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Welcome to this second compilation
of highlights from the current
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series. Such a great audience here,
I don't know who to pick.
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Mwah!
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Hello!
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Hello. Oh...! Have a seat, do.
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There's a cushion there,
you're all good.
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Damejudi Dench, do you know
everyone on the couch?
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Well, I do now. Oh, good.
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We did. Oh, we met.
Oh, we did. Oh, we met.
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AUDIENCE: Whoo!
Yeah.
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People are very, very envious.
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We've had another one just now,
so I've had two kisses.
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The night is young.
Keep drinking! Keep drinking.
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See you, GUYS-
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I mean, one of your big hits
in the West End
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was when you were Sally Bowles
in Cabaret. Yeah.
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There you are.
That was a while ago.
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WHOOPING, WOLF WHISTLE
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APPLAUSE
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I think it was the... Was it
the West End premiere of that?
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It was, it was,
it was at the Palace Theatre.
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We had a most marvellous time.
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Well, you're having
a better time here!
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APPLAUSE
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That's some bottom! Oh, yeah.
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Yes, the trouble...
We were at the Palace Theatre
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and my dressing room
at the Palace Theatre,
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it was below ground
with a bit of window at the...
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You must know it, Graham.
Yeah, yeah.
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...with a bit of window at the top,
so you hear everybody walking by.
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Ancl I heard one person walking by
very early on, she said...
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Ancl I heard this woman saying,
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"Judi Dench in a musical? No-one
will go to see that, clear, no-one."
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LAUGHTER
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As you are making-up.
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APPLAUSE
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Yeah. Which you can cut out later,
but...
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The first time we met was backstage
at a Royal Command Performance,
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I think it was Hey, Mr Producer,
it was 1998 or something.
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I had just come to London,
I was doing Oklahoma
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and I was going to sing a song
from Oklahoma.
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Ancl you were singing
Send In The Clowns.
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Ancl as I came down the stairs -
you were performing before me -
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as I came down the stairs,
you were standing...
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The stage is right there,
you were right next, in the wing,
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and you were like this,
you were going,
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"Why did I say yes?
Why did I say yes?"
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"Judi." And you're like, "What?"
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I said, "You're amazing,
I saw you at the dress rehearsal.
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"You are the best thing here."
Ancl she goes, "Really?"
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I said,
"You are an incredible singer."
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She goes, "Oh, shut up,
I can't sing one of those things."
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That's a great story.
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It's also that thing about
finding the fire alarm backstage,
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Because I've been compared to Hugh
Jackman so many times!
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Tom, last time it was on Zoom.
How about that?
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Oh, look at that!
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Oh, my Lord, stop that!
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He looks better in person, right?
My Lord, that's horrifying!
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Hi. Hi. Hello.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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in New York? Yeah,
I just flew in today.
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Wow, look at that for
a red-carpet look. Wow. Oh!
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That's taking the world by storm,
right there. Oh, really? Yeah. OK.
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And what do Americans make
of meeting the woman
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and then afterwards I'd be like,
"Oh, bloody hell, that was a...
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"That was a hard clay, innit?"
"Oh, I tell you what,
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And talking of congratulations,
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let's keep it going,
because Richard Osman...
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...just got married! Oh...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Congratulations! Thank you.
Thank you. Aw. Aww!
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This is his honeymoon. Aw! This is
my honeymoon. That's amazing.
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There they are. Aww.
Different suit - that's good.
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You should know exactly when
it was, my friend!
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Don't say it was about
two weeks ago.
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NONCHALANTLY:
"It was about two weeks ago, uh..."
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And did you go on honeymoon
or is this it? Yeah, we did.
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Yeah, we just got back from Venice
and... Again, you sound quite bored.
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"Yeah, we did."
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RICHARD STAMMERS
Every mistake in the book. Yes.
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You've peaked. That's it.
It's all downhill from here.
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We had to cut it short by about a
week and a half but it was worth it.
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You like to photo bomb a wedding.
Oh, I'll jump in at any chancel get.
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I'll happen to be jogging by.
That's the way you do it.
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Well, you do the jogging...
It started in Rome, right?
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Yes, we were... We needed to shoot.
We were shooting Angels & Demons
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Very famous. It is also a church.
