1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,609 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,111 - COME HERE, BUBBY. 3 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,279 - GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, HANK, 4 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:12,413 BEFORE BECCA COMES HOME, OKAY? 5 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:13,781 - I'D LIKE TO SEE HER. 6 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,516 - DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TO LOOK HER IN THE EYE 7 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:18,319 AND TELL HER THAT YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN A GIRL 8 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,388 THAT'S THE SAME AGE THAT SHE IS RIGHT NOW? 9 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,523 - THE D.A.'S OFFICE IS WILLING TO DROP THE ASSAULT CHARGES. 10 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,525 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. - WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 11 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,427 - YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH STATUTORY RAPE. 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,197 - CONSIDERING THAT YOU ACTUALLY WROTE THE BOOK THAT I LOVE, 13 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,499 HOW ABOUT YOU REWRITE THE SCRIPT THAT I LOATHE? 14 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,800 - WITH SASHA'S INTEREST, 15 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,536 WE COULD BE AT SUNDANCE THIS TIME NEXT YEAR. 16 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,371 - ALL FOR A STUPID FUCKING MOVIE. 17 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,507 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, GET A REAL JOB? 18 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,641 - SO IS THERE A SCRIPT? 19 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,410 - FUCK NO. - BUT HE'S GETTING CLOSE. 20 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,745 - HOPEFULLY IT'LL GIVE YOU A SIZEABLE BONER WHEN I'M DONE. 21 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,515 HARDER. 22 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,350 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS HARD, BECCA. 23 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,119 - SHOULDN'T IT BE HARD? 24 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,453 I MEAN, ISN'T THAT PRETTY MUCH WHAT HAPPENS 25 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,654 AFTER THE FINAL STRAW? 26 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,123 - BECCA HATES ME, CHARLIE. 27 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,757 - SHE'LL GET OVER IT, BUDDY BOY. 28 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,184 - MORNING, SUNSHINE. 29 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:25,119 FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 30 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,454 UP AND AT 'EM. 31 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:30,891 - RISE AND SHINE, AND GIVE GOD YOUR GLORY. 32 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,261 OH, FUCKNESS. 33 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,264 - YEAH, HAVING YOUR STOMACH PUMPED WILL DO THAT TO YOU. 34 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,399 SORRY I CAN'T KEEP YOU ANY LONGER. 35 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,401 [pained groan] 36 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,802 - THAT'S A SHAME. 37 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,537 I WAS JUST BEGINNING TO ACCLIMATE. 38 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:47,241 - 5150 HOLD IS ONLY 72 HOURS MAX. 39 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,410 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT CRAZY. 40 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,711 - OBVIOUSLY. 41 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,280 - DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. 42 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:53,614 STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUGS. 43 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:54,882 - I DON'T LIKE THE DRUGS, DOC. 44 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,884 THE DRUGS LIKE ME. 45 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,752 - CUTE, CLEVER. 46 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,655 LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG, GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE. 47 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,524 GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLE? 48 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,659 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE. 49 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:06,860 I SEE A LOT OF THEM, 50 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,262 AND THEY'RE FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT, 51 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:09,497 AND THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT TOO. 52 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,664 YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? 53 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,266 BECAUSE THERE'S LITERALLY SHIT 54 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,268 OOZING OUT OF EVERY GODDAMN HOLE. 55 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,603 SO KEEP IT UP, CHUCKLES, 56 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,671 AND I'LL BE SEEING YOU AGAIN REAL SOON. 57 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:18,672 BYE NOW, BUH-BYE. 58 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,208 - FUCK. 59 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,610 - HEY. 60 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,944 - OH, MY LORD. 61 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,946 THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN ME TOO MUCH MORPHINE, 62 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,649 BECAUSE I AM HALLUCINATING. 63 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,452 - HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 64 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,588 - LIKE I'VE BEEN RODE WET AND PUT AWAY HARD. 65 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:37,658 - [clears throat] I HEAR THAT. 66 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,459 MORNING, HANK. 67 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,760 - MORNING, MARV. HOW'S IT HANGING? 68 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,563 - [groans, flatulence] 69 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,932 - OH, LORD. - OH, MY GOD. 70 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,934 - [grunts and flatulence] 71 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,370 [relieved groan] 72 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,839 - [laughs] 73 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:52,873 - WAIT--OOH. 74 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,342 OH, HEY. 75 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,609 - [laughs] 76 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:59,713 [upbeat music] 77 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:07,721 * 78 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,612 - ARE YOU FOR REAL OR IS THIS YOUR AVATAR? 