1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:09,177 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,644 HOW'S SCHOOL? - DAD, I TOLD YOU. 3 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,313 I'M NOT GOING. I'M WORKING ON A NOVEL. 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,515 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FILL A NOVEL WITH? 5 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,650 - LIFE, LOVE, SEX, DEATH. 6 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,286 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 7 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,121 - MOVE IT ALONG, GROUPIE, AND TAKE HIM WITH YOU. 8 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,655 - YOU WATCH YOUR TONGUE, YOU FILTHY MONGREL. 9 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,790 THIS IS FAITH. 10 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,392 HAVE A LOOK AND GRASP 11 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,795 THE COSMIC IMPORTANCE OF THIS LOVELY YOUNG LADY. 12 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,663 WITHOUT HER, THERE'D BE NO ROCK AND ROLL. 13 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,665 - TONY TALKED ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 14 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,635 HE SAID THAT YOU HAD AN UNCANNY ABILITY 15 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,537 TO SUCK KILLER RIFFS OUT OF HIM. 16 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,439 - I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH A BITCH. 17 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,142 - GOD, I'M--I'M SO SORRY I FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND. 18 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,711 BUT YOU HAVEN'T NAILED IT YET. 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,079 'CAUSE I COULD BE THE HAMMER. 20 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,280 - I'M IN THE MIDDLE 21 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,681 OF AN EPIC SHIT STORM RIGHT NOW. 22 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,517 I FIRED MY MANAGER LAST WEEK, 23 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,818 AND I'M ALL OUT OF COCAINE. 24 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,320 - MIGHT YOU BE IN THE MARKET 25 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,687 FOR NEW REPRESENTATION? 26 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,689 - IF YOU CAN GET ME SOME PERUVIAN FLAKE, 27 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:58,292 I'LL MAYBE THINK ABOUT THROWING YOU IN THE MIX. 28 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,394 - HERE YOU GO, ROCK STAR ASSHOLE. 29 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:01,829 - IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO WORK WITH BOTH OF YOU. 30 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,464 SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW... 31 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,733 AFTERNOON. 32 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,542 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:20,848 * 34 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,850 - BECCA. 35 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:25,153 I THINK IT'S TIME, BECCA. 36 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:25,986 - FOR WHAT? 37 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,588 - TIME YOU STOP THIS FUNNY BUSINESS 38 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,157 AND WENT BACK TO SCHOOL. 39 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,724 - NO, I'M NOT DOING THAT. 40 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,193 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 41 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,163 - I'M LIVING THE LIFE OF AN ARTIST. 42 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,198 - OKAY, I GOT IT, BUT WHAT-- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 43 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,399 TO YOU, EXACTLY? 44 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,867 BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT MORE, LITTLE MISSY, 45 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,869 TO BEING AN ARTIST THAN JUST 46 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,871 ALTERING YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS ON A DAILY BASIS. 47 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,540 - I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I'M WRITING 48 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,276 ON A DAILY BASIS. 49 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,610 - YOU ARE? 50 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,612 UH, HOW MANY PAGES YOU GOT? 51 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,880 - I'M CLOSING IN ON THREE HUNDY. 52 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,315 - WHEW. I'M JEALOUS. 53 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,250 - I'M GOING TO FINISH IT, DAD. 54 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,251 MY FIRST NOVEL. 55 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,253 - I HATE YOU. 56 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,754 - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY BOYS I'VE SLEPT WITH? 57 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,723 - OH, NO! NO, NO. 58 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,325 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 59 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,194 - I'M GOING THROUGH AN EXTREMELY SLUTTY PHASE 60 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,161 RIGHT NOW. 61 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,896 - UH, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE THIS 62 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,598 AND JUST HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH IT 63 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,765 AS HARD AS YOU CAN? 64 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,567 I WON'T GET MAD, I PROMISE. 65 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,903 - STOP. - JUST--BANG. BOOM. 66 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,871 - I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING 67 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,507 WHILE I STILL CAN, YOU KNOW? 68 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,409 EVERY TASTE, EVERY SMELL. 69 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,776 - [shuddering] 70 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,279 - STOP GAGGING. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER RIGHT NOW. 71 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,615 YOU'RE MY ARTISTIC GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 72 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,849 YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME. 73 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,484 - WELL, YOUR MOM, SHE CAN JUDGE YOU, 74 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,520 AND SHE IS JUDGING YOU, AND SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 75 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,256 - SHE'S GOT WAY TOO MANY ISSUES TO HANDLE THIS SHIT. 76 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,225 SHE THINKS I'M HEADED DOWN YOUR PATH. 77 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,359 - WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT? 78 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,828 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 79 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,930 - THAT'S MY GIRL. 80 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,698 OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT JUDGING YOU. 81 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,868 BUT, BECCA, PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE. 82 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,304 YOU KNOW, GET YOUR DRINK ON, KEEP THE PAGES COMING, 83 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,306 SMOKE A LITTLE PEACHES AND HERB EVEN, 84 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,408 BUT STAY AWAY FROM THE HARD STUFF. 85 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,278 AND--AND NO MORE OF THAT TASTING AND SMELLING. 86 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,447 THAT'S--THAT'S-- THAT'S DISGUSTING. 