1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:10,078 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,479 - I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA. 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:15,783 I GIVE YOU ONE OF DADDY'S LONG, SLOW TONGUE BATHS. 4 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,718 - HEY, I WANT YOU TO MEET GABRIEL. 5 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,187 - OH. [both gasp] 6 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,821 YOU WERE GETTING SUCKED OFF BY YOUR SPONSOR. 7 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,358 - THE PENIS IS NOT ONLY A DISGUSTING APPENDAGE, 8 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,294 IT IS ALSO A DEADLY WEAPON. 9 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:27,795 - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 10 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,464 HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, A CHILDHOOD MATE. 11 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,100 [cheers and applause] 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,135 - I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH A BITCH. 13 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,671 - GOD, I'M SO SORRY I FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND. 14 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,108 - DO YOU KNOW THAT FUCKER? 15 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,543 - THIS FUCKER IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN REHAB RIGHT NOW. 16 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,112 - DID YOU SIGN ROBBIE MAC? 17 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,114 - YEAH, I-I WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS GONNA STICK. 18 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:49,250 - WELL, IT STUCK ALL RIGHT. IT'S ON DEADLINE. 19 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,818 - OH, HE'S NO 'MO. NO, HE'S JUST PRETENDING. 20 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,453 HE WANTED TO SIGN THE MAC ATTACK. 21 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,755 - THERE'S A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH TONIGHT, 22 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,823 AND I'M COMING. 23 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,192 - [grunts] I CAN'T! 24 00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,360 - [sighs] 25 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,829 - I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU IN GENERAL. 26 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,465 YOU KNOW, YOU DID FIRE ME. 27 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,499 SHOULD WE ASSUME THE DEAL IS OFF? 28 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,700 - FUCK YOU, HANK. 29 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,436 - I'M GOING OFF TO WRITE SOMETHING. 30 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:09,703 - YOU'RE GONNA WRITE SOMETHING? 31 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,239 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. - REALLY? 32 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,341 INTERESTING. - PREPARE TO BE JOHN WOO'D. 33 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,583 [Joe Walsh's Funk 50] 34 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:31,125 * 35 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:38,466 - * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU WITH ME, FIND SOMEPLACE TO HIDE * 36 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,269 * IF AND WHEN THEY FIND US 37 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,771 * AT LEAST WE CAN SAY WE TRIED, YEAH * 38 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,807 * I'M GONNA GET MY MOTOR MOVIN' * 39 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,776 * I'M GONNA DRESS IN BLACK 40 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,212 * WALK DOWN THAT RED CARPET 41 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,781 * SHOW EVERYBODY I'M BACK 42 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,650 * SHOW EVERYBODY I'M BACK 43 00:01:56,684 --> 00:02:05,326 * 44 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,468 - HI, WOMAN. 45 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,503 WHERE YOU GOING? 46 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,205 - I HAVE A MEETING. 47 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,673 - OH, YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME COFFEE? 48 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,209 - WELL, I HAVE A MEETING. 49 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:24,178 - WELL, CAN'T YOU BE LATE? 50 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,847 - I HAVE A MEETING. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 51 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,417 - OKAY, SO SOME PEOPLE, THEY HAVE TO WORK FOR A LIVING. 52 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,685 - OH, WHEN I WORKS, I WORKS HARD. 53 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,953 - WELL, GET TO IT, THEN. 54 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,356 - WELL, I NEED A MUSE, YOU KNOW. WHERE YOU GOING? 55 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,825 I CAN DRIVE YOU, AND WE CAN TALK ON THE WAY. 56 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,960 - ATTICUS FETCH'S HOUSE. - MM. 57 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,196 - HMM, I THINK YOU'VE BEEN THERE. 58 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,464 - I HAVE. IT'S ALL A BIT BLURRY, THOUGH. 59 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,532 - MM, I CAN IMAGINE. 60 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,234 HEY, WHY'D YOU BLOW HIM OFF? 61 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,468 - 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT 62 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,570 TO WRITE A FUCKING BROADWAY MUSICAL, KAREN. 63 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,871 THE GUY SEEMS LIKE A NUTTER, 64 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,474 AND I THINK HE MIGHT THREATEN MY SOBRIETY. 65 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,277 - SAYS THE GUY WITH WHISKEY ON HIS BREATH. 66 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,246 - THAT WAS A CREATIVE LUBRICANT, 67 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,813 AND IT'S NOT WORKING SO WELL. 68 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,350 - NO, SO DON'T DO-- I GOT TO GO. 69 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,518 - SO YOU'RE REFUSING TO BE MY MUSE? 70 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:05,853 OH, SWEETIE. 71 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,288 I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS 72 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,689 WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING FROM ME, ALL RIGHT? 73 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:09,823 - WHEN I NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU? 74 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:13,461 - SHOULD THAT DAY ARRIVE. - YEAH. 75 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:14,995 [car door closes] - I DON'T LIKE YOU WORKING. 