1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,143 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,811 - YOU HAVE A MAGNIFICENT BODY. 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,147 - DO YOU THINK I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN ACTRESS? 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,482 - YES. 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,583 - EDDIE NERO SAID YOU GOT MAGIC FINGERS. 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,518 I NEED YOUR WORDS. 7 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,320 - GUESS WHO'S BACK IN THE PICTURE? 8 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,489 EDDIE FUCKING NERO! 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,790 - I DON'T WORK FOR STU AND MARCY ANYMORE. 10 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,392 SO THIS WHOLE THING 11 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,728 ISN'T QUITE AS INAPPROPRIATE AS IT ONCE WAS. 12 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,829 - WHAT? 13 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,164 - WILL YOU READ MY SCREENPLAY? 14 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,599 - I GIVE IT TEN PAGES. 15 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,634 - HEY, CAN I COME IN? 16 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,836 IT'S RICHARD, YOU KNOW, HE WON'T STOP DRINKING. 17 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,439 I THINK I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, YOU KNOW? 18 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,674 - HANK, I WOKE UP IN A STRANGE WOMAN'S BED. 19 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,110 I CAN'T FIND MY WEDDING RING. 20 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:43,111 I'M FUCKED! 21 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,178 - WHO'S THAT? 22 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,179 - THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. 23 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,547 - HOLLY. - HOLLY. 24 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,648 - UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 25 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,150 - WHOA! - [shrieks] 26 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,318 - HEY, HEY! 27 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,552 - WHAT THE FUCK? - HEY, HEY-- 28 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,586 - YOU COME TO MY HOME? 29 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,854 HOW FUCKING DARE YOU? 30 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,756 - BATESY, BATESY, SHE'S WITH ME. 31 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,258 - YOU CAN TAKE YOUR TRAMP 32 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,793 AND YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. 33 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:09,137 [upbeat music] 34 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:15,109 * 35 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,346 - THANK YOU FOR AGREEING 36 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,748 TO BREAK YOUR FAST WITH ME THIS MORNING. 37 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,450 - IT'S FINE. 38 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,884 - IT'S MORE THAN FINE, YOUNG LADY. 39 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,853 I KNOW HOW PARTICULARLY DISPLEASED 40 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,855 YOU'VE BEEN WITH YOUR PAPA OF LATE. 41 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,124 - YOU HAVEN'T REALLY GIVEN ME MUCH OF A CHANCE 42 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,193 TO THINK FONDLY OF YOU, PAPA. 43 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,528 OR EVEN MISS YOU, FOR THAT MATTER. 44 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,696 YOU'VE BEEN AROUND. 45 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:36,697 A LOT. 46 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,232 MUCKING WITH THINGS. 47 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,700 - I MUCK NOT. 48 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,270 - SAYS THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAVAGE BEATING 49 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,705 MY BOYFRIEND SUFFERED AT THE HANDS OF SOME THUG. 50 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:47,375 - NONSENSE, THAT WAS JUST AN UNFORTUNATE MISUNDERSTANDING. 51 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,710 AND HE'S NOT A THUG, HE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR. 52 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,779 AND A HUMANITARIAN. 53 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,547 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- 54 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,584 WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL US MAKES EVEN US MORE ANNOYING. 55 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,918 - DID YOU READ HIS SCREENPLAY YET? 56 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,787 - [stammers] IS YOUR MOM STILL MAD AT ME? 57 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:00,888 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 58 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,356 - ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN. 59 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,424 - 11. 60 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:04,692 - I CAN GET THAT DOWN. 61 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,260 - DID YOU READ HIS SCREENPLAY YET? 62 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,296 [blender grinding] 63 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,665 - WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 64 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:15,836 NO, NOT YET. 65 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,705 - WHY? YOU PROMISED. 66 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,607 - THERE'S JUST NO UPSIDE, DARLIN'. 67 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,675 IF I READ IT AND IT SUCKS, 68 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,211 THEN I HAVE TO ENDURE HIS PATHETIC ATTEMPTS 69 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,412 AND GIVE HIM FEEDBACK. 70 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,713 THE LAST YOUNG ASPIRANT 71 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,515 I GAVE NOTES TO WOUND UP IN THE HOSPITAL. 72 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,716 AND IF IT'S EVEN REMOTELY GOOD, 73 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,384 WHY WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT ABOUT HIM? 74 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,619 YOU SEE MY DILEMMA HERE? 75 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,886 - I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN. 76 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,888 - YOU BARELY TALK TO ME NOW. 77 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,257 - I'LL BECOME A STRIPPER. 78 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,726 - I'LL READ IT. 79 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:39,827 TOMORROW. 80 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:40,861 - TODAY. 81 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,763 - TODAY. 82 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:48,436 - [groaning] 83 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,338 - YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 84 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:54,442 - [imitates Tarzan yell] 85 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:58,712 REBECCA! 86 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:01,915 - THIS IS WHY I HATE COMING HERE. 87 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,820 [upbeat music] 88 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:14,795 * 89 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,963 [reggae music] 90 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:55,936 * 91 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:02,410 - [groans] 92 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,578 - THAT BAD, HUH? 93 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,879 - IT'S THAT GOOD. 94 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,815 - REALLY? 95 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,550 - THE WRITING IS EXCEPTIONAL. 96 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,452 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT PISSES ME OFF. 97 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,820 WELL, IT DOES PISS ME OFF. 98 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,555 I MEAN, WHERE'S THAT LITTLE DOUCHE GET OFF 99 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,324 BEING EVEN A HALFWAY DECENT WRITER? 