79 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,615 - WILL YOU STOP ASKING ME THAT? 80 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:08,716 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THE BED. 81 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,385 I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COUCH, THE FLOOR, ANYTHING. 82 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:14,288 - SHUT UP. 83 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:17,691 ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 84 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,293 - GOD DAMN. 85 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,528 YOU'RE JUST BEING SO NICE, 86 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,930 IT'S LIKE I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN AFTER ALL. 87 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,064 - SIT DOWN. 88 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,599 THE DOCTOR SAID YOU NEED TO REST. 89 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,336 - NO, I'M FINE. I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 90 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,304 I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD. 91 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,639 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 92 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,307 - DEAD TIRED. - NOT FUNNY. 93 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,476 - A LITTLE FUNNY? - NOT REALLY. 94 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,479 - MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. TOO SOON? 95 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,680 YEAH. 96 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,783 I'LL TRY AGAIN AFTER LUNCH. 97 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,418 - HANK. 98 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,819 - HMM? 99 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,888 - I WAS SCARED. 100 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,323 - I KNOW, BABY. 101 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,858 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE. 102 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,027 - I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. 103 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:59,567 - I MEAN, I WAS SO BUSY BEING MAD AT YOU, 104 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,969 I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN YOU WERE IN. 105 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,972 - WELL, IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME. 106 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,941 - YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO LAUGH IT OFF 107 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,812 AND FIND HUMOR IN THE MOST FUCKED-UP SITUATIONS. 108 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,848 SO FOR YOU--FOR YOU TO WANT TO GO AND KILL YOURSELF, 109 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:18,051 I MEAN, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN IN AGONY, 110 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,987 AND I JUST DIDN'T-- 111 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,557 I MEAN, HOWEVER FURIOUS I AM WITH YOU, 112 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,493 EVEN WHEN I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS, 113 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:28,028 AT LEAST I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, 114 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,830 THAT I'M GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 115 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,900 - HONEY. 116 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:38,539 I DIDN'T MEAN TO FORCE MOISTURE FROM YOUR FACE. 117 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,508 AND I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 118 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,778 BUT I GOTTA BE HONEST. 119 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:48,516 - WHAT? 120 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:49,650 WHAT? 121 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,590 - I LOVE YOU. 122 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:59,693 AND I'M SORRY... 123 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,596 FOR EVERYTHING. 124 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,098 - JUST DON'T DO THAT AGAIN, OKAY? 125 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,134 I MEAN, NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS, 126 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,869 YOU CALL ME, YOU TEXT ME, 127 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,672 YOU SKYPE ME, YOU TWEET ME, 128 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,774 YOU CAN FUCKING FACEBOOK ME, I DON'T CARE. 129 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:18,145 I JUST--NOTHING SHOULD BE THAT BAD, OKAY? 130 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,913 YOU PROMISE? 131 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,882 - WELL, TEXTING IS FOR FAGGOTS, BUT I PROMISE. 132 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,154 - GOOD. NO. 133 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,156 NO, NO. NO, NO. 134 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:38,131 FUCK. 135 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,736 OKAY. 136 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,212 - YOU'RE A CHEAP DATE, YOU KNOW THAT? 137 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,448 - WELL, WHEN YOU COME PERILOUSLY CLOSE 138 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,083 TO SHUCKING OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, 139 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,018 YOU REALIZE WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 140 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,720 A BURGER, FRIES, 141 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,789 A NICE COLD ROOT BEER TO WASH IT DOWN. 142 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,157 - PRIORITIES. 143 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,828 - KAREN THINKS I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF. 144 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,631 - WELL, YOU DID LEAVE A SUICIDE NOTE. 145 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,533 - IT WAS A LETTER, DOUCHE BAG. 146 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,734 A LETTER TO BECCA. 147 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,068 I WAS JUST PUTTING MY THOUGHTS IN ORDER 148 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,470 WHEN I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED 149 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,005 BY THE ILL EFFECTS OF SELF-MEDICATING. 150 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,107 - HEY, I'M JUST GLAD YOU HAVE THE IMPULSE 151 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,576 TO WRITE SOMETHING. 