1 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,510 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,079 - YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD THING IS, 3 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,780 MY HUSBAND'S DEAD, AND I'M NUMB. 4 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,049 - HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING, MOODY? 5 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,517 MY DICK DON'T WORK NO MORE. A MAN CAN ONLY SHOOT 6 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,685 SO MANY LOADS IN A LIFETIME. 7 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,653 I MEAN, LITERALLY, YOU CAN RUN OUT. 8 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,789 - WE NEED ONE POUND OF YOUR BEST PERUVIAN BLEND. 9 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,125 WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY. - I LIKE THAT SUIT. 10 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,060 TAKE IT OFF. - WHAT ABOUT YOUR OLD LADY? 11 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,495 - WHAT ABOUT HER? - WHAT ABOUT HER NEEDS? 12 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,829 - WIVES ARE DIFFERENT. 13 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,332 THEY DON'T RUB THEMSELVES RAW LIKE WE DO. 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,367 - I KNOW MY HUSBAND FUCKS AROUND ON THE ROAD, 15 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,535 BUT WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. 16 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,137 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. 17 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,639 - REGARDING? - AN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR. 18 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,474 - OH, MY. - I'M STILL IN LOVE 19 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,310 WITH HER, STU. - ME TOO. 20 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:44,645 BUT I WILL PAY YOU TO NOT PURSUE MARCY ANY LONGER. 21 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,581 - THIS IS A FUCKING DISASTER. 22 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,183 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 23 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:52,520 IT'S A ROCK OPERA WITH THE TONE OF MY BOOK. 24 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,687 - IT'S BOLLOCKS. 25 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,356 - IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY HEART, 26 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,526 AND YOU HAVE A HUGE HEART. 27 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,328 - OH, I JUST HAD ME 28 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:03,531 AN ASSGASM. OH. 29 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:17,178 - HANK. * HANK 30 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,447 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 31 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,182 YOUR WORK IS DELIGHTFUL. 32 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,151 - GREAT JOB ON THE REWRITE, HANK. 33 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,586 IT REALLY PUTS A SMILE ON THE FACE. 34 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,588 - I LOVE A GOOD MUSICAL. 35 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,789 WARMS THE FUCKING COCKLES. 36 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,591 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 37 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:31,725 - THE MISSUS CAUGHT ME 38 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,194 EATING ONE OF HER CHOCOLATE BARS 39 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,296 OUT OF THE CLEANING LADY'S VAGINA. 40 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,731 - [snorts and laughs] 41 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,300 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 42 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,434 - NO, IT WAS DELICIOUS. 43 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,336 IT WAS MARILYN MANSON'S IDEA. 44 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,572 ONCE UPON A TIME, ACCORDING TO ROCK LEGEND, 45 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,474 MIND YOU, MICK JAGGER WAS CAUGHT 46 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,908 EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR 47 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,479 OUT OF MARIANNE FAITHFULL'S WARM, GOOEY CENTER. 48 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,846 BOWIE WAS THERE TOO. 49 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,748 OF COURSE NOW THEY ALL SWEAR IT NEVER HAPPENED. 50 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,351 BUT I FELT LIKE I SHOULD TRY IT AT LEAST ONCE. 51 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,687 I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED IT'S TAKEN ME THIS LONG. 52 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,355 - BY THE BY, ATTICUS, 53 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:04,625 JUST ANY IDEA HOW LONG YOU MIGHT BE STAYING? 54 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,227 - I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 55 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,461 IT COULD BE QUITE A WHILE, THOUGH. 56 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,762 SHE WAS FUCKING FURIOUS. 57 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,599 ALMOST CUT MY DICK OFF. 58 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,501 IS THIS GONNA BE A PROBLEM, RUNKLE? 59 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,602 - NO. 60 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,903 I JUST-- YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT 61 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,505 YOU MIGHT BE MORE COMFORTABLE AT A HOTEL. 62 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,307 - WHY WOULD I BE MORE COMFORTABLE 63 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,508 PAYING FOR POSH LODGINGS 64 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:23,411 WHEN I CAN STAY WITH MY MANAGER? 65 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,412 FOR FREE. 66 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,913 - MAKES SENSE TO ME. 67 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,382 TELL ME, WILL... [whispers] KRULL 68 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,517 BE STAYING TOO? 69 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,584 - OF COURSE. 70 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,752 HE'S MY ROAD MANAGER. 71 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:32,920 ANYTIME I LEAVE MY HOUSE, 72 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,388 I'M TECHNICALLY ON THE ROAD. 73 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:36,257 KRULL GETS ME FROM POINT "A" TO POINT "B" 74 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,659 AND KNOWS WHERE TO FIND ALL MY FAVORITE CREATURE COMFORTS 75 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,927 ALONG THE WAY. 76 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,630 - WHERE'S THE SHITTER IN THIS PLACE? 77 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,799 OOH. 78 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,735 - YEAH, GO EASY, BIG FELLA. 79 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,470 LOW-FLOW TOILETS. - HEY. 80 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,340 WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY. - WHY? 81 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:53,341 - I'M NEWLY SINGLE. 82 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,908 YOU'VE JUST HAD A MAJOR CREATIVE BREAKTHROUGH. 83 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,677 WE SHOULD FUCKING CELEBRATE. 84 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,847 ONE SHOULD MARK SUCH FUCKING MILESTONES. 85 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,283 - YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT REALLY A BAD IDEA, HANK. 86 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,751 THE LAST BIG PARTY I HAD HERE 87 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,353 WAS FILLED WITH SMELLY LEATHER BOYS. 88 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,388 COULDN'T REALLY WASH THE STINK OFF THE JOINT. 89 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,956 - OKAY, WELL, WHERE'S THE MASTER? 90 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,558 I'M GONNA REST UP FOR TONIGHT'S SHINDIG. 91 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,959 - FOLLOW THE KRULL. 92 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,627 - OH, AND, RUNKLE, CAN YOU GET A PIANO DELIVERED? 93 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:16,297 AND MAKE SURE THERE'S HEAPS OF ALCOHOL AND COCAINE 94 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:17,831 AND MARS BARS AND ASTROGLIDE. 