100 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,692 AND WHERE--WHERE DOES HE FIND TIME TO WRITE 101 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,294 WHEN HE HAS TO TEND TO THAT FUCKING MOP OF HAIR? 102 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,462 - OH, WHOA, WHOA YOU'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC. 103 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,730 TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE SCRIPT. 104 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,699 - DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING DARE, AGENT. 105 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:36,344 - SO...WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 106 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,412 - THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS ABOUT HIM. 107 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,413 AND BECCA. 108 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,981 - SO? 109 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,584 - SO? IT'S--IT'S-- IT'S VERY SEXUAL, KAREN. 110 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,718 VERY SEXUAL. 111 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,354 - AND YOUR POINT IS? 112 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,390 - IT'S ALSO-- IT'S VERY DIRTY. 113 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,524 AND DISTURBING. 114 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,025 AND IT'S VERY, VERY... 115 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,527 SEXUAL. 116 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,729 IT'S ALSO DISGUSTING, ACTUALLY. 117 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:57,731 THAT'S WHAT IT IS, IS DISGUSTING. 118 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,801 - YOUR ENTIRE LITERARY AESTHETIC REVOLVES AROUND SEX, SO... 119 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:01,802 - IT DOES NOT. 120 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,404 - DOES. - DOESN'T. 121 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,438 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU. 122 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,639 - DOESN'T. OKAY. 123 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,375 WELL, SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT MY OEUVRE. 124 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,743 BUT TYLER'S SCRIPT INVOLVES A YOUNG ASPIRING WRITER 125 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,912 WHO HAS A VERY DOWN AND DIRTY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP 126 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,582 WITH THE DAUGHTER OF A VERY SUCCESSFUL NOVELIST. 127 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,749 - YOU'RE NOT THAT SUCCESSFUL. 128 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,885 - OH, KAREN, THAT IS SO FUNNY. 129 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,654 I'M GLAD YOU STILL FIND TIME TO EMASCULATE ME 130 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:21,889 WHILE ROME IS CLEARLY BURNING. 131 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,424 - I CAN ALWAYS FIND TIME FOR THAT. 132 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,025 - SO WAIT, NO, WAIT, AND THIS, AND THIS. 133 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,828 THE--THE--THE MAIN CHARACTER HARBORS FANTASIES ABOUT FUCKING 134 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,397 THE EXTREMELY MILF-Y MOTHER OF HIS GIRLFRIEND. 135 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,698 - REALLY? 136 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,732 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, KAREN? 137 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,100 HOW'S THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 138 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,735 - GOOD, ACTUALLY. 139 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,437 YEAH. 140 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,571 HE'S KIND OF HOT. 141 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,039 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT FUNNY. 142 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,510 I AM JUST SO DISGUSTED BY YOUR WHOLE SCENE HERE. 143 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,711 - YOU'RE DISGUSTED WITH MY SCENE? 144 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:44,812 - YEAH, I AM. 145 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,647 - HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? 146 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,848 - IN MY ABSENCE, YOUR WHOLE LIFE 147 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,951 HAS BECOME THIS SEXUAL PLAYGROUND. 148 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:54,087 - JESUS, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 149 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,088 ARE YOU--ARE YOU GONNA GIVE HIM NOTES, 150 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,024 OR WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 151 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,559 - YEAH, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM NOTES, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM NOTES. 152 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,560 BUT FIRST I'M GONNA SEE MY DAUGHTER. 153 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,561 WHERE IS SHE? 154 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,762 - SHE'S AT WORK. 155 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,030 - I'M GONNA GO SEE HER AT WORK. 156 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,565 I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH HER. 157 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:05,733 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 158 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,601 - GOOD. - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 159 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,736 HOW'S BATESY? 160 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,770 - REHAB. 161 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:10,871 - [sighs] 162 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,740 - TODAY'S FAMILY DAY. 163 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:13,741 SHOULD BE A HOOT. 164 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,543 - AWESOME. 165 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,511 YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT LEAVING HIM? 166 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,622 REALLY, BECCA? 167 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,623 - WHAT? 168 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:30,624 - I'M TROUBLED. 169 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,125 - YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 170 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,061 - NO, I DON'T LIKE IT. I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT. 171 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,696 - WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE ABOUT IT? 172 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,731 - WELL, FOR ONE, IT'S VERY DIRTY. 173 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,066 VERY DIRTY. 174 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,168 - SO? DIRTY IS YOUR THING, ISN'T IT? 175 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,903 - WHATEVER. 176 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,139 IT ALSO SEEMS PAINFULLY AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. 177 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:47,575 - DAD, PLEASE, IS EVERYTHING YOU WRITE THE TRUTH? 178 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,742 OR IS IT EMBELLISHED? 179 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,811 - YOUNG ASPIRING WRITER SEEKS OUT 180 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,046 DAUGHTER OF VERY SUCCESSFUL NOVELIST 181 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,147 AND PROCEEDS TO BED HER? 182 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,683 SOUND FAMILIAR? 183 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,917 - YOU'RE NOT THAT SUCCESSFUL, DAD. 184 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,453 - JESUS CHRIST, IS NOTHING SACRED? 