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PREVIOUSLY ON
"CALIFORNICATION"...

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YOU HOCKED EVERYTHING?
IS THAT IT?

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I NEED TO FESS UP, OKAY?
IT'S PART OF THE PROCESS.

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I'M KING
OF FUCK MOUNTAIN!

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I COULD GO FOR DAYS!

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Hank: ALL RIGHT,
REPEAT AFTER ME.

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I WILL NEVER...
"I WILL NEVER..."

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...FUCK MIA AGAIN.

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OH, NO! YOU DIDN'T!

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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

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BUT WE
HAVEN'T EVEN DATED.

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NO, I'M A LITTLE
TOO OLD FOR YOU.

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YOU DATE CHILDREN.

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WHAT THE FUCK?!

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I THOUGHT I SAW
A GREEN LIGHT THERE.

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I WORK FOR LEW ASHBY.

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IT JUST SAYS
"GET IN THE CAR."

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WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK
BY 11:00.

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JUST IN TIME.

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THE GUY'S AN ANIMAL.
BUT HE IS
A GREAT KISSER.

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS
ON THAT VERY TEMPTING OFFER.

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WOW. REJECTED.

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UH-OH.

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Hank: I WENT ON A DATE
WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

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AND I DID NOT
HAVE SEX WITH HER.

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WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
HOW AM I
LOOKING AT YOU?

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LIKE YOU WANT A REWARD
OR SOMETHING.

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THAT WAS
VERY REWARDING.

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WHAT IS THAT?

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OW. OOH.

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WHAT IS THAT?
YEAH, OW.

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THAT'S, UM...
IT'S LIKE
A LUMP OR SOMETHING.

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THAT'S MY GROIN.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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Dr. Reiss: WOW.

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"WOW"?

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WHAT DOES --
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN -- "WOW"?

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OH, YEAH.
"OH, YEAH"?

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I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
YOU GOT QUITE A LUMP HERE.

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IT'S GROTESQUE.

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CANCER?
NOT NECESSARILY.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

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ONE VERY ANGRY AND SWOLLEN
LYMPH NODE.

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DOWN THERE?

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I KEEP TELLING HIM
IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING, RIGHT?

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NOT NECESSARILY.

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SO, WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON
THESE DAYS?

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WHAT AM I WORKING ON?

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I'M WORKING ON TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT

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WHAT THAT FUCKING LUMP
IN MY JUNK IS.

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THAT'S
WHAT I'M WORKING ON.

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I SAY WE BIOPSY
THAT SUCKER.

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WE'LL DO IT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

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I'D LOVE TO, BUT I GOT
A LOT OF IMPORTANT MEETINGS

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AND -- AND -- AND APPOINTMENTS
AND SUCH, SO...

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I'M A VERY BUSY MAN.
I GOT TO RUN.

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HANK, YOU'RE DOING THIS
RIGHT NOW.

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COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
IT WON'T HURT AT ALL.

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WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
IT'S GONNA HURT LIKE HELL --

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ESPECIALLY DOWN HERE.

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ALL RIGHT, BUT IT'S GONNA BE
QUICK, THOUGH, RIGHT?

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IN THE WHOLE SCHEME
OF THINGS?

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SURE.
OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

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OKAY, H-HOLD UP. H-H-HOLD --
HOLD IT. HOLD IT.

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I-IS THERE TIME
FOR ME TO GET A DRINK?

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CAN YOU SEND A MAN-NURSE OVER
TO GIL TURNER'S FOR A BOTTLE?

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CAN I GET A DRINK?

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FOR YOU? SURE.

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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

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[ NIRVANA'S
"HEART-SHAPED BOX" PLAYS ]

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Man:
THE BODY OF KURT COBAIN

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WAS FOUND IN A ROOM
ABOVE THE GARAGE

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OF HIS FASHIONABLE
LAKE WASHINGTON BOULEVARD...

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* SHE EYES ME LIKE A PISCES
WHEN I AM WEAK *

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HEY.

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WHAT'S WRONG?
ARE YOU OKAY?

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[ Voice breaking ]
KURT COBAIN...

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HE'S DEAD.

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WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?

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SUICIDE.

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WELL, THAT'S
A FUCKING SHAME.

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YEAH.

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AND I'M PREGNANT.

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* ...WHEN YOU TURN BLACK

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* HEY

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* WAIT

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* I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT

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TA-DA!
IT'S POSITIVE.

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AS IN?
AS IN
"I'M WITH CHILD."

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WHAT'S SO POSITIVE ABOUT THAT?
HERE. HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

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LOOK -- PEE ON THIS.

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HANK.
PEE ON THAT.

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WE'VE DONE THREE, OKAY?
I'M ALL OUT OF PEE.

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THEN DRINK SOME WATER
AND HYDRATE AND PEE ON THIS.

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I'M PREGNANT.
I'M NOT CONVINCED.

