1 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,277 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,312 - I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME, 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,147 BUT I CAN NO LONGER BE YOUR HUSBAND. 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,616 - IT'S SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF! - I KNOW, RIGHT? 5 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,351 IT'S FUCKING LIBERATING! 6 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:20,121 - I'M DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL. - OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 7 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,323 - I WANT TO BE A WRITER. - WHY? 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,691 BEING A WRITER SUCKS. 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,793 - I REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D BE MORE SUPPORTIVE. 10 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,795 - I WANT AN AGENT WHO UNDERSTANDS 11 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,197 WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, 12 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,465 BOTH AS AN ARTIST AND AS A GAY MAN. 13 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,134 I WANT A GAY-GENT. 14 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,269 - WE WERE IN SUCH A GREAT PLACE THAT NIGHT. 15 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:38,472 AND IF WE STAND ANY CHANCE OF GETTING BACK THERE, 16 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,308 YOU HAVE TO PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 17 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:42,643 - WELL, I REALLY LOVED YOUR BOOK, OPHELIA. 18 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,312 - GOOD FOR YOU, MARCY. 19 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,780 YOU DON'T NEED A MAN TO BE HAPPY. 20 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,682 - DID YOU SIGN ROBBIE MAC? 21 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,418 - YEAH, I WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS GONNA STICK. 22 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,686 - WELL, IT STUCK, ALL RIGHT. IT'S ON DEADLINE. 23 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,687 - [chuckles] 24 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,356 - DO YOU KNOW THAT FUCKER? 25 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,126 - THIS FUCKER IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN REHAB RIGHT NOW! 26 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,395 - IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE HAD A RELAPSE. 27 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:04,365 I GOT TO GET MYSELF BACK TO REHAB POSTHASTE. 28 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,067 DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME A RIDE? 29 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,179 - HERE'S TO YOUR SEMI-SUCCESSFUL REHAB STINT. 30 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,647 - CHEERS. [glasses clink] 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,515 AND HERE'S TO MY COCK-HAPPY GAY-GENT. 32 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:22,550 - MM! 33 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,851 IT'S A BETTER LIFE, HANK. 34 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,853 THE GAYS-- THEY GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, 35 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,788 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. 36 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,258 THEY WANT TO GET LAID, THEY JUST DO IT. 37 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,761 THEY ACT ON THEIR IMPULSES-- NO GUILT, NO SHAME. 38 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,596 HETEROSEXUALITY SHOULD GET DOWN ON BENDED KNEE 39 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,165 AND TAKE A LESSON. 40 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,699 - I'LL BRING IT UP AT THE NEXT BOARD MEETING. 41 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,768 - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BUDDY! 42 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,303 - IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 43 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,671 - SO... 44 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:44,872 WHAT'S NEXT? 45 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,307 - WELL, I GOT SOMETHING IN MIND. 46 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,176 I-I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A NOVEL. 47 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,643 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A SHORT STORY. 48 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:50,678 IT'S DEFINITELY A CHARACTER. 49 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,546 I MET THIS WOMAN IN REHAB-- 50 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,648 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT ALL SOUNDS GREAT, BUT-- 51 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,617 MM? YEP, YEP, YEP. YOU SEE IT COMING. 52 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,286 I GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU! 53 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,554 - AND I PASS. 54 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,622 - WHAT, YOU PASS? - YEAH. 55 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,391 - WHAT THE FUCK? - MM-HMM. 56 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,893 I'M GONNA WRITE ON SPEC FOR A WHILE, CHARLIE, OKAY? 57 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,296 NO HOLLYWOOD FINGERS IN MY SWEET, LITTLE CORNHOLE. 58 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,697 - [scoffs] WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WORK FOR FREE 59 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,632 WHEN I CAN GET YOU A MAJOR PAYDAY? 60 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,900 DON'T YOU NEED ONE? - UM... 61 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,203 - YOU JUST DROPPED MAJOR FUCKING DUCATS ON REHAB. 62 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,604 - WELL, YEAH, SURE, PAYDAYS ARE ALWAYS NICE. 63 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,771 YEAH, YEAH. 64 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,207 - WHAT IF IT WAS A QUICK ASSIGNMENT? 65 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,508 - YEAH, WELL, THEY NEVER ARE. 66 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,576 - WHAT IF IT WAS A REMAKE OF CRUISING? 67 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,746 COME ON, BILLY FRIEDKIN, AL PACINO. 68 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,315 - AND SO IT BEGINS. 69 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,217 - I GOT IT ALL CUED UP FOR YOU RIGHT HERE, OKAY? 70 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,918 - CHARLIE-- - LOOK, NO, NO, NO, NO. 71 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,222 YOU JUST NEED TO SIT DOWN AND RELAX, HMM? 72 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,525 I GOT THE POPCORN. I GOT THE RED VINES. 73 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,493 - CHARLIE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE SCREENING A MOVIE WITH YOU 74 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:40,928 RIGHT NOW. 75 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,763 I WANT TO GO SEE KAREN, CHECK UP ON THE STATE OF OUR UNION. 76 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,432 - WELL, YOU GOT HOMEWORK TO DO, MAN. 77 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:47,501 WE GOT OURSELVES A BIG HOLLYWOOD MEETING TOMORROW. 78 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,986 IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING, HANK. NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 79 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,854 - I'M NOT NERVOUS. - GOOD. 80 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,956 - ARE YOU? - NO, NO, NO. 81 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,858 TOTALLY SANGUINE. I'M THE SANGUINATOR. 82 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,460 - MM, WELL, YOU'RE SWEATING 83 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,262 THROUGH THAT CHEAP, UGLY SUIT OF YOURS. 84 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,730 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 85 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,332 HANK, THIS COULD BE SUCH A BIG MEETING, 86 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,033 AND I CAN'T GET ROBBIE ON THE PHONE. 