.

166
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,771
Oh, my God.

167
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,817
Okay. Okay.

168
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,365
There you go. Okay. That's it.

169
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,868
Just get it out. That's okay.

170
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,297
This is your brain.

171
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,012
This is your brain on drugs.

172
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,901
You weren't supposed to wake up.

173
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,320
Ever or?

174
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:34,159
No, I was just thinking
that I'd bring it, you know, in.

175
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,870
You want me to go back to bed?

176
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,665
No, I guess that'd be kind of...

177
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,210
No.

178
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,339
Need some help?

179
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,466
No, I got it.

180
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,762
Just have a seat.

181
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,806
Is there any coffee?

182
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,226
Yeah, shit. One second.

183
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,395
Well, at least let me do that.

184
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,773
No, I don't want you to have
to do anything, you know?

185
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,368
All right. Here.
You take the good one.

186
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,579
It's huevos rancheros.

187
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,708
- I can tell.
- Yeah?

188
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,754
- Fork.
- Oh, yeah.

189
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,974
There you go.

190
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,729
So, what are you up to today?
Working?

191
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,441
- Whatever that means.
- No.

192
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,112
I'm all yours.

193
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,530
Really?

194
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:39,075
<i>Hey, this is Skyler.</i>
<i>Please leave me a message. Thanks.</i>

195
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,621
Hi.

196
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,083
I just wanted to say that...

197
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,502
No.

198
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,547
We'll talk tonight...

199
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,551
...but I wanted to say that...

200
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,556
...l'm not exactly sure
who that was yesterday...

201
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,683
...but it wasn't me.

202
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,063
And I'm sorry.

203
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,067
Love you.

204
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,058
Oh, boy.

205
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,997
<i>I just wanted to say that...</i>

206
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,415
<i>No.</i>

207
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:13,336
<i>We'll talk tonight,</i>
<i>but I wanted to say that...</i>

208
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,921
Hey there.

209
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:19,050
- Wow, who brought the churros?
- That would be me.

210
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,721
If I leave them at home, I'll just
wind up eating them all myself, so...

211
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:28,935
They're actually... They're leftovers.
We had a little get-together for Walt.

212
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,062
It wasn't his birthday, was it?

213
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,149
Actually...

214
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,984
...Walt's got...

215
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,115
He's been battling cancer.

216
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,827
- Skyler...
- And last week we got good news.

217
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:50,165
- I'm so sorry.
- But we're really optimistic.

218
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,708
Great.

219
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,544
- Great. Good news is great.
- Yeah.

220
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,213
Yeah, it is. It really is.

221
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,886
Well...

222
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,972
...feel free to bring these any time.

223
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,724
Yeah.

224
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,154
Got some real beauts.

225
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,953
You cannot beat
the thermal efficiency of the C3.

226
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,704
Yeah?

227
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,833
Then again, what about tankless?

228
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,170
Sure. We got them.

229
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:40,006
The good ones will
really run up your price though.

230
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:43,301
Set you back about 1200.

231
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,721
It's not an issue.

232
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,850
You want installation, right?

233
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:55,689
- No. I'm gonna do it myself.
- That's what I like to hear.

234
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,453
And who's this?
This guy can surf without a board?

235
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,707
That's Hover Man.

236
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,793
He can surf, skate, glide...

237
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:21,548
...whatever, because he's always got
a 6-inch cushion of air under his feet.

238
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:24,259
That's cool. Great lines.

239
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,057
And this guy?
What's his superpower?

240
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:34,269
That's Kanga-man.

241
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,063
Kanga-man?
Half-man, half-kangaroo?

242
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:41,568
- And who's this in his pouch?
- His sidekick, Joey.

243
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,363
He rides around in his pouch
and, you know...

244
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,157
...fights crime.

245
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,326
So that makes Kanga-man a she.

246
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,954
You know that, right?

247
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,749
Only female kangaroos
have pouches.

248
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,417
Yeah, yeah, I know.

249
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,086
But, you know, it's definitely a dude.

250
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,589
He's a product of experimentation.