76 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,864 YOU'RE KIND OF-- YOU'RE KIND OF CURT AND BRUSQUE, 77 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,433 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE GO. 78 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:22,436 [upbeat music] 79 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:30,778 * 80 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,587 - [clears throat] 81 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,023 - KEN. JESUS! 82 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,759 [laughing] I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU THERE. 83 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,761 YOU--YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 84 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,430 - SORRY, CHARLIE. - WHEW. 85 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,598 - DIDN'T WANT TO SCARE YOU, NEVER WANT TO SCARE YOU. 86 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,034 - [laughs] I APPRECIATE THAT. 87 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,370 - WHAT'S GOING ON THIS MORNING? - NOT TOO MUCH-- 88 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:32,906 JUST ANOTHER DAY OF LIVING THE DREAM. 89 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,908 - HOW WAS THE PARTY LAST NIGHT? 90 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,811 - AH, WELL... [chuckles] 91 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,780 GUYS IN BLACK LEATHER, 92 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,915 SMELL OF MOIST ASS HAIR... 93 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:45,085 WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 94 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:51,058 KEN, I THINK I FEEL YOUR PENIS IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK. 95 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:54,462 - THINK OF IT AS A LOADED GUN POINTED AT YOUR HEAD. 96 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:58,499 - DO I HAVE TO? 97 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,635 - ARE YOU GAY, CHARLIE? 98 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:04,938 - NO. NO, I'M NOT. 99 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,974 AND I'M SORRY I LIED, KEN. 100 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,610 BUT I'M A GOOD AGENT. 101 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,580 - GET UP. - [sighs] 102 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,585 OOH! [gasps] 103 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,387 - YOU'RE A MID-LEVEL HACK, RUNKLE. 104 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,856 CHECK DEADLINE. - [coughs] 105 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,562 [mouse clicking, computer beeps] 106 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,901 - I DON'T CARE THAT YOU LIED. 107 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,969 I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR NOT GAY. 108 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,472 I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU IF I WAS DYING 109 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,509 AND YOUR BATCH WAS A MAGIC POTION. 110 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:46,480 I CARE THAT YOU LOST THIS AGENCY A MAJOR PIECE OF BUSINESS. 111 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:49,483 - OOH! [gasps] 112 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,666 - HOW'D IT GO, BUDDY BOY? 113 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,536 - I'M SITTING IN THE DARK IN MY UNDERWEAR, HANK. 114 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:11,572 - AW. - AND I'M DAY DRINKING. 115 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,507 - GOT IT. 116 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:17,745 WHAT'S NEXT FOR US, BUDDY BOY? 117 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,013 - WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS 118 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,484 ON A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MURDER-SUICIDE PACT? 119 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,752 - NAH, NOT YET. 120 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,020 LET'S SAVE THAT SHIT FOR A RAINIER DAY. 121 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,523 - OH, LIKE IT'S NOT POURING RIGHT NOW? 122 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,892 I'M A FUCKING FAILURE, HANK. 123 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,762 I'M UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED. 124 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,665 I'M A SHITTY FATHER. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 125 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,468 - REALLY, HANK? YOU THINK I'M A GOOD FATHER? 126 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,803 - NOT ESPECIALLY, BUT YOU'RE NOT SHITTY. 127 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,539 I MEAN, YOU ARE SOMETIMES, BUT WE'RE ALL SHITTY SOMETIMES. 128 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,575 CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND WHATNOT. 129 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,944 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THIS PLACE IS, HANK? 130 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,613 THE RENT IS INSANE. 131 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,047 - WHY ARE YOU LIVING BEYOND YOUR MEANS? 132 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,716 - IT'S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW. 133 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,453 MY EX-WIFE WENT OFF AND MARRIED A BIG-TIME MOVIE PRODUCER. 134 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:03,056 SO I WENT OUT AND RENTED A MALIBU PUSSY PAD. 135 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,793 GOD, IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK. 136 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,928 - THEY'D TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, 137 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,697 YOU DEPRAVED SIMIAN. 138 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,533 - DEPRAVED OR NOT, I'M LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK, HANK. 139 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:16,169 AND THERE ARE NO MORE PAYCHECKS! 140 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,806 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 141 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,208 - LOOK, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 142 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,943 IT'S NOT A PARTICULARLY GOOD ONE, 143 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,812 AND I'M SURE I'M GONNA SUFFER AS A RESULT. 144 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,080 BUT IT'S SOMETHING THAT COULD BENEFIT THE BOTH OF US-- 145 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,849 YOU MOSTLY, THOUGH. 146 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:32,219 - DO I HAVE TO BE GAY AGAIN? 