1 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:09,176 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,178 - MY NAME IS HANK. - I KNOW. 3 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,779 - OH! 4 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,349 - THIS IS MIA, BILL'S DAUGHTER. AND THIS IS HANK. 5 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,284 - SHE'S 16. - 16. 6 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:20,521 - PLEASE DO NOT MAKE IT LIKE IT WASN'T THE LEAST BIT SATISFYING 7 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,788 TO FUCK THE WIFE OF THE MAN WHO TURNED 8 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,258 YOUR PRECIOUS BOOK INTO A BIG, SHITTY MOVIE! 9 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:27,095 - GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE AND FORGET ABOUT THE WOMAN 10 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,562 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY. 11 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,064 - I'M GONNA MARRY BILL. 12 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,599 - HANK. - ARE YOU SURE? 13 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,466 - QUICK, BEFORE I CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND. 14 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,635 - KAREN, WAIT! 15 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,570 - I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. - NO. 16 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,371 - THE D.A.'s OFFICE WAS WILLING TO DROP THE ASSAULT CHARGES. 17 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,708 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. - WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 18 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,111 - YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH STATUTORY RAPE. 19 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,246 THE PROSECUTION HAS A LAME CASE, AND THEY KNOW IT TOO. 20 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:46,479 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE GUILTY. 21 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,316 I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY. 22 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:49,750 - AND THEN MONDAY WILL COME, 23 00:00:49,782 --> 00:00:51,384 AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO COURT 24 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:55,788 SO THAT YOU CAN STAND TRIAL FOR RAPING A TEENAGE GIRL. 25 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:58,159 'CAUSE THAT IS THE REALITY OF OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW. 26 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,345 [footsteps] 27 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,213 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - [scoffs] 28 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:23,117 I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FBI AGENT. 29 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:26,120 A VERY BROODING AND COMELY FBI AGENT. 30 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,787 - BUT STILL... 31 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,789 - JUST KEEP PUTTING ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER 32 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,525 AND IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 33 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,894 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 34 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:38,465 - WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, EXACTLY? 35 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,368 - EVERYTHING. 36 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,502 WHICH IS WEIRD, YOU KNOW, 37 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,404 BECAUSE I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE PRACTICING ZEN 38 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,806 AND THE ART OF WHO GIVES A FUCK? 39 00:01:45,838 --> 00:01:49,277 AND NOW I JUST WANT TO GET IN THE PORSCHE AND DRIVE. 40 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,911 - WELL, IT'S JUST AS WELL, BECCA TOTALED IT. 41 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:54,514 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 42 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:56,549 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 43 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,687 - CAN YOU TELL ME THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 44 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,389 - I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 45 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,625 - CAN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE HERE WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS? 46 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:08,696 - I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT EITHER. 47 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,931 - WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME? - YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. 48 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,367 - MM. ALL RIGHT. 49 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,834 - COME ON. - I--I JUST-- 50 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,871 I JUST NEED A FEW SECONDS. 51 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,807 GOTTA DO--YOU KNOW. GOTTA GET THE HAIR RIGHT. 52 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:21,642 - OKAY. 53 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,688 [vomiting] 54 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:39,427 - WELL... 55 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,463 LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 56 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,433 AFTER YOU, LADIES. 57 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,180 [upbeat music] 58 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:08,188 * 59 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:45,293 girls: FREE HANK! FREE HANK! FREE HANK! FREE HANK... 60 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,301 - OH, MAN. I'M GONNA TAKE YOU AROUND BACK. 61 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,435 - YEAH, THANK YOU. I'M NOT FEELING 62 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,304 PARTICULARLY QUIPPY THIS MORNING. 63 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:59,672 - WELL, THERE'S A MINOR MIRACLE. - WELL... 64 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,647 - OKAY, GET THE FUCK OUT. 65 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,549 - [weak chuckle] YOU'RE FUNNY. 66 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,751 - YOU GOTTA LAUGH, RIGHT? 67 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:14,687 - I'M SORRY, KAREN... 68 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,057 FOR HURTING YOU, EMBARRASSING YOU. 69 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,859 FOR EVERYTHING. 70 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:22,028 - YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME? 71 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:25,698 GET IN THERE, BE A MAN, DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT, 72 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,635 WHATEVER HAPPENS. 