251
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,759
He's kind of hot, I guess.
Nice haunches.

252
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,348
- And this is?
- It's Backwardo.

253
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,269
Wait, no. I actually...
I changed it to Rewindo.

254
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,563
Anyways, he goes backwards.

255
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,440
He can make everything
go in reverse.

256
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,692
Time and stuff? Like time traveling?

257
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,445
No, he just walks backwards.

258
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,448
He walks backwards?

259
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,826
Is that a superpower?
What good is that?

260
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,412
No, I mean, he does it,
like, really fast.

261
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,540
Okay, look, say someone's
coming at him with a knife, right?

262
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:41,044
I mean, it's helpful. Then he can just
zip backwards away from them.

263
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,921
Okay.

264
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,632
Yo, I was a kid...

265
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,383
...when I drew all these.

266
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,136
It was like four years ago.

267
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,099
- They all look like you.
- What?

268
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,143
It's you in all of these.

269
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,479
No.

270
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,690
I wonder what a shrink would say
if he saw them.

271
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,068
Oh, shut up.

272
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,320
Like you never wanted
a superpower.

273
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:19,082
- Is that your door or mine?
- I don't know.

274
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,293
It sounds like mine.

275
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,512
- I gotta go.
- Where?

276
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,683
Hey, where?

277
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,855
Hey, hold up. Where are you?

278
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,824
Jane.

279
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,254
Jane.

280
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,020
- Hey, Dad.
- There you are.

281
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,480
Hi, honey.

282
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,650
I saw your car, so I was
pretty sure you were home.

283
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,987
Yeah, sorry. I was working.
I had my headphones on.

284
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,406
Finally realized that
I wasn't the drum track?

285
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,160
- Exactly.
- Well, I was in the neighborhood.

286
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,121
Was wondering if you wanted
to grab some lunch.

287
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,581
Sure. Yeah.

288
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:46,502
Hey, this your dad?

289
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,464
- Yes.
- Hello.

290
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:50,924
Hi.

291
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,842
This is the new tenant.

292
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,678
- Donald.
- Jesse.

293
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,351
I'm sorry. Did you need something?

294
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,106
- No.
- Dad, why don't you come in?

295
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,900
It was nice seeing you.

296
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:12,070
- It was nice to meet you.
- You too.

297
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,143
Hey, Dad.

298
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:49,315
- Hey, son. Are you home early?
- No.

299
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,151
Oh, man.

300
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:55,780
It was a good day?

301
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,993
Now it is. Finally, hot water.
No more toxic waste.

302
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,203
Yes. Yes, indeed.

303
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,915
Top of the line, on demand,
unlimited supply.

304
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,500
- Sweet.
- Yeah.

305
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:11,796
- Hey, want to take her for a spin?
- Oh, yeah.

306
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,674
Listen, why don't you
go to the kitchen sink?

307
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:18,094
Let me know when you're ready,
and I'll give you a holler.

308
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,887
Okay.

309
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,850
Pilot in.

310
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,728
Ignition. Bingo.

311
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,521
Okay.

312
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:32,108
- Ready.
- All right. Let her rip.

313
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,201
Hundred and seventeen
thousand BTUs.

314
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,412
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah.

315
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,040
Built-in corrosion-resistant
draft reducer...

316
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,709
...safety thermocouple
with the pilot burner.

317
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,003
Sounds really good, Dad.

318
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,380
And the energy savings. I mean...

319
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,716
Oh, careful, careful, careful.

320
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:59,719
There's probably some adjustments
I need to make. You okay?

321
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,555
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay.

322
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,268
Son...

323
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,898
...about yesterday...
- I'm sorry about the pool.

324
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,403
No, no, no, that was not your fault.
Not at all.

325
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,365
See, your...

326
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,117
Your old man
embarrassed himself...

327
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,578
...and I'm not very proud
of my behavior.

328
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:29,582
I have to say I feel very foolish.

329
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:36,297
You and Uncle Hank,
you seemed pissed off.

330
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:39,842
No. No. We're fine.
Everything's fine.

