1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,120 We set a date. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:11,400 -Gavin and Stacey! -Gavin and Stacey! 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,040 Bryn, we are not to mention the other engagements. 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,360 Stace will tell him when she's ready. 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,160 I just don't see the point in upsetting him. 6 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:19,160 When I get married in six weeks' time, 7 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:21,280 I want you standing there next to me... 8 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,160 As my best man. 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,400 Oh, Stace. 10 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,400 -I think I'm in a right mess. -What do you mean? 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,600 -I'm late, aren't I? -Are you sure? 12 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,000 Yeah, you know me, regular as clockwork. 13 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,080 So, whose is it then? 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,280 (LAUGHING) 15 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,160 So how many of you are goin'? 16 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,640 I don't know... Nine? Ten? Smithy's organising it, isn't he? 17 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,200 I'm so worried. What if you meet someone else? 18 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,280 How? Who? Anyway, what about you? 19 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,480 You're all going out in Cardiff dressed as schoolgirls! 20 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,520 I know. 21 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,760 Well, just tell me you're not gonna have sex with a lap dancer. 22 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,320 -What? -Just say, 23 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,240 "I'm not gonna have sex with a lap dancer". 24 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,240 -I won't! I promise. -Say it! 25 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,400 I'm not gonna have sex with a lap dancer. 26 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,720 Hi, Carol. 27 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,120 -Who's Carol? -Look... 28 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,400 Would you feel better if I took my phone? 29 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,040 I thought Smithy said no phones? 30 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,640 I know, but if it'll make you feel better. 31 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,120 Oh, thanks, babe. 32 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,960 No worries. And if it goes to voicemail, 33 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,360 it's probably 'cause I'm having sex with a lap dancer. 34 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,360 ♪ Learned about the man before I fell 35 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,520 ♪ But it took time to understand the man 36 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:39,000 ♪ Now at least I know, I know him well 37 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,440 ♪ Wasn't it good? 38 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,640 ♪ Oh, so good 39 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,400 ♪ Wasn't he fine? 40 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,640 ♪ Oh, so fine 41 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,320 BOTH: ♪ Isn't it madness 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,720 ♪ He can't be mine? ♪ 43 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,480 -Mmm. -I tell you what. 44 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,400 I still can't get over last night. You were phenomenal. 45 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,600 Really? I was worried it might've been too much for you. 46 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,480 -Oh, God, no. -Well... 47 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,640 You just play your cards right, sweet cheeks, 48 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,440 you never know what might happen tonight. 49 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,120 Go on, say it, now, quickly! 50 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,240 -No! -Go on! 51 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,200 -No! -Please, just whisper it! 52 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,680 It's always been you... 53 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,280 Camilla. 54 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,320 Mum, you seen my wax? What you doing? 55 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,760 -Nothing! -What's with the food? 56 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,400 We ain't sticking round here, we're going straight out. 57 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,960 Gavin, you've got to line your stomachs. 58 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,040 -Toga party, is it? -What? 59 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,280 Nah... 60 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,040 Smithy'll be here in a minute. Keep him downstairs, will ya? 61 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,360 Our little boy having his stag night, eh? 62 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,240 Oh, I know. 63 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,320 Oh, don't get me started. 64 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,960 Why aren't you going? 65 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,640 -It's not too late. -Nah. 66 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,200 I've had it with stags. I've only just got over Chinese Alan's. 67 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,160 Hey, he's getting married again next year. 68 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,760 To that one that used to be in EastEnders. 69 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,400 I know! Gita. So, is he going tonight? 70 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,320 Chinese Alan? Oh, yeah... 71 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,160 There's him, Budgie, Luggy, 72 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,200 Gary and Simon, Dirtbox, Fingers, 73 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,440 -Smithy, Swede and Jesus. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 74 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,800 -So is Andy not going? -Oh, no, don't think so. 75 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,040 (DOOR OPENS) 76 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,040 -Hiya, boys! -(ALL CHEERING) 77 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,080 -Dirtbox! You're looking well. -Not looking too bad yourself, mate! 78 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,480 -Hello, Pam, how ya doin'? You all right? -Hiya, Dirtbox! 79 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,640 Oh, now, there's plenty of beers so help yourselves, 80 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:16,080 but please make sure that you have at least two sandwiches. 81 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,560 Come here, you little minx. Give me a hug! 82 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,160 Get off me, you big brute! 83 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,280 Jesus, look at them. Cracking Vol-au-vents, Pam. 84 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,440 -All right, boys? -(DOORBELL RINGING) 85 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,760 (ALL CHEERING) 86 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,640 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 87 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,240 I wanna get that drunk, all right? 88 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,280 Here you go, boys. In you go. 89 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,000 (CHEERING) 90 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,120 -There's a cab pulling up! -That'll be Chinese Alan. 91 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,320 (ALL CHANTING) Chinese! 92 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,640 -Someone order a Chinese? -ALL: Yeah! 93 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,120 'Cause I couldn't get no appointment, could I? 94 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,480 Said it was for emergencies only. 95 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,800 Well, when you gonna go then? 96 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,240 Seeing him Tuesday, aren't I? 97 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,640 Why don't we just buy a tester kit? Get it over with. 98 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,160 -They're 15 quid! -Really? 99 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,560 Well, I'll lend you the money. 100 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,240 Why don't we get one now from Morrisons? 101 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,680 -Leave it, Stace. -Imagine if you are. Would you keep it? 102 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,480 -Oh, I said leave it. -But what's Smithy gonna say? 103 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,520 Are you gonna tell him? Oh, can I be godmother? 104 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,560 Look, I don't want to talk about it no more, all right? 105 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,520 At the end of the day, it's your night, 106 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,200 and, if truth be told, all I wanna do is go out, get shit-faced, 107 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,160 and have a curry or a fight down Caroline Street. 108 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,960 -Oh, you're such a good friend. -I know. 109 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,640 (MUSIC THUMPING) 110 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,000 Well, this is a joke, Smithy. 111 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,840 Yeah, making a man queue on his stag night. 112 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,360 Yeah. You should've seen him, giving it all his, "I'm gonna give him the best night ever! 113 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,080 -"You won't believe it!" -It's gonna be the night of the year, he said! 114 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,480 Hey, how come I'm getting it in the neck? 115 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,000 Shouldn't we be taking the piss out of him? 116 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,240 Look at the beard! 117 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,600 MAN: Oi! Oi! (LAUGHS) 118 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,680 Off to work, ladies? 119 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,520 Put your tongues back in, you pervs! 120 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,560 -Did you see the state of that? -Rotten. 121 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,440 -She was all right. -Smithy, man. 122 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,160 You've got, like, no standards. Like, zero standards. 123 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,280 -How do you mean? -Well, you'll go with anyone. 124 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,760 I think you could be right, you know. 125 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,440 Honestly, I can't think of a single woman 126 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,920 I wouldn't let give me a little nosh. 127 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,320 -Oh, man. He's serious. -Go on. Name one. Any woman. 128 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,440 -Ann Widdecombe. -Why not? 129 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,920 -All right, Nadia from Big Brother. -Bring it on. 130 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,200 But she's a bloke. 131 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,040 Shut your eyes, great pair of babylons, who am I to quibble? 132 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,640 -Janette Krankie! -Yeah, Janette Krankie! 133 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,600 Seriously, I would love to have a go on Janette Krankie. 134 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,560 Not in the uniform, as long as she don't do the voice. 135 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,360 -You could both do it standing up! -(ALL LAUGHING) 136 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,120 -No stag parties. Sorry. -Oh, Jesus! 137 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,080 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 138 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,000 Don't have a go at me! 139 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,480 (ALL ARGUING) 140 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,960 It's part of the stag experience. 141 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,600 Come on, come on. 142 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,080 (SQUEALING EXCITEDLY) 143 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,680 Hey, it's gonna be crackin'. 