Welcome to this second compilation of highlights from the current
series. Such a great audience here, I don't know who to pick.
Mwah!
Hello!
Hello. Oh...! Have a seat, do.
There's a cushion there, you're all good.
Damejudi Dench, do you know everyone on the couch?
Well, I do now. Oh, good.
We did. Oh, we met. Oh, we did. Oh, we met.
AUDIENCE: Whoo! Yeah.
People are very, very envious.
We've had another one just now, so I've had two kisses.
The night is young. Keep drinking! Keep drinking.
See you, GUYS-
I mean, one of your big hits in the West End
was when you were Sally Bowles in Cabaret. Yeah.
There you are. That was a while ago.
WHOOPING, WOLF WHISTLE
APPLAUSE
I think it was the... Was it the West End premiere of that?
It was, it was, it was at the Palace Theatre.
We had a most marvellous time.
Well, you're having a better time here!
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
That's some bottom! Oh, yeah.
Yes, the trouble... We were at the Palace Theatre
and my dressing room at the Palace Theatre,
it was below ground with a bit of window at the...
You must know it, Graham. Yeah, yeah.
...with a bit of window at the top, so you hear everybody walking by.
Ancl I heard one person walking by very early on, she said...
Ancl I heard this woman saying,
"Judi Dench in a musical? No-one will go to see that, clear, no-one."
LAUGHTER
As you are making-up.
APPLAUSE
Yeah. Which you can cut out later, but...
The first time we met was backstage at a Royal Command Performance,
I think it was Hey, Mr Producer, it was 1998 or something.
I had just come to London, I was doing Oklahoma
and I was going to sing a song from Oklahoma.
Ancl you were singing Send In The Clowns.
Ancl as I came down the stairs - you were performing before me -
as I came down the stairs, you were standing...
The stage is right there, you were right next, in the wing,
and you were like this, you were going,
"Why did I say yes? Why did I say yes?"
"Judi." And you're like, "What?"
I said, "You're amazing, I saw you at the dress rehearsal.
"You are the best thing here." Ancl she goes, "Really?"
I said, "You are an incredible singer."
She goes, "Oh, shut up, I can't sing one of those things."
That's a great story.
It's also that thing about finding the fire alarm backstage,
Because I've been compared to Hugh Jackman so many times!
Tom, last time it was on Zoom. How about that?
Oh, look at that!
Oh, my Lord, stop that!
LAUGHTER
He looks better in person, right? My Lord, that's horrifying!
Hi. Hi. Hello. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
in New York? Yeah, I just flew in today.
Wow, look at that for a red-carpet look. Wow. Oh!
That's taking the world by storm, right there. Oh, really? Yeah. OK.
And what do Americans make of meeting the woman
and then afterwards I'd be like, "Oh, bloody hell, that was a...
"That was a hard clay, innit?" "Oh, I tell you what,
And talking of congratulations,
let's keep it going, because Richard Osman...
...just got married! Oh... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Congratulations! Thank you. Thank you. Aw. Aww!
This is his honeymoon. Aw! This is my honeymoon. That's amazing.
There they are. Aww. Different suit - that's good.
You should know exactly when it was, my friend!
Don't say it was about two weeks ago.
NONCHALANTLY: "It was about two weeks ago, uh..."
And did you go on honeymoon or is this it? Yeah, we did.
Yeah, we just got back from Venice and... Again, you sound quite bored.
"Yeah, we did."
RICHARD STAMMERS Every mistake in the book. Yes.
You've peaked. That's it. It's all downhill from here.
We had to cut it short by about a week and a half but it was worth it.
You like to photo bomb a wedding. Oh, I'll jump in at any chancel get.
I'll happen to be jogging by. That's the way you do it.
Well, you do the jogging... It started in Rome, right?
Yes, we were... We needed to shoot. We were shooting Angels & Demons
Very famous. It is also a church. It's an ordained church,
and there was a beautiful young couple that were getting married
and their limousines were in our shot. Oh! And Ron Howard said...
"We can't shoot anything." "Let me take care of this."
So I went up and knocked on the door and said, "Young lady, you are very beautiful today on the wedding.
So she came out with her clad and we walked through the crowd.
Parted like the Red Sea.
Yeah, yeah, and we could... There I am in my costume
and we got right up to the door to the Parthenon.
We were not, as the movie people, we're not allowed inside. Yeah.