73 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:31,505 - OR WE COULD DRIVE BACK AND HEAD OUT TO LAX, 74 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,441 PICK A DESTINATION OFF THE BOARD. 75 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,007 PREFERABLY SOME PLACE WARM AND SUNNY 76 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,009 WITH A FIRM NON-EXTRADITION POLICY. 77 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,645 - GO. 78 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:41,714 SMILE AND BE NICE. MIND YOUR MANNERS. 79 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:45,052 I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE. 80 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:48,389 - I LOVE YOU. 81 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,771 - OH... - SORRY, MAN. 82 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,906 - OH, GOD. 83 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,709 - SHIT. WOW. 84 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,778 LONG TIME, NO FUCKING SEE. - YEAH. 85 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,646 - HOW ARE YOU? 86 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:18,986 - I'M WELL, HANK. THANK YOU. 87 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:22,021 - RIGHT. 88 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,558 LOOK, HOW DO I BEGIN? 89 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,360 HOW DO I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SORRY I AM? 90 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,794 - SAVE YOUR BREATH, HANK. 91 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,631 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WALK IN MY SHOES? 92 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,866 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT BECCA. 93 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,869 WHAT IF I HAD SEX WITH HER? 94 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,971 HOW WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 95 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,107 WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO MAKE IT OKAY AGAIN? 96 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:41,475 WOULD YOU HIT ME? 97 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,911 WOULD YOU KILL ME? 98 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,578 OR WOULD YOU GO IN THERE, 99 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,014 TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU KNOW, 100 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:50,082 AND HOPE I GET EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE? 101 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,520 SEE YOU INSIDE. 102 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,024 - THERE YOU ARE. - HEY. 103 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,393 - I THOUGHT YOU MADE A RUN FOR THE BORDER. 104 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:00,360 - I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THEN I HIT TACO BELL 105 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,996 AND THE FEELING PASSED. 106 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,498 - YOU READY TO DO THIS? 107 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,523 YOU OKAY? 108 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,125 - I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP...AGAIN. 109 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,260 - AGAIN? - YEAH. 110 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:37,064 YOU THINK THEY HAVE ANY OF THOSE LITTLE BARF BAGS AROUND? 111 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,698 - OKAY. 112 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,070 - THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VERSUS HANK MOODY. 113 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,838 THE HONORABLE SUSAN McMARTIN PRESIDING. 114 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:49,876 ALL RISE. 115 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:52,680 - PLEASE BE SEATED. 116 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,686 - THE PROSECUTION IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT... 117 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,488 ABOUT ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY. 118 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:06,126 MR. MOODY HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A TEENAGE GIRL. 119 00:07:06,158 --> 00:07:07,194 THIS IS UNDISPUTED. 120 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:11,698 ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION, MR. MOODY WAS APPROACHED 121 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:12,900 BY A VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN 122 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,601 WHO MADE IT VERY CLEAR SHE WAS INTERESTED 123 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:15,736 IN HAVING SEX WITH HIM. 124 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,006 SHE WENT HOME WITH HIM THAT NIGHT AND DID JUST THAT. 125 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,874 AT NO POINT DID MR. MOODY INQUIRE ABOUT HER AGE, 126 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,178 NOR DID MS. LEWIS OFFER IT TO HIM. 127 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:29,716 IS THIS A GOOD THING? A SMART THING? 128 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,883 AN HONORABLE THING? 129 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,986 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 130 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:37,958 BUT IT IS A REALITY OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. 131 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,994 MR. MOODY IS FAR FROM A BOY SCOUT. 132 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,096 HE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO CONFESS HIS SINS. 133 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:46,634 BUT HE DID NOT KNOWINGLY HAVE SEX WITH A MINOR. 134 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,503 HE HAD SEX WITH A VERY TROUBLED YOUNG WOMAN, 135 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,705 WHO HAD REASONS OF HER OWN FOR OBSCURING THE TRUTH. 136 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:03,249 - I'D BE LYING IF I DIDN'T SAY I WAS A LITTLE HARD RIGHT NOW. 137 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:05,084 YOU'RE GOOD. 138 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,954 - IS THE STATE READY TO CALL ITS FIRST WITNESS? 139 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,021 - IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, 140 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,958 THE STATE CALLS CHARLES W. RUNKLE. 