152 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,711 - DON'T. 153 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,646 DON'T YOU DARE. DON'T ASK. 154 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,815 - I HAVE TO. IT'S MY JOB. 155 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,651 SO HOW'S IT COMING? 156 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,852 - JUST GET ME OUT OF IT, CHARLIE. 157 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,522 I CAN'T FOCUS ON A STUPID FUCKING SCREENPLAY RIGHT NOW. 158 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,856 - I CAN'T DO THAT. 159 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,558 STU'S BEEN CALLING. 160 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,159 - STU? - THE PRODUCER. 161 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,861 HE'S PAYING YOU OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET, 162 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,062 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 163 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,263 - I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY MONEY. 164 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,998 - IT'S TIED UP WITH THE ATTORNEYS. 165 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,734 - PERFECT. NO HARM, NO FOUL. 166 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,736 THEN WE'RE EVEN. THAT'S IT, I'M OUT. 167 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,704 - IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 168 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,706 HE NEEDS A GOOD SCRIPT. 169 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,274 A GOOD SCRIPT ATTRACTS TALENT. 170 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,743 TALENT ATTRACTS MONEY. 171 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:56,744 YOU WRITE A GOOD SCRIPT, 172 00:07:56,777 --> 00:08:00,180 AND THEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOUR FACE, BABY. 173 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,783 [groans] 174 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,852 - OH, JESUS. 175 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,654 I'M NAUSEOUS. 176 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,089 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? 177 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,625 I'M HORNY AS FUCK. 178 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,862 NO, SERIOUSLY, I BEAT OFF TWICE THIS MORNING. 179 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,263 OH, OKAY, FINE. 180 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,599 I MADE LOVE TO MYSELF. 181 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,867 CHRIST ON A STICK, KAREN, 182 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,735 WHAT IS IT ABOUT TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION 183 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,737 THAT FREAKS YOU OUT SO MUCH? 184 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,540 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE TO FLICK THAT BEAN OF YOURS. 185 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,975 YOU DO! 186 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,943 FUCK YOU, DON'T HANG UP. 187 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:33,714 - RUNKLE! RUNKLE! 188 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,283 WHERE ARE YOU, RUNKLE? 189 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,885 HEY, IS THIS RUNKLE'S HOUSE? 190 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,319 - UH, WHO'S ASKING? 191 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,054 - WHERE IS THAT SLIPPERY SON OF A BITCH? 192 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,289 IS HE INSIDE? 193 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,057 - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 194 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,159 - SORRY, STU BEGGS. 195 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,961 NICE TO MEET YOU. 196 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,998 - MARCY. PLEASURE. 197 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,100 - YOU'RE THE WIFE? 198 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,568 - SOON TO BE EX. 199 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,869 - INTERESTING. 200 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,005 - WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT IT? 201 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,740 - SO WHERE IS HE? 202 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,609 I LEFT WORD WITH HIM, LIKE, A DOZEN TIMES, 203 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:05,045 AND THE SHINY FUCK IS NOT RETURNING MY CALLS. 204 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,714 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE IS. 205 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,148 LUNCH WITH A CLIENT PROBABLY. 206 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,316 - MOODY? 207 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,483 - HOW'D YOU GUESS? 208 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,153 - WELL, AS FAR AS I KNOW, RUNKLE ONLY HAS ONE CLIENT. 209 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,889 YOU'RE WAY TOO HOT FOR HIM, BY THE WAY. 210 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,157 - THANKS. 211 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,892 I ALWAYS THOUGHT SO. 212 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,061 DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM WAVING HIS THIN, BENT WANG 213 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,262 AT ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS, THOUGH. 214 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,131 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 215 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,766 NO MATTER HOW GORGEOUS THE GAL, 216 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:29,136 THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FELLA THAT'S TIRED OF BANGING HER. 217 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,104 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY. 218 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,173 NO MATTER HOW BALD THE FELLA, 219 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,242 THERE'S ALWAYS SOME GAL WHO'S TIRED OF DEALING 220 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,310 WITH HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. 221 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,981 - YOU WANT TO GRAB A DRINK SOMETIME? 222 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,315 - WITH YOU? 223 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,685 - YES. 224 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,621 WHO ELSE IS ASKING? 225 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,723 - I DON'T KNOW, STU. 226 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:53,093 LIFE IS MUCHO COMPLICADO RIGHT NOW, STU. 227 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,163 I'M KIND OF IN THE FINAL DEATH THROES OF A MARRIAGE 228 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,666 AND THE LAST DAYS OF ESCROW, AND-- 229 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,901 - AND WHAT? 230 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,903 WHAT? 231 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,405 - AND YOU REMIND ME OF CHARLIE, PHYSICALLY. 