95 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,333 BRILLIANT WORK, HANK. 96 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,469 I'M GONNA GO PUT THIS UNDER MY PILLOW 97 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,371 AND DO SOME DREAM-WRITING. 98 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:27,441 BUT FIRST I MUST MASTURBATE MYSELF TO SLEEP. 99 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:30,444 [upbeat music] 100 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:38,452 * 101 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:17,024 - [shouts like a ninja] 102 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,459 - MOODY. 103 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,493 - EDDIE NERO. 104 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,894 AS I LIVE AND BREATHE. 105 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,996 - CAN I HAVE A GO? 106 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,865 I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO TACKLE HANK. 107 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:27,601 - NO, NO. THAT'S MY THING. 108 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,937 I'M GONNA DO IT. - DO WHAT? 109 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,639 - CONTINUE MY GREAT TRADITION 110 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,006 OF BRINGING YOUR WORDS TO LIFE. 111 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,908 THIS TIME ON THE BOARDS IN FRONT OF THE FOOTLIGHTS. 112 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,910 - CAN YOU EVEN SING? - CAN I SING? 113 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,379 - I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU? 114 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:41,048 - * WE KNOW WE BELONG TO THE LAND * 115 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,051 * AND THE LAND WE BELONG TO IS GRAND * 116 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,053 * AND WHEN WE SAY both: * YOW 117 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,522 - * YIP-AY-YO-AY-YAY both: * YOW 118 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,825 - * WE'RE ONLY SAYING, YOU'RE DOING FINE, OKLAHOMA * 119 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,061 * OKLAHOMA, O.K. 120 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,730 * L-A-H-O-M-A - [singing along] 121 00:04:56,764 --> 00:05:00,501 - * OKLAHOMA 122 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,403 [laughter] 123 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,937 IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE? 124 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,105 - I GOT SERIOUS DOUCHE CHILLS 125 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,674 RUNNING UP AND DOWN MY SPINE. 126 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,075 I'M ALSO A LITTLE HARD, I HAVE TO ADMIT. 127 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,877 - I'LL BET YOU ARE. CAN I SEE IT? 128 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,612 - [chuckles] - NO, CAN I SEE IT? 129 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,813 - NO! 130 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:15,516 - HEY, PUSSY FART, HOW YOU DOING? 131 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,617 - EH, ALL RIGHT, EDDIE. 132 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,787 HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? - I HEARD YOU CAME OUT RECENTLY. 133 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,088 - FOR A SHORT TIME, YES. 134 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,423 - HE ALMOST TOOK A MAN IN HIS MOUTH. 135 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,891 - I TOOK A MAN IN MY MOUTH ONCE. 136 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,693 - YES, WE KNOW, EDDIE. 137 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,060 - I ENGINEERED THAT ORGASM. 138 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:31,999 MY HANDS, MOUTH, FEET. [gagging] 139 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:41,842 I WATCHED HIS JISM FORM A SLIMY ST. LOUIS ARCH 140 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,444 IN THE AIR BEFORE LANDING COMFORTABLY 141 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:46,380 ON THE RUG IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM. 142 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,948 - YOU PERFORMED FELLATIO IN THE WHITE HOUSE? 143 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,049 - SHH, IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE, BUT YES. 144 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,551 - I HAD AN EXPERIENCE 145 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,919 WITH A GENT ONCE. 146 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:52,920 HE WAS QUITE PRETTY. 147 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,055 SHOWED UP IN THE BACKSTAGE AREA. 148 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:58,692 FOOLED THE ROAD CREW. SURE AS HELL FOOLED ME. 149 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,794 HE GAVE A LOVELY BLOW JOB. 150 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,496 I REACHED INTO HIS KNICKERS, 151 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,097 FELT WHAT I INITIALLY THOUGHT TO BE 152 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,467 A SLIGHTLY OVERSIZED FEMALE CLITORIS, 153 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:10,638 BUT, NO, IT WAS A GENTLEMAN'S SHORT, BUT QUITE BROAD PENIS. 154 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,072 I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 155 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,408 "WHAT WOULD BOWIE DO?" 156 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:17,678 AND THEN I GAVE UP AND GOT SECURITY TO BEAT HIM SENSELESS. 157 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,647 AND THEN I FELT SORRY FOR HIM 158 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,981 AND LET HIM BLOW ME AGAIN. 159 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,550 HOLES IS HOLES WHEN ALL'S SAID AND DONE. 160 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,018 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 161 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,021 - I HAVE BIG NEWS. 162 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,691 TONIGHT I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN. 163 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,026 - OH, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALERT THE MEDIA. 164 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,195 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT OR MAYBE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. 165 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,666 - WELL, I HAVE BEEN CELIBATE FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 166 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,768 I THOUGHT THAT I'D LOST ALL MY LOADS. 167 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,203 BUT THEY CAME BACK, AND IF I'M GOING TO STAR 168 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,138 IN A TRADITIONAL LOVE STORY, I NEED TO REMEMBER 169 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,807 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO COME AGAIN WITH A WOMAN. 170 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,576 AND, BY THE WAY, WHAT'S THE DEAL 171 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:49,743 WITH THIS PARTY? 172 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,645 'CAUSE SEEMS LIKE IT'S A LITTLE BIT 173 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:52,913 OF A SAUSAGE FEST. 174 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,448 - YEAH, RUNKLE. WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? 175 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,517 - I'M SORRY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 176 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,218 I SAID WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY. 177 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,820 DID YOU EXPECT ME TO SEND OUT THE FUCKING INVITES, 178 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,021 YOU SENSELESS WANKER? 179 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,690 AND WHAT ABOUT THE DRUGS? 180 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,525 WHERE ARE THE DRUGS? - OKAY. 181 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:07,227 ATTICUS, WELL, WE HAD GOOD LUCK WITH THE CHOCOLATE BARS 182 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,229 AND THE ASTROGLIDE, BUT THERE WAS 183 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,131 A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM WITH THE DRUGS. 184 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,101 - [grunts] 185 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,137 FUCKIN' FUCK, RUNKLE. 