87 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,668 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. - I'M SURE IT'S FINE. 88 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,437 I'M SURE HE'S JUST OUT SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW-- 89 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,340 - SUCKING A DICK SOMEWHERE. - WHOA, JEEZ, CHARLIE. 90 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,009 THAT'S A LITTLE...SOMETHING, DON'T YOU THINK? 91 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,878 - HANK, THE GUY SUCKS A WHOLE BAG OF DICKS BEFORE BREAKFAST. 92 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,415 - A WHOLE BAG? THAT'S A LOT OF PROTEIN. 93 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,849 I HOPE HE EATS A LIGHT BREAKFAST. 94 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,518 OR MAYBE THROW SOME VEGGIES IN THERE. 95 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:11,719 - I'M NOT NERVOUS. 96 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,787 ALI'S A HUGE FAN. - ALI? 97 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,889 - YEAH. ALI ANDREWS. - CHARLIE-- 98 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,458 - SHE'S A HUGE FAN OF YOURS IN PARTICULAR. 99 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,026 - CHARLIE, ALI ANDREWS WAS THE EXECUTIVE 100 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,461 ON CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE. 101 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,930 SHE CAME ON TO ME. I REBUFFED HER ADVANCES. 102 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,865 SHE FIRED ME, HAD ME REWRITTEN. 103 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,867 ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR? 104 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,336 - VAGUELY. 105 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,903 - CHARLIE, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET THIS SHIT? 106 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,439 - IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW. 107 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,374 BECAUSE YOU'VE BURNED A LOT OF BRIDGES, HANK. 108 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,876 ALL THE PEOPLE YOU'VE PISSED OFF--THEY MOVE AROUND A LOT. 109 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,711 HANK, SHE'S RUNNING THE STUDIO NOW. 110 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,714 [door opens] 111 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,049 - CHARLIE. 112 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,051 HANK. - ALI. 113 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,920 - SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU. COME ON IN. 114 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,422 - ALI ANDREWS... 115 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,391 ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD. 116 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:53,394 LUCKY 7 ON THE 30 UNDER 30-- CONGRATS ON THAT. 117 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,896 - WHERE'S YOUR CLIENT, CHARLIE? - OH, HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 118 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,798 YOU ALL ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT TOO. 119 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:01,068 HE IS STUNNINGLY HANDSOME. - WELL, HE'S A MOVIE STAR. 120 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,404 OF COURSE HE'S STUNNING. BUT IS HE CLEAN? 121 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,572 - IMMACULATE. 122 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,340 HE'S SO CLEAN, YOU COULD EAT OFF OF HIM. 123 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,809 - YEAH, I HEARD THAT WAS YOUR THING NOW, RIGHT? 124 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,945 I ALWAYS HAD A FEELING. - ME TOO. 125 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,349 - SO, HANK, TELL ME A STORY. 126 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,684 - YOU'VE SEEN THE ORIGINAL MOVIE? 127 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,419 - I HAVE. IT'S BRILLIANT. - "BRILLIANT." 128 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,488 WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS "BRILLIANT" WITH YOU PEOPLE? 129 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,856 WHY CAN'T ANYTHING BE JUST GOOD OR OKAY? 130 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,359 BUT I-I-I DIGRESS. 131 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,995 YOU'VE SEEN THE ORIGINAL. THAT'S MY STORY. 132 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,663 - WELL, HOW DO YOU PLAN TO UPDATE IT? 133 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,532 I MEAN, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE? - MY TAKE? 134 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,834 MY TAKE IS I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT AND MAKE IT MY OWN. 135 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,737 - [chuckles] OH, OH, I-I GET IT. 136 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,639 YOU KNOW, STORY'S REALLY NEVER BEEN YOUR THING, RIGHT? 137 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,909 YOU'RE ALL ABOUT VOICE AND ATTITUDE, 138 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,012 LOTS OF TALK, NO ACTION. 139 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,847 - OH, OKAY. 140 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,849 SO WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 141 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,484 - WE DO? - YES. 142 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,486 AND IF YOU'RE STILL WANTING TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, 143 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,121 I'M DOWN WITH IT. - YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 144 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,657 - I WAS IN A LOVING, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP AT THE TIME. 145 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,725 NOW NOT SO MUCH. 146 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,393 I MEAN, IT'S STILL LOVING, 147 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:00,861 BUT WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET BACK ON THE PHYSICAL PLANE, 148 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,497 WHICH SUCKS, BUT IT DOES AFFORD ME CERTAIN FREEDOMS. 149 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,866 - I WISH YOU WERE THIS IMAGINATIVE IN YOUR WRITING. 150 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,469 - I THINK IT WOULD CLEAR THE AIR, RIGHT? 151 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,137 I MEAN, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A WOMAN THAT'S USED TO GETTING 152 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,005 WHAT SHE WANTS, YOU KNOW. 153 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,807 AND I'M THE GUY THAT SAID "NO, THANKS" 154 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,008 TO YOUR FLESHY GOODNESS, 155 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,910 WHICH MAKES ME THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY. 156 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,879 SO YOU'VE PUT ME UP ON THIS PEDESTAL 157 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,048 BUILT OF BITTERNESS AND REGRET. 158 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,684 - THIS IS EXCITING, HMM? 159 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,686 THE SEXUAL TENSION-- IT'S--IT'S THICK. [laughs] 160 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,888 I MEAN, YOU COULD--YOU COULD CUT IT WITH A KNIFE 161 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,590 AND SPREAD IT ON SOME CROSTINI. 162 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,759 - WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE? 163 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,594 I HAVE A STUDIO TO RUN. 164 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:37,030 [Judas Priest's You've Got Another Thing Comin'] 165 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,668 - WHO WANTS TO REMAKE A CLASSIC FUCKING MOVIE FROM THE '70s? 166 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:43,136 - IT CAME OUT IN '80, ACTUALLY. 167 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,973 OW. - QUIET, WRITER. 168 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,876 A MAN WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS 169 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,612 CAME OUT RECENTLY. 170 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:56,950 HE CAME OUT IN A BIG, BRAVE, SHOWY WAY. 171 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,855 THEN HE BROUGHT ME THIS MOVIE. 