1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:09,177 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,512 - NOW, HOW MANY OF THOSE PILLS DID YOU TAKE? HOW MANY? 3 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,414 - NO MORE THAN YOU DID. - WHAT DID YOU DO? 4 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,083 - ONLY WHAT YOU MADE ME. 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,351 - [sighs] AM I GONNA BE OKAY? 6 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,753 - THE DOCTORS, THEY THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 7 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:22,323 - WHAT ABOUT HER? - YOU GOTTA GET PAST THIS. 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,657 YOU GOTTA FORGIVE YOURSELF. 9 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,526 SHE WAS FUCKIN' LOONEY TUNES. 10 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,095 SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU, HANK. 11 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,396 - YOU HAVE A LITTLE FLOTSAM AND JETSAM THERE. 12 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,398 - YOU JUST BLEW HIM AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? 13 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:33,667 - GOD DAMN IT, STU. I KNOW ABOUT THE BLOWING! 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,070 - IT WAS TWO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS TWO. 15 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:39,673 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY, MOTHERFUCKER. 16 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,142 - I WANT YOU TO MEET GABRIEL. 17 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,443 - OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, GABE. 18 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,711 - [gasps] - WHAT THE FUCK? 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,146 - SORRY, HANK. 20 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,214 YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT. 21 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,548 - I'M DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL. 22 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,849 I WANT TO BE A WRITER. 23 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,451 - YOU GOTTA GET YOUR ASS TO REHAB. 24 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,154 - GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP DRINKING. 25 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:56,490 SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL YOURSELF. 26 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,159 - OH, SHIT. 27 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,194 THIS BETTER NOT BE AN INTERVENTION. 28 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,230 - HEY! IT'S TIME FOR GROUP. 29 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,747 - HA! THIS PLACE IS INSPIRING, HANK. 30 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,883 REALLY, TOTALLY WORTH THE 60 LARGE, IF YOU ASK ME. 31 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,286 SAY, DO THEY LET YOU MASTURBATE HERE? 32 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,854 I'M JUST CURIOUS, 'CAUSE IT'D BE COOL 33 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,523 TO BLOW A BIG, SALTY ONE RIGHT IN OLD SALTY OUT THERE. 34 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,859 DON'T YOU THINK? 35 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,862 NOW, THERE IS THE SURLY, MEAN-SPIRITED BASTARD 36 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,330 THAT I KNOW AND LOVE. 37 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,865 HE'S BAAACK. 38 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,467 - DO I FEEL BETTER? YES. 39 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,702 DO I SEE THE WISDOM IN A TIME OUT OR A TUNE UP? 40 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,371 SURE. - GOOD. 41 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,806 - AND I'M DOING MY BEST JUST TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND 42 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,209 ABOUT ALL THIS KUMBAYA SHIT. - THAT'S GOOD. 43 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,411 - BUT SOME OF THE CLIENTELE, CHARLIE... 44 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,780 OH-HO-HO. 45 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:59,587 - [groans] 46 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,289 - WHAT'S THIS? 47 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,756 - IT'S A DIME BAG OF DADDY'S LITTLE HELPER. 48 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,225 IT'S GONNA HELP TAKE THE EDGE OFF, HANK. 49 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,726 - HOW DID YOU GET THIS IN HERE? 50 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,828 - MY BUTT CHEEKS. 51 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,464 FEELS GOOD TO FINALLY UNCLENCH. AHH. 52 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:11,665 - I'M DISGUSTED... 53 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,701 YET DELIGHTED. THANK YOU. 54 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,770 - BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORTING MY SOBRIETY? 55 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,506 - COME ON, WEED DON'T COUNT. 56 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,375 - OH, THESE QUEERIOS IN HERE WOULD BEG TO DIFFER. 57 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,377 20 YEARS AGO, PEOPLE PARTIED TOO MUCH. 58 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,246 NOWADAYS, EVERYBODY'S AN ADDICT. 59 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,548 I MEAN, I KNOW I'M A BIG FAN OF THE BYE-BYE-PAIN JUICE, 60 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:30,951 BUT I DON'T THINK I'M AN ALCOHOLIC, DO YOU? 61 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,486 CHARLIE? 62 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,721 CHARLIE, YOU LISTENING TO ME? 63 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:34,888 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M WITH YOU. 64 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,691 IS THAT ROBBIE MAC? - WHO? 65 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,727 - THE ACTOR. - I DON'T KNOW. 66 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,562 - I'M HEARING HE WANTS TO LEAVE CAA. 67 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,297 YOU HOLD THAT THOUGHT. I'M GONNA GO SAY HELLO. 68 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,233 - DUDE, I WAS JUST ROLLING IN THE DEEP WITH YOU. 69 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,268 - AWESOME, AWESOME, AND I TOTALLY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 70 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,936 JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES, WILL YOU? 71 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,471 [whispers] OW. 72 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,474 [upbeat music] 73 00:02:53,507 --> 00:03:01,415 * 74 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,853 - BEING A CHILD STAR REALLY FUCKED ME UP SOMETHING FIERCE, 75 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,555 I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 76 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,491 I MEAN, AT THE BEGINNING, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 77 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,858 I MEAN, IT WAS, UH... 78 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,527 ALL THE M&Ms YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT FROM CRAFT SERVICE 79 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,896 AND ALL THE SUCTION YOU COULD STAND FROM THE EXTRAS. 