1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,477 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,513 - WE COULD ACTUALLY USE A LEAD GUITARIST, YOU KNOW, 3 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,082 FOR THAT EDDIE VAN HALEN SHIT. 4 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,316 - WHAT DO YOU GUYS CALL YOURSELVES? 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,517 - QUEENS OF DOGTOWN. - YOU WANT TO KNOW 6 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,818 HOW MANY WOMEN I'VE SLEPT WITH? - MM-MM. 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,787 NO. NO, NO, NO. 8 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,790 - I GOT TO GET IT UP TO 100. 9 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,493 TRIPLE DIGITS, THEN I CAN DIE HAPPY. 10 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,795 - MY TITS ARE SO SORE. I'M CRAMPY AS HELL. 11 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,764 AND I'VE BEEN THROWING UP IN MY MOUTH ALL DAY LONG. 12 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:34,202 - NICE. YOU'RE PROBABLY PREGGERS. 13 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,736 YOU ARE QUITE A SLUT. 14 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,238 - BECAUSE I'M A COCKY FUCKING ATTORNEY, 15 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,439 AND THIS IS A GREAT CASE FOR ME. 16 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,242 BUT IF YOU INSIST ON DICKING AROUND AND WASTING MY TIME, 17 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,476 I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU ROT IN JAIL. 18 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,477 WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE? 19 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,513 - HANK MOODY, SASHA BINGHAM. 20 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,181 - SASHA BINGHAM. ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IT YOU DO, 21 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,382 SASHA BINGHAM? - [laughs] 22 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,118 SHE'S A FUCKING MOVIE STAR, YOU NUDNIK. 23 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,319 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? 24 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,121 - WITH SASHA'S INTEREST 25 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,655 AND WITH HANK'S FACE ALL OVER THE NEWS RIGHT NOW, 26 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,124 WE COULD BE AT SUNDANCE 27 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,325 THIS TIME NEXT YEAR. 28 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,526 - JUST GET ME OUT OF IT, CHARLIE. 29 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,429 I CAN'T FOCUS ON A STUPID FUCKING SCREENPLAY RIGHT NOW. 30 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,563 - I CAN'T DO THAT. 31 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,265 STU'S BEEN CALLING. 32 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,566 [keys clacking] 33 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:16,310 [toilet flushing] 34 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:18,246 - BRILLIANT! 35 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,249 PURE, UNADULTERATED BRILLIANCE! 36 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,783 - WOW, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A DOOKIE. 37 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,452 YOU WASH YOUR HANDS? 38 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,454 - THE SCRIPT IS GOOD, HANK. 39 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,522 IT'S REALLY GOOD. TOTAL GAME-CHANGER. 40 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:31,359 - DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN-- GAME-CHANGER. 41 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,493 I'LL KILL YOU. 42 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,395 - YOU TOTALLY, TOTALLY NAILED IT. 43 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,830 YOU TOOK THAT BOOK, AND YOU... [grunting] 44 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,499 YOU MADE IT YOUR OWN. 45 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,633 - IT IS MY OWN, CHARLIE. 46 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,801 - RIGHT. RIGHT. 47 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:44,872 YOUR WORDS ARE DOWNRIGHT BRONER-INDUCING. 48 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,175 YEAH, I ALMOST PLEASURED MYSELF IN THERE. 49 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,610 - KIND OF LIKE A SOLO-BLUMPKIN DEAL? 50 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,245 - JOKE ALL YOU LIKE, 51 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,147 BUT MY BRIEFS ARE WAY CROWDED RIGHT NOW. 52 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,183 - WELL, I AM JUST OVERJOYED THAT MY TALES 53 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,717 OF MELANCHOLY AND THE INFINITE SADNESS 54 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,686 CAN INDUCE SOME SORT OF A REACTION 55 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,388 IN YOU LIKE THAT, OLD MAN. 56 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,823 - THIS IS GONNA BE A REALLY GOOD MOVIE, HANK. 57 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:06,194 I SMELL--I SMELL ME AN INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARD. 58 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:09,497 - MM. YOU THINK THEY MIGHT GET IT ON DEMAND AT THE STATE PEN? 59 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,864 - CHEER UP, WILL YOU, PAL? 60 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,266 THIS IS GOOD FOR BOTH OF US. 61 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,668 YOU, PUMPING OUT THE LITERARY GREATNESS. 62 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,870 ME, RIDING YOUR COATTAILS, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 63 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,806 - YES, WELL, AS MUCH AS I ENJOY 64 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,808 A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED EGO HUMMER, 65 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,711 IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR LEAVE, BALD SIR. 66 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,180 I HAVE MUCH SELF-PITY IN WHICH TO WALLOW. 67 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,282 - NO, NO, NO. NO TIME TO WALLOW. 68 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,184 WE GOT US A DINNER DATE WITH STU AND ZIG. 69 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:31,619 - ZIG? WHAT THE FUCK IS A ZIG? 70 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,656 - ZIG SAMITAUR, THE BILLIONAIRE. 71 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,791 HE'S FINANCING THE MOVIE, YOU DUMB SHIT. 72 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,727 - SOUNDS BRUTAL. COUNT ME OUT. 73 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,229 - IT IS BRUTAL, BUT ESSENTIAL. 74 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,863 NO MONEY, NO HONEY. 75 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,532 - WELL, NO CAN DO, RUNKS. 76 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:47,835 I GOT A DATE WITH MY DONG AND SOME HOTEL-ROOM PO'NOGRAPHY. 77 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:50,404 THE GOOD STUFF TOO-- PENETRATION AND EVERYTHING. 78 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,773 - YOUR DONG'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL DINNER'S OVER. 79 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,942 THE MONEY MAN WANTS TO MEET HIM SOME WRITER. 