185 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:00,821 - IS THIS ABOUT SEX? 186 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,222 DID YOU THINK I WAS NEVER GOING TO GROW UP 187 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,757 AND HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE? 188 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,192 - A FATHER SURE CAN HOPE. 189 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,027 - SOMETIMES I THINK YOU WISH 190 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,930 I STAYED SOME ASEXUAL LITTLE GOTH MUPPET CREATURE FOREVER. 191 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,066 - YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. 192 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,768 - WOULD YOU PREFER I DIDN'T ENJOY SEX? 193 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,236 - WILL YOU STOP SAYING "SEX"? 194 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,805 THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS. 195 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,239 - YEAH, AND YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE. 196 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,008 - THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED FOR YOU, BECCA. 197 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,745 TO INSPIRE SOME STUPID FUCKING MUMBLECORE BULLSHIT. 198 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,914 - JUST SIT DOWN WITH HIM. GIVE HIM YOUR THOUGHTS. 199 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,516 - OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM MY THOUGHTS ALL RIGHT. 200 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:32,185 I GOT HIS ADDRESS. LOOK, RIGHT HERE. 201 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,687 - BE GENTLE. 202 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:34,955 HE TALKS A GOOD GAME, BUT DEEP DOWN, 203 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,256 HE'S REALLY JUST A SENSITIVE ARTIST. 204 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,758 - OH, UH-HUH. 205 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,693 - UH, YEAH, I'M GONNA CALL HIM. 206 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:40,794 I WILL LET HIM KNOW. 207 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,496 OKAY, BYE. 208 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,831 HELLO, HELLO! 209 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:47,568 - UGH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 210 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,903 - OH, AND A VERY FINE DAY TO YOU TOO. 211 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,204 - WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU? 212 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,205 YOU DON'T PISS ON THE LOSING CLASS. 213 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,206 THAT'S RUDE. 214 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,642 - I KNOW, BABY. 215 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,577 BABY, HE JUST BRINGS IT OUT IN ME. 216 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,079 - CHARLIE, I'M SORRY, I THINK WHAT MARCY WAS TRYING TO SAY IS 217 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,781 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 218 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,550 - I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 219 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,553 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO LAY EYES ON MY VERY OWN SON. 220 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,788 - HA! YOU WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD? 221 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,022 THAT'S BULLSHIT. 222 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,624 YOU WANTED TO LAY EYES ON LIZZIE. 223 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,693 - WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME A MAN FOR THAT. 224 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,762 - OH, REALLY, SWEETHEART? 225 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,597 YOU WANNA GO DOWN THIS ROAD? 226 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,766 YOU WANNA SINK THE PINK EVER AGAIN IN THIS LIFETIME? 227 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,101 - HEY, HEY, HEY, REMEMBER WHAT DR. LAWSON SAID 228 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,102 ABOUT USING SEX AS A WEAPON. 229 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,571 - I DON'T CARE. 230 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,672 - WHOA, WHOA, WHO'S DR. LAWSON? 231 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,540 - COUPLES THERAPIST. - SHH! 232 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,042 - HEY, THERE'S NO SHAME IN WORKSHOPPING YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 233 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,578 - [sighs] 234 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,012 FIVE MINUTES, CHARLIE. 235 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,647 OKAY? HE NEEDS A NAP. 236 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,982 OTHERWISE HE'S GONNA BE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE 237 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,750 WHEN WE GET BACK. 238 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,085 GOD DAMN IT! COME ON. 239 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,186 MOTHERFUCKER CHARGES US IF WE'RE LATE. 240 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:43,691 - CHARLIE, UH, ENJOY YOURSELF. 241 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,659 JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY OSCARS. 242 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,127 COMING! 243 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,763 - I DON'T LIKE THIS THING WITH THESE STONES. 244 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,732 I NEED A FLAT SURFACE. 245 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,041 - SHH, I'M SORRY, CHARLIE. 246 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,042 HE JUST FELL ASLEEP. 247 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,579 - [groans] BUMMER. 248 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,783 GUESS I'LL JUST GO, THEN. 249 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,184 NO OTHER REASON FOR ME TO BE HERE. 250 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,221 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD GO. 251 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,924 - YEP. 252 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:20,327 I'LL JUST... BE ON MY WAY. 253 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,196 - SEE YA. 254 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:30,904 - GUEST HOUSE? 255 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,973 - I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 256 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,323 - HI THERE! 257 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,792 - HI. 258 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,127 - I'M LOOKING FOR TYLER. 259 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,196 - OH, HE'S AT SCHOOL. 260 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,767 OR WORK. OR...SOMEWHERE. 261 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,835 I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 262 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,737 SOME MOM I AM, HUH? 263 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,639 - ANY IDEA WHEN HE MIGHT BE BACK? 264 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,407 - NO. 265 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,279 HEY. 266 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,781 ARE YOU HANK MOODY? 267 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,949 - YEP, GUILTY. 268 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,951 - IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 269 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,853 BECCA IS A DOLL. 270 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,789 - OH, I LIKE TO THINK SO. YEAH. 271 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,090 - I'M LISA. 272 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,291 TYLER'S MOM. 273 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,726 - OH, HEY, LISA. 274 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,762 - DO YOU WANNA COME IN? 275 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:29,930 - NO, I-- 276 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,699 - ARE YOU SURE? 277 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,266 - YEAH. 278 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,803 - 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GET REALLY FUCKING HIGH. 279 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,370 - OH. 280 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,173 WELL, IN THAT CASE. 281 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,342 WHERE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUSE? 282 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,277 - OUT AND ABOUT. 