80 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,432 BUT BY THE TIME THAT I LEFT THE WONDER YEARS, 81 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,000 I WAS, UH... 82 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:56,937 I WAS SHOOTING NARCOTICS INTO MY TAINT, 83 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,872 AND, UH, LETTING SOME VERY QUESTIONABLE DUDES 84 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,875 BLOW ME FOR DRUG MONEY. 85 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,812 SOMETIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY. 86 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,347 - AH, HEY, YOU KNOW, THAT'S OKAY, DUDE. 87 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,716 AS MY GOOD FRIEND AND AGENT IS FOND OF SAYING, 88 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,551 "HOLES IS HOLES," YOU KNOW? 89 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,820 [laughter] 90 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,623 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, HANK? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 91 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,458 - WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED, 92 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,393 I FEEL LIKE THE GOOD LORD HIMSELF 93 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,028 PICKED ME UP IN HIS BARE HANDS, 94 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,797 LAID ME DOWN ON A BED OF RUSTY NAILS, 95 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,032 PINNED MY ANKLES BEHIND MY EARS, 96 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,400 AND JUST STUCK IT IN. 97 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:27,868 NO VASELINE, NO LUBE, NO NOTHING. 98 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,437 NOT EVEN A LITTLE SPITTLE. 99 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,639 THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST TOOK HIS DARTH VADER HELMET, 100 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:34,642 THAT BIG DARTH VADER HELMET AND JUST RAMMED IT HOME. 101 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,910 AND HE WRECKED MY PRETTY LITTLE VIRGIN ASSHOLE. 102 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,779 MY SWEET LITTLE BROWN BUD. 103 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,649 PULLED OUT, CAME ON MY TITS, WIPED HIS DICK ON THE CURTAINS, 104 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,552 AND LEFT ME FOR DEAD. 105 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:45,786 THAT'S JUST ME. 106 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,455 HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS? HOW DO YOU FEEL? 107 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:50,824 - IS ANYBODY ELSE SITTING IN A PUDDLE RIGHT NOW? 108 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,493 SPLASH! HA HA! 109 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,795 - COME ON, HANK, LET'S-- LET'S GET SERIOUS, OKAY? 110 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,998 LET'S PUT ON OUR BIG BOY PANTS AND DO SOME WORK. 111 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,533 ALL RIGHT? GIVE IT A TRY. 112 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:00,934 - OKAY. - OKAY. 113 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,537 - [southern accent] MY NAME IS HANK. 114 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,972 AND, UH... 115 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,077 - AND... - AND... 116 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,612 - I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 117 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,080 - YOU ARE? - YOU ARE. 118 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,349 - HEY, NOW YOU'RE JUST SLAPPING LABELS ON ME, BROTHER, 119 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,550 AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT. 120 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,419 - OKAY, HANK, ADDICTION IS DEFINED 121 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,887 AS CONTINUING TO DO SOMETHING 122 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:20,954 IN THE FACE OF MOUNTING CONSEQUENCE. 123 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,089 - OKAY, I'M WITH YOU SO FAR. 124 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,557 NOW TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WITH THIS. 125 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,058 - OKAY, SO HOW WOULD YOU LABEL YOURSELF? 126 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:28,095 - I GUESS I SEE MYSELF AS AN ENTHUSIAST. 127 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,598 A DRUG AND ALCOHOL ENTHUSIAST. 128 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:33,467 - HANK, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU ABUSED ALCOHOL 129 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,868 TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY 130 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,670 HAD TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION. 131 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,639 - THAT'S TRUE, BUT THEY'RE A LITTLE SCREWY THEMSELVES. 132 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,774 - REALLY? WELL, YOUR FRIEND CHARLIE 133 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,710 SAID THAT YOU DRANK YOUR OWN URINE. 134 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,111 - THAT--THAT IS ALSO TRUE. 135 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,414 BUT THAT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE, 136 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,681 AND NOT AS UNPLEASANT AS IT SOUNDS, 137 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,149 WHICH IS GOOD TO KNOW, 138 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,885 IN CASE YOU'RE EVER IN A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION. 139 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,587 YOU'RE WELCOME. - [snapping fingers] 140 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,456 - AND YOU WERE DISTRAUGHT OVER A FORMER LOVER 141 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,891 WHO KILLED HERSELF AND TRIED TO KILL YOU IN THE PROCESS. 142 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:00,494 - YEAH. WELL, IT SOUNDS KIND OF SOAPY 143 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,530 WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, BUT WHO WOULDN'T BE? 144 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,698 I MEAN, ISN'T IT NORMAL TO WANT TO NUMB YOURSELF 145 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:05,999 WHEN YOU'RE IN PAIN? 146 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,736 WOULD A DOCTOR OPERATE WITHOUT ANESTHESIA? 147 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,070 [high-pitched] NAILED IT. 148 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,106 - HANK, THIS IS NOT AN INTELLECTUAL PROCESS. 