80 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,310 HE'S A BIG FAN, BY THE WAY. - OH, SHIT. 81 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,245 - BIG, BIG FAN. 82 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,213 - YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN THEY DO THE EDITING 83 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:01,249 IN THE HOTEL-ROOM PO'NOGRAPHY, 84 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,783 AND THEY TAKE OUT ALL THE PENETRATION 85 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,552 AND IT'S JUST PUMPING, SWEATY MAN ASS, 86 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:05,486 IT LOOKS LIKE JUST ABOUT 87 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,455 ANY MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY PICTURE EVER MADE? 88 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:11,559 [upbeat music] 89 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:19,533 * 90 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,400 - ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY? 91 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,468 - WHAT? FOR AN ITTY-BITTY GLASS OF VINO? 92 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:55,769 - UH-- - FUCK YOU, 93 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,438 YOU TEETOTALING BUZZKILL. 94 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:58,572 ALL RIGHT? - OKAY. 95 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,308 - NOW IT'S TIME FOR BOTTOMS UP. 96 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,442 THAT'S RIGHT. 97 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,943 [feedback whines, note plays] - WHA-- 98 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,713 [glass shatters] - MARCY, OH, GOD! 99 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,815 - SORRY, MARCY. - NO. 100 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,350 NO, IT'S OKAY. 101 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,651 - MARCE, I'M SORRY. 102 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,554 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING THEM PRACTICE HERE. 103 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,755 - IT'S FINE. 104 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,458 THAT'S CUTE. 105 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,393 [car horn honks] GIRLS GETTING TOGETHER 106 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,661 TO PLAY THE ROCK AND ROLL-- 107 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,829 I LIKE IT. 108 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,465 I LIKE TO PATRONIZE THE ARTS. 109 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,601 - HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING FRO--FROM CHARLIE? 110 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:30,438 - ABOUT THE TRIAL? NOT REALLY. 111 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,606 I MEAN, I COULD ASK, 112 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,475 BUT IT WOULD MEAN HAVING AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION 113 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,676 WITH BUTTERBEAN HIMSELF, 114 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,712 AND I DON'T WANT HIM GETTING THE WRONG IDEA. 115 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:41,449 - HMM. - WHY? 116 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,684 ARE YOU MISSING YOU SOME HANKNESS? 117 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,653 - WHICH ONE? THE ONE I LOVED OR THE ONE WHO FUCKED MIA? 118 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,054 I DON'T KNOW. 119 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,357 ALL I KNOW RIGHT NOW IS IT ALL FEELS A LITTLE UNREAL. 120 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,492 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A WALKING DAYMARE. 121 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,760 - FANCY-ASS... - A DAYMARE? 122 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,028 - YEAH, IT'S A HANK THING. 123 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,029 - NO, I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 124 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,531 HOLY FUCK NUTS. 125 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:00,334 WHERE DID BECCA FIND THESE MISCREANTS--THE POUND? 126 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,636 THEY LOOK LIKE A PACK OF FERAL ANIMALS. 127 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,505 - WELL, LET'S GO TO THE STORE 128 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,639 AND GET THEM SOMETHING TO GNAW ON. 129 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,942 - AND LEAVE THEM HERE ALL ALONE? - YEAH, THEY'RE FINE. 130 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,878 THEY'RE TOUGH CHICKS. NO ONE'S GONNA MESS WITH THEM. 131 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,580 - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. 132 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,714 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE HOUSE. - COME ON. 133 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,417 - I DON'T WANT THEM SACRIFICING A FREAKING GOAT IN HERE. 134 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,056 - SO CAN WE SHOOT THE PICTURE IN 30 DAYS? 135 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,826 - ABSOLUTELY. - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 136 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,429 MAYBE. LET ME LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE. 137 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,631 - HANK, WHAT DO YOU THINK? - [laughs] 138 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,434 HANK'S NOT REALLY A SHOOTING SCHEDULE KIND OF GUY. 139 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,902 - SILENCE, AGENT! 140 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,875 - WELL, ZIG-ZAG, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 141 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,445 I--I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 142 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,846 - AND SASHA BINGHAM WILL STAR? 143 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,981 - YES, SHE'S READING AS WE SPEAK. 144 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,550 - THERE'S NO SAYING NO TO THIS DRAFT. 145 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,118 HANK REALLY KILLED IT. 146 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:54,855 - SHE IS REALLY FUCKABLE, ISN'T SHE? 147 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,157 BEAUTIFUL BREASTS... 148 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,760 BLOW-JOB SMILE. 149 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,031 HANK, HAVE YOU MADE LOVE TO HER? 150 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,966 YOU'RE QUITE THE COCKSMAN, NO? 151 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,736 - NO COMMENT, ZIGGY. A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS. 152 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,970 - THAT'S TRUE. 153 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,606 HE KEEPS IT IN HIS WANK BANK UNTIL HE'S READY TO PULL IT OUT 154 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,907 AND PLAY WITH HIS LITTLE PEE-PEE. 155 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:18,446 [laughter] 156 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,981 OF COURSE, I HAVEN'T HAD AN ERECTION IN THE PAST DECADE, 157 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,583 BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. 158 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,452 BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM GIVING FACE RIDES 159 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:27,755 TO MY SISTER-WIVES, RIGHT, LADIES? 160 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,990 - MY GOD, ZIG, YOU HAVE GOT A WAY WITH WORDS. 161 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,760 FACE RIDES TO YOUR SISTER-WIVES--RESPECT. 162 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,732 - AND WHAT ABOUT EDDIE NERO? 163 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,934 HAVE WE, UH, LOCKED HIM YET? - HE'S CIRCLING. 