1 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:11,379 - YOU'RE AMAZING. A GODDESS. 2 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,747 YOU DESERVE THE WHITE DRESS AND THE HAPPY ENDING. 3 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:15,383 I'M JUST NOT THE GUY TO GIVE IT TO YOU. 4 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,650 - THIS MAN'S A MONSTER. 5 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,087 HE LIKES TO FUCK WOMEN IN THE ASS, 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,123 AND THEN TELL THEM THAT HE JUST WANTS TO KEEP IT CASUAL. 7 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,292 - GUYS, IT'S REALLY NICE TO BE FOUGHT OVER, BUT-- 8 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,160 - OH, MY GOD! THIS IS NEVER GOING ANYWHERE, IS IT? 9 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,395 - WHAT? 10 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,197 - YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO COMMIT TO ANOTHER WOMAN. 11 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,264 CONGRATULATIONS, KAREN. 12 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,832 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, BUT-- 13 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,700 - WHAT? 14 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,568 - I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME. 15 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,204 BUT I CAN NO LONGER BE YOUR HUSBAND. 16 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,139 - IT'S SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF. 17 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,140 - NOW WHAT? 18 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,275 - YOU STAY HERE, STAND STILL, 19 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,110 DON'T MOVE. 20 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,112 HERE, TONIGHT, HAVE DINNER WITH ME. 21 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,547 - GOD DAMN IT, THE TRUTH JUST SOUNDS BETTER. 22 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,149 - [screams] 23 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,683 OOF! 24 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,719 - JUST, COME ON, TELL ME "I LOVE YOU." 25 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,587 JUST ONE TIME, TELL ME. 26 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:54,688 - JUST COME HOME. 27 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,590 - I SAW THAT! - HO! JESUS. 28 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,159 - OH, I THINK IT'S THE PILLS. 29 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,260 - WHAT PILLS? 30 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,661 - I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING. 31 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:01,795 I STARTED TAKING THESE ANTIDEPRESSANTS. 32 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,264 - HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU TAKE? 33 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,465 - NO MORE THAN YOU DID. 34 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,367 - WHAT DID-- WHAT DID YOU DO? 35 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,703 CARRIE, WHAT DID YOU DO? 36 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,673 - ONLY WHAT YOU MADE ME. 37 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,275 TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 38 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,583 [Johnny Thunder's You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory] 39 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,486 - * FEEL SO COLD ALL ALONE 40 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,856 * 'CAUSE, BABY, YOU'RE NOT AT HOME * 41 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:33,594 * AND WHEN I'M HOME 42 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:38,332 * BIG DEAL, I'M STILL ALONE 43 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:42,203 * YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY * 44 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,906 * YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY * 45 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,843 * YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY * 46 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,312 * DON'T TRY... 47 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,447 - HELLO. - HEY. 48 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,249 - CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 49 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,418 - UM, I THINK THAT'S MY LINE. 50 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,353 - AH. HANK. 51 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,588 - AND? 52 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,623 - AND...IT'S NICE TO MEET ME? 53 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,158 - UM... 54 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:05,526 - I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK THIS IS THE PART 55 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,894 WHERE YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME. 56 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,562 - WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 57 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,798 - BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN POLITE SOCIETY, LADY. 58 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,633 THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES US FROM THE MONKEYS. 59 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:16,270 AND PEOPLE FROM LONG ISLAND. 60 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:19,373 KAREN, KAREN, KAREN. - WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? 61 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:20,908 - IT'S JUST SO NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 62 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,511 - WHAT? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 63 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:24,612 - SOMETHING MORE EXOTIC. 64 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,580 I MEAN, YOU SEEM LIKE A SASHA. 65 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,516 OR A--OR A PASHA. 66 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,750 - PASHA? 67 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:30,918 - DEFINITELY AN "ASHA" OF SOME SORT. 68 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,520 - I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT. 69 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:33,887 - I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED. 70 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,290 I MEAN, IF I WAS ANY MORE EXCITED, 71 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,692 MY ENORMOUS MAN-SIZED DIAPER WOULD BE SOAKING WET. 72 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,361 AND THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. 73 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,296 - THAT'S DISGUSTING. - YET ENDEARING. 74 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,198 - NOT REALLY. 75 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:47,535 - REFILL? 76 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:50,638 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, HANK? 77 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:54,608 BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO FEEL REALLY FUCKING GROOVY. 78 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,810 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 79 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:00,848 - ONLY WHAT YOU MADE ME... 80 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:04,452 [echoing] TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 81 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,698 - HELLO AGAIN. 82 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:18,999 - I LOVE YOU. 83 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,603 - I'M GONNA LET SOME LIGHT IN. 84 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:26,740 HEY, TELL ME... 85 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,978 WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER? - HMM? 86 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,614 I REMEMBER EVERYTHING... KAREN. 