172 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,657 NOW, AT FIRST, I THOUGHT, 173 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,826 "WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANONYMOUS GAY MEN 174 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:10,197 PUNISHING EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES IN DARK, DANK LEATHER BARS?" 175 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:13,601 THEN I THOUGHT, "THIS GUY DOES." 176 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:17,771 THREE MONTHS IN DINGY GAY BARS, 177 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,507 AND I GET PAID FOR IT TOO? 178 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:23,210 WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN? 179 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,913 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, HANDSOME? 180 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,215 YOU SEEN THE ORIGINAL? - OH, YES. 181 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,983 FUCKING BRILLIANT! 182 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,719 - TURN THAT SHIT UP. 183 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:35,623 - * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 184 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:40,027 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 185 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,965 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 186 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,567 - OH, OH, OH. 187 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,002 - * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING * 188 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,750 * SWALLOW THE BONE 189 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,985 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 190 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,820 * YEAH 191 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,990 * IT'S A-COMIN' AT YA 192 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,525 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER... 193 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:15,295 - SOLD IT, IN THE ROOM-- TOTALLY FUCKING BRILLIANT. 194 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,230 - SETTLE DOWN, JUDY GARLAND. 195 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,866 - YOU GUYS SHOULD COME CELEBRATE TONIGHT. 196 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,133 FIST-- 197 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,835 SANTA MONICA AND ROBERTSON, BE THERE. 198 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,236 - OH, YOU'RE GOING TO FIST. 199 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,938 I GOT A THING OVER AT PROLAPSED RECTUM. 200 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:27,240 YOU KNOW, IT'S IN SILVER LAKE. - BE THERE, WRITER... 201 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,943 OR BE OFF THE PROJECT. - HE WILL BE THERE, ROBBIE. 202 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,211 - SURE THING. 203 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,847 JUST GOT TO GET MY ASSLESS CHAPS OUT OF STORAGE. 204 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,584 [engine turns, revving] 205 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,720 - [smooches] 206 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,757 - HE IS SOMETHING, AIN'T HE? 207 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,625 - YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL, 208 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,694 OR ELSE SOME PART OF HIM IS GONNA END UP 209 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:47,628 IN SOME PART OF YOU. 210 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,597 - WHY YOU WANT TO RAIN ON MY GAY PARADE? 211 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,064 - OH, IT'S GONNA RAIN, CHARLIE. 212 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,299 IT'S GONNA RAIN BIG BUCKETS 213 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,334 OF SMOOTH, CREAMY MAN-CAKE BATTER. 214 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,637 I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR UMBRELLA. 215 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,306 - GOSH, MARCY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FITTING ME IN. 216 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,074 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 217 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,043 THIS IS MY PURE PLEASURE. 218 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,046 AND BY THE WAY, THIS RIP'S ON THE HOUSE--MY TREAT. 219 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,247 [tearing] OH! 220 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,650 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. - [tapping hand] 221 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,819 - YOU COME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. - THAT'S NICE. 222 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,987 I MEAN, I AM THE SHIT WHEN IT COMES 223 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,322 TO MAKING PUSSIES PRETTY, 224 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:19,727 BUT, UH, YOUR WRITING MEANS TOO MUCH TO ME. 225 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,361 THIS SHIT IS GRATIS. 226 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,731 - THANK YOU, THAT'S VERY SWEET. 227 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:27,200 - [clears throat] CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 228 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,937 AND TRUST ME, IT'S GONNA SOUND FREAKY. 229 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,238 [tearing] - OW! 230 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,741 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. - [exhales deeply] 231 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:37,344 OKAY, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF VAJAY IN MY DAY, 232 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,848 BUT YOURS IS SIMPLY STUNNING. 233 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,216 I MEAN, IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO HACK THROUGH ALL THIS BRUSH, 234 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,919 BUT ONCE I GOT THERE, WOW. 235 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,220 - THANK YOU. 236 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,356 - HONESTLY, IT'S LIKE IT'S GLOWING. 237 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,124 - YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? - NO. 238 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,928 BUT PLEASE TELL ME, BECAUSE MINE LOOKS LIKE DAY-OLD DELI MEAT. 239 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,264 - IT IS UNTOUCHED BY MAN. 240 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:01,301 - BUT...I MEAN, DO YOU-- HOW DO YOU--DID YOU-- 241 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,671 - OH--WHAT? OH, HOW DO I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF? 242 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,239 MARCY, I DO EXACTLY THAT. 243 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,741 I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 244 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,977 I DON'T NEED A FUCKING MAN TO MAKE ME COME. 245 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,945 I COME ALL THE TIME. 246 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,881 I JUST CAME RIGHT NOW. 247 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:17,851 - SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST DID? - NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 248 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,687 BUT I FOUND A BETTER WAY. 249 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,055 IF YOU WITHHOLD, YOU GAIN POWER. 250 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,057 - [exhales sharply] 251 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,026 THAT IS SOME HEADY SHIT, OPHELIA. 252 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:29,697 - SO, INSTEAD OF PUTTING MY HEAD IN SOME MAN'S LAP, 253 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,700 I PUT MY NOSE IN A BOOK, AND I NEVER LOOKED UP. 254 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:36,003 AND GUESS WHAT. ALL MY DREAMS CAME TRUE. 255 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,339 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T JUST LIKE MUNCHING BOX? 256 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:43,010 - I LOVE WOMEN, BUT NOT LIKE THAT. 257 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,277 I'D RATHER BE ALONE, 258 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,748 ALONE WITH MY FIRST EDITIONS AND MY HUMMUS. 