1 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,179 PREVIOUSLY ON "CALIFORNICATION"... 2 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,448 I THINK WE SHOULD GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER. 3 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,451 TO BE HONEST, I'M INTERVIEWING FOR JOBS IN NEW YORK. 4 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:18,752 SO, HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 5 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,189 HANK IS THE FATHER. ALLEGED FATHER. 6 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:25,193 I'LL RAISE THE CHILD, AND I'LL LOVE IT AS MY OWN. 7 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,094 OH, MY GOD. 8 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,229 Look, look, look -- Damien and Becca. 9 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,798 BECAUSE ISN'T THAT THE BECCA RIGHT THERE? 10 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,200 OH! BEC! 11 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:35,069 I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY MORE PORN. REALLY? 12 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,671 I'D LIKE THE LAST PERSON I HAD ON-SCREEN SEX WITH TO BE YOU. 13 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,572 Charlie: ALL RIGHT, MARCY. 14 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,774 AFTER ALL THE SHIT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, 15 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,076 I WANT TO GET A DIVORCE. 16 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,411 I'M GONNA BE WITH DAISY. 17 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:44,578 YOU FUCKED MY MAN. 18 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,813 MARCY, I DIDN'T MEAN -- 19 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:46,847 AAH! 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,516 SHE'S HERE. SHE WHO? 21 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,817 "SHE WHO"? JANIE, YOU ASSHOLE! 22 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,319 COME ON! 23 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,654 [ SNORTS ] 24 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:54,788 WHAT? 25 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,790 LEW. SHIT, LEW. 26 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,259 LEW! 27 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,427 LEW! 28 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,562 LEW? 29 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:12,773 * SHADOWS ARE FALLING AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF BREATH * 30 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:16,110 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 31 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,778 [ TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING ] 32 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,480 * IF I LEAVE YOU 33 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:23,584 * IT DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE YOU ANY LESS * 34 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:28,456 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 35 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,459 * WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING * 36 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:34,562 * AND YOU SEE THAT CRAZY SUN 37 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:39,133 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 38 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,669 * THERE'S A TRAIN LEAVING NIGHTLY * 39 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:45,673 * CALLED "WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE" * 40 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:50,711 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 41 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,580 * SHA LA-LA-LA, LA-LA 42 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:56,417 * LA LA LA-LA-LI-LO 43 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,353 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 44 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,757 * SHA LA-LA-LA, LA-LA 45 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:07,528 * LA LA LA-LA-LI-LO 46 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,297 [ CHUCKLES ] 47 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,699 YOU GOT YOURSELF A BIT OF A RITUAL THERE, HUH? 48 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,933 YEP. 49 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:17,771 EVERY TIME I FINISH A BOOK, WHISKEY, WEED, AND WARREN ZEVON. 50 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,607 IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS. 51 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,642 YEAH. HOW'D IT TURN OUT? HARD TO SAY. 52 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,745 YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN I. YOU LIVED THE MOTHERFUCKER. 53 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:25,679 YEAH, BUT LIVING IT RIGHT 54 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,481 MEANS YOU DON'T REMEMBER MUCH OF IT AT ALL. 55 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,617 WELL, YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE -- 56 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,185 YOUR DIRTY LIFE AND TIMES. 57 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:33,354 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 58 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,922 WHAT'S NEXT? 59 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:39,693 I SUPPOSE I TRY TO GET MY LIFE BACK IN ORDER IN SOME FASHION. 60 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,362 YEAH, YOU... 61 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,830 YOU DO THAT. 62 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:46,234 REMEMBER, AT THE END OF THE DAY, 63 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,935 IT'S ALL ABOUT HER. 64 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,870 WHO? 65 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,605 YOU KNOW. 66 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:57,278 I'LL MISS SEEING YOU AROUND HERE, MAN. 67 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,813 GONNA MISS YOU, TOO. 68 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,552 AND IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY, YOU KNOW. 69 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,454 THEY GOT ONE HELL OF A BAND. 70 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,689 * THESE WHEELS KEEP TURNING 71 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,959 * BUT THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM * 72 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:17,465 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 73 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:22,202 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 74 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:10,418 [ INTRO TO THE ANIMALS' "IT'S MY LIFE" PLAYS ] 75 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:21,829 * IT'S A HARD WORLD TO GET A BREAK IN * 76 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:25,966 * ALL THE GOOD THINGS HAVE BEEN TAKEN * 77 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,801 * BUT, GIRL, THERE ARE WAYS... * 78 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,337 WHAT UP, BUTTERCUP? 79 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,675 OH, I JUST THOUGHT I'D PAY MY LAST RESPECTS 80 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,578 BEFORE I HIT THE ROAD. 81 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,912 WHERE YOU HEADED? 82 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,748 OH, DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO? MNH-MNH. 83 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,850 I'M TAKING "FUCKING & PUNCHING" 84 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,552 ALL OVER THIS FAIR COUNTRY OF OURS. 85 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,355 COMING SOON TO A SUPERSIZED BOOKSTORE NEAR YOU. 86 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,457 MOTHERS, LOCK UP YOUR SONS. 87 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,692 AND HUSBANDS. 