87 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,716 - NO. ABOUT THAT NIGHT. 88 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,351 - OH. - YOU NEVER... 89 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,019 YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR DINNER. 90 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,021 I KEPT CALLING YOU. YOU DIDN'T PICK UP. 91 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,991 I GOT WORRIED, SO I DROVE UP TO CHARLIE'S. 92 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,859 AND WHEN I ARRIVED, THE DOOR WAS OPEN. 93 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:50,964 AND THAT'S-- THAT'S WHERE I FOUND YOU. 94 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,366 AND HER. 95 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,269 - CARRIE? - YEAH. 96 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:58,472 - I DIDN'T FUCK HER, KAREN. I SWEAR. 97 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,774 - IT SO DOESN'T MATTER. 98 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:04,945 - IT SO DOES MATTER. 99 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,748 SHE MADE ME A DRINK. 100 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,451 A REALLY STRONG DRINK. 101 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,985 - APPARENTLY. 102 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,887 - AM I GONNA BE OKAY? 103 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,490 - YOU'VE BEEN IN AND OUT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS NOW. 104 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,327 BUT THE DOCTORS... 105 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,662 THEY THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 106 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:26,334 - WELL, TOO BAD FOR YOU. 107 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:30,371 WHAT ABOUT HER? 108 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:37,911 [steady mechanical breathing] 109 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,321 - HANK? 110 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,858 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? 111 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,726 WE HAD DINNER ONCE. 112 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,695 - YOU'RE HER FRIEND. 113 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,597 MELISSA, RIGHT? 114 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,698 - SARAH. 115 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,033 - SARAH. APOLOGIES. 116 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,736 [stammers] SORRY. - NO WORRIES. 117 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,539 WE'RE ALL INTERCHANGEABLE, RIGHT, US LADIES? 118 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,875 - NO, THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT ME. 119 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,943 I-I DON'T THINK THAT WAY. 120 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,812 - UH-HUH. 121 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,081 - HOW IS SHE? 122 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,749 - WELL, UH... [clears throat] 123 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:19,687 SHE'S BEEN ON LIFE SUPPORT SINCE SHE GOT HERE. 124 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,955 NO SIGNS OF IMPROVEMENT. 125 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,658 NO SIGNS OF ANYTHING REALLY. 126 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,360 SHE'S GONE. 127 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,962 WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE PARENTS TO PULL THE PLUG. 128 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,598 SEE, UNLIKE YOU, 129 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:33,801 THEY'RE HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME LETTING HER GO. 130 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,370 SHE LOVED YOU, HANK. 131 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,706 DESPITE ALL THE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY, 132 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,841 SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE. 133 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,443 NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD HER 134 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,144 TO LET YOU GO OR JUST WALK AWAY, 135 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,746 SHE WOULDN'T DO IT. 136 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,649 [sniffles] I JUST WISH YOU WOULD HAVE LET HER DOWN 137 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,651 A LITTLE EASIER. 138 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,388 A LITTLE SOONER. 139 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,656 [whimpers] 140 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,124 HOW DARE YOU! 141 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,726 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 142 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,094 OR DO YOU WANT TO WAIT TILL THE PARENTS COME HERE? 143 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:05,399 BECAUSE THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 144 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:08,569 - SWEETIE, ARE YOU OKAY? - NO, NO, NO. 145 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,370 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 146 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:18,579 [edgy rock music] 147 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:23,884 * 148 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,420 - SLOW DOWN, BUDDY. 149 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,155 YOU'RE APPROACHING BLOTTO. - THANK GOODNESS. 150 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,723 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 151 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,492 NEXT STOP, BLACKOUT STATION. 152 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,026 I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THERE A LOT SOONER, 153 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,895 BUT WHO'S THE SQUISHY LITTLE PUSSY FART 154 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,530 WHO WOULDN'T GO BUY DRUGS WITH ME? 155 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:37,931 - JUST WANTED TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 156 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,767 BLOW THE STINK OFF. 157 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,769 - [sniffs] 158 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,471 I LIKE MY STINK. 159 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:46,039 IT'S LIKE OBSESSION FOR DIRT BAGS. 160 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:51,545 - SO I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU! 161 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,850 NOT EVEN A SMILE? YOU ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN I DO THAT. 162 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,553 - I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE LAUGHING THESE DAYS. 163 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,054 OR WORKING, FOR THAT MATTER. 164 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,623 THE VERY THOUGHT MAKES MY ASSHOLE QUIVER. 165 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:05,192 NO, ACTUALLY, MORE LIKE A THROB. 166 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,027 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THROBBING ASSHOLE, CHARLIE? 167 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,597 - I HAVE. - I BET. 168 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,032 - YOU'VE BEEN HOME A WEEK, HANK. 169 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,634 YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. 170 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,035 YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND PULVERIZING YOUR LIVER. 171 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,470 - YEAH, THAT. 172 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,206 AND I'M CONTEMPLATING A NEW NOVEL! 173 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:21,809 - THAT'S GREAT! REALLY? 