Oh. So off they went and she made it to the church on time.
# She made it to the church... #
Very good.
how you do this as a double act yet? No.
No, we have not, actually. Who do you play?
Well, I play a young man called Stephen, who starts
working at this cinema that Hilary's working in.
That's how I'd kind of put it.
Ancl then they just go on a journey with each other. "Solace."
It's just, it's a bit ruder than that, isn't it? just a bit.
GRAHAM LAUGHS
And, Olivia, I mean nothing rude by this,
but there is an age difference.
Is there?! What you trying to say?!
How much older are you, Michael?
Now we feel like shits that we all didn't say that.
I was. One...
astride Michael in a compromising
Ancl he said, "It's my mum's birthday today." I went "Oh, yay!
"How old is she?!"
"43-"
I went, "OK, Michael, stop talking. Sh."
Yeah. I'm quite a chunk older than his mother.
And anyone who's seen the movie,
I don't know how many of you have, will know that you leave this movie
feeling like you've seen Elvis in concert.
I remember when I talked to you just before Cannes, the Elvis voice
was still very present in your voice and people have talked about that.
But I think there's a lot less of it now. I'm glad you say that.
I hear it all the time.
Have you gone to a speech therapist or anything?
No, I mean...
The thing is... What did you sound like before?
I'd have to think consciously to not talk how I am right now,
but my voice sounds different when I talk to my dog
We all have different bits of ourselves that we're releasing.
"OK, for one thing, I'm older now."
But the other thing is I think, from all the singing,
I probably have destroyed my voice a bit, you know, my vocal cords,
I saw it. I was like, "What is that footwork?"
You were going side to side,
I was like, "if I can learn that from you, that would be..." Oh, jeez.
There's a step there, there's a step. There's a step.
But essentially, it's to the side.
See, it's hard on the heels cos
Yeah.
APPLAUSE BeaufifuU.!
you do know about pottery. Oh, everything, yeah.
No, but you...you have...you have potted.
LAUGHTER
From the verb "to pot".
cos I knew you were bringing it up,
This is you. This is you.
Now, here's the thing... I've got a couple of things to say.
I was going through an unforgivable hat phase...
I don't know what that is.
I did say it was called Paint A Pot, I didn't...
Do you want to know something really embarrassing
about that period of my life?
We can see the hat.
We do. LAUGHTER
And she said, "Look, Taylor would love it if you just popped in,
I was like, "Yeah, grand, whatever, I'll pop in."
Load of 13-year-olds. I went by myself.
All these 13-year-old kids all in really elaborate fancy dress.
Dracula and one was dressed as something else,
and I was talking to them for a bit, and they went...
I was wearing... It was my hat phase,
THEY LAUGH
I mean, I know it seems ridiculous, but did you know each other
No, well, I mean, Australia is dark right now
LAUGHTER
Have you ever worked together?
No? I WISH!
We've met since, at events and things like that. Yeah.
But you did a speech at the ACMI Centre in Melbourne
"My mother brought me."
"Before I learned to speak!"
so I saw you do this speech and I went and I was, like,
I was just in awe and I was like, "This is probably the closest
I went to Sydney and me and my husband went
and I was there to perform.
I WAS terrified, though.
I thought, "I'm going to get eaten, I'm not going to make it back home,"
there is nowhere to escape.
Had a nice little singsong at Mardi Gras. That's lots of fun. Fabulous.
Yeah, there's probably spiders in that hair.
Trying to get to you. Oh, how fabulous.
And here's the weird thing, cos I feel I know you pretty well, Alan.
Yeah, as a backpacker, and I stayed over there more than the visa.
Ancl I used to work at an insurance place, and I love Australians,
I love their humour.
Sorry, you went all the way to Australia to work in insurance?!
Yeah! I love insurance so much!
And it's quite high-risk there.
to the doctors and the nurses, and I always remember the form.
It had the name, occupation, injury and where on your body.
It was like...
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: .."Dan, tractor, piles,
"where d'ya fuckin' think?"
But I used to work in a cafe on Oxford Street
and I was the dish pig.
Oh, bab... Honestly, no, no... MARGOT: I was a dish pig, too.
ALAN: You was a dish pig?!
MARGOT: Yeah. ALAN: Oh, wow!
Ancl look at her now!
Did they used to ring the bell?
LAUGHTER
Honestly! With these pink...