88 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,126 * REMEMBER * REMEMBER 89 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,731 * IT'S MY LIFE, AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT * 90 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,400 * IT'S MY MIND... 91 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,001 I'M GONNA MISS HIM... 92 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,936 WAY MORE THAN I THOUGHT. 93 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,672 YEAH, I KNOW THE FEELING. 94 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,908 AT FIRST, FUCKING HIM WAS... 95 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,043 WAS JUST A WAY OF YANKING YOUR CHAIN. 96 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,712 REALLY? YOU DON'T SAY? 97 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,815 YEAH, BUT THEN HE JUST HAD TO WIN ME OVER, YOU KNOW? 98 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,518 LIKE SOME SWEET, MANGY LITTLE PUPPY 99 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:18,819 WHO JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO PET HIM 100 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,053 AND TELL HIM HE WAS A GOOD BOY. 101 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,923 THEN HE'D SHIT THE RUG. OR HUMP YOUR LEG. 102 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,692 MM. WHERE'S YOUR FIRST STOP? 103 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,427 UH, BORDERS IN TACOMA. 104 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,929 KNOW IT. THERE'S A GREAT COFFEE SHOP DOWN THE STREET. 105 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,665 AROUND THE BLOCK, THERE'S THIS OLD RECORD STORE, 106 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,967 SELLS USED VINYL, TONS OF IT -- FANTASTIC. 107 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,937 GREAT -- OLD GUY'S GUIDE TO TACOMA. GOOD TO KNOW. 108 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:40,641 WELL, JUST BE GENTLE WITH OUR RETARDED LOVE CHILD. 109 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,809 I WILL. 110 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,045 BE GOOD OUT THERE, PSYCHO. 111 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,914 TELL 'EM WHO SENT YOU. 112 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,550 * I AIN'T NO SAINT 113 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,085 * NO COMPLAINTS 114 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,587 * AND BABY 115 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,956 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 116 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:59,527 * IT'S MY LIFE AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT * 117 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,995 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MADRE OF MY BAMBINO. 118 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,697 WHAT'S SHAKIN', SWEET DUCK? 119 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,898 I GOT A JOB. 120 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,066 A GOOD JOB? 121 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,470 A GREAT JOB. I MEAN, MY DREAM JOB. 122 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,904 WOW, WAY TO GO, FANCY PANTS. 123 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:13,907 YEAH. IT'S, UM... 124 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,108 IT'S IN NEW YORK. 125 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,577 EVEN BETTER. 126 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,979 RIGHT. I START MONDAY. 127 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,147 NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. 128 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,983 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE TAKING THIS MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 129 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,151 WHY SHOULDN'T I? 130 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,588 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK TO NEW YORK FOR YEARS NOW. 131 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:28,689 HANK. 132 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,823 KAREN. 133 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,124 I GOT A JOB. 134 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,461 YOU GOT A JOB. THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 135 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:34,628 NOT YOU. 136 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,598 N-NO. NOT -- I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 137 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,468 NO, YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 138 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,970 THAT IS FUCKED UP. 139 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,205 WELL, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU OR US, OKAY. 140 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,740 THIS IS ABOUT ME AND BECCA. 141 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,476 BUT YOU CAN'T JUST WHISK HER AWAY 142 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,445 AND EXPECT ME TO SIT HERE IN L.A. WITH A DRY THUMB UP MY ASS. 143 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,480 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 144 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,982 YOU DO HAVE SOME SERIOUS SHIT TO DEAL WITH HERE. 145 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,217 KAREN, I CAN WRITE ANYWHERE... 146 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,087 OR NOT, AS THE CASE MAY BE, WHICH IS NOT THE CASE. 147 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,955 I JUST FINISHED THE ASHBY BOOK 148 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,791 THIS MORNING, AS A MATTER OF FACT. GOOD. 149 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,125 HONEY, I'M ON FIRE... GOOD FOR YOU. 150 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,760 ...WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER, 151 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:09,663 OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, WHY I SHOULD BE YOUR MANNY. 152 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,864 [ CHUCKLES ] 153 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,199 DO YOU LAUGH? 154 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,100 MY MANNY? YEAH! 155 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,469 YOU'RE A HIGH-POWERED CAREER GAL NOW. 156 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,771 YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD DOWN THE FORT. RIGHT. 157 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:18,806 A MAJORDOMO. THANK YOU. 158 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:19,940 I'M YOUR MAN, WOMAN. 159 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,943 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR WRITING OR LACK THEREOF, OKAY? 160 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:26,480 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE IMPENDING ARRIVAL OF YOUR LATEST MISTAKE. 161 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:27,481 D-DID YOU FORGET? 162 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:30,050 UH, SIR FRANCIS DRAKE SAID HE WAS TOTALLY DOWN 163 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,252 WITH RAISING THE LITTLE BASTARD AS HIS OWN. 164 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,655 YOU HEARD THE BEARDED WOMAN. Y-YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 165 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,256 I'M NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED IT'S MINE. 166 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,958 YOU KNOW, I NEVER CAME INSIDE HER. 167 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,627 I-I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK I DID. 168 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,529 I MEAN, WHEN SHE BRONCOED ME, 169 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,196 I SPASMED OUT A LITTLE DOG WATER, YOU KNOW. 170 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,197 THANK YOU. 171 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,432 I'M STILL HOLDING OUT THE HOPE 172 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,135 THAT SHE BANGED SOME DUDE IN THE P.F. CHANG'S PARKING LOT 173 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,903 WHILE SHE WAS LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR. 174 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,939 I THINK THAT'S AN ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE SCENARIO. 