164 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:44,938 - [shouting] WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN, AGENT? 165 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,575 - IT'S VERY HARD TO NAIL HIM DOWN, ZIG! 166 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,209 A LITTLE SLIPPERY! WE'RE DOING OUR BEST! 167 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,878 - AH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 168 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,582 WITH SASHA BINGHAM'S PUDDUM AND HER MAGNIFICENT BOOBIES, 169 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,450 I CAN PRE-SELL THE FOREIGN TERRITORIES 170 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:59,953 SO THAT WE'LL BE IN THE BLACK BEFORE WE SHOOT AN INCH OF FILM. 171 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,058 OKAY. 172 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,862 TO FUCKING & PUNCHING: THE MOVIE. 173 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:12,199 - MM. 174 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:16,504 - HERE. - GOD, I LOVE THAT TITLE. 175 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,741 MM. 176 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,876 YOU AND ME, HANK-- 177 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:25,979 WE KNOW THINGS... 178 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,080 DARK THINGS. 179 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,749 - MM. 180 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,818 - I LOVE YOUR WRITING. 181 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,020 - HIS BEST YET. 182 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,489 - SCREENPLAYS BORE ME TO TEARS. 183 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,423 - WORD. 184 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,560 - I LIKE TO HAVE THINGS ACTED OUT FOR ME. 185 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,529 LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE AND DO A READING. 186 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,096 SHALL WE? 187 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,265 GIRLS, HAVE THEM BRING THE CAR AROUND IMMEDIATELY. 188 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,200 OKAY? 189 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,708 - FUCK. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. 190 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,776 - WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING FUCK? 191 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,244 - MY BOOBIES ARE SO BIG AND SWOLLEN. 192 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,278 THEY'RE KILLING ME. 193 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,947 - RIGHT. - HERE, FEEL. 194 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,549 - I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 195 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,652 - NO, SERIOUSLY. - MARCE... 196 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:05,986 - GRAB THAT TIT. SQUEEZE IT. - I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TIT. 197 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,254 - SQUEEZE IT. 198 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,022 OW. YEAH. WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 199 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,791 - WELL, WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLING YOU? 200 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,025 - [crying] 201 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,727 - OH, NO, MARCY, ARE YOU CRYING? 202 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:14,895 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 203 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,163 - I DON'T KNOW. 204 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,131 - OKAY, SUDDEN CRYING JAGS, 205 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,867 SORE BOOBIES... 206 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,301 - AND I'M LATE. - BINGO. 207 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,270 COME ON, LET'S GO GET YOU A PREGNANCY TEST. 208 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,606 - AND SOME SNACKS? 209 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,175 - AND SOME SNACKS. - OW! JESUS, WOMAN. 210 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,210 YOU'RE KILLING MY TITTIES. I'M SERIOUS. 211 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:38,285 - HENRY, THIS IS BOB'S DAUGHTER CLEA. 212 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,954 DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 213 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,289 - WELL... 214 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,192 - NO. - I DO RECOGNIZE YOU. 215 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,628 - NO, YOU DON'T. - SURE I DO... 216 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,129 FROM YOUR BOOK. 217 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,899 YOUR PICTURE'S ON THE BACK. 218 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,001 OOH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 219 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,037 - OH, THIS. UH, IT'S NOTHING. 220 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,872 YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY. 221 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:02,676 - [laughing] THE OTHER GUY. 222 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,911 I LOVE IT. 223 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,980 - WOW, HOPE SHE DOESN'T PRESS CHARGES. 224 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,148 - HE. IT WAS A HE. 225 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,618 - RIGHT. WELL, I'M OFF TO BED. 226 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,753 IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU, HENRY. 227 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,322 - HEY, SHE'S, UM... 228 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,757 NICE. 229 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,891 HOW OLD MIGHT SHE BE? 230 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:18,926 - 16. 231 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,961 - OH, SHE'S 16! 232 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:24,898 HOW DELIGHTFUL, HANK. 233 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,734 VERY WELL PLAYED, BY THE WAY-- 234 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,202 SO, UM... 235 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,338 EROTIC. 236 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,840 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. 237 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:36,076 NOT ONLY HAVE I DECIDED TO FULLY FINANCE 238 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,947 THIS SHINING EXAMPLE OF ART-HOUSE EROTICA, 239 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,949 BUT I MYSELF AM IN POSSESSION 240 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,384 OF MY FIRST DIAMOND-HARD ERECTION 241 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,287 SINCE THE CLINTON WHITE HOUSE, 242 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,289 THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR WORDS, HANK MOODY. 243 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,824 - RESPECT. 244 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,760 - TEND TO ME, TABBY. 245 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,227 TAKE ME IN YOUR MOU-- NOT YOU, CORRINE, NO. 246 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,328 YOU GIVE LOUSY HEAD. 247 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,264 YOU'RE TIMID, AND YOU LACK FOCUS. 248 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,099 WE GOT TO GET YOU SOME RITALIN. 