149 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,808 THIS IS NOT A POLEMIC. OKAY? 150 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,010 THIS IS ABOUT LETTING GO AND LETTING GOD. 151 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,712 - OH, YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT BATESY DID. 152 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:22,483 HE LET GO, LET GOD, AND HE LET YOU TAKE HIM IN YOUR MOUTH. 153 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,117 BOOM. 154 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,953 - THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS UP, ACTUALLY. 155 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,456 HANK IS REFERENCING AN INDISCRETION OF MINE. 156 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,759 AND, UH, IT WAS COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL. 157 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,927 UH, AND IT LED TO A FIVE-WEEK INTENSE RELATIONSHIP. 158 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,496 I HAVE NO REGRETS. 159 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,598 I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT MYSELF DURING THAT TIME. 160 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,567 - OOH, I BET YOU DID. - I EXPLORED MY HUMANITY. 161 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,568 - AND YOUR FLEXIBILITY. 162 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,936 - AND I LEARNED THAT I AM CAPABLE OF ERROR. 163 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,038 BUT ALSO CAPABLE OF GREAT PASSION. 164 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,741 RICHARD BATES WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE MISTAKE. 165 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,577 - UGH. 166 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:55,749 - FORGIVE ME FOR ASKING, BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE? 167 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,050 - ME? - YEAH, YOU. 168 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,752 WHY ARE YOU WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME? 169 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,655 - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE WITH ME? 170 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,524 - THIS IS FAITH. SHE'S OUR NEW FRIEND. 171 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,192 YOU MISSED HER INTRODUCTION. - BECAUSE YOU WERE LATE. 172 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,794 AND I'M BEING SO "AGGRESSIVE" WITH YOU 173 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,497 BECAUSE EVERYONE SITTING HERE IS IN REAL PAIN. 174 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,965 YOU'RE JUST DOING LAME STAND-UP OVER THERE. 175 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,502 - [lisping] HMM. MAYBE THAT'S MY PROCESS. 176 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,670 - WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE. 177 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,171 - NO, I AM DEFINITELY AN ASSHOLE. 178 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:19,239 THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. 179 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,774 HEY, SHE'S JUDGING ME. 180 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,611 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT COMING DOWN ON HER? 181 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:28,982 - WE DO NOT JUDGE THOSE WHO JUDGE. 182 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,684 WELL, I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. 183 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,754 WHY DON'T WE STAND UP, AND EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS. 184 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,228 GOD GIVE US THE SERENITY-- 185 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,230 NO, NO, NO, TAKE HIS HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS. 186 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,633 TAKE HIS HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS. 187 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,869 - ROBBIE, WHAT IS IT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 188 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,571 IN A REPRESENTATIVE? 189 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,139 - IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. 190 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,709 I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO'S AN HONEST ANIMAL. 191 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:59,146 I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO'S AN ADVOCATE 192 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,748 FOR ME AND MY CAREER. 193 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:04,017 AND I WANT A MAN WHO'S OPENLY GAY. 194 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,720 - OH...I SEE. 195 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,722 - I WANT AN AGENT WHO UNDERSTANDS 196 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:11,692 WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, BOTH AS AN ARTIST 197 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,261 AND AS A GAY MAN. 198 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,929 I WANT A "GAYGENT." 199 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,297 - [chuckles] WELL... 200 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,934 THAT'S--THAT'S INTERESTING. 201 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:24,605 BECAUSE... - YOU'RE GAY? 202 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,306 - I'M GAY? 203 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,776 - IS THAT A QUESTION OR A STATEMENT? 204 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,111 - EXACTLY. 205 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,647 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 206 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,749 - WELL, THEN, LET ME CLEAR IT UP 207 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,250 FOR YOU, ROBBIE. 208 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,286 IF YOU SIGN WITH ME, 209 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:44,157 IF YOU PUT YOUR CAREER INTO MY SMOOTH, ELEGANT HANDS, 210 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,294 YOU COULD SLEEP EASY, LIKE A BABY, 211 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,664 CONTENT IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR REPRESENTATIVE 212 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:55,903 UNDERSTANDS YOU FROM EVERY CONCEIVABLE ANGLE. 213 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,137 - BECAUSE... 214 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:02,175 - BECAUSE... 215 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:07,648 I'M... 216 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,618 GAY? 217 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:16,123 [both laughing] 218 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,059 - I KNEW IT. 219 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,093 - YOU DID? 220 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,730 - MM! YEAH. 221 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,164 I MEAN, I HAD A STRONG FEELING. 222 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,766 - WHAT, A STRONG FEELING? 223 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,801 REALLY? WHY? I'M JUST CURIOUS. 