141 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,864 - * TO ALL THE KIDS THAT PICKED ON ME IN SCHOOL * 142 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:18,197 - * FUCK YOU, I'M FAMOUS * 143 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,000 - * WHO LEFT ME OUT 'CAUSE I WASN'T COOL * 144 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,602 - * FUCK YOU, I'M FAMOUS * 145 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,003 - * TO ALL THE GIRLS THAT SAID I WOULDN'T MAKE IT * 146 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,738 - * FUCK YOU, I'M FAMOUS * 147 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:27,907 - HANK MOODY FOR A SCREENING OF GOD HATES US ALL. 148 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:30,142 - HMM, I DON'T HAVE THAT ON HERE. 149 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,079 I'VE GOT A SCREENING FOR SOMETHING CALLED 150 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,815 A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE. 151 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,118 - THAT IT? 152 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:52,132 [laughter] 153 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:55,302 [indistinct movie dialogue] 154 00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:00,540 [intermittent laughter] 155 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,300 - OH, HEY, MOODY, WHAT'D YOU THINK? 156 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:31,904 OH, WAIT, I FORGOT... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 157 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,373 - NOW, NOW. 158 00:09:34,406 --> 00:09:35,808 - THAT'S IT, CHARLIE, I'M DOING IT. 159 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,944 - WHAT? I'M FUCKING HIS WIFE. 160 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,179 HE'S LEFT ME NO CHOICE. 161 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,748 - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, HANK. 162 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,215 - YEP, I THINK I DO. 163 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,352 REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH MY DICK. 164 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:49,156 - HE ACTUALLY SAID, "REVENGE IS A DISH 165 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,158 BEST SERVED WITH MY DICK"? 166 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,860 - [stifled laughter] 167 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,929 YEAH, BUT HE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. 168 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,365 - OH, HE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. 169 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,032 SO HE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MRS. CARR? 170 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,035 - OH, WELL, YES, HE DID. 171 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,704 BUT THAT WAS ALL IN GOOD FUN. - I SEE. 172 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,305 SO YOUR DEFINITION OF "GOOD FUN" 173 00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:07,307 IS BREAKING UP A MARRIAGE? 174 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:09,642 - OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TWISTING MY WORDS AROUND. 175 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:16,048 - [passionate moans] 176 00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:25,659 - BIG, MAN. - I THINK SO TOO, MAN. 177 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,626 - I THINK IT'S GONNA BE VERY BIG. 178 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,760 - I HOPE SO. - THE WOMEN ARE GONNA LIKE IT. 179 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:33,300 - PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE-- - WOMEN AND TRANSSEXUALS, MAYBE. 180 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,903 - YOU GET LOST, MOODY, OR YOU STILL POUTING? 181 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,437 - I'M SORRY IF I WANTED IT TO BE BETTER, CARR. 182 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:39,371 A LITTLE MORE FIGHT CLUB, 183 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,640 AND A LITTLE LESS YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 184 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:44,043 - CHRIST ON THE CROSS, MOODY, WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? 185 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,111 THAT THING IS TRACKING THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. 186 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,914 - TRACKIN', SCHMACKIN'. 187 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,448 IT'S A FUCKING ABORTION, AND YOU DID THE BLOODY HONORS. 188 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:52,118 THE WORST THING IS YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD ABORTIONIST. 189 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,321 YOU'RE FUCKING HACK WITH A WIRE HANGER. 190 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,189 - YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING LITTLE GIRL. 191 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,890 YOU WANT TO SEE THINGS DONE YOUR WAY, 192 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:58,891 WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP A FUCKING CAMERA 193 00:10:58,926 --> 00:10:59,927 AND DIRECT SOMETHING? 194 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:00,660 - I DON'T WANT TO DIRECT. 195 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,129 YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY BOOK. 196 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,830 WE SHOOK HANDS. I TRUSTED YOU. 197 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,166 - IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 198 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,267 COME ON, WHAT DO YOU THINK? BE HONEST. 199 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,171 - CAN I SPEAK FREELY? 200 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,040 - SURE. BUT BE CAREFUL. 201 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,107 YOU'RE MY FUCKING AGENT TOO. 202 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,076 - I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING. 203 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,279 - AH, YOU SILLY TWAT. 204 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,849 - I THOUGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL, BABY. 205 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,816 - BE NICE AND I'LL LET YOU WRITE THE SEQUEL. 206 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:27,319 - BE NICE AND I WON'T FUCK YOUR WIFE AGAIN. 207 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,923 - WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? 208 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,125 - APOLOGIZE, HANK. RIGHT NOW. 209 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,493 - I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU, CARR. 210 00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:36,229 YOU GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY BULLETPROOF. 211 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,930 A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES. 212 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,432 A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE. 213 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,769 CHEERS. 214 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,169 - SO WHEN KAREN MOVED IN WITH BILL, 215 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:47,039 DID MR. MOODY EXPRESS ANY SIMILAR DESIRE FOR REVENGE? 216 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,143 - I'M GONNA GET THAT FUCKING BASTARD. 