87 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,249 - WHAT ABOUT BLOWJOBS? [footsteps approach] 88 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,317 - [coughs] 89 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,419 - HANK! HANK! WE GOTTA GO! 90 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,988 - THANK GOD. CHARLIE, I WILL GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU. 91 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,957 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER 92 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,326 IS ASKING ME ABOUT BLOWJOBS. 93 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,794 WHERE WE OFF TO? 94 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,363 - ATTICUS NEEDS YOU ABOARD AIR FORCE 69 95 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,530 RIGHT THIS VERY NOW. 96 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,366 - THAT SOUNDS EXHAUSTING. 97 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:20,868 HE'S LIKE A RETARDED ROCK AND ROLL PUPPY, THAT GUY. 98 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,603 WILL YOU BLOW HIM OFF FOR ME? 99 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,372 - NO, I WON'T BLOW HIM OFF. I CAN'T DO THAT. 100 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,507 I WON'T DO THAT. HE'S MY BIGGEST CLIENT, HANK. 101 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,876 I'M SORRY, BUT HE IS. HOW MANY RECORDS HAVE YOU SOLD? 102 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,712 - ARE YOU WEARING EYE SHADOW, CHARLIE? 103 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:32,880 - HELLO, BECCA. - CHARLIE. 104 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,315 - I HAVE TO TAKE YOUR FATHER 105 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,683 AWAY FROM YOU NOW. - TAKE HIM. 106 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,850 GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT. 107 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,819 DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I CRASH HERE, 108 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,689 DO SOME WRITING, MAYBE HAVE A FEW PEOPLE OVER? 109 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,956 - WHATEVER YOU NEED. I GOT ALCOHOL. 110 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,725 I GOT PORNOGRAPHY. I GOT PICTIONARY. 111 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,460 [smack] 112 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:48,762 HAVE FUN. 113 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:52,733 - [mouths words] 114 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,736 [upbeat music] 115 00:03:55,769 --> 00:04:03,877 * 116 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,812 [sultry music] 117 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,782 * 118 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,418 - WELCOME ABOARD AIR FORCE 69, 119 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,687 WHERE YOUR EVERY WISH IS OUR COMMAND. 120 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,855 - REALLY? 121 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,057 - ATTICUS MAKES US SAY THIS SHIT. 122 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,793 - BUT WE WILL MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER IF YOU WANT. 123 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,929 - OH, OKAY. 124 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,933 HMM. 125 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,069 KRULL, THE ENGLISH DANISH. 126 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,604 WHAT'S SHAKIN', MAGIC MOUNTAIN? 127 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,805 HERE, SHOW ME SOME LOVE. 128 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,375 NO LOVE, NO LOVE. 129 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,577 KRULLER, THIS IS CHARLIE RUNKLE. 130 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,813 - I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, THE BOTH OF YOU. 131 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,682 ALL RIGHT? 132 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,016 - GOOD TALKING. 133 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,387 [cacophonous chords] 134 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:27,395 * 135 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,831 - HANK. 136 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,401 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 137 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:36,003 - WHY AM I HERE? 138 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,539 - I'VE GOT NOTHING. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 139 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,474 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THEY'RE PAYING ME 140 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,943 TO WRITE THE MUSIC FOR THIS BLOODY FUCKING THING? 141 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,612 - NO, I DON'T. 142 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,480 - MORE MONEY THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFETIME. 143 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,749 - HEY, I'VE MADE A FAIR AMOUNT OF CABBAGE IN MY DAY. 144 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,418 - AWW, HOW CUTE. 145 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,686 YOUR PROLETARIAT HOPES AND DREAMS. 146 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,722 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SONGS I'VE WRITTEN 147 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,889 FOR THIS VENTURE OF OURS? 148 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,391 - NO, BUT, UH, 149 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,726 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? 150 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,828 - ZERO. 151 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,664 ZERO POINT ZERO FUCKING ZERO. 152 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,133 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. - IT ISN'T FUCKING GOOD. 153 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,402 IT'S BLOODY TERRIBLE. - IT'S ALSO NOT TRUE. 154 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,938 YOU PLAYED A SONG FOR ME AT YOUR PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT. 155 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,006 - I WROTE THAT WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. 156 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,608 I WAS TRYING TO RECYCLE IT. 157 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,477 - THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT SOUNDED SO SHITTY. 158 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,912 - FUCK YOU. WASN'T TOO SHITTY FOR THE JUDGES 159 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,748 OF MY YEAR NINE TALENT CONTEST. 160 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,750 - WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 161 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,585 - HANK. 162 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:25,619 I NEED YOU, HANK. 163 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,922 I NEED TO GET AT THE HEART OF THIS LOVE STORY. 164 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,625 I NEED YOU TO OPEN A VEIN FOR ME. 165 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,661 I'VE BEEN RICH AND FAMOUS FOR SO LONG NOW 166 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,163 THAT I DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS 167 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,898 TO BE A HUMAN BEING ANYMORE. 168 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,469 YOU'RE REAL, HANK. YOU'RE--YOU'RE A REAL MAN. 169 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,137 YOU'RE A--YOU'RE A MAN WHO LOVES A WOMAN 170 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:47,441 WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK. 171 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,643 - SHE LOVES ME BACK. WHAT--IT'S COMPLICATED. 172 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,779 - I LOVE MY WIFE. SHE LOVES ME. 173 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,647 WE'RE TOGETHER. IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED. 174 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,584 - YOU FUCK OTHER WOMEN. - THAT'S DIFFERENT. 