144 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,160 There's a rugby tournament on tomorrow and they're all out in town. 145 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,760 Under 21s, the whole lot of them. 146 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,120 -Whoa! -(LAUGHING) 147 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,960 -Erin's gone home. -Aw, what? 148 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,600 Oh, Stace, she was absolutely twatted. She said she's sorry. 149 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,680 -No, she didn't, she couldn't speak. -Ah, fair play. 150 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,560 -Is that her sick outside? -Some of it's hers. And some of it's Sean's. 151 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,720 -Who's Sean? -The scrum half. She copped off with him. 152 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,400 (SQUEALING) 153 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,720 -He puked on her leg. -She puked on his back. 154 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,400 -Oh, it was hilarious. -Right. Come on, girls, down in one. 155 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,320 -To Stacey! -ALL: To Stacey! 156 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,160 Right, my round. 157 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,360 Same again? 158 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,560 I'll have a pint... Of wine. 159 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,160 (THONG SONG BY SISQO PLAYING) 160 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,560 (INAUDIBLE) 161 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,640 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 162 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,120 I really like your mate. Is it Fingers? 163 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,200 -Yeah, yeah. He's gay. -He's gay. 164 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,120 Very, very gay. 165 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,960 We've known each other for years. 166 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,400 Best mates since we were four. 167 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,160 Oh, sweet! 168 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,000 So, what is it you do then? 169 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,680 -We're singers. -Really? 170 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,520 Yeah. He's Preston from the Ordinary Boys. 171 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:35,320 Oh, my God! 172 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,720 -And he's the fat one in G4. -Who? 173 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,400 G4. They came second on the X Factor. 174 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,560 -Shut up! -He is! He's the fat one, look. 175 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,680 Oh, yeah. You are! 176 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,520 Hi, how's it goin'? Nice to meet you. 177 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,520 -See? -So, what's with the T-shirts then? 178 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,400 Well, Gavin is an ordinary boy's name 179 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,960 -and my band is the Ordinary Boys. -So... 180 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,360 -So, what you doing here then? -Just out with the lads. 181 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,240 Yeah. Chico, Eton Road and little Ray are over there. 182 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,680 -No, they're not! -Chico! Chi... Nah, he can't hear me. 183 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,600 -(MOBILE RINGING) -Hang on. 184 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:12,040 Oh, it's Gareth Gates... I'll, uh, take it outside, he'll be ages. 185 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:18,040 So... What do you think of our version of Bo-Rap? 186 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,120 Some people say it's better than Queen. 187 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,240 All right, love. 188 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,400 Yeah, it's great! Smithy's on fire. 189 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,000 You're not snogging any girls or nothin', are you? 190 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,440 No, baby, don't be stupid. 191 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,560 How's your night going? 192 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,240 Oh... We're having a lovely time. 193 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,680 Everyone's really shit-faced. 194 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,120 Brilliant. Well, listen, you enjoy yourself, okay? 195 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,080 Okay. Speak to you tomorrow. Love you. 196 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,160 Love you, too. 197 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,320 -Excuse me, are you Stacey West? -Yeah. 198 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:53,360 I'm PC Lovelength. And you, young lady, are in big trouble. 199 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,440 (JUST A LITTLE BY LIBERTY X PLAYING) 200 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,280 -Oh, my God. -(ALL CHEERING) 201 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,920 (LAUGHING) 202 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,160 Oh, my God! 203 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,120 No way! 204 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,440 (ALL CHEERING) 205 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,080 Oh, my God. There's no way that's real. 206 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,240 That is lush. 207 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,120 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 208 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,240 -I can't eat this. -I know. It's nasty, innit? 209 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,960 No, it's beautiful. 210 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,600 -It's just... I can't believe it. -What? 211 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,280 Shut up. 212 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,560 -Eh? -How dare you, pathetic... 213 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,560 Smithy... 214 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,560 -Stay out of it, Chinese Alan. -What's wrong? 215 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,760 I've had enough. You've gone. You're someone else's. 216 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,680 Ignore him. He's pissed. 