147 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,654 - BUT YOU PASSED, HANK. - YES, I KNOW. 148 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,723 BUT I WAS NOT A WELL WOMAN AT THE TIME. 149 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,625 - NOT ONLY DID YOU PASS, 150 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:41,094 YOU PUKED ALL OVER HIS PIANO... - YES. 151 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,097 - AND HIS COCAINE. NO, IT IS UNCOOL, DUDE. 152 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,566 - YES, BUT WE'VE MADE UP SINCE. 153 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,200 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BROKEN BREAD. 154 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,269 WE'VE SHARED WOMEN AND COCAINE. 155 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,939 I THINK HE LIKES ME AGAIN. - COME ON, STU. 156 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,040 HELP US OUT HERE. 157 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,975 - LOOK, FELLAS, AS A PRODUCER, 158 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,577 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO. 159 00:07:56,610 --> 00:08:01,649 THE TALENT IS DRIVING THE TRAIN ON THIS ONE. 160 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,083 BUT... 161 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,818 I WILL PUT IN A CALL. 162 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,286 - [sighs] - THANK YOU. 163 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,089 - IN THE MEANTIME, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU GOT TO DO FOR ME. 164 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,658 - ANYTHING. 165 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,961 - YOU HAVE GOT TO CONVINCE MARCY TO SIT DOWN WITH ME. 166 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,029 I HAVE GOT TO PLEAD MY CASE. 167 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,031 MY BUSINESS IS GOING TO SHIT WITHOUT HER. 168 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,933 - I CAN'T DO THAT, STU. 169 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,135 SHE WON'T LISTEN TO ME. 170 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,982 - SMURFY TITS? IT'S HANKNESS. 171 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,217 YEAH, YOU GOT TO DO ME A FAVOR. 172 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,120 [stammers] YOU GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH STU. 173 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:43,190 I KNOW HE'S A LYING, CHEATING SCUMBAG. 174 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,892 BUT HE MISSES YOU SOMETHING FIERCE. 175 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,562 YEAH, HE MISSES THAT SWEET LITTLE BLUE PUSSY 176 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,064 AND THAT TIGHT LITTLE RAISIN OF A CORNHOLE. 177 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,634 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS SIT DOWN WITH HIM. 178 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,302 HE WON'T MUNCH YOUR BOX, I PROMISE. 179 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,737 - SCOUT'S HONOR! - HE WON'T MUNCH YOUR BOX. 180 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,805 - NO, I WON'T. 181 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,641 IT'S JUST SHE TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD. 182 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,642 - SHUSH. - IF YOU SAY SO. 183 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,843 - HOLD ON A SECOND, ALL RIGHT? 184 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,712 - I NEVER WAS THE PUSSY-EATER YOU WERE. 185 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,213 - WELL, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, CHARLIE-- 186 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,181 YOU KNOW, COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SHITTY HANG TIME 187 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,750 AND YOUR SERIOUS LACK OF INCHES. 188 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:10,684 - JESUS, FUCK YOU, STU. 189 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,053 - SORRY, JUST KEEPING IT REAL. - HOLD ON. 190 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:16,289 WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOTH OF YOU? 191 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,626 YEAH? SO YOU'LL DO IT? 192 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,662 OH, SHE'LL DO IT. - MM! 193 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,231 - LATER, FEMALE EJACULATOR. 194 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,601 [rock music] 195 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,202 * 196 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,938 - FUCK YOU. 197 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:34,675 - NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "FUCK YOU," WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXACTLY? 198 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,343 - I MEAN JUST THAT--FUCK YOU. AND FUCK HIM. 199 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,112 THAT ARROGANT MOTHERFUCKER WAS FACE-TO-FACE 200 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,214 WITH ROCK ROYALTY, AND HE FUCKING BLEW IT. 201 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,916 - I REALLY THOUGHT WE MENDED FENCES. 202 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,384 - WE DID. WE HAVE. 203 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,820 I LIKE YOU, HANK. I'M A FAN. 204 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,623 BUT I CAN'T COLLABORATE WITH YOU IF YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF MINE. 205 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,959 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE IT'S NOT NATURAL! 206 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,827 IF I WORK WITH YOU, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THIS LITTLE VOICE 207 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:54,662 IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD-- 208 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,664 [high-pitched voice] "HE'S NOT A FAN. 209 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,966 HE THINKS YOU SUCK. MAYBE YOU DO SUCK." 210 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,701 [normal voice] WHO WANTS TO LIVE LIKE THAT? 211 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,135 - [high-pitched voice] "WHAT ARE YOU? TONE DEAF?" 212 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,837 [normal voice] LIKE THAT? - HANK. 213 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:04,772 - WHAT? 214 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:08,375 - YOU ARE A FAN. AREN'T YOU? 215 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,980 - YEAH--YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DID WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO DO. 216 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,782 YOU SAID, GO BACK, LISTEN TO YOUR EARLY STUFF. 217 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,117 THAT'S WHAT I DID. - REALLY? 218 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,251 - I DID, YEAH. 219 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,820 - WHICH RECORD? 220 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:20,821 - WHICH RECORD? 221 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:21,488 - WHICH RECORD? 