217 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,746 I'M GONNA MAKE HIM RUE. 218 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,414 - RUE WHAT, EXACTLY? - I DON'T KNOW. 219 00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,784 I JUST LIKE SAYING "RUE." I FIND IT MOST PLEASING. 220 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,185 - DON'T BE STUPID, HANK. - TOO LATE. 221 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,287 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 222 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,322 - CHARLIE, THE MAN HAS STOLEN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 223 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,223 RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME. 224 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,358 THAT DULL FUCKING DIAL TONE OF A HUMAN 225 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,860 HAS POACHED MY WOMAN. 226 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:07,928 YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT? 227 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,797 HE HAS POACHED MY FAVORITE CLIENT. 228 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,464 AND NOW MY DAUGHTER LIVES IN PRISON 229 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,800 BEHIND THESE CASTLE WALLS. 230 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:13,933 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO? 231 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,367 - GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF. 232 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,268 - ASIDE FROM THAT. 233 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,038 DO YOU HAVE MY BACK ON THIS, CHARLIE? 234 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:21,474 - JUST DON'T GET US ARRESTED, OKAY? 235 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,043 - WORD TO YOUR MOTHER, CHARLIE. 236 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,444 WORD TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER, YOU BALD MOTHERFUCKER. 237 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,780 - IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD COME ALONG 238 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,180 AND STEAL YOU OUT FROM UNDER ME. 239 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,182 - THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. 240 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,318 I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 241 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,451 YOU KNOW WHY? I'LL TELL YOU. 242 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,652 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, 243 00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:35,923 AND I WILL TOTALLY BECOME YOUR BLOOD BROTHER RIGHT NOW. 244 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,524 DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE? A SHARD OF SOMETHING? 245 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,026 - I'M GOOD. I'M GO--I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 246 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,194 - USE THESE CAR KEYS. TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL. 247 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,099 - [groans] 248 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,943 [car alarm blaring] 249 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,054 - [grunts] 250 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,356 - OH! - [laughing] 251 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,360 - OH... 252 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,128 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 253 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,229 YOU TOOK A SHIT ON MY CAR! 254 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,231 - WHOA, COME ON. - OH, FUCK! 255 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,102 [car alarm continues blaring] 256 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,937 - DON'T-- - COME ON! 257 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,407 - HERE WE GO. 258 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,843 [laughs] 259 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,511 GO, CHARLIE, GO! 260 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,950 - NOTHING FURTHER. 261 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,351 - [scoffs] 262 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,052 [stifled chuckle] 263 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,290 - MR. RUNKLE... - YEAH. 264 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,258 - WOULD YOU DESCRIBE MR. MOODY AS MORE 265 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,360 THAN JUST A CLIENT? 266 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,595 - ABSOLUTELY. 267 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,497 I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS A FRIEND. 268 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,563 MY BEST FRIEND. 269 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:55,002 - AND IN WHAT WAYS HAS HE ACTED AS YOUR FRIEND? 270 00:13:55,035 --> 00:14:00,340 - WELL, THERE WAS A TIME I WAS ESTRANGED FROM MY WIFE-- 271 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,942 WE'RE NOW DIVORCED. 272 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:05,144 SHE'S HAVING ANOTHER MAN'S BABY. 273 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,578 THEY'RE LIVING TOGETHER NOW. 274 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,080 - MR. RUNKLE. - YES? 275 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,582 - WE DON'T NEED QUITE THAT MUCH DETAIL. 276 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:13,320 - OH, I'M SORRY. ANYWAY, UH... 277 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,620 HANK AND I WENT OUT DRINKING ONE NIGHT, 278 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,224 AND LONG STORY SHORT, WE MET THIS WOMAN. 279 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,592 SHE CAME BACK WITH US TO HANK'S PLACE, 280 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,493 AND I STARTED PUTTING THE MOVES ON HER. 281 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,231 BUT SHE REALLY WASN'T THAT INTERESTED. 282 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,332 FACT IS, SHE WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HANK. 283 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,600 BUT HANK REALLY WASN'T THAT INTERESTED. 284 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,601 HE WANTED TO GO TO BED. 285 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,202 YOU KNOW, GET SOME SLEEP. 286 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,339 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? - MR. RUNKLE, IT'S OKAY, 287 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,942 LET ME REPHRASE THE QUESTION. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 288 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,308 NO, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID? 289 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,344 HE AGREED TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH US ANYWAY. 290 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,347 THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE THAT IS THE KIND OF FRIEND HE IS. 291 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,349 AND IT TURNED INTO A TOTAL BOTCH TOO 292 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,617 BECAUSE THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS A SQUIRTER. 