175 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,607 THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. 176 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,708 WELL, I'M SPECIAL. 177 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,976 I THINK I'M SPECIAL. I REALLY DO. 178 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,079 WHAT DOES JEFF BECCA THINK ABOUT YOU TEARING OUR FAMILY APART? 179 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:02,149 WELL, NO -- RIGHT NOW -- SHE'S HEARTBROKEN RIGHT NOW. 180 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,717 YEAH, OF COURSE SHE'S HEARTBROKEN. 181 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,085 YOU RIP HER AWAY FROM HER OLD MAN, 182 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,754 YOU DON'T INVITE HIM TO COME WITH. 183 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:07,855 THAT SHIT IS HARSH! 184 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,256 SHE'S HEARTBROKEN ABOUT DAMIEN. 185 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,558 WHAT ABOUT DAMIEN? 186 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,159 WELL, SHE SAW HIM MAKING OUT 187 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:16,129 WITH SOMEONE ELSE AT MIA'S PARTY, SO... 188 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,731 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 189 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,533 [ HORN HONKS ] 190 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,573 WELCOME TO ALL AMERICAN BURGER. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 191 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,542 CAN I GET A JUMBO "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?" 192 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,011 THAT'S THE PROBLEM -- I WASN'T THINKING. 193 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,815 I MEAN, SHE FUCKING KISSED ME, DUDE. 194 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:40,187 THAT KIND OF SHIT JUST DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN TO ME A LOT... 195 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,589 LIKE EVER. 196 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:45,292 W-- W-- YO. 197 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:48,796 BE THAT AS IT MAY, ON THE FLIP SIDE, 198 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,732 WHAT I'VE GOT IS A YOUNG GIRL WHOSE HEART IS BROKEN. 199 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:52,733 YEAH, I KNOW. 200 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,769 I KNOW, AND I FEEL ALL SORTS OF AWFUL ABOUT IT. 201 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,140 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, 202 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:04,612 AND GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO -- TO DO IT AGAIN, 203 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:07,014 I DON'T THINK IT WOULD GO ANY DIFFERENTLY, HONESTLY. 204 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:13,721 I MEAN, A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IS KIND ENOUGH TO KISS YOU... 205 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,689 FUCK, YOU KISS HER RIGHT BACK. 206 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,290 'CAUSE... 207 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,259 YOU KNOW, WHO -- WHO KNOWS 208 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,329 WHERE THAT KISS IS GONNA TAKE YOU? 209 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,803 I WENT THERE TO KICK HIS ASS, 210 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,872 AND I STAYED TO SOAK UP HIS WISDOM. 211 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,875 THEY KNOW MORE THAN WE DO -- THE CHILDREN. WE FORGET. 212 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,878 WHICH IS WHY WE END UP IN THESE FUCKED-UP SITUATIONS. 213 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,747 YEAH. SELLING BMWs IN THE VALLEY -- 214 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,281 WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE? [ SCOFFS ] 215 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,151 DON'T KID YOURSELF, PAL. I ALWAYS WAS. 216 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,153 SELLING WRITERS, ACTORS, DIRECTORS -- 217 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,287 IT'S ALL THE SAME SHIT. 218 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,156 HAVE YOU TALKED TO THE MARCE? 219 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,824 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] THROUGH THE LAWYERS. 220 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,960 SHE'S A LITTLE FERAL RIGHT NOW -- 221 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,195 WANTS TO TAKE ME FOR ALL I'M WORTH. 222 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,030 OH, NO. ALL FOUR FIGURES? 223 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,166 [ Chuckling ] I DON'T EVEN CARE, REALLY. 224 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,034 I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY, YOU KNOW. 225 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,370 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS NOW -- THE BIG HAPPY. 226 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,639 RIGHT -- PIMPING RIDES, LIVING IN A STUDIO APARTMENT 227 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,074 IN THE VALLEY WITH A PORNO CHICK. 228 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,210 HEY, HEY, HEY -- RETIRED PORNO CHICK. 229 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,279 SHE'S TAKING SOME GROUNDLINGS CLASSES. 230 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,714 SHE'S REALLY QUITE FUNNY. 231 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,749 I AM SURE SHE'S A DEEP-THROATING LUCILLE BALL. 232 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,217 BULLY FOR HER, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? 233 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,320 DOES THIS WORK FOR YOU, GIVE YOU THE BIG HAPPY? 234 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,023 MORE THAN YOU KNOW, PAL. I FEEL LIKE I'M 23 AGAIN. 235 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,026 YOU KNOW, LIFE IS SIMPLE. IT'S GOOD. 236 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,828 MONEY'S A LITTLE TIGHT, YOU KNOW. 237 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,030 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO USE THE OFFICE XEROX 238 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,198 TO COPY YOUR MANUSCRIPT. 239 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,300 I'M SO HAPPY I STAYED WITH YOU. 240 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,670 ME TOO. GOOD FOR US. WE'RE MAKING SHIT HAPPEN. 241 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:37,705 LET'S GO, RUNKLE. 242 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,173 YOU GOT TO BE ON THAT SALES FLOOR AT ALL TIMES. 243 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:43,443 A.B.C., BABY -- "ALWAYS BE CLOSING." 244 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,779 YES, SIR! 245 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,215 "A.B.C., BABY -- 'ALWAYS BE CLOSING'". 246 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,316 THESE FUCKING GUYS -- 247 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,918 THEY ALL THINK THEY'RE THE ONLY ONE 248 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,352 WHO EVER SAW "GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS." 249 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,821 [ CHUCKLES ] HEY, IF YOU WANT, 250 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,923 I'LL TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU. 251 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,157 I WILL LET YOU KNOW. 252 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,892 THAT NUMBER, MY FRIEND, 253 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:02,896 PUTS YOU IN A BEAUTIFUL '07 CONVERTIBLE WITH NAVIGATION. 254 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,165 OH, YOU'RE GOOD. 255 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,268 HOW WE DOING OVER HERE? CHUCK RUNKLE. 256 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,770 Man: NICE TO MEET YOU. 257 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,705 THERE GOES MY AGENT. 258 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,078 I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH. 259 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,213 IT'S GONNA GET BETTER. I PROMISE. 