186 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,640 JESUS. AAH! 187 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:20,641 - WAS THAT A BANANA? 188 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,809 - I WANT DRUGS. 189 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,744 I WANT SOME FUCKING GIRLS 190 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,179 AND SOME FUCKING DRUGS. 191 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,549 DRUGS. 192 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,718 - WHOO! - HEY. 193 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,252 [indistinct chatter] 194 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,220 HI. 195 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,489 - HANK MOODY. both: BOOM. 196 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,558 - HEY. HOW'S MY SUIT? 197 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,561 - IT'S ASPIRATIONAL. - AH. 198 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,962 - GONNA FIT IN THAT FUCKER ONE DAY. 199 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,097 - EXCELLENT, EXCE-- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 200 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,567 - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING SNARKY. 201 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,736 SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, ASSHOLE. 202 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,871 I'LL FIT IN THAT SUIT BEFORE YOU GROW YOUR FUCKING HAIR BACK. 203 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,607 both: BOOM! 204 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,845 - FRANK. - WIDOW. 205 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:02,182 - [giggles] COME HERE. 206 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:06,520 AND IF IT ISN'T THE BLOODY WARLOCK WHO TURNED ME BUM 207 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:09,757 INTO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH. 208 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,091 I'VE MISSED YOU, 209 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,126 YOU DIRTY, BALD BASTARD, YOU. 210 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,595 - NICE TO SEE YOU, TRUDY. 211 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,063 HOW YOU BEEN? - I'VE BEEN WELL. 212 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,598 I'VE BEEN WELL, YOU KNOW. - GOOD. 213 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,066 - THINKING ABOUT FINDING ME A NEW HUSBAND. 214 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,701 - OH, REALLY? 215 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,135 - TONY LEFT ME IN FINANCIAL SHAMBLES. 216 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,638 YOU KNOW. I MEAN, WE SPENT IT 217 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,873 AS FAST AS HE MADE IT. 218 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,875 - I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S MARRIAGE MATERIAL, 219 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,009 BUT EDDIE NERO RIGHT OVER HERE 220 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,645 IS LOOKING TO BUST A BIG, FAT LOAD 221 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,146 AFTER BEING CELIBATE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 222 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,782 - REALLY? - MAYBE YOU TWO COULD HELP 223 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,016 EACH OTHER OUT. - OH, NO. 224 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,618 HE'S A LITTLE TOO PRETTY FOR ME. 225 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,720 - AND HE POOPS ON PEOPLE. - [gasps] 226 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,790 BLUE EYES POOPS ON PEOPLE. YOU'RE INTO THE SCAT-PLAY, HUH? 227 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,157 - [scats] POOP! 228 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,760 IT WAS A PHASE BUT A MESSY PHASE. 229 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,897 - [scats] I'VE BEEN THERE ONCE OR TWICE. 230 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,732 I HAVE. REAL MESSY. 231 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:52,900 SPEAKING OF DIRTY, 232 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,167 WHAT DO YOU SAY, POPEYE? 233 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,335 YOU READY TO BUST ONE OUT OF THE CHAMBER, 234 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,237 SO WE CAN SIT BACK, RELAX, 235 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,107 AND ENJOY THE PARTY? - [imitates Popeye] 236 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,809 - DON'T MIND IF I DO. 237 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,677 - YAY. ATTABOY. 238 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:06,146 [scatting] 239 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,681 POOP, POOP. 240 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,684 [rock music] 241 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,319 * 242 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,954 - STOP. 243 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,656 DON'T STOP. 244 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,190 STOP. 245 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,892 I'M ALMOST DONE. 246 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,094 FUCK. 247 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,730 THIS IS GOOD, HANK. 248 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,598 ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP YOUR BONES. 249 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,733 - ALMOST? WHAT ELSE-- 250 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,935 I GOT A TYPEWRITER RIGHT HERE. 251 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,970 - [sighs] DAMN. 252 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,071 - THANK YOU. 253 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,105 WELL, YOUR THOUGHTS, 254 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:35,175 AND THE KIND, THOUGHTFUL, 255 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,376 LONG-LEGGED MANNER 256 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,178 IN WHICH YOU CHOSE TO EXPRESS THEM, 257 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,881 HAD MUCH TO DO WITH THE END RESULT. 258 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,317 - WELL, IT LEAVES YOU WITH THE SAME FEELING 259 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,254 THAT A REAL GREAT SONG DOES. 260 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:52,192 SADLY, I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 261 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,161 - WHAT? NO MORE SEXY TIME? 262 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,295 SAY IT AIN'T SO. 263 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,031 - WELL, TOO MUCH LEADS TO TOO MUCH. 264 00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,967 SOONER OR LATER, SOMEONE GETS HURT. 265 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,068 - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. 266 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,102 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO YOUR BEST 267 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,336 NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. 268 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,072 - I WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT ME. 269 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,707 - NO, NO, BE CAREFUL. 270 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,408 I HAVE A TENDENCY TO TAKE ROOT IN THE HEARTS 271 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,978 AND MINDS OF THOSE WHO INITIALLY FIND ME OFF-PUTTING. 272 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,313 IT'S A SMALL, BUT LOYAL GROUP. 273 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:17,317 - WELL, EVERYTHING PUT TOGETHER 274 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,019 FALLS APART, HANK. 275 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,854 - PAUL SIMON. - VERY GOOD. 276 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,723 - NO, THAT WAS EASY FOR ME. KNOW WHY? 277 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,057 - WHY? - 'CAUSE I'M OLD AS DIRT. 278 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,726 - OH. 279 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,862 OH, COME HERE. 280 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,732 YOU'RE NOT SO OLD. - OH, SWEET TALKER. 281 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,241 OH, MY BACK. - [laughs] 282 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,876 - MY BACK. OH, JEEZ. 283 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,212 - [laughs] 284 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,915 [rock music] 285 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:52,119 - I'VE NEVER BEEN SODOMIZED IN A CHILD'S NURSERY BEFORE. 