174 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,777 - YEAH, IT'S ABOUT A MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT 175 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:24,812 WHO DRINKS HIMSELF TO DEATH. 176 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,013 I'M IN THE RESEARCH PHASE. 177 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,882 - YOU GOT TO GET PAST THIS, MAN. 178 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,217 YOU GOT TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. 179 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,685 - I DON'T GOT TO DO NOTHING 180 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,787 BUT STAY BLACK AND DIE, [falsetto] MOTHERFUCKER. 181 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,222 - IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 182 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,157 SHE WAS FUCKING LOONEY TUNES! 183 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,159 SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU, HANK. 184 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,731 OW! 185 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:44,898 FUCK! 186 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,099 WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 187 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,701 - YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT. 188 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,269 - SOME CRAZY BITCH TRIES TO KILL YOU, 189 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,704 YOU DEFEND HER HONOR. 190 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,205 YOUR BEST FRIEND TRIES TO HELP YOU, 191 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,774 YOU PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. 192 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,242 YOU'RE A REAL FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW THAT? 193 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,077 - THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 194 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:02,816 [coughs] 195 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:07,054 - WHAT DO YOU SEE US BECOMING, EVENTUALLY? 196 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,222 - LOOK, YOU'RE AMAZING, OKAY? 197 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,791 - UH, I JUST, UM... 198 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,861 - [mutters, squawks] COME ON, JUST OUT WITH IT. 199 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,829 JUST SAY IT. - EXCUSE ME? 200 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,130 - YOU'RE EXCUSED, NANCY. 201 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,766 BUT JUST-- JUST RIP THE BAND-AID OFF. 202 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,167 IT'S THE ONLY DECENT THING TO DO. 203 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,135 - THANKS. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, OLD-TIMER. 204 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,604 - OH, HEY, I MAY BE OLD. 205 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,105 BUT I'M NOT SUCH A GEEZER 206 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,240 THAT I CAN'T DICK-SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 207 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,876 MY FATHER USED TO ALWAYS SAY THAT TO ME. 208 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,211 OH, GOOD OLD DAD. - YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. 209 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,746 IF YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME, JUST DO IT. 210 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,147 - YOU GO, GIRL. 211 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,716 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING. 212 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,284 - NO, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WASTING MY TIME. 213 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,986 IF YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT ME, ABOUT US, 214 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,989 THEN I NEED TO KNOW. - NEED TO KNOW! 215 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,791 - YOU KNOW... 216 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:47,661 IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST LET ME FINISH. 217 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,168 - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. 218 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,705 YOU FUCKED UP MY PROPOSAL. 219 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,274 - FAIR ENOUGH. 220 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:07,581 [edgy rock music] 221 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:11,819 * 222 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:12,886 [thud] 223 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:15,856 [coughs] 224 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,762 [grunts] 225 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,898 [tinny Pop Goes the Weasel playing] 226 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:28,001 * 227 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,169 - DADDY? 228 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,871 - FUCK ME! 229 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,206 - YOU SMELL FUNNY. 230 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,348 - HEY, WHAT'S UP SLUGGER? 231 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,783 HMM. 232 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,886 GUESS WHAT? I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY, YEAH? 233 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,990 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE, UH, SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN. 234 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,692 ALL RIGHT? 235 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,094 NO SCREAMING? 236 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,262 YEAH? 237 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:03,904 I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT'S ALL THERE. 238 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,713 - [shrieks] 239 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,381 - YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVE COOL NEIGHBORS. 240 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,149 - I DON'T KNOW HOW COOL THEY ARE. 241 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:19,720 THEY LEFT THEIR KID'S BEDROOM DOOR WIDE FUCKING OPEN. 242 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,255 - YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T TRY ANYTHING WITH THAT KID. 243 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,291 - WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT? 244 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,759 - I DON'T KNOW. 245 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,127 IT'S DARK. YOU'RE DRUNK. 246 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,296 HOLES IS HOLES, HANK. 247 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,431 - YOU SHOULD BE TESTED FOR SOMETHING, CHARLIE. 248 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,900 - ARMS. - NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT, 249 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,868 BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY ON THE SPECTRUM. 250 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,271 - [rhyming] REACH FOR THE SKY. IT'S BEDDY-BYE. 251 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,210 - OH, DON'T FORGET THE PANTS. 252 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,946 * CANNOT SLEEP IN MY PANTS 253 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,447 - [scoffs] JESUS! 254 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,817 WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED THESE BAD BOYS, HANK? 255 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,685 HUH? OR YOURSELF, FOR THAT MATTER. 256 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,321 - I THINK THE NURSES GAVE ME A SPONGE BATH IN THE HOSPITAL. 