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[ SIGHS ]
THIS IS HAPPENING.

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FUCK.

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THE RABBIT
DONE DIED, HUH?

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ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

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WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

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WELL, IT'S OKAY.

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST
TAKE CARE OF IT, SO...

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WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

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[ SIGHS ] SO THAT'S IT --
WE'VE DECIDED?

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THAT'S GOOD. YEAH.

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OH. WELL-PLAYED, WOMAN.

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I NOW FEEL
ENTIRELY INCAPABLE

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OF GIVING YOU
THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE.

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WELL, NO.

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I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, HANK, WE
BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER, RIGHT?

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YOU -- YOU GOT
A GIRLFRIEND.

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OH, COME ON.
IT'S A LOOSE ARRANGEMENT.

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THE WAIFY MODELS
ARE GOOD THAT WAY, YOU KNOW?

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AND YOU
HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

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LET'S NOT FORGET
THAT IMPORTANT LITTLE FACTOID.

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I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
WHO'S ON TOUR --

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A BOYFRIEND
I NEVER SEE --

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A BOYFRIEND I THINK
LESS AND LESS ABOUT.

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ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

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I DON'T WANT TO BE INSENSITIVE,
ALL RIGHT,

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BUT ARE WE ENTIRELY SURE
THAT THIS IS MY DOING?

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YEP. WE SEEM
PRETTY SURE. OKAY.

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Dr. Reiss:
MOST LIKELY, IT'S NOTHING.

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BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?

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UH...IT'S HARD TO SAY.

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YOU COULD HAVE
A NASTY INFECTION SOMEWHERE.

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WELL, THAT SOUNDS
VERY MANAGEABLE.

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ABSOLUTELY.

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WE COULD PROBABLY KNOCK THAT OUT
WITH A DOSE OF ANTIBIOTICS.

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GREAT. WHAT ELSE?

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IT COULD VERY WELL BE
AN STD.

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NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
OH, REALLY?

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WHAT ELSE?

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NO, LET'S STAY IN THIS ARENA.
I WANT TO KNOW MORE.

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WELL, SYPHILIS IS A BIG ONE.
IT'S ON THE RISE.

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SYPHILIS.
SYPHILIS?
SYPHILIS?

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DO YOU HEAR THAT?
THAT'S -- THAT'S NICE.

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I-I DON'T SEE ANY REASON
THAT WE WOULD ASSUME THAT.

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IT COULD BE CANCER.

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IT COULD BE.
YOU NEVER KNOW.

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WELL, THAT'S
BETTER THAN SYPHILIS.

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WOMAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU'D RATHER I HAVE CANCER?

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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

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WE'VE GOT TO
TALK ABOUT OPTIONS.

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WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY PAMPHLETS
OR LITERATURE ON ME,

147
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BUT YOU STRIKE ME
AS A PAINFULLY LIBERAL,

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PRO-CHOICE KIND OF A GAL.

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WHO, ME?

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OH, MY GOD, NO.
I'M ULTRACONSERVATIVE.

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LIKE N.R.A., PRO-LIFE,
THE WHOLE --

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REALLY?
YEAH.

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THAT REALLY LIMITS
OUR OPTIONS,

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BUT LET'S SIT WITH THAT
FOR A MOMENT.

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SERIOUSLY, I HAVE BEEN ON
A KIND OF NON-ABORTION STREAK

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MY WHOLE LIFE,

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AND I FEEL KIND OF GOOD
ABOUT THAT, YOU KNOW?

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YEAH. I-I-I GET THAT.
I GET IT.

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BUT DO YOU REALLY, UH --

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REALLY WANT TO HAVE A CHILD
RIGHT NOW?

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NO, NOT REALLY.

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YOU DO, RIGHT?

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NO. GOD, NO.
I MEAN, I AM A CHILD.

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A FAIRLY BIG ONE,
YOU KNOW,

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BUT WHEN CHILDREN
HAVE CHILDREN,

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I-I-IT NEVER WORKS OUT
FOR ANYONE.

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ESPECIALLY ME.

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RIGHT. I COULD SEE
IT MIGHT SERIOUSLY HAMPER

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YOUR ABILITY TO DRINK
AND GET LAID ON A NIGHTLY BASIS.

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OH, NO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

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I CAN MULTITASK
WITH THE BEST OF 'EM.

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GOOD TO KNOW.

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I'M SORRY
THAT I KNOCKED YOU UP.

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IT'S ALMOST RUDE, RIGHT?

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I MEAN, YOU'RE KIND ENOUGH
TO GRANT ME ACCESS

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TO YOUR -- YOUR MOST INTIMATE
OF AREAS, AND WHAT DO I DO?

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I POLLINATE THAT SHIT.

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I REALLY WISH THAT
ONE OF US WOULD HAVE
INSISTED ON A RUBBER.

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ONE OF US DID.