175 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,118 - HOW SO? 176 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,020 - DO YOU URINATE, HANK? 177 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,922 DO YOU DEFECATE? 178 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,757 THERE ARE ELEMENTS IN THE HUMAN BODY 179 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:04,925 THAT NEED TO TAKE FLIGHT. 180 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,527 EJACULATE'S JUST ONE OF THEM. 181 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,961 - RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT MASTURBATION IS FOR. 182 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,130 - EW, NO. MASTURBATION? 183 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:13,033 MASTURBATION'S FOR THE POOR, THE DOWNTRODDEN, 184 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,668 THE SILENT UNFUCKABLES. 185 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,938 I WALK DOWN THE STREET AND WOMEN PRESENT THEMSELVES. 186 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,740 THEY WANT TO EXTRACT MY FLUIDS. 187 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,575 IT'S AN HONOR AND A PRIVILEGE, HANK. 188 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:25,078 WHAT--WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE WOULD REFUSE SUCH A KINDNESS? 189 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,847 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR OLD LADY? - WHAT ABOUT HER? 190 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,081 - WHAT ABOUT HER NEEDS? 191 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,617 - WIVES ARE DIFFERENT. 192 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,653 THEY DON'T RUB THEMSELVES RAW LIKE WE DO. 193 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:33,854 THEY'RE LADIES. 194 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,623 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU SEEM TO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. 195 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,526 I'LL BE ON MY WAY. - NO, PLEASE. 196 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,093 PLEASE STAY. 197 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,030 I AM FLYING TO NEW YORK 198 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,933 TO PLAY MY MUSIC FOR THE BROADWAY PRODUCERS. 199 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,234 - BUT YOU HAVE NO MUSIC. 200 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,103 - WHICH IS WHY WE NEED TO HAMMER THE STORY OUT. 201 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,905 ONCE I KNOW THE STORY, 202 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,174 THE MUSIC WILL-- WILL POUR OUT OF ME 203 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,944 LIKE A CHUNKY HAILSTORM OF SHIT 204 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,078 AFTER A NIGHT OF DUTCH CURRY. 205 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,714 - [coughs] - SPEAKING OF WHICH, 206 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:02,182 I HAVE GOT TO DROP THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL 207 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,151 BEFORE I SOIL MY LEATHERS. 208 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,153 THESE PANTS? $7,000. 209 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,988 IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING. 210 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,623 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, HANK. 211 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:13,026 THERE'S PIZZA AND... COCAINE AND... 212 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,194 APPLE JUICE. 213 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,796 HELLO, SWEETHEART. 214 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,798 - HELLO, HANK. 215 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,066 - MRS. FETCH. 216 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,101 OR PERHAPS I SHOULD SAY MRS. FETCHING. 217 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,303 [both chuckle politely] 218 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,573 - I'VE BEEN WANTING TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 219 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,807 - REGARDING? 220 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,275 - AN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR. 221 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,110 - OH, MY. - MM. 222 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,845 I KNOW MY HUSBAND FUCKS AROUND ON THE ROAD. 223 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,246 - YOU DO? - MM-HMM. 224 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,882 BUT WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. 225 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,249 - ARE YOU SURE? 226 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,685 - WELL, WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY DISCUSSED IT, 227 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,821 BUT I HAVE NEEDS TOO, YOU KNOW. 228 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,222 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 229 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,024 I MEAN, THAT-- THAT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. 230 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,827 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE NEEDS, HANK? 231 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,029 - ME? UH, WHY ME? 232 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,564 - 'CAUSE. 233 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,601 THIS WHOLE ROCK-AND-ROLL IDIOT MAN-CHILD SHIT 234 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,102 GETS OLD. 235 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:59,339 I NEED A-A REAL MAN FROM THE REAL WORLD. 236 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,009 ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO BE THAT REAL, HANK? 237 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,210 - I-I-I DON'T THINK SO. 238 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,645 I MEAN, IN FACT, YOU SHOULD SPEAK 239 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,979 TO MY ESTRANGED BETTER HALF. 240 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,247 SHE WOULD TELL YOU THAT I FALL 241 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,182 MORE INTO THE IDIOT MAN-CHILD CATEGORY. 242 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,184 - KAREN? SHE SPEAKS THE WORLD OF YOU. 243 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,352 - REALLY? - YEAH. 244 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,887 - THAT'S SWEET. WHAT DOES SHE SAY? 245 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,088 - ENOUGH ABOUT KAREN. 246 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,724 - [sighs] 247 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,358 ISN'T IT WEIRD, THOUGH, BECAUSE SHE WORKS FOR YOU? 248 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,327 - I'M PAYING KAREN TO REMODEL MY HOME. 249 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,096 IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A PAYCHECK 250 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,965 FOR HER SERVICES, FUCK HER. 251 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,199 - WOW. - ALL'S FAIR, HANK. 252 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,635 - I SEE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAVE 253 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,969 THE SAME TWISTED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. 254 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,639 THAT'S--IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE. 255 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,141 - I DON'T WANT TO TWIST YOUR ARM, BUT, UM, 256 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,343 I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR HAND HERE 257 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,111 AND SHOVE IT UP MY SKIRT. 258 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,279 [footsteps approach] 259 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,115 - OW. - YUM, YUM. 260 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,320 - YOU MAKING A PLAY ON THE BOSS'S WIFE? 261 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,789 YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING SHAME. 