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♪ I saw her today at the reception

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♪ A glass of wine in her hand

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♪ I knew she would meet
her connection

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♪ At her feet was her footloose man

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♪ No, you can't always get what you want

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♪ You can't always get what you want

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♪ But if you try sometime

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♪ You'll find

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(Bell tolling in distance)

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OK, big guy. You and me.

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We've never done this before,

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but, uh... desperate times
call for desperate measures.

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My name is Hank.

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Hello, Hank.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Sister.

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I was just trying to have a little chat
with your husband up there.

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Is there something I can help you with?

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No, I wouldn't want
to bother a real, live person about it.

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It wouldn't be a bother, Hank.

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In fact, that's why I'm here.

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Well... here's the thing.

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I'm having what you might call
a crisis of faith.

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Put it simply, I can't write,
which really kind of sucks

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because I'm supposed to be a writer,
and a professional one at that,

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and I can't seem to be able to produce
so much as a goddamn predicate.

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Sorry. You know, my apologies.

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I fucked up... Again, I apologise.

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Well, normally I would suggest
a bunch of Our Fathers

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or a couple Hail Marys,

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but I don't think that's gonna get it done.

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(Sighs)

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What about a blow job?

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Hmm?

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A blow job. Would that make
you feel any better?

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A blow job from you?

36
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Well, something tells me
it's not gonna suck itself, Hank.

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No, but... but you're a nun.

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A totally fucking hot nun.

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(Zipper unzips)

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Sweet baby Jesus...

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Hank is going to hell.

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(Gasping)

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Bad dream?

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Uh... yeah.

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No... I mean...

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It's hard to say, really.

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Well, you drifted off,
and I thought to myself,

48
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"Self, what's the nicest possible way
I can wake up Mr Hank here?"

49
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Kudos to you, because you definitely
stumbled upon one of the nicer ways.

50
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Well, you're nice to me, I'm nice to you.

51
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Yes, it's very quid pro quo.

52
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- What does that mean?
- Never mind.

53
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My husband, um, never...
has never given me an orgasm.

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- Never?
- Ever.

55
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Does he, uh, you know,
go downtown, tour the southland?

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- Never.
- Go under the hood?

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Well, that's not true. Yes, he has.

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But he made me take a shower first.

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Oh.

60
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And then he spent 45 minutes
trying to find my clit.

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How did he do?

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I'm pretty sure
he thinks it's on the bottom.

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Near the vaganus?

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(Chuckles)

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That's weird.

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Well... I can take a hint.

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I just so happen to have my GPS with me.

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I've stored it up my ass.

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(Laughs)

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Hello.

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Wow, yours is on the bottom.

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I seem to have found something.

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(Laughs)

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(Horn blares, loud music playing)

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- Hey, what the fuck was that?
- That would be my husband.

76
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Oh, OK. Well, maybe I should
hide under your clit.

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- He'll never find me there.
- (Man) Heather!

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- I, uh... I think I should go.
- (Man) Whose piece of shit is that?

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All I need to do is, uh, find my pants.
There's no pants anywhere?

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(Man) What the fuck?
(Heather) It's not what you think.

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- Whose pants are these?
- They're yours, baby!

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Where is he?

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Motherfucker!

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Yeah, you!

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Oh, you got to be kidding me!

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What, are you, like, 60 or something, bro?

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Yo, K-Fed, the little man in the boat?
He's up here.

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That's where he is! Right here.

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- Just let him go.
- Are you kidding me?

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- You guys work it out.
- (Man) You're dead! You're dead, man!

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God damn! What the fuck?

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Son of a bitch!

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What are you doing?

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♪ ... What you want

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♪ I'm telling you

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♪ You can't always get what you want

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♪ No

98
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♪ But if you try sometime,
you just might find

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♪ Uhh ♪ You get what you need

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♪ Oh, yes

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♪ Whoo ♪

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(Horns honking)

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(Engine turns off)

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Ladies, Daddy's trying out a new look.

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(Growls)

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What do you think?

107
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- Dad?
- Yes?

108
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Are you mentally insane?

109
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Yes. But I'm extremely high-functioning.

110
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He's much like a special-needs person
that works at McDonald's.