It's an ordained church,
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and there was a beautiful young
couple that were getting married
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and their limousines were in our
shot. Oh! And Ron Howard said...
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"We can't shoot anything."
"Let me take care of this."
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So I went up and knocked on the door and said, "Young
lady, you are very beautiful today on the wedding.
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So she came out with her clad and
we walked through the crowd.
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Parted like the Red Sea.
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Yeah, yeah, and we could...
There I am in my costume
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and we got right up to the door
to the Parthenon.
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We were not, as the movie people,
we're not allowed inside. Yeah.
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Oh. So off they went and she
made it to the church on time.
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# She made it to the church... #
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Very good.
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how you do this as a
double act yet? No.
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No, we have not, actually.
Who do you play?
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Well, I play a young man called
Stephen, who starts
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working at this cinema that
Hilary's working in.
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That's how I'd kind of put it.
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Ancl then they just go on a journey
with each other. "Solace."
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It's just, it's a bit ruder
than that, isn't it? just a bit.
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GRAHAM LAUGHS
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And, Olivia, I
mean nothing rude by this,
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but there is an age difference.
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Is there?! What you trying to say?!
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How much older are you, Michael?
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Now we feel like shits
that we all didn't say that.
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I was. One...
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astride Michael in a compromising
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Ancl he said, "It's my mum's birthday
today." I went "Oh, yay!
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"How old is she?!"
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"43-"
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I went, "OK, Michael,
stop talking. Sh."
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Yeah. I'm quite a chunk older
than his mother.
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And anyone who's seen the movie,
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I don't know how many of you have,
will know that you leave this movie
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feeling like you've
seen Elvis in concert.
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I remember when I talked to you just
before Cannes, the Elvis voice
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was still very present in your voice
and people have talked about that.
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But I think there's a lot less
of it now. I'm glad you say that.
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I hear it all the time.
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Have you gone to a speech
therapist or anything?
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No, I mean...
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The thing is...
What did you sound like before?
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I'd have to think consciously
to not talk how I am right now,
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but my voice sounds different
when I talk to my dog
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We all have different bits of
ourselves that we're releasing.
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"OK, for one thing, I'm older now."
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But the other thing is
I think, from all the singing,
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I probably have destroyed my voice
a bit, you know, my vocal cords,
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I saw it. I was like,
"What is that footwork?"
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You were going side to side,
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I was like, "if I can learn that
from you, that would be..." Oh, jeez.
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There's a step there,
there's a step. There's a step.
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But essentially, it's to the side.
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See, it's hard on the heels cos
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Yeah.
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APPLAUSE
BeaufifuU.!
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you do know about pottery.
Oh, everything, yeah.
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No, but you...you
have...you have potted.
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From the verb "to pot".
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cos I knew you were bringing it up,
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This is you. This is you.
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Now, here's the thing... I've got
a couple of things to say.
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I was going through an
unforgivable hat phase...
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I don't know what that is.
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I did say it was called
Paint A Pot, I didn't...
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Do you want to know something
really embarrassing
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about that period of my life?
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We can see the hat.
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We do.
LAUGHTER
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And she said, "Look, Taylor would
love it if you just popped in,
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I was like, "Yeah, grand,
whatever, I'll pop in."
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Load of 13-year-olds.
I went by myself.
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All these 13-year-old kids all in
really elaborate fancy dress.
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Dracula and one was dressed as
something else,
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and I was talking to them for
a bit, and they went...
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I was wearing...
It was my hat phase,
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THEY LAUGH
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I mean, I know it seems ridiculous,
but did you know each other
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No, well, I mean,
Australia is dark right now
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LAUGHTER
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Have you ever worked together?
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No? I WISH!
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We've met since, at events
and things like that. Yeah.
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But you did a speech at
the ACMI Centre in Melbourne
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"My mother brought me."
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"Before I learned to speak!"
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so I saw you do this speech
and I went and I was, like,
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I was just in awe and I was like,
"This is probably the closest
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I went to Sydney and me
and my husband went
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and I was there to perform.
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I WAS terrified, though.
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I thought, "I'm going to get eaten,
I'm not going to make it back home,"
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there is nowhere to escape.