232 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,674 I'M JUST SAYING. 233 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,709 - [laughing] OH, GOD! 234 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,977 DO I HAVE ANYTHING LEFT? 235 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,646 I MEAN, I'M CHECKING. 236 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,815 - NO, YOU'RE LIKE HIS FUCKING DOPPELGANGER, STU. 237 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,850 YOU'RE ALL BALD AND PEAR-SHAPED AND SHIT. 238 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,386 IT'S REALLY KIND OF CREEPING ME OUT. 239 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,121 - YOU KNOW, MARCY, THAT ALL MAY BE TRUE, 240 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,825 BUT I'M ALSO RICH AS FUCK AND HUNG LIKE A MOOSE. 241 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,797 - OKAY. - YEAH. 242 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,105 MMM. 243 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,407 [electric guitar riffs] 244 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:48,381 * 245 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,977 - COME ON. 246 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,311 LET'S PAY UP. 247 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,713 DON'T LISTEN AND NOT PAY, COME ON. 248 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,781 DON'T BE CHEAP. 249 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,050 LET'S--THERE WE GO. 250 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,285 SOUNDED GREAT, HONEY. 251 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,787 WHAT YOU SAVING UP FOR? 252 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,121 - A PLACE OF MY OWN. 253 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,190 - OH, COOL. 254 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,191 WHERE? 255 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,192 - THE VALLEY. 256 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,395 - OH, DEAR. WHY? 257 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,130 - CHEAP RENT. - GOT YA. 258 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,734 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I BET YOUR MOM WOULD BE HAPPY 259 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:41,701 TO KEEP A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD 260 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,737 AND MAYBE EVEN GIVE YOU THREE SQUARES A DAY. 261 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:44,905 AND THEN YOU CAN SAVE YOUR MONEY 262 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,907 AND SPEND IT ON COOL STUFF, 263 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,842 LIKE BOOZE AND SMOKES. 264 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:52,179 - YEAH, I DON'T LAUGH AS EASILY AS I USED TO. 265 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,147 - DON'T I KNOW IT. 266 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,283 - GUESS THINGS AREN'T AS FUNNY AS THEY USED TO BE. 267 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,718 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON THAT, SWEETHEART. 268 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,155 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 269 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,325 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 270 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:10,197 I KNOW I MUST HAVE GIVEN YOU A PRETTY BIG SCARE, HONEY. 271 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,298 HONEY? 272 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,535 - NOPE, I'M GOOD. 273 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,204 BETTER GET BACK AT IT. 274 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,072 PLENTY OF DAY LEFT. 275 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,140 - YEAH. 276 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,776 OKAY, WELL, YOU MIND IF I JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH 277 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,913 AND LISTEN AND BE YOUR GROUPIE? 278 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,916 - I'D PREFER YOU DIDN'T. IT MAKES ME FREEZE UP. 279 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,851 GOTTA STAY LOOSE. 280 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,985 - THAT'S COOL. 281 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:35,188 WELL, YOU--YOU STAY LOOSE, LITTLE LADY. 282 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,191 [electric guitar riffs] 283 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:45,799 * 284 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,243 - I KNOW, I KNOW, STU. I'M SORRY. 285 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,211 I'VE BEEN DODGING YOU. YOU KNOW THIS. 286 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,047 BUT I'VE NOW SPOKEN TO HANK. 287 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,415 - IT'S OKAY. RUNKLE, RUNKLE, RELAX. 288 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,251 HAVE A DRINK. 289 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,820 THROW SOME PEANUTS DOWN YOUR GOB. 290 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,222 - LOVE ME SOME PEANUTS. 291 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,891 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. 292 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,093 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA REAM ME A NEW ASSHOLE. 293 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,361 - I WAS. 294 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,196 I WENT BY YOUR HOUSE TODAY. 295 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,198 - YOU DID? JESUS! 296 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,900 - [chuckles] 297 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,434 I MET THE WIFE. 298 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,569 - YEAH, SOON TO BE EX. 299 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,437 - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 300 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,605 - SHE LOVES TO SAY THAT. 301 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,241 - SHE'S A SAUCY LITTLE MINX, THAT ONE. 302 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,943 - HA! THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT. 303 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,611 OOH. 304 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,380 - SO YOU GUYS ARE DONE? 305 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,848 - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 306 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,449 - WHOA, PRETTY MUCH? 307 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,151 PRETTY MUCH? 308 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,353 - NO, WE'RE--WE'RE-- WE'RE DONE. 309 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,488 KAPUT. 310 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,623 SPLITSVILLE. 