259 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,415 I LOVE HUMMUS. 260 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,850 - WHAT ABOUT CHILDREN? 261 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,119 - UGH, DISGUSTING LITTLE CREATURES. 262 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,987 - CHURCH. 263 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,792 [hard rock guitar music] 264 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:02,262 * 265 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,397 - OH, BOY! 266 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,167 ALL RIGHT, ONE DRINK, HANK. THAT'S IT, I PROMISE. 267 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,902 - I CAN STAY ALL NIGHT. 268 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:12,172 I FEEL LIKE "INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF THE GREASED FIST." 269 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,241 - RUNKLE! - AAH! 270 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,009 - SOME PEOPLE I WANT YOU TO MEET! 271 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,310 - GOING IN! 272 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,380 - DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO. 273 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,217 - WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 274 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,188 - [chuckles] BATESY! - HANK! 275 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,489 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 276 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,191 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 277 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,860 RESEARCH--GOT A NEW BOOK IN THE WORKS. 278 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:36,196 QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, KITTEN? 279 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,766 - OH, CHARLIE'S GAY NOW. - NOW? 280 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,134 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THAT SCRUMPTIOUS LITTLE MACAROON 281 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,803 WAS BORN WITH BALLS ON HIS CHIN. 282 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,871 - [laughs] 283 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,438 - HOW'S KAREN? - SHE'S GOOD. 284 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,941 SHE'S SHACKING UP WITH MARCY... 285 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,042 NOT IN THAT WAY. 286 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,410 - WELL, I'M CONFUSED. 287 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,345 WHY IS SHE NOT SHACKED UP WITH YOU IN THAT WAY? 288 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,881 - I'M EQUALLY CONFUSED. 289 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,784 I GUESS WE'RE JUST HEROES OF BAD TIMING. 290 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,285 - HEY, YOU GOING TO BECCA'S THING TONIGHT? 291 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,820 - WHAT BECCA'S THING? 292 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,288 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BECCA'S THING TONIGHT? 293 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,790 - WE KEEP IN TOUCH. 294 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,324 SHE'S ALWAYS ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WRITING. 295 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,459 SHE'S SO CUTE. SHE'S FANTASTIC, HANK. 296 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,262 - HUH. SHE NEVER ASKS ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WRITING. 297 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,331 - WELL, THAT COULD BE ONE OF TWO THINGS. 298 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,366 EITHER SHE RECOGNIZES WHO THE REAL WRITER IS, 299 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,903 OR SHE'S NOT READY TO LET YOU IN YET, HANK. 300 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,504 COME ON, IT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH ON THE POOR GAL. 301 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,072 SHE WANTS TO BE A WRITER. 302 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,341 HER DAD'S, YOU KNOW, REASONABLY GOOD AT IT. 303 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,376 - "REASONABLY"? - [chuckles] 304 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,045 IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE STILL YOUNG. 305 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,914 IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE GREATS, 306 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,782 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PARK YOUR ASS IN THAT CHAIR 307 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,150 AND BLEED ON THE MOTHERFUCKER. 308 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,019 - THANKS FOR THE GROSS TIP, PROF. 309 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,386 - OKAY. 310 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,088 LISTEN, I GOT TO GO. I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK. 311 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,390 GOT A LOT OF THIRSTY BOYS. - YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, GUNGA DIN. 312 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,227 - YES, TIPPING IS PERMITTED. - OH, REALLY? 313 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,996 - TAKE YOUR TIME, SUGAR. [laughs] 314 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,364 - THERE HE IS. 315 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,366 - ABBOTT'S HABIT-- IT'S IN VENICE. 316 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,201 I THINK SHE GOES ON AROUND 11:00 OR SO. 317 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,870 - THANKS, BATESY. 318 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,239 - HEY, WRITER. 319 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,207 - OH, WOW. 320 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,109 WAIT A MINUTE. [sniffs] - HMM. 321 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,544 - OH, YOU'RE REAL. 322 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,347 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MIRAGE, BUT YOU SMELL OF PERFUME-- 323 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,015 LADY-NESS. - MM. 324 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,885 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - ROBBIE INVITED US... 325 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,287 TO CELEBRATE. - HEY, HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY. 326 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,322 BIG, GAY PARTY AT RUNKLE'S! 327 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,024 [all cheering] 328 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,392 LET'S GO! 329 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,864 [engines rumbling] 330 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,966 COME ON, HOP ON, RUNKLE. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 331 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,568 WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND THIS STEEL, BITCH--LET'S GO. 332 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,971 GET ON IT. [engines rumbling] 333 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,139 YES. 334 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,376 [engine turns, revving] 335 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,882 - YOU'RE WRONG, KAREN. - WHAT? 336 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,451 - YOU'RE WRONG. MEN ARE THE ENEMY. 337 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,153 - "MENEMY" MINE. 338 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,188 "MENENEMY." - [laughs] 339 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,956 - "MENEMY" MINE! 340 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:43,857 - OH, I LIKE THAT. 341 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,960 THAT IS GOOD, MARCY. YES, I LOVE THAT. 342 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,196 THAT IS THE TITLE OF MY NEXT BOOK. 343 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,197 THANK YOU. 344 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,899 UH... - THANK YOU. 345 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,501 - UM, THE MENEMY, MY OPHELIA ROBINS. 346 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,004 HOW MEN DEVASTATE YOUR VAGINA 347 00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,107 AND SUCK OUT YOUR WILL TO LIVE. 348 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,341 - JESUS. 