257 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,956 BUT I COULD HAVE DREAMED THAT. 258 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,291 - YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MAN. 259 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,027 - HOW DO YOU PROPOSE I DO THAT, CHARLIE? 260 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,196 AND ONCE I'VE GATHERED UP ALL MY PRETTY LITTLE TURDS, 261 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,431 WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO WITH THEM? 262 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,999 - YOU'VE GOT KAREN TO THINK ABOUT. 263 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,235 AND BECCA. - THEY'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME. 264 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,436 THE BOTH OF 'EM. 265 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,904 ALL I EVER DO IS FUCK THEIR SHIT UP. 266 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,040 ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLEEP. 267 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,475 SLEEP TILL I CAN SLEEP NO MORE. 268 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,979 AND THEN MAKE MYSELF SLEEPY ALL OVER AGAIN. 269 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,084 CAN I AT LEAST GET YOUR NUMBER? 270 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,820 YOU KNOW, YOUR DIGITS. CAN I GET YOUR DIGITS? 271 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,722 YOU LIKE THE WAY I SAY THAT? DIGITS, LIKE THE KIDS? 272 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,791 - YOU'RE NOT USED TO HEARING NO, ARE YOU? 273 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:31,792 - YES, I AM. 274 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,260 IT'S JUST USUALLY I COULD GIVE A SHIT LESS. 275 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,928 TONIGHT I DO, FOR SOME REASON. 276 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,130 - [laughs] 277 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,498 HANK. - YES. 278 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,801 - I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 279 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,102 - OF COURSE, YOU DO. - [laughs] 280 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,403 - HOW COULD YOU NOT? 281 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,338 BUT I THINK IF WE PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER 282 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,140 WE CAN OVERCOME SUCH OBSTACLES. 283 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,342 I HAVE FAITH IN US. 284 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,078 - I GOT TO BOUNCE. 285 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,346 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 286 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,983 - IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 287 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,851 - GOOD NIGHT. 288 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:58,919 - GOOD MORNING... 289 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,121 KAREN. 290 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:18,005 KAREN...KAREN. - LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE. 291 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,910 - WHAT IF SHE'S THE ONE? - [laughs] 292 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,244 OH, GO ON. 293 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,046 YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP HURTING HER. 294 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,148 AND WHO KNOWS? 295 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,983 SHE MIGHT EVEN, YOU KNOW... 296 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,318 CCCHHH! 297 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:37,757 [urinating] 298 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,997 - 3.5 BATHS, HANK. 299 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,232 3.5. 300 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,869 - SEEMED TOO FAR TO GO. 301 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,938 - YOU'RE UP EARLY. - NEVER WENT TO BED. 302 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,172 - OF COURSE NOT. 303 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,475 - I CAN'T GET DRUNK ENOUGH ANYMORE, CHARLIE. 304 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,877 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 305 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,278 WE'RE OUT OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. 306 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,847 - COME ON. GET IN THE CAR. 307 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,448 WE'LL GET YOU SOME. - FUCK YOU. 308 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,383 YOU'RE MY AGENT. YOU GO GET ME SOME. 309 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,153 - GET IN THE CAR! 310 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,055 WE'RE TAKING A FIELD TRIP. 311 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,457 - [sighs] 312 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,300 GAAAAH! 313 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,903 DEE-LICIOUS! 314 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,446 - HEY. 315 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,150 - [mutters] 316 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,155 THAT'S A WEIRD-LOOKING LIQUOR STORE. 317 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,995 - WELCOME ABOARD AIR FORCE 69, GENTLEMEN. 318 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,062 - WELL, THANK YOU. 319 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,630 - HANK MOODY! 320 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,499 - OH, I MUST BE REALLY FUCKING DRUNK. 321 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,901 IS THAT ATTICUS FETCH? 322 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:57,905 - BAUDELAIRE, BUKOWSKI, AND OSCAR WILDE 323 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,341 ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE TALENTED MOTHERFUCKING WRITER. 324 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,142 RESPECT. 325 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,944 - REMEMBER THAT FOR MY TOMBSTONE. 326 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,612 - YOU READY TO TAKE THIS JOURNEY WITH ME? 327 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,647 - THAT DEPENDS. IS THIS A DOMESTIC FLIGHT? 328 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,317 I'M NOT SURE I HAVE A VALID PASSPORT. DO I? 329 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,952 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 330 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,254 - UH, HE'S JUST A LITTLE BIT DRUNK RIGHT NOW. 331 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,555 - WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION: 332 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:20,427 WHY AM I NOT A LITTLE BIT DRUNK RIGHT NOW? 333 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,528 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 334 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,896 - IS THAT BLACK HAWK DOWN? 335 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,131 - THAT'S THE SUDAN. 336 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,966 IT'S MY OWN PRIVATE SATELLITE FEED. 337 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,235 IF I WITNESS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, 338 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,338 I JUST PICK UP THE PHONE [snaps fingers] AND REPORT IT. 339 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,405 OR I CAN WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT. 340 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,341 ALL THIS MEANS PRECIOUS LITTLE 341 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,145 WHEN YOU'VE WATCHED A GOVERNMENT BOMB ITS OWN CIVILIANS. 342 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,013 DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE, HANK? 343 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,083 - OH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M ALIVE RIGHT NOW. 344 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,985 - CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE 345 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,954 IS MY WIFE'S FAVORITE MOVIE. 