249 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,934 OKAY, COME ON. OVER HERE. 250 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,936 OH, YES. 251 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:06,106 OH. 252 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,309 OH, YES. 253 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,844 ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL, HANK? 254 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,646 - OH. OHH. 255 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,048 - MM. - YOU AND ME... 256 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,950 MEN TOGETHER. 257 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,385 - [clears throat] 258 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,187 - HMM. 259 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,122 - OH, CORRINE, SEE HOW GENTLE 260 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,190 AND SUBTLE SHE IS. 261 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,059 - [howls] - OH. 262 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,161 HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, AGENT. 263 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,098 HE SMELLS YOUR FEAR, YOUR WEAKNESS. 264 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,700 HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 265 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,234 HE COULD PUT ON A SUIT 266 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,837 AND DO YOUR JOB, AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 267 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,940 - [laughs] 268 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,374 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH. 269 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:45,212 I DON'T WANT TO WASTE THIS MAGNIFICENT ERECTION 270 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,447 ON A SILLY SUCK AND FUCK. 271 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,084 I'LL BE BACK, AND THEN WE WILL FINISH THE PERFORMANCE. 272 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:54,955 KEEP THESE BOYS ENTERTAINED, WILL YOU? 273 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,324 SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT. 274 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,161 I'LL BE BACK. 275 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,765 - WELL, WHO WANTS TO GET BAKED? 276 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,834 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 277 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,437 - ALL RIGHT. UP HIGH. 278 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,172 - HEY, I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE. 279 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,373 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 280 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,808 - [growls] - WHAT? 281 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,117 - * WELL, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY * 282 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,854 * WELL, I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY * 283 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,889 * AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME * 284 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,324 * AS LONG AS SHE SPREAD 285 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,961 * SWEET, LOVELY DEATH 286 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,730 * I'M WAITING FOR YOUR BREATH * 287 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,900 * OH, COME SWEET DEATH, ONE LAST CARESS * 288 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:43,270 * 289 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,905 * GO 290 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:53,013 * 291 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,314 - MARCE. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 292 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,182 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 293 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,918 - COME ON. NO. YOU NEED TO FIND OUT. 294 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:58,919 - DID YOU SEE 295 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,122 THOSE HIDEOUS FUCKING CREATURES DOWNSTAIRS? 296 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,091 I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE! - MARCE, I SWEAR, 297 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,193 THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN FOR A LONG TIME. 298 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,028 THEY'RE--AT FIRST, THEY'RE SO CUTE. 299 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,329 I MEAN, THEY'RE SO... 300 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,264 - YEAH, SHITTING AND PISSING ALL OVER THE PLACE 301 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,933 AND MAKING MY FUCKING NIPPLES BLEED-- 302 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,802 THAT'S REALLY FUCKING CUTE. 303 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,836 NO, THANK YOU. 304 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,204 - MARCE. - KILL ME NOW! 305 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,940 - LET'S JUST DO IT. COME ON, LET'S DO THIS THING. 306 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,974 YOU NEED TO... 307 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,442 - FINE! 308 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,377 FINE. [spits] 309 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,512 LET'S DO THIS. 310 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,447 ALL RIGHT! 311 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,450 LET'S GET THIS GOLDEN SHOWER STARTED. 312 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,953 OPEN UP AND SAY PEE. 313 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,354 [urinating] - [laughs] 314 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,096 - HMM. - OH. 315 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,798 - HMM. 316 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:48,368 - THIS IS LIKE-- THIS IS LIKE THE VIRGIN SUICIDES 317 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,870 MEETS THE YULE LOG. 318 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,004 I CANNOT LOOK AWAY. 319 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,073 - HEY, ARE YOU GUYS REALLY SISTERS, 320 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,475 OR IS THIS KIND OF LIKE A WHITE STRIPES DEAL? 321 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,345 OH, BETTER NOT. 322 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,948 I CAN'T. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 323 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,550 [laughs] T.S.T.B. 324 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:08,155 T.S.T.B.-- TOO STONED TO BALL. 325 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,358 - AW. - [laughs] 326 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,060 - OH, STU. 327 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,161 STU. 328 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,896 - NO, BACK OFF, FUCK TOYS. 329 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,398 THIS PRODUCER IS LOOKING FOR LOVE. 330 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,368 - THIS GUY, UP HERE. 331 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,136 - MOI? - YES, PLEASE. 332 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,538 - WELL, MAYBE JUST FOR A MINUTE. 333 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,176 - MM, YOU SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES AND CHAMPAGNE 334 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,411 AND COOL RANCH DORITOS. 335 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:34,047 AND IT MAKES ME STRANGELY HARD. 336 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,149 - NUMBER 17. 337 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,318 HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? 