283 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,714 WE HAD A BIG FIGHT. 284 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,215 - ABOUT WHAT? 285 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,417 - SAME OLD SHIT. 286 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,021 THE DRINKING, THE CONTROL ISSUES. 287 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,757 - YEAH, I HEAR THAT. THAT SHIT'S UNIVERSAL. 288 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,359 - DID YOU READ TYLER'S SCRIPT? 289 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,361 - YES, I DID. 290 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,330 - IT'S VERY RAW, ISN'T IT? 291 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,464 - YEAH, I, UH... THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT. 292 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,333 - YOU KNOW, IT'S OUR FAULT. 293 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:11,805 BECAUSE WE RAISED HIM IN THIS VERY SEXUALLY FREE HOUSEHOLD. 294 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,273 - YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- 295 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,842 - CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 296 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,410 - SURE, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. 297 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,446 - CAN I SEE YOUR PENIS? 298 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,785 - LOOK, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. 299 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,954 - YOU DO? 300 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,488 - YOU'RE A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 301 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,858 AND I'M VERY ANGRY WITH TYLER 302 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,926 FOR DEFILING MY DAUGHTER ON THE PAGE. 303 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,294 BUT AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STICK IT TO TYLER 304 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,096 AND BANG OUT HIS MOM-- 305 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,798 SORRY FOR BEING SO CHARMING-- 306 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,499 I DON'T WANT TO HURT MY DAUGHTER. 307 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,934 - IT'S COOL, HANK. 308 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,803 I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUR COCK. 309 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,939 I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE IN A WHILE AND I LIKE TO STUDY THEM. 310 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,975 - YEAH? WELL, WHAT ABOUT TYLER'S DAD? 311 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:52,379 HE--HE CAN'T SCRATCH THAT ITCH? 312 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,947 - NOT EXACTLY. 313 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,115 - WHAT ARE--WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE, 314 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,018 A WHEELCHAIR SITUATION? 315 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,422 - [laughs] NO. 316 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,925 PENISES ARE MY PASSION. 317 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:09,930 - OH...OOH. 318 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,365 YIKES. 319 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,068 OH, ALL RIGHT. 320 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,537 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 321 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,807 ALL RIGHT, THESE ARE-- THESE ARE YOURS. 322 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,108 - OH, THOSE ARE MINE. 323 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,843 NOT THE PENISES. 324 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,077 - RIGHT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 325 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,814 [chuckles] OKAY. 326 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,883 - SO WOULD YOU MIND? 327 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,186 - WELL, I HAVE BEEN TOLD I HAVE A VERY PRETTY PENIS. 328 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,122 - I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. 329 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,101 - FLA-DONG. 330 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,803 - SOLID. 331 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,805 - SOLID? 332 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,841 THANKS, I GUESS. 333 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,210 HE LOOKS A LOT COOLER WITH SOME BLOOD RUSHING THROUGH HIM. 334 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,546 - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? 335 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,581 - OH, SWEETIE, IT'S NOTHING. IT'S JUST WORK. 336 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,016 - WE HAVE ONE-- ONE FIGHT. 337 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,017 AND YOU GO LOOKING FOR DICK! 338 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,385 YOU KNOW WHAT? 339 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,054 AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT, 340 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,555 I'M GONNA BEAT THE FUCKIN' BI OUT OF YOU 341 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,589 ONCE AND FOR ALL, WOMAN. - WAIT! 342 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,958 WAIT, NO! 343 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,025 PLEASE. - COME ON! 344 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,326 - PLEASE! - COME ON! 345 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,228 - WAIT! HE'S REBECCA'S FATHER! 346 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,198 HE'S HANK MOODY. 347 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,905 - AHH... 348 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,940 - WE LOVE BECCA! [laughs] 349 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,175 - OH! 350 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:32,612 - SHE'S A DOLL! SHE'S A DOLL. 351 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,916 [grunting] 352 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,184 - AH, GOD, I LOVE FUCKING YOU. 353 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,052 - GOD, I LOVE FUCKING YOU TOO. 354 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,954 - I ESPECIALLY LOVE FUCKING YOU IN MY EX-WIFE'S MARITAL BED. 355 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,255 - OH, UNDERSTANDABLY. 356 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,924 BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE QUICK ABOUT IT, 357 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,159 'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 358 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,229 - DON'T THINK ANY WOMAN'S EVER TOLD ME TO BE QUICK ABOUT IT. 359 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,298 THAT'S...GONNA MAKE ME... 360 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,433 [yells] 361 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,467 COME. 362 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,337 [moaning] 363 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,605 - NICELY DONE. 364 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,009 - [groans] 365 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,611 - YOU SEE HOW LONG I LAST WITH YOU? 366 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,646 - YES, I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 367 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,481 - DID YOU COME? 368 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,616 - NO. 369 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,618 - HOW COME? 370 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,986 - IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM, CHARLIE. 371 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,621 - I DIDN'T MAKE YOU COME. 372 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,424 THIS IS TOTALLY MY PROBLEM. 373 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:22,062 - OKAY, WELL, UM, I'VE BEEN HAVING MONEY TROUBLES. 374 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,630 I MEAN, STU AND MARCY PAY OKAY, 375 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,499 BUT BETWEEN MY SHITTY CAR, ACTING LESSONS, 376 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,634 NOW I NEED HEADSHOTS... 