217 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,640 Best man. Best mates since we was four. 218 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,840 And now it's over. 219 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,600 You're just drunk. We'll always be mates, you know that. 220 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,960 My dad hasn't seen his best man for seven years. 221 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:39,200 When him and my mum got divorced he sent an e-mail, degrading. 222 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,400 He hasn't been round our house since 1991. 223 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,640 Who? Your Uncle Keith? 224 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,000 -That's the one. -But he emigrated to Canada. 225 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,560 Ah, look who's opened his mouth. 226 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,000 You're always first with advice aren't you, Jesus? 227 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,160 You know what, no one even wanted you here tonight. 228 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,720 -I had to make that T-shirt last minute. -(ALL CLAMOURING) 229 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,280 -That's not true. -It is true! I can't stand ya. 230 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,800 And if Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, he can shove it up his arse. 231 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,400 -What have I done? -I'm going home. 232 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,440 I've made a fool of meself. 233 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:07,160 -Smithy, come on. -Shut up. 234 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,080 -What you doin' with that? -I'll have it tomorrow. 235 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,040 -Smithy. -Smith. 236 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,960 -Smithy. -Nice one, Jesus. 237 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,040 -What did I do? -DIRTBOX: Shut up! 238 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,200 -What did I... -DIRTBOX: Shut up! 239 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,280 -It's killing the mood! -Shut up! Tit! 240 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,360 (SHUSHING) 241 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,760 (MUSIC THUMPING SOFTLY) 242 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,120 (SOBBING) I just love him so much! 243 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,560 And I know what you're all thinkin'. 244 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,080 (SNIFFLES) 245 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,560 That it's all too quick and... 246 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,160 It's her sixth engagement. 247 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,280 But it's so different with Gavin. 248 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,440 It couldn't be less... The same. 249 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,400 Oh, and all those other times with, like... 250 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,720 Leighton, 251 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,120 and Kyle, 252 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,320 and even Achmed. 253 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,120 I was just a child. 254 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,240 (SNIFFLES) 255 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,160 But now, I know what love is. 256 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,160 It's Gav. 257 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,320 Oh, Stace... 258 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,760 Don't get me wrong, but to be honest... 259 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:27,680 At the end of the day, when all's said and done... 260 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,280 (SNIFFLING) 261 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,120 -Do you know what I mean? -(ALL AGREEING) 262 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,800 Simple as. 263 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,960 I always used to call you Craig when you was a little boy. 264 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,600 It doesn't feel right calling a grown man Fingers. 265 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,720 -I mean, where does that come from? -Don't ask. 266 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,440 Look at this, they reckon by the end of next year, 267 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,120 the congestion charge will be up to 12 quid. 268 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,440 -£12 a day. -Yeah? That's why I don't drive. 269 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,080 Well, you can't drive, Budgie, you're still banned, aren't you? 270 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah, but if you remember rightly, 271 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,000 first time I was banned I still drove everywhere. But now, 272 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,520 (SCOFFS) congestion charge, speed cameras. I mean, it's criminal. 273 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,960 You remember little Doug. He's even stopped nicking cars. 274 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,760 -Says it's not worth the hassle. -Shocking. 275 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,360 -How is Dougie? -Not great. 276 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,320 They did the DNA test. 277 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,160 Turns out it was his semen on the dress, so it's not looking good. 278 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,640 Mornin'. You two still want a lift? 279 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,440 -Cheers. -If it's all right with you. 280 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,640 Yeah, but I'm leaving now. I've got to meet Barry by 1:00. 281 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,760 -You all right to drive? -Have something more than that! 282 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,520 I'm fine! I wasn't even that drunk. 283 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,120 -Here. Take this sausage, go on. -Take these with you. 284 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,360 Give that to Gwen for the flowers, okay? 285 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,680 And this one to Bryn. It's for the magician. 286 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,240 -What? -(WHISPERS) Don't ask. 287 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,480 -Thanks, Pam. -Cheers, Pamela. 288 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,600 See ya. 289 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,320 (EXCLAIMING) 290 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,600 So I can't cook either of you an omelette? 