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WELL, N-NOT THIS ONE.
THIS ONE.

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WELL, I MEAN, LET'S NOT GET
ALL RASHOMON ON IT.

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IF I RE-- OKAY.

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WELL, NO, MAYBE I DIDN'T
INSIST HARD ENOUGH.

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THANK YOU.
OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA
PRESS CHARGES ANYMORE.

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OH, WONDERFUL.
YOU SEE? LOOK AT THIS.

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WE GET ALONG REALLY WELL FOR
A COUPLE OF VIRTUAL STRANGERS.

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FOR NOW, YEAH,
BUT GIVE IT 10 YEARS,

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AND I'LL JUST BE ANOTHER WOMAN
THAT YOU GOT TIRED OF FUCKING.

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YOU KNOW,
IN 10 YEARS TIME,

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YOU MIGHT VERY WELL BE
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

192
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HE SAID TODAY,
YOU KNOW?

193
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HE SAID MAYBE TODAY.

194
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TODAY IS TODAY.

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HANK. [ SIGHS ]

196
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WILL YOU STOP IT?
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

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YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

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WELL, I DO,

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BECAUSE WHATEVER HAPPENS,
YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET THROUGH IT.

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I'M --
I'M GONNA HELP YOU.

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BUT I-I-IT'S
NOT YOUR PROBLEM.

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WE'RE NOT EVEN TOGETHER
RIGHT NOW, SO...

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I FORGOT WHAT A HYPOCHONDRIAC
DRAMA QUEEN YOU CAN BE.

204
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONE

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WHO JUST HAD A BIOPSY DONE
ON YOUR COCK.

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THAT'S 'CAUSE
I DON'T HAVE A COCK.

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THANK THE LORD
FOR THAT.

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ANYWAY, IT WASN'T
ON YOUR COCK.

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YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I-I CONSIDER
THAT WHOLE AREA --

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GENERAL AREA -- MY COCK.

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LIKE, FROM MY KNEES
TO MY NIPPLES -- COCK.

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RIGHT, WELL, HE SAID

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IT WAS PROBABLY JUST
A SWOLLEN LYMPH NODE, REMEMBER?

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I-IT COULD BE CANCER.

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IT COULD BE SYPHILIS.
OH, SHIT. YEAH.

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I COULD WIND UP
A BLIND, DICKLESS BEGGAR

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WORKING A 405 OFF-RAMP.

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STOP BY AND SAY HI
SOMETIME.

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I --

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LOOK WHO'S HERE.
HEY, HONEY.

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ARE YOU OKAY?

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YEAH, SURE. YES.
WHY?

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BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE.
YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING OVER.

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WHICH COULD MEAN YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

225
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OR IT COULD MEAN
SOMETHING'S WRONG.

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EITHER WAY,
SOMEONE SHOULD GROW A PAIR

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AND TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON.

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WE'RE NOT
GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

229
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:21,261
AND EVERYTHING'S FINE.

230
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,330
LIARS!

231
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,799
[ DOOR SLAMS ]

232
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,000
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

233
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,769
SERIOUSLY.

234
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,672
WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?

235
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,874
IT'S TOTALLY UP TO ME?

236
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,276
IN A --
IN A WAY, IT IS.

237
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,880
OKAY, WELL, I'M JUST
GONNA DEAL WITH IT, YOU KNOW?

238
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,750
I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO HAVE A BABY RIGHT NOW, AND...

239
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:47,154
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
JUDGING BY
THAT HUGE EXHALATION...

240
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,622
NEITHER DO YOU.

241
00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,624
SO...THAT'S IT.

242
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,894
BUT WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER
ANYMORE, HANK.

243
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,897
THIS IS NO WAY
TO START A RELATIONSHIP.

244
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,766
WE'RE BOTH CHEATING
ON PEOPLE, HANK.

245
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,801
IT KIND OF SUCKS.
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

246
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,171
SO, YOU GO, YOU KNOW,
TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHIT,

247
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,906
AND I'LL
TAKE CARE OF MINE,

248
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,009
AND IF AND WHEN YOU WANT,
YOU COULD CALL ME.

249
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,278
THAT'S -- THAT'S --
THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS

250
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,179
IN THE BIG OL' WORLD.

251
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,148
PEOPLE HAVE A TENDENCY
TO LOSE ONE ANOTHER.

252
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,017
WELL,
IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS,

253
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,052
THEN IT WASN'T
MEANT TO BE, RIGHT?

254
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,125
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
INDISTINCTLY ]

255
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,764
COULD YOU STOP SURFING
THE INTERNET FOR A DIAGNOSIS?

256
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,433
NO WAY. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE
WITHOUT QUESTION.

257
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,301
WHAT?

258
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,304
APPARENTLY,
I HAVE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.

259
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,238
[ CHUCKLES ]

260
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:41,174
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
I HAVE JUST THE CURE.