377 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,269 - HEADSHOTS. 378 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,171 DONE. MY TREAT. 379 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,540 - I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, CHARLIE. 380 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,908 - YOU JUST LET ME FOUL YOU. 381 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:35,976 I OWE YOU ONE. 382 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:39,947 - YOU'RE SO SWEET. 383 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:45,552 [moaning] 384 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,954 [door opens] 385 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,621 OH, HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE HOME! 386 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,124 THEY'RE HOME. 387 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,626 - GOD, I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW. 388 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,695 - OH, GOD, I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW. 389 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,064 - OH, GOD, YES, YOU ARE. 390 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,631 - DRAG THAT BIG BOY. 391 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,334 - TAKE OUT THAT FUCKING BAT AND HIT ME WITH IT, BITCH. 392 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,602 - YOU KNOW I WILL! 393 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,703 YEAH, LET ME SEE THAT. 394 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,538 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 395 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,407 OH, GOD! 396 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,675 WHY DOES COUPLES THERAPY GET ME SO WORKED UP? 397 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,543 - OURS IS NOT TO REASON WHY, BABY. 398 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,545 OURS IS BUT TO FUCK EACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT. 399 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,613 - YEAH. - COME ON. 400 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,615 - SO I'LL DO IT. - YEAH. 401 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,951 - OH, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT. 402 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,219 WHAT DO YOU WANNA PLAY? 403 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,188 - I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANNA PLAY? 404 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,056 - OOH, OOH! 405 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,225 LET'S DO THE ONE WHERE CHARLIE IS STILL YOUR HUSBAND, 406 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,526 BUT HE'S UPSTAIRS IN A WHEELCHAIR. 407 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,627 - I LIKE THAT ONE! 408 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,229 WHO ARE YOU? 409 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,563 - I'M GONNA BE THE CONTRACTOR. 410 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,631 - OH, YEAH. 411 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,101 - UH...HOWDY, MA'AM. 412 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,270 UH, WE'RE JUST ABOUT DONE FOR THE DAY. 413 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,538 - OH, WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 414 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,308 YOU AND YOUR BOYS DO SUCH GOOD WORK. 415 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:45,112 - YEAH, I WAS SORRY TO SEE YOUR BALD HUSBAND'S IN A WHEELCHAIR. 416 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,648 - [fake crying] WELL, YES, 417 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,051 TIMES HAVE BEEN TOUGH SINCE THE ACCIDENT. 418 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,619 - I BET YA HE DOESN'T FUCK YOU SO GOOD NOW. 419 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,620 - NO. - NO. 420 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,522 - NO. NO. 421 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,624 IT'S JUST LIKE A PIECE OF OVERCOOKED PENNE 422 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,126 BETWEEN HIS LEGS. 423 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,128 - NO! BUT DOES HE EAT YOUR PUSSY? 424 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,063 - WELL, HE DOES TRY. 425 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,331 BUT HE DOESN'T GET MY SPOT. 426 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,633 - WELL, I GOT JUST THE TOOL FOR THAT. 427 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,336 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 428 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,338 - OH, MY. OH, MY GOD. - YEP. 429 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,606 - SO THAT'S WHAT A DICK'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE. 430 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,774 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 431 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,643 - YEAH. - OOH. 432 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,345 - YEAH, COME ON! 433 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,479 COME ON! 434 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,649 - [screams] 435 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,419 HOW MUCH DISRESPECT CAN ONE MAN TAKE? 436 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,791 - OH, COME ON! 437 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,626 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 438 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,628 - I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW Y-Y-YOU DEAL 439 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,530 WITH THEM GROWING UP, THESE KIDS, 440 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,532 AND BECOMING SEXUAL BEINGS, Y'KNOW? 441 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:43,136 - THEY'RE SEXUAL BEINGS FROM THE MOMENT THEY'RE BORN, HANK. 442 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,637 - YES. 443 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:48,375 - TYLER, HE WAS FIXATED ON HIS PENIS FROM THE GET-GO. 444 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,278 HE WAS ALWAYS, LIKE, FUCKING TUGGING ON THAT THING. 445 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,080 - I HAVE A PHOTO SERIES 446 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:59,052 THAT CHRONICLES TYLER'S PENIS FROM BIRTH TO NOW. 447 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,253 WANNA SEE IT, HANK? 448 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,688 - NO, NOT AT ALL. 449 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,524 I-I THINK I'D RATHER SEE CRIME SCENE PHOTOS. 450 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,628 - I THINK SOMEONE'S A LITTLE UPTIGHT, HUH, BABE? 451 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,431 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BECCA, HANK. 452 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,701 SHE'S EXPERIMENTING IN A VERY SAFE ENVIRONMENT. 453 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:19,072 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EXACTLY? 454 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,540 - WE ENCOURAGE TYLER TO BRING HIS GIRLFRIENDS HERE 455 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,276 INSTEAD OF...YOU KNOW, FUCKING 'EM IN SECRET 456 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,245 IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR OR SOME CHEAP MOTEL ROOM. 457 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,546 - THAT'S--THAT'S NOT MAKING ME FEEL ANY BETTER. 458 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,281 - WELL, IT SHOULD, 459 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,517 BECAUSE IF THE SCREAMS THAT ARE COMING FROM THAT ROOM 460 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,652 ARE ANY INDICATION... [laughing] 461 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,456 THAT GIRL IS CLEARLY ENJOYING HERSELF. 462 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,359 - STILL NOT HELPING. 463 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,329 - YEAH, SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL, HANK. 464 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:50,237 HEY, WOULD YOU CONSIDER LETTING US PHOTOGRAPH YOU, HMM? 465 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,606 - OH, OH, WELL, I'M FLATTERED. 466 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,809 BUT I DON'T WANNA END UP IN THE BIG BOOK OF COCKS. 