349 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,076 - CATCHY. 350 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,012 - YOU THINK MY UTTER HATRED OF MEN 351 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,479 IS VERY EXTREME, DON'T YOU? 352 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,480 - UH... - I DON'T. 353 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,349 - I DO. YEAH, I DO. 354 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,018 - WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, KAREN. 355 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,954 WHERE EXACTLY HAS THE PRINCESS MYTH GOTTEN YOU? 356 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,389 BECAUSE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, EVERYONE YOU'VE BEEN WITH 357 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,091 HAS GROWN TIRED OF FUCKING YOU 358 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,228 AND WANDERED OFF INTO THE TITS AND PUSSY OF SOMEONE ELSE. 359 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,896 - [coughs] - NOT BILL. 360 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,198 YOU GOT TIRED OF BONING BILL, AND YOU WENT BACK TO HANK, 361 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,934 AND THEN BATES GOT ALL CHICKEN HAWK ON YOU. 362 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,568 - OKAY, OKAY, YOU DON'T NEED TO, LIKE-- 363 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,470 - I WAS JUST GETTING THE HISTORY STRAIGHT. 364 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,373 - KAREN, YOU HAVE GOT TO WORK ON YOURSELF. 365 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,208 YOU NEED TO JUST GET AWAY 366 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,478 FROM THIS FAIRY-TALE, HAPPY-ENDING FANTASY 367 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,280 AND FOCUS ON THE NOW. 368 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,448 I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU? 369 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,083 WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? 370 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,919 - THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW--THAT IS IT. 371 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,155 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE FIGHTING ME. 372 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,991 YOU'RE A SOPHISTICATED, INTELLIGENT WOMAN. 373 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,661 WHY HAVE YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH BOYS? 374 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,130 - BOYS ARE FUN. [Marcy chuckles] 375 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,166 - WERE YOU MOLESTED AS A CHILD? 376 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,467 - NO. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 377 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,104 SERIOUSLY, I WAS. I THINK I WAS. 378 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,240 MY CRAZY UNCLE ANDY USED TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE BOTTOMLESS 379 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,541 WHEN HE BABYSAT US. 380 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,443 IS THAT--DOES THAT COUNT? 381 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,947 - YES, OF COURSE IT COUNTS, MARCY. 382 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:17,017 THE PENIS IS NOT ONLY A DISGUSTING APPENDAGE, 383 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,519 IT IS ALSO A DEADLY WEAPON. 384 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,022 AND IN MY NEW BOOK, THE ONE YOU JUST TITLED, 385 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,557 I ADVOCATE THE USE OF A COCK CAGE. 386 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,995 I-IT'S LIKE A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE. 387 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,730 AND I HONESTLY-- I REALLY THINK IT SHOULD BE... 388 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,699 WHAT IS THAT? WE DIDN'T ORDER THOSE. 389 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,202 - THESE ARE COURTESY OF THE GENTLEMEN OVER THERE. 390 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,404 - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. - OH, SNAP. 391 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,272 - OH, HOW DARE THEY? - THANK YOU. 392 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,707 STILL GOT IT. 393 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,443 - LADIES... - HI. 394 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,644 - HEY. 395 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,712 - HELLO, BOYS. 396 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,015 YES, WE ARE LADIES. 397 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,682 AND, UH, WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST, 398 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,019 BUT THIS OVERTURE WAS ILL-CONCEIVED 399 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,753 AND AMATEURISHLY EXECUTED. 400 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,722 SO, IF YOU BUY US ENOUGH OF THESE, 401 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,624 THEN WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO SPREAD OUR LEGS 402 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,592 AND SUCK YOUR DIRTY COCKS. 403 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,594 IS THAT THE DEAL? THAT'S THE DEAL, RIGHT? 404 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,163 THAT'S THE IMPLIED CONTRACT. 405 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,697 - WELL, THAT WOULDN'T BE THE WORST WAY 406 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,467 TO END AN EVENING, WOULD IT? 407 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,169 - WELL, UM, I GUESS NOT. 408 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,738 BUT, UH, WHAT ABOUT THE MORNING AFTER, 409 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,207 WHEN WE, UH, WAKE UP WITH SAVAGE MORNING BREATH 410 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:17,744 AND REALLY BAD GAS FROM ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL STINKY CHEESE? 411 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:21,081 WILL YOUR MORNING WOOD LAST THROUGH OUR EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA? 412 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:25,718 WILL YOUR LOVE SEE US THROUGH OUR HORMONAL FLUCTUATIONS, 413 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,355 PERIMENOPAUSE, AND TOTAL OVARIAN SHUTDOWN? 414 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,191 BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN, GUYS. [snapping fingers] 415 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,259 AND WE FUCKING AGE. 416 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,628 WE DON'T REMAIN EAGER LITTLE FUCK TOYS FOREVER. 417 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,630 SO HOW ABOUT IT? 418 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,399 YOU STILL WANT TO BUY US A DRINK? 419 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,068 WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO? 420 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,635 WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? WHAT HAPPENED? 421 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,738 YOU DON'T-- CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? 422 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,507 WHAT, YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR MOMMIES? 423 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,076 YOU FUCKING INFANTS. 424 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,245 - THAT WAS INCREDIBLE, MARCY. - AY. 425 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,082 - YOU JUST TOOK OWNERSHIP OF YOUR SHE-NESS. 426 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:55,882 - SWEATING. 427 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,384 - THAT WAS JUST--OH! - THANK YOU. 428 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,219 - THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD. - THANK YOU. 429 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,821 - IT IS A WORD. IT WAS THE TITLE OF MY FIRST BOOK. 430 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,258 [sighs] ALL RIGHT, WHO IS UP FOR DESSERT? 431 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:08,261 [rock guitar music] 432 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:11,064 * 433 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,533 - RACHEL HAS A BIG CRUSH ON CHARLIE. 