262 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,891 - KRULLER, IT IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 263 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,093 I'M JUST MEAT. MAN MEAT. YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES. 264 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,227 YOU KNOW. 265 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,196 - GIMME AN EXCUSE, PAL. 266 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,198 YOU WON'T EVEN HEAR ME COMING. 267 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,700 PFFT, PFFT. 268 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,302 I'LL SLICE THEM FUCKING CHEEKS WIDE OPEN. 269 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,004 THEY'LL BE FLAPPING ABOUT LIKE THE SAILS 270 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,773 ON THE H.M.S. BOUNTY. 271 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:09,242 SEE WHAT A FUCKING CHARMER YOU ARE THEN, SON. 272 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,883 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 273 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,785 - WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? I'M GETTING READY FOR TAKEOFF. 274 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,287 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE SWEATING LIKE A PIG. 275 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,989 - YOU KNOW WHAT A NERVOUS FLIER I AM. 276 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,356 - NO, I DON'T. I'VE NEVER FLOWN WITH YOU. 277 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,358 - THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER FLY, HANK. 278 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,127 IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 279 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,395 WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS WHOLE THING 280 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,963 FROM JUST FALLING INTO THE OCEAN? 281 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,765 - WELL, FOR ONE, WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK. 282 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:32,432 THERE IS NO OCEAN. 283 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,134 - THAT'S EVEN WORSE! 284 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,335 CERTAIN DEATH! 285 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,270 - OKAY, JUST BUCK UP, BUDDY-BOY. 286 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,272 THIS SHIT IS TOO WEIRD FOR ME. I'M OUT. 287 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,743 - HANK. H-HAN--HANK! 288 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:46,146 HANK. 289 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,716 - HEY. 290 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,883 [kissing] 291 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,118 - HEY YOURSELF. 292 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,420 - YOU JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM ME, CAN YOU? 293 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,055 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, HANK? 294 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:58,358 - OH, MY PRESENCE WAS REQUESTED BY THE KING OF POP-TARTS. 295 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,027 - SAME. - OH, I GET IT. 296 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,429 HE'S IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW MUSE, IS THAT IT? 297 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,297 - WHO SAYS I'M INTERESTED? 298 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,699 - WELL, YOU'RE HERE, AREN'T YOU? 299 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,935 - MAYBE I HEARD YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE. 300 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,169 - MAYBE YOU DID. DID YOU? 301 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,771 - MAYBE. 302 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,172 MAYBE I JUST CAME WITH A FRIEND. 303 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,208 [clatter] - OH, JESUS CHRIST. 304 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,409 NO, I'VE GOT IT. 305 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,012 I'VE GOT IT. I'M FINE. 306 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,314 FRANK! - WIDOW. 307 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,017 - OH, CALL ME TRUDY. - OKAY. 308 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,285 - BEAUTIFUL. 309 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,754 YOU HAD YOUR DICK IN ME MOUTH, REMEMBER? 310 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,055 - OF COURSE. WHO COULD FORGET? 311 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,791 - OH, HE'S GOT A NICE RIG ON HIM, HE DOES. 312 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,327 HE COULD FOAM THE FUCKING RUNWAY WITH THAT THING. 313 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,196 - GOOD TO KNOW. - SO YOU GUYS ARE BFFs NOW? 314 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,731 - YEAH. 315 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,800 - WE'VE CERTAINLY GOT A LOT IN COMMON, NO? 316 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,836 BEEN RIDING THE SAME DISCO STICK AND ALL. 317 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,472 MM? PBBT, PBBT. 318 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,109 - STAYING OR GOING? 319 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,344 - STAYING OR GOING, HANK? 320 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,481 [driving rock music] 321 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,249 * 322 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,885 ALL RIGHT, FAVORITE RADIOHEAD ALBUM. 323 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,486 - OH, THAT'S EASY. NONE OF THEM. 324 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,121 THAT SHIT'S WAY TOO COOL FOR ME. 325 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,489 - OH, FUCK OFF. - NO. 326 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,192 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE FOR YOU. 327 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,526 [squealing softly] 328 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,830 SIDE TWO, TRACK THREE, HOUSES OF THE HOLY, 329 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,364 BY A LITTLE BAND THEY LIKE TO CALL 330 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,966 THE LED ZEPPELIN. 331 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,836 - MM, NO QUARTER. 332 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,171 - YOU'RE GOOD. YOU ARE GOOD. 333 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,506 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 334 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,942 I INHERITED A DEAD UNCLE'S VINYL COLLECTION 335 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:25,045 AND SPENT YEARS IN MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM 336 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,080 JUST LISTENING TO RECORDS. 337 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,249 - HMM. IS THAT ALL? 338 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,784 HMM? 339 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,185 - I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, HANK, 340 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,988 THAT I WAS A VERY GOOD LITTLE CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL. 341 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,523 - OH. - UP TO A POINT. 342 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,893 - OH, ARE YOU-- ARE YOU TRYING TURN ME ON? 343 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,396 DO--HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY FURTHER THOUGHT TO, YOU KNOW, WHAT-- 344 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,232 - TO WHAT? 345 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,300 - YOU KNOW, YOU SAID YOU COULD DO SOMETHING WITH ME, 346 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,402 BRING MY BEST WORK OUT OF ME. 347 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,805 YOU SAID THAT YOU COULD BE THE HAMMER 348 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,407 THAT WOULD HELP ME TO * NAIL IT 349 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,910 - I'M NOT SURE, HANK. 350 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,411 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE A LITTLE MORE TROUBLE 351 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,813 THAN YOU'RE WORTH. 