261
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,911
I'M GONNA OFFER YOU...
A SERVICE.

262
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,112
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.

263
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,780
CANCER-SCARE MERCY FUCK?

264
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:50,017
YOU KNOW,
I-I-I'M GONNA PASS.

265
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,118
YOU'RE GONNA PASS?

266
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:51,985
YEAH.
YOU ARE?

267
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,321
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE INSULTED, BUT...

268
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,356
THAT'S OKAY.
I CAN TAKE IT.

269
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,726
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER.

270
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,328
WHOA, CAN I ASK YOU,
BEFORE YOU GO, A QUESTION?

271
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,831
I'M OFFERING YOU SEX,
AND YOU WANT TO TALK?

272
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,733
HAS THE EARTH
SPUN OFF ITS AXIS?

273
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,035
IT'S JUST, YOU SAID THAT
THING THE OTHER DAY, YOU KNOW?

274
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,771
WHAT THING?
ABOUT ASHBY.

275
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,806
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT DO I MEAN?

276
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,042
YOU SAID THAT VERY LOADED THING
ABOUT HIM BEING A GREAT KISSER,

277
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,711
WHICH KIND OF SOUNDED
LIKE A JOKE AND KIND OF
NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

278
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:18,879
WELL, IT KIND OF
WAS A JOKE

279
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,380
AND IT KIND OF WASN'T
AT THE SAME TIME.

280
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,115
I MEAN, HE DID KISS ME.

281
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,017
HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

282
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,153
NO, NOT AN ASSHOLE.
HE'S A CHILD.

283
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,487
HE WANTS WHAT HE WANTS,

284
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,290
AND HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND
IF HE DOESN'T GET IT.

285
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,926
HE'S...KIND OF SIMILAR
TO SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW.

286
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,295
THERE SHOULD BE
A LOT OF EMPATHY RIGHT THERE.

287
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,064
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
MY QUESTION.

288
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,498
WHAT WAS
THE QUESTION?

289
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,100
IS THIS SOMETHING
I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT?

290
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,401
IS THERE SOMETHING
GOING ON?

291
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,403
OH, PLEASE.

292
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,106
DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH
TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

293
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,976
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ANSWERING
MY QUESTIONS WITH A QUESTION?

294
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,878
WELL, THEN
STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS.

295
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,980
YOU SAID IT --

296
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,848
WE'RE NOT TOGETHER
RIGHT NOW.

297
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,285
SO I DON'T OWE YOU
ANY EXPLANATION.

298
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,920
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

299
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,016
[ LIGHTER CLICKS ]

300
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,260
[ KEYS CLACKING ]

301
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,733
COME ON, BUDDY.

302
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,336
EVERYBODY HAS A SCARE OR TWO
IN THEIR LIFE.

303
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,338
YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOOK
THAT GNARLY SKIN TAG

304
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,006
OFF THE BASE OF MY SCROTUM
THAT TIME?

305
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,975
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT AMUSED YOU GREATLY.

306
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,077
WELL, SKIN TAGS
ARE INHERENTLY AMUSING.

307
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,411
YES, AND DISGUSTING.

308
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:02,049
IT'S THE RUNKLE FAMILY CURSE.
MAD SKIN TAGS, BABY.

309
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,184
YOU MAKE ME
WANT TO DIE.

310
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,919
[ CHUCKLES ]

311
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:09,857
ANYWAY, I REMEMBER I SWEATED
THAT PHONE CALL FOR DAYS, MAN.

312
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,458
YOU KNOW,
WAITING FOR THE RESULTS.

313
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:15,028
MARCY FINALLY HAD TO BITCH-SLAP
SOME SENSE INTO ME AT ONE POINT.

314
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,897
YOU WILL BE OKAY.

315
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,932
THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS --
"YOU'LL BE OKAY."

316
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,234
AND THEN ONE DAY, THE PHONE
RINGS, AND YOU'RE NOT OKAY.

317
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,470
WELL, YEAH.
THERE'S THAT.

318
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,338
HEY, LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE --

319
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,508
THAT GIRL SEEMS TO BE
EYE-RAPING YOU OVER THERE.

320
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,378
WELL, WHO CARES?

321
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,613
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I'VE
WASTED ON THAT FUCKING DANCE?

322
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,615
TIME THAT I COULD'VE SPENT
HANGING WITH MY DAUGHTER?

323
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,218
HEY, HEY!
YOU ARE A GREAT FATHER.

324
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,954
NO! I'M A FATHER.
I AM NOT GREAT.

325
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,189
A GREAT FATHER IS A GUY

326
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,991
THAT -- THAT GIVES IT ALL UP
FOR HIS FAMILY

327
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,459
AND LEAVES HIS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
BULLSHIT AT THE DOOR.

328
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,962
THE SELF-LOATHING IS STRONG
IN YOU TODAY, MY FRIEND.