346 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,957 - YEAH, WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 347 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,564 - APOLOGIES, DARLING, BUT I DON'T THINK 348 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,299 I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO COME RIGHT NOW. 349 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,633 IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 350 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,136 I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT MEETING THIS MAN. 351 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,537 - OH, THANK YOU, ATTICUS. 352 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,673 IT WAS AN HONOR AND A PRIVILEGE TO HOLD YOUR PENIS 353 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:07,707 FOR AS LONG AS I DID. 354 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,978 - YOU'RE WELCOME, PUMPKIN. 355 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,179 [laughs] 356 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,981 [slap] - OOH! 357 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,283 - PERSONALLY, I HATE THE FUCKING THING. 358 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,986 [long sniff] 359 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,655 I THINK IT'S A HUGE PIECE OF MAINSTREAM HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT. 360 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,125 [plays piano] * MY OLD LADY 361 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,326 * SHE LOVES IT 362 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,261 * SHE FUCKING LOVES IT 363 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,297 - WELL, WHAT DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT HANDJOBS? 364 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,565 - * HANDJOBS ARE DIFFERENT 365 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,700 - I DON'T THINK THEY ARE. 366 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,635 - * HANDJOBS DON'T COUNT 367 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,505 - I THINK THEY DO. 368 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,641 - * I BEG TO DIFFER 369 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:47,080 - [deep voice] * I CAN SEE IT FROM BOTH SIDES * 370 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,283 * OH, YEAH 371 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,619 - SO I SAID, "IF I'M GONNA DO THIS THING, 372 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,322 GET ME THE GUY WHO WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK." 373 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,157 - AND HERE I AM. DO WHAT? 374 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,558 - GOD HATES US ALL. 375 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,560 I FUCKING LOVED IT, MAN. 376 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,529 THAT WAS WHEN IT ALL CAME TOGETHER FOR ME. 377 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,132 IT WAS LIKE GOD CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN 378 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:09,602 AND LAID HIS MASSIVE, VEINY BALL SACK ON MY FACE. 379 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,138 AND WHEN HE TOOK IT AWAY, 380 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,574 IT LEFT A STAIN IN THE FORM OF AN IDEA. 381 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,942 MAKE IT A ROCK OPERA! 382 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:20,247 LIKE TOMMY OR HAIR OR JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR. 383 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,614 I MEAN, IF FUCKING BONO 384 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,217 CAN DO SPIDER-MAN THE FUCKING MUSICAL, 385 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,518 I THINK I CAN DO THIS. 386 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,487 - WELL, DO WHAT? 387 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,756 - CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE. 388 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,192 HANK, THEY'RE TURNING IT INTO A BROADWAY MUSICAL. 389 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,362 - OH, THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. - THAT'S WHAT I SAID! 390 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,297 BUT YOU AND ME TOGETHER, 391 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,499 I RECKON WE COULD DO SOMETHING COOL WITH IT. 392 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,567 YOU WRITE THE SCRIPT, 393 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,202 I WRITE THE MUSIC AND LYRICS. 394 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,704 LET'S MAKE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE, MAN! 395 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,074 ABOUT--ABOUT LOVE. 396 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,242 BECAUSE LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED. 397 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,211 ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS 398 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:55,148 EVENTUALLY COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH LOVE. 399 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:59,286 [emotional] AND WHO DO YOU RECKON WINS? 400 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,653 LOVE! 401 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,055 IT'S FUCKING OVER, MAN! 402 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,690 LOVE CONQUERS ALL! WHAT DO YOU SAY? 403 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,125 - I DON'T THINK SO. 404 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,560 - THINK ABOUT IT. - THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 405 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,363 - BUT YOU'RE AN ADMIRER OF MY WORK, AS I AM OF YOURS. 406 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,199 - NOT PARTICULARLY, NO. 407 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,666 - REALLY. 408 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,802 - THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU'RE A HUGE FAN. 409 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,570 - OH, THEY MISSPOKE. 410 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,440 - AND, UH... 411 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,842 WHY ARE YOU NOT A FAN? 412 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,378 - UH, YOU'RE SMUG, YOU'RE POMPOUS. 413 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,747 THERE'S NO COCK IN YOUR ROCK ANYMORE. 414 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,716 YOU'RE A FUCKING DINOSAUR, MAN. 415 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,751 - JESUS! FUCK YOU! 416 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,153 - FUCK YOU. YOU ASKED. 417 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,321 - FUCK YOU! 418 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,322 - OOH! 419 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,460 [slaps] - AAH! 420 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,095 - OOH. - [coughing] 421 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,368 - [squeals] 422 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,111 - BECCA! 423 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,315 A BAR IS NO PLACE FOR A YOUNG LADY. 424 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,584 - I AGREE. 425 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,820 BUT HERE I AM. HAPPY DAY. 426 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,422 - PULL UP A SEAT. 427 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,790 I'LL GET YOU A SARSAPARILLA. 428 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,260 BARKEEP, SARSAPARILLA. 429 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,329 - LOOK, DAD... - [grunts] 430 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,465 - I KNOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A VERY TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW. 431 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,899 BUT YOU'VE GOT US ALL WORRIED. 