467 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,645 - HEY, MOMS. 468 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,647 - OH, LOOK, TYLER'S HOME. 469 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,650 - MY BABY. - OH, JESUS. 470 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,653 WHOA. WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS HIGH AGAIN? 471 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,155 [both laughing] 472 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,622 HEY, HANK. 473 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,624 WHAT, ARE YOU HERE TO BEAT ME UP FOR SOMETHING? 474 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,161 - YEAH, BUT ONLY IN THE LITERARY SENSE. 475 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,495 YOU READY FOR SOME NOTES? 476 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,897 - WOW. 477 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,899 - COME ON, LIZZIE. 478 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:24,204 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU FUCKED YOUR SON'S NANNY. 479 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,707 IN HIS MOTHER'S BED! EW. 480 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,909 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PLAY DIRTY DISRESPECTFUL SEX GAMES 481 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,345 INVOLVING YOUR SON'S FATHER! 482 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,646 - I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHARLIE. 483 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,915 BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE MILDER ONES. 484 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,152 - THERE ARE OTHERS? 485 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,322 WHAT ARE THEY? 486 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,525 - WELL, UH...THERE'S ONE WHERE YOU JUST GOT FIRED. 487 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,759 AND I PLAY THE BOSS WHO COMES TO CONSOLE YOU, 488 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,929 BUT I END UP FUCKING MARCY INSTEAD. 489 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,731 - OH, YEAH, AND THERE'S THE ONE THAT YOU PLAY CHARLIE. 490 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,367 AND YOU JUST GOT THE OPERATION TO MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER-- 491 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,735 - [screams] 492 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,903 - AND I COME TO THE HOSPITAL AND I SEE IT... 493 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,239 both: FOR THE FIRST TIME! 494 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,573 - CHARLIE, I KNOW IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING, 495 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,675 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT 496 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,811 BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH LIZZIE. 497 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,814 AND THIS IS FUCKING PRIMO SHIT! 498 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,649 I MEAN, RIGHT ON, BRO. 499 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,651 - THANK YOU, STU. 500 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,686 - LIZZIE, I'M SORRY ABOUT OBJECTIFYING YOU THERE, 501 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,687 BUT YOU'RE JUST WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. 502 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,356 NO OFFENSE, RUNKLE. 503 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,891 - NO, I GET IT, SHE'S TOTALLY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. 504 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,661 - I'LL TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 505 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,864 - OKAY, SO IF YOU'RE ALL DONE SUCKING EACH OTHERS' DICKS, 506 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,600 CAN WE GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF FIRING LIZZIE AGAIN? 507 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,336 - OKAY, LOOK. 508 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,339 WE ONLY HAD SEX AFTER YOU FIRED HER THE FIRST TIME. 509 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,241 THEN YOU REHIRED HER. 510 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,542 IT'S VERY HARD TO PUT THE TOOTHPASTE 511 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,344 BACK IN THE TUBE, MARCY. 512 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,680 ONCE IT'S OUT, IT'S JUST-- IT--IT...IT'S OUT. 513 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,450 - I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN, MARCY. 514 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,651 IT'S JUST THAT CHARLIE'S BEEN VERY KIND 515 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,819 DURING A VERY TOUGH TIME IN MY LIFE. 516 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,820 - [mocking British accent] OH, HAS IT BEEN TOUGH, DARLING? 517 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,988 - OKAY, LOOK-- 518 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,423 - HEY, COME ON! - HEY, HEY, LOOK. 519 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,393 LOOK, WAIT! I HAVE A SUGGESTION. 520 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:57,264 I THINK THAT WE ALL FEEL A SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US. 521 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,831 all: WHAT? 522 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,301 - CHARLIE IS TRYING TO WORK HIS WAY INTO OUR SEX LIFE. 523 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,670 HE'S EVEN EROTICIZED THE VERY BED 524 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,706 IN WHICH HIS EX-WIFE IS NOW SHARING WITH HER NEW HUSBAND. 525 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,808 HE'S FUCKING HIS SON'S NANNY, 526 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,410 WHO HAPPENS TO BE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL, 527 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,679 THREATENS AND DELIGHTS ALL OF US IN SOME WAY. 528 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,347 - OKAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, STUART? 529 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,816 YOU WANT US ALL TO HAVE A FUCKING ORGY OR SOMETHING? 530 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,552 - YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD ALL 531 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,588 GO AND TALK THIS OUT WITH DR. LAWSON. 532 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,256 BUT IF YOU'RE THINKING ORGY, 533 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,657 I AM TOTALLY DOWN WITH THAT. - [laughs] 534 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,925 - [Stu crying] 535 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,760 - FUCKIN' JESUS. 536 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,996 OH, GOD. 537 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,366 - DO YOU WANT ME TO GO CHECK ON HIM OR AM I FIRED? 538 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,039 - [sighs] 539 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:45,978 WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GET HIM TO STOP CRYING, YEAH. 540 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,293 - YOUR MOMS ARE PRETTY COOL. 541 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,828 - YEAH, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT. 542 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,665 - WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT? 543 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,667 - YEAH, THANKS FOR READING IT, UM... 544 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,669 I HAVE IMMENSE RESPECT FOR YOU, HANK. 545 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,738 I'M--I'M A HUGE FAN. 546 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,072 - THEN WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IMMENSE PRICK 547 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,674 AROUND ME ALL THE TIME? 548 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,008 - WELL, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D RESPECT ME 549 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,910 IF I WAS KISSING YOUR ASS. 550 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,011 - THAT'S A GOOD CALL. 551 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,847 BUT YOU-- I DON'T GET IT. 552 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,914 YOU SAY YOU'RE A FAN, YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR SHIT. 553 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,683 AND THEN YOU HAND ME A SCRIPT 554 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,618 THAT'S ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER. 555 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,920 IT'S KIND OF HARD FOR ME TO BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THAT, YOU KNOW? 556 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,690 - OKAY, LOOK, WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE BECCA'S DAD... 557 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,692 THAT'S ALL IT WAS ABOUT. 