111
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I'm late, and I'm sorry,
and I'm not wearing any pants,

112
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but I would like to invite
you two ladies to join me.

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Take your pants off and come with me
to the pants-off restaurant.

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Sounds tempting.

115
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But I've got plans, OK?

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- Oh, must be date night.
- Yeah.

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- Come on, Mom.
- Peanut, I can't.

118
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But, you know... enjoy your daddy time.

119
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Where's my kiss?

120
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You're a really classy guy, Hank.

121
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Oh, that's funny, coming from you and all.

122
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So... who won that round?

123
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Oh, it's not whether you win or lose.

124
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It's how you play the game.

125
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Looks like a fun game.

126
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Do you think I made her laugh?

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Sure. A little.

128
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On the inside.

129
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- Yellow Submarine?
- Pirates.

130
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Again?

131
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Johnny Depp is hot.

132
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I concur, but wouldn't you rather
expand your cinematic horizons

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and pick a film that's based on a piece
of literature and not a theme-park ride?

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Pirates it is.
Why don't you try my room?

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Yeah.

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Hey, honey, I don't think
I have any sushi takeout.

137
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I've got the House of Chow,
which is Chinese.

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- Father?
- Daughter?

139
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- Can I ask you something?
- Anything, my love.

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Why is there a naked lady
in your bedroom?

141
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You wait... right there, OK?

142
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There's no hair on her vagina.

143
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Do you think she's OK?

144
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I'll check.

145
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What are you doing?

146
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Oh, hi. I thought I'd surprise you.

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- You surprised my daughter.
- I'm so sorry.

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I mean, really,
I should have called, but...

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- You know what? I'm sorry.
- Really?

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- Yes.
- Oh, God.

151
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Maybe we should think about
cooling things off a little bit.

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- Excuse me?
- Or not.

153
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Either way. I'm easy.

154
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God, you are amazing, Hank.

155
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You spent all this time
sweet-talking me into the sack,

156
00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,822
but, hey, now that
you've exacted your revenge,

157
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- you're done with me, right?
- Revenge? What are you talking about?

158
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Please do not make it like it wasn't the least
bit satisfying to fuck the wife of the man

159
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who turned your precious little book
into a big, shitty movie.

160
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Well, now that you put it that way...

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What other way is there to put it, Hank?

162
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Now that you put it that way,
there is no other way to put it.

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Shut up. God, just shut up.

164
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And you know what?
By the way... the truth is...

165
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the movie is much better than the book.

166
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OK, so, not only are you a cadaverous lay,
you also have shitty taste in movies.

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Oh, hi.

168
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Thank you.

169
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(Becca) Cheers.

170
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So... is this the new girlfriend?

171
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(Man on TV)... along
the Israeli-Syrian border.

172
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,128
Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters
bombed a guerrilla base,

173
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:11,132
killing at least 49
soldiers and 13 civilians.

174
00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,512
Hey.

175
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A 49-year-old unidentified...

176
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- I wish we could take him with us.
- Yeah.

177
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Why don't you get your stuff
together, honey, OK?

178
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- Don't yell at him.
- I'm not gonna yell at him.

179
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Much.

180
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Any information that
would help the investigation.

181
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- Hank.
- What?

182
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Oh, I know that look.

183
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That's the look that shrivels me testes.

184
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12-year-old finds naked slut
in dad's bedroom.

185
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- Are you still feeling cute?
- (Groans)

186
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- Oh, she mentioned that, huh?
- Yes, she mentioned that.

187
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So... what? You're jealous?

188
00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:02,434
What? You are so lucky that I don't take
away the little custody you do have.

189
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,227
You know, Bill tried to convince...

190
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:08,565
You're getting legal advice from your
boyfriend Bill, now? That's sweet.

191
00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,859
Don't start, OK?

192
00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:14,321
- You started when you cheated on me.
- I did not cheat on you.

193
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,323
In what universe is fucking someone

194
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,867
when you're married
to somebody else not cheating?

195
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,620
Oh, the one in which
you were never actually married.

196
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,913
That is a bullshit technicality.

197
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,585
You never asked. You didn't want to be
that guy. That's what I dug about you.

198
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,422
Imagine my fucking disappointment when you
turn out to be the biggest cliché of all,

199
00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,884
sitting there, googling yourself?
I saw you.