352 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,348 - [sighs] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 353 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:05,052 I-I CAN WAX ON AND WAX OFF WITH THE BEST OF THEM, 354 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,920 MRS. MIYAGI. 355 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,421 - ATTICUS WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. 356 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,390 - UGH. OKAY. 357 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,959 - NOT YOU, SWEETHEART. 358 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,427 - I TOLD YOU HE WANTED TO GET IN YOUR KNICKERS. 359 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,164 - WELL, IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS. 360 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,033 - YEAH, DON'T I KNOW IT. 361 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,501 - [sniffing] 362 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,204 - WHOA. GROOVY BEDROOM, DUDE. 363 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,538 - THIS IS NOT A BEDROOM. 364 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,176 THIS IS MY VERY OWN EROTIC CHAPEL. 365 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,044 - MM. 366 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:34,281 THAT DOESN'T SOUND THE SLIGHTEST BIT CREEPY. 367 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,917 - THE ANSWER IS YES. - SORRY? 368 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,618 - I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO ENTER 369 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,954 INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, 370 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,957 ONE BASED SOLELY ON SEXUAL PLEASURE 371 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,359 AND THE TRANSFERENCE OF INSPIRATION. 372 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,462 - [laughs] I'M SORRY, ATTICUS, 373 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,964 BUT THE ANSWER IS NO. 374 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,968 - TONY SAID THAT YOU WERE LIKE A MIRACLE. 375 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,503 WHEN YOU CAME INTO HIS LIFE, 376 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,940 HE WAS BLOCKED AND BLOATED AND STRUNG OUT 377 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,241 ON CHINA WHITE, 378 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,642 AND TWO DAYS LATER, 379 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,412 HE HAD A DOUBLE ALBUM'S WORTH OF MATERIAL. 380 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,616 I WOULD--I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO RECEIVE THE SAME BENEFITS, 381 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,886 IN EXCHANGE FOR WHICH YOU WILL EXPERIENCE 382 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,622 FIRST-CLASS TRAVEL, PHARMACEUTICAL-GRADE NARCOTICS, 383 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,291 UH--UH--UH, THE OCCASIONAL TRINKET, 384 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,161 AND--AND A SOLID 5.9 INCHES 385 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,462 OF--OF ROCK-STAR PENIS. 386 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,997 THAT'S FROM TAINT TO TIP. 387 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,398 AND IT'S THE HIGH END OF AVERAGE. 388 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,000 DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ. 389 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,070 - WOW, THAT DOES SOUND LIKE THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME. 390 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:33,240 BUT, UH, IT'S-- IT'S NOT REALLY THAT SIMPLE. 391 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,975 - WHY IS IT NOT THAT SIMPLE? 392 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,078 O-OKAY. I'LL BUY YOU A GERMAN AUTOMOBILE, 393 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,112 BUT THAT'S IT. 394 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,381 - ATTICUS, YOUR WIFE IS OUTSIDE. 395 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,216 - YES, BUT I SLIPPED HER AN AMBIEN. 396 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,518 - WHAT? THAT'S AWFUL. 397 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,055 - IS IT? WHY? 398 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,389 - 'CAUSE YOU DRUGGED YOUR WIFE. 399 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,225 - [snorts] SHE LOVES DRUGS. 400 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:56,529 LOOK, I'M NOT ACTUALLY USED TO HAVING TO ASK 401 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,131 FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. 402 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,433 TYPICALLY, THEY-- THEY JUST COME TO ME. 403 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,069 - I KNOW. 404 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,303 I DO. 405 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,138 THE THING IS, 406 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,475 WHEN I THROW IN WITH A GUY, I GO ALL-IN. 407 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,011 - THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. 408 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,114 - I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE. 409 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,416 - A ROCK OPERA. 410 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,152 ABOUT...LOVE. 411 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,487 - GREAT. ALL RIGHT. 412 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,156 PLAY ME SOMETHING. 413 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,992 - YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING, RIGHT? 414 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,559 I HAVE TO AUDITION FOR YOU? 415 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,694 - DO YOU THINK WE'LL MAKE IT? 416 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,229 - HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO PLAY 417 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,999 WAS MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. 418 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,435 ATTICUS PROMISED TO GET ME IN THERE. 419 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:39,239 I'M GONNA SPREAD HIS ASHES ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. 420 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,475 - IS THAT SANITARY? 421 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,477 - WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF, PUMPKIN? 422 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,114 - IT'S JUST... [exhales] 423 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,683 SO UNNATURAL, THIS...FLYING. 424 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,053 - WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 425 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:56,156 HUH? WE END UP FUCKING CRUMBS IN A JAR, HUH? 426 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,758 PBBBT! BIG FUCKING DEAL. 427 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,329 ALL JUST DUST IN THE WIND, YOU SILLY TWAT. 428 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,664 [scoffs] 429 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:08,268 - YOU REMIND ME OF MY EX-WIFE. 430 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,702 - YOU STILL LOVE HER? 431 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,272 - MOMENTS LIKE THESE, WHEN I'M... 432 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,474 STARING DEATH IN THE FACE, I REALIZE I HAVE A LOT 433 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,576 OF UNRESOLVED FEELINGS FOR HER. 434 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,279 YEAH, SHE IS THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD. 435 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,048 - OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 436 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:24,484 - WELL, I FEEL THAT MY LIFE HAS DETERIORATED 437 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,086 EVER SINCE WE BROKE UP. 438 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,421 BUT I'VE HAD SOME SOLID SEXUAL EXPERIENCES. 