286 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,087 WHAT FUN. - THAT'S ODD. 287 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,389 OH, HEY, YOU TWO. 288 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,259 HEY. OH, THIS IS TRUDY. 289 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,028 THIS IS MARCY AND KAREN. 290 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,297 THIS IS TRUDY, AND TRUDY WAS RECENTLY WIDOWED. 291 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,333 - IT'S TRUE. I WAS. 292 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,902 YEAH, MY HUBBY O.D.'D. - OH, SORRY. 293 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,304 - BUT JEAN-LUC PICARD HERE HAS BEEN KEEPING ME COMPANY. 294 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,473 - JEAN-LUC PICARD. - RIGHT? 295 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,442 HE'S NOT TOO BIG IN THE LAP, YOU SEE, 296 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,778 BUT HE'S ENTHUSIASTIC, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 297 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,047 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 298 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,783 - HEY. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WEREN'T COMING. 299 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,317 - THEY SAID THEY WEREN'T COMING. 300 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,786 HERE THEY ARE. 301 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:26,787 - GOOD. - YEAH. 302 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,355 WE GOT BORED, WE SMOKED WEED, 303 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,292 AND WE WANTED TO MEET ATTICUS FETCH, YEAH! 304 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,894 - YOU SHOULD. YOU SHOULD. 305 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,196 - YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM. BOTH OF YOU. 306 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,798 HE'S SINGLE NOW, 307 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,199 AND HE'S QUITE GOOD IN THE SACK, YOU KNOW. 308 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,467 A LITTLE LAZY WHEN IT COMES 309 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,336 TO THE ORAL RETURN FAVORS AND SUCH. 310 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,939 UNLIKE THE ASS WHISPERER HERE. - THAT'S ME! 311 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,208 - HE GIVES AS GOOD AS HE GETS, HE DOES. 312 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,844 - OH, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY MY EXPERIENCE. 313 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,112 - HEY. 314 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,347 - HAVE YOU EVER DONE ATTICUS BEFORE? 315 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,949 - UH, NO, I HAVE NOT HAD THE PLEASURE. 316 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,217 - WE SHOULD DO HIM TOGETHER. 317 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,987 - WE COULD. OR WE COULD GO GET A DRINK 318 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,088 RIGHT--RIGHT NOW. 319 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,355 - WHATEVER YOU THINK, LOVE. 320 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,024 - MARCY, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO ATTICUS. 321 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,358 - NO. ALLOW ME. 322 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,228 - OKAY. WHICHEVER ONE. LEAD THE WAY. 323 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,164 - I SEE YOU HAVE A NEW FRIEND. 324 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,767 - YES, AND SHE'S--AND THAT'S WHAT SHE IS, A FRIEND. 325 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,135 SHE'S A LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN 326 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,970 WHO HAS HELPED GUIDE ME CREATIVELY. 327 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,438 - RIGHT. I'M SURE. 328 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,408 SORT OF A FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE IN YOUR TIME OF NEED... 329 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,843 - OH. - KIND OF THING. 330 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,377 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M HAPPY TO SEE 331 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,213 THAT I CAN STILL GET A JEALOUS RISE OUT OF YOU. 332 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,514 BUT YOU JUST SAY THE WORD, 333 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,951 AND I WILL STOP THE WORLD AND MELT WITH YOU. 334 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,119 YEAH, I SAID THAT. 335 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,822 - [scats] - OH. 336 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,957 YOU REMEMBER EDDIE. KAREN. - HI, HEY. 337 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,859 - KAREN, YOU REMEMBER YUSUF NERO? 338 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,794 - OF COURSE. THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, 339 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,263 YOU WERE SEEING THAT HANDSOME AFRICAN-AMERICAN FELLOW. 340 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,933 - NO, THAT WAS JUST A PHASE, LIKE YOU POOPING ON PEOPLE. 341 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,268 - I HAD A FEELING THAT WAS A PASSING THING. 342 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,871 A MILK CHOCOLATE MANDINGO FANTASY. 343 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,806 PERFECTLY NORMAL. YOU'RE ENTITLED. 344 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,942 PARTICULARLY AFTER THE HELL THAT THIS LUNATIC'S PUT YOU THROUGH. 345 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,844 - OH, OKAY, WELL, SPEAKING OF LUNATICS, 346 00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,180 YOU KNOW, KAREN WAS RECENTLY MARRIED TO A PANSEXUAL LOON 347 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,015 NAMED RICHARD BATES, THE WRITER. 348 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,217 YOU KNOW HIM? - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 349 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,487 HE'S THE MAN I TOOK IN MY MOUTH. 350 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,023 - OF COURSE HE IS. - RICHARD BATES. 351 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,559 HE WROTE THE DEFINITIVE DRAFT OF JOHN, 352 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,028 THE MICHAEL MANN MOVIE THAT WON ME THE ACADEMY AWARD 353 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:18,365 FOR BEST ACTOR, BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE KUDOS. 354 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,067 IT'S ABOUT THE WORK. - OF COURSE NOT. 355 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,534 - KAREN. - MM-HMM. 356 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,970 - IT HAS BEEN MANY YEARS SINCE WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER, 357 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,271 AND YET YOU HAVE NOT AGED A DAY. 358 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:28,008 YOUR STEMS, YOUR HINDQUARTERS 359 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,409 REMAIN GLORIOUS. 360 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,244 YOUR SKIN IS FLAWLESS. 361 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,313 YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 362 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,915 - WELL, THANK YOU, EDDIE. 363 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,449 - YOU WILL DO PERFECTLY. - WHOA, WHOA. 364 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,986 WATCH IT, NERO. - EDDIE NEEDS MY HELP. 365 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,222 - YOUR EFFLUVIUM IS DELIGHTFUL, A RARE VINTAGE. 366 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,191 COME, ALLOW ME TO SEDUCE YOU. 367 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,458 - NOW FUCK OFF. GO AWAY. 368 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,194 - WELL, WE TRIED. 369 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,363 - [sighs] KRULL. SORRY. 370 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,065 THE ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT ATTICUS 371 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,301 IS HE LOVES HIS FANS, AND WE'VE GOT 372 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,904 A GREAT, BIG ONE RIGHT HERE WHO WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO SAY, 373 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:57,604 "HELLO." 