222 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:25,292 - WHICH RECORD? UM...UH... 223 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,060 IT WAS SO GOOD. 224 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:30,063 IT WAS, UM... 225 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,232 GO FETCH. 226 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,167 - YOU DON'T SOUND VERY SURE OF YOURSELF. 227 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,869 - NO, NO. I MEAN, THAT WAS-- 228 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:36,770 YOU KNOW WHAT? 229 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,106 THAT WAS REALLY SOLID SHIT RIGHT THERE. 230 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,808 I REALLY, REALLY ENJOYED IT. 231 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,276 - WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SONG? - WHAT SONG DID I LIKE BEST? 232 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,012 - ON GO FETCH, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SONG? 233 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,179 - IT'S LIKE CHILDREN. 234 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,081 HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE SONG? 235 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,883 BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, 236 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,085 LIKE, IF YOU PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD... 237 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,822 UH...SSS... 238 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:58,191 [timidly] STEP AND FETCH IT. 239 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,128 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 240 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,763 - THAT'S MY FAVORITE TOO! - WELL, GOOD. 241 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,198 - YEAH, I WROTE THAT IN 15 MINUTES ON THE SHITTER. 242 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,466 I THINK IT'S RESPONSIBLE 243 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,168 FOR ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE HEMORRHOIDS. 244 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,003 - WOW, THAT'S A GOOD STORY. - * STEP AND FETCH IT 245 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,238 [imitates percussion] 246 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,439 * STEP AND FETCH IT 247 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,141 - * I'M FUCKING CRAZY 248 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,711 - LOOK, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EPIC SHIT STORM RIGHT NOW. 249 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,814 I FIRED MY MANAGER LAST WEEK, BECAUSE HE'S USELESS, 250 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,783 AND I THINK HE'S STEALING FROM ME. 251 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,984 THEY ALL STEAL. 252 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:28,355 MOSTLY 'CAUSE HE WAS JUST A USELESS FUCKING GLAD-HANDER. 253 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,224 AND I'M ALL OUT OF COCAINE, 254 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:34,294 AND MY DEALER'S NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS. 255 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:38,265 AND I JUST MISS MY MAGIC SONGWRITING POWDER. 256 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,268 GOD, IT MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A DUMP 257 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,337 JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 258 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,006 - CHARLIE? - YES? 259 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,975 - YOU'RE A USELESS FUCKING GLAD-HANDER, AREN'T YOU? 260 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,777 - YES, YES, I AM. 261 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,244 OH, OH. 262 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,481 MIGHT YOU BE IN THE MARKET FOR NEW REPRESENTATION, ATTICUS? 263 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,384 - DUDE, YOU'RE A HOLLYWOOD AGENT-- 264 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,219 A WANKER IN A SUIT. 265 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,355 WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT MANAGING ROCK BANDS? 266 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,825 - HEY, HEY, DON'T JUDGE THE WANKER BY THE SUIT. 267 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,095 THIS DUDE, HOWEVER BALD AND PASTY-- 268 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,830 AS ROCK AND ROLL AS THEY COME. 269 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,364 AND LOVES TO POUND THE PUSSY. 270 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,800 - THIS IS TRUE. 271 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,367 I LOVE TO POUND THE PUSSY. 272 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,936 - HE DOES. 273 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,838 - LOOK... 274 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,808 IF YOU CAN GET ME SOME PERUVIAN FLAKE, 275 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:24,377 I'LL MAYBE, POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT THROWING YOU IN THE MIX. 276 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,446 - ONE THING OF BOLIVIAN FLAKE--DONE. 277 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,116 - PERUVIAN! PERUVIAN FLAKE, YOU FUCKING MORON! 278 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,851 - ANY COUNTRY YOU WANT. 279 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,286 - OH, ONE MORE THING. - ANYTHING. 280 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,788 - I NEED YOU TO FIND ME 281 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,524 THE 1945 MARTIN D-28 ACOUSTIC GUITAR 282 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,226 THAT USED TO BELONG TO THE CHILDHOOD FRIEND 283 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,527 I BURIED A FEW WEEKS AGO. 284 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,896 I'M RECORDING THIS TRIBUTE SONG FOR HIM, 285 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:46,066 AND I HAVE TO HAVE THAT FUCKING GUITAR. 286 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,035 IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 287 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,037 TALK ABOUT A GORGEOUS SOUND. 288 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:54,407 IT WAS LIKE LISTENING TO JESUS EJACULATE 289 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,910 INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ANGEL GABRIEL. 290 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:01,982 - GREAT. EXCELLENT. 291 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,085 YOU TELL US WHERE, AND WE WILL GET IT FOR YOU. 292 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,420 - IF I KNEW WHERE, 293 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,925 WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NEED YOU? 294 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,170 [doorbell rings] 295 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,972 - HEY. 296 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,108 - HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY. - WE'RE LOOKING FOR FAITH. 