200
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:39,346
I googled myself,
but I never cheated on you, never.

201
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,681
Cheating isn't just
about fucking someone, Hank.

202
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,184
I got a dictionary in there
that will differ with you.

203
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:48,021
Bill and I didn't even touch each other
until we were dead and buried.

204
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,440
OK, are you trying
to make me throw up now?

205
00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:53,943
You're out there sticking your dick
in anything that moves,

206
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,030
trying to get back at me, which is fine.

207
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,283
Do you know what the worst thing is?

208
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,577
You're not writing.

209
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,246
You have this gift.
You have this incredible talent.

210
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,499
And you're just flushing it
down the toilet.

211
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,167
Maybe you're right.

212
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:13,254
No maybes. You are right.

213
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,716
I'm... I'm fucked up right now, and I...

214
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,343
I need help.

215
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,637
- (Sighs)
- I do.

216
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,681
- I need you, baby.
- No, no, no.

217
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,266
Hank, Hank, I'm getting married.

218
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,938
- What?
- He asked, and I said yes.

219
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,023
Why the fuck would you
do something like that?

220
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,274
Because I love him.

221
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,818
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

222
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,236
- You do not.
- Yes, I do.

223
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,072
- You don't.
- How do you know?

224
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,615
Cos he's a fucking dial tone.

225
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,492
He's everything
you said you never wanted.

226
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,577
I'm sure he means well
and everything.

227
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,830
I may be fucked up right now,
but I can see it.

228
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,623
He's not the guy for you.
I can see that.

229
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,543
- How do you know that?
- Because I know you.

230
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,840
- Now, don't I get some say in this?
- No.

231
00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,802
Are you sure? Because
it seems like I should, maybe.

232
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:01,928
Oh.

233
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,971
(Footsteps approaching)

234
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,806
Hey.

235
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,601
Well, I guess that's it, then, huh?

236
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,812
- Yeah.
- OK. All right. Well...

237
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,315
Best of luck
in all your future endeavours.

238
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,985
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.

239
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,823
Good night, honey. Please don't use
the word "vagina" around me ever again.

240
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,825
And don't forget to let me know
where you're registered.

241
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,452
Oh, that's so sweet.

242
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,748
And don't let the door hit you on your
soon-to-be-huge ass on the way out.

243
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,273
(Woman) Just shut up and kiss me.

244
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,317
(Mobile)

245
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,697
Make me forget about tomorrow.

246
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:07,118
Talk to me.
Hey, baby, what's up?

247
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,787
No, I'm at the movies.

248
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,538
Hey, come on, buddy,
give me a break.

249
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:14,083
I swear I called the house.
I talked to your mother.

250
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,378
- What the fuck, man?
- What's up, baby girl?

251
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,786
The asshole you're calling
is gonna have to call you back.

252
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,550
Yes, sweetheart, sometime
after the movie, all right?

253
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,177
- (Smooches)
- Give me the phone.

254
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,763
You know what?
You don't touch the phone, OK?

255
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,433
- Stupid guy.
- (Mobile)

256
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:34,312
Don't do it.

257
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,776
Baby, I'm sorry, but some stupid guy,
he takes the phone from me.

258
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,986
He freaks out like
he's Mel Gibson or something.

259
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:45,573
Forget about it, baby. Forget it.
Cos you know who I am!

260
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,419
I don't care if I'm at the movie theatre...

261
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,868
Fuck, man!

262
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,078
Come on, take it.

263
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,623
(Laughter)

264
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,834
Next time, put it on vibrate, homey.

265
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,253
- Piece of shit.
- (Man) Get him!

266
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,339
Fucking turn it off!

267
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:05,051
God forbid you should
miss a fucking call.

268
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,053
Dick.

269
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,638
(Groans)

270
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,849
Fucking piece of shit!

271
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,517
(Grunting)

272
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,644
(Cheers and applause)

273
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,229
(Chuckles)

274
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,817
Hmm.

275
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,738
(Laughs)

276
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,329
What are you doing?

277
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,707
What do you mean?
You were just, like, calling me over.

278
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,127
- No, I was, like, totally ambivalent.
- Oh.