311 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,059 - SO YOU WOULDN'T MIND IF I TOOK A CRACK AT HER? 312 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,496 - SAY WHAT? 313 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,365 - IF I ASKED HER OUT? 314 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,370 - WELL, UH... 315 00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,307 IN THEORY, NO. 316 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,943 BUT IT MIGHT COMPLICATE OUR WORKING RELATIONSHIP. 317 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,511 - MMM, YEAH. 318 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,347 I DON'T SEE WHY IT HAS TO. 319 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,216 - HI, SORRY I'M LATE. 320 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,351 - CHARLIE RUNKLE, HEATHER TRACY. 321 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,520 HEATHER HEADS UP DEVELOPMENT FOR MY COMPANY, 322 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,388 AND I FIGURED YOU TWO GUYS SHOULD MEET. 323 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,957 - SO NICE TO MEET YOU, CHARLIE. 324 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,591 YOU'RE A LEGEND. [cell phone rings] 325 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,027 EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND. 326 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,394 - RIGHT ON. - HELLO. 327 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,431 - SHE IS A SURE THING. 328 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,099 D.T.F. 329 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,235 - D.T. WHAT? 330 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,237 - SHE'S A GOOD-TIMER. 331 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,340 DOWN TO FUCK. 332 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,511 I FIGURED I OWED YOU ONE. 333 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,647 IF I WAS GONNA MAKE A PASS AT YOUR EX, 334 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,284 AND YOU WERE GOING TO BE KIND ENOUGH NOT TO COCKBLOCK ME, 335 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,618 THEN IT'S ONLY RIGHT 336 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,021 I OFFER UP SOMETHING IN RETURN. 337 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,523 HERE SHE COMES. HEY, DON'T FUCK IT UP. 338 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:55,362 - SO WHERE WERE WE? 339 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,998 - D.T.F. 340 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,633 - I LIKE A NICE BEET, HUH? 341 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,403 IT'S LIKE NATURE'S TREAT, ISN'T IT? 342 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,105 SURE BEATS THAT HOSPITAL FOOD. 343 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,339 SHIT, THAT WAS BAD. 344 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,041 I'D RATHER TONGUE A SWEATY BUNGHOLE 345 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,242 THAN FORCE-FEED ANOTHER FORKFUL 346 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,378 OF THAT PAP DOWN MY GULLET. 347 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,113 SHOULDN'T SHE BE HOME BY NOW? 348 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,347 CAN WE GO LOOK FOR HER, PLEASE? 349 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,415 NOW, CAN WE? 350 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,017 PLEASE, HUH, HUH? - OKAY. 351 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,019 - THANK YOU. 352 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,022 [electric guitar riffs] 353 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,224 * 354 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,393 - WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 355 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,362 - NOT BAD, NOT BAD. - WE GOT A GUITAR PLAYER. 356 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:36,636 * 357 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,514 - HEY! 358 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:51,251 [laughter] - RUN! 359 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,553 - HEY! 360 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,554 STOP! 361 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,656 - OH, MY GOD. 362 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,391 - HERE, LET ME HELP YOU UP. - GIVE IT BACK. 363 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,427 GIVE IT. 364 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,694 [laughter] 365 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,497 - WHOA, WHOA, SETTLE DOWN THERE, TYSON. 366 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,567 HERE, TAKE YOUR FUCKING MONEY BACK. 367 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,137 JESUS, WE WERE JUST FUCKING AROUND. 368 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,339 - JUST FUCKING AROUND? WHAT IF I HADN'T CAUGHT YOU? 369 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,606 - THEN WE WOULD HAVE ENJOYED THE FRUITS 370 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,108 OF YOUR MAD SKILLS. 371 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,643 - YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. 372 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,311 - FOR A GIRL. 373 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,114 - THANKS, I GUESS. 374 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,582 - ARE YOU IN A BAND? 375 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,783 - NOPE. 376 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,552 - WELL, WE'RE IN A BAND. 377 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,686 I SING. 378 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,255 - GUITAR. - BASS. 379 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,189 - DRUMS. 380 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,524 - WE COULD ACTUALLY USE A LEAD GUITARIST, 381 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,326 YOU KNOW, FOR THAT EDDIE VAN HALEN SHIT. 382 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,495 YOU SHOULD TRY OUT. 383 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,663 - TRY OUT? 384 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,731 AFTER YOU JUST TRIED TO ROB ME? 385 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,732 - WOW. 386 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,769 - BIG FUCKING DEAL. 387 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:46,073 HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING STUPID 388 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,507 JUST FOR FUN? 389 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,276 LOOK, CONSIDER IT A TEST, HMM? 390 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,644 YOU PASSED. 391 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,380 - WHAT DO YOU GUYS CALL YOURSELVES? 392 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,649 - QUEENS OF DOGTOWN. 393 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,785 LOOK, CHECK OUT OUR MYSPACE. 394 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,154 MAYBE WE'LL LET YOU AUDITION. 395 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,261 - CRAZY. 