260 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,815 MAYBE IT DOES, MAYBE IT DOESN'T. 261 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,050 WELL -- 262 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,285 EITHER WAY, DAD, WORDS DON'T HELP. YEAH. 263 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,455 I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL. 264 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,191 HERE'S AN IDEA -- WHY DON'T YOU HANG BEHIND WITH ME 265 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,960 AND NURSE YOUR BROKEN HEART? 266 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,262 WE COULD, UH, SMOKE SOME CIGARETTES, 267 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,264 PASS THE BOTTLE, LISTEN TO SOME BLUES. 268 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,498 IT'LL BE FUN. 269 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,300 HANK, THAT IS VERY MANIPULATIVE. 270 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,136 NO! IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT MANIPULATIVE. 271 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,938 DAD... IT'S A SUGGESTION. 272 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,440 ...I'M GOING WITH MOM. I NEED A CHANGE OF SCENERY. 273 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,010 I DON'T WANT TO BE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET 274 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,312 AND BE REMINDED OF ALL THE PLACES WE KISSED. 275 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,380 "ALL THE PLACES"?! 276 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,383 WHAT KIND OF AN OPERATION ARE YOU...RUNNING HERE? 277 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,918 WHAT THE HELL? [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 278 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,053 HEY, NO, DON'T ANSWER THAT. IT'S RUDE. 279 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,922 NO, IT'S SONJA. IT COULD BE IMPORTANT. 280 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,456 WELL, REALLY DON'T ANSWER IT. 281 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,358 NO! IT'S AROUND THE DUE DATE, RIGHT? 282 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,094 RIGHT TO VOICEMAIL -- THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR. 283 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,328 NO, NO. EXCUSE ME, SWEETIE. 284 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,897 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HEY, SONJA. 285 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,431 YOU ARE? 286 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,500 DRUGS! I WANT SOME FUCKING DRUGS! 287 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:17,070 FUCK! CAN'T YOU HIPPIES MAKE THIS SHIT STOP?! 288 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,006 BREATHE, MOMMY. IT'S ALL ABOUT TRANSC-- 289 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,175 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING DOULA! 290 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,477 HEY. OH, GOD. HEY. HI, GUYS. 291 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,346 THANKS. THANKS FOR COMING. 292 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,347 AND BY THE WAY, HANK, FUCK YOU 293 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,449 FOR PUTTING THIS GODDAMN MONSTER IN MY STOMACH. 294 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,952 I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE IT'S MINE. THERE WILL BE SOME GENETIC -- 295 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,054 HANK, DO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE! 296 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,189 YOU'RE RIGHT, AND WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 297 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,192 LET'S GET THE LITTLE FUCKER OUT FIRST, THEN WE'RE GONNA TEST. 298 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,162 OH, HEY, LOOK AT YOU. LOOK WHO SHOWED UP. 299 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,898 I'M BACK. THE MAN'S BACK. 300 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,066 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 301 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,201 JUST A LITTLE TEQUILA FOR THE PAIN. 302 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,371 YOU BEARDED FUCKING LUNATIC. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! 303 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,073 YOU'RE STRESSED OUT, HUH?! 304 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,808 YOU NEED A DRINK?! Shh. 305 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,076 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T COME NEAR ME. 306 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,046 I'LL RIP HIS FUCKING HANDLEBARS RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE! 307 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,280 I'LL DO IT. FUCKING DRUNK. 308 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,249 COME ON. YOU GOT TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 309 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,153 IT'S TIME TO STAND UP AND EXTRACT THAT LITTLE ARTIST WITHIN. COME ON. 310 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,021 I'M JUST A FRAUD, HANK. 311 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,322 I KNOW, BUT IT'S TIME TO STAND UP. 312 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,224 NO. TAKE THE DRESS OFF ALREADY. 313 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,860 [ SOBBING ] OH, STOP. 314 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,062 I AM. DON'T. DON'T. 315 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,530 NO, ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 316 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,199 YOU MARCH OVER THERE WITH THOSE TEARS, 317 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,101 AND YOU TELL HER THOSE ARE TEARS OF JOY, OKAY? 318 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,136 SHE WILL SWOON. TRUST ME. GO. 319 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,171 OKAY. YOU GO. 320 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,073 THANK YOU. YES, YOU'RE WELCOME. 321 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,074 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 322 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,042 [ SMOOCHES ] 323 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,210 JUST GO. 324 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,979 NO, YOU GOT TO GO ALONE. 325 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,050 OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA... 326 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,086 [ CRIES ] WHAT THE FUCK, JULIAN? 327 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,553 I'M CRYING. ARE YOU CRYING? 328 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,489 YEAH. WHAT THE FUCK?! 329 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,092 I'M THE ONE FUCKING PUSHING OUT A GODDAMN BOWLING BALL 330 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,061 OUT OF MY PUSSY -- MY SWEET, BEAUTIFUL PUSSY 331 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,596 THAT IS NEVER GONNA LOOK THE SAME AGAIN! 332 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,331 I SHOULD BE CRYING! YOU A CRYING. 333 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,934 I DID HAVE A PRETTY PUSSY, DIDN'T I, HANK? 334 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,969 OH, MY GOD, YES. I MEAN, A BEAUTIFUL PUSSY. 335 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,071 I WOULD PUT IT IN THE TOP 10 OF PUSSIES. 336 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,907 I LOVE YOUR PUSSY, TOO. 337 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,409 YOUR P-- YOU KNOW, NOT -- NO DISRESPECT TO YOURS. 338 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,078 KAREN -- NUMBER-ONE PUSSY IN THE WORLD, WITH A BULLET. 339 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,846 [ WHISTLES ] FUCK YOU. 340 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,049 [ HORN HONKS ] 341 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,051 [ BRAKES HISS ] 342 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,960 LOVER! 343 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,294 YOU HOME? 344 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,305 [ MOANS PLEASURABLY ] 345 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,075 OH, YEAH. 346 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,576 CHARLIE. 