432 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,668 - WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND 433 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,902 THAT I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT. 434 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,339 - OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME, THEN. 435 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,675 I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS, 436 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,210 AND SOME...GREAT NEWS. 437 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,146 - TYLER STEPPED IN FRONT OF A BUS 438 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,815 AND HIS CORPSE WAS BRUTALLY RAPED BY HIPSTER ZOMBIES? 439 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,151 - TYLER AND I BROKE UP. 440 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,219 - YES! 441 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,820 OH, MM. REALLY? 442 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,422 [stammers] WHEN WAS THAT? 443 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,456 WHERE THE FUCK WAS I? 444 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,624 - IN THE HOSPITAL. 445 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,626 THEN YOU WENT HOME AND GOT DRUNK. 446 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,628 - OH, YEAH. 447 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,230 - FOR A MONTH. 448 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,666 - OKAY, YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW. 449 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,502 HOW, UH-- HOW ARE YOU WITH THAT? 450 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,936 - I'M FINE. 451 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,571 I THOUGHT IT WAS LOVE. 452 00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,939 TURNS OUT IT WAS LUST. 453 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,275 - OHH... 454 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,711 - I HAVE A FEELING THAT WILL HAPPEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN, 455 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,379 UNTIL SOMETHING STICKS. 456 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,348 - SWEETHEART, YOU ARE... 457 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,251 WISE AND BEAUTIFUL BEYOND YOUR YEARS... 458 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,353 AND DESERVING OF A FAR BETTER FATHER 459 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,189 THAN THE BARSTOOL PROPHET THAT SITS BESIDE YOU. 460 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,357 - I KNOW. 461 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,460 POINT IS, I GRIEVED AND I MOVED ON. 462 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,695 TAKE A LESSON. - OH. 463 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,232 THANKS, COACH. 464 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,300 SO, WHAT'S YOUR NEWS? 465 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,370 - WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SAVE YOU A SHITLOAD OF MONEY. 466 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,070 - HMM? 467 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,939 - I'M DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL. 468 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,208 - OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 469 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,710 - AND HERE COMES THE GREAT NEWS. 470 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,412 I WANT TO BE A WRITER. 471 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,580 - WHY? 472 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,948 BEING A WRITER SUCKS. 473 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,716 - EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN THROUGH IN MY LIFE 474 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,385 HAS LED ME TO THIS. 475 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,954 FOR BETTER OR WORSE, I'M MY FATHER'S DAUGHTER. 476 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,823 I WANT TO START LIVING OUT LOUD. 477 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,693 LAUGHING, LOVING, DRINKING, FUCKING. 478 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,228 AND I WANT TO START WRITING ABOUT IT. 479 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,263 - UH... 480 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,063 - ALL OF IT. 481 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,432 - NO, NO. WHO ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 482 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,701 - I REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D BE MORE SUPPORTIVE. 483 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,769 YOU DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE. 484 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,304 - YEAH, LIKE, SIX TIMES. 485 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,406 AND LOOK AT ME. I'M A FUCKING DISASTER-PIECE. 486 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,441 - I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. I'M STILL DOING IT. 487 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,977 - YEAH, NO, YOU'RE NOT, BECCA. - WHY? 488 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,712 - BECAUSE I'M YOUR FUCKING FATHER, THAT'S WHY. 489 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,314 - YOU'RE FUNNY. SOME FATHER. 490 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,983 - JESUS CHRIST, BECCA. HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT. 491 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,451 - HEY, EVERYTHING OKAY OVER HERE? 492 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,720 - FUCK OFF, BARKEEP. GO. [peanuts clattering] 493 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,954 - HANK, I'M WARNING YOU. 494 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,324 YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE? - MIND YOUR OWN-- 495 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,592 - YOU WANT ME TO CALL SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING? 496 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,659 - I WARNED YOU, HANK. 497 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,794 - UHH! 498 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,429 - SORRY, HONEY. 499 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,464 - HE'LL LIVE TO WASTE ANOTHER DAY. 500 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,333 - THERE GOES YOUR TIP. 501 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:37,304 - WELL, I, FOR ONE, REALLY LOVED YOUR BOOK, OPHELIA. 502 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,972 YOUR SHIT REALLY SPEAKS TO ME. 503 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,908 YOU KNOW, ALL MY LIFE, I'VE DEFINED MYSELF 504 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,344 BY WHATEVER IDIOT MAN-CHILD 505 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,946 I WAS SPREADING MY LEGS FOR AT THE TIME. 506 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,583 AND NO MORE, I TELL YOU, NO MORE. 507 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:51,951 - GOOD FOR YOU, MARCY. 508 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,386 YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT. 509 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,323 YOU DON'T NEED A MAN TO BE HAPPY. 510 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,425 I'M LIVING PROOF. - SEE? 511 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,393 THAT'S WHAT THIS SKINNY BITCH 512 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,894 HAS TO GET THROUGH HER THICK SKULL. 513 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,463 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU, HONEY. 514 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,499 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT MEN ARE ENTIRELY TO BLAME. 515 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,767 - OH, THEY ARE, KAREN. 516 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,637 MY ENTIRE THESIS IS BUILT ON THIS IDEA. 517 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,805 MEN ARE WILD ANIMALS. 