224 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:32,105 - YOU'RE VERY SENSITIVE AND KIND, 225 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,808 YET INCREDIBLY CARNAL. 226 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,110 AND YOU'RE WEARING PINK. 227 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:40,748 MY GAYDAR IS PINGING, BRO. 228 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:46,019 I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS, CHARLIE. 229 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,288 [sighs] 230 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,938 - FUCKING MEN! 231 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,907 YOU KNOW, I'M QUITTING MEN. 232 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,242 I'M FUCKING QUITTING MEN. ARE YOU WITH ME? 233 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,644 - I'M WITH YOU. I'M WITH YOU, 234 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:11,845 WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT. - MM. 235 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,847 - 'CAUSE IT IS GONNA BE A LONG TIME 236 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:18,085 BEFORE I TRUST MYSELF AROUND THE MALE OF THE SPECIES. 237 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,252 - MM-HMM. - 'CAUSE I-- 238 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,688 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 239 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:24,124 I JUST KIND OF TURN THEM INTO... 240 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,126 WILD ANIMALS. 241 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,327 - OH, DUDE. - YEAH. 242 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,962 - I MEAN, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 243 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:32,065 BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE WHOLE POINT OF THE THING. 244 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,400 THEY'RE BORN ANIMALS. 245 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,368 WE JUST-- WE FOOL OURSELVES 246 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,705 INTO THINKING WE CAN MAKE INTO THESE 247 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,306 SENSITIVE LITTLE PUSSY EATERS 248 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,075 WE COULD SIT AND WATCH THE BACHELOR WITH. 249 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,811 [cell phone playing jingle] - FUCK. 250 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,146 IT'S MY PHONE. - WHAT'S WRONG? 251 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,716 WHAT? - OH, MY GOD. 252 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,951 - WHAT? - IT'S--IT--I-I-I-- 253 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,985 IT--IT'S THAT-- 254 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,286 I SENT MY RESUME FOR A JOB. 255 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,788 - DON'T ANSWER IT. - IT'S FOR THE-- 256 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,123 - DON'T ANSWER IT. - NO, THIS IS THE-- 257 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,124 - THEY MIGHT WANT TO INTERVIEW-- 258 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,726 - DUDE, YOU'RE BAKED. 259 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,061 YOU'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING STUPID AND JACKED UP... 260 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,296 - NO, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. - LIKE YOU FUCKIN' ARE DOING. 261 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,898 MM-MMM. DON'T ANSWER IT. 262 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,900 - I'M GONNA ANSWER IT. - NO--FUCK. 263 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,769 IF YOU DO, KEEP IT DOWN. - I'M GONNA ANSWER IT. 264 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,404 - I DON'T WANT STUART TO WAKE UP AND GET A CONTACT HIGH. 265 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,306 - GOOD MORNING. - OH, SHIT. 266 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,843 - I'M SORRY? 267 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,111 - [whispering] YOU'RE SO CRAZY. 268 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,913 - HELLO. 269 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,414 OH, REALLY? 270 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,317 YOU DO? 271 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,485 [whispering] THEY WANT TO INTERVIEW ME. 272 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,920 - WHY? - WELL, YEAH. 273 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,321 I WOULD LOVE TO COME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW. 274 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,322 [sizzle] - OH... 275 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,891 - UH-HUH. 276 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:31,759 HALF AN HOUR? 277 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,927 YEAH, I COULD GET THERE IN HALF AN HOUR. 278 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:56,183 - HEY. 279 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,285 HEY. 280 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,419 - YEAH? 281 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,155 - JUST SAYIN' HEY. 282 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:06,093 - HEY. 283 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,494 WE DONE? - NO. 284 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,462 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A TURD 285 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,131 IN THE PUNCH BOWL THIS MORNING. 286 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,400 AT LEAST, I THINK IT WAS ME. I MEAN, COULD HAVE BEEN YOU. 287 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,802 WOMEN'S ISSUES. 288 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,837 HORMONAL FLUCTUATIONS AND WHATNOT. 289 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,373 - IS IT--SORRY, WAS THIS AN APOLOGY OR-- 290 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,842 - OKAY, IT WAS ME. 291 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,510 YEAH. HANK. 292 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,079 - FAITH. - NICE TO MEET YOU, FAITH. 293 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,248 WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? 294 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,050 - WELL... 295 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,985 IT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL, DON'T YOU THINK? 296 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,822 - OKAY, WELL, THEN I WILL BACK UP 297 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,824 AND MAKE WITH THE POLITE CONVERSATION. 298 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:41,929 UM, WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE REAL WORLD? 299 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,265 - MY RELATIONSHIP TO THE REAL WORLD 300 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,967 WOULD BE TENUOUS, AT BEST. 301 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,101 - I HEAR THAT. 302 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,269 - BUT, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 303 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,138 I TRAVERSE THE GLOBE. 