329
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,363
I'M JUST LIKE
MY FATHER.

330
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,299
YOU KNOW, THERE ISN'T
A WOMAN THAT I'VE MET

331
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,935
THAT I HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH FOR 10 MINUTES OR 10 YEARS.

332
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,070
WHAT ABOUT THE ONE WOMAN
THAT THREW IT IN WITH ME?

333
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,472
TOOK THAT MASSIVE LEAP OF FAITH
JUST TO BE WITH ME?

334
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,308
WHAT DID I DO?
I FUCKED THAT UP.

335
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,910
YOU GAVE IT A SHOT, MAN.

336
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,277
DID I?
YEAH.

337
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,612
DID I DO MY ABSOLUTE BEST

338
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,215
OR DID I JUST WANT SOMEONE
I DIDN'T HAVE?

339
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,283
IS THE CHASE
BETTER THAN THE CATCH?

340
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:14,487
AND OTHER SOME SUCH
CLICHéD, MASCULINE BULLSHIT.

341
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,390
THERE IS
NO ABSOLUTE BEST, HANK.

342
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:21,929
YOU KNOW, I REALLY ENVY
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MARCE.

343
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,596
YOU KNOW, IT'S...

344
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,667
IT'S LIKE IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE,
YOU KNOW -- TEFLON MARRIAGE.

345
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,637
MAYBE. DOESN'T MEAN
I DON'T WANT THINGS.

346
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,472
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU HAVE.

347
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,274
I DON'T KNOW...

348
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,944
FACED WITH
MY OWN MORTALITY,

349
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:40,080
I MIGHT
RATHER BE ELSEWHERE...

350
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,115
WITH DAISY MAYBE.

351
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,051
THAT'S JUST
THE MINDFUCK OF THE FRESH.

352
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:44,952
IT'S --
IT'S AN ILLUSION.

353
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,587
THAT'S JUST NEW PUSSY
TALKING TO YOU.

354
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,556
WHAT IF IT'S NOT, HUH?

355
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,126
RUNKLE, YOU BETTER WATCH
YOUR FUCKING ASS

356
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,563
OR I WILL HAVE YOUR BALLS --
SKIN TAGS AND ALL.

357
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,031
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

358
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,934
DOCTOR?

359
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,535
NO.

360
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,072
IT'S ASHBY.
FUCK HIM.

361
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,508
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

362
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,338
Hank: HEY.

363
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,340
UH, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE
THE WATER RUNNING?

364
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,675
THERE'S STILL
SOME HOT LEFT.

365
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,215
YEAH, OKAY, OKAY.

366
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,216
OH.

367
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,283
HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
HEY.

368
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,020
WHAT'S UP WITH MOODY?
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR DAYS.

369
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,122
HE'S NOT PICKING UP,
RETURNING MY CALLS.

370
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,123
HE OKAY?

371
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,358
YEAH.

372
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,526
YEAH, HE...

373
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,229
NO. HE'S GOT
SOME STUFF GOING ON.

374
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,097
ANYTHING I CAN DO?

375
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,366
UM...

376
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,535
N-NO.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

377
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,004
HE KIND OF WANTS TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US,

378
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,005
WHICH IS, LIKE...

379
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,440
OH, YEAH?
YEAH.

380
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,774
WHAT IS
GOING ON WITH US?

381
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,044
I-I-I TOLD HIM
YOU WERE A GREAT KISSER,

382
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,745
WHICH WAS --
WHICH WAS KIND OF DUMB.

383
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,314
WELL, THAT IS
SOMEWHAT INCENDIARY.

384
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,551
AND YET COMPLETELY TRUE.

385
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,019
I WOULDN'T KNOW.

386
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:29,222
NO, HE --
IT KIND OF PISSED HIM OFF.

387
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,458
REALLY?
YOU DON'T SAY?

388
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,493
RIGHT.

389
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,363
YOU KNOW, I WAS SEEING THIS GUY
WHEN I FIRST MET HANK,

390
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,598
AND HE KIND OF
REMINDS ME OF YOU.

391
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,732
OH, YEAH?
YEAH.

392
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:40,800
WHAT WAS HE LIKE?

393
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,036
HE -- HE WAS SIMPLE.

394
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,438
"SIMPLE"?
LIKE, UH...RETARDED?

395
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,074
[ Laughing ] YEAH.

396
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,676
NO. NO, GOOD.
REALLY GOOD SIMPLE.

397
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,244
I MEAN, HE WAS --

398
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,214
HE LOVED MUSIC,
HE -- HE SMILED A LOT.

399
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,648
STOP IT.

400
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,451
KIND OF LIKE
HE HAD THE SECRET, YOU KNOW?

401
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,154
WHICH IS WHAT?
I GUESS...

402
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,755
[ SIGHS ]

403
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,593
TAKE THE THING YOU LOVE
AND MAKE IT YOUR LIFE.