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Had a nice little singsong at Mardi
Gras. That's lots of fun. Fabulous.
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Yeah, there's probably
spiders in that hair.
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Trying to get to you.
Oh, how fabulous.
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And here's the weird thing, cos I
feel I know you pretty well, Alan.
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Yeah, as a backpacker, and I stayed
over there more than the visa.
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Ancl I used to work at an insurance
place, and I love Australians,
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I love their humour.
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Sorry, you went all the way to
Australia to work in insurance?!
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Yeah! I love insurance so much!
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And it's quite high-risk there.
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to the doctors and the nurses,
and I always remember the form.
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It had the name, occupation,
injury and where on your body.
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It was like...
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AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: .."Dan, tractor,
piles,
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"where d'ya fuckin' think?"
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But I used to work in
a cafe on Oxford Street
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and I was the dish pig.
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Oh, bab... Honestly, no, no...
MARGOT: I was a dish pig, too.
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ALAN: You was a dish pig?!
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MARGOT: Yeah.
ALAN: Oh, wow!
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Ancl look at her now!
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Did they used to ring the bell?
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Honestly! With these pink...
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I was a bit of a cult celebrity
cos people would want to know,
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I was like the Phantom Of The Opera.
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I was behind...
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"Who |s he?"
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No of fence, Alan, but I
actually thought, when I heard
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you were on the show,
I thought you were dead,
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Good booking, right?
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Cos there's another Alan Carr.
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Yes! Yeah, who helps people
stop smoking, but he cited.
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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
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Oh, dear.
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And The Fabelmans, you know,
it's a fiction...
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lsh. ..but it's based on a
childhood...
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Is it really close to what happened?
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It's pretty close.
All the things that... You know,
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his mother had a monkey,
his mother drove into a hurricane.
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His mother had a monkey. Monkey?
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I could have played the monkey.
Extraordinary monkey.
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You've probably worked
with this monkey.
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There's a very famous monkey.
I've been a chimp.
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Well, you've been a... Yeah.
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Were you in a play with a monkey?
No, I played a monkey.
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Oh, I thought... No, I WAS a monkey.
Oh, you WERE a monkey?
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I was a chimpanzee.
Yes, yes, you were. Yeah. Yeah.
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Don't you remember?
I do, of course! OK.
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There you are.
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Lovely. Very nice. Good look. Yeah.
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I only do chimps, but what kind
of monkey did you have?
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She's a capuchin.
236
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But it's a proper showbiz monkey.
She's a very famous monkey.
237
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AUDIENCE: AWW.
238
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Now, Crystal...
You look sightly worried.
239
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Crystal is so famous...
And rich.
240
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Is she rich?
She's very rich.
241
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Is she really?
Net worth is millions.
242
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How much...
Definitely richer than me.
243
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How rich do you think I am?
No, cos she...
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LAUGHTER
245
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Are you...
Are you, like, monkey rich?
246
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No, Crystal must be rich,
247
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because Crystal's been in
Night At The Museum, American Pie,
248
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did a celebrity cameo as herself
in We Bought a Zoo.
249
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This is Crystal on the red carpet
for The Hangover Part ll.
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LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
251
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Loving it.
252
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,655
And that must have been quite hard
as an actor to act with.
253
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I mean...
Well, maybe she was a professional.
254
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You know, you're being
a bit monkeyist.
255
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Oh, she is an incredibly
professional monkey.
256
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I said, "ls there anything
you've tried to teach her
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LAUGHTER
But other than that...
258
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Yeah, she's really great.
Other than that, anything.
259
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a dramatic moment
with a monkey in the room.
260
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Yeah.
LAUGHTER
261
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,455
And Crystal the monkey
has this incredible CV
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to the point where I feel like
263
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there might be
more than one Crystal. No.
264
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Do you think it's all one Crystal?
265
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There's another one.
266
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Why do I have so much knowledge
about these monkeys?
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There's another monkey.
268
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This monkey
was in the movies as well.
269
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Really?
Yes.
270
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They're rich,
these monkeys in Hollywood.
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LAUGHTER
They're rich!
272
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,175
Do you know any of these
people already, Lizzo?
273
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We did.
274
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No, Gucci fashion show. Yes.
275
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Oh, well done!