304 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,906 IN THE COMPANY OF MUSICIANS. 305 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,109 - YOU'RE A GROUPIE. 306 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,110 - I PREFER MUSE. 307 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,378 - SURE, WHO WOULDN'T? 308 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,980 THAT'S NICE WORK, IF YOU CAN GET IT. 309 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,049 - I'LL TAKE GROUPIE, BUT, UH, 310 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,385 "MUSE" WOULD REALLY BE MORE APPLICABLE, 311 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,121 SINCE MEN HAVE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT ME. 312 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,157 - WELL, I CAN SEE WHY. 313 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,425 - HANK, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE. 314 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,027 - I WASN'T TRYING TO BE. 315 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,163 - RIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT FUCKABLE. 316 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,564 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 317 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,567 - THEY KIND OF FROWN ON THAT SORT OF THING HERE. 318 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,870 NOT THAT IT MATTERS. 319 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:29,042 BECAUSE I ONLY FALL FOR EXTRAORDINARY MEN. 320 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,443 - OH...OKAY. 321 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,881 - WOULD YOU SAY YOU'RE...EXTRAORDINARY? 322 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,916 - [chuckles] FUCK IF I KNOW, DUDE. 323 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,584 - [laughs] 324 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,887 CONGRATS--I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY 325 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,423 THE FIRST REALLY HONEST THING I'VE HEARD YOU SAY. 326 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,493 SO...ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D CARE TO DISCUSS? 327 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,462 - NO, THAT-- THAT ABOUT COVERS IT. 328 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,464 - ALL RIGHTY, THEN. 329 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,367 - ALL RIGHT. [clicks tongue] 330 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,405 OH... 331 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,440 THERE SHE IS-- REBECCA MOODY! 332 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,143 - [giggles] - REBECCA MOODY! 333 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,947 [knock at door] 334 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,616 - MARCY? 335 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,384 PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU. 336 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,321 JUST A FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME. 337 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,356 P-PL-- - SIT AND SPIN, STU. 338 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,557 SIT AND SPIN. 339 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,459 - MY HEART ACHES FOR YOU, LOVER. 340 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,328 - FOR--FORMER. 341 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,196 FORMER LOVER. 342 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,966 - HERE, BROUGHT YOU CASH. 343 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,067 - [scoffs] 344 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,570 - NO, JUST WALKING AROUND MONEY. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. 345 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,942 - THIS IS DISG-- YOU THINK YOU CAN BRIBE ME? 346 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,509 - IT'S NOT A BRIBE WHEN IT'S LOVE. 347 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,379 - IT'S NOT LOVE WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HOG POLISHED 348 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,248 BY SLUTTY STARLETS. 349 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,084 - MARCY, IT WAS JUST THE TWICE WITH THE ONE. 350 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,252 - [scoffs] 351 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,187 FUCK YOU, STU. 352 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,223 - OKAY. FUCK ME. 353 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,659 WAIT, WAIT... I FORGOT. 354 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,362 BROUGHT YOU SOME OF THIS. 355 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,465 FIGURED YOU MIGHT BE RUNNING LOW. 356 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,205 HOO! 357 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,208 [funk music] 358 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,377 * 359 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,345 - I MISS MAKING LOVE WITH YOU, MARCY. 360 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,680 - OHH. 361 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,583 - I MISS MY SEXY WITTLE WUBBER FUCKY. 362 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,685 - WHAT ABOUT LIZZIE? 363 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,221 - [laughs] OH, PLEASE! 364 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,589 SHE WAS DONE WITH ME 365 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,192 THE SECOND THAT WE WRAPPED SANTA MONICA COP. 366 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,693 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 367 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,396 I CUT HER RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF THE PICTURE. 368 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,698 AND SHE GAVE LOUSY BLOWIES. 369 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:35,435 I MEAN, ARROGANT, LAZY, TOOTHY. 370 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,237 - OUCH. - OUCHY. 371 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,705 - NO. - MM-MMM. 372 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,440 - NOT FUN. NOT FUN. 373 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,509 - HELLO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT--WHOA. 374 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,377 WHAT DO WE SEE HERE? 375 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,378 OH, MY GOODNESS. - MM-MMM. 376 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,579 - OH, NO! - NO! 377 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,648 - IT APPEARS-- IT APPEARS THAT MOMMY... 378 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,350 - I JUST FOUND THAT. - IS A LITTLE HORN-AY! 379 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,085 - I WAS VACUUMING! SHUT UP! - I KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND IT. 380 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,587 - I JUST FOUND THAT. - I FOUND IT TOO! 381 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,656 - DON'T. - YOU KNOW... 382 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,725 I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA. 383 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,061 - DON'T. NO. NO, YOU DON'T. 384 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,596 - ALLOW ME TO WORK ON THIS WITH YOU, MARCY. 