291 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,480 Can't face it, Gwen. 292 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,400 Eh, we had the police round here this morning. 293 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,280 -Did you? -Hmm. PC Lovelength, his name was. 294 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,400 -Wants his handcuffs back apparently. -Oh, Mum. (LAUGHING) 295 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,560 He can be so funny. He squirted cream all over his... 296 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,760 -BRYN: Only me! -In here, Bryn! Tell me later. 297 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,600 -Hiya! -Hiya! 298 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,360 (EXHALES) 299 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,120 -You two look rough! -I feels it. 300 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,560 On HTV Wales this morning, they said Cardiff town 301 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,720 had been literally decimated 302 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,640 by a group of unruly schoolgirls. 303 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,400 Joking, I am. (CHUCKLES) It wasn't on the news. 304 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,960 Although on the news, there was a story 305 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,280 about a group of schoolgirls who actually stabbed a teacher, 306 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,240 which I think is disgusting. 307 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,600 -Cup of tea, Bryn? -I won't actually, Gwen. 308 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,120 I just had a skinny, wet latte at Costas. 309 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,280 Uh, I been to town, see? Bought myself a suit. 310 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,080 Why? 311 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,600 I told you, you're wearing the same as Gavin and the ushers! 312 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,120 Tell it to the hand, girlfriend. 313 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,560 Not for the wedding. For the stag! 314 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:00,160 I mean, we've had the hen, the stag must be just around the corner. 315 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,040 I looked in the wardrobe and I thought, 316 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,360 "There's nothing in here to keep up with those young guns". 317 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,640 Foreign, it is. Swish. Cost an arm and a leg. 318 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:12,920 But it's Gavin's stag and I think he's worth it. So, when is it? 319 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,320 What? 320 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,960 Well, just tell him the truth. 321 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,720 Babe, I'm not having another stag tonight. I can't! 322 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,080 Please, Gav. He'll be heartbroken. 323 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,320 He's bought a suit and everythin'. 324 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,080 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 325 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,520 (DOORBELL RINGS) 326 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,280 -Hiya, babe. -Hiya. 327 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,440 -Did you get through to Smithy? -No, I'll try him in a minute. 328 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,280 All right, Gav? 329 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,600 Gavin, don't worry. 330 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:58,280 She's explained everything and I think your friends are a shower of shit! 331 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,720 -Sorry you had to hear that. -That's all right, Bryn. 332 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,160 But it makes me so cross to think of this 333 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,480 smashing looking boy not getting a proper stag do. 334 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,040 It's okay. I didn't want one anyway. 335 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,360 I won't believe a word of it. Now, 336 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,280 I am picking you up at 7:00, 337 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,120 we're going straight down the Dolphin for a right good knees up. 338 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,920 Me cockney sparrow! (LAUGHING) 339 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,200 (MOBILE RINGING) 340 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,360 Gav-lar. 341 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,040 I feel rough. 342 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,560 (SIGHS) 343 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,560 Kebab was nice though, wasn't it? 344 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,120 I'm waiting for Lucy, she's got a trampolining display. 345 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,440 What? 346 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,160 No! Just me, you and him? 347 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,160 No, I ain't comin' to Wales. 348 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,720 No chance. 349 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,720 -He's on his way. -Oh, well done. 350 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,920 I'm sorry, Gav. But when Bryn gets an idea in his head, that's it. 351 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,480 -We'll be all right. Might even be a laugh. -(DOORBELL RINGING) 352 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,720 I used to work down the Dolphin, as it goes. 353 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,520 If you see Carl, tell him I says, "All right". 354 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,920 -I don't know who Carl is. -He's got a tattoo that says, "I'm Carl". 355 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,040 -On his chin. -(GWEN SQUEALING) Look who it is! 356 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,520 Hiya, Stace! 357 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,080 (LAUGHING) 358 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,920 All right, Jase? 359 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,520 -How's it going, Ness? -I won't lie to you, I've been better. 360 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,960 -You still gay? -Yep. 361 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,240 Crackin'. 