297 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,043 - THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 298 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,946 COME ON IN. 299 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,618 - HANK MOODY. 300 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,354 - YOU DON'T SEEM THAT SURPRISED TO SEE ME. 301 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,623 - WELL, I SUPPOSE I CONJURED YOU. 302 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,458 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BOOK SO FAR? 303 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,260 THANK YOU FOR BUYING THE HARDCOVER, BY THE WAY. 304 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,896 - SO FAR, SO GOOD. 305 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,264 YOU GOT IT RIGHT-- THE ROCK WORLD. 306 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,166 FEW WRITERS DO. 307 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,368 - MMM... 308 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,937 - WILL YOU SETTLE DOWN, RUNKS? 309 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,605 HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PAIR OF BREASTESES BEFORE? 310 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,007 - I WASN'T LOOKING AT THE-- 311 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,608 - NO OFFENSE. THEY'RE LOVELY. 312 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,642 - NONE TAKEN. I KNOW THEY ARE. 313 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,377 - GOOD FOR YOU. - SHE KNOWS. 314 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,946 - YEAH, SHE KNOWS. 315 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,480 - SO HOW'S YOUR SOBRIETY TREATING YOU, HANK? 316 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,282 - NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS, I SEE. 317 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,219 - [chuckles] 318 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,486 WELL, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 319 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,923 - WELL, I NEED A GUITAR. 320 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,458 - MM. YOU KNOW WHAT? 321 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,094 I THINK I SAW A GUITAR CENTER JUST DOWN THE ROAD A PIECE. 322 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,329 CAN'T MISS IT. 323 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,031 - AND SOME COCAINE. 324 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,499 - OOH. - OW! 325 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,435 - NOT JUST ANY GUITAR. - NOT JUST ANY COCAINE-- 326 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,038 PERUVIAN FLAKES. OW! 327 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,906 - [laughs] 328 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,976 - IT BELONGED TO YOUR D.R.S.B.-- YOUR DEAD ROCK STAR BOYFRIEND. 329 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,144 COINING IT. 330 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,512 IT'S AN OLD ACOUSTIC. - A MARTINELLI. 331 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,315 - [laughs] - A MARTIN, JACKASS. 332 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,516 - I KNOW IT WELL. 333 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,152 HE USED TO LEAVE IT HERE ALL THE TIME. 334 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,520 SAID HE LOVED THE IDEA OF HIS FAVORITE GUITAR 335 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,389 SPENDING TIME WITH HIS FAVORITE GIRL. 336 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,191 - OH, THAT IS SWEET. 337 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,626 - SO IT'S HERE? 338 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,462 THE GUITAR IS HERE? - NO, NOT ANYMORE. 339 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,097 HE GOT IN PRETTY DEEP 340 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,932 WITH THIS CRAZY FUCKING DRUG DEALER. 341 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,101 SO HE GAVE IT TO HIM TO PAY OFF THE MONEY HE OWED HIM. 342 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,271 - OH, SHIT. BUMMER. - DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. 343 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,541 I SUPPOSE I COULD TAKE YOU GUYS OVER THERE. 344 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,010 DO A LITTLE ONE-STOP SHOPPING. 345 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,046 - YEAH, THAT WOULD BE MOST GROOVY OF YOU. 346 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,047 - DO YOU THINK 347 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:18,018 THAT THIS GUY MIGHT HAVE SOME COCAINE AS WELL? 348 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,653 - [laughs] 349 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,023 - HE'S RETARDED, ISN'T HE? 350 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,160 - YOU'RE HANK MOODY. 351 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,229 - HANK MOODY I AM BE. HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 352 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,231 - WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN READ? 353 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,300 COULD YOU BE ANY MORE FUCKING CONDESCENDING? 354 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,035 YOU THINK JUST 'CAUSE I SELL NARCOTICS, 355 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,537 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CRACK A FUCKING BOOK? 356 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,705 MY SHIT JUST GOT MORE EXPENSIVE, 357 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,173 [high-pitched voice] MOTHERFUCKER. 358 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,274 - HEY, WAIT, I SAY 359 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,010 [high-pitched voice] MOTHERFUCKER JUST LIKE THAT-- 360 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,344 [normal voice] THAT'S MY THING. 361 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,179 - WELL YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE, MOTHERFUCKER. 362 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,182 both: MOTHERFUCKER. - MOTHERFUCKER. 363 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:53,586 - SIR, WE NEED ONE POUND OF YOUR BEST PERUVIAN BLEND. 364 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,189 WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY. - "FLAKE," JACKASS. 365 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:59,126 - A POUND? YOU SERIOUSLY WANT A POUND? 366 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,061 - YES, YES. 367 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,195 HOW MUCH IS THAT GONNA RUN ME? 368 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,197 - 35. - HUNDY? 369 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,265 THAT'S A BIT EXPENSIVE. 370 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,599 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER STOP 371 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,168 BACK AT THE AUTOMATIC MONEY MACHINE. 372 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,137 - GRAND. 