404
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,062
SO, WE SHOULD KISS?

405
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,330
[ Laughs ] NO.

406
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,732
ARE YOU INSANE?
DO YOU HAVE NO MEMORY?

407
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,301
FUCKER!

408
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,069
HANK, NO!

409
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,072
HANK! GOD!

410
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,340
WHOA!

411
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,209
HANK, STOP!

412
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,543
OH, SHIT!

413
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,146
GOD!
OKAY! OKAY!

414
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,817
OKAY. I'M OUT.

415
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,819
OW!

416
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,588
BITCH!

417
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,458
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

418
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:43,230
Karen: COME ON.
YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A CHILD.

419
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,099
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
MOODY!

420
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,234
HANK!

421
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,635
GET OFF OF HIM!

422
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,770
HANK MOODY,
DR. REISS CALLING.

423
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,505
GIVE ME A CALL
AT THE OFFICE.

424
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,441
HEY! HELLO?!
[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]

425
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,508
HELLO?!

426
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,577
WHOA.

427
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,512
FUCK!

428
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,416
PEACE.

429
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,285
THAT'S GREAT, MARCE.

430
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,387
YES. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

431
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,322
I'M ALL FOR THE 12 STEPS.

432
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,258
LOVE 'EM.
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF 'EM.

433
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,825
WISH THERE WERE MORE.

434
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,695
SOUNDS GREAT.

435
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,765
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

436
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,435
LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.
BYE.

437
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,537
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

438
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,673
HEY.

439
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,776
"HEY" YOURSELF.

440
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,845
I THOUGHT
I MIGHT FIND YOU HERE.

441
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,781
WELL, YOU COULD'VE
JUST CALLED.

442
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,450
OH, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO
DO THIS OVER THE PHONE.

443
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,552
I FOUND A PLACE.

444
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,189
SO YOU'RE MOVING OUT?

445
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,391
IT'S A CUTE PLACE.

446
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,659
IT'S, UH -- IT'S JUST A SINGLE,
BUT IT'S IN SANTA MONICA.

447
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:50,129
IT'S PRETTY CLOSE
TO THE WATER AND CLOSE TO YOGA.

448
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,900
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
I WANTED TO TELL YOU.

449
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,902
AND I HOPE
YOU'RE NOT MAD.

450
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,406
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO
ANY MORE PORN.

451
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,374
I THINK I'M OUT.

452
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,510
REALLY?

453
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,578
BUT YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT.

454
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,281
I DON'T KNOW,
"VAGINATOWN" WAS SPECIAL.

455
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,451
I MEAN, THIS WHOLE THING
WAS SPECIAL.

456
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,388
AND, YOU KNOW, IF I CAN'T
ACTUALLY BE WITH YOU, CHARLIE...

457
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:19,326
I'D KIND OF LIKE THE LAST PERSON
I HAD ON-SCREEN SEX WITH

458
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,593
TO BE YOU.

459
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,928
[ SIGHS ]

460
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,863
THAT'S, LIKE,
ONE OF THE NICEST THINGS

461
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,532
ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.

462
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,835
AND YET TOTALLY GROSS
FOR YOU.

463
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,640
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

464
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,708
TEMP, WAITRESS...

465
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,944
BUT I'M
GONNA TAKE ACTING CLASSES...

466
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,247
AND MAYBE SOME IMPROV.

467
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,282
I KNOW I'VE GOT AN UPHILL BATTLE
AHEAD OF ME.

468
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,683
WHAT WITH THE FISTING
AND ALL.

469
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,651
EXACTLY.
YEAH.

470
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,787
BUT IT'S WORTH IT
'CAUSE I REALLY WANT THIS.

471
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,257
WELL, I'LL STILL MANAGE YOU
IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.

472
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,959
ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA?

473
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,827
NO.

474
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,397
BUT, UH...

475
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,266
THE THOUGHT
OF NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN

476
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,768
SOUNDS LIKE
A MUCH, MUCH WORSE IDEA.

477
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:08,508
UM, MAYBE I COULD, UH,
SEE YOUR PLACE SOMETIME.

478
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,710
I'D LIKE THAT.

479
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,948
MAYBE I COULD
SEE IT...NOW.

480
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,252
WELL, I'D LIKE THAT
EVEN MORE.

481
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,660
SORRY ABOUT YOUR COCK.
IT'S NOT MY COCK.

482
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,496
DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

483
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,498
I TRAINED AS A PARAMEDIC.
I COULD'VE HELPED.

484
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,933
OH, YEAH? LIKE HOW?

485
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,001
I DON'T KNOW.

486
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,338
I COULD'VE...FELT AROUND,
PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE.

487
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,972
[ LAUGHS ]
MAYBE NEXT TIME.

488
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,574
[ LAUGHS ]

489
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,544
LOOK, I'M SORRY
I KISSED YOUR OLD LADY.