276
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And we... We met in Montreal
a few years ago.
277
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We had a lot of fun.
Yeah! Yes.
278
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Was a horse involved? No!
279
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What kind of horse
we talking about?
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APPLAUSE
281
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No, I don't think that's...
282
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No, no.
283
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Come on, craic!
284
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That's some good craic.
285
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Well done.
CHEERING
286
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We were right next to each other.
287
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,975
We've got such a sweet picture...
288
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That's me in red! Yeah. That's my
boyfriend's head, that's Adele and
289
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that's Harry Styles.
290
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WOW!
291
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,415
This seems like CSI Grammys, but...
292
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One of many!
293
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,895
I had two flasks for me
294
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and one for Adele.
295
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,695
It was lit. It was lit.
296
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Why do you have to bring
a hip flask?
297
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It looked so good, though.
298
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It was so beautiful,
shiny, bedazzled. Yeah.
299
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They walked around with,
like, some wine, but the wine
300
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was a sip and I was like,
"Can I have...? This for my friend."
301
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,935
I'm, like, "Come on, y'all,
we're musicians!"
302
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,895
I don't think you'll have this
problem with the Brit Awards!
303
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,495
I have to say, I loved
your acceptance speech.
304
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,815
And it was so eloquent.
So had you, kind of, did you kind of
305
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think, "I might win one of these,
so I'm going to have this
306
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,815
"in my mind"? Absolutely not.
307
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,455
We had been so drunk, like,
Adele and I, we didn't even really
308
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know what the categories were
at that point.
309
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,375
We were like,
"Wait, what? Which one is this?"
310
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Ancl we would just turn around
and, like, just smile.
311
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,935
Can I cuss on your show?
312
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,975
You can say that! Shit?
313
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Yeah. Craic.
314
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Craic.
315
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,815
No crack.
316
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,695
Don't have shit crack!
317
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,895
Well, you could have shit
in your crack, but that's...
318
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,415
Weirdly, there is an odd link on
this couch
319
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,815
between The Fabelmans
and Brendan Fraser.
320
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,935
Do you know what it is?
You do, don't you?
321
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,135
No! Yes, you do!
322
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,935
We're dying to know.
It is of course...
323
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,215
Crystal! Crystal the monkey!
324
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,695
Crystal the monkey, her first job
was George Of The jungle.
325
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,775
It was that bitch!
326
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,175
LAUGHTER
327
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,335
I knew it was her!
328
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,295
She had a boyfriend called Mr Binx,
who I normally work with.
329
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,095
You see!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
330
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,815
Mr Binx would throw a fit
and disappear into the rafters
331
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,215
if we didn't get
the take that HE wanted.
332
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,695
Because Mr Binx was a boy monkey...
333
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,575
Oh, OK. ..he had to wear
a boy bikini,
334
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,695
and disappear into the ceiling. This
is late-night television, right?
335
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,535
Yes, it is. And start jacking it!
336
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,415
Oh, OK. Ripping things off
and throwing it.
337
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,735
Ancl the trainer would come
out and go,
338
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,175
"Mr Binx! You stop that right now!"
339
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,095
He was just like
340
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,935
He didn't care.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
341
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,615
Lovely to see you all. First-time
welcome to Sarah Michelle Gellar.
342
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,695
I thought I'd been on the show.
343
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,495
But I'm telling you, I think it's
like that thing where I see you
344
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,935
and so you're on TV and think I know
you, but I actually don't know you.
345
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,495
But... Because Channel 4 days,
346
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,335
obviously I was drinking
a lot more then, and...
347
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,815
More than this? Yeah, seriously!
348
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,415
But, no, cos we had lots of
the other Buffy people,
349
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,375
we just never had Buffy.
I just thought...
350
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,375
And M Night Shyamalan you are famous
for directing these films
351
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,175
that are very kind of plot
and twisty and surprises
352
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,735
and shocks along the way,
and I heard you in an interview
353
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,175
talking about how you don't
think there's ever a moratorium
354
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,415
on spoiler alerts, that
you must never do spoilers.
355
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:50,215
That... Yeah. Even today, I was
doing interviews for the new movie,
356
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,975
Knock At the Cabin,
and they were saying,
357
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,215
"When can we talk about
the ending of this movie?"