374 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,039 - AND WHAT'S THIS BIG FAN 375 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,140 GONNA DO WITH ME? 376 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,508 - HEY, YOU. 377 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,343 I'M SOMEBODY'S MOTHER. 378 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,544 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT MINE, LOVE. 379 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,946 HOW ABOUT A BIT OF SUCTION? 380 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,015 - [gasps] 381 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,953 ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THIS. 382 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,056 - HMM. 383 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,125 - ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THIS. 384 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,128 [rock music] 385 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,530 * 386 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,972 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE PARTY. 387 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,441 HELLO, GIRLS. - WHO IS THIS? 388 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,309 - OH, PLEASE, ATTICUS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU 389 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,445 TO MY EX-WIFE. - AND MINE. 390 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,280 - AND THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD. 391 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,149 - YOU WERE BOTH MARRIED TO THIS WOMAN? 392 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,450 - YES. YES, WE WERE. 393 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,518 - [laughs] WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU? 394 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,321 - HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE? 395 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,223 MARCY. HUGE FAN. 396 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,691 - FINALLY. A FAN. 397 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,194 - SHE LOVES THE MUSICIANS. 398 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,263 SHE HAD QUITE A SERIOUS FLING WITH RICK SPRINGFIELD 399 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,998 ONCE UPON A TIME. - REALLY? 400 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,167 YOU WERE ONE OF JESSE'S GIRLS, WERE YOU? 401 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,401 - YES. YES, SHE WAS. 402 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,970 SHE EVEN HAD THE RINGTONE 403 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:03,670 TO PROVE IT. 404 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,072 - WHY IS IT YOU NEVER MENTIONED 405 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,107 A FLING WITH A MAJOR FUCKING POP STAR? 406 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,608 - I DON'T KNOW, STU. 407 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,311 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING JEALOUS. 408 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,947 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE THE ONLY COCK IN TOWN. 409 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:17,417 - MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MARCY. 410 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,286 THAT IS WHY. - OKAY, WELL, IT LOOKS 411 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,420 LIKE THIS MEET AND GREET IS OVER. 412 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,023 LET'S GO, MARCY. - YES. LEAVE HER 413 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,424 WITH ME. - OH, THAT'S PROBABLY 414 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,558 NOT A GOOD IDEA. 415 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,626 - YEAH, WE'RE HAPPY TO STAY. 416 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,061 - YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY MY TYPE. 417 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:32,966 I USUALLY GO FOR TALL, LEGGY BLONDES. 418 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,168 BUT YOU'RE QUITE SEXUAL, AREN'T YOU? 419 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,304 - SHE'S INCREDIBLY SEXUAL. 420 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,139 BUILT FOR SPEED, BORN TO FUCK. 421 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,042 SINKING INTO THIS WOMAN IS LIKE SWIMMING IN A VAT 422 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,443 OF EXQUISITE OIL. 423 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,379 - JESUS CHRIST, STU. A VAT? 424 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,982 YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE I'M ALL STRETCHED OUT AND SHIT. 425 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,984 SHUT UP! - WE HAD A NICE SEX LIFE 426 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,152 OURSELVES, YOU KNOW. IT WASN'T CRAZY OR ANYTHING. 427 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,354 - UGH! OY. - A FINGER UP THE ASS 428 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,157 EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. A BOTCHED THREESOME OR TWO, 429 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,992 BUT IT WAS QUITE FAMILIAR, COMFORTING. 430 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,461 - YOU HAVE QUITE A FAN CLUB, DON'T YOU? 431 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:06,066 - YEAH, LOOKS LIKE I'M QUEEN OF THE SHIT PILE. 432 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,734 - GO. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 433 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,435 - YEAH. 434 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,070 - LEAVE YOUR EX-WIFE WITH ME. 435 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,571 - OH. 436 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,740 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CHAT. 437 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,509 - OKAY. 438 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,212 - HEY. 439 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:22,449 [rock music] 440 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,617 SO YOU AND HANK, HUH? 441 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,187 - ONCE UPON A TIME. 442 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,489 AND YOU AND HANK. 443 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,758 - SORTA KINDA. SOMETHING. 444 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,562 HE'S REALLY TALENTED. - YEAH. 445 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,098 HE'S TALENTED, BUT... 446 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,167 HE HAS A REALLY HARD TIME SUSTAINING IT. 447 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,535 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I THINK MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS 448 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,771 TO FIND THE RIGHT MOTIVATION. 449 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:49,209 - OH, GOD, I SO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT RIGHT NOW. 450 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,643 YOU JUST SEE ALL THIS POTENTIAL, RIGHT? 451 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,580 - [chuckles] YEAH. 452 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,515 YEAH. POTENTIAL'S EXCITING. 453 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,649 - YEAH, IT IS. 454 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,185 BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO HAVE 455 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,119 A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP 456 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,687 WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S POTENTIAL. 457 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,790 - ESPECIALLY IF THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 458 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:08,261 - I'D BE CAREFUL IF I WAS YOU. 459 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,430 AND I KIND OF WAS YOU. 460 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,166 YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT. 461 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,169 [rock music] 462 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,271 * 463 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,340 - METHINKS YOU LIKE THIS ONE, FAITH. 