338 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,954 - SEE YOU GUYS LATER. - APPLES AND DORITOS-- 339 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,622 STU, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME. 340 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,291 YOU HUNGRY? - A LITTLE BIT... 341 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,158 A LITTLE, LITTLE BIT. 342 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:50,230 - SHIT. FUCK. THE RABBIT DONE DIED. 343 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,498 - I'M SORRY, BABY. 344 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,434 - OKAY, QUICK. 345 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,369 PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH. 346 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,271 GO. - YOU HAVE OPTIONS. 347 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,240 - OH, REALLY? - UH-HUH. 348 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,376 OKAY, MY OPTIONS ARE I EITHER HAVE A FUCKING ABORTION, 349 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,312 OR I HAVE A FUCKING BABY. 350 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,580 - THOSE ARE WHAT'S COMMONLY KNOWN AS OPTIONS. 351 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:12,052 - OKAY, SO I COULD EITHER VACUUM THIS NIGHTMARE OUT OF MY TWAT, 352 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,055 OR I COULD SETTLE IN FOR THE BURDEN OF A LIFETIME. 353 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,289 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 354 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,958 IS THERE SOMETHING BEHIND DOOR NUMBER THREE? 355 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,061 OH, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME, KARENINA? 356 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,496 WHY DOES HASHEM HATE ME? 357 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,432 FUCK. - [giggles] 358 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,234 OKAY, SO WHO--WHOSE IS IT? 359 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,335 - I DON'T KNOW. 360 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,170 - IS IT CHARLIE'S? - FUCK, NO. 361 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,939 THAT KID'S ALL SNIPPED TO SHREDS. 362 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,373 IT CAN'T BE HIM. 363 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,943 - IT'S NOT RICK SPRINGFIELD. 364 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,111 - UH-UH. HE WAS ALL ABOUT THE ASS. 365 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,246 - NICE. - YEAH. 366 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,347 PLUS, HE NEVER CAME. 367 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,582 - WHAT? - NO, WE'D FUCK FOR HOURS. 368 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,617 I'D COME NINE TIMES. HE'D SHOOT A PUFF OF SMOKE. 369 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,486 CAN'T BE THAT DUDE. 370 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,388 THERE WERE A COUPLE 371 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,491 OF CRAIGSLIST "CASUAL ENCOUNTERS" 372 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,094 HERE AND THERE... - OKAY. 373 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,929 - BUT I NEVER LET 'EM RAW-DOG ME. 374 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,230 - OKAY. 375 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,398 - SO, SHIT. 376 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,533 IT COULD BE AN IMMACULATE CONCEPTION. 377 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,139 - WHAT? I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO GET KNOCKED UP BY GOD? 378 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,140 FUCK YOU. 379 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,376 SOME FRIEND YOU ARE! 380 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,678 - COME GET SOME REST. LIE DOWN. 381 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,947 - I CAN'T REST, BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING CHILD 382 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,682 IS PLAYING DEVIL MUSIC IN MY LIVING ROOM. 383 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,184 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. I'LL GO GET THEM TO STOP. 384 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,352 - NO, NO, NO, GOOD--THEY'RE GOOD. 385 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,988 LET 'EM PLAY. I LIKE IT. 386 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,622 IT'S FINE. I'LL BE FINE. 387 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,992 [sighs] 388 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,260 DO YOU THINK I'D MAKE A GOOD MOM? 389 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,497 - YES, I THINK YOU'D MAKE A GREAT MOM. 390 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,365 - FUCKING-A, RIGHT. 391 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:38,138 THAT LITTLE MUTANT WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 392 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:44,011 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE INTO THIS? 393 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,379 - OH, YES. TAKE ME, AGENT. 394 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,715 - I ONLY ASK BECAUSE I'M--I'M ENCOUNTERING 395 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,550 SORT OF A LACK OF LUBRICATION HERE. 396 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,619 - OH, IT'S OKAY. I CAN GRIN AND BEAR IT. 397 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,421 IT'LL FEEL LIKE I'M A "WIRGIN." 398 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,090 - A "WIRGIN"? - MM-HMM. 399 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,225 LIKE VIRGIN, BUT WITH A "W." 400 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,659 IT SOUNDS SUPER CREEPY THAT WAY. 401 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:03,330 - YES. YES, IT REALLY DOES. 402 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,365 WELL... 403 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,434 OKAY, THEN. 404 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,469 HERE WE GO. 405 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,643 AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG? 406 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,578 I'M--I'M NOT AVERSE TO A LITTLE GUIDANCE HERE. 407 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,747 - IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S HIM. 408 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,351 I CAN'T SCREW WITH HIM WATCHING US. 409 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,019 HE'S GOT THAT GLEAM IN HIS EYE. 410 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,523 - WELL, WE'RE ALL JUST MAMMALS HERE. 411 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,658 - NO. 412 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,592 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 413 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,727 HE TRIED TO FINGER MY FRIEND JESS ONE TIME. 414 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,463 HE IS HIGHLY SEXUAL. 415 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,231 JUST GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 416 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,233 - JEEZ, WHAT IS HE THROWING AT ME? 417 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,035 - HIS POO. - HIS POO? 418 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,036 JESUS CHRIST. 419 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,672 THAT IS ONE ANTISOCIAL MONKEY. 