347 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,145 Marcy: OH, SHIT. 348 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,048 I KNOW THAT LOOK. HE'S GONNA BLOW. 349 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,283 Ronny: SLOW IT DOWN, RUNKLE. 350 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:47,087 AHH. AHH. AHH. AHH. AHH. 351 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,189 Daisy: FORGET IT, JAKE. IT'S VAGINATOWN! 352 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,490 [ DOOR OPENS ] 353 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,193 I KNOW. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY -- 354 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,362 CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 355 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,430 EH! AAH! 356 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,331 I'M SORRY. 357 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,633 CAN YOU JUST WAIT OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND? 358 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,535 SURE THING, BABE. 359 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,976 I'M SORRY, BABY. I JUST -- 360 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,145 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE BY MYSELF FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW? 361 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,346 I -- WHO'S THAT? 362 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,614 OH, JUST A GUY FROM MY GROUNDLINGS CLASS. 363 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,949 WE WERE GONNA WORK ON A SKETCH. 364 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,385 OH, OKAY. WOW. I'M REALLY SORRY. 365 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,954 I JUST -- I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO MYSELF. 366 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,022 OH, IT'S OKAY. 367 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,124 YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY FINE WITH YOU MASTURBATING. 368 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:28,228 IT'S JUST KIND OF WEIRD WHEN YOU BRING SOMEBODY OVER. 369 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,966 I UNDERSTAND, AND IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE SET THESE GROUND RULES. 370 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,601 GUS? 371 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,668 OH. 372 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,405 UM, GUS, THIS IS MY LOVER, CHARLIE. 373 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,472 GUS, CHUCK RUNKLE. 374 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,443 HEY, CHARLIE. 375 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,677 UH, SHOULD WE START? 376 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,979 OH, FUCK. 377 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,647 HERE IT COMES. Woman: OKAY. 378 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,982 FUCK. OKAY, IT'S TIME. 379 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,151 OH, YEAH. BREATHE, BREATHE. 380 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,420 OKAY, GO, SONJA. GO! YES! [ SCREAMING ] 381 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,621 FUCK! 382 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,656 [ GAGGING ] 383 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,126 PUSH. PUSH! 384 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,461 OH, MY GOD! 385 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,396 OH, LOOK. 386 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,099 WHAT THE FUCK?! 387 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,234 OHH. 388 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,202 BOOOOOO-YA! 389 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,771 BABY IS BLACK! KAREN! 390 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,107 DAMN IT, THE BABY'S BLACK. YOU SEE THAT SHIT?! 391 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,675 GODDAMN IT! I DIDN'T KNOCK HER UP. 392 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,710 I KNOW! I LOVE YOU. 393 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,312 I LOVE YOU. OHH. 394 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,681 CONGRATULATIONS, MOMMY. 395 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,252 BATHE THE CHILD, AND BRING HIM TO ME. 396 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,054 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT FUCKING BARISTA. 397 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,089 HE WAS SO HOT. HE LOOKED LIKE LENNY KRAVITZ. 398 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,123 FUCK. 399 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,692 I SAID, BATHE THE INFANT, AND BRING HIM TO ME. 400 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:33,793 COMING. COMING. 401 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,063 FUCK, I FORGOT. I'M SORRY, HANK. 402 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,066 [ BABY CRYING ] YES. 403 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,102 OH, YES. 404 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,403 I WILL RAISE... 405 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,706 THIS BLACK BABY AS MY OWN. 406 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:50,043 BEFORE YOU DROP HIM, YOU FUCKING DRUNK, COME HERE. 407 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:53,580 I WILL RAISE THIS BLACK BABY AS MY OWN. 408 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,150 AS MY OWN. 409 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,718 YEAH. 410 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,253 OH. 411 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,556 HE'S BEAUTIFUL. CONGRATULATIONS. 412 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,758 HE LOOKS LIKE ME. HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU. 413 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,194 [ DOOR OPENS ] 414 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,130 HEY, LOVER. 415 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,098 HEY! 416 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,532 MWAH. 417 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,067 [ GASPS ] OH! 418 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,335 HOW'D IT GO? 419 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,169 GOOD. 420 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,705 I THINK IT'S GONNA BE REALLY FUNNY. 421 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,740 GOOD. GOOD. 422 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,642 I HAD SEX WITH GUS. 423 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,612 WHAT? 424 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,480 I GOT CONFUSED. 425 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,782 YOU GOT CONFUSED? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? 426 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,285 WELL, I'VE NEVER DONE A SCENE LIKE THAT BEFORE, 427 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,088 AND WE GOT TO THE KISSING PART, AND I GOT ALL CONFUSED. 428 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,257 MY AUTOPILOT KICKED IN, AND I KISSED HIM FOR REAL, 429 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,426 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE WAS INSIDE ME. 430 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,294 THAT SOUNDS LIKE RAPE. 431 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,562 NO, NOT REALLY -- 432 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,464 UNLESS HE WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES. 433 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,633 IT FELT GOOD. HE HAD A REALLY NICE COCK. 434 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,735 JESUS CHRIST, DAISY! 435 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,137 I'M SORRY. 436 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,304 DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD? 437 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,640 YEAH, IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD! IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP! 438 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,875 DO YOU WANT ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK? 439 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,777 NO! 440 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,313 YES. 441 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,482 I DON'T KNOW. NOW I'M CONFUSED. 