279
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:26,841
Listen, you better get up because
my boyfriend will be back any second.

280
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,302
You're weird, kid.

281
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,137
I am. I'm also just kidding.

282
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,682
- Have a seat, please.
- What if I don't want to now?

283
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,976
Fine. Your loss.

284
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,146
Why would I want to get to know a guy
who's so in love with himself

285
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,483
that he hangs out in bookstores
reading his own work?

286
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,611
If you're under the impression
that I'm in love with myself,

287
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:50,823
then it's possible that
you are higher than me right now.

288
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,242
Oh, is someone battling
some low self-esteem?

289
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,911
Oh, you have no idea.

290
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,372
Hmm. Poor baby.

291
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,293
Hank. My name is Hank.

292
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,880
I know. Mia.

293
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,175
- Nice to meet you, Mia.
- Likewise.

294
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,512
- Can I ask you a question? Um...
- Sure.

295
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:17,392
Did you... see that movie?

296
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,270
- Mm-hm, yeah.
- And what did you think?

297
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:25,108
- Honestly?
- Yes, brutal truth.

298
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,068
It really sucked.

299
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,862
The director ruined it,
and he should be shot.

300
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,365
Oh, I took care of him already.

301
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:37,286
So, you're, like, this, uh,
famous writer, huh?

302
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,498
Hardly. More like a one-hit wonder.

303
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:44,502
Well, now I'm definitely, for sure,

304
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:48,715
absolutely... not going to sleep with you.

305
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,513
Are you gonna come?

306
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,767
I don't see why not.

307
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,566
(Moaning)

308
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,031
Ohh!

309
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,034
(Sighs)

310
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,702
Whoopsy.

311
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,128
(Laughing)

312
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,217
I'm happy to report that Becca
is a delightful student.

313
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,262
Smart, inquisitive, full of life.

314
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,474
Yet I sense a big, hairy "but"
lurking somewhere around the corner.

315
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,770
- This is my life. Can you take those off?
- No, it's OK. He's right.

316
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,815
But I'm slightly worried
about her emerging sexuality.

317
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:51,235
Oh, thank God.
She's a lesbian. Thank God.

318
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:53,362
What are you talking about?

319
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,783
I think we can all agree,
by and large, that men are assholes.

320
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,495
I, for one, am happy
that she prefers the fairer sex.

321
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,206
It looks like we're the proud parents
of a lesbian daughter.

322
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,459
Up high. Celebrate.
Come on, don't leave me hanging.

323
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,795
What? You're ashamed
of our gay daughter?

324
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,880
What happened to your eye?

325
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:14,467
OK, hold on
a second here, folks.

326
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,636
Becca is not a lesbian.

327
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,889
- She's not?
- Based on what I see, no.

328
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,725
Then why are we
discussing her sexuality?

329
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:27,563
Because it seems she very recently
discovered the attention of boys.

330
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,691
- Well, she's beautiful.
- She takes after her mother.

331
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,736
The make-up
and the slutty clothes.

332
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,948
I caught her making out with
this boy last week, and he...

333
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,283
- He was what?
- Feeling her up.

334
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,869
She's 12 years old.
There's nothing there to feel.

335
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:45,206
You know, I don't see why we should put
such a negative spin on this.

336
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,376
I mean, she's growing up. It's
only natural. I'll talk to her.

337
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,711
No, no, no. No. I will talk to her.

338
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,339
No, because you're
just gonna lose your shit.

339
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,508
You'll talk to her,
she'll wind up pregnant,

340
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,802
and then everything
will be fine and fucking dandy.

341
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,680
Oh, my God.
You're such a fucking asshole.

342
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:06,435
I only bring it up because when I told her
it was inappropriate behaviour, she said,

343
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,230
"How else do you get boys to like you?"

344
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,573
So...

345
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,368
I... have an offer for you!

346
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,289
Forgive me. I haven't
heard that one in a while.

347
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,665
Don't get too excited.

348
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,127
I wish you would have said that before
all the blood started rushing to my cock.

349
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,254
Lovely. Thank you for that image.

350
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:37,258
- Are you familiar with Hell-A magazine?
- Hell, no.

351
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,635
They would like you to blog for them.

352
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,805
Fuck me. It must be my trick ear,
but I thought you said blog.