420 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,276 GOD! EW! 421 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,478 KONG, WOULD YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE? 422 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,812 JEEZ. 423 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,814 EW! 424 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,617 - AAH! - [howling] 425 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,153 - KONG! 426 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,255 [screams] OW! GET IT OFF! 427 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,091 GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! 428 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:08,495 [screaming] 429 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,497 [crunch] AAH! 430 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:21,508 [muffled whimpers] 431 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,679 - [screaming] KONG IS DEAD! 432 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,548 - LONG LIVE KONG. - WHO IS KONG? 433 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,283 - THE MONKEY. 434 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,153 THAT BALD SCUMBAG MURDERED OUR MONKEY. 435 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,521 - I COMMITTED NO SUCH ACT. 436 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,256 IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 437 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,525 - YOU KILLED THE MONKEY? - NO. 438 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,293 - I TRACKED DOWN THE ONE MAN IN THIS CITY 439 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,163 WHO'S GOT THE DOUGH TO PULL OFF MY FUCKING PASSION PROJECT, 440 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,132 AND YOU KILLED HIS FUCKING MONKEY? 441 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,534 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR. 442 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,869 THAT MONKEY WAS A DEVIANT AND A COCKBLOCKER. 443 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,672 HE WAS THROWING HIS FECAL MATTER AT ME! 444 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,141 AND HE BIT MY FUCKING ARM! 445 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,408 - MURDERER! 446 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,743 - RUNKS... 447 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,311 [laughing] KILLING AN INNOCENT MONKEY 448 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,147 IN THE NAME OF GETTING SOME POON. 449 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,381 IS NOTHING SACRED? 450 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,250 - NO ONE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. 451 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,285 I SAY WE ABSCOND WITH THAT CORPSE. 452 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,386 WE TAKE IT UP TO GRIFFITH PARK, 453 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,421 AND WE PUT THAT LITTLE TURD-FONDLER SIX FEET UNDER. 454 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,756 WHAT DO YOU NEED? HUH? 455 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,225 HUSH MONEY-WISE? - HEY, HEY, SHUT UP. 456 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,261 TAKE A LOOK AT THE EYE IN THE SKY. 457 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,296 HELLO. YEAH. 458 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,831 LOOK, THEY'RE IN EVERY ROOM. THAT MEANS WE'RE FUCKED. 459 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,200 OKAY? - MM-HMM. 460 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:23,570 - SO LISTEN UP, YOU GIANT BOTCHER. 461 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,240 WE HAVE ONLY ONE PLAY HERE. [laughter] 462 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,876 AND THAT IS FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN 463 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,845 AND TELL ZIG BEFORE HE FINDS OUT. 464 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,748 I WANT YOU TO MARCH INTO THAT MAN'S BEDROOM... 465 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,417 [laughter] 466 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:41,588 AND TELL HIM YOU KILLED HIS FUCKING MONKEY! 467 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,290 - I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 468 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,524 - I'LL TAKE YOU. COME ON. 469 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,860 COME ON. COME ON. 470 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:52,432 - [laughing] GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING MORON. 471 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,240 - HEY. 472 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,574 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 473 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,810 - SORRY. SORRY. 474 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:04,811 I WAS--I WAS KNOCKING, 475 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,181 AND I WAS RINGING, AND--AND NO ONE ANSWERED. 476 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,383 - SO WHAT, YOU JUST LET YOURSELF IN? 477 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,886 - WELL, THE DOOR WAS OPEN, AND, UH, MY GIRL WAS INSIDE. 478 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,822 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 479 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,657 - OH, OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT. 480 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,426 UH, THE EXACT SAME THING. 481 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,694 - HMM. 482 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,397 - WHICH HELL SPAWN IS YOURS? 483 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,300 - PEARL-- THE ONE WITH THE PIPES. 484 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,868 - MM-HMM. 485 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,304 MINE'S BECCA, THE ONE WITH THE BANGS. 486 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,640 - A-HA. SHE'S PRETTY FIERCE, THAT ONE. 487 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,908 - MM-HMM. - TASTY LICKS. 488 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,278 [camera beeps] - AND YOU ARE? 489 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,281 - I'M SORRY. I'M BEN. 490 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,915 - KAREN. NICE TO MEET YOU. - KAREN. 491 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,451 NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 492 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:50,457 WELL, UM, HERE YOU GO, KAREN. 493 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,425 - [laughs] - YOU KNOW, NOT MANY PEOPLE 494 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,394 CAN ACTUALLY SAY THEY HAVE A PICTURE 495 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,728 OF THE EXACT MOMENT THEY MET SOMEONE 496 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,564 FOR THE FIRST TIME, SO THERE YOU GO-- 497 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,266 MY GIFT TO YOU. 498 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,736 - I THINK THIS IS GOING REALLY WELL. 499 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,738 - HELLO? 500 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,874 - ZIG. - ZIG. 501 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,542 - YOU FREAKY BASTARD, ZIG. 502 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:13,380 - ZIG, WE GOT A-A-A LITTLE SITUATION OUT HERE. 503 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,649 - KIND OF A MINOR MONKEY INCIDENT HAPPENING. 504 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,451 [dance music echoing] 505 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,321 AH, ZIG OR NO ZIG, I GOT TO TAKE A WAZ. 506 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,524 * 507 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,694 - HELLO? 