293 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,220 PSHHH--A SQUIRTER! - MR. RUNKLE! 294 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,590 - I'M SORRY. 295 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:54,293 A FEMALE EJACULATOR. 296 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,636 - NOTHING FURTHER, YOUR HONOR. 297 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:07,440 - MR. RUNKLE, YOU'RE EXCUSED. 298 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,008 - IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, THE STATE CALLS 299 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,509 KAREN VAN DER BEEK. 300 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:18,218 IN YOUR OPINION, HOW MUCH DID HANK MOODY HATE BILL LEWIS? 301 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,119 - WELL, HATE IS A VERY STRONG WORD. 302 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,023 - I HATE YOU, BILL. 303 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,291 - THAT'S LOVELY, HANK. THANK YOU. 304 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,658 - [loudly] KAREN? KAREN! 305 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,228 - HEY... - KAREN! 306 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,662 CAN I HAVE MY FAMILY BACK NOW? 307 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,965 PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE? 308 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,265 - GO AWAY, HANK. 309 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,503 - I FEEL I MUST WARN YOU, BILL, I HAVE A GUN. 310 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,404 AND I WILL USE IT. 311 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,974 I WILL SHOOT YOU RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES. 312 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,711 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I WILL KICK YOU IN THE CUNT. 313 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,980 - THAT'S A WATER GUN, HANK. 314 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,982 - FILLED WITH HOT SAUCE, MOTHERFUCKER. BANZAI! 315 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:52,418 - HANK, WHAT THE FUCK! WILL YOU GROW UP! 316 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,154 GIVE THAT--STOP. 317 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,687 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAREN-- 318 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,257 HI, KAREN. YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 319 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,960 - ARE YOU OKAY? - SHALL I LINGER? 320 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,996 - NO, NO, I GOT IT. - THIS IS GETTING OLD, HANK. 321 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,498 - NO OLDER THAN YOU ARE, BILL. 322 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,565 BOOYAH! 323 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,302 - SHUT UP. - NAILED IT! 324 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,737 - I'M SORRY...HANK, GO. - OKAY, ARE YOU READY? 325 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,006 - ARE YOU READY TO COME HOME NOW? 326 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,107 - WHAT? - ARE YOU READY TO CALL AN END 327 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,175 TO THIS LITTLE FLIGHT OF FANCY? 328 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,676 BECAUSE GUESS WHAT-- I FORGIVE YOU. 329 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,646 - HANK...SHUT UP. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 330 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,715 - IT'S OVER, OKAY? THE FAT LADY HAS SUNG. 331 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,218 SHE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOU'VE GOTTA GET USED TO THIS. 332 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,386 - LET ME SEE BECCA. - NO, YOU'RE DRUNK. 333 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,056 - SHE'S SEEN ME DRUNK BEFORE. 334 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,490 AND I'M A HAPPY DRUNK, ANYWAY. YEEE... 335 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,624 - GO HOME. - DON'T USE THAT WORD. 336 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,460 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD. 337 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,196 IT'S NOT FAIR. I DON'T HAVE A HOME. 338 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,197 - OKAY, I'M NOT USING IT, OKAY? 339 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,665 GO HOME. - GIVE ME MY GUN. 340 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,731 GIVE ME MY GUN. CAN I HAVE MY GUN BACK? 341 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,034 - YES. [gun squirts] 342 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,270 - OW! OH! 343 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,471 - YOUR CROSS, MS. RHOADS. 344 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,741 - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 345 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,611 YOU BROKE UP WITH MR. MOODY, 346 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,745 MOVED IN WITH MR. LEWIS, AGREED TO MARRY HIM, 347 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,347 BUT LEFT HIM ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT 348 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,815 TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MR. MOODY. 349 00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:59,719 YOU THEN KICKED MR. MOODY OUT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT 350 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,020 HE IMPREGNATED A FRIEND, 351 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,822 MOVED TO NEW YORK FOR A JOB OPPORTUNITY, 352 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,324 LEFT YOUR DAUGHTER IN MR. MOODY'S CARE, 353 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,126 CAME BACK, PLAYED HOUSE SOME MORE. 354 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,128 AND THEN YOU BROKE IT OFF YET AGAIN 355 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,830 WHEN MR. MOODY WAS ACCUSED OF STATUTORY RAPE. 356 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,799 IS THAT CORRECT? 357 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,735 - WOW. 358 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,671 YOU MAKE ME SOUND CRAZY WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE THAT. 359 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,440 - YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE. 360 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:22,709 IS THAT THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS? 361 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,579 - YES. 362 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,351 - NOTHING FURTHER. 363 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,130 - I LIKE THIS WHOLE RECESS IDEA. 364 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,265 TAKES ME BACK TO MY FORMATIVE YEARS. 365 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,398 HOW LONG DO WE GET? 366 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,235 DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A GAME OF KICKBALL? 