353
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:46,767
The good people at Hell-A
are very interested

354
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,897
in your thoughts on the battle between
the sexes in this adopted city of yours.

355
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,607
Do you have a gun?

356
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:59,614
Well, you know, I did have a very
hot dream about a nun the other night.

357
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,742
- Gave me a blow job.
- There you go. A nun and a blow job.

358
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,620
- This is excellent, excellent.
- You think?

359
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,997
Doesn't take Freud to figure it out, but...

360
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,335
Hank, have we established
that you have a certain predilection

361
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,212
for the company of unavailable women?

362
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,839
- No, we haven't established that.
- I've established it.

363
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:21,219
And what would be the ultimate
manifestation of such a fetish, hmm?

364
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:25,932
Perhaps getting a blow job from a woman
who is essentially married to God.

365
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,101
Can't it just be that it's naughty?

366
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:33,105
What... what the fuck
is going on with you, man?

367
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,024
How... how are you?

368
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,653
I'm fine. I'm... I'm, uh...

369
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,364
I'm disgusted with my life and myself,

370
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,033
but I'm not unhappy about that.

371
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,953
- How are you?
- Excellent.

372
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:53,334
OK, as your friend and agent,
may I simply suggest that you maybe

373
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,336
try to start looking for a nice girl?

374
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,965
I wouldn't even know
what to say to a nice girl at this point.

375
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,051
You're about ten seconds away
from sitting down to dinner with one.

376
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,387
- That's not cool, man.
- I'm naughty, too.

377
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,222
- No, you're a motherfucker.
- My wife.

378
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,598
Boys.

379
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:11,227
- So... Hank.
- Meredith.

380
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,979
You're a writer?

381
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,231
Once upon a time, I was, yeah,

382
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,025
in a little place they like
to call New York City.

383
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,069
I've heard of it.

384
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,239
- He's still a writer.
- A great writer.

385
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,157
No. See, that's where you're wrong.

386
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,118
Writers write. That's what they do.

387
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,454
Me... not so much. Nothing. Nada.

388
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,581
Have you written
anything I might have read?

389
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,751
Well, that depends on whether
or not you read, Meredith.

390
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,546
- I read, Hank.
- Excellent.

391
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:42,883
Most recently, I gave man-birth
to a weighty tome called God Hates Us All.

392
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,343
It's a catchy title, no?

393
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,096
Which was subsequently
turned into a movie called...

394
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,140
(Both) A Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

395
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,268
The one with Tom and Katie?
I loved that.

396
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,228
- Swell.
- That was such a sweet movie.

397
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:55,438
You liked it?

398
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,358
Wow. Congrats, Hank.
You must be really proud.

399
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:03,571
Like you wouldn't believe.

400
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,781
(Thump)

401
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,743
Meredith, tell me about yourself.

402
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,995
What would you like to know?

403
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,873
Well, just the Cliff Notes would be fine.

404
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,626
Well, I don't know, Hank.
You seem to have me all figured out.

405
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,378
- Why don't you give it a try?
- No.

406
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,505
Why don't we order a little something?
Some wine?

407
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,717
Honey, trust me. Getting your asshole
bleached would be much more fun.

408
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:28,262
- Is there a waiter, perhaps?
- I don't think you want me to do that.

409
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,973
Sure, I do. Tell me a
little bit about myself.

410
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:35,519
That's what writers do, right? They
make up stuff. Come on. It will be fun.

411
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:39,815
OK, I think
you were born in the Valley...

412
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:44,278
a nice part, though, Hidden Hills,
Calabasas, something like that.

413
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:49,075
Your father was middle management,
white-collar executive. Stay-at-home mom.

414
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:54,705
You didn't want to stray too far
to go to college, so you went to USC.

415
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:58,292
Or UCLA? No, no, SC. SC.

416
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,752
You had a serious boyfriend in college.

417
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,755
You broke up right after.
He married the next one.

418
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,132
You got a low-maintenance gig
in the human-resources industry,

419
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:08,886
had a string of bad relationships.
You put on some weight.

420
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:13,057
You looked around, and you saw
all your friends starting to get married.

421
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,392
So you decided
you should lose the weight.

422
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,269
You joined a gym.
Maybe did a little running.

423
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:21,190
You say you want to work. Maybe start
your own party-planning business.

424
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,150
You fancy yourself kind
of a poor gal's Martha Stewart.

425
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,444
But what you really want to do
is sit at home

426
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:29,740
on the couch with some poor sap,
watching reality TV

427
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,283
while he watches you get fat again.

428
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,868
OK, Hank.

429
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:37,289
Now, you're giving me that look right now...
a look like I finger-banged your cat.

430
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:42,002
(Laughs) But what you really think is,

431
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:45,297
"If I manage to get out of here,
I can still make it home in time"

432
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,299
"to watch America's Next Top Model."

433
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:51,095
Which I have TiVo'd, I swear to God.
That show is fierce.

434
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,808
- You're a real prick. You know that?
- Guilty as charged.

435
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,812
I thought she liked me.
I thought it was going well.

436
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,856
Sweet. Get in a fight...

437
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:05,901
- She did ask for it. She asked for it.
- Totally, and she got it.

438
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,947
Go home, honey. Sleep it off.

439
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,074
Tomorrow's another day.

440
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,750
(Moaning)

441
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,254
What's wrong? What's wrong?

442
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,756
I just thought you were gonna hit me.

443
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,675
(Laughs) Why?

444
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:33,971
Uh, no reason. As you were.

445
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:37,641
- Defile me.
- Right on.

446
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,768
(Mobile)

447
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,688
(Sighing)

448
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,648
Yeah, hello?

449
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,985
Not the best time, no.

450
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,571
Oh, shit.

451
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,615
OK, OK. I'll be right there.

452
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,201
- Are you kidding me?
- Consider yourself defiled.

453
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,410
You're an asshole!

454
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:05,461
- Where?
- Somewhere up in the Palisades.

455
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,213
All right.

456
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,925
- Who did she go with?
- Bill's daughter.

457
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,011
I didn't know Bill had a daughter.
How old is she?

458
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:15,095
- 16.
- And you let Becca hang out with her?

459
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,388
Yeah, she's a good kid.

460
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,517
She's the one that called to tell me
that Becca was in trouble.

461
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,648
What?

462
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,733
You smell like pussy.

463
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,944
Thank you.

464
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,822
(♪ Peeping Tom: Mojo)

465
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,964
♪ Those haunting rhymes

466
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,466
♪ Are keeping the time

467
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:58,222
♪ But they'll never get through to me ♪

468
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,224
As you were.

469
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,142
♪ ... For someone to start it

470
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,228
♪ It's my party

471
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,856
♪ There's no one but me in the corner

472
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:12,528
♪ Got to get my mojo running

473
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:17,324
♪ Engine humming, don't I?

474
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:20,744
♪ Now roll it up and smoke it again ♪

475
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,788
No. No.

476
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:29,420
♪ Now light me up and snort it again ♪

477
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,093
Becca, Becca!

478
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,970
I hate you.

479
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,055
All right. I guess I deserve that.

480
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:43,601
No one deserves that.

481
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,185
You want to come in?

482
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,146
What about the, uh, lord of the manor?

483
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,941
- He's out of town.
- Oh. Sure.

484
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:54,653
Wash the pussy off.

485
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,574
OK.

486
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,117
That happened.

487
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,494
It was gonna happen sooner or later.

488
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,662
Do you think I was wrong?

489
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:07,416
No, you did exactly what I wanted to do,
which doesn't make it right.

490
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:10,336
I just reacted. I just picked her up.

491
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,713
Yeah, well, you've always
been a walking id, Hank.

492
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:15,758
Which, oddly enough,
is the title of my next novel.

493
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,886
Hmm. What next novel?

494
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,138
Hey, let's just talk about Becca.

495
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:25,392
- It's all kind of the same thing, isn't it?
- You called me.

496
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:28,520
Yeah. Your daughter was in trouble.
I thought you should know.

497
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,731
Bullshit, you were alone,
and you freaked out,

498
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:34,026
- and you wanted me to handle it.
- I want you in my life, Hank.

499
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,819
Because you're still in love with me

500
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,989
and you want to have,
like, 10,000 more of my babies.