362 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,440 Jase, this is Gavin. Gavin, this is my big brother Jason. 363 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,520 Nice to meet you, Gavin. Heard loads about you. 364 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,680 How come you're back so early? 365 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,480 Well, I was coming over anyway, for the wedding, like, 366 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,120 and then I had a cancellation. 367 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,360 So Jose said, "Well, why don't you go back early?" 368 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,520 And I thought, "Yeah, you know, why not?" 369 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,520 I'll go and spend time with my little sister before she takes the plunge. 370 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,600 Oh, it's so nice to see you. 371 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,200 Oh, I wish you'd told me you were coming. I got nothing in! 372 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,200 There's no beers. 373 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,480 I got a few eggs, a bit of ham and that's it. 374 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,120 -Ooh, I could do an omelette! -(LAUGHING) Nothing changes. 375 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,360 Have you tried this woman's omelettes, Gav? Best in South Wales. 376 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,640 Yeah, I've had one or two. 377 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,760 -(DOOR OPENING) -BRYN: Only me! 378 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,400 I forgot to say, I... 379 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,240 Hi, Uncle Bryn. 380 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,680 You're back then. 381 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,080 -Well, you know the church. -Mmm. 382 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,160 And then this is where we're having the reception. 383 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,680 And see these tables? They get moved and that's where the dance floor goes. 384 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,240 What're you having for your first dance? 385 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,360 I want A Million Love Songs by Take That, 386 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,040 but Gav wants How Deep Is Your Love. 387 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,240 -But the Take That version. -JASON: Nice. 388 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,320 What about food? 389 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,080 Well, Gav's mam's vegetarian, 390 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,520 so we're having these special little quiches made for her. 391 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,720 Oh, look. Why don't you come in the front room with everyone else? 392 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,440 This has knocked the stuffing out of me, Gwen. A real ton of bricks. 393 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,360 He's here for 10 days. 394 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,040 Can't you at least try to be civil to him for Gavin and Stacey's sake? 395 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,760 You two got on good as gold before that fishing trip! 396 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,160 -I don't want to talk about it. -But why, Bryn, why? 397 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,120 Don't! 398 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,240 What happened out there, Bryn? What went on? 399 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,640 I can't say! You know I can't! 400 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,040 (SIGHS) 401 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,560 Now, I will go in that front room 402 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,640 and I will be polite and I will be civil. 403 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,440 But do not ask any more of me than that. 404 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:23,160 Right, and how many more have you got coming for the evening... 405 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,920 Jason, I think it's very thoughtful of you 406 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,680 to come back early to support your sister and your mother. 407 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,560 Thank you, Uncle Bryn. Uh, I appreciate that. 408 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,240 -And then for the cars, we got this. -Nice! A Bentley. 409 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,120 Yeah. We wanted a horse and carriage, 410 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,720 but they'd totally run out of horses. 411 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,960 -Really? -Yeah. I was gutted. 412 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,680 We're gonna need our own cab firm that day, 413 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,680 there'll be that many people wanting a drink. 414 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,200 Hey, don't forget, I can get four in the Picasso. 415 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,040 -Yeah, but, Uncle Bryn... -Oh, Doris will need a lift. 416 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,240 And then Aunty Peg will need taking right to the door. 417 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,760 I've never been in a Bentley before. I can't wait. 418 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,600 Hang on a minute... 419 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,640 And me and the bridesmaids are going in a stretched Mercedes. 420 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,440 I've been practising the walk. It's, uh, right together, 421 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,680 left together and you go on my right, don't you, Stace? 422 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,600 -Look, um... -Yeah, it's on the right. 423 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,360 Walking down the aisle, man, it's terrifying. All those faces looking. 424 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,760 Wait, I think there's been a misunderstanding. 425 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,680 Jason, I'm so sorry, 426 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,400 but you won't be giving me away. 427 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,240 -Oh. Right. -Why not? 428 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,040 Mum, I know it's what you wanted. 