I was a bit of a cult celebrity cos people would want to know,
I was like the Phantom Of The Opera.
I was behind...
"Who |s he?"
No of fence, Alan, but I actually thought, when I heard
you were on the show, I thought you were dead,
Good booking, right?
Cos there's another Alan Carr.
Yes! Yeah, who helps people stop smoking, but he cited.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Oh, dear.
And The Fabelmans, you know, it's a fiction...
lsh. ..but it's based on a childhood...
Is it really close to what happened?
It's pretty close. All the things that... You know,
his mother had a monkey, his mother drove into a hurricane.
His mother had a monkey. Monkey?
I could have played the monkey. Extraordinary monkey.
You've probably worked with this monkey.
There's a very famous monkey. I've been a chimp.
Well, you've been a... Yeah.
Were you in a play with a monkey? No, I played a monkey.
Oh, I thought... No, I WAS a monkey. Oh, you WERE a monkey?
I was a chimpanzee. Yes, yes, you were. Yeah. Yeah.
Don't you remember? I do, of course! OK.
There you are. AUDIENCE CHEER
Lovely. Very nice. Good look. Yeah.
I only do chimps, but what kind of monkey did you have?
She's a capuchin.
But it's a proper showbiz monkey. She's a very famous monkey.
AUDIENCE: AWW.
Now, Crystal... You look sightly worried.
Crystal is so famous... And rich.
Is she rich? She's very rich.
Is she really? Net worth is millions.
How much... Definitely richer than me.
How rich do you think I am? No, cos she...
LAUGHTER
Are you... Are you, like, monkey rich?
No, Crystal must be rich,
because Crystal's been in Night At The Museum, American Pie,
did a celebrity cameo as herself in We Bought a Zoo.
This is Crystal on the red carpet for The Hangover Part ll.
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
Loving it.
And that must have been quite hard as an actor to act with.
I mean... Well, maybe she was a professional.
You know, you're being a bit monkeyist.
Oh, she is an incredibly professional monkey.
I said, "ls there anything you've tried to teach her
LAUGHTER But other than that...
Yeah, she's really great. Other than that, anything.
a dramatic moment with a monkey in the room.
Yeah. LAUGHTER
And Crystal the monkey has this incredible CV
to the point where I feel like
there might be more than one Crystal. No.
Do you think it's all one Crystal?
There's another one.
Why do I have so much knowledge about these monkeys?
There's another monkey.
This monkey was in the movies as well.
Really? Yes.
They're rich, these monkeys in Hollywood.
LAUGHTER They're rich!
Do you know any of these people already, Lizzo?
We did.
No, Gucci fashion show. Yes.
Oh, well done!
And we... We met in Montreal a few years ago.
We had a lot of fun. Yeah! Yes.
Was a horse involved? No!
What kind of horse we talking about?
APPLAUSE
No, I don't think that's...
No, no.
Come on, craic!
That's some good craic.
Well done. CHEERING
We were right next to each other.
We've got such a sweet picture...
That's me in red! Yeah. That's my boyfriend's head, that's Adele and
that's Harry Styles.
WOW!
This seems like CSI Grammys, but...
One of many!
I had two flasks for me
and one for Adele.
It was lit. It was lit.
Why do you have to bring a hip flask?
It looked so good, though.
It was so beautiful, shiny, bedazzled. Yeah.
They walked around with, like, some wine, but the wine
was a sip and I was like, "Can I have...? This for my friend."
I'm, like, "Come on, y'all, we're musicians!"
I don't think you'll have this problem with the Brit Awards!
I have to say, I loved your acceptance speech.
And it was so eloquent. So had you, kind of, did you kind of
think, "I might win one of these, so I'm going to have this
"in my mind"? Absolutely not.
We had been so drunk, like, Adele and I, we didn't even really
know what the categories were at that point.
We were like, "Wait, what? Which one is this?"
Ancl we would just turn around and, like, just smile.
Can I cuss on your show?
You can say that! Shit?
Yeah. Craic.
Craic.
No crack.
Don't have shit crack!
Well, you could have shit in your crack, but that's...
Weirdly, there is an odd link on this couch
between The Fabelmans and Brendan Fraser.
Do you know what it is? You do, don't you?
No! Yes, you do!
We're dying to know. It is of course...
Crystal! Crystal the monkey!
Crystal the monkey, her first job was George Of The jungle.
It was that bitch!