385 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,132 LET ME TASTE YOU AGAIN. 386 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,201 - OH, JESUS. - NO, PLEASE. 387 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,136 PLEASE. 388 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:13,773 LET ME JUST LICK ALL OF YOUR TROUBLES AWAY. 389 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,741 [slurp] 390 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,144 - OH, JESUS. - NO. NO, NO. 391 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,514 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF DADDY'S LONG, SLOW TONGUE BATHS. 392 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,450 - OH, MY GOD. - AH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. 393 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,651 - OH, GOD. 394 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,054 [vibrator buzzing] - MY SNORKEL. 395 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,089 - OH, GOD. 396 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,290 OH, JESUS. 397 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,025 - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN' RIGHT NOW. 398 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,260 - OKAY. - [rolls tongue] 399 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,528 [belt unbuckling] - TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES. 400 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:39,232 [rock music playing] 401 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,468 - WHAT'S WITH THE MUSCLE? - OH, HIM. 402 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,670 HE GAVE ME A RIDE. - WHY? 403 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,305 - BECAUSE I SPENT THE NIGHT AT HIS PLACE. 404 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,639 - OH...OKAY. 405 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,508 WELL, THAT'S NOT THE LEAST BIT DISGUSTING. 406 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,776 NOT TO MENTION DANGEROUS. 407 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,144 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S NOT A SERIAL KILLER? 408 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,145 LOOK AT HIM. 409 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,414 - YOU SHOULD TRUST MY JUDGMENT. 410 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,715 - I SHOULD? WHY? YOU HAVE-- 411 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,251 YOU HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX. 412 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,653 - GOOD VISIT, DAD. I SHOULD GET GOING. 413 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,523 - YOU SIT AND YOU STAY. 414 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,726 MM, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 415 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,529 YOU DON'T KNOW. 416 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,764 JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT. 417 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,566 - THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T INTRODUCE YOU. 418 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,801 I WASN'T BEING RUDE, 419 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,803 I JUST DIDN'T RETAIN THE INFORMATION. 420 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,771 - [laughing] I'M APPALLED. 421 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,074 - AND I'M CHANGING THE SUBJECT. 422 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,143 - AH. - HOW ARE YOU? 423 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,212 - SEVEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF SHITTY. 424 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,679 TRYING TO GET IT DOWN TO TWO OR THREE. 425 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,581 YOU KNOW, FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. 426 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,782 TRYING TO MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME, 427 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,484 OR AT LEAST A LITTLE LESS ASHAMED. 428 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,685 HOW'S SCHOOL? 429 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,554 - DAD, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING. 430 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,256 WORKING ON A NOVEL. 431 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,690 - A NOVEL, WHAT-- 432 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,426 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FILL A NOVEL WITH? 433 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,694 - LIFE. LOVE. SEX. 434 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,863 DEATH. WHAT ELSE? 435 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,532 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 436 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,568 - THAT'S THE POINT, DAD. I WANT THE EXPERIENCE. 437 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,769 I WANT TO START LIVING. 438 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,572 - NO, LIVING IS HIGHLY OVERRATED. 439 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,442 - SIR... 440 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,177 - HEY. 441 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,578 - ROSS. 442 00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,646 - OH! 443 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,614 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 444 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,583 ROSCOE. 445 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,285 - I JUST WANT TO SAY 446 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,587 I THINK THAT IT'S REALLY COOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 447 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,721 RESPECT. 448 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,290 - I APPRECIATE THAT. 449 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,858 - BEEN THROUGH IT A FEW TIMES MYSELF, ACTUALLY. 450 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,227 YEAH. DOESN'T ALWAYS TAKE THE FIRST TIME. 451 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:14,894 YOU KNOW? 452 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,596 85% OF FIRST-TIME REHABBERS 453 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,231 EVENTUALLY RELAPSE. 454 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,433 SO GO EASY ON YOURSELF, OKAY? 455 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,634 - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 456 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,803 WHAT'S YOUR POISON? THE MUFFIN? 457 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,672 - [laughing] OH, NO. 458 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,740 HEROIN. COKE. BOOZE, SPEED. 459 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,342 A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, REALLY. 