331
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:43,930
I called him this morning
and made my apologies.

332
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,436
But, son, I owe you
an apology most of all.

333
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:54,315
I should have used
better judgment all around.

334
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,528
Having you drink in the first place,
it was not right...

335
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,905
...and for that I'm very sorry.

336
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,366
But I kept up, right?

337
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:09,455
You and Uncle Hank. I drank three.

338
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,048
I have some tools to put away.

339
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,612
Hey.

340
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,032
Yo.

341
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,367
You want to catch a movie later?

342
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,206
Yo.

343
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,835
- What?
- What was that all about?

344
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,129
What?

345
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,757
Before. With your dad.

346
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,510
It wasn't about anything.

347
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:50,765
Oh, okay, so I totally
just misread your total dis?

348
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,226
If anything, I was doing you a favor.

349
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,019
A favor?

350
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,939
Yeah, I told you. He's a hard-ass.

351
00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,858
- He seemed cool to me.
- Yeah, well.

352
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:04,403
- So, what's the deal?
- There's no deal.

353
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,949
I was helping you out, okay?
Protecting you.

354
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,701
- How's that?
- I mean...

355
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,997
...l'm letting you smoke in here
and everything.

356
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,250
I bought a filter.

357
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,835
And I figured
the less he knows, the better.

358
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,089
You acted like
you didn't even know me.

359
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:24,757
So?

360
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:28,427
- So?
- You think I'm gonna be all like:

361
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,680
"Dad, meet the stoner guy
who lives next door.

362
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,349
And by the way,
I'm sleeping with him"?

363
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,102
That's all you think you're doing?

364
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,938
- Why do you even care about my dad?
- I don't.

365
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,440
Good. Then I don't know
why we're talking about it.

366
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:45,278
Us. All right? I'm talking about us.

367
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,905
- Us.
- Yeah.

368
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,116
You and me.

369
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,120
Who's you and me?

370
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,629
I'm out of here.

371
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:46,982
Oh, boy.

372
00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,703
Dad?

373
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,502
Dad? Hello?

374
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:08,921
What? Oh, hey.

375
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:13,050
- What are you doing?
- We've got rot.

376
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,886
- Rot?
- Yeah. Here.

377
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,514
I'll show you. Here.

378
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:19,765
Take a look at that.

379
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:25,229
See that? Yeah.
Ever seen anything like it?

380
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,191
- It's wood.
- It's wood...

381
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,110
...that contains fruiting bodies.

382
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,028
Fruity what?

383
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,490
Fungus. And it is on a rampage.

384
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,743
I don't really see anything.

385
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,413
Yeah, well, it's there. You just have
to know where to look. Here.

386
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,249
Then you cut it all out.

387
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,877
You just cut it out and start fresh.

388
00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:51,672
Well, better get to it.

389
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,967
Is the whole house
gonna collapse or something?

390
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,636
Not if I can help it.

391
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,666
Hey. You bucking for a promotion?

392
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:31,754
- Go home already.
- I will. I will.

393
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,509
Hey, can I just ask...

394
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,221
...the Keller account?
- The Keller account?

395
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:44,099
It's listed as a current asset
on this balance sheet...

396
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:48,354
...but the invoice was never presented
to accounts receivable, so...

397
00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:49,605
Oh, God.

398
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:53,025
One of these days I'm gonna just
sort through all the Dad stuff.

399
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:56,529
He had so many "Don't worry about it,
pay me Friday" relationships...

400
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:58,739
...with these little companies.

401
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,535
We'll figure it out tomorrow. Or not.

402
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,037
Right.

403
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,749
Seriously, you're not gonna
make me lock you in, are you?

404
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,918
Sky?

405
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,171
Skyler?

406
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,049
Jesus.

407
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:21,512
No, I'm fine.

408
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:26,809
It's hormones. Honestly.
It happens all the time.

409
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:29,854
I'll see you tomorrow.

410
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,404
What's wrong?

411
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:43,868
I guess it just...

412
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:50,082
...doesn't feel any different.

413
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,590
The good news?