518 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,874 AND THEY MUST BE REGARDED AS SUCH. 519 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,376 - MM. 520 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,778 - I THINK THAT'S A TAD HYSTERICAL. 521 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,313 - KAREN! KAREN! 522 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,749 I NEED YOU TO DRESS THIS WOUND. 523 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,050 - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? WHAT HAPPENED? 524 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,585 - I'D LIKE A DRINK. NOW WOULD BE GOOD. 525 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,954 NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT, YOU KNOW. [sneezes] 526 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,323 both: OH. - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 527 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,425 I'M SORRY. - WHAT IS THIS STUFF? 528 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,527 THE FUCKING VAGINA DIALOGUES? 529 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,795 [sniffs out] - OH! 530 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:39,466 [upbeat music] 531 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:47,640 * 532 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,409 OH, SHIT. 533 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,544 THIS BETTER NOT BE AN INTERVENTION. 534 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,380 - YES, HANK, IT IS. 535 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,114 BUT IT'S ALSO AN ACT OF LOVE. 536 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,517 - BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT ABSTAINING. 537 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,451 - EXACTLY. 538 00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,952 THIS IS ABOUT YOU FINDING YOUR WAY BACK 539 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,888 TO BEING THE FUNCTIONAL ALCOHOLIC 540 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:02,822 THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE. 541 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,624 - WE MISS THAT GUY, HANKY. 542 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,692 - IT'S TRUE, DAD. 543 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,427 YOU USED TO BE SUCH A GOOD DRUNK. 544 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,961 NOW YOU'RE JUST DISGUSTING. 545 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,830 AND BLOATED. 546 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,932 AND SMELLY. 547 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,834 - WELL, THANKS FOR THAT, DAUGHTER. 548 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,002 - IT HAS TO END. 549 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,638 - THINK OF IT AS A VACATION, HANK. 550 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,839 HEY, HEY, GET THIS. 551 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,541 THE PLACE IS CALLED HAPPY ENDINGS. 552 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,142 YOU KNOW, I THINK I COULD USE A STAY THERE MYSELF. 553 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,844 THE INTERNET PORN THING IS REALLY STARTING 554 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:25,945 TO SUCK ME BACK IN. 555 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,415 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS TUBEGALORE? 556 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,982 HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED THIS? 557 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,951 IT IS A VORTEX, HANK. 558 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,521 A SWIRLING, BLACK CAULDRON OF SEXUALITY. 559 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,723 I SAT DOWN AT THE COMPUTER, THE OTHER MORNING, 560 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,025 I TYPED IN "AMATEUR BBW." 561 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,727 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, IT'S DINNERTIME. 562 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,994 - OH. - WHAT? 563 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,731 - EW! - WHAT? I'M BEING TRUTHFUL! 564 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,066 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER SHARED A BED WITH YOU. 565 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,603 - THEN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING ON YOUR SECOND EX-HUSBAND. 566 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:53,806 OH, AND I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BACK TO RENTING. 567 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,508 - THAT'S MEAN, CHARLIE. 568 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,009 DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME CRY? BECAUSE THIS IS ME CRYING. 569 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,778 - GOOD GOD, WOMAN! 570 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,847 THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE PETTY PROBLEMS OF L.A.'S WORKING RICH! 571 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,950 THIS IS ABOUT HANK AND HIS DEBILITATING SELF-HATRED! 572 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,486 - EXACTLY. AND IF HANK HADN'T BEEN SUCH A DICK-IN-THE-MUD, 573 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,488 THEN HE AND KAREN WOULD STILL BE TOGETHER, 574 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,657 WHICH MEANS THAT KAREN AND I WOULDN'T BE A COUPLE 575 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:14,193 OF PATHETIC 40-SOMETHING ROOMMATES RIGHT NOW! 576 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,996 - I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BEING MY ROOMMATE. 577 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,498 - I DO, BABY. 578 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,633 BUT I LIKE MY BIG, SHINY HOUSE IN THE HILLS 579 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:21,734 JUST A WEE BIT BETTER. 580 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,170 BUT NO, STU HAD TO GO AND GET HIS COCK WORSHIPPED 581 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,038 BY THAT STUPID LITTLE 582 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,175 NO-TALENT MARY POPPINS FUCKING CUM-DUMPSTER! 583 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,512 SORRY, BECCA, MAN. 584 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:33,312 - WHATEVER. 585 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,047 CAN WE GET BACK TO DAD? - [sighs] 586 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,517 OH! MAYBE I SHOULD JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET, RIGHT? 587 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:38,751 I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A BLOWJOB. 588 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,453 BLOWJOBS ARE LIKE FIST BUMPS. 589 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,788 YOU KNOW, I CAN FORGIVE HIM AND MOVE BACK 590 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,523 INTO THAT BIG, BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IN THE HILLS, 591 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,124 AND STU AND I COULD GO TO THERAPY. 592 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,493 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT COUPLES DO. 593 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,627 THEY WORK THEIR SHIT OUT TOGETHER, RIGHT? 594 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,496 - NO. NO. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 595 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:52,064 THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, YOU MEAN-SPIRITED FUCKING GAZELLE! 596 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,534 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH RIGHT NOW? 597 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,669 - I DON'T KNOW! I'M SORRY! 598 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,506 - WORST INTERVENTION EVER. 599 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:03,142 - OKAY, LONG STORY SHORT, HANK, OKAY. 600 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,944 YOU GOT TO GET YOUR ASS TO REHAB. 