35 GRAND. 373 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:14,741 - WE'RE ALSO GONNA NEED TONY'S GUITAR. 374 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,076 - WHY? 375 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,744 - ATTICUS FETCH. 376 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,080 HE'S DESPERATE TO RECORD WITH IT. 377 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,614 - FUCK THAT POMPOUS DINOSAUR. 378 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,516 - HEY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, 379 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,318 TO HIS FACE. 380 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:29,356 both: BOOM. - MY MAN. 381 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:33,760 - SO YOU WANT A GUITAR THAT IS CURRENTLY IN MY POSSESSION 382 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:38,398 AND SOME OF MY PRECIOUS NARCOTICS. 383 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,168 THE QUESTION IS... 384 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,736 WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO FOR ME? 385 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,242 - LOOK... 386 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:53,780 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT GUITAR DOESN'T REALLY BELONG TO YOU. 387 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,649 SURE, TONY GAVE IT TO YOU TO PAY OFF HIS TAB, 388 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,752 BUT IT REALLY BELONGS TO THE WORLD. 389 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,654 IT SHOULD BE OUT THERE MAKING MUSIC, 390 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,623 NOT HIDDEN IN SOME DARK LAIR. 391 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,258 AND WHO KNOWS? 392 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,694 THAT GUITAR COULD BE THE THING THAT GETS ATTICUS BACK 393 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,664 TO MAKING SOME BEAUTIFUL FUCKING MUSIC AGAIN. 394 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:15,368 - YOU MAKE A CONVINCING CASE, FAITH. 395 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,605 ALWAYS FANCIED MYSELF A... 396 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,407 PATRON OF THE ARTS. 397 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,743 MM, I GOT INTO DEALING SO I COULD BE CLOSER 398 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,779 TO MY FAVORITE MUSICIANS. 399 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,217 BUT... I DON'T KNOW. 400 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:34,287 - ALSO, SHARI WILL GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB 401 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,323 THAT COULD CURE CANCER. 402 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,424 - WHAT? 403 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,260 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME? 404 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,495 - YOU SAID SO YOURSELF-- YOU NEED THE PRACTICE. 405 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,698 - THIS PLEASES ME. 406 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,767 USUALLY I GET HEAD FROM UGLY STRIPPERS 407 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,302 IN EXCHANGE FOR DRUGS. 408 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,639 BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA GET IT DONE, FOLKS. 409 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,441 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN THROW A SHOT 410 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,575 INTO HIS MOUTH TOO. 411 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,843 UP UNTIL RECENTLY, HE WAS A HOMO-- 412 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,279 BIG, BIG, BIG HOMO. - LOOK, LOOK... 413 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,449 I TRIED TO SUCK A MAN'S DICK. I COULDN'T DO THAT SHIT. 414 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,185 I'M TOO STRAIGHT FOR THAT SHIT, OKAY? 415 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:09,422 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU? 416 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,859 - I LIKE THAT SUIT. 417 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,128 - YOU LIKE THIS SUIT? 418 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,630 I KNOW JUST WHERE YOU CAN GET THIS SUIT. 419 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,865 THEY GOT ALL SIZES. 420 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,533 I CAN POINT YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 421 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,203 BOOM! 422 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,238 - TAKE IT OFF. 423 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,644 [knock at door] 424 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,785 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SEEING ME. 425 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,553 - GO IN THE LIVING ROOM. 426 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,690 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 427 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,863 - OH, HELLO. 428 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,866 UH, I'M STU, 429 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,236 MARCY'S ESTRANGED HUBBY. 430 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,570 - OPHELIA. 431 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:01,341 - PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, OPHELIA. 432 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:05,512 - I UNDERSTAND YOU BETRAYED MARCY'S TRUST. 433 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,947 - THAT'S TRUE. I DID--MOST CERTAINLY DID. 434 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,783 - I UNDERSTAND YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY COCK 435 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,486 IN SOME YOUNG WOMAN'S MOUTH... 436 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,687 TWICE. 437 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,789 - I'M SORRY. WHO ARE YOU EXACTLY? 438 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,525 - AND NOW YOU, UH-- 439 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,827 YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BACK IN HER GOOD GRACES? 440 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,595 - IT'S TRUE. 441 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,763 I AM. 442 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,732 I-I'LL DO ANYTHING. 443 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,234 [laughs] 444 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,501 - AND YOU THINK THE SWEATER 445 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,537 AND THE BOTTLE OF WINE IS GOING TO DO IT? 446 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,939 - NO, NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT. 447 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:37,410 BUT IT IS A 1964 GEORGES DE LATOUR. 448 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,780 I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT TOO JAMMY. 449 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,619 UH, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT THING? 