367 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,703 - MAYBE SHE'LL GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE. 368 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,573 - AH, SHIT. 369 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,243 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO HARD ON HER UP THERE, YOU KNOW. 370 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,778 - DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL? 371 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,379 - IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICK QUESTIONS? 372 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,215 - JUST LET ME DO MY JOB. 373 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,850 YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY. 374 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,786 - I CAN DO THAT. 375 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,557 I THINK. 376 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,394 - HOW DEEP DO THESE FEELINGS RUN, BY THE WAY? 377 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,362 - HUH? 378 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,598 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M DEALING WITH HERE. 379 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:22,335 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING A RELATIONSHIP CONVERSATION 380 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,838 WITH MY LAWYER ON THE FIRST DAY OF MY TRIAL. 381 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,440 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING A RELATIONSHIP CONVERSATION. 382 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,909 - I KNOW. YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL, RIGHT? 383 00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:32,744 - SHUT UP. I AM SERIOUS-- I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF. 384 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,382 - AND...I'M HARD. 385 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,649 - AGAIN. 386 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:40,552 ET TU, RUNKLE-US? 387 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:41,920 - OKAY, YOU-- 388 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:44,157 AFTER ALL THE STORIES WE REHEARSED, 389 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,692 I MISSED THE PART WHERE I SAID, "FUCK IT, 390 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,227 LET'S GO WITH FEMALE EJACULATION!" 391 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,229 - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 392 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,198 HE KEPT--HE WAS TWISTING MY WORDS AROUND. 393 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,931 DID YOU SEE THAT? 394 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,600 I GOT REALLY FUCKING NERVOUS. 395 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,171 - OH, IT'S OKAY, BUDDY BOY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 396 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,907 AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, IT WAS REALLY FUN 397 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,674 HEARING THAT POOP STORY AGAIN. 398 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,712 - I KNOW. RIGHT? [laughs] 399 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:12,219 - IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, THE STATE CALLS WILLIAM LEWIS. 400 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,429 - HERE COMES SWEET DICK WILLIE. 401 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:27,334 DO YOU FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE, SEXUALLY? 402 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:43,515 [Hank muttering indistinctly] 403 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,817 - MIA! 404 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,953 - DADDY? WELCOME HOME. 405 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,622 - GET INSIDE, NOW! 406 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,792 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 407 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,961 - I CAME TO GET MY FAMILY... 408 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,829 BUT I PASSED OUT. 409 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,366 - YOU'RE PATHETIC. - NE-- 410 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,468 - OH, GOOD GOD, MAN, 411 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,804 GET YOURSELF TOGETHER! 412 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,841 - GET ME A STRAINER. I'LL CLEAN IT UP. 413 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,342 I'LL MAKE IT NICE. 414 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,811 - JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 415 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,581 - I CAN DO THAT. 416 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:18,850 JUST DO ME A SOLID, BILL. 417 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,552 DON'T TELL 'EM I WAS HERE. 418 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,789 - THAT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE. 419 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,425 - I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A TURD IN THE PUNCH BOWL. 420 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,694 I JUST REALLY MISS THEM. 421 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,398 - YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DO. THEY'RE PRETTY FANTASTIC. 422 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,301 AND AS MUCH AS YOU BLAME ME, THIS IS YOUR DOING. 423 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,601 - I KNOW THAT. 424 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,804 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SO FUCKED UP? 425 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,875 CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 426 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,911 - YEAH. 427 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:47,847 - YOU'RE A NICE MAN, BILL. 428 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,483 [gags] - OH, JESUS! 429 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,719 ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 430 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,922 - ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE HANDSOME TOO. 431 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,656 A REAL TALL DRINK OF WATER. 432 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,559 I SEE WHAT KAREN SEES IN YOU NOW--I GET IT. 433 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,260 I BET YOU'VE GOT A NICE DONG TOO. 434 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,929 YOU MUST. 435 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,029 - OOH! - KAREN HAS A THING 436 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,298 FOR PRETTY DONGS. 437 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,401 - LET'S GO. - GOOD FOR YOU, BILL. 438 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,302 - SO LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND. 439 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,803 WHEN YOU ARRIVED HOME FROM YOUR BUSINESS TRIP. 440 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:12,871 YOU FOUND HANK AND MIA HAVING SOME SORT OF 441 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,906 POOLSIDE CONVERSATION. 