358
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,695
I was like, "Never.
Not in this lifetime, ever."
359
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,895
They just saw it
yesterday, you know?
360
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,855
Ancl so it's like this new generation
is getting to see these movies,
361
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,655
and so I'm like,
"Don't say anything!"
362
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,495
You guys, don't say anything to your
kids, please. just let them watch...
363
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,735
Did I tell you the most
embarrassing story ever? Oh, no!
364
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,855
Did you tell the ending?
No, no, not of that movie.
365
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,855
LAUGHTER
366
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,255
Spoiler alert!
LAUGHTER
367
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,095
Yeah, it could be hurtful,
but it's not.
368
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,295
No. I mean, to my relationship,
it almost was, but...
369
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,735
No, it's a Freddie Prinze story.
370
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,335
We've all seen Sixth Sense here?
Oh, my God. Don't do it!
371
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,055
LAUGHTER
372
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,375
I'm not going to give it away.
What did he just say?!
373
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,975
Give me a little credit here!
374
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,255
I think we're all going to see
a dead person in a minute.
375
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,095
We're about 20 minutes into
the movie and I said something,
376
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,655
just, like, it popped out, like,
"Oh, is that...?" Uh-huh, uh-huh.
377
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,295
And my husband didn't see a
movie with me for 15 years.
378
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,775
LAUGHTER
379
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,615
Rightfully so.
LAUGHTER
380
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,175
15 years. I forgot about that
until I just saw you here.
381
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,015
Yeah. I'm having PTSD.
382
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,055
LAUGHTER
383
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,575
Do you ever get called "MNS"? Yes.
384
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,255
LAUGHTER
385
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,495
Have you been saving
that up all day, Rob?
386
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,015
LAUGHTER
That's all I've got.
387
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,055
So, yeah...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
388
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,535
And are you...? I mean, because...
389
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,415
You know, because, as I say, you've
been in the business a long time.
390
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,575
Are you enjoying all this sudden
attention?
391
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,935
Yeah.
392
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,135
Me. Yeah, you are.
393
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,295
No, people are obsessed with you.
394
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,295
Like, it changes, there's
zaddy, there's daddy.
395
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,855
Is that what zaddy is? I'll take it
all. Oh, it's not a saddy.
396
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,415
Zaddy.
397
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,575
That's the thing, I am
a saddy, actually.
398
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,255
No, listen, there
are memes and stuff.
399
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,855
Even on Twitter,
they're all going crazy for it.
400
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,135
Like, "I need to stop
calling Pedro Pascal daddy.
401
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,615
"Pedro Pascal on my screen."
402
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,175
"Pedro Pascal is my
cool slutty daddy."
403
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,135
LAUGHTER
Yes!
404
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,575
And then I love this one down here.
405
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,255
Yeah!
406
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,575
I've been dating that person.
407
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,215
You're so gorgeous!
408
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,375
Good... Right.
409
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,615
Actually, talking of the internet
and religion, Ariana DeBose,
410
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,055
on Facebook, under religion
on your profile, what does it say?
411
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,775
Well, it used to say Helen Mirren.
412
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,975
I went to that church.
413
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,415
I am still attending
the church of Helen Mirren.
414
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,855
No, you had this great quote
where you were just like, "Oh,
415
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,815
"using words like 'fuck off'."
416
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,455
I was like, "Yeah, that's the vibe!"
417
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,815
But you don't come from
a show business family.
418
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,655
Your parents... We must be good
about it cos they're here.
419
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,535
I think your parents are here!
420
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,495
Where...? Oh, there they are. Hello!
Don't worry. Don't worry.
421
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,935
We're just saying hello.
422
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,815
Just saying hello.
423
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,295
Hello.
424
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,935
So Mr Lowden worked in a bank,
I think?
425
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,415
Mr Lowden worked in a bank.
426
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,295
And then your mum... In Hong Kong.
Yes. Tell me what your mum did.
427
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,215
Did your mum work in a zoo?
428
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,335
Not in Hong Kong? Not in Hong Kong.
429
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,535
My mum did multiple jobs.
430
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,495
Yeah. Ancl at one point, she worked
in Edinburgh Zoo. OK.