396 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,670 - FUCK. 397 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,842 - CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 398 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,444 - SURE. 399 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:29,449 AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX. 400 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,452 - [whistles] 401 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,287 * 402 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,824 [hums] 403 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,392 - [laughs] 404 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,128 THAT'S IT, RIGHT? THAT'S ALL YOU-- 405 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,363 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TWO JUST GO TO NEW YORK? 406 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,665 - UH, WELL, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FAIR, WOULD IT? 407 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,600 I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT SHE KNOWS NOW. 408 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,836 YOU KNOW, THIS IS HER LIFE, SO... 409 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,704 BESIDES, EVEN IF WE HAD GONE, 410 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,440 WE WOULDA HAD TO TURN STRAIGHT BACK 411 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,143 FOR THIS LATEST PIECE OF DRAMA. 412 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,244 - HMM. 413 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,845 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 414 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,580 BECAUSE YOU CARE. 415 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,115 - OF COURSE I CARE. - THAT'S WHY. 416 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,817 - I'VE ALWAYS CARED. THAT'S LIKE-- 417 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,486 PEOPLE WHO CARE, I MEAN, 418 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,688 THEY DON'T GET TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 419 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,357 IT'S-- - MM-HMM. 420 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,659 BRINGS US TO THE SIX-MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION. 421 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,228 DO YOU THINK WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE? 422 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,896 - UGH, HANK. - WHAT? 423 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,699 - HONESTLY? - NO, NO, NOT HONESTLY. 424 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,168 LIE TO ME. 425 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,402 - I DON'T KNOW. 426 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,870 I MEAN, IF YOU'D ASKED ME THAT A WEEK AGO, 427 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,672 I WOULD HAVE SAID NO, NO WAY, 428 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,274 NO FUCKING WAY, NEVER. 429 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,675 - OH, YEAH, I HEAR YOU. 430 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,777 - BUT NOW THAT THE WHOLE LIFE AND DEATH THING 431 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,412 HAS REARED ITS UGLY HEAD, 432 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,813 I--I DON'T KNOW. 433 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,814 I DON'T KNOW. 434 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,349 - THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH. 435 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,251 - YOU KNOW WHAT, 436 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,787 WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND SEE IF SHE'S THERE? 437 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,389 AND I'M GONNA KEEP LOOKING. 438 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,791 AND IF SHE'S NOT, THEN JUST REST UP, YOU KNOW? 439 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,526 - YOU SURE? 440 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,794 - YEAH, SHE NEVER GOES THIS LONG 441 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,530 WITHOUT AN INTERNET FIX ANYWAY, SO... 442 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,432 GO HOME. 443 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,867 - OH, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU USE THAT WORD, 444 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,203 HOME. 445 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,637 CAN YOU SAY IT AGAIN? 446 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,672 - IT'S NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME, HANK. 447 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,342 - I KNOW. 448 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,213 - GO HOME. 449 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,422 [hard rock music] 450 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:20,827 * 451 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,928 - YOU'RE PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW. 452 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,363 - SURE AM. 453 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,831 NICE WORK, SOLDIER. 454 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,800 - HA. I AIM TO PLEASE. 455 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,636 CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? 456 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,238 - OH, PLEASE DO, PLEASE DO. 457 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,640 - YOU'RE WAY HAIRY DOWN THERE. 458 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,308 - OH, OKAY. 459 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,543 GOOD TO KNOW. 460 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,846 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CONSIDER A LITTLE MAN-SCAPING. 461 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,781 - OH, REALLY? 462 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,849 - MM-HMM. 463 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,552 - THAT'S NOT GAY? 464 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,586 - OH, NO. 465 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,721 NO! NO, NOT AT ALL. 466 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,525 GIRLS MY AGE APPRECIATE A LACK OF HAIR DOWN SOUTH. 467 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,428 WHO WANTS A MOUTH FULL OF PUBES WHEN YOU'RE SUCKING ON BALLS? 468 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,796 - SURE, SURE. 469 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,997 MAKES SENSE. 470 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,466 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DEVELOPMENT GIRL 471 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,700 IS GIVING ME NOTES ON MY DICK. 472 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,869 - HEY, DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT FROM BEHIND? 473 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,404 - ABSOLUTELY. THAT'S MY FAVORITE. 474 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,273 - ME TOO. - RIGHT? 475 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,974 'CAUSE IT GETS YOUR SPOT, RIGHT? - RIGHT, YES. 476 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,277 THAT AND I CAN MULTITASK. 