414
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,928
I mean, nothing's really changed.

415
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,765
It's just postponed.

416
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,770
There was supposed to be a light
at the end of the tunnel.

417
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,444
But lately, it just feels like...

418
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,031
More tunnel.

419
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,283
I'm sorry.

420
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,042
I just feel so damn ungrateful.

421
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,836
I don't know.

422
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:38,422
For me, it was the flu.

423
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,301
- What?
- My dad rallied at the end.

424
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,887
I mean, it wasn't the full-on
good news Walt got...

425
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:47,640
...different circumstances,
but we were happy...

426
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,475
...we were over the moon.

427
00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:52,937
And right then, I got sick.

428
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,148
Flu.
Knocked me on my ass for days.

429
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:59,234
Couldn't get out of bed,
I couldn't move.

430
00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:02,321
- Great timing, huh?
- Yeah.

431
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:07,368
And I wasn't even putting two
and two together. I was just thinking:

432
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,161
"Why now?"

433
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,208
Being that rock.

434
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,835
You know...

435
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:21,757
...being that rock
takes everything you got.

436
00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,598
Yeah.

437
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:27,865
<i>- Causing the housing prices</i>
<i>to trend.</i>

438
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,577
<i>Foreclosures are being fueled</i>
<i>by a spike in...</i>

439
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:38,792
<i>The economy is rapidly deteriorating</i>
<i>and unemployment is climbing.</i>

440
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,755
<i>With Americans losing money over</i>
<i>rising inflation and tight spending...</i>

441
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,424
<i>... the housing market</i>
<i>is unlikely to rebound...</i>

442
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:48,302
<i>... spelling more pain</i>
<i>for the economy.</i>

443
00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:59,104
Yeah.

444
00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:19,875
Are you going to work today?

445
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,421
Skyler, there's rot.

446
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,973
I'm going back.

447
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,278
All right. We'll take care of that
tomorrow. Okay, good night.

448
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,745
- Good night, Ted.
- Good night.

449
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,166
Oh, damn.

450
00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:28,128
- Clumsy.
- I got it.

451
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,589
No, no, Ted.
You don't have to do that.

452
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,205
<i>Get organized. Storage containers</i>
<i>to meet every need...</i>

453
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,999
<i>... big or small, on Aisle 3.</i>

454
00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:09,878
<i>Stashing your stuff</i>
<i>has never been so easy.</i>

455
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:25,102
<i>Get a thicker, fuller lawn</i>
<i>in less than six weeks.</i>

456
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,480
<i>Why can't the grass</i>
<i>always be greener on your side?</i>

457
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:31,316
<i>Go to Aisle 10 to go green.</i>

458
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:38,657
<i>Get a manager</i>
<i>on Checkout 4, please.</i>

459
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,993
<i>Manager to Checkout 4.</i>

460
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,587
<i>Pest problems? No problem.</i>

461
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:56,591
<i>Your extermination destination</i>
<i>is Aisle 6.</i>

462
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,011
You're buying the wrong matches.

463
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,680
- What?
- Those matches.

464
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,140
They're the wrong kind.

465
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:06,518
Red phosphorous is found
in the striker strips...

466
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,603
...not the matches themselves.

467
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:12,524
You need to get the big 200-count box
of individual matchbooks.

468
00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,697
More striker strips.
You understand?

469
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,658
Those only have the one.

470
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,369
And don't buy everything
in one place.

471
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:25,829
Do it piecemeal.

472
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,499
Different items, different stores.
Attracts less attention.

473
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,963
Are you following me here?

474
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:43,221
<i>You've been putting off</i>
<i>refinishing that deck long enough.</i>

475
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,391
<i>We have everything you need</i>
<i>to do the job right.</i>

476
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,647
- Thanks.
- Sure.

477
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,900
- Next.
- Hi. Here you go.

478
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:27,265
- You didn't buy my stuff?
- No, I didn't.

479
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,059
We don't have time for this.

480
00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,777
Hey, there he is. That's the guy.

481
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:59,923
Stay out of my territory.