442 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,652 SEE?! THIS IS CONFUSING STUFF! 443 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,454 MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. 444 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,357 "TAKE A BREAK"?! I JUST LEFT MY WIFE FOR YOU! 445 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,824 I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO, CHARLIE! 446 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,660 I KNOW! 447 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,332 IT JUST...SEEMED INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC AT THE TIME. 448 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,533 IT WAS. 449 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:24,337 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE SOME SEX, JUST FUCK THROUGH THE PAIN. 450 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,340 O...KAY. 451 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:31,744 OKAY, CITIZEN, FUCK THE GUS OUT OF ME. 452 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,318 AHH! 453 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,452 [ GRUNTING ] 454 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,621 OH! AHH! 455 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,757 AAH! OHH. 456 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,858 OHHH. 457 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,727 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 458 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,830 WHY DIDN'T YOU PINCH ME? 459 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,532 [ HEAVY BREATHING ] 460 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,401 [ KAREN MOANING ] 461 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,736 Hank: JESUS! WOMAN! 462 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,738 UHH, I'M TAPPING OUT. 463 00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,739 [ LAUGHS ] 464 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,576 YOU HAD ME LOOKING FOR THE FUCKING RODEO CLOWN. 465 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,677 REALLY? 466 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,813 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 467 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,415 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 468 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,618 I THINK YOU SHOULD COME TO NEW YORK. 469 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,888 WELL. 470 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,492 WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART? 471 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,362 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS. 472 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,397 MM. I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS 'CAUSE 473 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,299 YOU WANTED TO MAKE A BLACK BABY WITH ME. 474 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,402 NO, I JUST NEED A MANNY. 475 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,803 OH, I HAVE EXCELLENT REFERENCES. 476 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,804 MM. 477 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:36,409 PLUS, MY VAGINA'S BECOME REALLY ATTACHED TO YOU. 478 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,944 NOT YOUR HEART? JUST YOUR VAG? 479 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,679 WELL, IT'S TOUGH IF, YOU KNOW, 480 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,215 THE HEART AND THE VAG ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE. 481 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,884 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? IN THIS INSTANCE, THEY ARE. 482 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,620 WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC BECAUSE I AM ALL ABOUT 483 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,622 IMPROVING HEART/VAG RELATIONS, YOU KNOW? 484 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,623 IT'S MY THING. 485 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,459 SO WE'RE IN SYNC. MM-HMM. 486 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,894 SHOULD WE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT? 487 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,229 COULD -- COULD WE -- 488 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,364 ROUND TWO? YEAH. 489 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,632 I-I'M ANSWERING THE BELL. 490 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,201 YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES, RUNKLE. 491 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,605 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 492 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,940 THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER, I DO. 493 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,576 I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. 494 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:10,810 THAT'S TRUE. YOU HAVE. 495 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,246 THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO GO 496 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,015 AND STICK YOUR DICK INTO SOME SKANKY PORNO CHICK? 497 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,817 I DON'T KNOW. 498 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,286 I GOT CONFUSED. 499 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,321 YOU COULD'VE STAYED WITH ME. 500 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,755 YOU WERE NUMBER 19. 501 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,958 THERE WERE 18 COCKS BEFORE YOU, CHARLIE -- 502 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,928 NOT A TON, NOT A ROGUES GALLERY, 503 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,831 BUT ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I LIKED YOURS THE BEST. 504 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,767 NOT THE LONGEST, NOT THE THICKEST, 505 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,538 LITTLE BIT OF ENGLISH ON IT, BUT IT WAS MINE -- ALL MINE. 506 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,440 AND NOW YOU AND YOUR COCK 507 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,809 HAVE BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME. 508 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,943 DON'T GO, MARCE. 509 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,312 I'M ALREADY GONE, BABY. 510 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,446 I WAS GONE THE MOMENT 511 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,681 THAT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE WITH DAISY. 512 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,551 YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK. 513 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:56,456 OH, AND, UH...YOUR FRIEND RONNY PRAEGER CALLED. 514 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,392 HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT INTENSE VIDEO WANTING TO 515 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,661 [ Australian accent ] "BUY 'VAGINATOWN' 516 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,296 FOR A SHITLOAD OF MONEY." 517 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,564 REALLY? MM-HMM. 518 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,732 THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 519 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,735 OH, HELLS YEAH. IT'S GREAT NEWS...FOR ME. 520 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,572 WHAT? YOU SAID I COULD HAVE EVERYTHING. 521 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,741 BUT DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD ABOUT IT. 522 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,376 WE'LL LET MY LAWYER FIGURE IT OUT. 523 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,577 HE'S REALLY GOOD. 524 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,013 LATER, RUNKLE. 525 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,955 WHERE'S MY iPOD? I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING iPOD! 526 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,891 BEC -- [ LAUGHS ] 527 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,427 IT'S GONNA BE A LONG TRIP. 528 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,729 YEAH. 529 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:37,830 UH-OH. 530 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,766 WHAT? 531 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,068 SOMETHING PUBESCENT THIS WAY COMES. 