431
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,815
And what did you think she did in
Edinburgh Zoo?
432
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,175
So...
433
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,655
So my mum worked in Edinburgh Zoo
ancl she was an animal handler.
434
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,135
That's what we were told, me and my
brother, when we were youngsters.
435
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,295
Animal handler. And it sounded very
sort of...really cool
436
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,695
and sort of sexy and sort of
Steve Irwin-y,
437
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:01,215
where there was this...there was
this person in a rhino costume...
438
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,615
What is a rhino costume? A rhino...
439
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,135
Rhino? Sorry, yes. See, there's the
accent thing again. OK.
440
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,975
and she, um... I'm joking.
441
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,295
"Save the rhino.
442
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,655
Ancl we were like that,
and then my clad went,
443
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,415
"There's your mum there."
444
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,775
Uh, so... I love this story.
445
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,815
So you graduated from dance school
and you go home to Malaysia. Mm-hm.
446
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,695
and I was planning to go back to
England,
447
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,775
then she suddenly looped into this
whole thing about,
448
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,055
"You know, you should go on the
stage more and you should do this
449
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,895
"because now you're 21, and when
you're not 21 any more,
450
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,215
"there are things you can't do." And
I'm thinking,
451
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,215
"What on Earth is she on about?"
452
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,495
The next thing I knew was my
brother,
453
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,575
she looped my brother into doing...
"Yeah, you should try it out."
454
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,335
I'm like, "What are you guys...?"
455
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,615
She had entered me for
Miss Malaysia.
456
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,975
Wow! She actually signed the form
457
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,655
so, technically, I'm not legit.
458
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,935
But you'd think, "Oh, terrible
thing to do,"
459
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,975
but you won!
460
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,855
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
461
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,055
No, the thing... Oh, my God!
462
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,935
Oh, wow. The thing was,
463
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:44,255
"If I do this, you are never going
to do something like this again."
464
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:48,655
What age were you when she insisted
on coming on a date with you?
465
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,375
Ohhh!
466
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,215
Now, you have to remember,
467
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,015
moms are very protective, right, for
all the right reasons.
468
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,615
I don't know why she even let me go
to England.
469
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,735
So when we go on "dates",
470
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,335
she literally will sit...
471
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,335
I'll be here, the guy was here.
472
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,455
And you know, we were 17 or
whatever.
473
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,415
So one time I was sitting like this
474
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,655
and I suddenly realised, why are
there two hands on my leg?
475
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,655
So it was his hand on my mom's
hand...
476
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,815
What? I know!
477
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,175
He was holding the hand he thought
was mine
478
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,935
Oh, dear. Freya Ridings, you are
this wonderful performer,
479
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,735
you've got this new album
480
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,335
and real showbiz credentials,
481
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,055
cos your dad is an actor. He is.
482
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,975
And not just any actor.
483
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,015
He plays a very iconic role.
484
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,455
I mean, we're in front of incredible
actors,
485
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,295
and my clad is an incredible actor...
486
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,295
Daddy!
487
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,015
Oh, my God!
488
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,535
Hi!
489
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,695
So it's Richard, right?
490
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,735
That's right. Yeah.
491
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,615
I was going to ask you to do the
voice, but that IS the voice!
492
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,135
So you just talk like Daddy Pig the
whole time?
493
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,655
Yeah. That's a real daddy. Yes.
But now...
494
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,855
AS DADDY PIG: Ooh! Oh, hello,
Internet Daddy. Ooh, yes.
495
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,335
Yeah, he came to the screening.
496
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,295
It was the first time he was able to
come to a screening,
497
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,615
The reviews are in. Yeah.
498
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,335
So Gentleman jack is obviously quite
adult.
499
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,735
Could he not have watched Vigil?
Ohh!
500
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,095
He... Oh.
501
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,415
Well, with Vigil, I said, "Mummy
gets put on a helicopter
502
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,495
"and then dropped onto a submarine."
503
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,175
So I showed him that bit.
504
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,415
And then it got a bit violent. Yeah.
505
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,015
I mean, that bit is great.
506
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,735
And that is really you.
507
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,495
Is that happening? Are you being
lowered onto a submarine?