442 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,310 - THAT'S CORRECT. 443 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,811 AND WHEN WAS THAT, EXACTLY? 444 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,680 - JULY 12, 2007. 445 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:24,317 - WHICH WOULD MEAN YOU ARRIVED HOME 446 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,752 AND SAW HANK MOODY HAVING A CONVERSATION 447 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,022 WITH YOUR DAUGHTER PRIOR TO THE NIGHT OF AUGUST 13th? 448 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,090 - YES. 449 00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:33,493 [courtroom murmuring] 450 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,996 - [bangs gavel] QUIET DOWN, PLEASE. QUIET. 451 00:21:37,028 --> 00:21:39,731 - MR. LEWIS, DO YOU BELIEVE 452 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:43,069 THAT HANK MOODY SET OUT TO SLEEP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER 453 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,504 AS A WAY OF GETTING BACK AT YOU? 454 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,006 - I MOST CERTAINLY DO. YES. 455 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:48,640 [scattered murmurs] 456 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:49,509 - [bangs gavel] QUIET. 457 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:54,981 - NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. YOUR WITNESS. 458 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,715 - MR. LEWIS... [clears throat] 459 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,485 WHAT CONDITION WAS THE DEFENDANT IN 460 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,453 WHEN YOU FOUND HIM TALKING TO YOUR DAUGHTER? 461 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,320 - HE WAS DRUNK. 462 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,855 - HOW DRUNK? 463 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,924 - BLOTTO. 464 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,933 [music bleeding through earphones] 465 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:23,943 - [sniffs] 466 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,919 - [groans] 467 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,121 WHO--WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 468 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,990 - I LIVE HERE. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 469 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,993 - MY FAMILY LIVES HERE. I'VE COME TO RESCUE THEM. 470 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:44,464 - HMM. HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 471 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,132 - NOT AS WELL AS I'D PLANNED. 472 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:48,000 - HMM. IF THEY WERE REALLY YOUR FAMILY, 473 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,101 DON'T YOU THINK THEY'D BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW? 474 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,704 - IT'S COMPLICATED. 475 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,443 - YOU REALLY LOVE THEM, DON'T YOU? 476 00:22:56,476 --> 00:23:00,547 - YEAH. SO MUCH SO THAT THE WORDS THEMSELVES 477 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,380 SOUND UNSPEAKABLY LAME. 478 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:06,184 - GOD, THAT'S HOT. 479 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,654 - MIA! 480 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,722 - DADDY? WELCOME HOME. 481 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,459 - GET INSIDE, NOW! 482 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:16,428 - WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK TO MENTION THIS BEFORE? 483 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:19,598 - BECAUSE I--I DIDN'T THINK IT MATTERED. 484 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,667 I MEAN, HE WAS SO DRUNK. 485 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,835 HE WAS IN AND OUT OF SLEEP. 486 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,604 THE NIGHT THAT WE MET AT THE BOOKSTORE, 487 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,441 HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS. NONE. 488 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:34,614 - WHAT WAS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH KAREN LIKE? 489 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:38,485 - IT WAS FINE. SHE WAS NICE. 490 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,587 - I DIDN'T ASK IF SHE WAS NICE. 491 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,589 I ASKED WHAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE 492 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,558 WHEN YOU WERE FORCED TO LIVE TOGETHER UNDER THE SAME ROOF. 493 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,764 - HEY, MIA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING 494 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,934 DRESSED LIKE THAT? - UH, OUT. 495 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,802 - OUT WHERE? 496 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,538 - JUST OUT. WHO CARES? 497 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,040 - I CARE. WHO WITH? 498 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,075 - SOME GUY. 499 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,645 - SOME GUY? WHAT, SOME GUY FROM SCHOOL? 500 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:08,179 - NO, HE'S OLDER. - HE'S OLDER? 501 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,949 OKAY, HOW MUCH OLDER? 502 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,784 - SIGNIFICANTLY. 503 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:12,952 - MIA, COME ON. 504 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:14,986 YOUR DAD'S OUT OF TOWN. 505 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,689 HE IS NOT GONNA WANT YOU TRAMPING AROUND 506 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:17,757 WITH SOME OLDER GUY. 507 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,025 - MY DAD'S ALWAYS OUT OF TOWN. 508 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,993 I DON'T THINK HE CARES ABOUT MY WHEREABOUTS. 509 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,496 - MIA, COME ON. 510 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:26,065 HEY, BECCA AND I, WE'RE GONNA WATCH A MOVIE. 511 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:28,099 UM, MANHATTAN. I JUST-- 512 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,002 YOU WANT TO JOIN US? 513 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:32,671 - I DON'T WANT TO SEE A MOVIE. I WANT TO GO OUT. 514 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:34,140 BUT YOU KNOW, MAYBE-- MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T. 515 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,941 MAYBE THERE'S TROUBLE OUT THERE. 