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Previously on Californication...

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Most recently, I gave man-birth to a
weighty tome called God Hates Us All...

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(Charlie)
Which was turned into a movie called...

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(Charlie and Marcy)
A Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

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You started when you cheated on me.

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Cheating isn't just about fucking someone.

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Are you trying to make me throw up now?

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Happy endings may get a bad rap,
but they do happen.

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It is possible maybe one day you
and Mom could get back together?

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Anything's possible.

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Get on with your life

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and forget about the woman
you didn't want to marry.

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♪ Everybody's desperate

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♪ Tryin' to make ends meet

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♪ Work all day, still can't pay

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♪ The price of gasoline ♪

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(Phone)

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Moody.

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Oh, hey, sis. What's up?

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(Woman) The white zone
is for the immediate loading

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and unloading of passengers only.

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Please do not leave
your vehicle unattended.

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- Pop.
- Hey, kiddo. On time, as always.

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Sorry, I had a late shoot last night.
How was the flight?

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Bumpy as fuck, but the cocktails helped.

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So did business class,
thank you very much.

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- A guy could get used to that kind of thing.
- You're welcome.

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Not only is it a better meal,
it's a better class of stewardess.

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You should have seen the one I had.
Sweet Jesus, guide me.

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I think they call them
flight attendants now, Pop.

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She had tits out to here, legs for days,

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an ass like a ten-year-old boy.

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Goddamn. That's pretty.
What kind of flower is that?

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That's a, uh, purple... purple flower.

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Nobody likes a smartass.

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I don't have a fucking clue,
which never seems to stop you

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from asking me every other goddamn time.

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Watch your mouth.

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I don't know if you've noticed,
but it's kind of crazy for me lately.

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I don't really have time
to stop and smell the flowers

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and then look up their proper names online.

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You find any time to get married?

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- No. Still living in sin.
- Ah, your poor mother.

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- She's dead, Pop.
- I know.

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She's probably doing somersaults
in her grave right now.

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Aw, shit.

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What do you think?

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(Chuckles) It's pretty fancy, kid.

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- Yeah.
- Sure you can afford it?

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Don't sweat it. I'll be fine.

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If you say so.

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OK, who do I have to fuck
to get a cocktail around here?

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So, what are your thoughts on rehab?

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(Slurring) Rehab is for quitters.

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(Snorts) Come on. Come on!

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- I don't know your name.
- You haven't asked.

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- Well, let's not stand on ceremony.
- Trixie.

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- Trixie?
- Mm-hm.

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That is a terrific name...
If you're a hooker.

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(Both laugh)

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What makes you think I'm not a hooker?

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Well, for one, you're far too beautiful.

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And secondly, even if you
were a street-walkin' cheetah,

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I would get you to give it to me gratis.

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- Oh, you think so, huh?
- I have never paid for sex in my life.

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I doubt that.

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Oh, speak of the she-devil.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- Karen, Trixie. Trixie, Karen.
- Nice to meet you.

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We're trying to determine
if she is a professional sex worker.

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Oh. How nice for you both.

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- I need you to come with me.
- And I need to use the restroom.

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You do that.
Chicks with small bladders are hot.

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- Thanks.
- To be continued.

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- So, your sister called.
- Well, I figured she would.

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Hank, I'm so sorry.

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Mmm.

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Well, I don't know
what to do with that exactly,

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but thank you, I guess.

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Do you want to get out of here?

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Yeah. Where?

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- Home.
- Oh, home.

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That sounds nice.

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But where is that exactly... home?

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Your home? My home? Our home?

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Hank, I got you a ticket.

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I hope that's fully refundable
because I ain't going.

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You're not going to your dad's funeral?

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- He was a fucking asshole.
- Come on, Hank, you don't mean that.

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Don't tell me what I mean.
Don't try to mother me.

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Half the time you act
like you don't give a shit.

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- Now you care?
- I've always cared.

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It's easy to say.

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(Trixie clears throat) Hi.

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Sir Trix-a-lot.

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- (Laughs)
- Want to get out of here?

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Sure. Meter's running.

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The meter's running.

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What should we name him?

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- I know... let's call him Love.
- (Chuckles)

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A crazy little thing called love.

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And... Cut! That was fucking cash!

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- Carr, what the fuck?
- What the fuck, what?

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I'm not sure, but I think
my rectum just prolapsed.

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- What's with the fucking dialogue?
- They rewrote it themselves in the trailer.

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- He thought we could end on the kiss.
- What do you think?

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I think the man is money and we should
listen to whatever the fuck he says.

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If he wants to tuck his magical
movie-star cock between his legs

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and do the pee-pee dance,
I'm putting that on film, too.

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And I would wait on line to see it.

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Meanwhile, you're turning
my movie into a piece of shit.

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Your book, my movie.

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Don't be a backseat director, Moody.

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All due respect, sir,
but your boy is exhausting.

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Tell me about it.
Drove us all batshit growing up.

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That was fantastic, guys.

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I hate that runty little motherfucker.

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I don't know, seemed like a nice enough
guy to me. Very charismatic.

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I liked him in that Vietnam movie.
He played a good cripple.

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Pop, when there's no more room in hell
and the devil himself walks the earth,

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don't you think he'll be playing cripples and
charming his way into the pants of many?

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I'm proud of you, kid.

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- Why?
- Why?

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This is the American dream, right here.

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Your name is going to be up
on the silver screen.

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- You'll be immortal.
- I've written a couple books, too.

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They'll be around long after I'm gone.

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- That's not the same.
- You haven't read them.

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Your mother filled me in.
It's too many words for me.

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You know who's a good writer?
James Patterson.

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I read one of his books on the plane.

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- Hank Moody.
- Amber, hi. How are you?

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- Good.
- This is Amber. She's in the film.

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- Amber, this is my old man, Al.
- So nice to meet you.

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The moodiest of the Moodys.

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I see the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.

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Come see me? I've got some thoughts.

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OK, couple minutes? Cool.

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Oh, I've got some thoughts, too...

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Some thoughts that are making it
just a little bit crowded in my pants.

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What's the story, morning glory?

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Whoa. Settle down.
I'm a happily non-married man.

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Aahh!

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I always wanted to do that.

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Fuck, that's good. Funny.

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Good for you.

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Who says America
isn't the land of opportunity?

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Yep, another $10 dream come true.

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- It's gonna cost you a little more than that.
- Stop that!

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Maybe I should do one off your rib cage.

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As you wish.

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- So, what are you running from?
- (Blows raspberry)

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Oh, please. No one holes up
in a hotel room

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with a hooker and a pile of blow
without being on the run from something.

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Stop joking about the hooker stuff.

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(Sniffs) You're making me paranoid.

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Maybe it's the blow.

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Ohh. (Groans)

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- I'm not joking.
- Yes, you are.

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- No.
- Oh, come on.

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Really? Let me get this straight...

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Your name is Trixie
and you are in fact a whore?

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My name is Beatrice.

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My parents thought it would be
cute to call me Trixie.

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Oh. Wow. They still think it's cute?

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They're dead.

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Well, here's a thought.

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Why don't...

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I do you this time,
and then we call it even?

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Well, we can do whatever you want,

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but you're still gonna get
a bill for services rendered.

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What about the blow?
I paid for the blow and you partook.

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- Doesn't that get me a discount?
- Sorry, sweetie.

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What about the sex itself?

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Was that... I mean, how... how... mm-hm?

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Well, I would be lying if I didn't say

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that there were moments
that I thought to myself,

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"Whore, this isn't such
a bad way to earn a living".

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(Chuckles nervously)

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OK, why don't we just call it casual sex
between consenting adults?

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Why don't you just pay me,
and I'll be on my way?

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Because then I'd miss you.

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You can't snort a line of coke
off a woman's ass

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and not wonder
about her hopes and dreams.

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It's not gentlemanly.

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If you want to keep me on the clock, I'll
tell you what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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- OK.
- (Laughs)

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Oh.

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You take Diner's Club?

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- (Chuckles)
- I'm not kidding.

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I don't... I don't have any cash.

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You don't have any cash?

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- I got the one.
- Oh.

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How's the world's sexiest architect doing?

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Grandpa!

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Your mother happens to be
a world-class beauty.

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Too good for this mutt father of yours.

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I'm remodelling a place in Venice.

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- The client wants it all green.
- Painted green?

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Who is he... the Jolly Green Giant?

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You have no idea
how close you are to the truth.

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You should meet this guy.
He's a total dial tone.

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Just a... Uhhhhhh.

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(Giggles)

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He's paying me very well.

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He's got great taste,
and he's not an earth-hater.

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What's not to like?

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Maybe the fact that he seems
to have a huge crush on you.

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- Oh, please. He does not.
- (Hank) Becca agrees with me.

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He does get a little goofy around you, Mom.

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See? He gets goofy around you.

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What about all those actresses
on your set?

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Oh, come on.

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Yeah, I think I met one of those today.

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You better be careful, Karen.
This one was sex on a stick.

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No, no, I didn't think
she was that attractive.

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I thought she was more
of an eyesore, really.

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Are you kidding... the way she hugged you?

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It almost triggered my angina.

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Well-played, Pop.
Come again soon... please.

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What's an angina?
Do I have one of those?

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No, sweetie.

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Do you want to come to the zoo
with us tomorrow, Grandpa?

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Would that I could, my love,
but I have to go down to San Diego

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to see an old friend.

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Do you want to come with us, Dad?

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I'm sorry, baby. I've got to work. I can't.

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That's why you're here?

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Come on, don't be
such a whiny little bitch, Hank.

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Once again, my apologies, miss.

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He is sometimes... a whiny little bitch.

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- Hey!
- Rebecca, that's not funny.

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That's really not funny.

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That little fuzz coming
from your bottom lip...

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Are you gonna be
a trumpet player or something?

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Yeah, I'm gonna be a trumpet player.

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- Breathe. Count to ten.
- It just pisses me off.

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Becca actually wants
to spend time with the guy,

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and he's got to go run off
and visit some old cooze

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he was banging on the side 30 years ago.

241
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,742
- Shh.
- What?

242
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,744
Why do you even care any more?

243
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,787
Because that's exactly the type of shit

244
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,123
that put my mother
into an early grave, that's why.

245
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,168
Hank, he's an old man.
Give the guy a break.

246
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,212
Whatever wrongs he's committed,
just put them to one side.

247
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,006
You're not gonna change it now.

248
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,216
Anyway, the guy probably has
three erections left.

249
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,676
You should let him enjoy them.

250
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,053
That fucker is the horniest man
I have ever met.

251
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,055
He'll be pitching a tent on his deathbed.

252
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,686
I don't know why you're so pissed at him
for not spending time with his family.

253
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,812
You never do.

254
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:56,357
Oh, do not... do not
turn this around on me.

255
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,818
Hank, I know you're busy.
It comes with the territory.

256
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,697
But I have not had a conversation with you
for, like, three months.

257
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,699
You just don't give a shit any more.

258
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,870
Your head is so far up your own ass,
and you don't even know it.

259
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,791
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

260
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,922
(Chuckles) I think you're right.

261
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,800
You're only saying that
cos you feel sorry for me.

262
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,885
(Sighs)

263
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,305
OK, here's the plan.

264
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,891
As soon as I finish the movie,

265
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,560
we pack up the car
and go back to New York City.

266
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:37,607
- Hank, how can you be so self-absorbed?
- What?

267
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,276
We came here for you, right?
I had nothing here.

268
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,404
And now that I've started
to make things work for me

269
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,741
and I'm earning a living,
it just means nothing to you.

270
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,743
You're redesigning houses for assholes.

271
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,746
How is that any different
from redesigning scripts for assholes?

272
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,956
It's not. That's my point.

273
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,750
We got to get out of here before
the city destroys us both.

274
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,294
You know, it's really not the city.

275
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,507
Ohh!

276
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,801
Come on, Tiny Dancer.
Is that the best you got?

277
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,095
Oh, not the face. He's too cute.

278
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,764
Thank... Ohh!

279
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,559
Fuck!

280
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,019
Your pimp hand is strong.

281
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,355
Well-played, son.

282
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,357
- (Laughs)
- That's not funny.

283
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,776
You OK?

284
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,487
All right, what are we talking about here?
What does he owe?

285
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,031
You make me an offer,
I will counter the shit out of it.

286
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,285
We will handle this like the proud,
beautiful black men we are.

287
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,369
Uh, uh, uh.

288
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,790
- I need something for the valet.
- Both our pimps are here.

289
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,792
Mine gets 10%. What does yours get?

290
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,627
10% of what exactly?

291
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,921
- See you later, sweetie.
- Bye.

292
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,927
- A veterinarian.
- Huh? What?

293
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,805
I always wanted to be
a veterinarian when I grew up.

294
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,808
Oh. Well, you know, it's never too late.

295
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,894
(Chuckles) Good night.

296
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,854
(Sighs)

297
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,524
- OK, big boy.
- Oof.

298
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,611
Here we go. You just cry it out.

299
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,363
- It hurts.
- I know it hurts.

300
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,991
(Groans) No, you're fucking hurting me.

301
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,784
- I'm sorry.
- You're hurting my ears.

302
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,786
(Sobs)

303
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,872
Why are you crying?

304
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,458
I'm sorry about your old man.
He was a good guy.

305
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,336
He was not. He used to say
you looked like a walking penis.

306
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,880
Well, that's not very nice.

307
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,423
(Laughing) It's not.

308
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,636
All right, come on.
We got to get you on a plane.

309
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,013
- Fuck that.
- No, fuck you.

310
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,725
You're going on a plane to JFK tonight.
You're gonna be with your sisters.

311
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,894
You deal with this shit.
You don't run from it.

312
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,687
Don't tell me what to feel.

313
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,857
All my fucking life, people have been
telling me I do things wrong.

314
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,192
I'm always the fucking asshole.

315
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:48,071
And I look around and I see everybody else
is infinitely more fucked up than I am.

316
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,948
I don't know those people.

317
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,908
It could be the blow.

318
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,704
Yum.

319
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,504
Married or not,

320
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,507
that's a hell of a family
you got there, kiddo.

321
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,967
I like to think so.

322
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,845
- Can I give you a bit of advice?
- Do I have a choice?

323
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,057
I know things are crazy
for you right now...

324
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,643
I've been there, in my own way.

325
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,854
Just don't go so far
that you cannot find your way back.

326
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,023
That's all I'm saying. Keep 'em close.

327
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,900
Family comes first.

328
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,903
That borders on hysterical,
coming from you and all.

329
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,740
What, I was so bad? Your mother
and I were together till the bitter end.

330
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,410
Bitter, it was.
I can't believe you're gonna sit there

331
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,172
and pretend to be all
noble about this shit.

332
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,039
If you've got something
on your mind, out with it.

333
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,834
You were always fucking someone else.

334
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,129
Your mother and I had a lot of problems.

335
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,924
We were married young,
and we were not compatible in that way.

336
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:53,052
- You know what I mean?
- I think I do, and I'd like somebody

337
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,432
to fuckin' smack me over the head
with a shovel right now... anyone.

338
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,810
I'm not proud of some of the things I do,
but if I had to do it all over again,

339
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,313
- I'm not sure I would go at it any differently.
- Why do you say that?

340
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,983
Because there's not a woman
that I've crossed paths with

341
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,943
that I haven't fallen in love with,

342
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,987
whether it was for ten
minutes or ten years.

343
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,198
What would have been better...
a lifetime of denying that?

344
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,869
Your mother was into all that
Catholic guilt shit, not me.

345
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,329
Life's too short to dance with fat chicks.

346
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,956
Let me get this straight...

347
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,667
The lesson here is keep the family together

348
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:28,004
and fuck around on the side if your wife
doesn't want to blow you any more.

349
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:32,216
You watch it. I'm not so old
that I won't kick the shit out of you.

350
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,969
- I remember that shit, too.
- So now I beat you?

351
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,846
You know what the problem
with your generation is?

352
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,849
You think raising a hand to a kid
is the same as child abuse.

353
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,936
I don't have it right in front of me,
but I think that's the textbook definition.

354
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:48,608
Always the smartass. Hey, it's your life...
yours to screw up if you want to.

355
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,280
I was here a year ago.

356
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:58,951
You were much happier then...
and even happier the year before that.

357
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,953
Hmm.

358
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,831
You're not going in the right direction.

359
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,028
I swear to fucking God, Karen,

360
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,280
I am not sleeping with anyone else.

361
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,033
Well, you're certainly
not sleeping with me.

362
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,910
How is that my fault?

363
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,204
Every time I get
even remotely close to you,

364
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,039
you run halfway across the room.

365
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,542
No, I don't. Anyway,
that didn't use to stop you.

366
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,293
You know what the weirdest thing is?

367
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,337
I actually wish you were having an affair

368
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,006
because then I would stop
looking for clues everywhere.

369
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,176
- I would never do that to you.
- You say that.

370
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,930
That's just cos that's
your fucking romantic ideal,

371
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,932
but the truth is, you think about it.

372
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,894
- Yes, I think about it. Who doesn't?
- Well, I never did.

373
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,063
Never did?

374
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,524
Past tense... that's a little unsettling.

375
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,068
Hank, you should try and live with someone

376
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,696
who every day reminds you how
fucking lucky you are to be with them!

377
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:20,241
- God damn it, that is not how I feel.
- That is how you act.

378
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:24,120
Well, fuck, Karen. It's life, then.
I guess it's hard sometimes.