508
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,175
So when I read scripts,
509
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,015
I get so excited and then,
with this one,
510
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,415
I immediately went, "I really want
to do it," because I had a vision
511
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,975
that I would be... Not thinking
about insurance!
512
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:59,535
and I was in a car park of a
supermarket on a crane.
513
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,455
We've got a picture. This is the
reality.
514
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,935
Aw...
515
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,975
Oh, no, it's fake! It's fake!
516
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,575
And when I got to the bottom, there
was a man here,
517
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,335
underneath the crane,
518
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,095
that threw a load of water on me.
519
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,095
GRAHAM LAUGHS
520
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,615
I would watch that, to be fair. Yes!
521
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,535
With a live fish in it!
522
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,415
And you're like, "Did you like it or
not?" So I was up there,
523
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,295
Can you have more of a look in
your eye that says,
524
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,735
"What's happening to me?"
or something?
525
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,455
How do they direct you up there?
They kept saying,
526
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,495
"Spin round to the camera."
527
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,695
Because you can control that?
That's the camera there.
528
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,015
I'm keeping my eyes elevated!
529
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,095
MY 93/95 are up here!
530
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,295
So, we were talking about scary,
spooky things
531
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,935
and you lived in a... Was it a
haunted house?
532
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,415
No, it was my house. Oh!
533
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,015
Ancl it was haunted.
534
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,455
It was my first ever house and there
was a ghost.
535
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,095
And we became 'hi ends.
536
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,295
Did you see the ghost or
just know the ghost was there?
537
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,655
First few nights, it was freaky
and things got a bit weird.
538
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,215
I heard things in the house.
And then my friend said to me,
539
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,655
"Basically, if you hear it at night,
sit up and just clap your hands
540
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,975
"and speak to the ghost."
Ancl I, like, sat up in bed,
541
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,895
and I clapped my hands,
542
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,375
and I was like, "Listen, babe,
I need to get some sleep."
543
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,015
Now, this is exciting, your
fourth studio album, out today,
544
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,535
ladies and gentlemen!
545
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,735
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you.
546
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,215
It is called Gloria.
It is called Gloria.
547
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:22,735
And the music, you talk about how it
kind of works through the week. Yes.
548
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,015
We start on a Monday. OK. Things
are quite chilled. That is the vibe.
549
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,575
Then it picks up midweek,
hump clay, which is fab,
550
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,415
Friday and Saturday are just wild.
551
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,535
Wild. OK.
ls Craig David OK with that?
552
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,015
LAUGHTER
553
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,375
It's Friday night tonight,
so what are we getting tonight?
554
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,455
It's called
I'm Not Here To Make Friends.
555
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,415
"I'm Not Here To Make Friends."
Yeah. Now, have I made this up,
556
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,695
or is that something that
came from going on dates?
557
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,295
Like, and I went into the studio
the next clay and I was like,
558
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,695
Ancl so the song is about that.
Oh, OK.
559
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:14,455
And, apparently, the video for this
song caused a bit of a sensation.
560
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,655
I think it was,
561
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,615
"Sam Smith horrifies OAPs."
562
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,615
LAUGHTER
563
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,895
We, basically...
564
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,015
It's set in a castle, it's
like King Henry V|||'s castle.
565
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,975
Amazing. Nothing seedy went on,
guys, it wasn't weird. Nothing...
566
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,615
Yeah, they had Christmas parties.
567
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,455
LAUGHTER
568
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,495
Yeah, they were working around us.
OK.
569
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,575
They had no idea what was going
on in the rooms. They just... Oh...!
570
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,695
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
571
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:58,415
Imagine walking into that
after a couple of sherries!
572
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,935
"Oh!"
573
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:11,215
And I notice in the time that
you've been away,
574
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,255
you've been writing with
other people.
575
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,015
OK. Yeah.
576
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,895
I don't put my name on them just in
case they're absolute fucking duds.
577
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,655
"Written by Jamie D0rnan."
578
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,895
One... In Scotland, if you go for
a shite, you go for a job by.
579
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,175
That's what it means.
580
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,895
So one of them I use is
Anita job by.
581
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,655
LAUGHTER
582
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,815
Thank you.
583
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,135
And the other...
584
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,975
Ancl the other one is Sooka Phatwan.