LAUGHTER
I knew it was her!
She had a boyfriend called Mr Binx, who I normally work with.
You see! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Mr Binx would throw a fit and disappear into the rafters
if we didn't get the take that HE wanted.
Because Mr Binx was a boy monkey...
Oh, OK. ..he had to wear a boy bikini,
and disappear into the ceiling. This is late-night television, right?
Yes, it is. And start jacking it!
Oh, OK. Ripping things off and throwing it.
Ancl the trainer would come out and go,
"Mr Binx! You stop that right now!"
He was just like
He didn't care. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Lovely to see you all. First-time welcome to Sarah Michelle Gellar.
I thought I'd been on the show.
But I'm telling you, I think it's like that thing where I see you
and so you're on TV and think I know you, but I actually don't know you.
But... Because Channel 4 days,
obviously I was drinking a lot more then, and...
More than this? Yeah, seriously!
But, no, cos we had lots of the other Buffy people,
we just never had Buffy. I just thought...
And M Night Shyamalan you are famous for directing these films
that are very kind of plot and twisty and surprises
and shocks along the way, and I heard you in an interview
talking about how you don't think there's ever a moratorium
on spoiler alerts, that you must never do spoilers.
That... Yeah. Even today, I was doing interviews for the new movie,
Knock At the Cabin, and they were saying,
"When can we talk about the ending of this movie?"
I was like, "Never. Not in this lifetime, ever."
They just saw it yesterday, you know?
Ancl so it's like this new generation is getting to see these movies,
and so I'm like, "Don't say anything!"
You guys, don't say anything to your kids, please. just let them watch...
Did I tell you the most embarrassing story ever? Oh, no!
Did you tell the ending? No, no, not of that movie.
LAUGHTER
Spoiler alert! LAUGHTER
Yeah, it could be hurtful, but it's not.
No. I mean, to my relationship, it almost was, but...
No, it's a Freddie Prinze story.
We've all seen Sixth Sense here? Oh, my God. Don't do it!
LAUGHTER
I'm not going to give it away. What did he just say?!
Give me a little credit here!
I think we're all going to see a dead person in a minute.
We're about 20 minutes into the movie and I said something,
just, like, it popped out, like, "Oh, is that...?" Uh-huh, uh-huh.
And my husband didn't see a movie with me for 15 years.
LAUGHTER
Rightfully so. LAUGHTER
15 years. I forgot about that until I just saw you here.
Yeah. I'm having PTSD.
LAUGHTER
Do you ever get called "MNS"? Yes.
LAUGHTER
Have you been saving that up all day, Rob?
LAUGHTER That's all I've got.
So, yeah... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
And are you...? I mean, because...
You know, because, as I say, you've been in the business a long time.
Are you enjoying all this sudden attention?
Yeah.
Me. Yeah, you are.
No, people are obsessed with you.
Like, it changes, there's zaddy, there's daddy.
Is that what zaddy is? I'll take it all. Oh, it's not a saddy.
Zaddy.
That's the thing, I am a saddy, actually.
No, listen, there are memes and stuff.
Even on Twitter, they're all going crazy for it.
Like, "I need to stop calling Pedro Pascal daddy.
"Pedro Pascal on my screen."
"Pedro Pascal is my cool slutty daddy."
LAUGHTER Yes!
And then I love this one down here.
Yeah!
I've been dating that person.
You're so gorgeous!
Good... Right.
Actually, talking of the internet and religion, Ariana DeBose,
on Facebook, under religion on your profile, what does it say?
Well, it used to say Helen Mirren.
I went to that church.
I am still attending the church of Helen Mirren.
No, you had this great quote where you were just like, "Oh,
"using words like 'fuck off'."
I was like, "Yeah, that's the vibe!"
But you don't come from a show business family.
Your parents... We must be good about it cos they're here.
I think your parents are here!
Where...? Oh, there they are. Hello! Don't worry. Don't worry.
We're just saying hello.
Just saying hello.
Hello.
So Mr Lowden worked in a bank, I think?
Mr Lowden worked in a bank.
And then your mum... In Hong Kong. Yes. Tell me what your mum did.
Did your mum work in a zoo?
Not in Hong Kong? Not in Hong Kong.
My mum did multiple jobs.
Yeah. Ancl at one point, she worked in Edinburgh Zoo. OK.
And what did you think she did in Edinburgh Zoo?