450 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,489 - IT'S A COCK CAGE. 451 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,891 - OH, MY. 452 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,626 WHAT IS A COCK CAGE? 453 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,563 - IT IS A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE... 454 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,731 AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE. 455 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,968 - IT TRAPS YOUR COCK IN A FLACCID STATE, STU, 456 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,437 WHICH IS VERY NICE AND COZY. 457 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,006 BUT IF YOU GET AROUSED, 458 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,842 IF YOU SURRENDER TO YOUR BASER INSTINCTS, 459 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,845 IT CAN MAKE THINGS VERY UNPLEASANT 460 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,846 FOR LITTLE BIG MAN DOWN THERE. 461 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,549 - OH, DEAR. - MM. 462 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,351 - ARE YOU SUGGESTING I WEAR THAT THING? 463 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,253 - I'M NOT SUGGESTING ANYTHING. 464 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,721 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WANTED TO MAKE IT UP TO ME. 465 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:26,893 - DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR THAT THING, STU? 466 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,486 [plays notes] 467 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,855 [hits a flat note] 468 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,761 [plays a chord] 469 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,862 HE'S RIGHT. 470 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,598 IT DOES SOUND LIKE JESUS COMING IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH. 471 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,468 - WELL DONE, GENTS. 472 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,973 NOW, WHERE'S MY FUCKING COCAINE? 473 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:23,783 - THAT'S IT? 474 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,385 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT ME? 475 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:28,721 - THAT'S ALL WE COULD AFFORD, ATTICUS-- 476 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,824 MR. FETCH, SIR. 477 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,526 - THIS PIDDLY AMOUNT OF COCAINE 478 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,495 WILL LAST ME ALL OF ABOUT 12 MINUTES. 479 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:40,800 YOU STUPID, USELESS, BENT MOTHERFUCKER! 480 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,902 NEVER GET A SUIT TO DO A MAN'S JOB! 481 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,537 - "A SUIT"? 482 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,405 YOU CALL ME A SUIT? 483 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:49,342 I GAVE UP MY SUIT FOR YOU, LITERALLY. 484 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,445 - DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. 485 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:05,892 - YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S RIGHT. 486 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,059 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 487 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,762 THIS IS--THIS IS A MAGNIFICENT PIECE 488 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:10,963 OF ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY, 489 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,434 AND IT MUST BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY. 490 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,968 AND, BY THE WAY, 491 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,005 YOUR DEFIANCE... 492 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:22,642 GAVE ME A THUNDEROUS ERECTION. 493 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:28,981 AAH! 494 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,783 - LOOK IN THE CASE. 495 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,385 CHECK THE COMPARTMENT. 496 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:36,423 HE ALWAYS KEPT DRUGS IN THERE. 497 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,894 - HERE YOU GO, ROCK-STAR ASSHOLE. 498 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,837 - THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. 499 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,405 WELL DONE, GENTS. 500 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:56,543 IT'LL BE AN HONOR TO WORK WITH BOTH OF YOU. 501 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,376 [snaps fingers] 502 00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,613 SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW... 503 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,982 AFTERNOON. 504 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,952 - [clears throat] 505 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:10,657 - [breathing rhythmically] 506 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,125 [grunts] 507 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:16,863 - OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA GO TO DINNER NOW. 508 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,164 - CAN I COME? 509 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:22,802 - NO, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL. 510 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:26,939 MARCY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE TV ON FOR HIM. 511 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:30,076 - GOOD IDEA. - YEAH? YEAH. 512 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,048 - OH, NO! NOT GIRL-ON-GIRL PORN! 513 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,717 - MARCY! - WHAT? 514 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,886 - DON'T FORGET TO KISS YOUR HUBBY GOOD NIGHT. 515 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,922 - YOU'RE RIGHT. OF COURSE. 516 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:46,993 HOW RUDE OF ME. - BABY. NO! 517 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:50,096 [moaning] OOH! OUCHY. 518 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,998 [smooching] 519 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:55,568 [strained] OH, OH. 520 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,705 [gasping] 521 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:02,809 NO. 522 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,777 OUCH. 523 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:08,881 [metal snaps] AAH! 524 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,684 - OH, THE WINE AND THE WEED 525 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:15,755 HAS MADE THIS BIG-TIME ROCK MANAGER SLEEPY. 526 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,989 - AND SLOPPY. 