585
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,175
I think you're meant to keep
them secret.
586
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,695
You are meant to keep them secret.
587
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:15,295
But I think when you look at me,
you think, "Suck a fat one."
588
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,015
But these are actual credits
on songs now?
589
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,615
Yeah, yeah. There's one by Kygo
and Dean Lewis that came out.
590
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,135
That one actually did well, so...
591
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,495
Fuck, actually, I've just called
them all duds,
592
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,215
and now I'm talking about them.
593
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,135
No, Kygo and Dean Lewis,
that one did very well.
594
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,655
And Anita job by wrote that one.
595
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,295
Anita job by, yeah, yeah, yeah.
596
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,575
Sooka Phatwan's yet to have any
cuts, but...
597
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,615
...I'm really holding out hope.
598
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:42,015
So, any budding artists out there
that want to Sooka Phatwan,
599
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,735
give me a call.
600
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,015
We all know how you get ahead
in this business.
601
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,935
What's the story, Lewis?
Now, did you...?
602
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,655
Have you worked with Jamie Dornan?
603
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,975
No. So, what happened was that
song, Pointless,
604
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,695
was supposed to be my first single.
605
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,895
CHEERING
606
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,695
That was a bit slow, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
607
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,415
That was a bit like, "Oh, yeah...
608
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,095
"We've just seen him in a hat.
609
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,575
"He's lost his allure."
610
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,015
I did, actually. But we've never met
before, so it's weird to see you...
611
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,935
Cos I'm used to seeing you, like,
Fifty Shades Of Grey, so it's we...
612
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,175
Ancl me without my cock in mine.
613
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,455
LAUGHTER
614
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:45,415
So, welcome, gentlemen.
How was the premiere?
615
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,215
Well, it's kind of happening right
now, isn't it?
616
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,975
We snuck out. It's just started
and everything. Oh, wow.
617
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,095
It was crazy,
they have a big press line
618
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,215
and there are people dressed up
in costumes,
619
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,735
it's like a Comic Con, really.
But it's very exciting.
620
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,215
Are there people dressed up
as your character, Michael?
621
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,215
we find Ant-Man, Scott,
he's in a good place.
622
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:14,415
Yes, he's in a good place. It's kind
of after the events of Endgame
623
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,895
and all of the other Marvel stories
624
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,695
that we've seen before,
so he's... Great shape.
625
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,495
He's like... He's written a book.
626
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,095
He's written a book, he's like,
"OK, finally, I can just rest."
627
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,735
Ancl things are good,
for five minutes.
628
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,415
And your character, Hank,
he's sort of semi-retired?
629
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,855
Henry, to you.
Henry, sorry.
630
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,695
My wife, Michelle Pfeiffer,
named Janet,
631
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,335
JUDI GASPS
30 years.
632
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,535
A long time.
633
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,295
LAUGHTER
634
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,535
A LITTLE faux pas, brings the whole
family back to the Quantum Realm,
635
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,615
LAUGHTER
636
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,175
I'll be honest with you,
I just found out about a week ago.
637
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,215
Tell me, the picture's over.
638
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:38,175
All right, the Quantum Realm's
a really small place.
639
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,135
It's really tiny. It's really tiny.
You go down...
640
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:45,335
If you look at your pinky finger,
and you took the tip of a needle
641
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,015
and just touched it, that's the size
of the Quantum Realm.
642
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,255
Ancl it's massive
when you get down there.
643
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,335
The movie takes place
under Michael's fingernail.
644
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,535
and it was the first time,
at the premiere,
645
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,655
as the scene was playing, I realised
my son was there, who was ten.
646
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,655
and he was like...
647
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,615
APPLAUSE
648
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,335
And there's another
nice connection on the couch
649
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,535
I did indeed. Yes.
650
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,095
I got invited to meet him.
651
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,135
We'll get you one. 2017.
652
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,295
And we also shared a birthday.
653
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,375
Are you September 25th, too?
December the 9th.
654
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,135
One of you's right.
655
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,295
Dad's birthday, December 9th.
656
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:47,175
I thought it must be me!
657
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,255
What a line-up you've got here,
by the way! It is crazy.
658
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,935
It's not like this normally!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
659
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,335
You don't find these mistakes,
you know!