460 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,344 AND THERE'S ALL THE FUCKED-UP SEXUAL SHIT 461 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,313 THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT. 462 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,360 - SO THAT'S THE GIST OF IT. 463 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,362 CLASSY BUT DECADENT. 464 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,531 ELEGANT YET UNDERSTATED. 465 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,834 AND 100% ENVIRONMENTALLY CORRECT. 466 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,573 KAREN? - MM. 467 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,475 I'M SORRY. I'M STARVING. 468 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,777 MMM! MMM. 469 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,779 MM, WHO LIVES HERE? 470 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,615 [gags] - UH, I DO. 471 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,217 - OH. - WITH MY HUSBAND. 472 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,352 - MMM. - HE'S A MUSICIAN. 473 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,688 - RIGHT. THAT-- THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. 474 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:19,492 - HE'S REALLY, REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT. 475 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,696 - [mouth full] GROOVY. 476 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,932 GOOD FOR HIM. 477 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,602 - ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? 478 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,504 - NO. 479 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,505 NO, I AM NOT. 480 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,274 I'M HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL. 481 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,810 HIGHLY. 482 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:42,915 [snickering] 483 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,385 [laughing] I'M SORRY. 484 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,920 I AM. I'M REALLY FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW. 485 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,290 I KNOW. BUT IT'S SO BAD. 486 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,958 I WAS SMOKING POT WHEN YOU CALLED, 487 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,960 BUT IT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY, 488 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,762 I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS OUT. I'M SORRY. 489 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,431 I'M SORRY. IT'S SO UNPROFESSIONAL. 490 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:01,434 I'M SORRY. 491 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,570 - WHEN CAN YOU START? 492 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,605 - WHAT? 493 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,673 I HAVE THE JOB? 494 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,275 - I KNOW YOU'RE STONED, 495 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,909 BUT I'M NOT TALKING FUCKIN' FRENCH, AM I? 496 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:13,880 - [speaking French] 497 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,483 - [laughing] 498 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,884 OKAY, YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT. 499 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,552 YOU LIKE TO PARTY. - OH, YEAH. 500 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,554 - YOU'RE GONNA FIT RIGHT IN. 501 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,789 JUST ONE THING, AND, UH, 502 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,657 YOU AND I WILL GET ALONG JUST FINE. 503 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,925 - OKAY. YEAH. 504 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,461 - DON'T FUCK MY HUSBAND. 505 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:32,699 - OH, GOD. I'M NOT A HUSBAND FUCKER. 506 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,802 [buzzing] WHAT'S THIS, MOMMY? 507 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,608 [vibrator buzzing] 508 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,710 - OH, MY GOD! 509 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,479 WORST MOTHER EVER! 510 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,480 UGH! 511 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,681 - STU! - STUART! 512 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,683 MY NAMESAKE! GET OVER HERE, BOY! 513 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,884 WHOA! HELP ME! 514 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,586 OH-HO-HO-HO! 515 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,322 - OH, GOD! 516 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,290 [vibrator rumbling] - YOU GOT ME, I GOT YOU... 517 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,725 - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 518 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,927 - HMM? ABOUT WHAT? 519 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,330 - DID YOU SIGN ROBBIE MAC? 520 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,964 - OH, THAT. 521 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,800 YEAH, I JUST...WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS GONNA STICK. 522 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,769 WELL, IT STUCK, ALL RIGHT. 523 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,272 IT'S ON DEADLINE. 524 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,546 - [chuckles] 525 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,384 SO IT IS. 526 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,852 - TOLD YA! 527 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,654 GOOD JOB, RUNKLE. 528 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,490 CONGRATS. 529 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,791 - THANKS. 530 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,660 - I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN. 531 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,363 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY NOW 532 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,430 FOR YEARS. 533 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,698 IT'S GOTTA BE LIBERATING, RIGHT, 534 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,633 OUTING YOURSELF LIKE THIS? 535 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,536 AND WHAT A WAY TO DO IT. 536 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,104 BRAVO, RUNKLE. 537 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,373 BRAVO. 538 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:50,076 - WOW, THIS IS JUST OUT OF CONTROL. 539 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,911 - IT IS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 540 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:56,383 I THINK A WHOLE NEW WORLD'S ABOUT TO OPEN UP FOR YOU. 541 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,018 WELCOME TO THE MAFIA, BUDDY. 