439 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,057 - RIGHT. 440 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,093 - I'VE MADE SOME SERIOUS DEPOSITS IN THE WANK BANK. 441 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,263 - [laughs] 442 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,497 THAT'S BRILLIANT. 443 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,268 - I'M...STILL IN LOVE WITH HER. 444 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,437 - COME HERE. 445 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,674 COME HERE, LITTLE BOY. 446 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,644 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 447 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,413 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'VE BEEN THERE. 448 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,382 - MM. - [inhales deeply] 449 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,617 [groans squeakily] 450 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,319 - THAT'S NICE. 451 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,687 - YEAH, IT'S NICE. 452 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,057 [sultry rock music] 453 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,660 * 454 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,130 [zipper unzips] 455 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,432 * 456 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,403 THERE HE IS. 457 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,639 THERE'S YOUR LITTLE WINKY. 458 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,808 COME ON, NOW, WEE WILLY. 459 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:26,613 STAND UP AND SHOUT FOR TRUDY. 460 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:31,184 LET TRUDY TUG ALL YOUR TROUBLES AWAY. 461 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,421 [voice jerking] THERE YOU GO-O-O-O. 462 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,090 - [sighs quietly] 463 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,726 - OH. 464 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,428 OH, YOU'RE A SPEEDY ONE, AIN'T YOU? 465 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,530 - [gasps] 466 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,165 - GOOD FOR YOU. 467 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,533 YOU GOT YOURS. 468 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,435 REST UP, PUMPKIN. 469 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,170 [clears throat] 470 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,872 I MIGHT ASK YOU TO PUT IT IN ME BUM LATER. 471 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,707 IT'S TOO SMALL FOR THE FRONT 472 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,378 BUT JUSSST RIGHT FOR THE BACK. 473 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:05,318 TONY WAS WAY TOO BIG FOR THAT SORT OF BUGGERING. 474 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,555 COME ON. 475 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,392 [sobbing loudly] WHY? 476 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,595 - THAT'S WHAT'S MISSING IN MY LIFE, YOU KNOW? 477 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,864 ROMANCE AND LONGING. 478 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,632 - WHAT ABOUT MR. FETCH? 479 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,734 - YOU CAN'T LONG FOR A CARTOON CHARACTER. 480 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,736 - OH. - I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 481 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,638 HE WAS A REALLY SWEET BOY, 482 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,141 ALL HEART AND BALLS AND SWAGGER, 483 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:32,312 BUT THAT BOY TURNED INTO A ROCK STAR, 484 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,347 AND THAT ROCK STAR GOT EVERYTHING HE EVER WANTED 485 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,383 AND MORE. 486 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:40,153 EVENTUALLY, HE JUST LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY. 487 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:43,190 I JUST--I WANT TO LONG FOR SOMEONE... 488 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,257 - OH. 489 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,859 - THE WAY YOU LONG FOR KAREN. 490 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,797 - OH, JEEZ. OKAY. UGH. 491 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,265 HERE WE GO. 492 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,567 COME ON. THERE YOU GO, COME ON. 493 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,370 LET'S DO THIS. 494 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,506 - YOU TRYING TO SKULL-FUCK THE MISSUS NOW, ARE YA? 495 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,342 - KRULLER, THIS IS SO NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 496 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,744 AHH--AHH--AHH. AH, HA, HA. 497 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,646 YOU'RE GONNA ENJOY THIS, AREN'T YOU? 498 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,881 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 499 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,451 - LAND THIS FUCKING PLANE RIGHT FUCKING NOW! 500 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,885 [cymbal crashes] 501 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,322 - WHY? WE'RE GONNA CRASH, AREN'T WE? 502 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,557 - I WANT THIS PATHETIC LITTLE SLUT OFF MY PLANE. 503 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,760 THIS IS MY PRIVATE AIRPLANE, AND I MAKE THE RULES! 504 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,362 WHY ARE WE NOT LANDING? 505 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,498 WHY ARE THE LANDING GEARS NOT COMING DOWN? 506 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,666 - WHAT DID SHE DO? 507 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,535 - SHE WAS INAPPROPRIATE WITH ME, 508 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,504 WITH MY WIFE ON BOARD, NO LESS. 509 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,942 IS SHE ALIVE? 510 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,677 SHE'S FINE. GO BACK TO SLEEP. 511 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,812 - IT'S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT. HE'S CLEARLY PISSED OFF 512 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,581 'CAUSE I WASN'T INTERESTED IN FUCKING HIM. 513 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,815 - I KNEW IT. - [laughs] 514 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,285 - I KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING COW. 515 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,486 - HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 516 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,820 - NO, NO MORE! 517 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,422 HOME-WRECKER! HOME-WRECKING FUCKING COW! 518 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,324 - NO, I DON'T BUY THAT FOR A SECOND. 519 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,825 - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU BUY IT. 520 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,727 SHE'S GONE, AND I'M GONNA TELL 521 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,564 THE ENTIRE ROCK AND ROLL COMMUNITY THAT YOU HAVE 522 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,732 VAGITOSIS AND WARTS. 523 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:00,967 - THAT IS JUST FUCKING MEAN. 524 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,902 - OKAY, LAND THIS FUCKING PLANE, 525 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,437 BUT IF SHE GOES, I GO, AND YOU CAN FINISH 526 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,838 YOUR FUCKING MUSICAL BY YOURSELF, 527 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,407 YOU SPOILED GINGER. 528 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,975 AND GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER, 'CAUSE YOUR WIFE 529 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,944 IS LOOKING FOR STRANGE. 