434 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:17,270 - WHY? - HE'S CUTE. 435 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,606 - YOU KNOW, HE IS CUTE. 436 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,208 I GIVE THE GUY A LOT OF SHIT, 437 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,809 BUT HE'S PRETTY FUCKING ADORABLE, 438 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:26,513 YOU KNOW, IN A WALKING LIFE-SIZE PENIS KIND OF A WAY, 439 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,248 LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER. - [chuckles] 440 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,117 - IT'S TOO BAD HE'S A 'MO. 441 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,818 - OH, HE'S NO 'MO. 442 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,353 - HE'S NOT? - MM-MM. 443 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,487 NO, HE'S JUST PRETENDING. 444 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,289 HE WANTED TO SIGN THE MAC ATTACK. 445 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,759 THE MAN DOES WHAT HE HAS TO DO. HE'S A FUCKING CLOSER--MY BOY. 446 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,494 YOU SHOULD GO UP TO HIM AND TELL HIM YOU DIG HIS STEEZE. 447 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,729 YEAH, HE'LL BE SO CHUFFED, 448 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,131 HE'LL PROBABLY COME IN HIS PANTS. 449 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,532 YOU SHOULD STAND BACK A FEW FEET. 450 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,866 SERIOUSLY, KEEP YOUR HANDS UP. 451 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,536 - CHARLIE, I WANT TO THANK YOU. - YOU ARE WELCOME. 452 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,737 - I WAS COMING OUT OF REHAB, 453 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,572 AND YOU TOOK ME INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS. 454 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,608 I'VE NEVER FELT SO PROTECTED. - THAT'S WHAT I DO, ROBBIE. 455 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,344 - I'M SO GLAD I LET YOU SERVICE ME. 456 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,181 - I'M HAPPY TO BE SERVICING YOU. 457 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,250 - I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE LOVE. 458 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,318 - YEE--WHAT? 459 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,619 - WE SHOULD FUCK... 460 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,156 ONCE AT THE VERY LEAST. 461 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,891 - WHY? - BECAUSE THERE'S TENSION HERE. 462 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,860 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ATTRACTED TO ME, 463 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,529 AND WHILE I'M NOT PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU, 464 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,331 I DO FEEL ENORMOUSLY GRATEFUL, 465 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:21,734 WHICH CAN BE EVEN HOTTER SOMETIMES. 466 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,603 I THINK YOU SHOULD BLOW ME FOR A WHILE, 467 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,738 AND THEN I COULD FINISH UP IN THAT CUTE, LITTLE DOUGHY BUTT 468 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,207 OF YOURS. 469 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,208 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 470 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,676 NO... 471 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,544 THINK ABOUT IT. 472 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,481 I'LL BE BACK. 473 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,450 - [laughing] 474 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,751 - CHARLIE... 475 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,653 I KNOW YOUR SECRET, CHARLIE. 476 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:41,888 - YOU DO? 477 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,492 - I KNOW YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING. - I AM? 478 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,660 I AM. - YEAH. 479 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,229 - I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW 480 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,299 THAT I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON YOU. 481 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,167 I TEMPED ON YOUR DESK YEARS BACK, 482 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,568 AND I THOUGHT ABOUT TELLING YOU, 483 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,605 BUT THEN YOU GOT FIRED FOR THE MASTURBATION VIDEO, 484 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,374 AND I MISSED MY CHANCE. 485 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:05,412 IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT, I'D LOVE TO SUCK YOUR DICK. 486 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,314 - [groaning] 487 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,948 - WHY DID YOU EVEN DO THE MOVIE? 488 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,650 IT WAS SUCH AN EPIC PIECE OF SHIT. 489 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,419 - [chuckles] 490 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,687 CRAZY LITTLE THING MADE CLOSE TO $300 MILLION WORLDWIDE. 491 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,457 IT COST 50. IT MADE MY FUCKING CAREER. 492 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,691 - AND IT TAINTED MINE. 493 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,393 - OH, PLEASE, YOU TAINTED YOUR OWN CAREER. 494 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,529 YOU'RE INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH. 495 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,264 - YEAH, RIGHT. 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T PUT OUT? 496 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,732 - [chuckles] YEAH, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS 497 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,500 LITTLE INCIDENT YOU KEEP PRATTLING ON ABOUT. 498 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,202 - OH, BULLSHIT. 499 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,271 WE WERE SITTING IN YOUR OFFICE, ON YOUR COUCH, JUST LIKE THIS. 500 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,474 AND YOU LEANED OVER, AND YOU SMOOCHED ME... 501 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,611 JUST LIKE THAT. 502 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:42,682 AND I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU EVEN PUT YOUR HAND ON MY LEG... 503 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,252 SOMETHING LIKE THIS. - MM. 504 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,554 - RING A BELL? - IF YOU SAY SO. 505 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,390 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S ALL THE GAY SEX TALKING OR NOT, 506 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,259 BUT YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD TO ME RIGHT NOW. 507 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,960 - WOW. AREN'T YOU A CHARMER? 508 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,963 - I STILL THINK YOU'RE MEAN, PETTY, AND VINDICTIVE. 509 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,899 BUT I'M THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD HATE-FUCK-- 510 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:03,370 YOU KNOW, GET THE POISON OUT. - IF YOU SAY SO. 511 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,639 - SO YOU ADMIT IT, YOU'RE STILL INTO ME. 512 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,709 I'M SORRY. I CHANGED MY MIND. 513 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,444 - [sighs] 514 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,381 UH-UH, FUCK YOU. 515 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,384 - [moaning] 516 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,018 [moans loudly] 517 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,854 OOH! 518 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,390 AAH! - [screams] 519 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,659 - I AM SO FUCKING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW! 520 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,595 - [laughs] - OKAY. 521 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,929 OH! 522 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,499 MAMMARY GLANDS! - [laughs] 523 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,334 OKAY, OKAY, CHARLIE, JUST WAIT--WAIT A SECOND. 