508 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,263 - * EAT MY PEACH, BABY, BLOW ON MY DICE * 509 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,265 * YOU GOTTA-- 510 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,766 ZI--HEY. 511 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,772 CHARLIE! 512 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,709 CHARLIE, WE GOT A BIT OF A PREDICAMENT IN HERE. 513 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,844 - WHAT? 514 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,614 [screaming] 515 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,523 - HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY, WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON IN HERE? 516 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,725 HEY, RUNKLE, HOW DID ZIG TAKE THE NEWS? 517 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,661 - NOT SO WELL, ACTUALLY. 518 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,729 - [screams] OH, GOD! 519 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,930 - [screams] 520 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,433 - COME ON! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! 521 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,301 RUNKLE, DID YOU DO THAT TO HIM? 522 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,036 - NO, I DID NOT DO THAT TO HIM. 523 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,071 WE CAME IN HERE, AND THAT'S HOW HE WAS. 524 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,907 - I MEAN, I AM NOT AVERSE TO THE OCCASIONAL CHOKE AND STROKE, 525 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,908 BUT THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE 526 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,411 OF WHY ONE MUST ALWAYS USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM. 527 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,513 - THIS IS NOT GOOD. THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL. 528 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,582 - ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT MAKES THE WHOLE MONKEY THING 529 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,651 A BIT LESS OF A SNAFU, DOESN'T IT? 530 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,686 - THAT'S A GOOD POINT. - THAT IS TRUE. 531 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,388 - ON THE OTHER HAND, IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO MAKE F&P: THE MOVIE 532 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,789 WITHOUT CREEPY WARBUCKS OVER HERE. 533 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,360 - OH, IT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE. 534 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,328 ANYWAY, IT WAS A PLEASURE 535 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,996 ALMOST WORKING WITH YOU. 536 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,332 AND, YEAH. 537 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,901 - YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE. WE GOT A SERIOUS SITUATION HERE. 538 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,370 - THE FUCK I CAN'T. 539 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,573 DEAD MONKEYS AND AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, 540 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,840 THAT'S MY CUE. 541 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,809 I WAS NEVER HERE. 542 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,010 - WHAT? 543 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,580 - NOT EXACTLY A "GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP" TYPE, IS HE? 544 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,115 - WHAT THE FUCK, HANK? WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 545 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,884 - YOU HAVE TO STOP YELLING, FIRSTLY. 546 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,886 - OOH, KIND OF TOUCHING THE DEAD GUY THERE. 547 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,087 DON'T DO THAT. 548 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,589 - SHOULDN'T WE TAKE HIM DOWN OR SOMETHING? 549 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,923 - NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF THAT, I ASSURE YOU. 550 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,891 - JESUS. 551 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,594 - HE REALLY LIKED THE SCRIPT, THOUGH, HUH? 552 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,597 HE MUST HAVE. I'M FLATTERED...KIND OF. 553 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,099 - OH, HANK, I'M SCARED. - YEAH. 554 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,667 - THIS IS REALLY DARK. 555 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,536 THIS IS WAY, WAY, WAY DARK. 556 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,105 WE GOT TO MAKE THIS GO AWAY. HOLD ME, PLEASE. 557 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,040 - COOL YOUR JETS, RUNKS. 558 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,110 I GOT A GUY. 559 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,685 - OH, SHIT, HANK. SHIT, HANK. - BE COOL, RUNKS. 560 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,488 - SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. - MAINTAIN. 561 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,461 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, FELLAS? 562 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,596 - JUST ROCKING OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT. 563 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,466 - OH, ONE OF THOSE PARTIES, HUH? OKAY. 564 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,967 AND WHERE'S MR., UH, SAMITAUR? 565 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,470 - HE'S INSIDE... 566 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,872 IN THE BATHROOM. - JUST HANGING OUT. 567 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,874 - OKAY. YOU MIND IF I HAVE A WORD WITH HIM? 568 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,910 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HIT THE PANIC BUTTON, SO... 569 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,647 - HE'S A FUCKING MURDERER! 570 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,748 - ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN. 571 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,450 WHOA! 572 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,986 - OH, YEAH. WHAT, HUH? 573 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,621 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? - NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT. 574 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:09,756 - YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, MIDNIGHT COWBOY? 575 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,725 LET'S GO. 576 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,695 - [screaming] 577 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:30,510 - WHAT THE FUCK, HANK? 578 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,479 - WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 579 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:33,680 - TELL ME. 580 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:36,549 - ONE DEAD BILLIONAIRE, ONE DEAD MONKEY. 581 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:40,219 AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION-- THE BILLIONAIRE, NOT THE MONKEY. 582 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,021 - WOW, REALLY? - SHIT HAPPENS. 583 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,590 - IS HE OKAY? 584 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,592 - OH, YEAH, HE JUST GOT TASED. 585 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,594 - AND HIM? - HIM I KNOCKED OUT. 586 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,195 DON'T BE TASING MY AGENT, MOTHERFUCKER. 587 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,730 - OKAY, SELF-DEFENSE. 