429 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,520 But the thing is, 430 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,680 since Dad died... 431 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,360 Well, I don't know how we'd have coped if it wasn't for you, Uncle Bryn. 432 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,520 And that's why I want you to give me away. 433 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:46,040 As a thank you, really, for all that you've done for us. 434 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,480 And I think it's what Dad would've wanted. 435 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,680 So will you? Give me away? 436 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,040 (WHISPERS) I'd be honoured. 437 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,080 Bit of a kick in the teeth for you that, eh, Jase? 438 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,520 -Cheers. -Yeah, cheers. 439 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,640 Here's to the big day. And the big night. Yeah? 440 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,160 (SIGHS) 441 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,440 Shame Jason couldn't make it. 442 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,600 What's the deal with you two? 443 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,320 Stacey said something about a fishing trip. 444 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,120 Smithy! There he is! Over here! 445 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,280 All right? All right, Bryn? 446 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,640 Here he is, the best man. 447 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,120 Now, let me say my piece before we get started. 448 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,560 You, young man, are a disgrace. 449 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,400 What kind of best man doesn't organise a stag for the groom? 450 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,480 I mean this poor chap, he's not known where to turn 451 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,160 because you have been filling his head 452 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,360 with all sorts of nonsense about him not needing one. 453 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,960 I shouldn't have to organise all this tonight! 454 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,960 I know. I'm out of order. 455 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,160 Apology accepted. We'll say nothing more about it. 456 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,000 Now, stick these on, I'll get you a drink. What's your poison? 457 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,040 Beer, cheers. Thanks. 458 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,960 -What a shit hole! -I'm sorry, mate. 459 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,680 I've just seen a bloke with a tattoo on his chin. 460 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,040 -That'll be Carl. -Hey! Get those antlers on, you! 461 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,760 -(LAUGHING) -(SIGHS) 462 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,440 Don't talk to me. 463 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,360 So I've got to spend every minute with them, 464 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,080 -share a room and everything, but no funny business? -Yeah. 465 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,200 It's difficult. I'd marry Anneka Rice. 466 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,040 Are we talking Pam St Clements as herself or as Pat Butcher? 467 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,040 -Pat Butcher. -That changes everything, 468 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,240 because I don't think I could sleep with her. 469 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,120 But on the other hand, I don't think I could spend a year with Davina McCall. 470 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,280 (LAUGHING) 471 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,640 The thing is, he don't even have a dog! 472 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,160 I don't even like 'em! 473 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,480 -(LAUGHING) -Stop it! I can't take it! 474 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,280 You know what, you remind me of my friend Roy. 475 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,400 You get yourself in a pickle 476 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,960 but somehow you always wriggle out of it. 477 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,000 Dead now, Roy. Killed himself. Jumped off the top of Morrisons. 478 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,080 -Who's for another drink? -I'll get these. 479 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,600 I'm having a whale of a time. 480 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,080 I don't believe it. It's Achmed! 481 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,720 (SING-SONG VOICE) Achmed! 482 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,480 (LAUGHING) Bryn! 483 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,280 Oh... 484 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,240 I thought you'd moved to Swindon! 485 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,640 Yeah, I have. I'm back to see my mum. She had her appendix out. 486 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,240 What a treat. Come on, come and join us. 487 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,120 I'm meeting a friend, actually, but I've got a few minutes. 488 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,960 BRYN: Smithy, another pint in. 489 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,560 Gavin, this is Achmed. Achmed, this is Gavin. 490 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,320 -All right, mate. Nice to meet you. -All right? 491 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,600 Gavin is Stacey's fiance. 492 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,200 They're getting married exactly one week from today. 493 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,680 (LAUGHING) Well, at least you set a date, mate. 494 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,440 -That's further than most, eh, Bryn? -No, no, never mind. 495 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,960 What do you mean? 496 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,560 Well, when we were engaged, we never got that far. 497 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,720 You were engaged to Stacey? My Stacey? 