524 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,435 - [growling] 525 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,604 - CHARLIE, I NEED TO GO PEE AND PUT MY DIAPHRAGM IN. 526 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,938 - AWESOME! - OKAY. 527 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,740 - YOU DO THAT! - YEAH. 528 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,342 - YOU DO THAT. GOD! 529 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,911 I LOVE HEARING ABOUT ALL THAT GIRLY STUFF! 530 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,717 [knock at door] YES? 531 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,752 [knock at door] 532 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,988 YES! 533 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,626 - CHARLIE, ARE YOU READY FOR ME? 534 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,295 OH, YES, YOU ARE. 535 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,498 YOU GOT ALL NAKED FOR ROBBIE. 536 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,600 HERE... 537 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,801 TAKE A LOOK. 538 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,639 THAT'S BRITISH STEEL. - WOW. 539 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,708 THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE RIG YOU GOT THERE, ROBBIE. 540 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,809 SOLID. 541 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:20,447 SOLID COCK AND BALLS, THAT... 542 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,782 THAT'S SOME REAL MOVIE-STAR SHIT RIGHT THERE. 543 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,551 - THANKS, CHARLIE. 544 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:28,521 YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND THIS PIECE OR WHAT? 545 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,056 - UH... 546 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,792 WELL, IT'S REALLY KIND OF YOU TO OFFER-- 547 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,461 - CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - EW! 548 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,629 PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON, GIRL--THAT SHIT IS FOUL. 549 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,565 CHARLIE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - SHE CAME ON TO ME. 550 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,066 SHE WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 551 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,534 SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME! 552 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,069 I WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH YOUR DICK. 553 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,937 REALLY, REALLY, SHE'S DISGUSTING. 554 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,573 - YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! 555 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,409 YOU KNOW WHAT, ROBBIE? HE IS JUST PRETENDING TO BE GAY! 556 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,611 - I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND. 557 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,080 CHARLIE? - NO! FUCK, NO. 558 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,983 - MOMENT OF TRUTH, CHARLIE. 559 00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,620 OPEN UP AND SAY AHH. 560 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,491 - [groans] 561 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,426 I CAN'T! 562 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,061 I GOT HEP-C? 563 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,599 - GUESS WHAT, BUDDY. ME TOO. 564 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,833 [laughs] 565 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,702 COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. SUCK THAT SHIT. 566 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,971 - OKAY, BUT, REALLY, MY BIGGER CONCERN IS, 567 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,807 WHAT IS THIS GONNA DO 568 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,675 TO OUR PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP? 569 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:26,579 - OH, I THINK IT'S GONNA MAKE THINGS A LOT FUCKING HOTTER. 570 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,947 - OKAY. 571 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,649 WOULD YOU TAKE A HAND JOB? 572 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,586 - I THINK THAT THERE IS A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH TONIGHT, 573 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,555 CHARLIE RUNKLE, 574 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,857 AND I'M COMING. 575 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,460 - OKAY. OKAY. 576 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,994 [panting] 577 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,596 [whimpering] 578 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,131 OKAY! 579 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,066 I CAN'T! I CAN'T! 580 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,101 I'M SORRY. I JUST--I CAN'T. 581 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,037 I'M--I'M STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW. 582 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,839 I'M NOT PERFECTLY STRAIGHT. 583 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,074 IF I WAS IN PRISON RIGHT NOW, I'D PROBABLY BE A TOTAL SLUT. 584 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,943 BUT IN THE REAL WORLD, 585 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,612 I DEFINITELY PREFER THE FAIRER SEX. 586 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,948 I'M SO SORRY. 587 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,149 I'M SO SORRY. [zipper closes] 588 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:06,085 I JUST--I'M SUCH A BIG FAN, AND I JUST-- 589 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,587 I GOT CAUGHT UP IN A LIE. 590 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,156 - YOU ARE A LIAR AND A COWARD, CHARLIE RUNKLE. 591 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,492 - YES. YES, I AM. 592 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,094 - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU ARE? 593 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:20,633 FIRED. 594 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,502 - SEE? 595 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:26,005 I FEEL THE TOXINS ABOUT TO RELEASE FROM MY BODY. 596 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,640 ISN'T THIS MUCH BETTER? 597 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:31,878 ALL THE RESENTMENT IS ABOUT TO JUST EXPLODE OUT OF ME. 598 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,981 WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO. 599 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,616 [moans] 600 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,185 YOUR CAREER WOULD PROBABLY BE IN A LOT BETTER SHAPE. 601 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,620 - MAYBE. YOU NEVER KNOW. 602 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,890 I'VE BEEN QUITE THE SELF-SABOTEUR. 603 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,526 - HANK? - YES, CHARLES? 604 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:50,096 - HANK, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. THE JIG IS UP, HANK. 605 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,531 I'VE BEEN "INNED." 606 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,199 - CAN YOU GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES? 607 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,735 - [chuckles] JUST A FEW? 608 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:59,506 - OH, LISTEN, LADY, I'M ENJOYING YOUR WHOLE...THIS. 609 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,975 BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU IN GENERAL. 610 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:06,713 YOU KNOW, YOU DID FIRE ME AND THEN HAD ME REWRITTEN, 611 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,515 WHICH LED TO A NASTY CHAIN OF EVENTS, 612 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,951 WHICH, IN TURN, LED TO A DEVASTATING DOWNWARD SPIRAL. 613 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:15,221 SO DON'T LET THE HARDNESS OF HANK JR. FOOL YOU. 614 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,256 UH, THAT SHIT DID NOT SIT WELL WITH ME. 615 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,627 - WOULD YOU GUYS BE INTERESTED IN A THIRD, BY ANY CHANCE? 