530 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,713 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE SECOND TIME 531 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,981 YOU'VE LAID HANDS ON ME, BROHEME. 532 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,583 THE FIRST TIME, I TOTALLY DESERVED IT 533 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,251 'CAUSE I WRECKED YOUR PIANO AND YOUR COCAINE, 534 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,420 BUT I DID NOT DESERVE THAT PATHETIC LITTLE 535 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,721 BITCH-SLAP JUST NOW. 536 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,823 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CALLS FOR? 537 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,325 TITTY TWISTER! 538 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,593 - [screaming] 539 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,860 AGH! GET HIM OFF ME! 540 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,530 [laughing wildly and screaming] 541 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,931 [thunder crashes] 542 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,401 - OH, JESUS, MARY, JOSEPH! 543 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,603 HERE WE COME! 544 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,538 HANK? HANK? 545 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,772 HOLD ME! 546 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,375 - UH, SETTLE DOWN, RUNKS. IF THIS IS-- 547 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:46,313 IF THIS IS IT, THIS IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE. 548 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,880 [screams] 549 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,750 SHI-I-I-T! 550 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,552 [screaming] 551 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,786 JESUS! 552 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,922 [metal banging] 553 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,291 [screaming] 554 00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,928 - TONY! 555 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,663 [wailing] 556 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,366 [sobbing] OH, NO! 557 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,501 [snorts] 558 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,373 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR STANDING UP FOR ME. 559 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,443 - OH, SURE, NO PROBLEM. I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T? 560 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,511 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GROUPIE AND-- 561 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,513 AND YOU'VE SLEPT WITH THOUSANDS OF ROCKER DUDES 562 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,549 DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN OF VIRTUE. 563 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,916 AND I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND 564 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,418 THAT YOU HAVE VAGITOSIS. 565 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,019 - OR WARTS. - IF YOU SAY SO. 566 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,688 - [sobbing] - GO AHEAD, CHURCHILL. 567 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,056 GET IN THERE. 568 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,058 - I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN. I'M TOO FREAKED OUT. 569 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,660 - COME ON, PRIME MINISTER. 570 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,061 IF YOU'RE GONNA DIE, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER DIE 571 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,763 WITH YOUR DICK IN ME BUM? HUH? 572 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,598 [thunder crashes] 573 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,533 [both groaning loudly] 574 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,934 - YEAH. 575 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,071 [both grunting and moaning] 576 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,508 - OH, FUCK THIS. 577 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,709 IF I'M GONNA DIE, 578 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,811 I'M GONNA DIE DOING WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO. 579 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,413 [thunder crashes] 580 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,847 [playing Elton John's Tiny Dancer] 581 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,817 * BLUE JEAN BABY 582 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,553 * L.A. LADY 583 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,855 - WAIT. DUDE, REALLY? 584 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,023 - COULD YOU PICK A MORE OBVIOUS SONG? 585 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,025 - FUCK YOU! IT'S AN HOMAGE. 586 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,761 CAMERON CROWE WAS RIGHT, AND ELTON JOHN WAS A GOD. 587 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,962 [playing continues] 588 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:15,435 * HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER * 589 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,704 [both groaning] - * COUNT THE HEADLIGHTS 590 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,673 * ON THE HIGHWAY 591 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,475 - [howls] 592 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:27,046 - [mumbling lyrics] - [laughing and grunting] 593 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:31,050 - [humming and improvising on piano] 594 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,720 [humming in lower key] 595 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,589 * SO LONG 596 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,825 * SO LONG 597 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,126 [laughs] 598 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,061 FUCK. THIS IS IT. 599 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,563 THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 600 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,131 I'M SHITTING GENIUS RIGHT NOW. 601 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,500 [uncertainly] * SAW YOUR 602 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,637 * YOU REFLECTED IN THE WINDOWS * 603 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:55,141 * OF A BOEING 727 604 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,776 * 605 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,678 * STARED OUT AT THE 606 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,781 [humming] 607 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:02,949 * AS THE SUNSET TURNED 608 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,785 - IT'S OKAY. SHE KNOWS. - HUH? 609 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,086 - SHE KNOWS YOU LOVE HER. 610 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,856 - * WATCH IT GROWING 611 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,591 - YEAH, I SUPPOSE SHE DOES. 612 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:15,895 - * TURNS HELL'S KITCHEN INTO HEAVEN * 613 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,163 [laughs giddily] 614 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:19,031 * TURN MY FACE TO ME - COME HERE. 615 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,033 - * I TUCKED YOUR HAIR 616 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,136 * BEHIND YOUR EAR 617 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,172 - IF THIS IS REALLY IT, 618 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,808 THEN I WANT TO SPEND THE LAST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE 619 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,142 LISTENING TO GREAT MUSIC 620 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,778 AND MAKING OUT WITH THE CUTE GUY 621 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,112 WHO JUST DEFENDED MY HONOR. 622 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,581 - * SO LONG 623 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:38,618 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REASONABLE REQUEST. 