464 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,608 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 465 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,576 - SHE LIKES HIM. I CAN TELL. 466 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,478 - WHO, HANK? 467 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,381 YEAH. I LIKE HIM. 468 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,582 I LIKE HIM AS MUCH AS ANY GUY 469 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,084 THAT I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH. 470 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,686 - I'VE SEEN YOU ON THE ARM OF LOTS OF GUYS. 471 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,855 YOU SEEM TO HAVE A REAL CONNECTION WITH THIS ONE. 472 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,858 - HE'S A GOOD GUY. HE'S SWEET TO YOU. 473 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,393 MAYBE IT COULD BE A REAL THING. 474 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,429 - YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER 475 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,164 WITH SOMEONE TO MAKE IT REAL. 476 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,366 - OH, BE GOOD TO YOURSELF, FAITH. 477 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,335 YOU DESERVE IT. 478 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,603 - SHUT UP AND DEAL. 479 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,407 [snorts] 480 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,775 - IF I HAD TO PICK, 481 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,712 I WOULD SAY FETCH LIVE, ALL OVER YOUR FACE 482 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,349 BECAUSE THAT ONE HAS ALL YOUR HITS. 483 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,151 - THAT'S LOVELY, DEAR. 484 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,453 SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOW ME, 485 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,122 OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO HAVE ACTUAL INTERCOURSE? 486 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:12,192 - GOD. JEEZ. I DON'T KNOW. 487 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,294 I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SO... 488 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,595 - [laughs] 489 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,197 THAT'S CUTE. 490 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,798 OF COURSE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 491 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,234 - MM. DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN ON ME? 492 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,870 - MM. I'D PREFER NOT TO. 493 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,505 IT'S A LITTLE BIT INTIMATE 494 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,176 AND ALSO, TO BE HONEST, A LITTLE BIT BORING FOR ME. 495 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,779 - OF COURSE, BECAUSE I'M JUST ANOTHER BANG TO YOU. 496 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,414 YEAH. - NOT AT ALL. 497 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,916 THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I'M GIVING YOU THIS GIFT, 498 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,920 THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TRANSCEND YOUR EVERYDAY SUBURBAN EXISTENCE 499 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,190 AND HAVE SEX WITH A FUCKING ROCK STAR, 500 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,591 THEREBY GIVING YOU A STORY TO DINE OUT ON 501 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,725 FOR YEARS TO COME, 502 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,327 THAT'S THE FUN BIT FOR ME. 503 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,762 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. THIS IS JUST SO FUCKED UP. 504 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,865 I MEAN, JUST-- JUST TAKE ME, OKAY? 505 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,635 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT RICK SPRINGFIELD WOULD HAVE DONE. 506 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,205 HE JUST TORE MY CLOTHES OFF AND STUCK IT IN, 507 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,307 SO JUST FUCKING DO WHAT YOU WANT, 508 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,343 BUT JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY, ALL RIGHT? 509 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,811 JUST FUCKING GO. GO. 510 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,784 - HEY, YOU GUYS. 511 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,686 HEY, DID YOU READ THAT TIMES ARTICLE 512 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,921 ABOUT THE GUY WHO DID THE THING, 513 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,589 AND THEN THIS OTHER THING HAPPENED? 514 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,690 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 515 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,459 BUT I FOUND IT FASCINATING. 516 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,762 - HANK, I AM HAVING AN INTIMATE MOMENT WITH KAREN, 517 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,231 AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SPOIL IT 518 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,565 WITH YOUR INCESSANT VERBAL DIARRHEA. 519 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,267 - WHAT IS IT, HANK? 520 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,735 ARE YOU NOT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION? 521 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,603 - WHERE IS HE? 522 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,804 WHERE'S ATTICUS? 523 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,306 - I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST, MY LOVE. 524 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,775 - OKAY, WELL, I'M PREPARED TO FORGIVE HIM. 525 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,677 - WHY? - WELL, HERE I WAS, 526 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,380 ALL PISSED OFF, CALLING EVERY DIVORCE LAWYER 527 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,382 I KNOW, AND LOOK WHAT COME IN THE MAIL. 528 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,718 THREE, COUNT 'EM, THREE SEVEN-FIGURE ROYALTY CHECKS. 529 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,287 - OH, COOL. 530 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,956 - I'M SO LUCKY. MY LIFE'S FUCKING AMAZING. 531 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,858 I MEAN, IF HE WANTS TO EAT A MARS BAR 532 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,326 OUT OF SOME DIRTY SKANK'S POONTANG, 533 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,294 WHO AM I TO JUDGE, HMM? 534 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,963 - WELL, THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL RATIONALIZATION, 535 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,565 BUT I THINK IN THIS CASE YOU HAVE A RIGHT 536 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,233 TO BE SLIGHTLY MIFFED. 537 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,801 - OH, DARLING, IT'S JUST SEX. 538 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,303 WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT? 539 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,705 - FUCK IF I KNOW, DUDE. 540 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,610 - MOVE. - SORRY, MISSUS, 541 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,944 I CAN'T DO THAT. 542 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,247 - [imitating] SORRY, MISSUS, I CAN'T DO THAT. 543 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:18,618 - [whimpers] 544 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,288 - [grunts] 545 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,457 - HELLO, DARLING. 546 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,492 - OH. 547 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,859 - IS ALL FORGIVEN? 548 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,930 - YOU FUCKING FUCKFACE. 549 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,401 - FUCK! ARE THOSE MY ROYALTY CHECKS? 550 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,803 - GET OUT OF MY WAY. 551 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,871 - I'M SORRY. UGH. 552 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,009 [indistinct chatter] 553 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,778 - COME ON. 554 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,017 ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISH CAT-AND-MOUSE GAME. 555 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:54,954 YOU ARE GONNA FUCK MY BRAINS OUT, 556 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,523 AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCK 'EM OUT NOW. 557 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,857 - NO MEANS NO, YOU KNOW. 558 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,992 - YOU SAY NO, BUT YOUR COCK HERE 559 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,894 BEGS TO DIFFER. - NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 560 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,995 HE DOES NOT HAVE DECISION-MAKING AUTHORITY. 