532 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,840 OKAY, I KNOW YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW. 533 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:48,841 I DO. 534 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,878 OKAY, BUT I FIGURED I'D HATE MYSELF EVEN MORE 535 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,815 IF I DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST SAY GOODBYE. 536 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,452 THAT'S IT? 537 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,920 THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 538 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,356 HERE, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 539 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,060 I PUT A PLAYLIST ON THERE -- 540 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,730 OUR PLAYLIST -- THE ONE WE MADE OUT TO... 541 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,432 ALL 17 SONGS. 542 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,601 WHAT?! 17 SONGS? 543 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,503 THAT'S A LOT OF MAKING OUT. 544 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,804 H-HANK, COULD YOU SHUT UP? 545 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,938 HE SAID 17 SONGS. 546 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,540 I STILL LOATHE YOU. 547 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,109 I KNOW. I KNOW. AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT. 548 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,478 I DO FEEL LIKE I WAS UNJUSTLY SEDUCED, 549 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,547 BUT I KNOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY. 550 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,616 ANYWAY, I JUST WISH YOU WEREN'T LEAVING 'CAUSE... 551 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:35,755 'CAUSE I -- I LOVE YOU... BECCA MOODY. 552 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:39,626 YOU'RE LIKE THE ONLY POST-PUNK, HEAVY-METAL CHICK 553 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,395 WHO'S EVER TRULY ROCKED MY WORLD. 554 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,939 IS IT OKAY IF WE GO UPSTAIRS FOR A MINUTE? 555 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,173 OF COURSE -- NO FUCKING WAY. 556 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,409 NO, NO, NO. YOU TAKE IT OUT ON THE STRAND 557 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,678 WHERE THERE ARE PEOPLE, AND I'M WATCHING YOU -- 558 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,179 EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD. 559 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,614 AS ALWAYS. 560 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,485 HEY, DAMIEN. 561 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,819 WELL PLAYED. 562 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,621 BIG UPS. 563 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,626 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A NICE PARENTAL MOVE. 564 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,462 I-I-I -- YEAH. 565 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,764 I-I KIND OF -- 566 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,566 I LIKE THE WAY YOU HANDLED THAT SHIT. 567 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,434 THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHAFUCKAH! 568 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:28,107 I FEEL KIND OF BAD SPLITTING THEM UP RIGHT NOW. 569 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,677 [ SIGHS ] 570 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,978 WELL, THEN DON'T. 571 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,946 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 572 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,015 YOU GO. I STAY. 573 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,752 ARE YOU CRAZY? 574 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,854 WHAT, YOU THINK I'D LEAVE BECCA BEHIND? 575 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:44,123 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BREAK HER. I PROMISE. 576 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,593 WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 577 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,561 I MEAN, YOU'D GIVE UP NEW YORK? 578 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,830 FOR HER, YEAH. 579 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:55,001 AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S ALL ABOUT HER. 580 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,737 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT HER. 581 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,173 WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN US, I CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL. 582 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,242 LORD KNOWS I'VE TRIED EVERY WHICH WAY. 583 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,744 BUT WHAT I CAN DO 584 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,914 IS BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST I CAN BE FOR HER. 585 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,116 IF I FOLLOWED YOU TO NEW YORK, 586 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,552 I'D JUST BE HOPING AGAINST HOPE 587 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,887 THAT WE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 588 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:17,256 MAYBE WE DO. MAYBE WE DON'T. 589 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,860 BUT YOU GOT SOME SHIT YOU GOT TO DO, LADY. 590 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,862 I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. 591 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,932 I'LL HOLD DOWN THE FORT... 592 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,167 KEEP HER OFF THE POLE. 593 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,603 [ CHUCKLES ] 594 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,739 OH, JESUS. 595 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:36,242 I WISH YOU HADN'T JUST SAID ALL THAT. 596 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,977 WHY? 597 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,111 I DON'T KNOW. 598 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:43,082 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT JUST MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. 599 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,953 YEAH, WELL... THAT REALLY CAN'T BE HELPED. 600 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,788 I AM ME, AFTER ALL. 601 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,767 A QUICK ONE WHILE THEY'RE AWAY? 602 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,101 YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 603 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,402 MM. 604 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:09,008 * SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE DOING SIMPLE THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE * 605 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:13,880 * MAYBE YOU'LL THINK OF ME AND SMILE * 606 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,583 * YOU KNOW, I'M TIED TO YOU 607 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:19,819 * LIKE THE BUTTONS ON YOUR BLOUSE * 608 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:24,991 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART FOR A WHILE * 609 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,794 * HOLD ME IN YOUR THOUGHTS 610 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:30,262 * TAKE ME TO YOUR DREAMS 611 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:35,602 * TOUCH ME AS I FALL INTO VIEW 612 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:38,270 * WHEN THE WINTER COMES 613 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,607 * KEEP THE FIRES LIT 614 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:46,212 * AND I WILL BE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU * 615 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:48,014 * LA LA-LA LA 616 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:51,651 * LA LA-LA-LA-LA OHH 617 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:54,320 * KEEP ME IN YOUR HEART 618 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:57,624 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOU AND ME NOW, ALONE, 619 00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,292 DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH STUFF. 