490
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,013
I'M SORRY
I KISSED YOURS.

491
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,048
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
DID YOU PENETRATE?

492
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,182
DID I GO INSIDE? NO.

493
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,819
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS
BANG EACH OTHER'S SOUL MATES.

494
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,855
[ SIGHS ]
"A-FUCKING-MEN" TO THAT.

495
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,858
BE GOOD.

496
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,962
[ SIGHS ]

497
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,931
SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.

498
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,065
IT'S OKAY.

499
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,001
HANK,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

500
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:12,705
I WOULD NEVER, EVER FUCK SOMEONE
TO GET BACK AT YOU.

501
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,707
I KNOW.
THAT'S THE THING.

502
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,377
IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE,
YOU REALLY WANT TO FUCK THEM.

503
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,045
THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME.

504
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,680
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
REALLY WANT?

505
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,515
I MEAN, HOW DO YOU
WANT THIS TO END?

506
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,783
I WANT TO
KEEP DOING THIS

507
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,885
FOR AS MUCH TIME
AS WE HAVE LEFT.

508
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,954
NOT --
NOT CLEANING UP.

509
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,556
THIS.

510
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:33,560
ISN'T THAT, LIKE,
WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING?

511
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,094
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF WE HAVE.

512
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,397
I MEAN, W-WE'VE TALKED
ABOUT IT ENDLESSLY,

513
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,433
AND WE'VE LISTED ALL THE REASONS
WHY IT'S NOT POSSIBLE,

514
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,770
BUT WHAT IF ALL THOSE REASONS
JUST MAGICALLY WENT AWAY?

515
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,105
THAT'S THE PROBLEM --
THEY NEVER DO.

516
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,007
OKAY, YOU'VE GOT
ONE MONTH LEFT.

517
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,042
WHAT DO YOU DO?
HOW DO YOU SPEND IT?

518
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,478
WITH BECCA.

519
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,112
NO HANK IN THERE?

520
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:57,517
I DON'T FIT IN ANYWHERE
IN THERE? NO -- NO HANK?

521
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,386
MAYBE A COUPLE OF DAYS.

522
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,121
FAIR ENOUGH,
BUT FOR ME...

523
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,991
I WANT YOU THERE
AT THE END.

524
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,627
I WANT THOSE EYES TO BE
THE LAST THING THAT I SEE.

525
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,899
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
ABOUT LEW?

526
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,501
NO. I DON'T.

527
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,969
HE MADE A CHOICE.
HE CHOSE ART.

528
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,805
HE MADE THAT HIS LIFE.

529
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,807
AND THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S VALID.

530
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,676
BUT WITH YOU...

531
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:27,380
YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHO YOU WANT TO BE, YOU KNOW?

532
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,682
IT'S YOUR INDECISION
THAT PARALYZES YOU

533
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,418
AND HURTS US, HANK.

534
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,020
I CAN FEEL
YOUR RESTLESSNESS.

535
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,690
I MEAN, A MOMENT LIKE THIS,
YEAH, YOU WANT ME, YOU WANT US.

536
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:41,428
AND THEN THAT MOMENT PASSES,
AND YOU BECOME LIKE THIS GHOST.

537
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,997
14 YEARS AGO, "I LOVE YOU"
WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH.

538
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,167
I MEAN, IT WAS
ALMOST REVOLUTIONARY.

539
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,437
AND NOW...

540
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:53,773
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST WORDS.

541
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,909
I MEAN, I KNOW
YOU MEAN THEM, BUT...

542
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,712
HANK, I-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY MEAN TO YOU.

543
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,048
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

544
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,054
YOU WANT TO BE SAVED?

545
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,562
[ BEEP ]

546
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,564
HELLO?

547
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,999
HEY, DR. REISS.

548
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,033
HOW ARE YOU?

549
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,802
UH-HUH.

550
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,005
OKAY.

551
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,974
ALL RIGHT. WELL...

552
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,742
THANK YOU.

553
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:30,843
[ BEEP ]
WOW.

554
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,579
WHAT?

555
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,180
YOU WERE RIGHT.
WHAT?

556
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,582
SYPHILIS.

557
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,584
[ LAUGHS ] BULLSHIT.

558
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,718
IT'S BENIGN.

559
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,787
YOU KNOW, JUST, UH...

560
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,823
ANTIBIOTICS IS ALL I NEED,
AND THEN, UH...

561
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,592
I-I'M GONNA BE OKAY.

562
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,994
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
YOU'RE OKAY.

563
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,996
FOR NOW.

564
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,933
[ SMOOCHES ]

565
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,136
WANT TO GIVE ME THAT,
UM...
NO.

566
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,973
POST-CANCER-SCARE
MERCY FUCK NOW?
NO. IT'S TOO LATE.