477 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,578 THE EMAILS JUST REALLY PILE UP 478 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,813 IF YOU DON'T GET TO THEM RIGHT AWAY. 479 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,948 - SURE, MAKES SENSE. 480 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,650 - HOP ON BACK HERE. 481 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,493 - OH. 482 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,594 - OH. 483 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,033 YOU ALL RIGHT BACK THERE? 484 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,635 - YEAH, YEAH. 485 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:39,439 JUST, UM, YOU MIND IF WE SWITCH IT UP, 486 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,907 MAYBE CHANGE POSITIONS? 487 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,411 - UH, WELL, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMAIL, 488 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,481 SO IF YOU COULD JUST KEEP GOING BACK THERE. 489 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,950 - YEAH, SURE. NO--NO--NO PROBLEM. 490 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,985 - GREAT. 491 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,524 - OH, YEAH. 492 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,791 OH, YEAH. 493 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,761 - [moans] 494 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,736 SORRY. 495 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,640 JUST, UH, FROM BEHIND REALLY DOES IT FOR ME SOMETIMES. 496 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,076 - NO WORRIES. I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 497 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,012 - DO YOU WANT ME TO, UH, 498 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:24,617 YOU KNOW, FINISH YOU OFF DOWN THERE? 499 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,687 - OH, UM, NAH. 500 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,422 I'VE GOT, LIKE, FIVE SCRIPTS TO READ. 501 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,090 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FOCUS. 502 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,759 I'M GONNA GO, OKAY? 503 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,428 BUT WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME. 504 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,298 - SURE, WHY NOT? 505 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,738 - HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 506 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,707 - I'M FINE. 507 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,842 - DID YOU FINALLY MAKE ENOUGH TO MOVE OUT? 508 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,545 - MY GUITAR WAS STOLEN, AND MY AMP. 509 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:55,114 - SHIT, HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 510 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,450 - DOESN'T MATTER. NEEDED NEW STUFF ANYWAY. 511 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,986 CASE CLOSED, MOVING ON. 512 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,721 - GUESS YOU SHOULDA LET ME BUY YOU THAT GUITAR 513 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,989 THE OTHER DAY, HUH? 514 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,924 - YOUR CREDIT CARD WOULDN'T GO THROUGH. 515 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,126 - SHIT, THAT'S RIGHT. 516 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,596 WELL, I AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR GUITAR, SWEETIE. 517 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,663 I'LL GET YOU A NEW ONE. 518 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,532 - DON'T BOTHER. 519 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,401 JUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 520 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,802 - I'M TRYING. 521 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,038 AND I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I PUT YOU THROUGH LATELY. 522 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,940 - OH, YOU ARE? AWESOME. 523 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,643 ARE YOU JUST SORRY ABOUT LATELY OR MY WHOLE LIFE? 524 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,680 ACTUALLY, WHAT AREN'T YOU SORRY ABOUT? 525 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,849 ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT BEING SUCH A FUCKING COWARD? 526 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,818 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS, SWEETIE? 527 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,720 - DON'T "SWEETIE" ME. 528 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,822 YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME AND MOM 529 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,457 AND HOW WE'RE EVERYTHING TO YOU. 530 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,158 IF THAT'S TRUE, 531 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,429 HOW COULD YOU GIVE UP ON US SO EASILY? 532 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,131 ONLY A FUCKING COWARD WOULD CHECK OUT LIKE THAT. 533 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,999 - THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER. 534 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,701 - MY FATHER? 535 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:51,504 MY FATHER WOULDN'T TRY TO KILL HIMSELF. 536 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,906 HE WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME. 537 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,043 SO WHERE'S THIS FATHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 538 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,446 WHERE IS HE? 539 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:03,483 BECAUSE I SURE DON'T SEE HIM AROUND HERE ANYMORE. 540 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,461 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 541 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,696 I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 542 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,699 I DIDN'T. 543 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,738 OKAY? 544 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:29,141 COME ON, LOOK AT ME. 545 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,944 I JUST NEEDED A DECENT NIGHT'S SLEEP. 546 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,546 I DRANK A LITTLE TOO MUCH, 547 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,448 AND I TOOK A FEW TOO MANY PILLS. 548 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,984 I SCREWED UP YET AGAIN. 549 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:41,153 BUT I WOULD NEVER, 550 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:44,991 EVER GIVE UP ON YOU LIKE THAT. 551 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:48,027 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 552 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:55,034 - NOW TELL HER THAT. 553 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:58,605 - WHAT? 554 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,673 - TELL HER WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME. 555 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,441 - BECCA. 