561 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,497 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES 562 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,832 TO BE A ROCK STAR'S WIFE, HANK? - NO. 563 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,767 - I HAVE CERTAIN SKILLS. 564 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,036 I KNOW HOW TO GIVE THE KIND OF SHARP AND FOCUSED HEAD 565 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,738 THAT CUTS THROUGH THE BULLSHIT. 566 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,005 - SHARP? - PLENTY OF WOMEN OUT THERE 567 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,907 ALL ARE LICKING LOLLIPOPS. 568 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,310 THEY'RE LAZY. THEY'RE ENTITLED. 569 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,911 THEY THINK JUST BY PUTTING IT IN THEIR MOUTH, 570 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,513 THAT'S ALL THEY NEED TO DO, BUT YOU AND I KNOW 571 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,915 THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. - RIGHT. 572 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,817 - I KNOW HOW TO GET SHIT DONE. 573 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,053 NOW YOUR COCK'S ON THE VERGE OF MAKING A DECISION, HANK. 574 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,822 WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 575 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,591 [knock at door] 576 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,394 - EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE? - THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY SEEM. 577 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,028 - CAN YOU GIVE US A FUCKING MINUTE HERE? 578 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,530 - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. - I DO. 579 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,599 - NO, NO, NO. YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND. 580 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,033 - I DO. - YEAH. 581 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,536 THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 582 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:46,072 [mutters] 583 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,474 - FUCK. 584 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,808 AH, FUCK. 585 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,444 UGH, JESUS. 586 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,246 - WHOO! 587 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,584 - THANK YOU. THAT WAS PERFECT TIMING. 588 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,386 - I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT NEED A LITTLE RESCUING. 589 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,521 - YEAH. 590 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,822 - [chuckles] 591 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,657 - WHAT? - HMM. 592 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,826 [door opens] 593 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,100 - FUCK. 594 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,102 - I GET IT. - SORRY. 595 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:19,972 - YOU SHOULD GO. GO, GO, GO. 596 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:28,648 - KAREN. KAREN, THIS IS BULLSHIT. 597 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,949 HE POOPS ON PEOPLE. 598 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,151 MAYBE NOT ANYMORE, BUT HE HAS IN THE PAST, 599 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:36,823 AND THAT IS--THAT'S A SERIOUS FUCKING CHARACTER FLAW. 600 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,858 [lock clicks] 601 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,633 THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE A REALLY LONG TIME. 602 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,867 MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TALKING. 603 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,102 YOU KNOW, LIKE WE'RE JUST TALKING. 604 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,871 - SURE. 605 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,873 RIGHT. JUST TALKING. - YEAH. 606 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,843 - MY ADVICE, JUST FUCKING MOVE ON, DUDE. 607 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,611 - I'M NOT SURE THAT'S POSSIBLE. 608 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,880 - YOU CAN'T BEGRUDGE YOUR LADY FOR GOING OFF WITH EDDIE NERO. 609 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,148 DUDE'S FUCKING HANDSOME. 610 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,751 - YEAH, BUT KAREN'S NOT LIKE THAT. 611 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,619 - WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP MADONNA WHORE SHIT IS THAT? 612 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,120 WHAT, JUST 'CAUSE YOU LOVE HER, 613 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,689 JUST 'CAUSE SHE CRAPPED OUT YOUR KID, 614 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,424 SHE'S NOT ENTITLED TO BANG A MOVIE STAR? 615 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,159 - WELL, SURE SHE CAN, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN 616 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,761 I CAN'T BE MAJORLY PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. 617 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,028 - OKAY. 618 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,664 THEN PLAY IT COOL, MAN. 619 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,632 THAT'S THE MOVE. 620 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,601 NEVER LET THE BITCHES SEE YOU SWEAT. 621 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,505 - MOODY. 622 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,807 [sighs] 623 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,978 THAT WOMAN IS AMAZING. 624 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,516 - OW! NOT THE FACE. 625 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,784 NEVER THE FACE. 626 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:38,985 YOU HIT ME IN MY FACE. 627 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,052 THAT'S A NATIONAL TREASURE. 628 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,455 THAT'S AN ACT OF TREASON. 629 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,025 - OH! MOTHERFUCKER! 630 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,927 COME ON. - I THINK I PULLED A HAMMIE. 631 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,096 - COCKSUCKER. SON OF A SHITTY, FUCKING-- 632 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,965 - NOW THE DRUNKEN MASTER. 633 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,936 - FUCK, GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING TABLE! 634 00:23:56,969 --> 00:24:00,072 GOD DAMN IT. FUCK. 635 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:02,909 [all shout] 636 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:06,546 - OH, SHIT. 637 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,080 - NOW IT BEGINS. 638 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,583 [women scream] 639 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,819 - OKAY, THEN. 640 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,687 [laughter] 641 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,956 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 642 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,727 YES, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 643 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,598 I HAVE FUCKED UP THIS STORIED LIFE SOMETHING PROPER. 644 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,633 ALL MY LIFE, 645 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,968 I HAVE LOVED EXACTLY ONE WOMAN 646 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,970 WITH ALL MY HEART. 647 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,740 HAVE I FUCKED COUNTLESS OTHERS? 648 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:34,907 YES. 649 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:38,177 DOES THAT MAKE ME A BAD MAN? 650 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,712 I-I DON'T THINK SO. 651 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:43,149 BUT, IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION, 652 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:44,984 I AM A SCOUNDREL, 653 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,054 A ROGUE, A RAKE. 654 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,824 PERHAPS EVEN A RAPSCALLION. [everyone gasps] 655 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,492 [laughs] 656 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,096 BUT THE FACT IS 657 00:24:57,129 --> 00:25:01,668 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, NATALIE. 