So...
So my mum worked in Edinburgh Zoo ancl she was an animal handler.
That's what we were told, me and my brother, when we were youngsters.
Animal handler. And it sounded very sort of...really cool
and sort of sexy and sort of Steve Irwin-y,
where there was this...there was this person in a rhino costume...
What is a rhino costume? A rhino...
Rhino? Sorry, yes. See, there's the accent thing again. OK.
and she, um... I'm joking.
"Save the rhino.
Ancl we were like that, and then my clad went,
"There's your mum there."
Uh, so... I love this story.
So you graduated from dance school and you go home to Malaysia. Mm-hm.
and I was planning to go back to England,
then she suddenly looped into this whole thing about,
"You know, you should go on the stage more and you should do this
"because now you're 21, and when you're not 21 any more,
"there are things you can't do." And I'm thinking,
"What on Earth is she on about?"
The next thing I knew was my brother,
she looped my brother into doing... "Yeah, you should try it out."
I'm like, "What are you guys...?"
She had entered me for Miss Malaysia.
Wow! She actually signed the form
so, technically, I'm not legit.
But you'd think, "Oh, terrible thing to do,"
but you won!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
No, the thing... Oh, my God!
Oh, wow. The thing was,
"If I do this, you are never going to do something like this again."
What age were you when she insisted on coming on a date with you?
Ohhh!
Now, you have to remember,
moms are very protective, right, for all the right reasons.
I don't know why she even let me go to England.
So when we go on "dates",
she literally will sit...
I'll be here, the guy was here.
And you know, we were 17 or whatever.
So one time I was sitting like this
and I suddenly realised, why are there two hands on my leg?
So it was his hand on my mom's hand...
What? I know!
He was holding the hand he thought was mine
Oh, dear. Freya Ridings, you are this wonderful performer,
you've got this new album
and real showbiz credentials,
cos your dad is an actor. He is.
And not just any actor.
He plays a very iconic role.
I mean, we're in front of incredible actors,
and my clad is an incredible actor...
Daddy!
Oh, my God!
Hi!
So it's Richard, right?
That's right. Yeah.
I was going to ask you to do the voice, but that IS the voice!
So you just talk like Daddy Pig the whole time?
Yeah. That's a real daddy. Yes. But now...
AS DADDY PIG: Ooh! Oh, hello, Internet Daddy. Ooh, yes.
Yeah, he came to the screening.
It was the first time he was able to come to a screening,
The reviews are in. Yeah.
So Gentleman jack is obviously quite adult.
Could he not have watched Vigil? Ohh!
He... Oh.
Well, with Vigil, I said, "Mummy gets put on a helicopter
"and then dropped onto a submarine."
So I showed him that bit.
And then it got a bit violent. Yeah.
I mean, that bit is great.
And that is really you.
Is that happening? Are you being lowered onto a submarine?
So when I read scripts,
I get so excited and then, with this one,
I immediately went, "I really want to do it," because I had a vision
that I would be... Not thinking about insurance!
and I was in a car park of a supermarket on a crane.
We've got a picture. This is the reality.
Aw...
Oh, no, it's fake! It's fake!
And when I got to the bottom, there was a man here,
underneath the crane,
that threw a load of water on me.
GRAHAM LAUGHS
I would watch that, to be fair. Yes!
With a live fish in it!
And you're like, "Did you like it or not?" So I was up there,
Can you have more of a look in your eye that says,
"What's happening to me?" or something?
How do they direct you up there? They kept saying,
"Spin round to the camera."
Because you can control that? That's the camera there.
I'm keeping my eyes elevated!
MY 93/95 are up here!
So, we were talking about scary, spooky things
and you lived in a... Was it a haunted house?
No, it was my house. Oh!
Ancl it was haunted.
It was my first ever house and there was a ghost.
And we became 'hi ends.
Did you see the ghost or just know the ghost was there?
First few nights, it was freaky and things got a bit weird.
I heard things in the house. And then my friend said to me,
"Basically, if you hear it at night, sit up and just clap your hands
"and speak to the ghost." Ancl I, like, sat up in bed,
and I clapped my hands,
and I was like, "Listen, babe, I need to get some sleep."
Now, this is exciting, your fourth studio album, out today,
ladies and gentlemen!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
It is called Gloria. It is called Gloria.
And the music, you talk about how it kind of works through the week. Yes.