616 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,696 I'M FUCKING HORNY AS HELL RIGHT NOW. 617 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:27,634 - [groans] 618 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:32,605 ONCE A BOTTOM-FEEDER, ALWAYS A BOTTOM-FEEDER. 619 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,044 FUCK YOU, HANK. - HMM. 620 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,646 [door slams] 621 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,280 - SHOULD WE ASSUME THE DEAL IS OFF? 622 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,783 - OF COURSE THE DEAL IS OFF, HANK! 623 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,687 AND IF THE DEAL IS OFF, I'M FIRED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW! 624 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:55,127 - AND THE THING THEY NEVER TELL YOU IS HOW HARD IT IS-- 625 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,731 GROWING UP, FINDING YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD, 626 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,767 ACCEPTING YOUR FATE. 627 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,169 BUT IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE 628 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,171 WHO GETS YOU... 629 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,206 WHO ACCEPTS YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE... 630 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:11,143 WHO EVER SO GENTLY NUDGES YOU TOWARDS YOUR DESTINY. 631 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,113 SO, YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 632 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,882 I WAS BORN TO BE A WRITER... 633 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,584 WHICH IS WEIRD, 634 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,953 BECAUSE I DEFINITELY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE FOR MYSELF... 635 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,855 SOMETHING BIG... 636 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,190 LARGER THAN LIFE. 637 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:27,627 BUT IT'S A WASTE OF TIME, WANTING THINGS, 638 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,730 BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER, THE THING THAT WANTS YOU 639 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:34,233 IS JUST GONNA COME UP AND TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDER. 640 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:37,036 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE READY. 641 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:40,306 [applause] 642 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:51,751 GOOD EVENING, LADIES. 643 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,720 - FUCK YOU, HANK. - WHAT DID I DO? 644 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,221 - YOU HAVE A PENIS. - UH-HUH. 645 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,023 - AND SHE'S EMBRACING HER SHE-NESS. 646 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,658 YOU CAN'T COME IN. 647 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,160 - I LIKE YOUR POETRY, WOMAN, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 648 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,895 - YOU DON'T NEED TO. IT'S OKAY. 649 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,196 SO WHAT'S UP? - WHAT'S UP? 650 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,098 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S UP. 651 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:07,900 OUR DAUGHTER'S PRETTY FUCKING TALENTED--THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 652 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,368 - I KNOW. - MM-HMM. 653 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,270 - YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY TO TELL ME SOMETHING I ALREADY KNOW? 654 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,073 - NO, I CAME ALL THIS WAY TO TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM 655 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:19,011 FOR MY SHAMEFUL SELF-INDULGENCE OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS. 656 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,212 - IT'S OKAY. 657 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,848 YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING, HANK. 658 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,750 I'M JUST GLAD THAT YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. 659 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:26,085 - I-I FE-- I-I DO. I-I FEEL BETTER. 660 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,720 - MM-HMM. 661 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,256 - AND NOW THAT I'M RELATIVELY CLEAN AND SOBERISH, 662 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:33,392 I'M PAINFULLY AWARE OF HOW WE LEFT THINGS. 663 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,028 IT'S JUST--I MEAN, I... 664 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,064 IT'S ALL SO-- - UNRESOLVED? 665 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,932 - YES, EXACTLY. 666 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,768 YES. 667 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:44,804 - IT MAY HAVE TO STAY THAT WAY FOR A WHILE. 668 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:45,604 - I FIGURED AS MUCH. 669 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,040 BUT, UH, WE SHOULD RECONVENE AGAIN 670 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,241 AND TALK ABOUT THIS-- 671 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,711 THE STATE OF OUR UNION AND WHATNOT... 672 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,145 SOMETIME SOON. 673 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,380 HMM? 674 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,248 - LET'S PLAY IT BY EAR. - OKAY, WE WILL. 675 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,050 WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR. 676 00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,318 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, 677 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,721 BECAUSE OF OUR PURE-OF-HEART LITTLE MUNCHKIN 678 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:02,855 BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER... - MM-HMM. 679 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,724 - I'M GOING OFF TO WRITE SOMETHING. 680 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,693 - YOU'RE GONNA WRITE SOMETHING? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 681 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:07,660 - REALLY? 682 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,361 - I'M GONNA MAKE MY INTENTIONS KNOWN, KAREN. 683 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:10,997 PUT IT DOWN ON PAPER. - INTERESTING. 684 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,666 - PREPARE TO BE JOHN WOO'D. - I WILL. 685 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,868 I'M EXCITED FOR YOU. GOOD. 686 00:27:15,902 --> 00:27:20,673 - AND I'M OKAY WITH ALL THIS. I'M RELATIVELY SANGUINE. 687 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:25,277 IN FACT... I AM THE SANGUINATOR. 688 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,413 - GOOD--GOOD NIGHT. 689 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,382 [laughs] 690 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:31,751 UM... - SO... 691 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:32,885 - GOOD. OKAY. 692 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:36,889 - TILL WE MEET AGAIN. - MM-HMM. 693 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:39,692 - GOOD NIGHT, KAREN. - GOOD NIGHT, HANK. 694 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:42,461 - * DON'T LET THE SADNESS GROW 695 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,864 * 696 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:51,303 * YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, DON'T YOU KNOW? * 697 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:57,810 * AND IT'S EASY TO DIVE INTO DOUBT * 698 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:03,883 * BUT HARDER TO CLIMB BACK OUT * 699 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:10,923 * SO COME, HEARTS THAT ARE SCARED AND ALONE * 700 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:13,159 * LET LOVE GIVE YOU 701 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,363 * WARMTH IN THE COLD 702 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:23,903 * LET FAITH AND HOPE LEAD YOU ON * 703 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:29,375 * LET JOY BE THE THEME OF YOUR SONG *