658 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,603 - OLLY, NO, PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN. 659 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:07,607 OLLY. PUT IT DOWN. - OLLY? REALLY? OLLY? 660 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,776 - DID YOU REALLY THINK HE WAS BORN ATTICUS FETCH? 661 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,611 - IT'S TRUE, HANK. 662 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,213 I HAD TO CREATE ATTICUS FETCH. 663 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:18,184 AND NOW I HAVE TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS ME. 664 00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:19,686 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 665 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,754 - NO, IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE ACTUALLY. 666 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:22,989 YEAH, HE CREATED A MONSTER, 667 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,624 AND NOW HE WANTS TO KILL THE MONSTER 668 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:26,626 BEFORE THE MONSTER KILLS HIM. 669 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,894 I MEAN, I'VE FELT THAT WAY MYSELF. 670 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,996 I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE. 671 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,031 YOU'RE NOT ALONE, ATTICUS. 672 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:35,134 - UM, I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT ALL OUT. 673 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,670 - WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL TAKE ME BACK? 674 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:38,605 - FUCK NO. 675 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,172 YOU'RE A LYING, CHEATING, 676 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,074 FUCKING SCUMBAG. WAH! 677 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,644 OKAY, I'LL TAKE YOU BACK. - REALLY? 678 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,913 YOU WILL? - WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT, DOLL. 679 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,916 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOU ON A VERY SHORT LEASH. 680 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,884 - THAT SOUNDS GOOD. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 681 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:55,655 THAT'S WHAT THIS BOY NEEDS, SOME DISCIPLINE, 682 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,957 A LITTLE MOTHER'S DISCIPLINE. - MOMMY'S DISCIPLINE. 683 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,992 OKAY, NOW, JUST GIVE ME THE GUN. 684 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,328 GIVE MAMA THE GUN. COME ON. 685 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,632 COME ON. THERE WE GO. 686 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,703 - [shouts] OW! 687 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,304 WHY DID YOU HIT ME? 688 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:16,676 - IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING LOADED, YOU PUSSY. 689 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:19,078 - [shouts] 690 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,947 [kicking continues] 691 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:27,119 [groaning] 692 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,701 - CAN YOU SLOW DOWN? 693 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:43,670 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANGRY. 694 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,638 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DISAPPEARED INTO THE BEDROOM 695 00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:47,707 WITH THAT FUCKING WEIRDO DEGENERATE. 696 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,976 - YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING NERVE TO TAKE ISSUE 697 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,744 WITH ANYTHING I DO EVER. 698 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,145 - YES, NO, I-- YOU'RE RIGHT, 699 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,346 BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, 700 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,082 JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH IT HAPPEN? 701 00:26:56,115 --> 00:27:00,687 KAREN, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME HERE TONIGHT ANYWAY? 702 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,789 - YOU KNOW WHY? 703 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,958 BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS THIS VOICE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD 704 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:08,695 THAT SAYS, "MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT. 705 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,864 "MAYBE THE STARS WILL ALIGN, 706 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,166 "AND THERE WILL BE THIS MAGIC MOMENT BETWEEN US 707 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,103 WHERE EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY AGAIN." 708 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:21,708 [sobs] 709 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:24,744 BUT THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING OR SOMEONE IN THE WAY. 710 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,278 - KAREN, YOU WANT ME NOT TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE, 711 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,747 JUST SAY THE WORD. 712 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,281 BUT IF YOU KEEP ME AT ARM'S LENGTH, 713 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,917 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST SIT AROUND 714 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,419 WITH A COCK CAGE ON AND HOPE THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 715 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:35,054 SOME KIND OF EPIPHANY ABOUT US? 716 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,288 - DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT I CARE 717 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,991 ABOUT YOU FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE? 718 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,860 IF WE'RE NOT TOGETHER, I DON'T EXPECT YOU 719 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:42,995 TO HAVE TAKEN SOME VOW OF CELIBACY. 720 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:47,233 IT'S JUST, WHEN I SEE SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU 721 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:50,970 THE WAY THAT I USED TO LOOK AT YOU, 722 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,772 I FUCKING HATE THAT. 723 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:57,209 IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. 724 00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:01,814 - * AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS * 725 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:02,849 - AND THE WORST PART OF IT 726 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,183 IS THAT I TURNED INTO YOU TONIGHT. 727 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,853 I-I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON. 728 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,387 I DON'T WANT TO START PLAYING GAMES 729 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,222 AND, LIKE, TRYING TO GET BACK AT YOU 730 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:13,392 AND TRYING TO HURT YOU. 731 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:15,928 - I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER. 732 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:20,066 - * FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW 733 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:24,403 * AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS 734 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:29,475 * SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR * 735 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:34,814 * COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART * 736 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:39,418 * FOREVER TRUSTING WHO WE ARE * 737 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:44,456 * AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS 738 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:52,431 *