567
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,710
[ HORNS BLARING ]

568
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:07,446
SO, THIS IS IT,
I GUESS, HUH?

569
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,019
I GUESS SO. YEAH.

570
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,787
CAN I CALL YOU?

571
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,789
NO.

572
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,058
NO, REALLY,
I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.

573
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:22,028
WELL, WILL YOU CALL ME,
YOU KNOW, JUST TO...

574
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,730
LET ME KNOW
YOU'RE OKAY?

575
00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:27,066
YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU.

576
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:29,201
NO, YOU WON'T...

577
00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:30,803
BUT I GET IT.

578
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,506
IT WAS, UH...

579
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:36,175
IT WAS, UH...
IT WAS AWFULLY NICE SHARING

580
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,612
THIS MOST UNPLEASANT
OF MILESTONES WITH YOU.

581
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,882
YEAH. SAME HERE.

582
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,554
DON'T GET LOST
OUT THERE, OKAY?

583
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:56,896
[ PEARL JAM'S
"NOTHINGMAN" PLAYS ]

584
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:16,683
* ONCE DIVIDED

585
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,153
HANK!

586
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,959
I-I WAS GONNA GO
CHECK OUT THAT VIGIL

587
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,762
OF, UM, KURT COBAIN.

588
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,800
I-I DON'T KNOW.
DID YOU WANT TO COME?

589
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,035
THE COBAIN VIGIL?
YEAH.

590
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:40,239
WELL, I GOT A VIGIL
THAT I WAS ALREADY...

591
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,708
NO, SERIOUSLY.

592
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,610
YEAH?
YEAH.

593
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,612
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ME,

594
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,615
BUT, UH,
I LOVE VIGILS.

595
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,216
I KIND OF GUESSED THAT.

596
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,285
Hank: DEAR, KAREN...

597
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,621
IF YOU'RE READING THIS,

598
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:57,657
IT MEANS I ACTUALLY WORKED UP
THE COURAGE TO MAIL IT.

599
00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,726
SO, GOOD FOR ME.

600
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:02,595
YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL,
BUT IF YOU GET ME STARTED,

601
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,263
I HAVE A TENDENCY
TO GO ON AND ON

602
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,699
ABOUT HOW HARD
THE WRITING IS FOR ME.

603
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,968
BUT THIS...

604
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:12,805
THIS IS THE HARDEST THING
I'VE EVER HAD TO WRITE.

605
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,675
THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY
THIS, SO I'LL JUST SAY IT.

606
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,376
I MET SOMEONE.

607
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,111
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

608
00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:21,814
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR IT.
I WASN'T ON THE MAKE.

609
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,349
IT WAS A PERFECT STORM.

610
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:25,251
SHE SAID ONE THING.
I SAID ANOTHER.

611
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:28,020
NEXT THING I KNEW, I WANTED
TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE

612
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,657
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THAT CONVERSATION.

613
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,759
* ...SHE ONCE BELIEVED...

614
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,927
NOW THERE'S THIS FEELING
IN MY GUT.

615
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,229
SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE.

616
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,131
SHE'S COMPLETELY NUTS...

617
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:42,902
IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME SMILE --
HIGHLY NEUROTIC.

618
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,772
A GREAT DEAL
OF MAINTENANCE REQUIRED.

619
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:48,040
SHE IS YOU, KAREN.

620
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:50,609
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

621
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:55,748
THE BAD IS THAT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

622
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,984
AND IT SCARES
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

623
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,052
BECAUSE IF I'M NOT
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW,

624
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:03,155
I HAVE THIS FEELING
WE'LL GET LOST OUT THERE.

625
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,228
IT'S A BIG, BAD WORLD
FULL OF TWISTS AND TURNS,

626
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,130
AND PEOPLE HAVE
A WAY OF BLINKING

627
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,965
AND MISSING THE MOMENT...

628
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:17,837
...THE MOMENT THAT COULD'VE
CHANGED EVERYTHING.

629
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,840
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US,

630
00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:23,375
AND I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY YOU
SHOULD WASTE A LEAP OF FAITH

631
00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:26,378
ON THE LIKES OF ME...

632
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,415
BUT, DAMN, YOU SMELL GOOD --

633
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:30,883
LIKE HOME.

634
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,919
AND YOU MAKE EXCELLENT COFFEE.

635
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:36,022
THAT'S GOT TO COUNT
FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

636
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,790
CALL ME.

637
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:41,293
UNFAITHFULLY YOURS,
HANK MOODY.

638
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:47,433
* ...NOTHINGMAN

639
00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:52,304
* NOTHINGMAN

640
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:57,409
* NOTHINGMAN

641
00:27:57,443 --> 00:28:01,280
* COULD-A BEEN SOMETHIN'

642
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:06,318
* NOTHINGMAN

643
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,123
* OHH

644
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,893
* OHH, OHH

645
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:16,896
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