527 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,558 IF YOU'RE GONNA HANG OUT WITH ROCK STARS, 528 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,860 YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO HANDLE YOUR DOPE, BUDDY BOY. 529 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,629 - THAT'S DOPE ADVICE. 530 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,230 - YOU CAN CRASH HERE. SHARI, CAN YOU-- 531 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:25,865 - I'M NOT SUCKING HIS DICK. 532 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,099 - [laughs] 533 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,536 I WASN'T ASKING YOU TO. 534 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,271 I MEANT "CAN YOU SHOW HIM THE GUEST ROOM?" 535 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,774 - OH. OKAY, SURE. 536 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:40,246 - CAN I SEE YOUR BOOBIES AGAIN? - NO. 537 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:43,149 [laughs] - JUST ONE? 538 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:44,651 - OKAY. - WHOO-HOO. 539 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,186 - IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION FROM EARLIER, 540 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:49,221 YES, HE IS RETARDED. 541 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:50,823 BUT--BUT HE MEANS WELL. 542 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,559 - HE'S FUNNY. - MM. 543 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:57,263 - BUT YOU TWO ARE ESPECIALLY CUTE TOGETHER. 544 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,265 - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP TODAY. 545 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,200 - NO. 546 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,269 YOU WERE GREAT THE OTHER DAY AT THE FUNERAL. 547 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:06,673 I'M HAPPY I GET TO REPAY THE FAVOR. 548 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,608 both: BOOM. 549 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:11,844 - I LIKE YOUR WRITING, HANK. 550 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:14,947 - YEAH, GO ON. - [laughs] 551 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,115 - I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 552 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,817 DON'T--DON'T STOP YOURSELF. 553 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,918 I WILL SAY NOTHING. 554 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:22,321 - WELL, YOU WERE... 555 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:26,893 IRRITATING IN REHAB, BUT, UH... 556 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,762 YOU'VE GOT THAT THING THAT I KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR. 557 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,030 - WHAT THING? 558 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,699 - THE THING THAT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE-- 559 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:35,735 THAT FLASH, THAT SPARK. 560 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:37,336 - YOU KNOW, SOME WOULD CALL THAT GENIUS. 561 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,606 - OH, SOME MIGHT, BUT I WON'T. 562 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:42,809 I THINK "GENIUS" IS THE SINGLE MOST OVERUSED WORD 563 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,043 OF OUR LIFETIMES. 564 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,645 - WORD. 565 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,648 - BUT I WILL SAY THAT YOU'RE CLEARLY DOING 566 00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:50,750 EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE PUT ON THIS PLANET TO DO. 567 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,852 YOU ARE MAKING USE OF YOUR GIFT, 568 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,822 AND THAT IS ATTRACTIVE. 569 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,657 - IT'S JUST-- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 570 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,192 YOU MET ME, AND YOU FOUND ME IRRITATING. 571 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,128 - THOROUGHLY. 572 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,195 - AND THEN YOU READ MY WORK, 573 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,997 AND YOU FOUND ME LESS IRRITATING, 574 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:08,334 EVEN ATTRACTIVE. 575 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:09,936 - SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 576 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,204 - GOD, THAT IS--THAT IS, LIKE, EVERY WRITER'S DREAM. 577 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:16,676 AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS, EVER. 578 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:20,680 NO, ONCE IT DID HAPPEN-- ONCE, ONCE BEFORE. 579 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:23,049 - I COULD REALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOU. 580 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,084 - HUH? 581 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,654 - YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY TALENTED. 582 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:30,923 BUT YOU HAVEN'T NAILED IT YET. 583 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,358 - CLASSIC UNDERACHIEVER. 584 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:33,793 THAT'S WHAT MY FOLKS ALWAYS SAID. 585 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,361 - OH, IT'S PRETTY EXCITING, REALLY. 586 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:38,831 - WHAT IS? - 'CAUSE I COULD BE THE HAMMER. 587 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,066 - GULP. 588 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:44,270 - THE ONLY QUESTION LEFT IS, DO YOU WANT TO BE GREAT, HANK? 589 00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:51,377 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I MAKE MY MARK ON THE WORLD... 590 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:55,614 BY HELPING YOU MAKE YOUR MARK ON THE WORLD. 591 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,135 GOOD NIGHT. 592 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,137 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. NO, NO, NO. 593 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,406 DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP ME MAKE MY MARK OVER HERE? 594 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:23,409 - I DIDN'T SAY THIS WOULD BE EASY. 595 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,945 - * SHE LOOKED PAST THE SCARS 596 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:30,449 * AND BURNED-OUT EYES 597 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:36,022 * AND COULD SEE I'M NO EASY RIDE * 598 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,958 * SHE'S JUST THE KIND 599 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:44,130 * WHO MIGHT GET YOU TO BUY 600 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:49,401 * SOME STRANGE RELIGION 601 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:54,874 * THIS JACK OF DIAMONDS KICKED HER HEART AROUND * 602 00:27:54,907 --> 00:28:00,847 * SHOULD'VE KNOWN THEY WERE WALKING ON HOLY GROUND *