516 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,109 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 517 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,177 - WELL, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT? 518 00:24:38,209 --> 00:24:39,277 DON'T YOU EVER WANT TO JUST GO OUT 519 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,713 AND GET INTO TROUBLE? - SURE, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 520 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,583 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I WISH ONCE IN A WHILE 521 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:44,751 SOMEONE HAD ASKED ME TO STAY IN 522 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,519 AND WATCH A MOVIE INSTEAD. 523 00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:49,556 COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 524 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,758 - NAH, I'M GONNA GO. - MIA, 525 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,626 YOU KNOW WHAT, AT THIS POINT I'M NOT REALLY ASKING YOU, 526 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,727 I'M TELLING YOU. - OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME. 527 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:56,763 - YEAH. - [chuckles] OH. 528 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,164 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 529 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,567 - DON'T TEST ME. - [laughs] 530 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,500 FUCK YOU. 531 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,806 SHE WAS JUST BEING SWEET. 532 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,176 BUT THAT JUST MADE ME MORE MAD, YOU KNOW. 533 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,079 MY MOTHER WAS DEAD, 534 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:16,214 AND MY FATHER DECIDED TO BURY HIS GRIEF 535 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,217 IN A NEW GIRLFRIEND. 536 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,121 I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT AND GET INTO TROUBLE. 537 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:25,692 AT THE SAME TIME, I WANTED HER TO STOP ME. 538 00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:28,226 IT FELT GOOD, SOMEONE CARING ENOUGH TO SAY NO, 539 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:32,163 BUT I JUST TOLD HER, "FUCK OFF," AND I STORMED OUT. 540 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,298 THAT GUY WAS A JERK. 541 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,301 I LEFT HIM AT SOME BAR ON ABBOT KINNEY, 542 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,769 AND I STARTED WALKING HOME THINKING 543 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:41,741 I'D CATCH WHATEVER WAS LEFT OF MANHATTAN. 544 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:46,646 BUT THEN I WANDERED INTO THE BOOKSTORE, 545 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:50,717 AND I FOUND THE TROUBLE THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 546 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,822 - NOTHING FURTHER. 547 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:05,031 - * I AM WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE * 548 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,798 - THAT WAS HORRIBLE. 549 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,902 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING THIS IS YOUR LIFE IN 3-D, 550 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:13,139 ON ACID, WITH MY CREEPY UNCLE'S DICK ON MY SHOULDER. 551 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,006 - WHAT THE FUCK, HANK? - WHAT THE FUCK WHAT? 552 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,610 - THAT JURY IS NOW UNDER THE ASSUMPTION 553 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,646 THAT YOU KNEW MIA BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY SLEPT TOGETHER. 554 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,545 - YES, BUT-- 555 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,913 - THE SEED OF DOUBT HAS BEEN PLANTED. 556 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:25,251 THAT'S ALL IT TAKES. DO YOU-- 557 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,820 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 558 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,829 - WHEW, SOME DAY, HUH? 559 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,265 - SO YOU KNEW WHO SHE WAS ALL ALONG? 560 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,200 - NO, NOT YOU TOO, KAREN. 561 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,034 NO, I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THAT. NONE. 562 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:45,672 - AMNESIA. CONVENIENT. 563 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,306 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THOSE DAYS WERE ALL A BLUR TO ME. 564 00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:49,141 - IUNDERSTAND. YEAH. 565 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:52,645 YOU CAN'T REMEMBER. I WILL NEVER FORGET! 566 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,180 - IT'S THAT ASSHOLE'S JOB 567 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,882 TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE. 568 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,349 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD. 569 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,753 - THE ONLY THING I'M GUILTY OF IS POOR JUDGMENT. 570 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,355 - YEAH, ME TOO. FUCK YOU! 571 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,329 - * HEY 572 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:18,770 * 573 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,172 * UNH 574 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:27,913 * RUNNIN' A LONG WAY 575 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:31,983 * I AM WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE * 576 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,952 * I'M WANTED EVERYWHERE 577 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,322 * I'VE GOT TO SURVIVE 578 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,824 * NOW, ALL I'M TRYING TO DO 579 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,192 * IS FIND A PEACEFUL PLACE 580 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:44,797 * BUT THEY SAY I HAVE AN OUTLAW FACE * 581 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,332 * HUH, MY LORD 582 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,768 * I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE 583 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:50,737 [chuckling] 584 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:53,740 * I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE 585 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:57,408 * THEY SAY I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE * 586 00:27:57,443 --> 00:28:01,380 * OH, MY, YES I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE * 587 00:28:01,412 --> 00:28:04,150 * I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE 588 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:08,353 * OH, MY LORD I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE * 589 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,356 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com