379
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,665
- You're gonna have to deal with it.
- I am trying to deal with it!

380
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,084
That's why I'm having
this conversation with you.

381
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,128
Hank, we need to go see someone.

382
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,463
I am not going to a fucking shrink!

383
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,091
I'm a writer! I don't give that shit away.

384
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,927
- We're better than that!
- We're better than that?

385
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,847
Because it feels to me like
we're fucking dying here, Hank.

386
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,808
We are not talking. We are not fucking.

387
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,602
Nothing is happening.

388
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,729
And?

389
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:53,983
And I find myself wanting
to talk to other people.

390
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,776
Like Bill?

391
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,112
You fucking talking to Bill?

392
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,655
The Jolly Green Giant?

393
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,035
- I'm kidding, Karen.
- I don't even want to go down that road.

394
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,787
Have you fucked him?

395
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,625
It's so fucking typical.

396
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,168
You go straight to the fucking.

397
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,963
You don't even care if I'm talking to him,
if I'm telling him things...

398
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,965
Just answer the fucking question!

399
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,093
You didn't answer me.

400
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,430
Yes, I did.

401
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,140
You know me.

402
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,727
The talking and the fucking
go hand in hand, Hank.

403
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,986
- I got to get the fuck out of here.
- No, no. You know what?

404
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,988
- Allow me to do that.
- Come here.

405
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,531
No.

406
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,831
Hank, this isn't gonna work.
OK? It's not gonna...

407
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,209
- Stop!
- Let me go!

408
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,464
(Door opens and closes)

409
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,762
- Is it safe?
- I don't know, honey.

410
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,305
You might want to grab a helmet.

411
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,183
There could be some shrapnel
flying around.

412
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,018
Are you guys going to get a divorce?

413
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:14,188
I think that's the good thing
about never being married...

414
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,190
it's impossible to get a divorce.

415
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,234
You know what I mean.

416
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:23,072
L-I-I know what you mean,
and I'm doing the best I can.

417
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,448
Uhh...

418
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,491
(Sighs)

419
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,268
Hey.

420
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,988
Yeah.

421
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,294
"To my son, the writer.

422
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:04,298
"Something I never said
too much... I love you.

423
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,676
(Al) "My father
never said it much, either."

424
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,763
"And I thought I'd be different,
but I guess I'm not.

425
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,225
"I tried, but somewhere along the line,
you slip back into what you know,

426
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,310
"and I'm sorry about that.

427
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:20,022
"And I'm sorry we haven't talked
in a while because I miss you.

428
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,983
"You're a good kid and a funny kid.

429
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,277
"And you're my only son.

430
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:29,240
"I said I never read
your books, but I lied.

431
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,658
"I read 'em all.

432
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:33,119
"I just didn't know how
to talk about them with you.

433
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:36,372
"I didn't like the fathers in them.

434
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,332
"I know you writers take liberties,

435
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,961
"but I was afraid that maybe
you didn't take any at all.

436
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,462
"But that's the thing...

437
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,550
"Boys become men, and men
become husbands and fathers.

438
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,468
"And we do the best we can.

439
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,680
"You're doing the best you can.

440
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,265
"You've done good.

441
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:57,351
"Your books will be in libraries
long after we're both gone,

442
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,602
"and this is important.

443
00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:02,815
"More important
is how you treat your family.

444
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:06,652
"I wasn't a perfect husband,
but I loved your mother,

445
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,697
"and I'm glad we spent our lives together.

446
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,782
"And I'm here if you need me.

447
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,827
"That's all I wanted to say.

448
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,163
"Love, your old man".

449
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:23,586
Oh, "PS... I saw a preview
of your movie the other night".

450
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,297
(Laughs)
"It looks like a piece of shit".

451
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:29,467
- (Laughs)
- "Maybe you were right".

452
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:56,387
(Breathing heavily)

453
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:10,651
(Woman) The white zone
is for the immediate loading

454
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,487
and unloading of passengers only.

455
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,202
(Karen) So, we'll be right behind you.

456
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,914
The moment Becca gets out of school,
we'll get a flight.

457
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,849
I love you.

458
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,393
Hank...

459
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:48,480
I... I didn't say it to hear it back.

460
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,450
Thanks for helping me...

461
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:02,536
get my head out of my ass.

462
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,580
It's what I do.

463
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:26,810
Hey, Karen, do you know
what this is called?

464
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,563
Yeah, it's a jacaranda tree.