624 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:42,088 - * SO LONG AS WE ARE TOGETHER * 625 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,658 * SO LONG AS WE ARE 626 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:48,661 * SO LONG 627 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,196 * SO LONG 628 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,965 - OW! OW! - [grunting] 629 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:56,769 - OW! OW! - [grunting louder] 630 00:23:56,803 --> 00:24:00,607 [screams] 631 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,809 - FUCKING CHRIST! 632 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,545 [both gasping and moaning] 633 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:09,582 OH, I JUST HAD ME AN ASSGASM! 634 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:12,018 [panting] 635 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:15,154 YOU'RE A BLOODY FUCKING SORCERER, YOU ARE. 636 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,104 - [panting] TERRA FIRMA. 637 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,106 TERRA FIRMA, MOTHERFUCKERS. 638 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,842 - CAREFUL, CHARLIE. 639 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,277 THERE'S BOUND TO BE A BUNCH OF ROCK STAR DNA ON THAT FLOOR. 640 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,979 - I DON'T CARE, HANK. 641 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,915 I DON'T CARE IF I GET THE MOTHER OF ALL COLD SORES. 642 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:45,718 AND WE ARE TAKING THE TRAIN BACK TO LOS ANGELES. 643 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:50,156 - NO, WE'RE NOT. - WHY CAN'T YOU EVER INDULGE ME? 644 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:53,025 - WELL, MY FRIENDS, WE DID IT. 645 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,728 [snaps fingers] WE HAVE A SONG. 646 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:58,965 JESUS BLOODY CHRIST, WOMAN, YOU ARE A-- 647 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,933 A PROPER FUCKING MUSE. 648 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,636 THANK YOU. 649 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,905 - MM. MM. 650 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,975 - AND I'M, UH, DEEPLY SORRY 651 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,810 ABOUT MY CHILDISH BEHAVIOR. 652 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,746 I TEND TO GET THAT WAY WHEN MY MANHOOD IS ASSAILED. 653 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,081 - FUCK YOU. 654 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,749 - [groans] 655 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,317 WHAT THE FUCK? 656 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,953 - HELLO, SWEETHEART. DID YOU HAVE A NICE SLEEP? 657 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,289 - DID I TAKE AN AMBIEN? 658 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,858 - YEAH. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 659 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,026 - NO. 660 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,761 - YEAH. 661 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,297 - DID YOU DRUG ME AGAIN, YOU FUCKING WANKER? 662 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,965 - [chuckles] OF COURSE NOT. 663 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,166 GUESS WHAT, THOUGH. 664 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,301 WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, 665 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,269 I WROTE YOU A FUCKING SONG. 666 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:38,905 I'LL PLAY IT TO YOU BACK AT THE HOTEL. 667 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,072 - OKAY. - COME ON, DARLING. 668 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,608 IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. OH-OH. 669 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:44,611 SHIT. OKAY. 670 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:47,780 [The Who's Magic Bus] 671 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:55,755 * 672 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,827 - * EVERY DAY, I GET IN THE QUEUE * 673 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,128 - OH. 674 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,930 I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU, 675 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:06,265 BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED YOUR CLOTHES. 676 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,035 - OH, I WON'T BE NEEDING THEM FOR A WHILE. 677 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,670 - SO IS IT NAKED NAP TIME? 678 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:11,604 - HMM. 679 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,973 THINK I'M GONNA HANG BACK HERE FOR A BIT. 680 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:15,341 - REALLY? 681 00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:17,710 'CAUSE THAT'S NEW YORK CITY OUT THERE, 682 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,379 AND I KNOW LIKE SEVEN PIZZERIAS, ALL OF THEM FANTASTIC, 683 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,214 AND WE COULD HIT EVERY ONE, 684 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,951 JUST ONE BITE HERE AND ONE BITE THERE AND JUST-- 685 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,953 - SOUNDS YUMMY. MAYBE AFTER. 686 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,288 - AFTER. AFTER? 687 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,224 - [giggles] I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING. 688 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,660 - SOME NAKED THINKING. 689 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:36,228 - UH-HUH. CONGRATULATIONS. 690 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,065 YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND. 691 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,969 - * OOH 692 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,937 - [laughs] 693 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,707 * 694 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:53,179 - * I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT * 695 00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:55,715 - * YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! 696 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:58,951 - * I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT * 697 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,119 - * MAGIC BUS 698 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,220 - * MAGIC BUS 699 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,823 - * MAGIC BUS 700 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:08,695 * MAGIC BUS - * MAGIC BUS 701 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,731 - * I WANT IT - * MAGIC BUS 702 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,200 - * EVERY DAY, YOU'LL SEE THE DUST * 703 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,335 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 704 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,071 - * AS I DRIVE MY BABY IN MY MAGIC BUS * 705 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,273 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS * 706 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,376 - * I SAID NOW I'VE GOT MY MAGIC BUS * 707 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,312 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 708 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:29,148 - * I SAID NOW I'VE GOT MY MAGIC BUS * 709 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,684 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 710 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,353 - * I DRIVE MY BABY EVERY WAY * 711 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,422 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 712 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:39,291 - * EACH TIME, I GO A DIFFERENT WAY * 713 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,028 - * TOO MUCH, MAGIC BUS 714 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,063 * MAGIC BUS, MAGIC BUS 715 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:46,198 * MAGIC BUS