542 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,456 - [forced laugh] 543 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,011 [floorboard creaks] 544 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,992 - I'M SORRY, HANK. 545 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,629 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 546 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:45,565 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 547 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,578 BUT I WANT TO. 548 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,557 - [panting] 549 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,024 FUCK! 550 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,660 ALL THIS CUNT IS... 551 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,463 JUICE--UHH! - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 552 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,465 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 553 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,033 FEEL THAT? IT'S MY KEGELS. 554 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,802 THAT'S FANCY FOR PUSSY EXERCISES. 555 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,737 - I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE-- - OH, THAT'S RIGHT! 556 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,573 TAKE THAT, MOMMY! 557 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,808 - PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF ME. PLEASE? 558 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,977 - YOU'RE GETTING SOFT. 559 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,913 I CAN FEEL YOU GETTING SOFT ALREADY. 560 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:38,050 FAGGOT! 561 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,688 YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS... I'LL KILL YOU. 562 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:42,989 - OH, NO, DON'T WORRY. 563 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,524 I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS. 564 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:48,628 - GOOD. 565 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,162 GOD, I WANT DRUGS! 566 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,764 - YEAH, WELL, WHO DOESN'T? 567 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:52,932 - [sobbing] FUCK YOU. 568 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,534 [squeals] KILL YOU! 569 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,097 - DON'T WORRY. YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. 570 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,099 I'M LEAVING. 571 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,203 - THAT'S IT? 572 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,972 YOU'RE QUITTING? 573 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,240 JUST LIKE THAT? 574 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,875 - YEAH. 575 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,176 THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR ME. 576 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,813 - DON'T LET ME STOP YOU. - I'M NOT. 577 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,749 - THAT GIRL... 578 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,116 THE ONE WHO CAME TO VISIT. 579 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,587 - MY DAUGHTER. 580 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,021 - WOULD YOU REALLY WANT HER TO SEE YOU 581 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:52,024 MAKE A CHUMP MOVE LIKE THIS? 582 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,794 BESIDES, IF YOU BAIL, 583 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:59,799 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING HERE. 584 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,950 SO... 585 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:21,888 FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS, 586 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:24,090 I'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD WITH... 587 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:27,026 ONE OF THE BIGGEST BANDS IN THE WORLD. 588 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:31,664 AND SHARING A BED WITH ARGUABLY 589 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:37,837 THE MOST GIFTED GUITAR PLAYER IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. 590 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,207 AND, UH... 591 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,643 ABOUT 36 HOURS AGO, 592 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:47,313 I WOKE UP IN ROOM 1009, FOUR SEASONS, 593 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:50,049 SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS FAIR COUNTRY. 594 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:54,186 BUT ON THIS PARTICULAR MORNING, THERE WAS NO WAKING HIM UP. 595 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,888 'CAUSE HE WAS DEAD. 596 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:57,657 - YEAH, I-I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 597 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,859 I'M SORRY. 598 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,161 NO, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 599 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,796 THAT GUY WAS A FUCKIN' GENIUS. 600 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,832 - YEAH, FUCK. 601 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:09,636 HE REALLY WAS. 602 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:14,206 AND MARRIED TOO, WHICH IS WHY I HAD TO GO. 603 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,642 HE HAD A CREDIT HERE. 604 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,244 TRIED TO GET CLEAN A BUNCH OF TIMES. 605 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,713 HE SAID I COULD COME HERE AND USE THE CREDIT 606 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:26,285 IF I EVER GOT STRUNG OUT FROM THE ROAD, YOU KNOW? 607 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:30,389 I FIGURED THIS WAS... AS GOOD A PLACE 608 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,859 TO GRIEVE HIM AS ANY. 609 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,360 - SOUNDS LIKE A SOLID PLAN. 610 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:37,630 - MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD IDEA FOR YOU TOO, HANK. 611 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:43,636 WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT TAKING A VACATION FROM YOUR LIFE? 612 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,139 - DO YOU WANNA GET HIGH? 613 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,008 - DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS? 614 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,677 - I BELIEVE HE DOES. 615 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,946 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ROLL WITH? 616 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,848 - OOH...UM... 617 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:57,850 [cellophane crinkling] 618 00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:00,753 THEY DON'T CALL IT THE GOOD BOOK FOR NOTHIN'. 619 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,421 - OH... 620 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,256 OLD TESTAMENT OR NEW? 621 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,392 I'M AN OLD SCHOOL KIND OF GIRL. 622 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,994 - [whispering] I FEEL SO BAD. 623 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,829 [both chuckle]