601 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,547 IF I COULD DO IT, YOU COULD DO IT. 602 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,549 AND I HAD THE FUCKING YAYO TO CONTEND WITH. 603 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,851 YOU JUST GOT THE BOTTLE. * PUSSY! 604 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,487 - FUCK YOU, CUNTY SMURF. 605 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,088 AND WHILE I'M AT IT, 606 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,790 FUCK ALL Y'ALL NARCISSISTIC MOTHERFUCKERS. 607 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,592 EXCEPT YOU, BECCA. I LOVE YOU A LONG TIME. 608 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,193 BUT THIS DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL BUSINESS, 609 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,729 THAT'S BULLSHIT. - WHAT? 610 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,030 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 611 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,566 - [screams] 612 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,000 I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, HANK, 613 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,069 BUT YOU GIVE ME NO CHOICE. 614 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,041 I TOOK A BULLET FOR YOU, MAN. 615 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,744 THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TRY TO HEAL YOURSELF. 616 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,812 FOR ME, OKAY? 617 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,586 - DAD, THESE PEOPLE ARE BORDERLINE RETARDED, 618 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,721 BUT THEY LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 619 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:51,758 GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP DRINKING. 620 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,895 'CAUSE SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL YOURSELF. 621 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,797 JUST BECAUSE I'M OLDER NOW 622 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:02,201 DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T NEED A FATHER. 623 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,219 - HEY. 624 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:24,290 YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME SAY MY PIECE. 625 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:26,726 - HOW SUPREMELY SHITTY OF ME. 626 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,595 WHAT DO YOU GOT? LAY IT ON ME, WOMAN. 627 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,730 - WE WERE IN SUCH A GREAT PLACE THAT NIGHT. 628 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,766 AND IF WE STAND ANY CHANCE OF GETTING BACK THERE, 629 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,904 YOU HAVE TO PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 630 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,171 AND THAT'S IT. 631 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,908 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 632 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,310 THE REST IS UP TO YOU. 633 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:45,778 - CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 634 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,714 - YES, ALWAYS. 635 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,049 - EVEN IF IT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO MAKE YOU SAD? 636 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:54,053 - EVEN BETTER. 637 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,789 - THAT NIGHT, I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD 638 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:57,489 TO HAVING DINNER WITH YOU. 639 00:25:57,523 --> 00:26:00,627 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, 640 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:03,195 YOU AND ME, WE JUST SEEMED SO POSSIBLE. 641 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:07,934 EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED JUST RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 642 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,769 AND THEN IT ALL JUST WENT AWAY. 643 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,004 I WAS THE LAST PERSON TO HURT HER. 644 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,740 TO BREAK HER HEART. 645 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,175 AND I CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS HOW BAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL. 646 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,077 AND NOW IT HURTS TO BE AWAKE, 647 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:21,080 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GET BACK TO THAT FEELING... 648 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,115 WITH YOU. 649 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:28,354 AND WHAT SCARES ME IS, UM, I'M NOT SURE THAT I EVER WILL. 650 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,659 - YOU WILL GET BACK THERE. 651 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,761 IF YOU WANT TO. 652 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,398 AND IN THE MEANTIME, 653 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:44,603 MAYBE I'LL JUST DREAM FOR BOTH OF US, I GUESS. 654 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:54,146 - GOOD NIGHT, KAREN. 655 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,040 - HEY, BUKOWSKI! 656 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,943 IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE. COME UP. 657 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,444 I'LL MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE. 658 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:29,215 - HEY, [stammers] I FEEL I SHOULD TELL YOU 659 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,750 THAT... 660 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:32,151 I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH YOU. 661 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,452 - [mouths] 662 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,755 [John Lennon's Instant Karma] 663 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:39,792 - * INSTANT KARMA'S GONNA GET YOU... * 664 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:42,461 - HANK, IT'S TIME FOR GROUP. 665 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,431 TEN MINUTES, OKAY? - [mumbling] YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 666 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:48,234 - WELCOME TO HAPPY ENDINGS. 667 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:51,838 - * PRETTY SOON YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD * 668 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:56,375 * WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU THINKING OF? * 669 00:27:56,408 --> 00:28:00,312 * LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF LOVE 670 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:03,783 * WHAT ON EARTH YOU TRYIN' TO DO? * 671 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:07,453 * IT'S UP TO YOU, YEAH, YOU * 672 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:11,457 * BUT WE ALL SHINE ON 673 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:15,928 * LIKE THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THE SUN * 674 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:20,166 * BUT WE ALL SHINE ON 675 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:23,836 * EVERYONE, COME ON 676 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:28,307 * INSTANT KARMA'S GONNA GET YOU * 677 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,878 * GONNA KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET * 678 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:36,082 * BETTER RECOGNIZE YOUR BROTHERS * 679 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:39,485 * EVERYONE YOU MEET 680 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:43,322 * BUT WE ALL SHINE ON 681 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:47,794 * LIKE THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THE SUN * 682 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:51,864 * YEAH, WE ALL SHINE ON...