558 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,362 I WAS LIKE, "SURE, I'LL TAKE A SHOT AT HANK MOODY'S DAUGHTER." 559 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,463 YOU KNOW? 560 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,865 HOW FUCKING COOL WOULD THAT BE? 561 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,400 I'M NOT PROUD OF THAT, OKAY? 562 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,836 BUT THAT'S THE BRUTAL TRUTH, RIGHT? 563 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,672 I JUST THOUGHT, IF I HUNG AROUND HER LONG ENOUGH, 564 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,041 THAT I'D GET TO MEET YOU AT SOME POINT, YOU KNOW? 565 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,910 AND THE REAL KICKER-- 566 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:54,681 AND IT'S THE TRUEST PART OF THAT WHOLE FUCKING SCRIPT-- 567 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,549 IS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER, HANK. 568 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,785 BECCA IS AMAZING. 569 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,687 - I LIKE TO THINK SO. 570 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,889 - SHE'S THE KIND OF GIRL A GUY MEETS WHEN HE'S TOO YOUNG 571 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,892 AND HE FUCKS UP BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH LIVING LEFT TO DO. 572 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,361 SO YOU'RE--YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORGIVE ME FOR FUCKING UP. 573 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,929 BECAUSE... 574 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,932 I'M TRYING MY BEST TO NOT MAKE THAT SAME MISTAKE AGAIN. 575 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,673 - YOU READY FOR SOME NOTES? 576 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,409 - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, LET'S DO IT. 577 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,876 - YOU SURE? 578 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,878 LAST KIDS I GAVE NOTES TO TRIED TO OFF HIMSELF. 579 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:29,682 - NO, I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT. 580 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:30,850 - ALL RIGHT. 581 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,619 PAGE ONE. 582 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:36,288 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FADING IN? 583 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,095 [knocks at door] 584 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,802 OKAY. 585 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,705 MAYBE HE'S NOT ALL BAD. 586 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,074 - HE'S NOT GOOD OR BAD. 587 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,109 HE'S A WORK IN PROGRESS, I GUESS. 588 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,110 - DID YOU KNOW HE HAD TWO MOMS? 589 00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,111 - DEBBIE AND LISA? 590 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,680 SURE. 591 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,114 - LISA ASKED ME TO BE IN THE BIG BOOK OF COCKS. 592 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,683 THE SEQUEL. 593 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,452 PICTIONARY OF PENIS. - OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE? 594 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,720 - YEAH, ACTUALLY. 595 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,989 UM... 596 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:14,461 IT'S JUST THE WHOLE FUCKING PARENTING THING, 597 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:15,928 IT'S NOT GETTING ANY EASIER. 598 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,831 I JUST SPENT THE AFTERNOON WITH A COUPLE OF DYKES 599 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,067 THAT KNOW MORE ABOUT RAISING A CHILD THAN I EVER WILL. 600 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,003 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 601 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:27,574 I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, 602 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,175 'CAUSE IT'S MY JOB. 603 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,712 - IT'S LIKE WE MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL CHILD, 604 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:36,616 AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING. 605 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,652 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST... 606 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,788 START ENJOYING HER COMPANY, YOU KNOW? 607 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,690 DON'T JUDGE IT SO MUCH. 608 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:47,694 - MAYBE. 609 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:50,630 - BY THE WAY, IT LOOKS LIKE I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 610 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,031 - WHAT? - I KNOW. 611 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,900 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO ME. 612 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,870 YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY? WHATEVER FOR? 613 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:02,709 - WELL, RICHARD CAME CLEAN ABOUT THE WHOLE STRIPPER THING, AND... 614 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,711 HE TOLD ME THAT YOU TOOK THE FALL FOR HIM. 615 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:08,080 - YES, RIGHT, THAT. 616 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,716 - WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 617 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,552 - I FIGURED YOU'D BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH. 618 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:18,457 I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU HURT IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE. 619 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,032 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 620 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:29,135 - YEP, WE STILL GOT IT. 621 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,737 - SHUT UP. 622 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,972 - YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT LEAVING RICHARD? 623 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:33,973 - GOOD NIGHT. 624 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,675 - GOOD NIGHT, NOW. 625 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,222 - WHAT'S UP, MOODY, HUH? 626 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,024 - JESUS. 627 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,726 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 628 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,995 - WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN? 629 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,797 WHAT, YOU DON'T FUCKING ANSWER YOUR PHONE NO MORE? 630 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,599 - NO, I DON'T, NOT WHEN YOU CALL. 631 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,601 YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE YOU ONLY CALL WITH FUCKING NOTES. 632 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:02,969 - [shouts] 633 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,971 HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MOODY? 634 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,205 - NERO. 635 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,574 - SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME AGAIN. 