498 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,440 -Stacey West? -Stacey West. Yeah. 499 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,320 I was number four. You must be, what, number six? 500 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,440 Eh? 501 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,360 Where's Smithy with those drinks, eh? 502 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,320 -How've you been, Achmed? -Number six? What you on about? 503 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,720 I was number four. No, let's see... Um... 504 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,120 -Who was first, Bryn? Was it Kyle? -Here he is! 505 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,680 -Let me help you with those. -No, it was Hywel. 506 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:59,480 That's right. Then Kyle, Leighton, me, Cliff and now you. 507 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,440 -Yeah, you're number six. -She's been engaged five times? 508 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,080 -What? -Yeah. Didn't you know? 509 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,960 No, I didn't know. 510 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,920 'Cause nobody told me! 511 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,440 Don't think of it as some kind of conspiracy, 'cause it wasn't like that. 512 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,520 It's just Stacey felt it was better if we kept it from you. 513 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,240 Hang on a minute. What's going on? 514 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,720 I feel awful. It was a long time ago. 515 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,200 -Right, who are you? -I don't care how long ago it was. 516 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,480 She knows everything about me. 517 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,640 -Where you going? -I'll be back in a minute. 518 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,920 Gav? 519 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,280 (DOORBELL RINGS) 520 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,720 (EXHALES) 521 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,440 Oh, hiya! Why didn't you come round the back? 522 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,320 Why didn't you tell me you'd been engaged five times? 523 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,240 -What? -Why didn't you tell me? 524 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,640 -Gavin... -Yeah. Havin' a lovely night. 525 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,560 -I've just had a drink with your ex fiance! -Oh, my God! 526 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,000 How do you think I feel, Stace? 527 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,680 -Was it Clifford? -No. 528 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,760 -Leighton? -No. 529 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,320 -Hywell? -No, Achmed. 530 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,760 But he's moved to Swindon! 531 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,120 He's home to see his mum. She had her appendix out. 532 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,600 Oh, look, don't stand there. Come in and talk. 533 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,640 No, I ain't stopping. 534 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,640 -Where you goin'? -I don't know! 535 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,160 I don't know anything, do I? I don't even know who you are. 536 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,240 I'm meant to be marrying you a week today, that's a joke! 537 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,560 -Oh, come on, you're overreacting. -Am I? 538 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,120 (SIGHS) I didn't tell you 'cause I knew it would look worse than it was. 539 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,560 I might have been engaged six times but I've only been in love once. 540 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,000 -And that's with you. -How can I believe that? 541 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,480 If you'd have told me at the start I could've dealt with it. 542 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,480 But now it just feels like... 543 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,240 You know, we've been treating it like this is the first time for both of us. 544 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,680 Really exciting and that. 545 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,480 -But you've done it all before. -No! 546 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,120 Five times! 547 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,360 -Five times, Stacey. -(SIGHS) 548 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,320 And now I'm just doubting everything. 549 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,160 Maybe it is too soon, maybe Smithy's right. 550 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,160 No, you're just talking rubbish. 551 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,440 I've been thinkin' about it couple of days now, maybe it is all too quick. 552 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,240 -No, don't you dare... -Maybe we should put the brakes on, 553 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,440 postpone the wedding for a bit. 554 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,440 Or just call it off! 555 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,360 -That's what you want, is it? -I don't know! 556 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,640 Yeah! Maybe. 557 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,840 You want to postpone our wedding 558 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,680 because of things that happened before I even knew you? 559 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,160 Before we'd even met? 560 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,200 (SIGHS) 561 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,160 -I love you so much. -I love you! 562 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,120 But this... 563 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,680 This is just ridiculous. 564 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,960 -Gav... -See ya. 565 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,000 Gavin! Please don't go! 566 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,320 Gavin! 567 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,400 ♪ Tell me tomorrow 568 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,080 ♪ I'll wait by the window for you 569 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,360 ♪ I'll wait by the big house for you 570 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,520 ♪ I'll wait by the squeezebox... ♪