588 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,732 - OH, I LIKE THAT. WHAT'S THE MOVE? 589 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:53,866 - DEPENDS. 590 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,702 DID YOU ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL? 591 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,970 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? 592 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,176 - I DID WATCH TWO SISTERS TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES 593 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,078 AND MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER. 594 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:09,215 AND THAT MADE MY WIENER FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD. 595 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,017 - MM, YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S GROSS. 596 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,852 - BUT I DON'T BELIEVE THAT THAT'S ILLEGAL. 597 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:13,853 - NO, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL. - NOT ILLEGAL. 598 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,922 - OKAY, UH, WE CALL-- - MAYBE IT SHOULD BE. 599 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,524 - WE CALL 911. YOU GIVE A STATEMENT. 600 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:18,625 I ASK FOR A FAVOR. 601 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,560 WE MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T END UP ALL OVER THE PRESS. 602 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,828 - WOW, NO, THAT'S GRACE UNDER PRESSURE. 603 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,062 I DIG THAT IN A WOMAN. 604 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,097 AND YOU LOOK SMOKIN' HOT TONIGHT. 605 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,833 YOU GOT A BIG DATE? 606 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,267 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S STRANGE. 607 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,737 A PART OF ME IS REALLY QUITE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW, 608 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,872 BECAUSE YOUR IDEA OF STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE SUCKS BALLS, 609 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,608 BUT THE OTHER PART, I DON'T KNOW, 610 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,144 IT FEELS VAGUELY PROUD OF YOU. 611 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,779 - PROUD? - UH-HUH. 612 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,148 - I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH TO BE PROUD OF HERE TONIGHT. 613 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,050 A DEBAUCHED PARTY, A COUPLE OF DEAD PRIMATES-- 614 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,718 NOT REALLY WORTHY OF A GOLD STAR. 615 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:48,888 - NO, YOU ABSOLUTELY SCREWED THE POOCH, BUT, UH... 616 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,624 CALLING ME SHOWS AT LEAST A MODICUM OF SENSE 617 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,561 AND, UH, MORE THAN A LITTLE TRUST. 618 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,996 - SENSIBLE AND TRUSTING. 619 00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,166 THAT'S ME IN A NUTSHELL, REALLY. 620 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,535 - HOW HIGH ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 621 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,871 - HMM? - HOW HIGH ARE YOU? 622 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:07,640 - SIGNIFICANTLY. - YEAH. 623 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,643 ALL RIGHT. LET ME DEAL WITH THIS. 624 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:15,748 - [groans] 625 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,785 - YOU OKAY, BUDDY BOY? 626 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,853 - I FEEL LIKE ASS... 627 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:23,155 LIKE A GREAT, BIG SLAB OF ASS. - YEAH. 628 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,557 WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 629 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,258 YOU INCHED CLOSER TO YOUR MAGIC NUMBER. 630 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,327 - IT WAS JUST THE TIP, HANK. 631 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,129 IT DOESN'T COUNT. - THE TIP COUNTS. 632 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,631 - YOU THINK? 633 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,299 - FUCKING-A. THE TIP ALWAYS COUNTS. 634 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:36,636 - THE TIP COUNTS? - YEAH. 635 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,304 HOLD YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CHUNKLE. 636 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,673 TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY IN THE DREAM FACTORY. 637 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,278 DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, BUDDY BOY. 638 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,280 - I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS, HANK. 639 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,216 SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT. 640 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,084 EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES, 641 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:55,888 I SEE THAT SWEET LITTLE MONKEY'S FACE. 642 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:58,758 - MARCY? 643 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:03,763 [laughing] 644 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:04,831 - YOU WANT TO COME IN? 645 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:08,034 - WHAT, AND TUCK YOU IN, READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY? 646 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,035 - NO. 647 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,570 YOUR LADY'S CHARIOT. 648 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,610 - I DON'T THINK THEY WANT TO SEE ME, CHARLIE. 649 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:20,246 - WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED YOU? 650 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,315 COME ON, DON'T BE A PUSSY. 651 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:26,786 - * THIS HOUSE 652 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:31,023 * SHE'S HOLDING SECRETS 653 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:34,661 * GOT MY CHANGE 654 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:39,799 * BEHIND THE BED 655 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,901 * IN A COFFEE CAN 656 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,770 * 657 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,773 * THROW MY NICKELS IN 658 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:51,878 * JUST IN CASE 659 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:56,082 * I HAVE TO LEAVE 660 00:26:56,115 --> 00:27:00,352 * AND I WILL GO 661 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:04,691 * IF YOU ASK ME TO 662 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:08,961 * I WILL STAY 663 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:12,932 * IF YOU DARE 664 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:18,938 * IF I GO, I'M GOING CRAZY * 665 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:24,076 * LET MY DARLING TAKE ME THERE * 666 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,678 * 667 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:31,684 * IF I GO, I'M GOING CRAZY * 668 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:36,322 * LET MY DARLING TAKE ME THERE *