501
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:43,077
No, it's because what happens to Becca
is our responsibility,

502
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:46,163
and, like it or not, we're tied
to each other for life,

503
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,625
- minus the obvious, um...
- Sexual benefits.

504
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,835
You seem to have that
pretty well covered.

505
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,295
Don't sell yourself short.

506
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:56,548
As I recall, our problems
did not extend to the bedroom.

507
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,342
You stop.

508
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:03,889
(Sighs) We just kind of sucked
at everything else.

509
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:07,559
Oh, we were great once,
and you know it.

510
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,186
Hank, I...

511
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,106
What are you doing?

512
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,318
Marry me.

513
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,529
What?

514
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,115
Don't marry him. Marry me.

515
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,202
Oh, Hank, don't fuck with me.

516
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,371
I'm not fucking with you.
I don't work without you.

517
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:30,749
Oh, I get it. You... you...
you want your muse back.

518
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,252
You'll save me, and I'll save you.

519
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,337
I fucked up. I think we fucked up

520
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:38,716
in matters big and small,
and I never asked you.

521
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,260
I'm asking you now.

522
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,636
Marry me.

523
00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:45,264
(Car door closes)

524
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,516
You so want to get with me right now.

525
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:48,642
(Laughs)

526
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,728
(Door opens, closes)

527
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,151
Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you OK?

528
00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:58,110
Yeah.

529
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,821
This is Mia, Bill's daughter.
And this is Hank.

530
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:05,033
You two know each other?

531
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,535
No.

532
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,162
Well...

533
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,331
I do... recognise you.

534
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,460
- No.
- Yeah. Sure, I do.

535
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,004
- No.
- From your book.

536
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,338
Your picture is on the back.

537
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,382
(Karen) Right. (Chuckles)

538
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,092
How is she?

539
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:26,346
Well, she hates us. She's fine.

540
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,474
Hey, that was really cool
what you did tonight.

541
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,435
It's nice to see some good,
old-fashioned family values

542
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:35,647
in this morally bankrupt city of ours.

543
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,983
That's me. I'm all about the family values.

544
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,652
What happened to your eye?

545
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,155
Yeah, what did happen
to your eye, Hank?

546
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,157
Well, you should see the other guy.

547
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:48,327
- (Chuckles)
- Well, I hope she doesn't press charges.

548
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,997
It's not a she.
It's a he. The other guy.

549
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:56,251
Right. Well, whatever.
I'm off to bed. Good night.

550
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:59,838
- It was nice to meet you, Hank.
- Nice to meet you, too.

551
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:08,430
- She seems nice.
- She is. She's great. She's a good kid.

552
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,307
How old might she be?

553
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:13,977
- She's 16.
- 16? Wow. 16.

554
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:19,149
- I know what you're thinking.
- No, I don't think you do.

555
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,277
Give me a break.

556
00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:25,030
Your jaw was practically
on the fucking floor, Hank.

557
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,950
- You're such a dirty old man.
- No, I'm not.

558
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,827
Oh, I'm just fucking with you.

559
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,041
Goodbye.

560
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:44,007
♪ I miss the earth so much

561
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:45,843
♪ I miss my wife

562
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:54,476
♪ It's lonely out in space

563
00:30:56,938 --> 00:31:02,943
♪ On such a timeless flight

564
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,498
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time

565
00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:21,086
♪ Till touchdown
brings me round again to find

566
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:24,214
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home

567
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:27,092
♪ Oh, no, no, no

568
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:32,014
♪ I'm a rocket man

569
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,433
♪ Rocket man

570
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,894
♪ Burning out his fuse
up here alone

571
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:48,614
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time

572
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:52,784
♪ Till touchdown
brings me round again to find

573
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,413
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home

574
00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:59,374
♪ Oh, no, no, no

575
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:03,921
♪ I'm a rocket man

576
00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:06,089
♪ Rocket man

577
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:10,636
♪ Burning out his fuse
up here alone

578
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:23,148
♪ Mars ain't the kind of place
to raise your kids

579
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:29,947
♪ In fact, it's cold as hell

580
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:39,289
♪ And there's no one there
to raise them

581
00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:42,000
♪ If you did

582
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:51,259
♪ And all this science
I don't understand

583
00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:58,433
♪ It's just my job