We start on a Monday. OK. Things are quite chilled. That is the vibe.
Then it picks up midweek, hump clay, which is fab,
Friday and Saturday are just wild.
Wild. OK. ls Craig David OK with that?
LAUGHTER
It's Friday night tonight, so what are we getting tonight?
It's called I'm Not Here To Make Friends.
"I'm Not Here To Make Friends." Yeah. Now, have I made this up,
or is that something that came from going on dates?
Like, and I went into the studio the next clay and I was like,
Ancl so the song is about that. Oh, OK.
And, apparently, the video for this song caused a bit of a sensation.
I think it was,
"Sam Smith horrifies OAPs."
LAUGHTER
We, basically...
It's set in a castle, it's like King Henry V|||'s castle.
Amazing. Nothing seedy went on, guys, it wasn't weird. Nothing...
Yeah, they had Christmas parties.
LAUGHTER
Yeah, they were working around us. OK.
They had no idea what was going on in the rooms. They just... Oh...!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Imagine walking into that after a couple of sherries!
"Oh!"
And I notice in the time that you've been away,
you've been writing with other people.
OK. Yeah.
I don't put my name on them just in case they're absolute fucking duds.
"Written by Jamie D0rnan."
One... In Scotland, if you go for a shite, you go for a job by.
That's what it means.
So one of them I use is Anita job by.
LAUGHTER
Thank you.
And the other...
Ancl the other one is Sooka Phatwan.
I think you're meant to keep them secret.
You are meant to keep them secret.
But I think when you look at me, you think, "Suck a fat one."
But these are actual credits on songs now?
Yeah, yeah. There's one by Kygo and Dean Lewis that came out.
That one actually did well, so...
Fuck, actually, I've just called them all duds,
and now I'm talking about them.
No, Kygo and Dean Lewis, that one did very well.
And Anita job by wrote that one.
Anita job by, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sooka Phatwan's yet to have any cuts, but...
...I'm really holding out hope.
So, any budding artists out there that want to Sooka Phatwan,
give me a call.
We all know how you get ahead in this business.
What's the story, Lewis? Now, did you...?
Have you worked with Jamie Dornan?
No. So, what happened was that song, Pointless,
was supposed to be my first single.
CHEERING
That was a bit slow, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah.
That was a bit like, "Oh, yeah...
"We've just seen him in a hat.
"He's lost his allure."
I did, actually. But we've never met before, so it's weird to see you...
Cos I'm used to seeing you, like, Fifty Shades Of Grey, so it's we...
Ancl me without my cock in mine.
LAUGHTER
So, welcome, gentlemen. How was the premiere?
Well, it's kind of happening right now, isn't it?
We snuck out. It's just started and everything. Oh, wow.
It was crazy, they have a big press line
and there are people dressed up in costumes,
it's like a Comic Con, really. But it's very exciting.
Are there people dressed up as your character, Michael?
we find Ant-Man, Scott, he's in a good place.
Yes, he's in a good place. It's kind of after the events of Endgame
and all of the other Marvel stories
that we've seen before, so he's... Great shape.
He's like... He's written a book.
He's written a book, he's like, "OK, finally, I can just rest."
Ancl things are good, for five minutes.
And your character, Hank, he's sort of semi-retired?
Henry, to you. Henry, sorry.
My wife, Michelle Pfeiffer, named Janet,
JUDI GASPS 30 years.
A long time.
LAUGHTER
A LITTLE faux pas, brings the whole family back to the Quantum Realm,
LAUGHTER
I'll be honest with you, I just found out about a week ago.
Tell me, the picture's over.
All right, the Quantum Realm's a really small place.
It's really tiny. It's really tiny. You go down...
If you look at your pinky finger, and you took the tip of a needle
and just touched it, that's the size of the Quantum Realm.
Ancl it's massive when you get down there.
The movie takes place under Michael's fingernail.
and it was the first time, at the premiere,
as the scene was playing, I realised my son was there, who was ten.
and he was like...
APPLAUSE
And there's another nice connection on the couch
I did indeed. Yes.
I got invited to meet him.
We'll get you one. 2017.
And we also shared a birthday.
Are you September 25th, too? December the 9th.
One of you's right.
Dad's birthday, December 9th.
I thought it must be me!
What a line-up you've got here, by the way! It is crazy.
It's not like this normally! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You don't find these mistakes, you know!