556 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,144 - WHAT? 557 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,513 - IT'S NOTHING. 558 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,014 SHE'S UPSET. 559 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,148 - TELL HER WHAT YOU SAID 560 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,217 SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE WRONG IDEA. 561 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,920 - WHAT'S SHE TALKING ABOUT? 562 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,956 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL JUST CHILL. 563 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,758 CHILLAX, REALLY. 564 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,959 YOU KNOW, I'M CALLING A TIME-OUT. 565 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:21,093 - HANK. 566 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,195 - HE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL HIMSELF. 567 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:27,099 HE JUST FUCKED UP AGAIN. 568 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,503 - WHAT? 569 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,239 - WAS I TRYING TO NUMB THE PAIN? 570 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:34,874 YEAH, SURE. 571 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,776 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 572 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,146 - I WAS DRINKING HEAVILY, 573 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:44,851 AND I MISCALCULATED. 574 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:45,918 - SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, 575 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:48,755 THAT YOU PARTIED TOO HARD AND THEN YOU PASSED OUT, 576 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,591 JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DAY ENDING IN "Y"? 577 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,793 THAT IT WAS ALL JUST A STUPID, BIG MISTAKE? 578 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,928 - IN A WORD, YES. 579 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,139 - HOW COULD YOU LET ME-- I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 580 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,975 - HOW COULD I NOT? 581 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,243 YOU WERE BEING SO NICE TO ME, IT WAS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 582 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,712 I THOUGHT I WAS HOME AGAIN. 583 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,714 - BUT IT WAS A FUCKING LIE! 584 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,282 - HEY, JUST BECAUSE I WASN'T SUICIDAL THEN 585 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,284 DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT SUICIDAL NOW. 586 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:20,620 I MEAN, I WOULD KEEP ME AWAY FROM CUTLERY IF I WERE YOU. 587 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,021 I'M FEELING PRETTY FUCKING FRAGILE. 588 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,891 - GET OUT, OKAY? JUST GET THE FUCK OUT! 589 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,058 - SO, WAIT, IT WAS MORE ROMANTIC 590 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,326 WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF? 591 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,595 HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT? 592 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,896 - IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKED UP, 593 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,298 WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T BE AROUND YOU ANYMORE! 594 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,901 YOU'RE FUCKING TOXIC, HANK. 595 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:35,902 - LOOK, I KNOW THAT I'VE DONE SOMETHING 596 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,136 THAT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO LIVE WITH ME, 597 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:42,008 BUT I CAN'T KEEP APOLOGIZING FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T CHANGE. 598 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,075 ALL I CAN DO IS KEEP MOVING FORWARD 599 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:46,278 AND TRY TO BECOME SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN LOVE AGAIN. 600 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,047 - WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 601 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:55,988 - WAY TO GO, DAD. 602 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:59,191 NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER CRY ALL NIGHT AGAIN. 603 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,599 [The Soundtrack of Our Lives' Second Life Replay] 604 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:11,103 * 605 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:14,807 - * I KILLED MYSELF TODAY 606 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:18,611 * FOR LEGENDARY FAME 607 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:23,015 * I BLEW MYSELF AWAY 608 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,951 * 609 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:28,688 * I DID IT IN A CROWD 610 00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:32,258 * THE ECHO WAS ABOUT 611 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:36,328 * THE OLD FAMILIAR SHAME 612 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,898 * 613 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:42,368 * BUT SOMEWHERE I'LL SURVIVE * 614 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:46,138 * TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE 615 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:49,909 * SO YOU CAN ALL RELOAD 616 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:54,180 * YOUR DREAMS AND ALL YOUR HOPES * 617 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:57,784 * I KILLED MYSELF TODAY 618 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:01,654 * FOR A SECOND LIFE REPLAY 619 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:05,391 * YEAH, I HAD TO END THIS GAME * 620 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,860 * 621 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:11,664 * BUT I'LL RETURN 622 00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:15,702 * TOMORROW 623 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:20,139 * ALIVE TO LOVE AGAIN 624 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:32,251 * 625 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:35,221 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 626 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,791 * YEAH 627 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:46,799 * 628 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:10,823 * ALIVE TO LOVE AGAIN