636 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:09,776 - JESUS, GET OFF ME. 637 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,712 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JUST A SMILE AND A HANDSHAKE 638 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:13,813 EVERY NOW AND THEN, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO? 639 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,114 - AH, WHAT CAN I SAY? 640 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,115 YOU GOT ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED, MOODY. 641 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,316 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 642 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,818 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 643 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,286 - I DO HAVE SOME NOTES ON THE SCRIPT. 644 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,956 - LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WERE NOT IN THE MOVIE. 645 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,892 - HE IS NOW, MOTHERFUCKER. 646 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,094 NERO'S GONNA MAKE THIS FUCKIN' JOINT BULLETPROOF, MAN. 647 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,729 - SAM'S CONVINCED ME TO DO A CAMEO. 648 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,197 AND YOU ARE JUST THE MAN TO WRITE IT. 649 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,965 WITH MY OWN INPUT, OF COURSE. 650 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,901 - [groans] FINE. 651 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:38,137 BUT I'M NOT WRITING ANY OF THAT WEIRD OMNISEXUAL SHIT 652 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,739 ABOUT YOU TAKING A MAN IN YOUR MOUTH, ALL RIGHT? 653 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,073 - NAH, NAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT SHIT. 654 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:42,875 NO NUT-GUZZLING SHIT IN MY MOVIE, YO. 655 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,711 - NO, NO, MAN, I'M OVER ALL THAT NOISE. 656 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:45,978 THAT WAS LAST YEAR. 657 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,714 THE YEAR OF LIVING AMBIGUOUSLY. 658 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:48,815 I'M CELIBATE NOW. 659 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:51,718 - OKAY. WHY? 660 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:54,020 - A MAN CAN ONLY SHOOT SO MANY LOADS IN A LIFETIME. 661 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,588 I MEAN, LITERALLY, YOU CAN RUN OUT. 662 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:56,956 - THAT'S NOT MEDICALLY TRUE. 663 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:59,992 - NO, IT'S TRUE. I'VE DONE THE RESEARCH. 664 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,061 I HAVE ACCESS TO THE KIND OF MEDICAL SCIENCE 665 00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:04,130 THAT CIVILIANS DO NOT. 666 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,665 MY DICK DON'T WORK NO MORE. 667 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:06,933 I MEAN, I HAVEN'T HAD AN ERECTION 668 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,167 SINCE LAST YEAR'S GOLDEN GLOBES. 669 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,736 - HAVE YOU SEEN A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT? 670 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,137 - NAH, I DON'T NEED TO. DON'T WANT TO. 671 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,172 I'VE TRANSCENDED SEXUALITY. 672 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,641 MOODY, LET'S FACE IT. 673 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,876 I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR A REASON, 674 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,345 TO LEAD THE WAY. AND I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW. 675 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:25,184 SEX STANDS IN THE WAY OF TRUE ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENT. 676 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:27,620 I WANT TO BE THE FIRST FILM ACTOR 677 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:28,821 TO HAVE HIS GENITALS REMOVED. 678 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:30,623 CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE? 679 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,091 TO BE COMPLETELY DICKLESS? 680 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:36,328 TO BE A SMOOTH, HAIRLESS, REAL LIFE ACTION FIGURE? 681 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,197 LIKE A KEN DOLL, OR A HIGH-POWERED EUNUCH. 682 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:42,735 CAN YOU EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH 683 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,737 WITHOUT THE DISTRACTION OF SEX? 684 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,673 LOOKING FOR A DOCTOR TO HELP ME WITH THIS. 685 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:48,641 IT'S BEEN A LITTLE CHALLENGING. 686 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:49,709 I MAY HAVE TO GO UNDERGROUND. 687 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:50,943 OR TO EUROPE. 688 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,945 - JESUS FUCK, I'M NAUSEOUS. 689 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:55,014 - OH, GET OUT YOUR LAPTOP. 690 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:57,684 I FEEL A MONOLOGUE COMING ON. 691 00:26:57,717 --> 00:27:01,320 MY CHARACTER... 692 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:05,858 IS A GRIZZLED LAPD DETECTIVE 693 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,860 WHO'S CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR. 694 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,729 HE'S ADDICTED TO PAINKILLERS. 695 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:11,263 HE HATES BLACK PEOPLE. 696 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,264 BUT HE LOVES AMERICA. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 697 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,933 - NO. 698 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,735 - YOU'RE NOT FEELING THIS FUCKIN' SHIT, MAN? 699 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:18,370 THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S DROPPIN' BOMBS, MAN. 700 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,740 ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE, MAN. 701 00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,842 THIS IS GONNA BE HOT. 702 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,845 GET YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP. 703 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,714 - GO AHEAD, PUT IT IN MY MOUTH. 704 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,749 COME ON, HONEY, DO IT TO ME, PUT IT AROUND MY NECK. 705 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:30,917 THAT'S IT-- [muffled] 706 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,184 YOU CANNOT QUIET ME! 707 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,888 [muffled yelling] 708 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:37,223 - JESUS, EDDIE. 709 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,725 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP SO EARLY? 710 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,927 - UP? I DIDN'T GO TO SLEEP. 711 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,729 I DON'T NEED IT. 712 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:44,196 - RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE A SUPERIOR BEING. 713 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,264 - NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 714 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,734 THAT'S ELITIST. 715 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,136 BUT I DO THINK I'M THE NEXT STEP IN HUMAN EVOLUTION. 716 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,771 - SURE, I BUY IT. 717 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,740 - AND I THINK I FOUND MY NEXT MOVIE. 718 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,341 - GOOD FOR YOU, EDWARD. 719 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,743 GOOD FOR YOU. 720 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,377 - THE WRITING. THE WRITING! 721 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,179 REMINDS ME OF YOU. 722 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,749 FUCKING & PUNCHING, BUT FOR THE TWITTER GENERATION. 723 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:06,385 MUCH MORE YOUTHFUL. VITAL AND ALIVE AND... 724 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,288 THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN' RAW. 725 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:12,258 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com