620 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,427 IT'S GOOD. 621 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:04,096 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH STUFF EITHER. 622 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,165 OH, REALLY? WHAT ARE -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 623 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,133 I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. 624 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,168 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE VERY DIMINUTIVE, 625 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,270 YOU KNOW, AND I-I KNOW JUJITSU. 626 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,105 I CAN STILL KICK YOUR ASS. 627 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,074 YEAH, AT "GUITAR HERO," MAYBE. 628 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,208 AHH. 629 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,276 OH. 630 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,678 HEY. HEY, YOURSELF. 631 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,046 IS THIS YOUR OFFSPRING? 632 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,949 YES, THIS IS, UH, THIS IS BECCA, MY DAUGHTER, 633 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,250 AND THIS IS... 634 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,754 THIS IS SURFER GIRL. 635 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,889 HELLO, SURFER GIRL. 636 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,223 IT'S MICHELLE. 637 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,192 MY NAME IS MICHELLE. OKAY. 638 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,762 I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT THAT HEAD SHOP. 639 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,764 I'LL BE WATCHING. N-- 640 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:40,633 EYES IN BACK OF MY HEAD. 641 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:41,634 HEAD SHOP. 642 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,069 WOW. OH, BOY. 643 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,104 [ LAUGHS ] CUTE KID. 644 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:46,639 SHE HAS HER MOMENTS. 645 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,842 SO, MICHELLE, HUH? THAT'S -- THAT'S INTERESTING. 646 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:52,111 YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED, AREN'T YOU? 647 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,847 WELL, YOU KNOW, I DID KIND OF LIKE NOT KNOWING. 648 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,048 IT WAS -- IT WAS COOL 649 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,284 IN A "LAST TANGO IN PARIS" KIND OF WAY. 650 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,220 I THINK YOU MYTHOLOGIZE ME JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 651 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:02,889 OH. 652 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,257 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST A NORMAL GIRL... 653 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,227 WITH NORMAL WANTS AND NEEDS. 654 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:12,131 YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A TIME OR TWO, LADY, 655 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:15,034 AND THERE AIN'T NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT YOU. 656 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:18,370 AW, YOU'RE STILL THE SWEETEST GUY I EVER FUCKED AND ROBBED. 657 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,807 YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET HIGH, 658 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,342 FUCK YOU GOOFY, AND INDULGE YOUR LARCENOUS TENDENCIES, 659 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:29,348 BUT I HAVE A, UH, SERIOUS CHILD-RAISING... 660 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:30,349 PROBLEM HERE. 661 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,317 LOOK AT THAT. 662 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:34,120 I THINK SHE'S -- SHE'S LOOKING FOR A BONG. 663 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,324 [ INTRO TO "CALIFORNIA DREAMIN'" PLAYS ] 664 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:41,994 MM. 665 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,130 AND THE DANCE CONTINUES. 666 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,297 SO IT DOES. 667 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,399 * ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN * ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN 668 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,138 * AND THE SKY IS GRAY * AND THE SKY IS GRAY 669 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:55,875 SHE SEEMS NICE. 670 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:58,344 I DON'T KNOW IF "NICE" IS EXACTLY THE WORD. 671 00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:00,446 HAVE YOU BEEN INTIMATE WITH HER? 672 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:02,949 WHY DO YOU GOT TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?! 673 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,183 WHAT? 674 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,485 YOU'RE ALWAYS UP IN MY GRILL ABOUT BOYS. 675 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,022 WELL, AND UP IN YOUR GRILL I ALWAYS WILL BE. COUNT ON IT. 676 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,090 DON'T STOP, OKAY? 677 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:14,761 EVEN IF I CURSE YOUR NAME ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS. 678 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:17,429 I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT. THAT'S THE GIG. 679 00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:18,931 HEY. 680 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:22,034 OH. WHAT'S THIS FOR? 681 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:24,436 FOR STAYING. 682 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:27,039 YOU'RE STUCK ON THE ISLAND NOW. 683 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:28,841 AND YOU DID IT FOR ME. 684 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,276 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 685 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,878 I LIKE IT HERE. IT'S NICE. 686 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,046 THE SUN IS CHIRPING. THE BIRDS ARE SHINING. 687 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,283 THE WATER'S WET. LIFE IS GOOD, SWEETHEART. 688 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,918 LIFE IS GOOD. 689 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,321 * AND THE SKY IS GRAY * ...AND THE SKY IS GRAY 690 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:46,058 * I'VE BEEN FOR A WALK * I WENT FOR A WALK 691 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:50,429 * ON A WINTER'S DAY * ON A WINTER'S DAY 692 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,200 * AND IF I DIDN'T TELL HER * IF I DIDN'T TELL HER 693 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,370 * I COULD LEAVE TODAY * I COULD LEAVE TODAY 694 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:02,508 * CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' * CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' 695 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,213 * ON SUCH A WINTER'S DAY * CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' 696 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:11,417 * ON SUCH A WINTER'S DAY * CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' 697 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:15,955 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 698 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,958 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 699 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,994 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS